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00:00Today, I completely destroyed the Crunch Labs warehouse,
00:04but I did it for a good reason.
00:05This is our first ever Crunch Labs hide-and-seek competition.
00:09No one in there.
00:09Those super creative product designers
00:11that design your Crunch Labs build boxes every month
00:13also happen to be annoyingly good at hiding themselves away,
00:17making this the most epic game of hide-and-seek ever played.
00:21Yeah!
00:23All right, PDs, Mark is waiting right outside that door.
00:26You've got one minute to get into your hiding places.
00:29It's so quiet.
00:30What are you waiting for? Go, go, go!
00:33With the product designers headed off to their hiding spots,
00:35as you can see, they employed quite a few different strategies,
00:38from cardboard boxes to custom-engineered hideouts
00:41to whatever this is.
00:43I need to become foam.
00:45And some even made the very bold choice to hide in plain sight.
00:48I'm a grip.
00:49As the minute ticked down, everyone was well-hidden
00:51except for Dan, who was struggling a bit.
00:54And this could take a while.
00:55So in the meantime, let's review the rules.
00:57I have a half hour to find all nine product designers,
01:00who can fight back with their blasters.
01:02And if I don't find them all, they get to make me post anything they want on my Instagram.
01:06With Dan finally set in his hiding spot, it's time to start the game.
01:10All right, PDs are in place.
01:12It's gonna be the fastest game of hide-and-seek in the history of YouTube.
01:15That's a Mark Grober guarantee.
01:16I know this place like the back of my hand, so...
01:19What the heck is that?
01:21Oh.
01:21I'm just kidding.
01:22Maybe I don't know the back of my hand at all.
01:25Well, that's good, because your time started 10 seconds ago.
01:27That's not true!
01:29Oh, no!
01:29Oh, I'm panicking all of a sudden.
01:32This seemed so much easier before we started.
01:34Okay, clearly, some of that made me clever and hiding here.
01:38Little did I know that while I looked in this very empty cabinet,
01:41Evan was really hurting his chances at the end of the year bonus by shooting me in the bats.
01:48Hey!
01:53Dan! Get out of here!
01:56Clever! The mirror table for good measure, Evan!
01:59With Evan going straight to product designer jail,
02:02there were still eight PDs left who were going to be much more difficult to find.
02:06They came out attacking early. I wasn't ready for that.
02:09I'm gonna go up here to get a better vantage point.
02:12Whoops.
02:14This is hard.
02:15With time quickly running down, it's time to use a strategy I call smash first.
02:21Ask questions later.
02:23Okay, no one in there.
02:25Not a great start.
02:27Ow.
02:28This trash can wasn't here yesterday.
02:30Oh yeah, that's heavy.
02:34Definitely no one hiding in here.
02:37Three minute penalty.
02:38Penalty for what?
02:39You fired and it wasn't a PD.
02:41Aw.
02:44Losers clean up, by the way.
02:46That's ominous.
02:47You know what, Bob? I don't like your attitude.
02:49No, wait, no.
02:50That's for giving me a penalty.
02:51Five minute penalty!
02:55Okay, yeah-ha! Oh gosh. They're very still. You even move.
03:02Whoops. Okay, it's a mannequin.
03:04Brooke? Is that even Brooke or is it a PD? To be clear, it's only a penalty if I don't
03:09hit a PD.
03:09Uh, got it.
03:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
03:14I'm on you.
03:16I'm not done!
03:17No!
03:19Ready or not, here I come.
03:21I hate that they can fire at me.
03:23Where'd they hide in here?
03:24Probably all about the couch cushions.
03:26Really?
03:27How about the couch cushions?
03:28I was about to give up on finding any PDs in this room, when I suddenly noticed.
03:32That seems artificially close.
03:35Oh!
03:36Oh yeah!
03:38From that squeal, I knew it was Steven, who'd built a false front to my desk.
03:42Which would have been super impressive, if he wasn't also kind of stuck.
03:45That's the sound you like to hear.
03:48Just to be clear.
03:50Wow!
03:52This is very clever.
03:54You made this custom?
03:56Yeah.
03:56Now I see what I'm up against.
03:58Nice hiding spot.
03:59Not good enough.
04:01Two down.
04:01I was feeling pretty confident, and I thought for sure I'd find another one in our secret soda machine
04:06I'm looking off the reflection in the camera lens.
04:11Three minute penalty.
04:12Dang it!
04:13You punks.
04:14Did you get him?
04:15No, I don't think so, because the hole wasn't big enough.
04:17It was hard to get it.
04:18Okay, now I do have some devices here.
04:20This is a parabolic mic.
04:22It means I can hear everything really, really loud.
04:25I think I'm going to need that coming over here.
04:28I'm listening for rustling noises.
04:31All right, I know for a fact these were not here yesterday.
04:35Suddenly, I heard what suspiciously sounded like the loading of a Nerf Blaster.
04:40Ah!
04:41Ah!
04:42Ah!
04:43Ah!
04:44Ah!
04:47Ah!
04:47Ah!
04:47Ah!
04:49Ah!
04:50Ah!
04:50Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:55Ah!
04:56Ah!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:59Ah!
04:59Ah!
05:00Ah!
05:00Oh, wow!
05:02All right, now the question is, they wouldn't do a second person.
05:05There's only one way to find out.
05:09It's kind of satisfying, to be honest.
05:11Especially, because losers pick up!
05:15Oh, yeah.
05:17Honestly, I know they're not in here, but...
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Dude, what if there's actually a person inside?
05:24While I wasted precious minutes searching all the wrong spots, little did I know the remaining
05:28PDs were cool as the summer's warm.
05:30Ah, trigger fingers itching.
05:33It's really important to stay hydrated.
05:35Let's go, PDs!
05:36With no luck, I knew it was time to bring out my secret weapon, an infrared camera.
05:40This camera allows us to see temperature as an image, with cold shown as blue and hot shown as
05:45orange, which should make finding the product designers fairly easy.
05:48All right, I'm checking this box for a heat signature.
05:51I don't see anything, but I've noticed already the PDs are kind of jumpy.
05:57This is where the infrared pays off.
06:00There's no heat signature.
06:01If this was a real person, like, look at my leg.
06:03See how hot that is?
06:05It's very obvious that this is just a mannequin.
06:07Wait, Danny.
06:08If he looks at you with the cam, you're cooked, so maybe you jump out now.
06:11Bam was right, of course.
06:12He was cooked bright orange, in fact.
06:15Yeah, I'm too late!
06:19Yes!
06:21So obvious!
06:22Who said you were allowed an infrared camera?
06:25Look how hot!
06:26That's like a lava!
06:28Yeah, I'm burning up in here!
06:30Another one to have.
06:32Oh, good disguise.
06:34Let's see who you really are!
06:36You're gonna have to unzip it.
06:39I knew it, Danny!
06:41It's too easy.
06:43Mark, Mark, there's a clue in the table right here.
06:45Oh, clue inside.
06:47Where's the key?
06:48I don't know.
06:48Quit wasting my time, Bam!
06:50What's up, team?
06:51You did well, soldier.
06:52Did well.
06:53Mark, you have 15 minutes left.
06:5415 minutes.
06:55The infrared is actually a sick hack.
07:00Clearly there's someone right there.
07:02Okay, Vox is on a forklift, huh?
07:04I'll give you one chance to come out on your own, or we're gonna do this on my terms.
07:08Three, two...
07:11Dang!
07:12Dang!
07:14Dang!
07:16Hello, Javon!
07:18Nice to meet ya!
07:20Ugh, I had the gun pointed the wrong way.
07:23Oh no, they caught Javon.
07:24There's no way he's fighting Adam.
07:26Man, I'm ready for anything, unless he comes from behind me.
07:30I'm so ahead on time here.
07:31I'm pausing.
07:32Looks like I have to beat 12.
07:34I was getting close to breaking the Crunch Lad's pull-up record when suddenly I was attacked.
07:39Who's that?
07:41But lucky for them, I can't not break the record.
07:4520.
07:49Put it on the board.
07:50Mid-competition.
07:52Breaking records.
07:53Let's go.
07:53Was that from a cameraman?
07:55Oh, this is very sus.
08:01And I'm sorry, three minute penalty.
08:04Oh no!
08:04You now have less than 10 minutes.
08:07Interesting.
08:08Oh no!
08:09My thermal camera died.
08:11That was a big advantage.
08:12Just a lot of crud in this room.
08:14Who's this?
08:14Say your name.
08:16Lauren.
08:17Prove it.
08:21That's a lie!
08:22Lauren never wears brown!
08:28Oh, Nicholas, of course.
08:30Another one down.
08:32Three to go?
08:32Three to go.
08:33Did you shoot him?
08:34I said, it's Lauren.
08:35I picked up my face and then I ducked.
08:37And I shot underneath the table.
08:38Whoa!
08:40Yo, dude!
08:42That was a good idea.
08:44You got any intel for me?
08:45Sorry, I don't.
08:47I don't believe you.
08:48I actually pre-planned something.
08:50What I've got right here is our internal company messaging app.
08:54So as soon as I hit this button, it's going to call all of them.
08:56And I should hear their phones ringing.
08:59You'll never find him.
09:00Agree to disagree, Bob.
09:01Here we go.
09:03Ouch, what the heck?
09:04I hear it.
09:06I hear someone.
09:11Where's it coming from?
09:12I hear it.
09:12I hear it.
09:12I hear it.
09:16I hear it.
09:18I hear it.
09:18Yes!
09:19Wow.
09:20Wait a second.
09:21Did you put a hinge onto this?
09:22Yeah.
09:23That's pretty clever.
09:24I wanted to get in close.
09:25Next time, maybe you shouldn't bring your work phone into your hiding spot.
09:28Okay.
09:29GG.
09:30Let's go.
09:32All right.
09:32I got five minutes.
09:34We're rocking this old school.
09:37I need an emergency drum set.
09:39Let's go.
09:39Four minutes.
09:41You have four minutes.
09:42As if there isn't.
09:44Oh.
09:45He's making such a mess.
09:46I'm pretty sure we won already.
09:48I feel like I've checked this whole room,
09:49which means I need to retrace my footsteps.
09:51No time for drumsticks.
09:53What's a good thing to say to him once he comes back?
09:55You said losers clean up, right?
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:58Losers clean up.
10:00I had to have missed someone in here.
10:02Oh, you want me to think that's Mark Robot?
10:05There's too many mannequins in this place.
10:08I got to think like a Crunch Labs product designer would think.
10:11They would hide in somewhere clever.
10:13They just wouldn't hide somewhere.
10:14They'd be like in the ceiling.
10:15Yeah, they're going to hide somewhere clever.
10:17Turn off the lights.
10:19All of them.
10:22It did not help me as much as I was hoping it would.
10:25That would have been a cool moment, though, if it's like, aha!
10:28Just in case.
10:30Your PD is two minutes.
10:32Two minutes!
10:33I did beat the pull-up record.
10:34At least I'm going to leave with that.
10:36What is this?
10:37I do not appreciate the mocking.
10:39It's way too many memes.
10:41Are you still comfortable, Adam?
10:42Oh, yeah.
10:43Super comfortable.
10:44I could stay for at least two or three more minutes.
10:47As the minutes ticked down, I was getting desperate.
10:49So I did the only thing I could think of.
10:52I've got car keys!
10:53Come out!
10:54Or I'm driving away with your Subaru.
10:57Keeping this just in case.
10:59Okay.
10:59There's nothing in here.
11:00Now in the storage.
11:03Hey!
11:04Quiet!
11:04One minute left.
11:05One minute to find two PDs.
11:07Oh!
11:08I knew it!
11:09I knew it!
11:10Out of my way!
11:11Wait a second.
11:13Aha!
11:16Oh wait, no.
11:17That is empty.
11:18Okay, I've got someone's keys.
11:20Fess up or I'm driving away with your car.
11:22Oh no, those are my keys.
11:24Here we go.
11:26Ten, nine, eight, seven, eight!
11:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
11:36I know you're somewhere!
11:38Mark, time is up.
11:40There are two PDs remaining.
11:42Woo!
11:44Yeah!
11:45What are you guys cheering for?
11:47You lost, okay?
11:50Don't tell me.
11:51Is one in this room?
11:52There are two PDs hidden in this room right now.
11:54What?
11:55What is this trash can?
11:57You guys want to do this?
11:59Mark, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:00Losers clean up, remember.
12:01Yeah, you guys!
12:04All of us clean up.
12:06What do you think?
12:07Yeah, give me a better hint.
12:10Uh...
12:12Whoa, that's a pretty good hint.
12:14Oh, wow!
12:15Adam, of course!
12:17It's super cozy under here.
12:18Yeah, I'm glad you had to be there for 30 minutes.
12:22Oh!
12:22That's pretty good.
12:23With Adam finally found, there's one person left to reveal.
12:27Hi, I'm Caroline.
12:28You son of a...
12:30No!
12:31Oh!
12:34Woo!
12:40Wow.
12:41Can I come out now?
12:42So, I hate to lose, but this is also none of the most creative brains west of the Mississippi River,
12:48so I'm calling that a W. Sadly, I still have to do the post.
12:53What do I have to say?
12:54I think that has to come from your heart, Mark.
12:55But it has to emphasize Lauren and me.
12:58Okay, okay.
12:59While I respect and love all the Crunch Labs product designers, my two favorites are Lauren and Adam.
13:05Time to clean up, I guess.
13:06And of course, if you want to come out to Crunch Labs yourself to design with me and my team
13:09for a day,
13:10then you just got to win the platinum ticket we slip inside one Crunch Labs box every month.
13:14So, if you haven't got your build box subscription for Crunch Labs, then what the heck are you waiting for?
13:19Go to CrunchLabs.com with a parent, and once you're there, it'll show you how it all works.
13:29Point grip!
13:2976
13:29TLC
13:30TLC
13:30TLC
13:30TLC
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