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00:01I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this
00:05It feels like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Thinking about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone and wait for this
00:11Take the pic but dont feel with this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' have me on my rage
00:19The best way to get in the world
00:21I am just trying to翻訳 for you
00:23I know what I'm saying
00:26I am looking for you
00:29Uh, yeah, come on, that's right.
00:32I was hoping that was something real and a momentary, it's a course.
00:35I was hoping it was you, you might tell me that it's mine.
00:38I was hoping that was something deep and that would keep me digging over time.
01:02Famalicious, are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:09Famalicious, I hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not.
01:14Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings.
01:31But I warn you, I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:41Dirty how?
01:42I'll see you, uh.
02:09Fuck.
02:17Felix!
02:18Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:21Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents.
02:24But just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care.
02:29But just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:42First-hand sources and documents courtesy of my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:02Preferably by six.
03:04Great, yeah.
03:04I'm gonna go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Go.
03:36You thirsty.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumni was more than just a popularity contest?
03:41What if the Dominus Calumni is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my ass.
03:51Ouch-a!
03:52Femi for Dom.
03:54Say sheen for cheddar.
03:57Get cheddar started.
04:23Oh god, yeah.
04:24You look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26Aren't we this?
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:31Yeah, but he's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What?
04:33Bun-sized dairy snacks.
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:37Hi, ladies.
04:37Say that!
04:39Say that!
04:39Say that!
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49What?
04:49Okay.
04:49Well, I...
04:53What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's gonna find out that I've lied.
04:56I've already told them I've got an internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musqueo natural.
05:22I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh, my God, no way?
05:28Wait, so the peaches are, like...
05:29Dead.
05:30Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God.
05:31I'm so happy for you.
05:32Is this it?
05:32Hey, hey, hey.
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am, and that isn't arrogant of me.
05:45Right.
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51He snapped.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just, I'm so proud of you, seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03It's all falling into place.
06:04Oh, my God, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:09Imagine two queer black artists baring their soul for unapologetic art show over the night.
06:17Not changing that.
06:17Please don't count yourself.
06:21Music.
06:25Bobbi, we need to talk.
06:27Not now Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abbi.
06:33It's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and darn that I can't
06:39afford these business class flights.
06:40So, call me back.
06:42Toby, what? You're looking fine. Fine boy. What? No pimple. Like your dimple, simple as anyone told you you're looking
06:49fine today.
06:49A few people. Okay, listen. Move, man. I'm booking flights.
06:52Oh, you're going somewhere nice? Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, it turns out, being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking like, oh, who's the most likable person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there. No. Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do. I work in the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job.
07:12And, oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move out my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point. What are you talking about air miles?
07:29London to Lagos, family of four, twice a year. My dad has thousands.
07:33So what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the Don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours, I'll help you.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:50Oh, my.
07:51What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53What are you doing?
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements.
08:40Caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Want some?
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard and treating like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me.
09:47But, it was just about the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:07God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:19After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Uh, Mabel has cupcakes.
10:35Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And, I'm just a little bit behind.
10:41So, everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which, I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That, uh, that x-factor.
10:50That...
10:51Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:55But, we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:58So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, uh, I'm gonna start with a joke.
11:07Knock knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say, who's there?
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening.
11:34Because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students gonna make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:50Pick up your top lip.
11:51You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:15My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:18And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again?
12:27Alright.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.
12:39Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay.
12:48Can I hear it?
12:48Yeah, sure.
12:50Um, okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing
13:05local populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah, because I got off one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:14I thought you only cited the quote.
13:16Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:19Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:27Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff isn't my own.
13:33Uh, this is mostly AIs.
13:35AI, bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI, they will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just-
13:49I'm not an idiot, I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52Just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me.
13:54Um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:20What?
14:21That's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:22You're always holding.
14:23I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:29Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:32Hey!
14:32Hey!
14:34It's just what the doctor ordered.
14:36Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:40Adebayo.
14:48Let's go.
14:55What are you doing?
14:57Uh...
14:58Nothing.
14:58Good.
14:59We have to go and support Femi, because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now, yes, now.
15:09Well, I can't lie, though.
15:10So we some links or something,
15:11because it's been hella fucking.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working,
15:13and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Yo, Neil, come here.
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
15:26Yeah, I can't, because I'm busy.
15:27Are you OK?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix
15:31has somehow become even deader.
15:33So just ditch him.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy,
15:43a spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like
15:48he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50OK, so let me just get this straight
15:52so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work
15:55on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do
16:03and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:15But Leah, look...
16:16No guts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you, goodbye.
16:21Calm.
16:21Let's just go.
16:22OK, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:32You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34OK.
16:35Cool.
16:36Great.
16:40Well, I'll see you later.
16:45Bye.
16:46Bye.
16:49Bye.
16:51Bye.
16:53Bye.
16:56Bye.
16:59Bye.
17:03Bye.
17:03Bye.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy.
17:34We're choosing the Dominus Calamie.
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However...
17:41Kids!
17:42See me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,
17:55but you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29The first to receive...
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidates!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devanye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a ruddy good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors...
19:24Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or the Ginger...
19:27...would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:37Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Semi Femi...
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:46Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:00and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's Calami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position...
20:09...a popularity contest.
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations...
20:19...of some...
20:21...foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:28Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35...Jole Stroglie!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:51Yeah!
20:51I mean, uh...
20:53Bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub...
20:57...rather than a dong.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking. I'm joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient. Resourceful.
21:07I know that!
21:08Better than anyone!
21:09I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a
21:15week.
21:16Yeah! No, I know, gross!
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:35Isn't that right?
21:37Semi Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me!
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to VOTE!
22:12Let's go!
22:18Let's go!
22:19Let's go!
22:21Let's go!
22:22Let's go!
22:22Let's go!
22:23Let's go!
22:25Let's go!
22:27Let's go!
22:29Let's go!
22:29Yo, Omo!
22:30Where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Hey, Omo, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen.
22:34I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38It's me and Johnny.
22:39You want to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41Alright, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro!
22:45Omo, cast your vote, man!
22:49Your snake!
22:51Snake in it, man.
22:52Mr. Stakes!
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology.
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations.
23:03So, this is actually...
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole.
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:12Are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:24I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers, distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33Yes, I just...
23:35Hobi.
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why do I ask you not?
23:40Because unless you pick it up, you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh my god.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library, but I have
24:32no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening, but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do because if you did, you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today, just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Union.
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty and judge everyone around me if they're not up to my
25:03standards.
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:23What the hell is this?
25:25I don't think I'm gonna leave now.
25:30It's crazy.
25:31Hey, you're from Severston?
25:36Get him!
25:37How we do this change?
25:39Rude white everyday family do it easy
25:40Runs up on the streets, our hair fam everyday make me be greasy
25:44Blue�s tellin' me she loves the way that I move but daddy's just sleazy
25:47Muy new's not the same, root white always you do it easy
25:49You can't imitate your baby
25:50Yeah!
25:58Alright, clear.
25:59Thanks.
26:00Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know.
26:02They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leah.
26:04Well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.
26:13You know, just in case.
26:19Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leah.
26:27Yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh, useless.
27:02Move.
27:03Move.
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission,
27:14we will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16and then vote again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Yes.
27:22Yes.
27:23Oh, man.
27:24Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just a mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
27:45Yeah.
27:46Yeah.
27:49Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Yeah.
27:53Yeah.
28:16Yeah.
28:18Yeah.
28:19so you think that's funny no no no i'm just i'm surprised i don't associate you with bees in it
28:24it's more of that mistake i was choosing not to go to cambridge this year me i had that choice
28:31so i could go traveling with abby or whatever and now it's looking like i ain't even got the option
28:36well it's a mock i can bounce back jay even if i can scrape it back i've already told abby
28:43i'm
28:43paying for the flights and all of that shit bro she's currently goes to me right now so i don't
28:48even know what's going on me man what if i've done all this just so i can lose cambridge and
28:54abby
28:55come on man it's cambridge big big cambridge bro if she don't understand then i don't know man she will
29:01though you reckon yeah look man it's a big leap but you have to face it even me coming here
29:09bro
29:10i'm still feeling out of place and out of sort but i'm glad i did it oh if i didn't
29:16i'd be kicking
29:17myself alive that's for sure yo people are moving in it so let me let me buy you back yeah
29:23all right all right he said in a bit
29:34so this is it
29:38nah nah you said you wouldn't laugh i'm not laughing it's shock bro shock yeah yeah in a good way
29:42different emotions and and sides and all of us fighting and harmonizing simultaneously thanks
29:49i'm sure the curse is clear you can go now i'm in no rush bro
29:54you know it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle
29:57i mean my sister works in promotion she said she had a shitload left over
30:00treating leo to leftover promotional bottles of prosecco and they say romance is dead
30:08so what's going on with you and leo we're just different people different priorities
30:13if that makes sense yeah it makes a lot of sense
30:18there's this guy i'm seeing and he's great really lovely in fact and and he's got me jumping behind
30:25pillars what in a good way i keep hiding from him i think i like him because he's safe i
30:33thought that's
30:34good for me because you know safe is my happy place i love safe what makes you think you're safe
30:38i'm not exactly chaotic am i your art is i'm not full by the button-up look i think you're
30:46attracted
30:46to messiness yeah no that's enough for seconds for you wait in that i think it's you i don't think
30:54you should be hiding under a blanket or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want
31:08thank you man of course you're wise watch a lot of right at first sight with my grandma
31:15you're on that yeah bro don't get nobody watches that what everyone watches that see you later
31:31oh hi leah
31:36not even an apology apology for for standing me up the other night i'm sorry jang i thought it was
31:44just
31:44a whole study thing feels for a good reason i promise well i thought it was a good reason but
31:49then it turns out that he is a dickhead you met up with someone else jang am i missing something
31:55really
31:56leah that is just blatant nepotism your sense of entitlement is astounding just because your
32:09dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job and anyway it's about time this role
32:14went to
32:14one of you oh that's not even a word yes it is and you're an idiot thank you very much
32:24objection
32:25and overall but sustained tramley like like it doesn't even make any sense like because the dom
32:32has like like like like never been a woman so that would make it fair oh bless you pathetic and
32:39this one
32:39look at him look at him as the dom uh stiff wooden lifeless and those were just his king leah
32:46reviews
32:46is that all you've got insults shut up mate haven't you got a bed to piss in which is a
32:51true story by the
32:52way yeah thank you very much
32:57order order adebao yeah i wore the same pants for a week yeah i got pissed and pissed my bed
33:09and hid my sheets let's see what else do you know about me sometimes i suck my thumb when i'm
33:17sleeping i piss sitting down you'll probably tell them that i'm a virgin
33:32so beyond the put downs you've got nothing just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom
33:40because it doesn't mean anything to you just like i'm guessing it doesn't mean anything to most of you
33:51well it means something to me i want to do our year justice i want our future years to look
33:59back
34:00at our year as the best year full of absolute legends
34:07so instead of voting for mr i don't really give a
34:12vote for someone who does
34:40vote for me and i'll get all of you twats into glaston ray
34:45that's right 10 for these unlimited weapons for everyone
34:50that's right
35:20Hi. Hi Abby. You know what? I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just
35:30want to talk to you. I need to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where
35:35your head is at, if any of it, but... What are you doing? Is now a bad time? No. It's
35:48just,
35:51I've kind of left me unread for the past three days. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well, I was
35:58about to send you a message. Me first. Your mum said that you were getting cold for you
36:04about Cambridge, and that you weren't going because of me, and so I thought I could stay
36:08away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back, or anything. But I mean, you could say something. Yeah,
36:33shit. Nah, shit. Um, I love you too. I love you. I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:35Are we all in agreement?
37:44the votes have been verified
37:51and i can confirm that the candidate in third place is johnson
37:58what no no honey it's okay i'm just fine
38:02remember my illustrious spectators there can only be one winner
38:06which means the candidate in second place is
38:17stramley meaning our new dominus calumny is femi adebao
38:26what
38:29congratulations semi-femi
39:00welcome
39:02nobody chose you over glaster tickets and they saw through your life i wasn't lying
39:07i i have connects and everyone in that room knows that that's why something isn't adding up here
39:12i smell a rat
39:14well i know it's hard to accept but david beat the life
39:20oh you know that something isn't adding up here femfems and i will find the truth you trust me
39:33hey
39:34hey my man about hey is this not you meet me in my room 10pm life or death
39:39it is
39:39so are you going to tell us or are you just gonna
39:43yeah no i need help breaking into the exhibition hall
39:45it's where everyone's showing their final pieces
39:47what
39:55everyone's showing their a-level pieces and what i've got in the exhibition is just not good enough
40:00it gives uh i don't uh
40:03leo
40:03what is it
40:06it's me
40:07not so much showing who i am but rather revealing how i experience me
40:12so yeah
40:14what do you think
40:14it's giving me emotion sickness
40:16we're not even moving
40:18look guys carol said i couldn't show up but fuck that
40:20i'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see but i can't do
40:23it alone
40:24you guys need to help so we gotta do it now
40:26i don't usually agree with carol
40:28but
40:29i agree with carol
40:32omar
40:32you took me out of my studying for this
40:35you're lying
40:36i thought you guys would come and help me out
40:38this is us helping you
40:39brother
40:39don't let anyone ever see this in your entire life span
40:43you know what what do you know
40:44you sabotage your entire a-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for
40:48he got you
40:49you yeah
40:49you crash and burn every relationship you're in
40:52yo take the best
40:52and then you femi
40:53you can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants
40:56no i can't lie
40:57no no what are you trying to say
40:58no bro
40:58explain
40:58you know what
40:59guys
41:00guys
41:01can you guys please go
41:02oh my god listen
41:03our bad
41:03yeah please in fact
41:04get out
41:06oh
41:07van goff
41:08van goff
41:18van goff
41:19van goff
41:20van goff
41:21van goff
41:22van goff
41:24van goff
41:31van goff
41:32van goff
41:32van goff
41:32van goff
41:33van goff
41:33van goff
41:34van goff
41:34van goff
41:35van goff
41:36van goff
41:37van goff
41:38van goff
41:38van goff
41:38Let me taste your sugar
41:40You give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it
41:45Cause sweet love, sugar
41:47Let me taste your sugar
41:49You give it, give it, give it, give it, give it, give it
41:55Don't wait, don't cut cage me
41:59Sweet danger, there's no saving me
42:19Sweet danger, there's no saving me
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