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Girls Help Girls: Divorce Or Die 🌷
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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, hey!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03Because I'm so loved, where I am from.
00:01:13You have a cute scar.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Tammy!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Tammy!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:05:49Okay.
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:10Pictures.
00:06:11Don't look.
00:06:15Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Touching.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Uh, well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:51in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:01Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, I think the that one...
00:08:14No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:30of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Give me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:35that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:45we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:04In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:47and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers,
00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5712 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:13and you are just short $15
00:10:15if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:55You can just set those on top.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03And I hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29Do you do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:42Sit, watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:08Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, it's perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40My daughter's.
00:13:42Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey, there they are!
00:14:04Dad.
00:14:05I'm glad you made it.
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:52All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you've always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually, he's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:15Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed the time of the night, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:32Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on first.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:54He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought,
00:18:11telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:28I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, then.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:19:00Touch my wife again,
00:19:02and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom, I'm dead.
00:19:17I'll take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52Son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:56A pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car.
00:20:00Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car.
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough, please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:53So?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey, that's it.
00:20:58I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just leave me alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:23Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29Please, please.
00:22:30I'm a serious apologize.
00:22:35Please.
00:22:41Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me.
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:02Soon.
00:23:02Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:44Come on in.
00:23:48This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:39Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:50I think they get it, hon.
00:24:54How's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:20It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:27You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:45Come on.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:52Oh, listen.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:11Aw.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, look what you're doing.
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:50And I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:58Um.
00:27:05Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06It's lasers.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's see.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20Oh, you heard her.
00:29:42Oh, wow!
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, suit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:19Nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10I pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:37I'll say. What happened to all that cool guy confidence? Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby, I don't think I want to.
00:31:57Maybe we should. God, he's such a good kisser. Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:31it is.
00:32:33You're right. I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:03Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah, I... I just, um... I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:53He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max...
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no. That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends. You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason. Just...
00:34:35Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04I don't know where I was at.
00:35:05Oh, yeah.
00:35:09Oh, my God.
00:35:19Well, the truth is...
00:35:21is that I...
00:35:25Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:43Oh! Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:49Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:59Well, attaboy.
00:36:00You know what? Just put his shirt on. I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:03Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:12and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:15But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:40Because you are her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:57He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:09You are Piper's father.
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:16Not on my watch.
00:38:21Yeah, this.
00:38:24I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:58Don't be shy.
00:38:59Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:03No, no.
00:39:04It's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:17Yeah.
00:39:26Good?
00:39:27Mmm.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29Scrunchy.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda in her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry.
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:59Just in case.
00:40:02Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait.
00:40:16That earring.
00:40:18Wait.
00:40:19That earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:32Right.
00:40:34That's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:48But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:01That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:07Look.
00:41:07Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:17Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:24They're here!
00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:32Merry Christmas.
00:41:33Merry Christmas.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Eva's husband.
00:41:44You're Eva's husband.
00:41:45But...
00:41:45You're gorgeous.
00:41:49But...
00:41:49What is handsome as you?
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:57This is from Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Eva.
00:42:00Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops!
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:06Ooh!
00:42:06A homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right, you mean all high.
00:42:15You little...
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:20Or you will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh!
00:42:23You think you broke my wrist?
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother!
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:31He could ruin your life!
00:42:44Mommy, are you...
00:42:45Are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just a sweetheart.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48It's okay.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:52What are you...
00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:10She means me.
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:45There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05Alright, that's enough.
00:44:06Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:34Hold it!
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty
00:44:58maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're
00:45:14treating us like i know dear i just want to have our family together fine we'll let the
00:45:21strays sit and eat with us better a stray than a bitch what was that i just want to have
00:45:30our family together fine we'll stay can i have a little nipple it's okay sweetie we'll get
00:45:38something right after like drive-thru i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly
00:45:46memorable christmas present no strays
00:45:50you hit my child you're fucking crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't
00:46:00have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:09don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:15piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call
00:46:25as if you have a chef on speed dial actually i do
00:46:30he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:38sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04thanks what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way
00:47:09actually five four three two
00:47:15a helicopter
00:47:26there's no way
00:47:32how did you pull this off
00:47:35sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:59come on
00:48:01you can stop kidding around
00:48:03if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be my husband
00:48:06no i actually am the ceo
00:48:09come on you can stop the charade
00:48:10okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:14eva i'm not pretending
00:48:17mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:29how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:39who are you i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:45wait no hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones
00:48:58i mean you know that
00:49:00you work for me
00:49:02oh god i insulted my own boss
00:49:05i'm finished
00:49:11oh god
00:49:11i insulted my own boss
00:49:13i'm finished
00:49:15didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:20worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:21for tonight
00:49:22your feast ends
00:49:24and with that
00:49:25your career
00:49:26you're fired
00:49:28fired?
00:49:29sam
00:49:34fired?
00:49:35oh god
00:49:35i can't be fired
00:49:38what?
00:49:39mr harrison please
00:49:41you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:45guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:53and you
00:49:54oh me?
00:49:56mr harrison come on
00:49:58that was a christmas joke
00:50:00a family tradition
00:50:01yeah well
00:50:02there's a new family tradition
00:50:04sam
00:50:09will you do me the honors?
00:50:12gladly
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:20father do something
00:50:22father do something
00:50:22well you kind of deserve that
00:50:25i'm leaving
00:50:27pumpkin my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie
00:50:35daddy have a scrapline just for you
00:50:38eat as much as you want
00:50:39thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:46i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:52well if you want we can have many more
00:50:54just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that?
00:50:58or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59i can't tell
00:51:01and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas mrs harrison
00:51:09i brought you a gift
00:51:10here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:12oh
00:51:18this is wonderful
00:51:21sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:24tell me everything
00:51:25miss eva smith
00:51:26single mother
00:51:27small town gal
00:51:28didn't finish high school
00:51:30currently works in retail
00:51:31oh maximus
00:51:32i thought i raised you better
00:51:34a high school dropout
00:51:36in the harrison family
00:51:39not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47maximus seems to like her
00:51:49silence
00:51:49get me the address where she works
00:51:51it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:53that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:56good work
00:51:57but take off that stupid hat
00:52:09thanks
00:52:10so your dad insisted
00:52:12that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:18and how about you
00:52:23me
00:52:24yeah
00:52:26are you happy with your new husband
00:52:33eva
00:52:43that birthmark
00:52:44family to me is a big commitment
00:52:47and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:49you know
00:52:51maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:53so much we're not telling each other
00:52:54uh
00:52:57no feelings no complications
00:52:58that's what we agreed upon
00:52:59yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:02max
00:53:03yeah i guess you're right
00:53:06it's cold
00:53:08maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important
00:53:19what's gotten into her
00:53:21is she hiding something
00:53:23is this the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:26i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is
00:53:36mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie
00:53:40oh my gosh
00:53:41it's unswollen
00:53:42must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:46mommy's gonna go get a first date kit okay
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise
00:53:59i won't let anyone
00:54:00hurt you or mommy again
00:54:02but that's not true
00:54:03you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:54:07uh
00:54:08daddy
00:54:09no
00:54:10well
00:54:16don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:28really please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:41scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42i have one too
00:54:45dad
00:54:46i got that when i was about your age
00:54:48some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51really no way
00:54:53no
00:54:54it was actually a cactus
00:54:56but it's still cool
00:54:59i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04piper
00:55:05how long have you had that
00:55:06my mom's never had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you
00:55:16six
00:55:17six
00:55:17that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20okay i found the first date kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:28what do i even say
00:55:29and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:31sorry honey
00:55:32this man's your dad
00:55:33and he didn't know you existed till now
00:55:36um
00:55:37yeah
00:55:40can i see your hand sweetie
00:55:42eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:03that must be an emergency
00:56:05excuse me
00:56:07sorry
00:56:08i'll take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay
00:56:17yeah
00:56:19mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:30i'm telling you max
00:56:31that woman is manipulating you
00:56:33she's a high school dropout
00:56:35doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband
00:56:41max
00:56:42that man has no idea
00:56:44what a treasure
00:56:46he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max
00:56:52you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:54your mother would take her away
00:56:55after christmas
00:56:56it's over
00:56:59eva
00:57:01maximus
00:57:02are you even listening to me
00:57:04no mom mom listen
00:57:06i'm sorry
00:57:06okay eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind
00:57:09i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva
00:57:19thanks
00:57:19thank you
00:57:20look
00:57:24oh wow
00:57:32that's so cool
00:57:33what did you make it
00:57:34uh derrick this is from
00:57:36eva and i
00:57:38oh thank you so much
00:57:49grandpa language
00:57:50little ears
00:57:56piper
00:57:57do you want to go see your present
00:57:58it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you
00:58:01remember the song that we sang
00:58:02ready ready
00:58:03grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what do we got guys
00:58:06walking home from our house
00:58:08christmas egg
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before
00:58:23have we met before
00:58:25she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark
00:58:36as piper
00:58:44i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47they're very common
00:58:48i feel so awful
00:58:49but i can't lose my child
00:58:52no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay
00:59:02are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:05no
00:59:06i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh i almost forgot
00:59:13i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too
00:59:16tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40but
00:59:41that's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me
00:59:43i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:47how do they feel
00:59:49warm right
00:59:50yeah
00:59:51warm
00:59:53soft
00:59:57perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:04i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really
01:00:10yeah my mom
01:00:11she partied all the time
01:00:12and
01:00:13i got gifts
01:00:14plenty of them
01:00:15but
01:00:16i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing
01:00:21personal
01:00:21well you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy
01:00:26and
01:00:27someday you'll
01:00:28find
01:00:29someone special
01:00:30to
01:00:31spend all your christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today
01:00:39what if i already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:01:08max
01:01:09we can't
01:01:12if you want me to stop
01:01:13you better tell me right now
01:01:19come on
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:28no matter how many years pass
01:01:30i still can't resist him
01:01:34get rid of it
01:01:43make me
01:01:44growl
01:01:45as to
01:01:47now
01:01:49spl ngày
01:01:50plant
01:01:50plant
01:01:53plant
01:01:54plant
01:01:54you
01:01:56plant
01:01:56plant
01:01:57plant
01:01:58plant
01:01:59plant
01:02:01plant
01:02:01plant
01:02:01plant
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:14She can't see me.
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:26Okay.
01:03:26Let me give it to you.
01:03:54Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08W-what?
01:04:09We both know my son is home.
01:04:11This is way out of your league.
01:04:13Take the money,
01:04:14leave my granddaughter with us,
01:04:16and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife
01:04:18and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer
01:04:24could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money,
01:04:26and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:27But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye?
01:05:18Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother,
01:05:28and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:38a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you the little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00Alright, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:29Because of you, you son.
01:07:43I love you and your dad.
01:07:44You don't give up.
01:07:44I love you, you shoo-
01:07:45I love you.
01:07:47I love you.
01:07:49And my dad would love you.
01:07:50Don't give up, I love you.
01:07:50They love you.
01:07:51Don't give up.
01:07:52The truth.
01:07:53I love you.
01:07:58Just tell them that.
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:05Family?
01:08:06Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:17Ah, there he is.
01:08:20Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:32I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:41Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:47Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:49Oh, Biddy can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:39Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:31This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:43People who insult her all day?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen.
01:12:19Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:28You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:38Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No, don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:59First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:07Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of Zio.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva.
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva.
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:57My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you?
01:15:14You lied to me at the store!
01:15:17You were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:27But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:35How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom, what did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:59Go after her!
01:16:04Eva.
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper,
01:16:16this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again,
01:16:23and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:16:34a good father.
01:16:36Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:50Wrong about what?
01:16:52That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal,
01:17:00and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:16Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:01You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:19I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New years, that woman was evil.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey!
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:00I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real,
01:20:06and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:24Oh!
01:20:27Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:20:29but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life,
01:20:59I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together,
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes!
01:21:28Yes!
01:21:28Yes!
01:21:29Hi!
01:21:31Hi!
01:21:31Hi!
01:21:32Hi!
01:21:33Hi!
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:37and the Christmas after that
01:21:39and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm struck your tire!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:09I'm sorry.
01:22:11I'm sorry.
01:22:11I'm sorry.
01:22:13I'm sorry.
01:22:13I'm sorry.