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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:40¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur
01:05and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show
01:12and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share
01:15worth up to £30,000.
01:18And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get more!
01:23Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Saboteur!
01:33Let's cause some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down.
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show,
01:44The Applicant, hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness.
01:53Mind games.
01:55Oh my God.
01:56And mayhem.
01:57I look like Shrek.
02:00Get your ball and just sit.
02:05This is celebrity sabotage.
02:12Wow, look at this.
02:14This is epic.
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:21It's got a good foyer.
02:23Wow.
02:24Wow.
02:25It's got a library.
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens.
02:31Yeah, of course it's a...
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow.
02:41This is insane.
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows,
02:50including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper.
02:56Wow.
02:58This is great.
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK.
03:02Hello, sir.
03:03Oh, I got it!
03:04Yeah, I got it!
03:05How about you?
03:05What about this button?
03:06You know, it's going to press this button.
03:07It's like...
03:08Oh!
03:09I'm stopping it.
03:11That is so cool.
03:13Yes, go on, Judy.
03:13You can get under that.
03:15Don't press it.
03:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:16Don't press it.
03:17Oh, no, no.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22I thought we were going to kill Judy Love.
03:24Hold Judy out.
03:25Hold Judy out.
03:29I thought we'd kill the loose woman.
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team.
03:34HQ alert.
03:37Celebrities.
03:38Welcome to The Manor House and to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:42Thank you for having us.
03:43It's an absolute pleasure.
03:44Love what you've done with the place.
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47More than you would ever know.
03:49Come on.
03:50There is only one rule.
03:51Do not get caught.
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:58Oh, no.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:01So, guys, we cannot get caught.
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:11Yes.
04:12Oh.
04:13I love one of these.
04:14Three, two, one.
04:16Sabotage.
04:16Celebrities.
04:17Oh, guys.
04:18Oh.
04:19Celebrities Sabotage is a five-player game.
04:22What?
04:23We're only four.
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:27Oh, they're number one of us.
04:28Yes.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go.
04:34Oh.
04:35Oh.
04:37Oh.
04:39What an absolute honor.
04:41Oh, stop it, you.
04:42I can't believe this.
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ.
04:45Come on, Ron.
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You already look incredible in the garb.
04:50But I can't run.
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So, we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage.
04:56Right.
04:56Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:00Dead.
05:00Dead.
05:25Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:26Now, if you will.
05:29Oh, look at them.
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall.
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up.
05:37And I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:52You've heard it 24-7.
05:54I'll wear 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:59Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young.
06:01Jake is super young.
06:02I'm very competitive.
06:04I always want to come out on top.
06:06But I have to do things the right way.
06:08And always do things by the book.
06:10Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Yeah.
06:18Lesson.
06:18Yeah, you could do it.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural-born leader.
06:23Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like, yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:31I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm not the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business.
06:45Oh, the driver's coming round.
06:47The suspense.
06:49It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who's it going to be?
06:57It's Sir Alan.
07:06Good morning, everyone.
07:08Good morning.
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:12Excited.
07:13Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy.
07:17She's so happy she's crying.
07:19Yeah, because if you're proper want to be a business girl, she is the queen.
07:23Sarah, we're going to have a lot of fun.
07:27Good luck, Sarah.
07:28Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we.
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:52Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:00Mission alert.
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:07Sam and GK.
08:10They're young ones.
08:12Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:17Oh, my days.
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:26Oh, no, that's a lot of money to start with.
08:28It's a lot of money.
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah.
08:35How are we going to do this?
08:37Oh, look at that door.
08:38Oh, my God, there's a hole down the road.
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt.
08:44Ah.
08:45We've got it.
08:46We've got it.
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair.
08:50Hi.
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52That's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:54This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:58LAUGHTER
08:59Guys, Sarah is, like, still out there speaking to the contestants.
09:03Let's go.
09:09I feel like we're still watching our kids go to school, you know?
09:12I know, I know.
09:12They're just out there, they're just out there.
09:13Oh, my God, they're so slippery.
09:15They're on the floor.
09:16If you can hear us, touch your bum.
09:20Yes.
09:20Yes.
09:21Jake.
09:22Hello.
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:31I hate heights.
09:32That's not even a height.
09:34Oh, I see you on the roof.
09:36I see you on the roof.
09:37Where?
09:37Where?
09:37You see them there.
09:38We can see you.
09:39We can see you.
09:40Just remember to stay low.
09:42Oh, is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the applicants?
09:47Oh, my God.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:49Give us a wave.
09:51Yes.
09:52Nice.
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:55I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learned the business from the ground up.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, D.K., watch this.
10:04And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:09Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again.
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe.
10:21Oh!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:25Oh, Jake.
10:27Jake.
10:27Jake's the team.
10:27Get down, get down, get down.
10:29I threw the spoon.
10:31I threw the spoon.
10:32You threw the spoon.
10:33You threw the spoon.
10:35Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:43I threw the spoon.
10:45You got the spoon.
10:48How was it all hitting me?
10:50How were you going to sell yourself?
10:52I definitely got the gift for the gaff.
10:53You should goddamn hand.
10:55Yeah, go hand.
11:00And finally, Mel.
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:04Wait, wait.
11:05Stop, stop, stop.
11:06He's turned round.
11:07Someone's looking.
11:14I'm going to take the win.
11:15I franchise preschool classes.
11:17Jake.
11:17Oh, you might have got them.
11:18You might have got them.
11:19He's looking round.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Did we do that?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23I've got bad pause.
11:24I'm late.
11:25Did it actually go on you?
11:26I just got on my shoe.
11:27That's good luck.
11:27That's good luck.
11:28Wait.
11:28He's on his shoe.
11:29It's on his shoe.
11:29He's on his shoe.
11:30Yes!
11:33¡Gracias!
11:35¡Gracias!
11:36¡Gracias, pero no hay que estar en la luz!
11:38¡Gracias, buen trabajo!
11:39¡La baby wipe va a dar!
11:41¡Es que se está que quiera!
11:43¡Llopo! ¿Se ve todo eso?
11:46¡Llopo!
11:47¡Llopo! ¡Llopo!
11:48¡No sé si está bien!
11:50¡Llopo!
11:50¡Llopo!
11:50¡Llopo!
11:51¡Llopo!
11:51¡Llopo!
11:52¡Llopo!
12:00¡Llopo!
12:01¡Llopo!
12:01We won the grand've!
12:03Come back to HQ you've done excellently well
12:05And bring the yogurt because I actually fancy a bit of muesli
12:09Was I the bird pooing?
12:11I didn't see a bird in the sky so god knows where it was
12:14Literally landed on your shoe
12:17WOOOOOAAA
12:18The birds are back !
12:19Yeah we did it знач it you got on it you got it you got issue don't touch me
12:23Right it's time for your first task and for this you will be split into two teams
12:29Chris, Emma and Josh
12:31You will be Team Blue Vision
12:33Jake, Louise and Mel
12:35You will be Team Power
12:36For your first task
12:38I want you to create a marketing video
12:41For this location
12:43To pitch it as a premium
12:45Wedding venue
12:46You need to plan, shoot and star
12:49In your video
12:51I hate to like this
12:53Good luck everyone
12:54Off you go into the manor
12:56Good luck applicants
12:58Look, they're right by us
12:59Oh my God, they're right next to us
13:01Shut up, sorry
13:04Fingers on lips
13:07Wow
13:07How nice is this
13:09Well done, sorry, you are absolutely amazing
13:11Someone chucked something down here
13:13Oh, that was a spoon
13:14You're a spoon man
13:16Oh my God
13:18I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what, you're welcome to take that spoon
13:22And use it for your lunch
13:23Well, lucky me
13:26With the first task
13:28Set
13:28The applicants start planning their marketing videos
13:31So we've got the games
13:32We've got the welcome drinks
13:33We've got the flower arch
13:34One more thing in the barn
13:35We can talk about the champagne tower
13:37You know what, we're looking at the teams
13:39I was very much Team Blue Vision
13:41I do like the way Team Power
13:43Are really enthusiastic
13:45You forget, Judy
13:46This is not a real show
13:47Yeah, no
13:47None of it matters
13:48Yes
13:49It doesn't matter which team is better
13:50Because we've just got to get them sabotaged
13:53And not let go for them
13:54Mission alert
13:56Oh
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go
13:58Celebrities
13:59It's time for your next sabotage missions
14:02Which will happen at the same time
14:04We've got a double
14:05Judy
14:06Judy
14:07You must collapse the champagne tower
14:09Whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn
14:13I love this
14:14I love this
14:16Meanwhile
14:16Meanwhile
14:17Meanwhile
14:18Joe
14:19And Joe
14:20What?
14:22Disguised as the ground's gardeners
14:24You must disrupt Team Power's filming
14:26Causing them to stop recording
14:28Each sabotage is worth £3,000
14:32Making a total of £6,000 up for grabs
14:35Yes
14:36Joe, you've got this
14:38You have got this
14:40We're both going to be gardeners
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:45Time to get shooting
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot
14:48Absolutely stunning
14:50Isn't it?
14:51The celebrity suits up for sabotage
14:57Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person
15:01Let's go
15:02Come on
15:04Right guys
15:04You are on your way
15:06Let's get cracking
15:09Let's go
15:10Go go go
15:12Go go go go go go go go
15:42Stop right here
15:43O tal vez que si me quiera, eso podría destruirlo.
15:47Es increíble, ¿no?
15:49¡Oh, Judy! ¡Están literalmente segundos atrás!
15:52¡Oh, Dios!
15:54Están a caminar a los pasos.
15:56¡Into la sala!
16:09Están a caminar a los pasos.
16:11¡Into la sala!
16:13¡Oh, Dios!
16:14¡Oh, Judy! ¡Están literalmente segundos atrás!
16:19¡Oh, this looks like my actual wedding!
16:22¡Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24¡Oh, guys!
16:25¡I think I found something!
16:26¡Yeah, yeah, yeah!
16:26¡Nothing there!
16:27¡Right, I've got this!
16:29¡It's gorgeous!
16:30¡These beams are incredible!
16:31¡Give it a pull!
16:33¡It's going to be difficult!
16:35¡Judy!
16:35¡They're just on the other side of the curtain!
16:39¡Oh, no!
16:39¡Oh, that's too far, too far, too far!
16:41¡You need to go back under!
16:43¡Tú far!
16:43¡You've got the champagne tower!
16:44¡Oh, the champagne tower!
16:46¡Yeah!
16:46¡By the tower!
16:47¡Oh, my God!
16:51¡No, no, no, no!
16:53¡Oh, God!
16:53¡I thought she was going to do it!
16:55¡Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:57¡Yeah!
16:57¡You have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom!
17:00¡That's it!
17:00¡Exactly!
17:01¡Judy, don't even breathe!
17:04¡Oh, oh, God!
17:05¡Judy, they started!
17:05¡Judy, they started!
17:06¡I'll say the bit first and then pop it!
17:07¡And then I'll stop, yeah!
17:08¡Yeah, yeah, yeah!
17:09¡Okay!
17:10¡Oh, God!
17:11¡We're going to tell you when to go!
17:13¡Stand by!
17:14¡I can't breathe!
17:15¡I can't breathe!
17:15¡I'm so nervous!
17:16¡Oh, my God!
17:17¡Yeah, I'll try and not get it over your lovely wedding test!
17:19¡Don't take my eye out!
17:20¡He's opening the bottle!
17:21¡He's opening the bottle!
17:23¡So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake,
17:25we come round to a modern feature of this venue!
17:28¡Hold on!
17:29¡I'm so nervous!
17:31¡So, this is the champagne tower!
17:33¡Keep holding!
17:35¡Stunning!
17:36¡And it's a bit different!
17:37¡Hold on!
17:38¡Oh, God!
17:39¡Hold on!
17:40¡So, Josh, pop our bottle, please!
17:43¡Please pop in the bottle!
17:44¡Oh!
17:51¡Oh!
17:59¡Go!¡He's
18:00making sense! ¡He made
18:02it no正o! ¡Oh!
18:03¡Oh,
18:04my God! ¡YES!
18:05¡G Effects!
18:06¡Run, get out of
18:06there! ¡Grap!
18:07Get outta there!
18:08Run! What did you do? I
18:11literally just touched it.
18:11Yeah, you barely
18:12even touched
18:13it. Yeah.
18:13I held it so that it wouldn't fall off
18:16Get back to HQ, run
18:20I'm sorry, I just literally touched it
18:23No, no, you just touched the top, I saw it
18:26This has been awful
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet
18:33The whole thing
18:34I touched the top of it very, very lightly
18:38And the whole thing came down
18:39While a confused Team Blue Vision
18:42Lick their Prosecco-covered wounds
18:44Joel and Jo move into position
18:46To disrupt Team Power's filming
18:49Right, come on guys
18:50Get in there for another three grand
18:52Go up here, go on the right of this bush
18:54Park there
18:55Okay
18:57So we're starting from here
18:58Shooting in this direction
19:00With us saying
19:00And look where we are now
19:02In the beautiful ground
19:03Action
19:03Here we go, this is it
19:05Get your tools out
19:06And just have it large now
19:07Just turn them on
19:08Turn them on, Jo
19:09Turn them on
19:13Beanbag throwing for the kids
19:14And also the adults
19:18Get in the back of their shot
19:23She's really going for it
19:26She's way too in
19:31Oh no, no, Joel, go and get you
19:33What the hell, she's gone rogue
19:42Why are they not stopping it
19:43Even though there is like
19:45Industrial noise in the back
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two
19:50Give me two
19:51When we do our cheers
19:53What do you want to say?
19:55Oh my Lord
19:56What is it all for?
20:02Do they really need to do that now?
20:04Oh my Lord
20:07Ah
20:08Bye
20:09Wait
20:10A little second
20:12OK, stop
20:13They've absolutely smashed that
20:15And guys, I'm disrupting
20:17Well done
20:18On our gardening
20:19Is that Joan singing?
20:22Put your tree in our garden
20:25Sorry
20:26Sorry
20:27Sorry
20:27Sorry
20:28The hell was that?
20:32Yes, Joan
20:34You did so well
20:37Guys
20:38Oh, that was so good
20:40Well done, mate
20:41I just plowed through the middle of this
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised
20:48Just walk it through
20:49So good
20:49Go get Joe, go get Joe
20:51And I was like, well, my God
20:52I can't believe she's over there
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some work
20:59One of those filming
21:00The fingers crossed
21:01It's all gone well
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out
21:07Mission alert
21:08Oh!
21:10It's time for your next sabotage mission
21:12Sam
21:13Disguised in a suit of armour
21:14You must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17For an empty one
21:19So they lose all their footage
21:20This mission is worth £4,000
21:23Oh!
21:25That's big
21:25No!
21:26Don't get caught
21:28That's hard, that's hard
21:29I can't stay still
21:30Bad, bad choice
21:34Welcome to the Manor House, Main Lake
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful
21:40Because they're all around the building
21:41This floor is so slippery
21:43It doesn't look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing with a suit of armour right now
21:46Yeah
21:46Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh yeah, more than
21:50Confident?
21:51Team power
21:53Come on Sam
21:58Oh!
21:59Oh wow
22:01Quiet, quiet Sam
22:03Quiet babe
22:04Pun intended, suits you
22:06Hey!
22:08They're coming, quickly
22:09Put your headgear down
22:13Back to the blue room
22:15Oh they're coming
22:16They're coming
22:16Put your visor down
22:19And they are about to come in
22:22Louise is walking in, flick your head forward
22:26Grab what we need
22:28Leave the camera
22:30They're in, they're in the room
22:44They're in the room
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still
22:49Oh my god
22:49This is the longest
22:51He's ever
22:51Doing a great job man
22:53Hold it, hold it, hold it
22:54Pop that down dog
22:55You don't really go
22:56Still walking round with her
22:58They've left their camera
23:00They're out and they're leaving
23:01Just wait
23:01Not yet, not yet
23:02Wait
23:03Here we go
23:05That was amazing
23:06She looked right at me
23:08Sam, they are out of the room
23:10Go, go, go, go, go
23:11Nice
23:11Nice
23:12Shut the door
23:13Be really quiet
23:15I'm trying
23:16Now get the memory card
23:18Go get the memory card now
23:20Oh my god
23:21This is very tense
23:22Oh my god
23:23I'm so nervous
23:24Where's the memory card
23:25Oh yes
23:27This is a man
23:28Who knows his way around the camera
23:31Yes
23:32Yes
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram
23:36He knows where the hole is
23:37Where the memory card goes
23:38Dad
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag
23:46Oh
23:48Oh
23:48Oh
23:53Keep quiet
23:54The group's outside
23:55And they might need to come in for anything
23:57So just be careful
23:58After a final debrief with her team
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage
24:02To take to the fake show's editor
24:04To brief them on their creative vision
24:06She's coming
24:07She's guys
24:08She's coming
24:08Oh my god
24:09Mel's coming back
24:10We have to be really quick Sam
24:12Oh my god
24:12Ah
24:14Oh
24:14She's there
24:15Get that memory card
24:16In that camera
24:17Sam she's coming back
24:19Oh
24:19This is intense
24:21That's it
24:22Yeah
24:22Get back in position
24:24Get a glove on
24:25Get
24:26Sam
24:27Put your face down
24:53Oh my god
24:54Oh my god
24:55Oh my god
24:56Oh my god
24:56Oh my god
25:22Come on
25:26Why is this going on for so long
25:27I've never seen anything like it
25:29Just take the whole thing
25:30Just take the whole thing
25:32Just take the whole thing
25:35Just take the whole thing
25:37Just take the whole thing
25:38Just take the whole thing
25:39Take the whole thing
25:40Take the whole thing
25:41Take the whole thing
25:42She's actually got the memory
25:43She's got the card
25:44Oh my god
25:45She's taking the card
25:45Oh my god
25:46She's going to check it now
25:48She's taking the card
25:49Oh my god
25:50Oh my god
25:52She's only gone next door, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet
25:55They're just about to find out that it's empty
25:57Oh my god, let's hear what they say
25:58Here is our memory switch
26:00Fantastic
26:01So what ideas have you got for your video?
26:04It starts off at the front of the manor house
26:07Then we're going to move it in as if it was following the order of a natural wedding
26:12Can I just stop you there?
26:14Is this definitely the right card?
26:18I'm going to make the assumption that it is
26:20Oh my god, I'm feeling sick
26:21So the media should all be in this folder here
26:28As you can see, there is nothing there
26:31That means we've got no footage
26:33Look at her face
26:35Look at her face
26:36She's fuming
26:37Did you see a little red light on the camera when it was recording you?
26:40Yeah, I'm sure
26:41This card is blank
26:43You're joking?
26:45I'm really sorry
26:45Oh my gosh
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it
26:52Sam, she's mortified
26:55But remember
26:56She'll be alright about this tomorrow
26:58When we win her some money
27:00She's going to love it
27:01She'll be fine
27:01Right, I'll go in
27:02I'll go in there
27:03Tell the guy
27:04We will
27:05She's coming back, Sam
27:07I don't know what we're going to do
27:09Straight back to HQ
27:10But anyway
27:11Thank you
27:13Straight through the bookcase
27:16Let's go
27:17Let's go
27:18Hurry up, Sam
27:20Oh my god
27:24I can hear some metal coming in
27:26Yeah
27:30Go on, let's see with our husband
27:32Ow, Evan
27:33Yes
27:34Okay
27:35I don't know if I'm being stitched up
27:38Oh, stitched up
27:40Uh-oh
27:42Um
27:43Hello, love
27:45I don't quite know how to tell you this
27:46She's fuming, look
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today
27:52Joking me
27:52I don't understand
27:53We've been pressing the buttons all day
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually did?
27:59I swear to go home
28:00I swear
28:02That's impossible
28:03No
28:04It feels bad now
28:05But we have just won them loads of money
28:07They know
28:08Yeah
28:09This is it
28:09That's impossible
28:11But we looked at it
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light
28:14Yeah, I've seen the red light
28:15I have seen the red light
28:16Oh, it's just
28:18Oh
28:19It's wrenching
28:20I pressed the button
28:21A little dot came up with RAC
28:23Like record
28:24I really don't know what's going on there
28:25I really don't know
28:26HQ alert
28:29Celebrities
28:29Your first day of sabotaging is over
28:32And you have added £11,000 to the prize pot
28:38Get a good night's sleep
28:40As there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:42Let's go
28:43How do I take this off?
28:47It's day two
28:48We're back
28:50And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from Sarah
28:54Let's talk about Sarah
28:57She's great
28:58She's in it
28:59She's so good with it
29:01Here they come everyone
29:02We're giving them money at the end
29:05We're trying to win them money
29:06And that's what makes it more easy for us to be so
29:10Yeah
29:10Deceptive
29:13Good morning applicants
29:15Morning
29:16Morning
29:17For today's task
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2E
29:22To come here to the manor house for a team building away day
29:26Ooh
29:26Wow
29:27Team Blue Vision
29:29You will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:34Ooh
29:34Look how flexible Judy is
29:36This is Judy doing the yoga
29:38Yes
29:38Come on
29:40Look at that
29:40Come on
29:41Team Power
29:43You will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day
29:47Ooh
29:47Ooh
29:50That's great
29:51It hurts
29:51It hurts
29:55You have two hours until your clients arrive
29:58Good luck
29:59Off you go
30:00Thank you
30:01Thank you
30:02With the task set
30:04The team's head inside for some away day brainstorming
30:07I love a bit of yoga and wellness
30:09Yeah
30:10And we've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape
30:16Paintballing
30:16What are we thinking about the theme then?
30:18Can't I be superheroes?
30:19We need to call ahead to the local party shop
30:22Okay
30:23To secure our costumes
30:25Mission alert
30:27Oh
30:29Celebrities
30:30The applicants have been set their next task
30:32GK
30:33You must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:35And convince Team Power to order the wrong costumes
30:38Yes
30:39This mission is worth £2,000
30:46Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Everyone listen
30:50Suspense
30:51Suspense
30:51Right everyone shut up
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54No
30:54Yes
30:54Right
30:56Hello
30:56Hello good morning
30:57I was just wondering if we could order a few costumes please
31:00Yeah of course
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect
31:02So basically we're looking for some superhero costumes
31:05We would need three of them
31:06So the only like three matching outfits we have are cowgirls
31:13Oh
31:16Okay
31:17Brilliant
31:18Alright we're taking it
31:19Alright thank you
31:20I'll see you soon
31:21Goodbye
31:21We've just won them some money
31:24That was great
31:25You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl
31:29Yay
31:31Thanks for all
31:32Yes
31:35While Team Power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls
31:39Team Blue Vision are hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation
31:43So we'd be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests
31:47So we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi
31:50Yeah
31:51And spirulina
31:52Yeah
31:52Great
31:53Mission alert
31:54It's time for your next mission
31:57Joe
31:57Disguised as an armchair
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
32:06Oh
32:07That's so good
32:08That's devious
32:09This mission is worth £6,000
32:12Oh wow
32:13That is very risky
32:14Yeah
32:20Joel we can see you
32:21You look amazing
32:22You've got to be really quiet
32:24Team Power are in the blue room Joel
32:26And also mate
32:27Team Blue Vision are in the dining room
32:30The way Joel is walking so slow is stressing me out
32:33Joel you're going to have to put a speed on there mate
32:34I'm a chair
32:37Oh Zara's there
32:41Oh he's in
32:42He's landed
32:44Zara would you like to sit on the chair
32:46Just sorry
32:47Don't tell Joel
32:48But just very very quietly go
32:51And then just sit on it
32:52He's got no idea
32:55Are you doing amazing
32:56Stay exactly where you are
32:59And lead back
33:01Oh my god
33:02One of the contestants is sitting on you
33:05Joel don't move
33:06Don't move
33:07There's a contestant sitting on you
33:10You can hit Joel laughing
33:11I can feel it's Zara Davies
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon
33:17Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19Here it is
33:20What is going on?
33:22Here we go
33:23Jake this is going to look cool
33:26Oh there's bandanas and everything
33:30Oh my gosh
33:33Oh no
33:38He looks a bit fuming
33:40Okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out
33:42Let's get ready to make the face masks
33:44Let's go
33:45Let's go
33:46Oh
33:47Joel
33:48Team blue vision is moving
33:49They're on the move
33:52Joel they're in the orange range
33:55Look at these ingredients
33:56Lovely
33:57Don't they look fab?
33:58That's very green
34:01Joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay
34:06Oh my god that was risky look
34:09Sarah's laughing look
34:11You just look so cherry
34:13It's brilliant
34:14Now they did say
34:16If you add more of something
34:18I think it was spirulina
34:19That it gives a little bit more
34:21A boost of something
34:22A lot of spirulina isn't it?
34:24Should we keep to the recipe
34:26Keep to the recipe
34:27Yeah I think so
34:28But remember it's about those extras
34:30Isn't it?
34:31All right
34:31You want to give them a little bit more?
34:33Yeah give it a few
34:33Why not?
34:34Joel this is actually really good as well
34:36The boys are putting in loads of the recipe
34:39And it's going to make it look really green anyway
34:41So your stuff you can put loads in
34:45Little thumbs up if you understand
34:47Yeah let's go with that
34:49Yeah
34:55Oh my god
34:57He got too big
34:59They didn't see you but they just
35:01They literally turned to face you just then
35:03Okay fantastic I think we've done a great job
35:05I think you know the clients from Tui
35:07Are going to absolutely love that on their faces
35:09So if you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga
35:11Let's get it
35:12Let's do it
35:13Let's go
35:16This is your moment
35:17You've got to go Joel
35:18This is your time
35:19Joel get yourself up and go and change it
35:21Quickly
35:24There he is
35:24Go on Joel
35:25Oh no he can't see
35:30Come on come on
35:34You're going to need to add some water
35:35Get it all in
35:36Add water babes
35:38Water
35:38Yeah nice
35:39You just put so much in
35:41How did your face mask go?
35:44It was good
35:45It's looking good
35:46Keep going boy
35:47Keep making it sticky
35:48It's all good natural ingredients
35:50If I don't think we need to overthink it
35:51It'll be fine
35:55Yes that's gross
35:56Oh no it's on your sofa
35:58We'll just get him back to HQ
36:00Run to the bookcase
36:01Run to the bookcase Joel
36:03It's got all the right ingredients
36:05Well hopefully
36:06This is the saddest thing of the world
36:07This is an awkward run
36:09This is like the lowest point in Dallas career
36:20With everything says
36:21The contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24To welcome their corporate guests
36:26Look
36:27That's good
36:28That's good
36:28That's good
36:28That's good
36:28That's good
36:28That's good
36:28Oh Sui arriving
36:29Oh
36:32Wow
36:32Look great
36:35Are you ready to join us?
36:37Hello
36:39Yee-haw
36:40Yee-haw
36:41Yee-haw
36:41Yee-haw
36:42Yee-haw
36:42Yee-haw action
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up paintballing
36:49Team Blue Vision prepare to pamper their guests
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:55Thank you
36:56With what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask
37:02Oh my day
37:03Here we go
37:04Face masks are coming
37:05Face masks are coming
37:06Oh my
37:08Oh my
37:08I want to see what happened
37:10This is terrible
37:12Only the best and most premium products for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:23It does have magic ingredients
37:25Yes
37:26Yeah
37:26Food colouring
37:28Ha ha ha ha
37:29Yeah
37:30Ah
37:36Okay ladies, it's time to remove your masks
37:39Oh my god
37:40Yes
37:41Oh my god
37:41Oh no
37:42It's not gonna stain our faces is it?
37:46No it won't stain your faces
37:49That's rank, I look like Shrek
37:52If you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off
37:56No it's not Emma, no it won't
37:58Oh my god
38:01Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:06Oh my god
38:08Oh my god
38:09Sara, is this as bad as it looks?
38:11Yeah
38:14Oh my god
38:16Oh my god
38:17Oh fuck
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements?
38:27Yes
38:27Yeah
38:31So, you know, I put the ingredients in so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on
38:36that one
38:38Oh my god
38:44Oh my god
38:45Oh my god
38:45Okay we are getting there
38:46We are getting there
38:47Joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:49Oh my god
38:50We're so good
38:52Joel
38:54Joel
38:56Oh my god
38:57Well done everyone, well done
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but never anything like this
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off
39:05I'm absolutely not coming back to this spa
39:09100%
39:10Meanwhile, over with Team Power
39:12What we're going to be doing today is paintballing
39:14We are in the woods for this as well so you've got to go very careful
39:17It's just going to be quite a fun day to be fair
39:19Yee-haw
39:22Yee-haw
39:23Okay, so we're going to move on to the yoga, which I'm taking
39:29Mission alert
39:31Oh, come on then
39:32Celebrities
39:33Yes
39:33It's time for your final sabotage missions
39:36Woo
39:36Woo
39:37Joe, you will stay behind as mission controller, GK
39:41Hidden inside a garden storage box, you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class
39:48I love this
39:50And then
39:51And then
39:52Joel
39:52Sam
39:53And Judy
39:55Posing as Team Power paintballers
39:57You must sabotage the yoga session covering Team Blue Vision and their guests in paint
40:03Go
40:04That's incredible
40:07Celebrities
40:08Each mission is worth £5,000
40:10What?
40:12So there is a total of £10,000 up for grabs
40:15Wow
40:16Wow
40:18And remember
40:19Don't get caught
40:20Don't get caught
40:21Do not get caught
40:22Okay, GK
40:23You need to find something to pop the balls with
40:25Yep
40:25We need to find guns
40:27What a kiss
40:28Let's go
40:29Joe
40:33And breathe in
40:36And breathe out
40:43Have you found the box, GK?
40:46Lovely
40:47And breathe out
40:49Oh my God
40:51Jesus wept
40:52Are you alright?
40:54That's why it's hot
40:55So grab your balls, please
40:57She looks at her right while she's sat there, she will see me, we are literally high level
41:03Here we go, GK
41:05I think you'll have one go at it
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball, okay?
41:10Get your ball and just sit on it
41:12I'm waiting for her to bounce
41:15And bounce on it
41:19Bouncey, bouncy, bouncy
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can
41:24Oh my God
41:26Okay, go for it, go for it
41:43Oh my word
41:44Oh, that'd be brilliant
41:44Okay, go for it, go for it
41:52Oh my word
41:53Oh, that'd be brilliant
42:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that was brilliant
42:04How embarrassing
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard, clearly
42:07I'm back to HQ
42:09I'm not confident this ball, so I'm just, er, I'm just getting the feel for it
42:15After a successful explosive mission, GK sneaks back to join Joe in Mission HQ
42:21But meanwhile over in the woods, Team Power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:27Come on guys, teamwork, communication
42:30Allowing Judy, Joel and Sam
42:33God, I'm so excited
42:34To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes
42:39And, breathe in
42:41Cause absolute carnage
42:44Big time
42:45Oh my God
42:47Sam, don't show your face
42:49Go on, have it large Judy
42:51Go on, go, go, go
42:53Things
42:54Um
42:57Pain everywhere
42:58Pain everywhere
43:02Breathing
43:07Do you think they could leap?
43:09Can I do it?
43:09You know what you're doing
43:10I don't know
43:13Get out
43:13Breathing
43:14Right, go go go go
43:16Go
43:16Let's just keep focussed on the breathing.
43:20¡Oh, no!
43:26¡Yeah!
43:30¡Sorry, guys!
43:31¡Es un poco muy dramático!
43:33¡Who feels relaxed?
43:35Team Power came in and ambushed my whole class.
43:37They've 100% done it on purpose.
43:39They're trying to sabotage our task.
43:42It was carnage, absolute carnage.
43:43I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us.
43:48I cannot believe they've done this to us.
43:50They've played us dirty.
43:59With the disastrous away day done,
44:02the applicants are ready for the final results
44:04and are heading to Sarah's office.
44:07Or so they think.
44:09Oh, my word. What is that?
44:11This is a bookcase.
44:13Wow.
44:15Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, wow.
44:18She's been watching us the full time.
44:21No way.
44:23Celebrity sabotage.
44:24But we're not celebrities.
44:26What is happening here?
44:27Oh, hello.
44:28Hello.
44:29Hello, applicants.
44:31Now, you must be wondering what on earth is going on.
44:36Just a bit.
44:37Yeah, we are.
44:37But I've got something to tell you.
44:39The applicant is not a real show.
44:44What?
44:45Take a look at this.
44:48Oh!
44:49Whoa!
44:50What?
44:51Sam Thompson, GK Murray!
44:54Oh, my God!
44:54It's the bird poop!
44:56I didn't see a bird!
44:58It's Gini love.
44:59I love Gini love.
45:00I love that.
45:01Whoa!
45:03Oh, we need them to stop filming, mate.
45:07No, I don't know.
45:08What?
45:08How did I not recognize him?
45:10I'll get the memory card.
45:12He stole our footage.
45:14None.
45:15It's a chair.
45:16He's going to need to add some water.
45:18Get it all in.
45:19I didn't put too much in.
45:20Exactly.
45:21We were scrubbing their faces for hours.
45:23Okay, go for it.
45:24Go for it.
45:25Go for it.
45:26Nice.
45:32This is hilarious.
45:35Yes!
45:47We're sorry.
45:48Now, you have not been taking part in a real business competition show.
45:52You have actually been contestants on a secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
45:58And you did.
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed, we've been building up a secret prize pot for
46:06all of you to share.
46:08The total prize, one for you all, is £29,000!
46:13Oh, no!
46:16Coming out with £4,800, it's just incredible.
46:20I thought, yeah, I had no idea there were celebrities underneath the house.
46:24I thought we were just bad luck all the way.
46:27Oh, my God!
46:29I can't wait to be able to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to
46:33go on for the last couple of years.
46:34And I've been promising them.
46:37Bye!
46:39Next time on Celebrity Sabotage...
46:43Welcome to our brand new show, Couple Goals.
46:47Matt, you need to splash Emma.
46:53Oh, no!
46:55Oh, no!
46:57Yeah!
47:26¡Gracias!
47:27¡Gracias!
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