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00:28Honey, it's 10 minutes to go!
00:43Fuck!
00:45Fuck your legs!
00:51Look, just wait, okay?
00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:55I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:58Fuck!
01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
01:04We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
01:07I'm very sorry.
01:09No, no, I'm not doing that!
01:11Hey!
01:14Such a waste.
01:16You could have gone pro.
01:17You need an old star level.
01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
01:21He's not gonna break off of this.
01:23I swear.
01:24Please!
01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
01:29I'm still a champion!
01:35Fuck.
01:36Coach Weston phone is still off.
01:39Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
01:41Where do we own the plays we gonna run?
01:48Then we'll run my plays.
01:53Alright boys.
01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
02:06We'll come right up here.
02:07Right up here, boys.
02:08We got this.
02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
02:11Alright boys.
02:12Bring it in!
02:13Come on!
02:13Bring it in!
02:14One!
02:15Two!
02:15Three!
02:17Let's go!
02:18Let's go!
02:19That's a battle!
02:20Let's go!
02:32Let's go!
02:33Yes!
02:34Yes!
02:34Yes!
02:3442-15!
02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win!
02:39THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
02:40And take the win!
02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
02:49Yes!
02:52These plays are brilliant.
02:53I need him on my team.
03:00Boss?
03:01Nice work out there today.
03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
03:06Thank you, sir.
03:09For two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
03:14I'm going to tell my wife.
03:21Babe!
03:22I've got great news.
03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
03:45What the hell are you doing?
03:51What the hell are you doing?
04:01Wes, you bastard.
04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
04:06Wes, are you okay?
04:08Ted, what's wrong with you?
04:11What?
04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house
04:19and you're asking me what's wrong?
04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
04:23It's because you're a loser.
04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills.
04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
04:33I got a raise.
04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
04:39A raise?
04:41You're an assistant coach.
04:43What could you possibly make?
04:44Three grand?
04:45Two, actually.
04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
04:56You're never going to make it happen.
04:59You're fired.
05:00What?
05:02No, you can't do this.
05:04I won the game for you today.
05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
05:37I'm the head coach.
05:39It's signed.
05:40Come on, babe.
05:41Let's go.
05:47Who's calling this trash?
05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
06:03Fuck off.
06:1125,000 passing yards.
06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
06:18Who is this?
06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
06:29How's that?
06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary is not a problem.
06:44Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
06:59Thanks so much.
07:01Great.
07:01Looking forward to it.
07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
07:07And I am adding him to our player roster, just in case.
07:12Wait, wait, wait.
07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
07:18Plus, está viejo.
07:20Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago there was a college quarterback?
07:23He was phenomenal.
07:25All-American.
07:26His name was dead.
07:28Of course.
07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar by now.
07:35Yeah, well, Marika, you're saying he's back, Ted?
07:38Si, Marika.
07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
07:50Boo!
07:54Hey, buddy, you know what NFL stands for?
07:56Not for long.
07:58Not how long you'll be coaching.
08:00Three close games in a row?
08:01Really?
08:02This is the worst team in the division.
08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
08:06Boo!
08:07Oh, fuck your cousin!
08:08Fucking poor fuck.
08:12What the hell happened?
08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
08:16You were winning so easy before.
08:18They must have studied our plays.
08:21Every route was locked out.
08:23We won't lose again.
08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the drive.
08:28We never struggled like this.
08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
08:35Ted?
08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
08:44Okay.
08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
08:52So that's how he pulled it off?
08:53Damn, acting like all them players were his ideas?
08:55Wow!
08:56Exactly.
08:57Exactly.
08:59That's why I fired him.
09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
09:06Don't you listen to me, Wes.
09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
09:13You understand me?
09:14Yes, sir.
09:16Don't fuck with me.
09:17Yes, sir.
09:20Damn it!
09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
09:35This is Ted's playbook.
09:41We're safe.
09:46Hey, hey.
09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
09:54You scored three points.
09:55You're a washed-up assistant, dumped by his wife.
10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
10:02Hey.
10:08Scott, if you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
10:13Period.
10:13Your plays are trash!
10:17Edmund, you're benched.
10:19Next man up!
10:20Wait, what?
10:22Seriously?
10:23You're benching me!
10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
10:31You are done here.
10:32Your plays are horseshit!
10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
10:37It's impossible!
10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
10:41Or an assistant coach!
10:55Is that hard?
10:58Is that hard?
11:13Holy shit!
11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
11:23Who the hell is this guy?
11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow my
11:31plays,
11:31is we will win this game.
11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked, might as well try it.
11:37No way we're coming back.
11:39And if we lose, we'll show you not fit to be our coach.
11:49Touchdown!
11:51That fast?
11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
11:57Woo!
12:01I hope I can catch the whole time.
12:05And that's the game!
12:07Knights take the win!
12:09Let's go!
12:10Come on!
12:11Win like this?
12:12We've never even done it!
12:13We've never even dreamed of!
12:14Following this place, we actually crushed it!
12:17Who is this guy anywhere?
12:18The deep as fuck is the way!
12:20Yeah!
12:28Woo!
12:31Woo!
12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
12:38Woo!
12:41Woo!
12:41Woo!
12:41Woo!
12:43Go Knights!
12:44Woo!
12:45Woo!
12:48The Knights have done the impossible,
12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four,
12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
13:00have suffered four straight losses.
13:02Losers, go home!
13:04You're as damned as straight!
13:05Get off the field!
13:07Get it!
13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
13:16And you!
13:17If your plays get worse every damn game,
13:19how are we supposed to win a title like that?
13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
13:24nothing works anymore?
13:26Boss,
13:27we just got careless the last two games.
13:29Don't worry.
13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
13:33Well, right.
13:34Next game, the semi-finals, gets tonight!
13:37You lose that,
13:39every fucking million you're fired.
13:41No, we already said,
13:42another coach is playing Coach Ted!
13:45Wait a second,
13:46isn't that our former assistant coach?
13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
13:57now they're on a winning streak,
13:59made it all the way to the semi-finals.
14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
14:02When he was around,
14:03we never struggled this much away.
14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
14:12He got a few tricks from me,
14:13now he thinks you're some genius fucking coach,
14:16please,
14:17beating MLBs.
14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
14:34With him around,
14:36we might actually win the championship.
14:39Is that what you all want?
14:41I'm here.
14:42You all want Ted back?
14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big or she with fucking Ted!
14:49Okay,
14:51since you want your boyfriend back,
14:52I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
14:56Fine.
14:57I'll bring him back.
15:03Mr. Vincent,
15:04you're about to face the Eagles.
15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
15:10No, I, uh...
15:12I believe in my team.
15:14If I missed it to my game plan,
15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
15:19But, from what I've heard,
15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
15:22What makes you so confident?
15:25Confident in what?
15:28Some delusions.
15:30This guy's a clown
15:31who loves to talk big.
15:37What are you doing here?
15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
15:41Come back to the Eagles.
15:42All you have to do is apologize.
15:45Right here,
15:46in front of everyone.
15:47And maybe,
15:48I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
15:56Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
16:05He should be thanking us.
16:08I'm not going back.
16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
16:14Guys like you,
16:15born at the bottom,
16:16don't get to be champions.
16:17Ever.
16:18She's right.
16:20Trash,
16:21like you,
16:22belongs on a trash team.
16:24You're right.
16:31What is this?
16:36Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
16:40Football is a rich man's game.
16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
16:45You'll never beat us.
16:53Hey!
16:55I'll say it one last time.
16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
16:59Oh, right.
17:00You're doing this for the race.
17:01Right?
17:02Fine.
17:03How about 500 more a month?
17:06That's what you want, right?
17:07You should take it, Ted.
17:09With that 500,
17:10maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
17:14500?
17:17Is that all you thought?
17:18Pathetic.
17:25Mr. Vincent?
17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
17:31Three million dollars.
17:44No way.
17:46His bonus is three million?
17:48My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
17:51The stats could be fake.
17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
17:58So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
18:02Let me guess.
18:04Your team's performance sucked.
18:06You fumbled all the tactics
18:07and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
18:10Bullshit.
18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
18:15Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
18:19Judging by your recent record,
18:21looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
18:26With ease, bitch.
18:30Just wait until...
18:32When I beat you,
18:34even if you come crawling back,
18:36I'll slam the door in your face.
18:38Hey.
18:40The Knights will never lose to you.
18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
18:56semi-finals.
18:57But, today, they face the power...
19:00up off the suit and do...
19:00The Dilma.
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