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00:02Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:05Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:08We need you!
00:09Come on, bro!
00:10We're getting fucked over here.
00:13Don't you fucking dare.
00:20Fuck you, TJ!
00:22Hey guys, you still on?
00:24We're here.
00:25Let me guess.
00:25You were hooking up?
00:26Again?
00:27You said you'd be on.
00:28Nah, don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:30You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:32Leave him alone.
00:33At least he shows up to play.
00:34Mars gets it.
00:35He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:38For sure.
00:39You know me.
00:41Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:49Come on.
00:50You guys ready?
00:51Yeah, start it.
00:58Mm-hmm.
01:02Whoa, easy there.
01:04Oh, hi, TJ.
01:07Sorry, do I, do I know you?
01:10No.
01:10Well, kind of.
01:11I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:15TJ!
01:16Are you serious right now?
01:17It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:20No, that's not at all.
01:22Leave the poor girl alone.
01:24She's clearly not into it.
01:27Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:29Oh.
01:33Oh, my God.
01:35I am so sorry about him.
01:37He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:41You're Charlotte, right?
01:43Tracy!
01:43Oh, my God, my best friend!
01:46You look so good.
01:49Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
01:53Leave her alone, Sadie.
01:55You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
01:59Don't worry.
02:00After football season is over, then he's gonna put a label on it.
02:04I'll see you at practice.
02:06We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:11Aren't you two friends?
02:13We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:18How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:20You wanna come over to my place?
02:23Please, please.
02:24I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:29Okay.
02:31Really?
02:32Yes!
02:38Hello?
02:43Tracy?
02:45Upstairs!
03:06Corie, is that you?
03:09Oh shit!
03:14you okay
03:21two tackles in one day should join the football team i'm so sorry i'm not well apart from getting
03:30all sweaty you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet you wouldn't
03:38run into people as often right sorry it's okay i need to apologize i just want to see your face
03:51not so bad right
03:56what the fuck is going on
04:01calm down i was going to say hi okay great i'll say bye
04:10bye
04:13tj
04:19hey yo trace
04:20looking fine
04:22hey
04:23so uh you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:30yeah okay bet yeah catch you later
04:32better look next time man fuck you
04:36dog i got news huge news we got in the strike from above tournament
04:42holy shit dude dude that's huge right our first pro league i mean sponsor's gonna be knocking down
04:50our doors and it's in person so finally get to meet mars man i mean you really think he's gonna
04:56come
04:56out of hiding for this yeah of course you will we've been best friends with the guy for years
05:00you more than me and how many times does he come up with some bullshit excuse
05:04dude this time's different all right we'll just we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be
05:08psyched let's just give him a chance i don't i don't want to fuck up the friendship
05:11i didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other and mars knows that
05:18all right whatever the fuck we'll do it your way
05:21but the guy's your best friend you text him about it all right i'll tell you some
05:31uh just so you know what you saw with tj wasn't anything no i know my brother is a dipshit
05:39a smart girl like he was like so out of his league that's not true but thanks and then
05:48thanks for inviting me over and i'll do this a lot what girl time friend time
06:12you okay yeah yeah i'm i'm no but i
06:20i okay um so there's this guy that i've been talking to forever
06:30and well we've never met in person but he wants to tomorrow
06:36oh my god what
06:37uh is he home i i don't know what he looks like
06:42we met online so i don't know who he is i don't even know his real name
06:47okay well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
06:52so you should say yes
06:55oh my god girl why not seriously because he thinks i'm a boy
07:09i have simply too many questions
07:14but first things first we need to get you ready for this meet cue
07:25first option
07:27go on
07:28i kind of like this one
07:30no i'm absolutely not
07:36yes no trust me see the vision
07:40you look incredible
07:45very revealing
08:08you look beautiful
08:31wow tracy took your new dog to the groomers would you guys order the try hard special
08:39i don't think i can do this
08:40to hell with sadie
08:42of course you can
08:44now go get your mystery man
09:06tj
09:10hey
09:12charlotte
09:14what are you
09:16what are you doing here
09:16is tracy with you
09:18yeah
09:19yeah tracy sent me to
09:20to tell you that
09:22we're gonna be studying at your house
09:24after school
09:25okay
09:27yeah so that's
09:28the message
09:30i'm
09:30i'm just gonna
09:32gonna go
09:36hey wait
09:39you uh
09:40dropped your phone
09:42by the way you
09:43you look
09:43sorry i'm late
09:44did you show
09:45did who show
09:46did who show
09:46mars
09:53sorry guys
09:54went home sick
09:55man i knew he would bail on us again
10:12okay
10:13all right
10:14spill
10:14how was your date with mystery man
10:17um
10:19it didn't really
10:21happen
10:22what
10:25stop eavesdropping perv
10:29i can't believe
10:29i can't believe
10:30i can't believe
10:30mars bailed on us
10:30i told you
10:32he's never gonna show
10:34no we should just register for the tournament as a duo
10:37we're not a duo
10:37we're not a duo
10:38corey we're a team
10:40we would have showed up if you knew it was a stake
10:46what are you doing
10:48just gonna tell him about the tournament
10:50and if he doesn't want to meet up then
10:51we'll go from there
10:54we'll go from there
11:16we'll go from there
11:29Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:41I know it's you.
11:44Mars.
11:50Yeah.
11:51I have an extra phone charger.
11:54It's inside.
12:03I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl, and since
12:10when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:12You think I'm pretty?
12:13I have eyes.
12:14Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but wait, is this whole thing just some
12:21evil, elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:23Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:26What?
12:27You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:31And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:37I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:38It's not that simple.
12:40You two have been my best friends for years.
12:45My only friends.
12:49Do you hate me?
12:52No.
12:55No.
12:55No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
12:59Really?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Bring it in, man.
13:11Am I interrupting something?
13:17Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:19No.
13:20And we were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:24Yeah.
13:25I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:29I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:33Mm-hmm.
13:34Yeah.
13:40So what are you guys really talking about?
13:42Nothing.
13:46Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:51You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
13:55You were in my house, right?
13:58Hanging out with my sister?
14:01I like the new look, by the way.
14:05To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:08You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:11Oh, I saw you.
14:15Hiding in the corner.
14:20I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:29Char!
14:30I should go.
14:31Are you coming back?
14:33I gotta be home for dinner.
14:48Mars, are there?
14:51Hello?
14:55Mars.
14:58Voice changer enabled.
15:00Mars!
15:02Jupiter?
15:03Hello?
15:04Thank God you're awake.
15:06I went to a party.
15:07The cops shut it down.
15:08Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:11Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:13I'm sorry, I just...
15:14I couldn't do it.
15:17Don't you want to know who we are?
15:20I want to know who you are.
15:27Well, maybe we've already met.
15:33Dude, no way.
15:35I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:39I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:42Come on, take some guesses.
15:46Okay.
15:49Um...
15:50Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
15:56Athletic.
15:57Confident.
15:59Getting hotter?
16:01Hot for sure.
16:02Nice body.
16:04Nice smile.
16:04Oh, what the fuck?
16:11Mars, are you...
16:12Are you attracted to guys?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Yeah.
16:18I'm gay.
16:21Oh, dude.
16:22Is that why you didn't show?
16:24Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:27Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:29Thanks, Jupiter.
16:31Yeah, man.
16:31Of course.
16:33That's awesome.
16:34You, uh, crushing on any guys at school?
16:37I can help.
16:39I'm chill with the drama club.
16:40There's lots of...
16:43Cute guys in there.
16:44Oh, thank you.
16:46But I'm good.
16:47I promise.
16:52So how was this party?
16:54It was...
16:55Weird.
16:57I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:01Lame.
17:03And then I realized that...
17:07There was someone I wanted to be there.
17:10And she wasn't.
17:14You were missing...
17:16A girl?
17:19Yeah.
17:22She's different from the ones I usually go for.
17:27She's quiet.
17:28Shy.
17:32I just...
17:33Makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:35And I just...
17:37Want to get her to let me in.
17:41What you should do is get some sleep.
17:47Yeah, you're probably right.
17:48Good night, Jupiter.
17:49Hey, wait.
17:50Uh, before you go...
17:53You know...
17:54Tracy and...
17:55TJ?
17:56They're not great.
18:00They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:02Neptune and I are going.
18:05You should come.
18:06We can...
18:07We can run that meetup again.
18:12I'll see what I can do.
18:16All right.
18:31Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:35I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:38No, I'm...
18:39I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:41Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:43Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:45If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
18:56Okay.
18:57Almost.
18:58Any guy?
18:59One that is actually worth your time.
19:03Don't forget.
19:05Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my man-whore brother.
19:29Hey, Charlotte.
19:31You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:37She's not here.
19:39Practice is running long.
19:43Oh, um...
19:44I can wait.
19:46I guess.
19:54What are we playing?
19:56Strike from above.
19:59You game?
20:01I dabble.
20:04You want to go dabble upstairs?
20:13Play around with me.
20:18Come on.
20:33You okay?
20:35I dabble.
20:37I dabble.
20:39I dabble.
20:40I dabble.
20:44I dabble.
20:51I dabble.
20:57I dabble.
21:00I dabble.
21:06I dabble.
21:11I dabble.
21:20I dabble.
21:22I dabble.
21:36I dabble.
21:40I dabble.
21:42I dabble.
21:47I dabble.
21:48I dabble.
21:49I dabble.
21:52I labble.
21:54I dabble.
21:55I dabble.
21:56You should have parry there.
22:15Don't stop.
22:16Yes!
22:17Wait, what?
22:19holy shit you beat me no hey maybe it's easier on the TV no way no I've only
22:30seen one other player pull that move I learned it on reddit
22:41okay and I guess you beat me fair and square so what's your question
22:51um do you have a celebrity crush come on those softballs you gotta have a better
22:56one than that what we've gone to school together for years TJ just because you
23:07don't know anything about me doesn't mean I'm clueless about you
23:13ouch I guess I deserve it though
23:19wish I had talked to you sooner
23:26so tell me what do you really want to know
23:33go on ask me
23:39do you have a crush on someone at our school yes
23:46ask me another
23:50who is she
23:54well that should be obvious
23:58I'm not very good at hiding
24:08those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
24:16ew TJ why are your sex lights on
24:19they're not my um that's not what I was oh my god
24:23uh Charlotte why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight I will be
24:26right there yeah yeah okay okay are you all right oh yeah it's just a bruised ass I'll be fine
24:42you can literally go for any other girl why are you only thirsty over my friends
24:47historically because it pisses you off
24:50but this is different
24:52okay so that's it then you're admitting to liking Charlotte
25:00what would you say if I was
25:04all I'm gonna say is I don't think she's interested
25:08is there someone else
25:11oh come on Trace you don't have to tell me who
25:14just tell me if I'm wasting my time
25:17she's texting another guy
25:22fine then you have nothing to worry about
25:24right so remember that when she sleeps over tonight
25:28relax
25:30Charlotte and I are just friends
25:33nothing more
25:54oh my god
25:55oh my god
25:55oh finally you look amazing
25:59happy official birthday
26:00thank you you need a drink
26:07who are you texting
26:09Mars
26:10you said he might show up
26:12oh
26:13Eddie now
26:14yep
26:32okay
26:34oh my god did you guys all just see that
26:36look at this little virgin she thinks TJ's fuck me eyes are for her
26:40when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh
26:43what are you guys talking about
26:45oh uh we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
26:49maybe play some spin the bottle
26:51but you can just watch virgin
26:54she can play
26:55stop being a bitch at my party Sadie
26:57yeah
26:58I'll play Charlotte please
27:07okay so I'm gonna spin to see who goes first
27:10and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:12obviously siblings can't kiss
27:14that's fucking gross
27:15but everyone else is fair game
27:18don't chicken out prude
27:25you know first big guy
27:31oh wow
27:33nice
27:35you ready for this
27:36just kiss me weirdo
27:40oh god
27:42wow
27:48disgusting
27:49okay let's keep this moving
27:51TJ it's your turn
27:59it's me
28:00no it's in the middle
28:02doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick
28:16wow it's her first kiss
28:24can I kiss you
28:25hello
28:36yeah
28:37yeah
28:38yeah
28:43yeah
28:45yeah
29:08TJ, what the hell was that?
29:15Nothing, just a game.
29:17Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:19That was, like, softcore porn.
29:23Charlotte?
29:33I'm gonna be right back.
29:53It's me.
29:55Can I come in?
29:58Yeah.
30:05I don't know what to say, but just be honest with me.
30:11Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:16I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:17I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:18Okay.
30:24Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:27It's not what you think.
30:29He'd take it from me?
30:31There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:36Did something happen?
30:41Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:45She kicked him out, but she still hasn't recovered.
30:53Neither has TJ.
30:55So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:02So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:18Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:26Hey.
31:27I know what you're gonna say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:31I was actually gonna ask if Tracy had said anything about me, but...
31:34I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:36Like, especially after that kiss?
31:39It's not alright, bro.
31:40Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:42I would just do it.
31:44Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:46No, of course not.
31:48Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:49You know that.
31:52Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
31:55It's not just you and TJ anymore.
31:56He's my best friend's brother.
32:00Look, I know there is a lot on your plate, but...
32:03If you don't tell TJ...
32:07I'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:10What?
32:11Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:13But if you can't even be honest with your teammates...
32:16You can't be on the team.
32:22Bye, guys.
32:23Have a good night.
32:24I don't know.
32:25Bye.
32:25Oh, my God.
33:08T.J., what are you doing here?
33:09Sorry, I thought I heard a phone. Is yours in here?
33:12My phone? It's in Tracy's room.
33:24Okay, you can turn around.
33:28Why did you just barge in here?
33:31Earlier.
33:32Was that really your first kiss?
33:39Hey, come on, you can tell me.
33:41Can I? I thought it was just a game to you.
33:44Yeah, well, I lied.
33:47My sister was right there.
33:52It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
33:54But not to me.
34:00And that kiss made me realize that all of your firsts, I want them to be with me.
34:18We shouldn't do this right now.
34:20It's late, okay? We should go to bed.
34:38Let me guess.
34:40Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:43And she locked her bedroom door?
34:46Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:49Guess you're stuck with me.
34:58T.J., we should really discuss...
35:06...sleeping arrangements.
35:08That one's easy.
35:10I have a bed. We both fit in it.
35:13Tell them soft.
35:17Um...
35:17Don't you...
35:19...want to share a bed with me?
35:33Wait, what are you doing?
35:34I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
35:35You don't have to do that. I can sleep on the couch.
35:37Charlotte.
35:39I'm trying to be shiveless here.
35:42But I want you...
35:48I want you to stay.
35:55Okay.
35:57I'll stay with you.
36:13So how'd a girl like you get someone to video games?
36:17Would you ask a boy that question?
36:19Come on.
36:22I want you to stay with me.
36:26Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:31Someone braver.
36:35Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:40I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:41There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:49The moment I laid eyes on you.
36:52I felt like I knew you.
36:57I can't explain it.
36:58It's like we weren't starting from the beginning.
37:04We were already close.
37:07You're someone I know.
37:08I can trust completely.
37:10DJ, I...
37:11I really want to kiss you right now.
37:21Okay.
37:39Sorry.
37:40I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:42No.
37:43No, it's not that.
37:45It's...
37:49It's just it's never felt like that before.
37:53Like what?
37:56Like I'm going to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:05Can I just hold you?
38:10Yeah.
38:21Yeah.
38:24Yeah.
39:30I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:36Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:42What's wrong with you?
39:44Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:47Here's your phone, Char.
39:48Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:51I'm Tracy.
39:52Jupiter?
39:53Is that like a nickname?
39:54That's kinky.
39:55Wait, Jupiter?
39:57Like TJ's video game character?
39:59What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:03Another tackle?
40:05Third time's the charm.
40:10Why is everyone by my locker?
40:12Oh my god, it's you.
40:14You're Jupiter.
40:16The Mystery Man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
40:30Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:35You're a catfish.
40:37Charlotte, is that true?
40:40No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:42I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:45And then you just kept lying to me.
40:46I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to, right now.
40:49That's why I was at your locker.
40:51Cora can back me up.
40:55Are you fucking kidding me?
40:57You knew.
40:59Talk, I found out myself, okay?
41:01And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:05So you were both in on it?
41:10You two deserve each other.
41:13TJ.
41:42TJ's not here.
41:43I know.
41:44He's at practice.
41:46I came to see you.
41:50It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lie to him.
41:58But I lied to you, too.
42:01When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:05And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:12Even if you still hate me.
42:22Wait.
42:29I don't hate you.
42:32But I do appreciate the apology.
42:37All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:47And you were the person he's told me about all these years, his best friend.
42:58I know it seems like the world is over.
43:03But you can fix this.
43:28But you can fix this.
43:37I don't want to.
43:38I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:41You don't have to say anything back.
43:42Just please, let me explain.
43:50When we first met years ago,
43:53I didn't have any friends.
43:58The only thing that I was good at was video games,
44:01but when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:07And so I started using a voice changer.
44:12And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:18And it seemed harmless.
44:21And it was until it wasn't.
44:31I spent years
44:34liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:39And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:44And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:52But that doesn't matter anymore.
44:57All that I can hope for now
45:03is to get my best friend back.
45:17I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:20And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:24Will you be there?
45:27Please.
45:46Jupiter has left the chat.
46:08He's not coming out of his room.
46:10Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:13Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:16I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:18It's okay.
46:19Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:22Come here, you big doofus.
46:27What was that for?
46:30You were too sad.
46:31I didn't like it.
46:33Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:39You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours.
46:47It's about time.
46:50We're good, man.
46:51I'm happy for you.
46:55Let's go in the car.
47:04I wish I could just hit reset.
47:07Start over like a video game.
47:09Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:15Last night you were about to say something.
47:18Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:21What was it?
47:22It doesn't matter.
47:23I think it does.
47:28Why?
47:34Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:39But losing my best friend.
47:43That almost killed me.
47:48Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:51That I didn't have to pick.
48:00I want you in my life.
48:04Both of you.
48:05All of you.
48:11I love you, Charlotte.
48:16I love you, too.
48:33You ready to win this tournament?
48:36You're playing?
48:38Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:45Yeah.
48:47Yeah.
48:47Yeah, let's go win this.
48:50Pretty sure I already did.
48:52I already did.
48:52I love you, too.
48:54I love you, too.
48:56I love you, too.
48:59I love you, too.
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