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00:00:04So I'm putting this fish on for the second time, so I just got asses out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody in my room?
00:00:20Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Stay on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Yeah!
00:00:54You never get far.
00:00:56It's just my birthmark.
00:00:59Do you want me to stop, Timmy?
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11I'm a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:15I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:33Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Well, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:02:52Your best, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found your big Christmas light.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:03We can't have her know.
00:03:03You're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll check out the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off in her bag.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26See, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:29It's just for Christmas.
00:03:30But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:33Where's my real one?
00:03:42I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Daddy!
00:03:55No!
00:03:56What?
00:04:03Daddy!
00:04:04No!
00:04:05I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm not your dad.
00:04:08No, I know you're my dad.
00:04:10You're just as handsome as I am.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:23I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:27He's gorgeous.
00:04:34Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:37She's waiting for the coffee shop.
00:04:39Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:40You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:44So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:46See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:49Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:50What's your name?
00:04:52Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:54Max, Aurelius.
00:04:56Eva.
00:04:57Maybe we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:02I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:04I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:08So, for our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:14$1,000 an hour?
00:05:16Well, yeah.
00:05:18It's $500 a day.
00:05:20Is that enough?
00:05:21That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:23Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:24That's when I agreed with the agency.
00:05:27You can make $2,000 over the week.
00:05:29Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:31Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:36And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:43So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:46Fine.
00:05:47But she'd have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Deal.
00:05:56Ready to go get married?
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Is it nice?
00:06:14This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:17Pictures.
00:06:20Pictures.
00:06:26Baga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:48I think we got it.
00:06:54Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:57To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:13Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:15From my family.
00:07:25Bad news, boss.
00:07:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:31Why, she bailed.
00:07:32Then who is she?
00:07:36Who is she?
00:07:39Whatever.
00:07:40It doesn't matter.
00:07:42I've got what I need.
00:07:45Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:47I already found someone.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:57Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:59Christmas shopping?
00:08:00I should come.
00:08:02Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:08:06I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:08It'll make it more believable.
00:08:10It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine.
00:08:14Yeah, fine.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15We can help.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:25Which one are we going to?
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:27Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35What the actual fuck?
00:08:42Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:47Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:53She does kind of look like him.
00:08:58So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:04Yeah, they're from you.
00:09:06They're going to love you, Max.
00:09:09Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:24No, no.
00:09:25Definitely not.
00:09:26And absolutely no...
00:09:27Sex?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30This is strictly business.
00:09:32Anything physical outside of us not having it.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:40I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:54Here.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:55I'd never let my woman pick up the tap.
00:10:00Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:07Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:1050% off pies?
00:10:12Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:1412 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:15They're the best kind.
00:10:17Hurry up and go.
00:10:18Go.
00:10:18What are you standing here for?
00:10:21Hello there.
00:10:22Hi.
00:10:23You ready?
00:10:23Yes.
00:10:24Yeah, just two things.
00:10:24Okay, great.
00:10:26We have a holiday special today.
00:10:28Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short.
00:10:32$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:34Oh, great.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:38Can you get a move on?
00:10:40I just got here.
00:10:42Relax.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:51Hurry up and pay.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:55I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:57You can wait your turn.
00:11:03Damn.
00:11:04My fake wife has some fire in it.
00:11:20Hi, guys.
00:11:22I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:28Of course.
00:11:30Thank you so much.
00:11:31Of course, I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:34She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:36Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:38Just to give it away.
00:11:41Merry Christmas.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48Do you do that often?
00:11:50As often as I can.
00:11:56We should go.
00:11:57I gotta take the paper.
00:12:01Listen.
00:12:02Watch out.
00:12:03Hey.
00:12:22You done feeling me up?
00:12:24Shut up.
00:12:25I'm sorry, I was just in character, why did she...
00:12:28Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:35And don't be late.
00:12:48Harrison Group?
00:12:50Did you do construction for them or something?
00:12:53Sort of.
00:12:54Not that I'm judging, I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat while some of
00:12:59us alive.
00:13:01Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:04I think that's respectful.
00:13:07Can we pick another company?
00:13:08Oh, Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:11I mean, they'll find it impressive.
00:13:13My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:14So, perfect.
00:13:20Oh, and, uh, there's something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:23Don't worry.
00:13:25Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:26I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:30Too much.
00:13:52So, Sam, it's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:55Oh, you're covered in water, you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:00It's my daughter's.
00:14:02It's my daughter's.
00:14:04Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:22Hey, there they are!
00:14:27Oh, how was that?
00:14:29Aren't you native?
00:14:30Oh, I missed you.
00:14:32So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:36He's coming.
00:14:38Please don't tell me that Christmas failed.
00:14:40Good, good, good.
00:14:42So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:46When's he arriving?
00:14:47Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up.
00:14:51Just how people talk, you poor thing.
00:14:53Not surprising.
00:14:54I mean, she's 30.
00:14:56Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:59Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:05This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:09Auntie Pamela?
00:15:10Debbie?
00:15:11My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:14We're only worried about you.
00:15:16All these years without a husband.
00:15:19Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:21Ew, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:24And look what happened.
00:15:25She got knocked up out of wedlock.
00:15:27Raising a kid all alone.
00:15:29I'm not alone.
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:32And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:37He's manager.
00:15:39Manager?
00:15:40Of what?
00:15:42Trash!
00:15:44Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:48You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:51Actually?
00:15:53He's right here.
00:15:57Oh, wow.
00:15:59Wow.
00:16:00He is really good looking.
00:16:03Ah, must be AI.
00:16:06Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:10That's enough.
00:16:11She's our daughter, and your niece shows some respect.
00:16:14Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:22Well, guess what?
00:16:23William works for the Harrison group now.
00:16:26Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:29That's half a million.
00:16:31Half a million.
00:16:33Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:36And speak of the devil.
00:16:41Willie, you made it.
00:16:54There you are.
00:16:56Oh, look at you now.
00:16:59Living the dream.
00:17:00Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:03Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:08So, Marion, huh?
00:17:10Is it serious?
00:17:13That's what marriage is.
00:17:14It's pretty serious.
00:17:16Wow.
00:17:17You must have rushed the time tonight, huh?
00:17:20Makes sense, though.
00:17:21You not being a hot-dum thing anymore.
00:17:24Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:27Oh, boy, gosh, Willie.
00:17:30Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison group ladder.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:35Just bought this brand-new suit.
00:17:37My Christmas bonus.
00:17:39Wouldn't love a man in red.
00:17:42Sexy.
00:17:43Like Santa Claus.
00:17:44What, I sit on my lap?
00:17:46Don't touch me.
00:17:48Oh, so entitled.
00:17:49Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:54And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:58I mean, look at that car.
00:18:01Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:04Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison group money.
00:18:08Did you nobody, husband, and marry me instead?
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on birth.
00:18:20My mom would never marry.
00:18:22She already has us, and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:29Is that so?
00:18:30Well, then, where is he?
00:18:33Because I don't see him.
00:18:35Does anyone see him?
00:18:38Now, it's just like I thought.
00:18:41Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:44That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:47And let me show you what happens, not in children.
00:18:52Hey, mommy.
00:18:54Hey, are you okay?
00:18:56See that?
00:18:57Oh, my God.
00:18:58Let me take her in and get her past, okay?
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:03What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:06How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:10Let me go.
00:19:11Now, why would I go into a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:16Let me go.
00:19:18Let me go.
00:19:32Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:40Max, the king.
00:19:42Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:45Where's Piper?
00:19:47William Hare?
00:19:49Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:51Well, it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of.
00:19:54Well, well, well.
00:19:55If it isn't a waste, manager, I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:59That's right.
00:20:01Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:05Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:08It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:09I'm Max.
00:20:10Eva told us all about you.
00:20:12From New York.
00:20:13Polite.
00:20:14Handsome.
00:20:15Just like she said.
00:20:17Wow.
00:20:18He was an AI.
00:20:20See?
00:20:21He's real.
00:20:22And he's more of a man here than what he would ever dream to be.
00:20:25You son of a bitch.
00:20:27You just ruined my suit.
00:20:28And what's the way that you drive that...
00:20:30That pristine automobile?
00:20:33That car?
00:20:34Oh, my God.
00:20:35That's worth more than a house.
00:20:38That car?
00:20:39It's all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:44Wait.
00:20:45Are you?
00:20:50Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:54And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:56I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:58You really are a good one, aren't you?
00:21:00You stole it.
00:21:01That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:04Jesus.
00:21:05How did he get away with it?
00:21:06That's what I want to know.
00:21:08Enough, please.
00:21:11I'm just my daughter.
00:21:13She will never marry a girl.
00:21:17Max, be honest with me.
00:21:19You didn't have that car comfortable.
00:21:22Honestly, one point.
00:21:23I'll be more than you leave in your rig at three like times.
00:21:27So, you need a breath a minute.
00:21:32All right, attention.
00:21:34I'm calling the cops.
00:21:34Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37What?
00:21:39Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:42Oh, well.
00:21:43Too late.
00:21:50Listen, I believe you.
00:21:53But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:58Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:59It's my car.
00:22:00It's not stolen.
00:22:02Yeah?
00:22:03If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:05Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:08Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:10Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:12But then you have to get lost.
00:22:14And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:17Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:19Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:22Loser.
00:22:22Say one more word, and I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:22:27Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:30He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:34Here.
00:22:35Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:45Mr. Harrison?
00:22:49Mr. Harrison?
00:22:51Mr. Harrison?
00:22:55I don't know.
00:22:58Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:59Now get the fuck out of here.
00:23:01Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:04Yes, sir.
00:23:05I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:07Please, sir.
00:23:08Here's the problem.
00:23:20Oh, that William.
00:23:22What a jerk, huh?
00:23:24You fooled me.
00:23:24What can I say?
00:23:26Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:30Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:32Oh, come on.
00:23:33You know, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:36Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:38You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:40Soon.
00:23:41Do you think that you could help him get us out of the door?
00:23:45A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:49We are family, aren't we?
00:23:52Family takes care of each other.
00:23:55If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else's.
00:23:59Abigail, come on.
00:24:01Talk to her for us.
00:24:03Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:09My daughter is just far too busy in her best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:16Come on, guys.
00:24:17Let's go in.
00:24:17Welcome to the family.
00:24:22Welcome.
00:24:27This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:29You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:33My fault.
00:24:34You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will you?
00:24:38Oh!
00:24:48Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:50And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:52And how old are you?
00:24:53I told you.
00:24:53I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:56I have a friend in high places.
00:24:58A friend who just hands you keys to a million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury car?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04It's the season of giving.
00:25:06He knows people.
00:25:07Has connections.
00:25:08He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:11You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:13Yeah, you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:15Oh, my God.
00:25:16Just don't hold your cover.
00:25:19Dad!
00:25:19Mom!
00:25:20Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:24Oh, honey.
00:25:25We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good look.
00:25:31I think they did it, huh?
00:25:35Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:36Oh, she's fine.
00:25:38Well, you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:41And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the street.
00:25:47Great.
00:25:48See you in a bit.
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:52Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:00Relax.
00:26:01It was just a hug.
00:26:04Ugh.
00:26:06We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:09You'll be okay.
00:26:10It's just one week.
00:26:11Only now.
00:26:12Well, there were, but I need to get paid.
00:26:19What are you doing?
00:26:22That's weird.
00:26:23They were so muddy that he just decided to cut him.
00:26:26I don't know.
00:26:26Something just smells off.
00:26:28That's ridiculous.
00:26:30I mean, what do you want to do?
00:26:32They don't promise to do?
00:26:34Oh, that's...
00:26:36Later.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:47Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:49Everything looks amazing and even nice.
00:26:52To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56Welcome.
00:26:58Cheers.
00:26:58Thank you, Smith.
00:27:00Looks great.
00:27:01Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:02I had no idea what you liked, so I just looked up a little bit of everything.
00:27:07But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:12Oh, no.
00:27:13Mom's testing him.
00:27:14She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:16You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:23Ow.
00:27:24Eva, sweetie.
00:27:26Kicking my foot.
00:27:27Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:29Oh, jeez.
00:27:30Oh, jeez.
00:27:32It's okay.
00:27:33Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:27:35I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:50Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:51Did I hear this right?
00:27:52The best kind.
00:27:55Well, of course.
00:27:56It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:58See?
00:27:59Are you happy now?
00:28:01That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:03Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:06We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:12But our marriage is real.
00:28:14I guess your mom was just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:18Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:22Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:29Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:33I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:36Well, um, it's...
00:28:39Silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:42Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:45Silly face.
00:28:47I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:50Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:51Hmm.
00:28:52Rosers.
00:28:53Oh, that's nice.
00:28:55You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:58Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:02And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:04Ah!
00:29:05I'll take it out!
00:29:06I like room there!
00:29:08So come on, guys.
00:29:09Let's eat!
00:29:23And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:26I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:29Nice and festive for you.
00:29:31No complications.
00:29:33Sorry, honey.
00:29:34Mom, you know what?
00:29:36I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:38Oh, honey.
00:29:39Nillyweds shouldn't sleep apart?
00:29:42Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:44The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:46Something about water conservation.
00:29:48That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5015 minutes?
00:29:53Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:54Just shower together.
00:29:56Yes.
00:29:57Shower together?
00:30:01Just shower together.
00:30:02Okay, you guys.
00:30:03Have a good night, okay?
00:30:09I mean, you heard it.
00:30:31Wow! Why are you stripping?
00:30:35Well, I can't take a shower and your clothes on.
00:30:38Come on, we're wasting time at 15 minutes.
00:30:40Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:30:43All right, suit yourself. Or move for me in there.
00:30:46Not that I meet you here first.
00:31:04Come on, Max. Get out of the way.
00:31:08You agree with me physically.
00:31:10You're the one with the dirty thoughts away.
00:31:12Relax.
00:31:13I won't touch you unless you say you want me to.
00:31:18You're the one with me.
00:31:29In your dreams.
00:31:33You're free to join me.
00:31:55You're free to join me.
00:32:01You're free to join me.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:06Oh, yeah?
00:32:06You're free to join me.
00:32:19Holy shit.
00:32:25I just want to be hard with my dog.
00:32:28I'll say what happened to all that cool guy confidence.
00:32:33She'll say keep you moving.
00:32:37Maybe.
00:32:38I won't tell.
00:32:48Maybe we should.
00:32:51What?
00:32:52What?
00:32:52That was such a good kisser.
00:32:54Why does this feel so familiar?
00:33:03Oh, so, yes.
00:33:06Here it comes.
00:33:14Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:16What?
00:33:17I didn't mean to cross in—
00:33:19It's not you, Max.
00:33:20It's us.
00:33:20It's this! It's this! This is all an absence! Let's not make it more complicated than it is!
00:33:25You're right.
00:33:28I'm sorry.
00:33:29You need to be sorry, just...
00:33:40Earthmark!
00:33:46What is that?
00:33:48It's him! The man from New Year's!
00:33:51Is he...Piper's father?
00:33:56Why are you acting?
00:34:00Oh my god. Max is Piper's father.
00:34:04Are you okay?
00:34:05Yeah, I just...
00:34:07I just got my head in.
00:34:10I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:12I'll um...
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:18We have a daughter together.
00:34:20Oh my god.
00:34:21What do I do?
00:34:28I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:30You can take the bed.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:37Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:39Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:43So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:34:46I wanna help.
00:34:48He's Piper's father.
00:34:49He has a right to know.
00:34:53Um, Max...
00:34:54How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:35:01A child?
00:35:03No, no, no. That's impossible.
00:35:06I'm...
00:35:06Very...
00:35:08Careful.
00:35:09Mostly.
00:35:11I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:14Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:35:16And...
00:35:17I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:20Right.
00:35:22He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:27Why do you ask?
00:35:29No reason. Just...
00:35:31Just curious.
00:35:32I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37No.
00:35:39Well, then...
00:35:39Can I ask you a question?
00:35:42Shoot?
00:35:48Where did you get these?
00:35:49And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:52I did not get those.
00:35:54I don't know where those came from.
00:35:55Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:36:01Oh my god.
00:36:02Come here.
00:36:03Come here.
00:36:14Come here.
00:36:16Come here.
00:36:17Whoa!
00:36:17The truth is...
00:36:19Is that I...
00:36:22Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:36:24Just a second.
00:36:26Come in!
00:36:28Hey, hon.
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:30Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:36You need to take this one, Dad?
00:36:37Or...
00:36:38Kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:40I can see that.
00:36:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:44I mean, if you don't...
00:36:45If you don't mind.
00:36:46What?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48You know what?
00:36:48Just put his shirt on.
00:36:50I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:51Piper!
00:36:52Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:56He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:37:00And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:37:03But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:37:08Merry Christmas to all.
00:37:09And to all, a good night.
00:37:15If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:19Good night, Piper.
00:37:24Is her dad still around?
00:37:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:37:29Because you're her dad.
00:37:31Uh, no.
00:37:31That man has no idea what a treasure...
00:37:36He's in Seattle.
00:37:40Do you really think so?
00:37:42From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:47He deserves to know.
00:37:54You're Who knows!
00:37:58You are, Piper's father.
00:38:07I'll tell you a lot of times right?
00:38:14You're Riper's father.
00:38:17I'll tell you a lot of times right?
00:38:34Where's Piper?
00:38:36She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:54God, he's such a good kisser.
00:39:05She's gonna kiss him around?
00:39:08No, I'm not working.
00:39:12Yeah, this.
00:39:15I remember this.
00:39:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:29How was your stay at Chateau-Smith?
00:39:32Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:39:34It was great.
00:39:36It was wonderful.
00:39:37Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:41Oh, no.
00:39:42What is that?
00:39:43Sardines and Saltines.
00:39:45It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:46It was my grand-grands favorite during wartime.
00:39:50Don't be shy.
00:39:51Go ahead, grab me a handful.
00:39:54Max, you don't have to.
00:39:55No, no.
00:39:56It's okay.
00:39:56It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:59It's okay.
00:40:02It's okay.
00:40:18Good?
00:40:19Good.
00:40:20Good?
00:40:21It's gorgeous.
00:40:24Well, you two better get dressed
00:40:25You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:40:29Can I, um, glass of water, please?
00:40:32That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:40:34And her brood this year
00:40:36What's the deal with them?
00:40:38Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:40:40Says Piper's a fatherless brat
00:40:42And I'm
00:40:45Hey, don't worry
00:40:46I'll protect you and Piper
00:40:51Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:40:52Just in case
00:40:55Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:41:07Wait, that earring
00:41:12Wait, that earring
00:41:13You like it?
00:41:15I was so bummed when I lost the match you won years ago
00:41:18Did you, was it, seven years ago?
00:41:21I don't really remember the details
00:41:23But luckily, I was able to find a new parent
00:41:27Right
00:41:28It's just a common earring
00:41:30Anyone can have it
00:41:31Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:41:33She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:41:38So Ava and Piper
00:41:40Still aren't here
00:41:42But Mary said that Ava got married
00:41:44What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:49An aging single mom
00:41:51Slim pickings
00:41:52I heard he's in waste management
00:41:55That explains it
00:41:56She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:42:00Oh, please, Miranda
00:42:01Ava is your niece
00:42:03Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:42:05Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:42:09Her track record speaks for itself
00:42:11Exactly
00:42:11Not like my Sierra
00:42:13Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:42:18Oh, they're here
00:42:20Merry Christmas, everybody
00:42:27Merry Christmas, everybody
00:42:29Merry Christmas
00:42:31You must be Grandpa Harold
00:42:33I am
00:42:34I'm Ava's husband
00:42:35Max
00:42:36Pleasure to meet you
00:42:37Welcome
00:42:38You're Ava's husband
00:42:39But
00:42:40You're gorgeous
00:42:44But
00:42:45I miss you
00:42:46Look at you two
00:42:48You look like you just stepped down to the movie
00:42:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:42:51Merry Christmas
00:42:53This is for Max and I
00:42:55Oh, my goodness
00:42:56I'm glad you need that
00:42:57Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:43:00Oops
00:43:00Oh, my bad
00:43:02Oh, a homemade gift
00:43:04How thrifty
00:43:06Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:43:08Mommy's right
00:43:10You need a little hat
00:43:11You little
00:43:14You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:43:16We will lose yours
00:43:18Oh
00:43:19You think you broke my wrist?
00:43:22Look what you just did to my mother
00:43:24My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:43:27He could ruin your butt
00:43:41Hi, are you okay?
00:43:44I'm fine
00:43:44I'm just a light time
00:43:45Yeah
00:43:46It's okay
00:43:46It's okay
00:43:49What are you?
00:43:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:43:55Did you just slap me?
00:43:57Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:59You're a fucking psycho
00:44:01You know what, Sierra?
00:44:01I can take your little insults
00:44:03But leave my family out of this
00:44:07We're family
00:44:08She needs me
00:44:14You okay, honey?
00:44:15Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:18Do something
00:44:19You don't know who you're messing with
00:44:21I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:44:24Oh, wow
00:44:24I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:44:30Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:44:33Let's call him
00:44:34I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:44:37Please, who do you think you are?
00:44:41Enough!
00:44:43There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:44:46Fine, Dad
00:44:47Let it go, Nathan
00:44:49They're just jealous
00:44:53For Grandpa's sake
00:44:54I'll let you off easy
00:44:55A thank you?
00:44:57A Nathan
00:44:58A thank you
00:44:59I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:45:03Do you want me to get the other key?
00:45:04Alright, that's enough
00:45:05Everyone come inside
00:45:07And sit down
00:45:29Is this a joke?
00:45:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:33Hold it
00:45:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:36My husband and I
00:45:38Paid for this feast
00:45:42My husband and I
00:45:44Paid for this feast
00:45:45King crab
00:45:47Fresh from Alaska
00:45:48And grass-fed white heel
00:45:50Three times the price
00:45:52Fifty times the flavor
00:45:54And you don't get a single bite
00:45:57It's just petty
00:45:58Maybe so
00:45:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:46:04Fine
00:46:05Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:46:07Come on, let's go
00:46:08No, no
00:46:10Don't you dare
00:46:11Leave our family dinner
00:46:13Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:46:14But if they're treating us like
00:46:16Fine
00:46:16I know, dear
00:46:17I just want to have our family together
00:46:19Fine
00:46:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:46:23I'm a stray thing, bitch
00:46:25What was that?
00:46:29I just want to have our family together
00:46:32Fine
00:46:33Fine
00:46:34We'll stay
00:46:35Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:37It's okay, sweetie
00:46:38We'll get something right after
00:46:40Like drive-thru?
00:46:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:46:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:46:50No, sweet
00:46:51Ow
00:46:51Sweetie, you're okay?
00:46:53Just fine
00:46:54You hit my child
00:46:56You're fucking crazy
00:46:58Well, if you teach her some manners
00:47:00Make it out of what we have to
00:47:05Don't worry, Baker
00:47:06I'll handle it
00:47:10Don't worry, Baker
00:47:11I'll handle it
00:47:15I'm
00:47:17Sweetie
00:47:17Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:23Okay, sweetheart
00:47:24Give me two minutes
00:47:25I want a phone call
00:47:26As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:47:29Actually, I do
00:47:32He's such a liar
00:47:33This ought to be hilarious
00:47:35Oh, it will be
00:47:39Sam
00:47:40Yeah, send the troops
00:47:42And bring that keen crab from Antarctica
00:47:44I'm already on my way
00:47:49Bring that keen crab from Antarctica
00:47:51I'm already on my way
00:47:55You hear this guy?
00:47:56He wants the best keen crab in the world
00:47:58From Antarctica
00:48:01Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:48:03His silly delusions are just adorable
00:48:06Thanks
00:48:07What about you?
00:48:09Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:48:10Santa's already on the swear
00:48:12Actually
00:48:13Five
00:48:15Four
00:48:16Three
00:48:17Two
00:48:22A helicopter?
00:48:24A helicopter?
00:48:30There's no way
00:48:36How did you pull this off?
00:48:38Your name is like family
00:48:39I thought I'd introduce you to
00:48:40Thanks, boss
00:48:43Boss?
00:48:44Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:46Maybe it's time to know who I really am
00:48:48Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:48:52I'm Maximus Harrison
00:48:55You're
00:48:57CEO
00:48:57Of Harrison Group?
00:48:59Mm-hmm
00:49:02Come on
00:49:04You can stop kidding around
00:49:06You're a CEO?
00:49:08Why would you be here?
00:49:09I mean, my husband
00:49:10I actually am the CEO
00:49:13Come on
00:49:13You can stop the charade
00:49:14Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:49:18Eva?
00:49:18I'm not pretending
00:49:21Mr. Harrison
00:49:22The Antarctic king crab
00:49:24As you requested
00:49:35How is this possible?
00:49:37This loser brings
00:49:39Antarctic king crab
00:49:40And has his own
00:49:42Personal chef?
00:49:43Who are you?
00:49:45I told you
00:49:46Me, this husband
00:49:47That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:49:50Wait
00:49:51No
00:49:52Hold on
00:49:54You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:59You're worth more than some whole countries
00:50:02Some of the small ones
00:50:04I mean, you know that
00:50:06You work for me
00:50:07Oh, God
00:50:08I insulted my own boss
00:50:10I'm finished
00:50:16Oh, God
00:50:17I insulted my own boss
00:50:19I'm finished
00:50:20Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:50:23Pretending that he's CEO is a hell of a move
00:50:25Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:50:27For tonight
00:50:28You're she sits
00:50:30And with that
00:50:31You're Karina
00:50:32You're fired
00:50:34Fired?
00:50:35Sam?
00:50:40You're fired?
00:50:41God
00:50:41I can't be fired
00:50:44What?
00:50:46Mr. Harrison, please
00:50:47You can have as much crowd as you want
00:50:49Please, Mr. Harrison
00:50:50I'll do anything
00:50:51Guys
00:50:52I got the trash
00:50:59And you
00:51:00Oh, me?
00:51:03Mr. Harrison, come on
00:51:05That was a Christmas joke
00:51:06A family tradition
00:51:08Yeah, well
00:51:09There's a new family tradition
00:51:10Sam
00:51:16Will you do me the honors?
00:51:18Happy
00:51:23Merry Christmas
00:51:24I want to do something
00:51:29You kind of deserve that
00:51:32I'm leaving
00:51:34I'm getting our favorite
00:51:36Come on, sweetie
00:51:43Daddy, I have a scrap line just for you
00:51:46Eat as much as you want
00:51:47Yes, daddy
00:51:51I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:51:54It just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:51:56Honestly?
00:51:58This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:52:00Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:52:02Just like this
00:52:04Does he really mean that?
00:52:06Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:08I can't tell
00:52:09And that terrifies me
00:52:16Merry Christmas, Mr. Harrison
00:52:17I brought you a gift
00:52:18Here's the fraternity test
00:52:20Between the boss and that little girl
00:52:21Oh
00:52:27This is wonderful
00:52:30Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:52:33Tell me everything
00:52:34Miss Elizabeth
00:52:35Single mother
00:52:36Small town gal
00:52:37Didn't finish high school
00:52:39Currently works for me, too
00:52:40Oh, but only Maximus
00:52:41I thought I raised you better
00:52:44A high school dropout?
00:52:46In the Harrison family?
00:52:49Not a chance
00:52:53She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:52:57Maximus seems to like her
00:52:58Silence
00:52:58Get me the address where she works
00:53:01It's Happy Hills on Broadway
00:53:03That's nice
00:53:04We own that one
00:53:06Good work
00:53:08That's a stupid hat
00:53:19Thanks
00:53:20So your dad insisted
00:53:22That I try this one
00:53:23I've been saving for 20 years
00:53:26Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:53:29And how about you?
00:53:34Yeah
00:53:35Yeah
00:53:37Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:42Eva
00:53:54What birthmark?
00:53:55Family to me is a big commitment
00:53:58And I don't want any loose ends
00:54:00You know?
00:54:02Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:54:04So much we're not telling each other
00:54:06No feelings, no complications
00:54:10That's what we agreed upon
00:54:11Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:54:14Max
00:54:15Yeah, I guess you're right
00:54:18It's cold
00:54:20Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:54:24Max
00:54:26I need to tell you something
00:54:30Something important
00:54:31What's gotten into her?
00:54:33Is she hiding something?
00:54:35It's just the part where you tell me there's no Santa
00:54:39I haven't been completely honest with you
00:54:43Hyper is
00:54:47Hyper is
00:54:48Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:54:52Sweetie
00:54:52Oh my gosh
00:54:53I'm so swollen
00:54:54Must have known when that whip smacked her with a fork earlier
00:54:56Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:54:58Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:02Come on, Hyper
00:55:06Okay, let me see
00:55:10I promise
00:55:11I won't let anybody hurt you or Mommy again
00:55:15But that's not true
00:55:16You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:21Daddy!
00:55:22No!
00:55:23What?
00:55:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:55:35Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:55:40Really?
00:55:41Please stay, Daddy
00:55:46You think it will start?
00:55:52I wouldn't worry about it
00:55:54Scars make you look like a badass
00:55:55I have one, too
00:55:58Dad
00:56:00I got that when I was about your age
00:56:01Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:56:04Really?
00:56:05No way
00:56:07No
00:56:07It was actually a cactus
00:56:09But it's still cool
00:56:12I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:56:18Piper
00:56:19How long have you had that?
00:56:20My mom thought I had that when I was born
00:56:28And how old are you?
00:56:29Six
00:56:31Six?
00:56:31That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:56:34Okay, I found the first date kit
00:56:36Elar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:41What do I even say?
00:56:42Wait, and how do I mean it's a Piper?
00:56:45Sorry, honey
00:56:46This man's your dad
00:56:47And he didn't know you existed until now
00:56:51Um, yeah
00:56:53Can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:56:56Eva
00:57:01Okay, look
00:57:05Piper is
00:57:11Go on
00:57:12There must be an emergency
00:57:20Excuse me
00:57:22Sorry
00:57:23I'm sorry
00:57:28Wait, are you okay?
00:57:32Yeah
00:57:34Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:57:37I don't even have the cuts to tell the truth
00:57:42Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:45I'm telling you, Max
00:57:46That woman is manipulating you
00:57:48She's a high school dropout
00:57:50Doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:52And she's only finished to raise my granddaughter
00:57:55I'm Eva's husband
00:57:56Max
00:57:57That man has no idea
00:57:59What the treasure
00:58:02He's missing out
00:58:06I'm sorry, Max
00:58:07You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:58:09Your mother would take her away
00:58:11After Christmas
00:58:12It's over
00:58:15Eva?
00:58:17Maximus?
00:58:18Are you even listening to me?
00:58:20No, mom, mom
00:58:21Listen
00:58:21I'm sorry
00:58:22Okay
00:58:23Eva's my wife
00:58:24And I made up my mind
00:58:25I'm not leaving her
00:58:28Eva?
00:58:32Oh, my gosh
00:58:34See?
00:58:35Here I go
00:58:39This is for you, Grandma
00:58:46Oh, wow
00:58:48That's so cool
00:58:50Derek, this is from Eva
00:58:54Oh, you're so much
00:58:56Just
00:58:56Thanks
00:58:57I'll be glad you
00:59:01Oh
00:59:01Oh
00:59:03Man, this is great
00:59:05Grandpa
00:59:06Language
00:59:06So here's
00:59:13Piper
00:59:13Do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15Send me to the room by the train set
00:59:17Hey, look
00:59:18That's the song that we sang
00:59:19Hey, big
00:59:20Grandma got run over
00:59:22By a reindeer
00:59:23Welcome back, guys
00:59:23Walking home from our house
00:59:25Christmas Eve
00:59:30You ever told me?
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:42She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
01:00:02I don't know what you're talking about
01:00:03Lots of people have birthmarks
01:00:04They're very common
01:00:05They feel so awful
01:00:07But I can't lose my child
01:00:08No matter how I feel about him
01:00:13Maybe
01:00:16Are you okay?
01:00:19Well, the claw's a bad idea
01:00:22I know
01:00:23So I'm fine
01:00:26Um
01:00:28Oh, I almost forgot
01:00:31I got you this
01:00:33You got me a gift, too?
01:00:35Kiss the season
01:00:37Okay
01:00:51Close
01:00:53Did you make these?
01:00:55Yeah
01:00:56I know this is a fake marriage
01:00:57But
01:00:58It's Christmas
01:01:00You've already done so much for me
01:01:01I just want to do a little something for you
01:01:05How did I feel?
01:01:07Warm, right?
01:01:09Yeah
01:01:09Warm
01:01:12Soft
01:01:15Perfect
01:01:20Thank you, Eva
01:01:22I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:01:26Really?
01:01:28Yeah, my mom
01:01:29She partied all the time
01:01:31And
01:01:31I got gifts
01:01:32Plenty of them
01:01:34But
01:01:35I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:01:38Nothing
01:01:39Personal
01:01:40You deserve it
01:01:43You're a good guy
01:01:44And
01:01:46Someday you'll
01:01:48Find
01:01:48Someone special
01:01:50To
01:01:50Spend all your Christmases
01:01:53What if that day's today?
01:01:58What if I already found someone special?
01:02:02Right here
01:02:03Right here
01:02:32You better tell me right now.
01:02:38I don't know if she stopped.
01:02:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:54I can't resist.
01:03:04I can't resist.
01:03:05How are you?
01:03:09How are you?
01:03:10How are you trying to do this?
01:03:22Hyper?
01:03:34She kills you!
01:03:53Eva?
01:03:57Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:11That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15We would have gotten on an naughty list.
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:29You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36I'm gonna be gonna see you.
01:04:38I'm gonna be gonna see you.
01:04:42Oh!
01:04:43Oh!
01:04:44Oh!
01:04:54Oh!
01:05:15What are you calling me?
01:05:21Hello?
01:05:22Hello, Eva Smith.
01:05:24I'm Max's mother.
01:05:26Name your price.
01:05:27What would it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:30What?
01:05:31We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:35Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:39My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:43Piper is my daughter.
01:05:45And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:48So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:50But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:55That's my beautiful wife.
01:06:01Are you okay?
01:06:06We made it to Christmas.
01:06:09So I think it's best to read our separate ways.
01:06:13What are you talking about?
01:06:15It's over.
01:06:17It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:22Eva, wait!
01:06:26So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:34Max, it's not real.
01:06:36None of it was real.
01:06:38So, it's just a goodbye.
01:06:41I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:47Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time for I go back to you.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:46Are we here?
01:07:48Yes.
01:07:49As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:56Piper, sweetie, make up.
01:07:58Um...
01:08:03How could you just walk away?
01:08:12Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:14It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:17Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:20You promise.
01:08:21Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:23Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:27All right, fine.
01:08:29When?
01:08:31Two days.
01:08:32I'll come pick you up.
01:08:33Don't eat.
01:08:35I'll just send me the address on me there.
01:08:42I know you and Mommy thought,
01:08:45but she still really likes you.
01:08:47So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:50Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:52If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:08:54I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:16He was meeting my mother today.
01:09:18Time to finally throw her the truth.
01:09:21Boss?
01:09:23Boss?
01:09:27Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:30I need to go and back my family.
01:09:33Family?
01:09:33Boss, you okay?
01:09:35Never better.
01:09:38Go get her, Max.
01:09:43You got your best smile.
01:09:45Ah, there he is.
01:09:48Maximus, darling.
01:09:50I have some prospects for you.
01:09:52Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:58Oh.
01:10:00I told you.
01:10:01I already found the woman I love.
01:10:09Maximus, stop this.
01:10:11That evil woman is skinny, your son.
01:10:15Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:10:17and I'll find you another.
01:10:19You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:22No, I'm not.
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:26I work in waste management,
01:10:28and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:30I'm Eva's husband,
01:10:32and I'm a father.
01:10:35What?
01:10:49Oh, that's her.
01:10:51The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:56Hi.
01:10:57Welcome in.
01:10:58Can I help you find something?
01:10:59I want to try those.
01:11:04Awesome.
01:11:05I'm going to bring you right away.
01:11:07Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:13No, no, no.
01:11:15I know what I want.
01:11:16Five-seven.
01:11:19Oh, baby can't even walk.
01:11:21She wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:24She wants the white shoes.
01:11:30Ignore her.
01:11:31She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:33Here, let me help you.
01:11:34I love you.
01:11:39She seems kind.
01:11:46I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:48She's just doing her job.
01:11:50it. How do you feel? Well, I love the style, but it's too small. I think I need a size
01:11:58up. Maybe my feet are still growing. Right away. I'll be right back. She's not only kind,
01:12:08she's patient. Was I wrong about her?
01:12:26Are you only here, Beckman? Well, who gives a shit? She can't walk. That's just pure evil.
01:12:40Oh, come on, St. Eva. She's in a wheelchair. Who cares? It's the last pair. I get paid
01:12:49commission. I'm not giving that, Vanessa. See? This is your whole problem. This is why
01:13:04you'll always be broke. I don't care if she can walk or not. I'm not sending her joke.
01:13:12She has to deal with people like this? People who insult her all day?
01:13:17I'm your manager. Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:13:32Did I stutter?
01:13:37You don't have to fire me.
01:13:41I quit.
01:13:48I don't work here anymore. Listen, don't buy the shoes. They're broken. Spend your heart and money
01:13:56elsewhere, okay? You're a good person after all. Looks like I misjudged you. I'm sorry?
01:14:06Why are you still here, Eva? Get out.
01:14:15You're not disabled? Selling broken heels to someone you thought was handicapped? Absolutely shameful.
01:14:23Who are you?
01:14:24I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of the store.
01:14:31You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:35I am. And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:41What did I do?
01:14:44You are a good person.
01:14:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:53Are you serious?
01:14:57That's right. Don't be nervous, child.
01:15:01You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:10You, out.
01:15:13I'll leave.
01:15:16I'm leaving.
01:15:20I, I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:24No, don't worry. You're getting a promotion. You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:33First assignment? I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case. Pack it all up and bring
01:15:43it to my house.
01:15:44Hmm?
01:15:45Okay. Yeah.
01:15:48Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:52I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:16:01She's the mother of CEO.
01:16:03Oh, of course she was like this.
01:16:15This is Harrison. I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:21Max?
01:16:22Eva?
01:16:24What are you doing here?
01:16:26I, uh...
01:16:28There you are, Eva.
01:16:30Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:33My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:37Wait.
01:16:40That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:46Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:47Stop.
01:16:49And you.
01:16:50You lied to me at the store.
01:16:53Y-you were both just testing me?
01:16:56Is this some sick game rich people's fight?
01:16:58I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:59I thought you might be using my son just after as many, but I was wrong.
01:17:05Eva, please.
01:17:05I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:17:08And every working-class girl is after your money.
01:17:11But she gets out of me.
01:17:13It's not like that, dear.
01:17:15Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:18Mom, what did you do?
01:17:20I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:23We're not together.
01:17:25And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:31I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:35What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:36No effort.
01:17:41Eva.
01:17:42Let me go.
01:17:43I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:45But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:47Stop pretending that you care.
01:17:48I'm not pretending.
01:17:49Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:51In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:59Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:18:04Max, the king.
01:18:05God, you were trying to fucking insane.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:10I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:14Just say the word.
01:18:18See?
01:18:21Stop fighting.
01:18:24We belong together.
01:18:26You're wrong.
01:18:28Wrong about what?
01:18:30That you care?
01:18:32Or we belong together?
01:18:33Look, I already told you.
01:18:35We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:37Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:42I want to fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:47Eva.
01:18:50Eva.
01:18:51Eva.
01:18:53I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:55Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:19:04Help.
01:19:06Are you okay, Mommy?
01:19:08Yes, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:19:13No, you're not fine.
01:19:20You're sad.
01:19:23I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:27I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:32I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:19:37Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:40I'm not a bug.
01:19:42You're right.
01:19:44What am I doing?
01:19:45Running like a coward?
01:19:48I always taught you to be brave.
01:19:51Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:54I believe in you.
01:19:56I believe in you.
01:19:56What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:58I know exactly what you're saying.
01:20:03Maximus deserves to know.
01:20:05Piper is his daughter.
01:20:13Enough sulking.
01:20:15Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:18Don't you think I want to?
01:20:21She doesn't want me.
01:20:23I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:25Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:26You can't abandon her.
01:20:28Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:30I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:33And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:36What are you talking about?
01:20:39I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:42Piper is your daughter.
01:20:45What?
01:20:46See for yourself.
01:20:53That's right.
01:20:55Seven years ago.
01:20:57Who cares?
01:20:57That woman is evil.
01:21:08Eva?
01:21:13Daddy!
01:21:15Daddy!
01:21:17Piper!
01:21:18Oh.
01:21:20I miss you so much.
01:21:28You came back.
01:21:31I, uh...
01:21:33Don't forget to be brave.
01:21:36Mommy.
01:21:43I, uh...
01:21:45I'm scared.
01:21:46But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:49Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:54Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:57I have something to tell you, too.
01:22:01I appreciate your daughter.
01:22:03You knew.
01:22:05My sweet granddaughter.
01:22:07Mama.
01:22:11I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:22:14But you've known this whole time?
01:22:15I was scared.
01:22:17Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:19I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:22How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:32How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:36I love you, Eva.
01:22:40I love you, too.
01:22:42I promise.
01:22:43For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:47As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:23:01Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:03For real this time?
01:23:05Yeah, yes.
01:23:07Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:23:21It looks like your stuff would be the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:29I won't have it any other way.
01:23:36What's that?
01:23:38Eva!
01:23:41Take me back!
01:23:44Oh, my!
01:23:45I was sure you died!
01:23:49Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:52Again.
01:23:55No?
01:23:56Not funny?
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