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00:01I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this
00:05You feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Think I'm about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone away for this
00:11Take the pick but don't feel to this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' hand me on my rage
00:19I know I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:22I know I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:27Let's go, wait, wait
00:29Oh, yeah, come on that side.
01:01Femalicious, are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:07Fem-fems, Femalemous, hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not. Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realize that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:30But I warn you, I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:57Dirty havoc!
02:09You do realize that the quirky person can't walk into your own world,
02:14Dirty hav.
02:16Look.
02:18What's the vÃrus?
02:25Ed and l stage!
02:27Spitting my drink, call me tutu slurs. I don't care. But just don't play with my work. I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay? I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better. First-hand sources and documents courtesy of my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright. No fucking about. You've got to get this done by today. Preferably by six.
03:04Great, yeah.
03:04I'm gonna go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:35You thirsty.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46A chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar. Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my eyes.
03:51Ouch-a!
03:52Good timing.
03:54Great.
03:55I'm good at that.
03:59You broken on-gash.
04:01Good timing.
04:02Thank you very much.
04:03Good timing.
04:08Good timing.
04:11Good timing.
04:13Good timing.
04:22oh god yeah you look like that what's i thinking i can't win this the dom's a popularity contest
04:29i hope you think my brother's top of the food chain he's bribing people for the vote
04:33fun-sized dairy snacks no i think you've got every chance of winning
04:36hi ladies oh the dom is the only vaguely political thing i can put on my application to your dad
04:49okay well
04:53what is it what's wrong my family's gonna find out that i've lied i've already told them i've got the
04:57internship i'm sure they'll understand you don't know my family popularity is fickle i mean i know
05:02but it means everything in this place if you have the gift of the gab you have the masses
05:10Femi? Femi? where are you going?
05:17oh jesus oh mark hey hey hey
05:21musky natural i like it i've not had a chance to shout it's taken me countless hours but i finished
05:25my
05:26final piece oh my god no way wait so the peaches are like dead gone oh thank god i'm so
05:31happy for
05:32you is this it hey hey it's all about the anticipation the drama the reveal but i've never
05:38been so consumed by a project like this piece is a representation of me or like who i am and
05:43that that that isn't arrogant of me right an artist without an ego is like a bird without wings
05:48who said that me i did yeah i just know but i'm just i'm so proud of you seriously well
05:54don't get
05:54too excited i was told i need to get permission from kyle if i want to switch out okay well
05:57make sure
05:58you do the suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final
06:02exhibition don't fall in into place oh my god we should do like a joint art show over the summer
06:09imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art show over the night
06:25toby we need to talk uh not now miss kate urgent revision it's important yo abby it's me again
06:34listen uh there's really low availability on these economy flights and i can't afford these business
06:40class flights so uh call me back toby what you're looking fine fine boy what no pimple and like your
06:47dimple simple as anyone told you're looking fine today a few people okay listen move man i'm booking
06:51flights you're going somewhere nice tell me what do you want so uh it turns out being the dominus
06:57means i have to get people to like me i was thinking like oh who's the most okay let me
07:03stop you
07:03right there no it's just a few hours of your time brother i ain't got no few hours i've got
07:08revision
07:08to do i'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this japanese job and
07:13abby's hiding from me and that move out my way air miles
07:22what do you mean air miles well if you're going to be traveling all over europe it's going to be
07:25pretty expensive okay so get to the point all right talking about air miles london to lagos
07:30family of four twice a year my dad has thousands so what are you offering if i'm the don
07:36i'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few which means i can slip a few to you
07:46two hours i'll help you yeah yeah yeah oh my god absolutely not but mistress this is not the
08:06sort of art i want associated with single books okay maybe it needs a little bit of explaining top
08:12art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students it is not all about you
08:18yes mistress
08:38what are those?
08:39um c supplements and caffeine tablets and no there aren't enough to share
08:44why would i want to put that shit in my body?
08:46how many of these you had?
08:47how much have you written?
08:49uh 761 words
08:50really?
08:52mm-hmm
08:58you hungry?
09:00it's all good i've got some stuff here awesome
09:07thanks
09:13i really am sorry you know for being at your yard and treating like that
09:18you don't need to keep bringing it up
09:20i know but that's the reason you're doing this project no?
09:24because hong kong isn't an option
09:29i don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway
09:32he seems like a dickhead
09:34i'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead you know i'm right
09:38dad's a shit
09:40it's a fact of life
09:43you know i actually thought he'd come home to see me
09:45but
09:47it was just about the divorce
09:50left before the income home signature was even dry
09:55so it's either cambridge or staying home with her
09:58can't you get a place?
10:00i'm sure some of that divorce money's yours
10:02yeah my mum's using old school equipment
10:04anything to prove she's good at the job
10:06god knows what i'll have left in my trust fund
10:09what a tragedy
10:10i know
10:13why don't we just get back to work?
10:19after all you're doing really well
10:21yeah
10:22yeah
10:31each candidate has their own thing
10:33uh mabel has cupcakes
10:34cheddar's got cheese
10:36like obviously they've been working on their campaign for weeks
10:39and i'm just a little bit behind
10:41so everything rests on my hustings speech
10:43which i've been working on
10:44yeah i just feel like it's missing that vim
10:48that uh that x factor
10:49that tobyism
10:51right well i am one of one and can't be replicated
10:54but we'll try let's see what you got
10:57so uh i figured everybody loves somebody that's funny
11:02so uh i'm gonna start with a joke
11:07knock knock
11:15bro that's when you're supposed to say who's there
11:17okay what else have you got
11:18what
11:19well after everybody laughs
11:21and it breaks the ice i go on to say
11:24hello ladies and gentlemen
11:25my name is femi adibayo i'm here for your vote to elect me as your dominus kalami
11:31bro i'm bored
11:31bro because you're not listening
11:32i'm not listening
11:33because i'm bored
11:35it's about presentation
11:36for starters
11:37you're there mumbling into your chest
11:38because bro you're making me anxious
11:40okay so what's the room for loradi students gonna make you feel
11:45bro this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you
11:50pick up your top lip
11:52you're the actor
11:52okay
11:53you might not be confident
11:56but you can
11:57you know
11:58i don't know
11:58act
11:59like you're confident
12:00how
12:01stand up
12:05chin up
12:07chest up
12:07deep breath
12:10sell it to me
12:13hello ladies and gentlemen
12:15my name is femi adibayo
12:17adibayo
12:18and i'm here to tell you why i should be elected as your dominus kalami
12:24better
12:24less with the gun fingers but good
12:26okay
12:26again
12:26alright
12:28promises promises promises
12:29said you do it later but later never came of abolished astonishment
12:32don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in
12:34i'm made of diamonds you're made of cobblestone
12:36i'm in alignment you're in a trouble zone
12:40okay
12:40not either
12:42okay
12:43okay
12:43okay
12:45how's your canon
12:46yep pretty good
12:47okay
12:47can i hear it
12:48yeah sure
12:50um
12:51okay
12:52colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations
12:56disrupting societies economies and cultures
12:59European powers exploited indigenous resources enriching themselves while impoverishing local populations
13:06sounds familiar
13:07yeah
13:07yeah because i got it for one of these
13:09which one
13:10i don't know
13:12you haven't cited it
13:14i thought you only cited the quotes
13:16okay but it's word for word so it is a quote
13:19bloody ellis what i would have said anyway
13:22okay so how much of this is actually yours
13:25um
13:28not on this page
13:29not on this page
13:31this stuff is my own
13:33uh this is mostly ai's
13:36bro
13:36yeah
13:36yeah
13:37you can't be using the ai they will find out
13:39how do you not know this
13:44have i completely fucked it
13:45no
13:47no no no
13:48not at all
13:49it just
13:49i'm not an idiot i know you're lying
13:50i'm not lying
13:51i just need some massaging
13:53you know what send it over to me
13:54um
13:55and
13:56i'll have a play around with it
13:58okay
14:18okay
14:20wait what
14:21that's not around the houses mr graham you're always holding
14:23i don't know what you're talking about sir
14:25oh i don't know what you're talking about sir
14:27honestly sir i don't know how that got there
14:29right
14:29open your bag
14:30nope not that bad
14:31hey
14:34just what the doctor ordered
14:37ladies and gentlemen my name is
14:39Femi
14:40Adebayo
14:54yep
14:55uh
14:56what are you doing
14:57uh nothing
14:58good
14:58we have to go and support Femi
15:00because every vote counts
15:01so let's go
15:01what now
15:02talking about now yes now
15:09well
15:09but i can't lie to us
15:10wait some things or something
15:11because it's been hella funky
15:12yeah no i've just been working and i just didn't have time
15:14just shout out
15:19yo leo come here
15:22what
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out
15:24yeah and it's happening right now so
15:25yeah i can't because i'm busy
15:26are you okay
15:28are you okay
15:29no because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader
15:33so just ditch him
15:34i can't we're being marked and working together plus
15:38i can't feel bad for him
15:40you're like kicking a puppy
15:42a spoiled entitled problematic puppy
15:46i don't know i just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless
15:49right now
15:50okay so let me just get this straight so we both can understand
15:53so you're gonna do the lion's share of the work on a project
15:55talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy
15:59why do you have to say it like that
16:01listen i've got tons of shit to do and i even said i was gonna meet Benjamin
16:05look i'm sure he'll understand just get
16:07sorry but i was planning to get dicked down and just
16:09i beg your pardon
16:10the hustings is just an excuse to get wasted
16:12wish Femi the best for me
16:15i've got shit to do
16:15but Leah look
16:16no buts apart from you twos getting out of the library
16:19that's rude
16:20thank you goodbye
16:21let's just go
16:22okay visual sorted
16:23what's next
16:24you know what i think you're good from here
16:26i've got everything
16:27really
16:28yeah yeah yeah yeah
16:29um
16:29i thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do
16:31on my part
16:32you can just leave me with it
16:33i promise
16:34okay
16:35cool
16:36great
16:41well i'll see you later
17:08you're good
17:09all right
17:09settle down
17:10settle down
17:11settle down
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie, well, it's an opportunity to
17:38take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert's tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent the school at
17:57future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Ladies and gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
18:27The first to receive...
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidate!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devonye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a ruddy good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors, Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or the Ginger, would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:38Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Semi Femi...
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:46Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:00and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calamie.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position,
20:08as a position,
20:10a popularity contest.
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
20:18of some foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:28Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35Joel Stroglie!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:51Yeah!
20:51I mean, uh, bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub,
20:57rather than a dong.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I am joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient.
21:07Resourceful.
21:07Oh, I know that better than anyone.
21:09I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes,
21:12so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
21:16Yeah.
21:17No, I know, gross.
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it,
21:27he's walking like you,
21:28he's talking like you,
21:29and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality,
21:33you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:38Semi Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:50Vote for me.
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to vote!
22:28No, Omar, where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Like, Omar, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen.
22:34I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association,
22:36but, brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38Look, it's me and Johnny.
22:39You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41All right, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro.
22:46Omar, cast your vote, man.
22:49Your snake.
22:51Snake, you hit me.
22:52Mr. Stakes.
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:56This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology.
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels
23:01under high-pressure situations.
23:03So, this is actually, yes, good for that.
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your vision, huh?
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:11Um, are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
23:28distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:35Hobie.
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up,
23:41you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be...
24:08cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do
24:30was spend all night in a library,
24:31but I have no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you
24:36without a book in your hand.
24:38Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
24:41but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do,
24:46because if you did,
24:47you'd understand the amount of pressure
24:48that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed
24:52and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today
24:55just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Union,
25:00but that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02and judge everyone around me
25:03if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Oh, you can leave now.
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:26Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Get it, get it.
25:37How we do this ting
25:38Root boy, everyday fam, you keep it easy
25:40Growing up on the streets
25:42Our hair fam, everyday, we keep it greasy
25:44Baby's telling me she loves the way
25:45that I'm loose, but then it's just sleazy
25:47Me and you's not the same
25:48Root boy, you can't imitate or beat me
25:57All right, clear.
25:59Thanks.
26:00Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know
26:02They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo
26:04until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait
26:12until the coast is clear
26:13you know, just in case.
26:20Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for the year.
26:27Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Ms. Chaplin Jones.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh, useless.
27:02Move, move, move.
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached
27:09the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission,
27:14we will hear from our candidates
27:16one last time
27:16and then vote
27:17again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jesus.
27:23Oh, man.
27:24Dom, Dom.
27:25Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign
27:29didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just a mere tip.
27:33The next round,
27:34we're going in
27:35the entire
27:37shaft and balls.
27:40You shot off the ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:07I like Toby.
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost
28:10starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:12Busy.
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Bro, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:22I'm just, I'm surprised.
28:23I don't associate you with Bs, innit?
28:24It's more of...
28:25Femmys, too.
28:26I was choosing
28:27not to go to Cambridge this year.
28:29Me.
28:29I had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling
28:32with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now,
28:35it's looking like
28:35I haven't even got the option.
28:37Well, it's some mock.
28:38I can bounce back.
28:40Jay,
28:40even if I can scrape it back,
28:42I've already told Abby
28:43I'm paying for the flights
28:44and all of that shit.
28:45Bro,
28:46she currently goes to me right now,
28:48so I don't even know
28:49what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:52What if I've done all this
28:53just so I can lose
28:53Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:58If she don't understand,
28:59then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:01You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man,
29:05it's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it,
29:08even me coming here.
29:09Bro,
29:10I'm still feeling
29:11out of place
29:12and out of sorts,
29:12but I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro,
29:16if I didn't,
29:17I'd be kicking myself
29:17alive, that's for sure.
29:20Yo,
29:21people are moving,
29:22so let me
29:22let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23All right.
29:24All right, he's here.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it.
29:38Nah.
29:38Nah, you said
29:39you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing,
29:40it's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah,
29:41in a good way.
29:42Different emotions
29:43and sides in all of us
29:44fighting
29:46and harmonizing
29:46simultaneously.
29:48Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know,
29:54it would have been cheaper
29:55to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean,
29:58my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had
29:59her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah
30:01to leftover promotional bottles
30:02of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on
30:09with you and Leah?
30:10We're just
30:10different people,
30:12different priorities,
30:13if that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing
30:19and he's great.
30:21Really lovely,
30:22in fact.
30:23And?
30:24He's got me
30:24jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way?
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:29I think I like him
30:31because he's safe.
30:33I thought that's good for me
30:34because, you know,
30:34safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think
30:37you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic,
30:39am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled
30:43by the button-up look.
30:45I think you're
30:46attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, no,
30:49that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think you should be
30:54hiding it under a blanket
30:56or jumping behind pillars
30:57to avoid what you really want.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of
31:12Right at First Sight
31:13with my grandma.
31:14Dad.
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16I don't get it,
31:17nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that.
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up
31:41the other night.
31:42I'm sorry, Jang.
31:43I thought it was just
31:44the whole study thing.
31:46Feels for a good reason,
31:47I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was
31:48a good reason,
31:49but then it turns out
31:50that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Jang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement
32:07is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad
32:09was a dom doesn't make you
32:10the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway,
32:13it's about time this role
32:14went to a woman.
32:14Let's hear it!
32:16Sorry, sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:23And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection,
32:25and overall,
32:26but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, it doesn't even
32:30make any sense
32:31because the dom
32:32has never been a woman,
32:34so that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one,
32:40look at him as the dom.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just
32:45his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:49Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed
32:50to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story,
32:51by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants
33:04for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed
33:07and pissed my bed
33:09and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see,
33:12what else do you know
33:13about me?
33:14Sometimes,
33:15I suck my thumb
33:16when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them
33:24that
33:26I'm a virgin.
33:32So,
33:32beyond the put-downs,
33:35you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have
33:38nothing to offer
33:39being the dom
33:40because it doesn't mean
33:41anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing
33:44it doesn't mean anything
33:45to most of you.
33:51Well,
33:52it means
33:53something to me.
33:54I want to do
33:55our year justice.
33:57I want our future years
33:59to look back
34:00at our year
34:00as the best year
34:01full of absolute
34:03legends.
34:07So,
34:08instead of voting
34:09for Mr.
34:11I don't really give a shit,
34:13vote for someone
34:14who does.
34:31Any final words?
34:40Vote for me
34:41and I'll get all
34:42of you twats
34:42into Glaston Bray!
34:46That's right!
34:47Here's all these
34:48unlimited weapons
34:50for everyone!
34:50Glaston Bray!
35:19Hi.
35:21Hi, Abby.
35:23You know what?
35:24I'm not sure
35:26if we're still together.
35:27I hope we are.
35:30I just want to talk to you.
35:31I need to talk to you.
35:33It's about the travelling.
35:34I'm not sure
35:35where your head is at
35:36with any of it,
35:39but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time?
35:44No.
35:48It's just, uh...
35:51I've kind of, like,
35:53left me on read
35:55for the past, like,
35:56three days.
35:57Yeah, I know.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58Well, I was about
35:59to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said
36:03that you were getting
36:04cold for you about Cambridge
36:05and that you weren't
36:06going because of me
36:06and so I thought
36:08I could stay away from you
36:08and I tried,
36:09but I couldn't.
36:10and I can't,
36:10so I think that's
36:12because I love you.
36:17You don't need
36:18to say it back
36:20or anything.
36:31But, I mean,
36:32you could say something.
36:33Yeah.
36:33Nah.
36:34Shit.
36:35Um.
36:40I love you, too.
36:43I...
36:50I...
36:50I love you.
36:54I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge,
37:07I don't know about you,
37:09but I don't know
37:10if I can do
37:11long distance.
37:16Mean evil.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:52And I can confirm
37:53that the candidate
37:54in third place
37:55is
37:57Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00No, no.
38:01Honey, it's okay.
38:02I'm just fine.
38:02Remember,
38:03my illustrious spectators,
38:05there can only be
38:05one winner,
38:07which means
38:09the candidate
38:09in second place
38:11is
38:16Tramley.
38:19Meaning our new
38:20Dominus Calumni
38:22is
38:23Femi Adebayo.
38:27What?
38:29Congratulations,
38:31semi-femi.
38:36Welcome on up,
38:37sick head.
38:55how did you do it you were there confidence character and charisma come on nobody chose you
39:03the glass do tickets and they saw through your life i wasn't lying i i have connects and everyone
39:09in that room knows that that's why something isn't adding up here i smell a rat well i know it's
39:15hard
39:15to accept but david beat the life oh you know that something isn't adding up here femfems and i will
39:23find the truth you trust me
39:33hey hey my man about hey is this not you meet me in my room 10pm life or death it
39:39is so are you going
39:41to tell us or are you just gonna yeah no i need help breaking into the exhibition hall it's where
39:46everyone's showing their final pieces what this everyone's showing their a-level pieces and what
39:57i've got an exhibition is just not good enough it gives uh i don't uh leo what is it
40:06it's me not so much showing who i am but rather revealing how i experience me so yeah
40:14what do you think it's giving emotion sickness we're not even moving
40:18look guys carol said i couldn't show up but fuck that i'm gonna break in and make sure this is
40:22what
40:22the art school reps will see but i can't do it alone you guys need to help so we gotta
40:25do it now
40:25i don't usually agree with carol but i agree with carol
40:32omar you took me out of my studying for this you're lying i thought you guys would come and
40:38help me out this is us helping you brother don't let anyone ever see this in your entire life span
40:43you know what do you know you sabotage your entire a-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've
40:47got feelings for he got you yeah you crash and burn every relationship you're in yo take the
40:52and then you femi you can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants
40:56no i can't lie what are you trying to say
40:58you know what guys guys can you guys please go all right listen our bad yeah please in fact
41:04get out
41:06cool bang off
41:18you
41:20I heard you like the bad boys, yeah, I'm a bad boy, can't stop, won't stop, oh, oh, and she
41:27says you like I'm rough, with blue light and like a cowboy, I'm a cowboy, can't stop, won't stop, oh,
41:36you're sweet like sugar, let me taste your sugar, you can't be super, you can't be, can't be super, oh,
41:45you're sweet like sugar, let me taste your sugar, oh,
41:50give me, can't be super, give me, can't be super, don't wait, oh, can't cage me, sweet danger, there's no
42:03saving me.
42:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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