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00:00:04So I'm putting this fish on for the second time, so I just got asses out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody in my room?
00:00:20Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Stay on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Yeah!
00:00:54You never get far.
00:00:56It's just my birthmark.
00:00:59Do you want me to stop, Timmy?
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11I'm a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:15I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:33Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Well, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:02:52Your best, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found your big Christmas light.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:03We can't have her know.
00:03:03You're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll check out the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off in her bag.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26See, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:29It's just for Christmas.
00:03:30But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:33Where's my real one?
00:03:42I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Daddy!
00:03:55No!
00:03:56What?
00:04:03Daddy!
00:04:04No!
00:04:05I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm not your dad.
00:04:08No, I know you're my dad.
00:04:10You're just as handsome as I am.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:23I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:27He's gorgeous.
00:04:34Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:37She's waiting for the coffee shop.
00:04:39Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:40You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:44So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:46See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:49Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:50What's your name?
00:04:52Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:54Max, Aurelius.
00:04:56Eva.
00:04:57Maybe we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:02I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:04I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:08So, for our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:14$1,000 an hour?
00:05:16Well, yeah.
00:05:18It's $500 a day.
00:05:20Is that enough?
00:05:21That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:23Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:24That's when I agreed with the agency.
00:05:27You can make $2,000 over the week.
00:05:29Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:31Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:36And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:43So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:46Fine.
00:05:47But she'd have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Deal.
00:05:56Ready to go get married?
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Is it nice?
00:06:14This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:17Pictures.
00:06:20Pictures.
00:06:26Baga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:48I think we got it.
00:06:54Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:57To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:13Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:15From my family.
00:07:25Bad news, boss.
00:07:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:31Why, she bailed.
00:07:32Then who is she?
00:07:36Who is she?
00:07:39Whatever.
00:07:40It doesn't matter.
00:07:42I've got what I need.
00:07:45Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:47I already found someone.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:57Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:59Christmas shopping?
00:08:00I should come.
00:08:02Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:08:06I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:08It'll make it more believable.
00:08:10It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine.
00:08:14Yeah, fine.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15We can help.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:25Which one are we going to?
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:27Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35What the actual fuck?
00:08:42Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:47Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:53She does kind of look like him.
00:08:58So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:04Yeah, they're from you.
00:09:06They're going to love you, Max.
00:09:09Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:24No, no.
00:09:25Definitely not.
00:09:26And absolutely no...
00:09:27Sex?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30This is strictly business.
00:09:32Anything physical outside of us not having it.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:40I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:54Here.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:55I'd never let my woman pick up the tap.
00:10:00Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:07Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:1050% off pies?
00:10:12Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:1412 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:15They're the best kind.
00:10:17Hurry up and go.
00:10:18Go.
00:10:18What are you standing here for?
00:10:21Hello there.
00:10:22Hi.
00:10:23You ready?
00:10:23Yes.
00:10:24Yeah, just two things.
00:10:24Okay, great.
00:10:26We have a holiday special today.
00:10:28Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short.
00:10:32$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:34Oh, great.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:38Can you get a move on?
00:10:40I just got here.
00:10:42Relax.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:51Hurry up and pay.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:55I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:57You can wait your turn.
00:11:03Damn.
00:11:04My fake wife has some fire in it.
00:11:18Hi, guys.
00:11:22I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:30Thank you so much.
00:11:31Of course.
00:11:32I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:34She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:36Don't worry.
00:11:36I have enough for everybody.
00:11:38Just to give it away.
00:11:41Merry Christmas.
00:11:42Merry Christmas.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48Do you do that often?
00:11:50As often as I can.
00:11:56We shall.
00:11:57I gotta take the poker.
00:11:59I'm so sorry.
00:12:01Look what happened.
00:12:03What?
00:12:10I'm so sorry.
00:12:12I'm so sorry.
00:12:15I'm so sorry.
00:12:18I'm so sorry.
00:12:20I'm so sorry.
00:12:21I'm so sorry.
00:12:22I'm so sorry.
00:12:22Are you done feeling me up?
00:12:25Shut up.
00:12:25I'm sorry. I was just in character. Why is she?
00:12:28Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:35And don't be late.
00:12:48Harrison Group?
00:12:50Did you do construction for them or something?
00:12:53Sort of.
00:12:54Not that I'm judging. I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat while some of
00:12:59us alive.
00:13:01Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:04I think that's respectful.
00:13:07Can we pick another company?
00:13:08No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:11I mean, they'll find it impressive. My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:14So, perfect.
00:13:20Oh, and, uh, there's something nice for Harrison's dinner?
00:13:24Don't worry. Okay, I clean up nicely. I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:30Too much.
00:13:52So, Sam, it's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:55Come on, you're covered in water, you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:00It's my daughter's.
00:14:02It's my daughter's.
00:14:04Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:23Hey, there they are!
00:14:27Oh, Dad.
00:14:29Aren't you, Mabel?
00:14:30Oh, I missed you.
00:14:32So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:36He's coming.
00:14:38Please don't tell me that Christmas failed.
00:14:40It's good.
00:14:40It's good.
00:14:42So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:46When's he arriving?
00:14:47Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up.
00:14:51Just how people talk, you poor thing.
00:14:53It's not surprising.
00:14:54I mean, she's 30.
00:14:56Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:59Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:05This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:09Auntie Pamela?
00:15:10Debbie?
00:15:11My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:14We're only worried about you.
00:15:16All these years without a husband.
00:15:19Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:21You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:24And look what happened.
00:15:25She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:29I'm not alone.
00:15:31Mm-hmm.
00:15:32And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:37He's a manager.
00:15:39Manager of what?
00:15:42Trash.
00:15:44Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:48You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:53Actually, he's right here.
00:15:57Oh, wow.
00:15:59Wow.
00:16:00He's really good looking.
00:16:03Oh, must be AI.
00:16:05Mm-hmm.
00:16:06Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:10That's enough.
00:16:11She's our daughter, and your niece shows some respect.
00:16:14Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:22Well, guess what?
00:16:23William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:26It's 500 grand a year.
00:16:29That's half a million.
00:16:31Half a million.
00:16:33Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:36And speak of the devil.
00:16:41Willie, you made it.
00:16:54There you are.
00:16:56Oh, look at you now.
00:16:59Living the dream.
00:17:00Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:03Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:08So, Marion, huh?
00:17:11Is it serious?
00:17:13That's what marriage is.
00:17:14It's pretty serious.
00:17:16Wow.
00:17:17You must have rushed the time to night, huh?
00:17:20Makes sense, though.
00:17:21You not being a hot-dun thing anymore.
00:17:24Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:27Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:30Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:35Just bought this brand-new suit of my Christmas bonus.
00:17:39Wouldn't love a man in red.
00:17:42Sexy.
00:17:43Like Santa Claus.
00:17:44What, I sit on my lap?
00:17:46Don't touch me.
00:17:48Oh, so entitled.
00:17:49Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:54And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:58I mean, look at that car.
00:18:01Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:04Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:08Did you nobody, husband, and marry me instead?
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on birth.
00:18:20My mom would never marry.
00:18:22She already has us, and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:29Is that so?
00:18:30Well then, where is he?
00:18:33Because I don't see him.
00:18:35Does anyone see him?
00:18:38Now, it's just like I thought.
00:18:41Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:44That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:47And let me show you what happens, not in children.
00:18:52Hey, Mommy.
00:18:54Hey, are you okay?
00:18:56See that?
00:18:57Oh my God.
00:18:58Let me take her in and get her past, okay?
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:03What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:06How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:10Let me go.
00:19:11Now, why would I go into a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:16Let me go.
00:19:18Let me go.
00:19:32Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:40Max, the king.
00:19:42Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:45Where's Piper?
00:19:47William Hare?
00:19:49Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:51Well, it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of.
00:19:54Well, well, well.
00:19:55If it isn't a waste, manager, I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:59That's right.
00:20:01Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:05Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:08It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:09I'm Max.
00:20:10Eva told us all about you.
00:20:12From New York.
00:20:13Polite.
00:20:14Handsome.
00:20:15Just like she said.
00:20:17Wow.
00:20:18He was an AI.
00:20:20See?
00:20:21He's real.
00:20:22And he's more of a man here than what he would ever dream to be.
00:20:25You son of a bitch.
00:20:27You just ruined my suit.
00:20:28And what's the way that you drive that...
00:20:30That pristine automobile?
00:20:33That car?
00:20:34Oh, my God.
00:20:35That's worth more than a house.
00:20:38That car?
00:20:39It's all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:44Wait.
00:20:45Are you?
00:20:50Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:54And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:56I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:58You really are a good one, aren't you?
00:21:00You stole it.
00:21:01That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:04Jesus.
00:21:05How did he get away with it?
00:21:06That's what I want to know.
00:21:08Enough, please.
00:21:11I'm just my daughter.
00:21:13She will never marry a girl.
00:21:17Max, be honest with me.
00:21:19You didn't have that car come from.
00:21:22Honestly, one point.
00:21:23I'll be more than you leave in your rig at three like times.
00:21:27So, you need a breath a minute.
00:21:32All right, attention.
00:21:34I'm calling the cops.
00:21:34Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37What?
00:21:39Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:42Oh, well.
00:21:43Too late.
00:21:50Listen, I believe you.
00:21:53But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:58Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:59It's my car.
00:22:00It's not stolen.
00:22:02Yeah?
00:22:03If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:05Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:08Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:10Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:12But then you have to get lost.
00:22:14And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:17Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:19Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:22Loser.
00:22:22Say one more word, and I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:22:27Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:30He's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:34Here.
00:22:35Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:45Mr. Harrison?
00:22:49Mr. Harrison?
00:22:51Mr. Harrison?
00:22:55I don't know.
00:22:58Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:59Now get the fuck out of here.
00:23:01Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:04Yes, sir.
00:23:05I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:07Please, sir.
00:23:08Here's the problem.
00:23:20Oh, that William.
00:23:22What a jerk, huh?
00:23:24You fooled me.
00:23:24What can I say?
00:23:26Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:30Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:32Oh, come on.
00:23:33You know, we were just looking out for you.
00:23:36Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:38You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:40Soon.
00:23:41Do you think that you could help him get us out of the door?
00:23:44A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room would open doors.
00:23:50We are family, aren't we?
00:23:52Family takes care of each other.
00:23:55If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else's.
00:23:59Abby Gail, come on.
00:24:01Talk to her for us.
00:24:03Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07I think we need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:09My daughter is just far too busy in her best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:16Come on, guys.
00:24:17Let's go in.
00:24:17Welcome to the family.
00:24:22Welcome.
00:24:27This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:29You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:33My fault.
00:24:34You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will you?
00:24:38Oh!
00:24:48Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:50And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:52And how old are you?
00:24:53I told you.
00:24:53I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:56I have a friend in high places.
00:24:58A friend who just hands you keys to a million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury car?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04It's the season of giving.
00:25:06He knows people.
00:25:07Has connections.
00:25:08He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:11You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:13Yeah, you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:15Oh, my God.
00:25:16Just don't hold your cover.
00:25:19Dad!
00:25:19Mom!
00:25:20Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:24Oh, honey.
00:25:25We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good look.
00:25:31I think they did it, huh?
00:25:35Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:36Oh, she's fine.
00:25:38Well, you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:41And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the street.
00:25:47Great.
00:25:48See you in a bit.
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:52Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:00Relax.
00:26:01It was just a hug.
00:26:04Ugh.
00:26:06We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:09You'll be okay.
00:26:10It's just one week.
00:26:11Only now.
00:26:12Well, there were, but I need to get paid.
00:26:19What are you doing?
00:26:22That's weird.
00:26:23They were so muddy that he just decided to cut him.
00:26:26I don't know.
00:26:26Something just smells off.
00:26:28That's ridiculous.
00:26:30I mean, what do you want to do?
00:26:32They don't promise to do?
00:26:34Oh, that's...
00:26:36Later.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:47Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:49Everything looks amazing and even nice.
00:26:52To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56Welcome.
00:26:58Cheers.
00:26:58Thank you, Smith.
00:27:00Looks great.
00:27:01Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:02I had no idea what you liked, so I just looked up a little bit of everything.
00:27:07But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:12Oh, no.
00:27:13Mom's testing him.
00:27:14She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:16You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:23Ow.
00:27:24Eva, sweetie.
00:27:26Kicking my foot.
00:27:27Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:29Oh, jeez.
00:27:30Oh, jeez.
00:27:32It's okay.
00:27:33Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:27:35I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:50Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:51Did I hear this right?
00:27:52The best kind.
00:27:55Well, of course.
00:27:56It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:58See?
00:27:59Are you happy now?
00:28:00Oh, that's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:03Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:06We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:12But our marriage is real.
00:28:14I guess your mom was just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:18Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:22Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:29Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:33I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:36Well, um, it's...
00:28:39Silly face.
00:28:40Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:42Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:45Silly face.
00:28:46I said, I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:50Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:52You're losers.
00:28:53Oh, that's right.
00:28:55You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:58Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:02And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:04I'm not going to be there.
00:29:06I'm not going to be there.
00:29:08So come on, guys.
00:29:09Let's eat.
00:29:23And this is where Y'all will be staying.
00:29:26I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:29Nice and festive for you.
00:29:31No complications, right?
00:29:33Sorry, honey.
00:29:34Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:29:36I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:38Oh, honey.
00:29:39Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:42Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:44The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:46Something about water conservation.
00:29:48That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5015 minutes?
00:29:53Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:54Just shower together.
00:29:57Shower together?
00:30:01Just shower together.
00:30:03Okay, you guys.
00:30:03Have a good night, okay?
00:30:09You heard it.
00:30:31Oh, I can't take a shower and your clothes on.
00:30:38Come on, we're wasting time at 15 minutes.
00:30:40Nice try.
00:30:41I am not showering with you.
00:30:43All right, suit yourself.
00:30:44Or move from me in there.
00:30:46Not that I meet you here first.
00:31:04Come on, Max.
00:31:06Get out of the way.
00:31:08You agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:10You're the one with the dirty thoughts away.
00:31:12Relax.
00:31:13I won't touch you.
00:31:15Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:19It doesn't cost me to try.
00:31:21Okay.
00:31:29In your dreams.
00:31:33Free to join me.
00:31:54Don't you keep staring at my ass.
00:31:56You're not going to have your shower or water left.
00:31:57You wish.
00:31:59Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:01Straight-o-ball for me.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:06Oh, yeah?
00:32:07Good.
00:32:20Holy shit.
00:32:24I just want to be hard with my daughter.
00:32:29I'll say.
00:32:30What happened to all that cool guy conference?
00:32:33Spelt safety through the room?
00:32:36Maybe.
00:32:38That won't tell.
00:32:49Maybe we should.
00:32:51God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:54Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:57I don't care.
00:33:03Oh, my son.
00:33:05Yes.
00:33:14Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:16What?
00:33:17I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:19It's not you, Max.
00:33:20It's us.
00:33:21It's this.
00:33:21This is all an ass.
00:33:22Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:24You're right.
00:33:28I'm sorry.
00:33:29You just need to be sorry.
00:33:31You just...
00:33:40Earthmark.
00:33:45What is that?
00:33:48It's him.
00:33:49The man from New Year's.
00:33:51Is he...
00:33:52Piper's father?
00:33:56Why are you acting?
00:34:00Oh, my God.
00:34:01Max is Piper's father.
00:34:04Are you okay?
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06I just...
00:34:07I just got my head in.
00:34:10I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:12I'll...
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:18We have a daughter together.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:21What do I do?
00:34:28I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:30You can take the bed.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:36Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:39Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:40I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:43So if there's something you need,
00:34:44I can help.
00:34:46I want to help.
00:34:48He's Piper's father.
00:34:49He has a right to know.
00:34:52Um...
00:34:53Max?
00:34:55How would you feel
00:34:56if you found out
00:34:57you had a kid?
00:35:01A child?
00:35:03No, no, no.
00:35:04That's...
00:35:05That's impossible.
00:35:06I'm...
00:35:07Very...
00:35:07Careful.
00:35:09Mostly.
00:35:11I just mean
00:35:12I'm not the type of guy
00:35:13to sleep around.
00:35:14Family, to me,
00:35:15is a big commitment.
00:35:16And...
00:35:17I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:20Right.
00:35:22You wouldn't want a kid
00:35:23tying him down?
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him
00:35:25about Piper.
00:35:27Why do you ask?
00:35:29No reason.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:31Just curious.
00:35:32No, I...
00:35:33I feel like you're
00:35:34going somewhere with this.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38Well, then...
00:35:39Can I ask you a question?
00:35:42Shoot?
00:35:48Where did you get these?
00:35:49And how did you know
00:35:50my exact size?
00:35:52I didn't get those.
00:35:54I don't know
00:35:54where those came from.
00:35:55Are you sure
00:35:56you're just not trying
00:35:57to break the contract?
00:36:01Oh, my God.
00:36:02Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:13Oh, my God.
00:36:17The truth is...
00:36:19is that I...
00:36:22Come, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:36:24Just a second.
00:36:26Come in.
00:36:28Hey, hon.
00:36:30Oh, sorry for interrupting,
00:36:32but Piper is asking
00:36:34for a bedtime story
00:36:35before I tuck her in.
00:36:36Maybe you could take this one, Dad,
00:36:37or I'm kind of
00:36:38in the middle of something.
00:36:40I can see that.
00:36:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:44I mean, if you don't...
00:36:45if you don't mind.
00:36:46Well, I don't want...
00:36:48You know what?
00:36:48Just put a shirt on.
00:36:50I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:51Piper!
00:36:52Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:56He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:58to his team gave a whistle,
00:37:00and away they all flew,
00:37:01like the down of a thistle.
00:37:03But I heard him exclaim
00:37:05as he drove out of sight,
00:37:07Merry Christmas to all,
00:37:10and to all,
00:37:11a good night.
00:37:15If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:37:17she'd be over the moon.
00:37:19Good night, Piper.
00:37:24Is her dad still around?
00:37:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:37:28because you're her dad.
00:37:31Uh, no.
00:37:32That man has no idea
00:37:34what a treasure
00:37:36he's missing on.
00:37:40Do you really think so?
00:37:42From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:47He deserves to know.
00:37:54Max.
00:37:58You are Piper's father.
00:38:07I'll tell you about the times, right?
00:38:34Where's Piper?
00:38:36She must have snuck off
00:38:37while we were asleep.
00:38:55God, he's such a good kisser.
00:39:05Just going to kiss him around?
00:39:08Is all my work.
00:39:12Yeah, this.
00:39:15I remember this.
00:39:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:29How was your stay at Chateau-Smith?
00:39:33Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:34It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:36It was wonderful.
00:39:37Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:41Oh, no.
00:39:42What is that?
00:39:43Sardines and Saltines.
00:39:45It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:47It was my grand-grands favorite
00:39:48during wartime.
00:39:50Don't be shy.
00:39:51Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:54Max, you don't have to.
00:39:55No, no.
00:39:56It's okay.
00:39:56It's a Smith family staple.
00:40:00It's over there.
00:40:18Good?
00:40:19Good?
00:40:22Good?
00:40:24Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:25You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:29Can I, um, glass of water, please?
00:40:32That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:36What's the deal with that?
00:40:37Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:40Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:40:44Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:50Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:55Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:41:09Wait, that earring.
00:41:12Wait, that earring.
00:41:14You like it?
00:41:15I was so bummed when I lost the match you won years ago.
00:41:18Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:20I don't really remember the details, but luckily, I was able to find a new parent.
00:41:27Right.
00:41:28That's just a common earring.
00:41:30Anyone can have it.
00:41:31Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:33She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:37So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:42But Mary said that Ava got married.
00:41:44Look, what kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:49An aging single mom.
00:41:51Slim pickings.
00:41:53I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:55That explains it.
00:41:57She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:59Come on, please, Miranda.
00:42:01Come on.
00:42:02Ava is your niece.
00:42:03Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:42:05Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:42:09Her track record speaks for itself.
00:42:11Exactly.
00:42:12Not like my Sierra.
00:42:13Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:42:18Oh!
00:42:20They're here!
00:42:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:28Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:29Merry Christmas.
00:42:31You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:33I am.
00:42:34I'm Eva's husband.
00:42:36Max, pleasure to meet you.
00:42:37Welcome.
00:42:38You're Eva's husband.
00:42:41But you're gorgeous.
00:42:44But, is it Miss Hugh?
00:42:47Look at you two.
00:42:48You look like you just sat down in the movie.
00:42:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:52Merry Christmas.
00:42:53This is for Max and I.
00:42:55Oh, my goodness.
00:42:56I'm glad you need that.
00:42:57Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:43:00Oops.
00:43:01Oh, my bad.
00:43:02Oh, a homemade gift.
00:43:04How thrifty.
00:43:06Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:43:09Mommy's right.
00:43:10You need all the hats.
00:43:11You little.
00:43:14You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:43:17We will lose yours.
00:43:19Oh!
00:43:20You think you broke my wrist?
00:43:22Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:24My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:27He could ruin your butt.
00:43:42Hi, are you okay?
00:43:44I'm fine.
00:43:44I'm just a light on you.
00:43:46It's okay.
00:43:47It's okay.
00:43:49What are you...
00:43:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband?
00:43:55Did you just slap me?
00:43:57Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:59You're a fucking psycho.
00:44:01You know what, Sierra?
00:44:01I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:44:07Her family.
00:44:08She needs me.
00:44:14You're okay, honey.
00:44:15Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:18Do something.
00:44:19You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:21I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:44:24Oh, wow.
00:44:25I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:30Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:33Let's call him.
00:44:34I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:38Please.
00:44:38Who do you think you are?
00:44:41Enough!
00:44:43There will be no argument during Christmas.
00:44:46Fine, Dad.
00:44:48Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:50They're just jealous.
00:44:53For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:55I think you, Nathan, a thank you.
00:44:59I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:45:03Do you want me to get the other key?
00:45:04All right, that's enough.
00:45:06Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:29Is this a joke?
00:45:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:33Hold it.
00:45:34You said you can eat anything else.
00:45:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:55And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:57It's just petty.
00:45:58Maybe so.
00:46:00Maybe so.
00:46:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:04Fine.
00:46:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:08Come on, let's go.
00:46:09No, no.
00:46:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:17I know, dear.
00:46:17I just want to have our family together.
00:46:20Fine.
00:46:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:24Our strays are a bitch.
00:46:25What was that?
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:32Fine.
00:46:33We'll stay.
00:46:35Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:38We'll get something right after.
00:46:40Like drive-thru?
00:46:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:50No, sir.
00:46:51Ow.
00:46:52See you, okay?
00:46:54That's fine.
00:46:55You hit my child.
00:46:56You're fucking crazy.
00:46:58Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:05Don't worry, baby.
00:47:07I'll handle it.
00:47:09Don't worry, baby.
00:47:11I'll handle it.
00:47:16I...
00:47:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:24Give me two minutes.
00:47:25I want a phone call.
00:47:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:30Actually, I do.
00:47:32He's such a liar.
00:47:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:36Oh, it will be.
00:47:39Sam!
00:47:40Yeah, send the troops.
00:47:42And bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:44I'm already on my way.
00:47:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:52I'm already on my way.
00:47:55You hear this guy?
00:47:56He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:47:59From Antarctica.
00:48:01Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:04His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:06Well, thanks.
00:48:08Thanks.
00:48:08Why do I keep...
00:48:09Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:10Santa's already on the swing.
00:48:13Actually...
00:48:13Five...
00:48:15Four...
00:48:17Three...
00:48:18Two...
00:48:19One...
00:48:20One...
00:48:22One...
00:48:23One...
00:48:23One...
00:48:24One...
00:48:28One...
00:48:29One...
00:48:30One...
00:48:31One...
00:48:31One...
00:48:31One...
00:48:32One...
00:48:35One...
00:48:36One...
00:48:37One...
00:48:41One...
00:48:48One...
00:48:50I actually know the truth.
00:48:53I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:56You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:59Mm-hmm.
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:04You can stop kidding around.
00:49:07You're the CEO.
00:49:08Why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:11I actually am the CEO.
00:49:13Come on.
00:49:13You can stop the charade.
00:49:15Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:49:18Eva?
00:49:18I'm not pretending.
00:49:21Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:49:35How is this possible?
00:49:37This loser brings an Arctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:43Who are you?
00:49:45I told you.
00:49:46Eva's husband.
00:49:48That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:51Wait.
00:49:51No.
00:49:52Hold on.
00:49:54You're the actual CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:59You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:01Hmm.
00:50:01Some of the small ones.
00:50:04I mean, you know that.
00:50:06You work for me.
00:50:07Oh, God.
00:50:08I insulted my own boss.
00:50:10I'm finished.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:17I insulted my own boss.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:20I didn't think Max would commit this hard, pretending that he's CEO is a hell of a move worth every
00:50:26penny I'm paying him.
00:50:27For tonight, you're she sits.
00:50:30And with that, you're Karina.
00:50:33You're fired.
00:50:34Fired?
00:50:35Sam?
00:50:39You're fired?
00:50:41God.
00:50:41I can't be fired.
00:50:44What?
00:50:46Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:47You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:49Please.
00:50:50Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:50:52Guys, I got the trash.
00:51:00And you.
00:51:01Oh, me?
00:51:03Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:05That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:06A family tradition.
00:51:08Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:11Sam?
00:51:16Will you do me the honors?
00:51:19Gladly.
00:51:23Merry Christmas.
00:51:28Father, do something.
00:51:30Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:32I'm lazy.
00:51:34Hmm.
00:51:35I'm getting her favorite.
00:51:42Come on, sweetie.
00:51:43Daddy, I have a crab line just for you.
00:51:46Eat as much as you want.
00:51:47Yes.
00:51:48Ready?
00:51:52I'm so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:54I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:56Honestly?
00:51:58This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:00Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:02Just like this.
00:52:04Does he really mean that?
00:52:06Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:08I can't tell.
00:52:09And that terrifies me.
00:52:16Merry Christmas, Ms. Harrison.
00:52:17I brought you a gift.
00:52:18Here's the fraternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:26Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:30Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:33Tell me everything.
00:52:34Miss Elizabeth, single mother, small-town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works for me, too.
00:52:40Oh, but...
00:52:40Oh, Maximus.
00:52:41I thought I raised you better.
00:52:44A high school dropout?
00:52:46In the Harrison family?
00:52:49Not a chance.
00:52:53She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:57Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:58Silence.
00:52:59Get me the address where she works.
00:53:01It's Happy Hills on Broadway.
00:53:03That's nice.
00:53:04We own that one.
00:53:06Good work.
00:53:08I think that's a stupid hat.
00:53:20Thanks.
00:53:20Thanks.
00:53:20So your dad insisted that I try this one.
00:53:23He's been saving for 20 years.
00:53:27Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:29Yeah, how about you?
00:53:34Me?
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:37Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:42Eva.
00:53:54That birthmark.
00:53:55Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:02Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:04So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:08No feelings, no complications.
00:54:10That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:11Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:14Max.
00:54:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:18It's cold.
00:54:20Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:23Max.
00:54:26I need to tell you something.
00:54:30Something important.
00:54:31What's gotten into her?
00:54:33Is she hiding something?
00:54:35It's just the part where you tell me there's no Santa.
00:54:38I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:44Hyper is...
00:54:47Hyper is...
00:54:48Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:51Sweetie.
00:54:52Oh, my gosh.
00:54:53Oh, my gosh.
00:54:53That's so weird.
00:54:54Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:54:57Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:58Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:02Come on, baby.
00:55:06Okay, let me see.
00:55:11I promise I won't let anybody hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:15But that's not true.
00:55:16You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:21Daddy!
00:55:22No!
00:55:23What?
00:55:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:35Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:41Really?
00:55:41Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:42Daddy, do you think it will scar?
00:55:50Hmm.
00:55:52I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:54Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:56I have one, too.
00:55:59Dad, I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:02Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:05Really?
00:56:05No way.
00:56:07No.
00:56:07It was actually a cactus.
00:56:09But it's still cool.
00:56:12I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:18Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:20My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:28And how old are you?
00:56:29Six.
00:56:31Six?
00:56:31That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:34Okay, I found the first date kit.
00:56:36Elar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:41What do I even say?
00:56:43And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:45Sorry, honey.
00:56:46This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:50Um, yeah.
00:56:54Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:56Yeah.
00:57:01Okay, look.
00:57:06Piper is...
00:57:11Go on.
00:57:18There must be an emergency.
00:57:21Excuse me.
00:57:22Sorry.
00:57:23I'm sorry.
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:30Wait, are you okay?
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:34Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:37I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:42Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:45I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:48She's a high school dropout.
00:57:50Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:53She's only fit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:57Max.
00:57:57That man has no idea what the treasure...
00:58:02He's missing out.
00:58:06I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:07You can't help Piper's your daughter.
00:58:09Your mother would take her away.
00:58:11After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:15Eva?
00:58:17Maximus?
00:58:18Are you even listening to me?
00:58:20No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:21I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:23Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:58:25I'm not leaving her.
00:58:28Eva?
00:58:32Oh, my gosh.
00:58:35See?
00:58:35Here I go.
00:58:39Oh, I'm grateful.
00:58:40This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:46Oh, wow.
00:58:48That's so beautiful.
00:58:51Derek, this is from Eva.
00:58:54Oh, you're so welcome.
00:58:56Just a pleasure.
00:59:05Grandpa, language so hears.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Hey, Grandma, what's the song that we sing?
00:59:19Hey, Grandma.
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer with a ass.
00:59:24Welcome home from our house.
00:59:25Christmas Eve.
00:59:30Have you ever told me?
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:42She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
01:00:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:03Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:04They're very common.
01:00:06They feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
01:00:09No matter how I feel about him.
01:00:13Maybe.
01:00:16Are you okay?
01:00:19Well, the clogs is a bad idea.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:24I'm fine.
01:00:26Um.
01:00:28Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:31Yeah, she is.
01:00:33You got me a gift, too?
01:00:35Kiss the season.
01:00:37Okay.
01:00:51Close.
01:00:53Did you make these?
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:56I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
01:01:00You've already done so much for me.
01:01:01I just want to do a little something for you.
01:01:05How did I feel?
01:01:07Warm, right?
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:10Warm.
01:01:12Soft.
01:01:16Perfect.
01:01:20Thank you, Eva.
01:01:22I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:26Really?
01:01:28Yeah, my mom.
01:01:29She partied all the time.
01:01:31And I got gifts.
01:01:33Plenty of them, but...
01:01:35I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:39Nothing personal.
01:01:41You deserve it.
01:01:43You're a good guy.
01:01:45And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases.
01:01:53What if that day's today?
01:01:57What if Hardy found someone special?
01:02:02Right here.
01:02:08Right here.
01:02:11I don't know.
01:02:16My God.
01:02:29We can't...
01:02:31If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:47No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:05How are you?
01:03:21Piper!
01:03:31Piper?
01:03:38Piper?
01:03:52Piper?
01:03:56Piper?
01:03:57Grandma, I'm up here.
01:04:11That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15We would have gotten on naughty list.
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:29You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36Let me give it to you.
01:04:52Let me give it to you.
01:05:03All right.
01:05:11I need to talk with you.
01:05:15What are you talking with?
01:05:21hello? hello Eva Smith I'm Max's mother name your price what would it take for you to leave my son
01:05:29alone what we both know my son is way out of your league take the money leave my granddaughter with
01:05:37us and go my son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child Piper is my
01:05:44daughter
01:05:45and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you keep your money
01:05:49and I'll leave on my own but I am not handing Piper over to you
01:05:55that's my beautiful wife
01:06:01you okay?
01:06:06we made it to Christmas
01:06:10so I think it's best to leave our separate ways
01:06:13what are you talking about?
01:06:16it's over
01:06:16it's not that hard to understand
01:06:22Eva wait
01:06:26so last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:33Max
01:06:34it's not real
01:06:35none of it was real
01:06:37so
01:06:38this is just a goodbye
01:06:42didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:06:45look
01:06:47last night
01:06:50I let my card down
01:06:51but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper
01:06:54and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:06:57just tell me what you need
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:07:02a good father
01:07:04just say the word
01:07:11you don't get it
01:07:13you don't get it
01:07:16you don't get it
01:07:21I think it's time back for I go back to you
01:07:28I won't give up on us
01:07:46are we here?
01:07:48yes
01:07:49as much as I don't want us to be
01:07:52we're back
01:07:56Piper
01:07:56sweetie
01:07:57make up
01:07:57um
01:08:03how could she just walk away?
01:08:12don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:08:14it's part of the agreement too
01:08:16can I just
01:08:17pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:20you promise
01:08:21Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:08:23can you do this for me please?
01:08:27alright fine
01:08:29when?
01:08:31two days
01:08:32I'll come pick you up
01:08:33don't need
01:08:35just
01:08:35send me the address and I'll meet you there
01:08:42I know you and mommy
01:08:45but she still really likes you
01:08:47so don't give up
01:08:48okay daddy
01:08:50thank you
01:08:51if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:08:53I always fight for the ones I love
01:09:16he was meeting my mother today
01:09:18time to finally throw her the truth
01:09:21boss
01:09:23boss
01:09:27lady and gentleman
01:09:28I am so sorry
01:09:30I need to go and back my family
01:09:32family?
01:09:33boss you okay?
01:09:35never better
01:09:38go get her Max
01:09:43you got your best smile
01:09:45ah there he is
01:09:47Maximus darling
01:09:49I have some prospects for you
01:09:52nice high society girls from the city
01:09:58oh
01:10:00I told you
01:10:01I already found the woman I love
01:10:09Maximus
01:10:10stop this
01:10:11that evil woman is skinny
01:10:14you son
01:10:15tell me what kind of woman you want
01:10:17and I'll find you another
01:10:19you are heir
01:10:20to the Harrison dynasty
01:10:22no I'm not
01:10:25oh
01:10:26I work in waste management
01:10:28and I'm a secret crime boss
01:10:30I'm Eva's husband
01:10:31and I'm a father
01:10:35what?
01:10:50that's her
01:10:51the woman who got my son
01:10:53head over heels
01:10:56hi
01:10:56welcome in
01:10:57can I help you find something?
01:10:59I want to try those
01:11:04awesome
01:11:04will I get them for you right away?
01:11:07are you?
01:11:08sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:13no
01:11:14no
01:11:14no
01:11:14I know what I want
01:11:16size 7
01:11:19oh
01:11:19baby can't even walk
01:11:21but she wants $3,000 heels
01:11:22come on
01:11:24she wants the white shoes
01:11:30ignore her
01:11:31she's just going to be over the holidays
01:11:33here
01:11:34let me help you
01:11:34come on
01:11:39she
01:11:40seems kind
01:11:46I shouldn't be that impressed
01:11:48she's just doing her job
01:11:52how do you feel?
01:11:53well I love the style
01:11:55but it's too small
01:11:56I think I need a size up
01:11:59maybe my feet are still growing
01:12:04right away
01:12:05I'll be right back
01:12:06she's not only kind
01:12:08she's patient
01:12:09was I wrong about her?
01:12:26are you
01:12:27only here
01:12:28back with?
01:12:30well who gives a shit
01:12:32she can't walk
01:12:35that's just
01:12:37very
01:12:38evil
01:12:40oh come on
01:12:42St. Eva
01:12:43she's in a wheelchair
01:12:45who cares?
01:12:46it's the last pair
01:12:47I
01:12:48get paid commission
01:12:54I am not
01:12:55giving that
01:12:56Vanessa
01:12:58see
01:12:58this
01:13:00is your whole problem
01:13:02this
01:13:03is why you'll always
01:13:05be broke
01:13:05I don't care
01:13:07if she can walk
01:13:08or not
01:13:09I'm not
01:13:10Sonny
01:13:10her joke
01:13:12she has to deal
01:13:13with people like this
01:13:14people who insult
01:13:16her all day
01:13:18I'm
01:13:19your manager
01:13:23sell the old
01:13:24bitty the shoes
01:13:25or you're fired
01:13:32did I stutter
01:13:38you don't have to fire me
01:13:42I quit
01:13:48I don't work here anymore
01:13:51listen
01:13:51don't buy the shoes
01:13:54they're broken
01:13:55spend your heart and money
01:13:56you're a good person
01:13:58after all
01:14:00looks like I misjudged you
01:14:03I'm sorry
01:14:06why are you still here
01:14:07Eva
01:14:08get out
01:14:15you're not disabled
01:14:16selling broken heels
01:14:18to someone you thought
01:14:19was handicapped
01:14:21absolutely shameful
01:14:23who are you
01:14:24I am the chairwoman
01:14:26of the Harrison group
01:14:29and the owner of this store
01:14:32you're Eleanor Harrison
01:14:33mother of the CEO
01:14:35I am
01:14:36and you my dear
01:14:38are fired
01:14:40what did I do?
01:14:44you are a good person
01:14:47from now on
01:14:48this store is yours to run
01:14:53are you serious?
01:14:56that's right
01:14:58don't be nervous
01:15:00child
01:15:00you are professional
01:15:03responsible
01:15:04far better than that
01:15:06two-bit manager
01:15:10you
01:15:11out
01:15:12I'll leave
01:15:16I'm leaving
01:15:19I
01:15:20I
01:15:21feel like
01:15:22I'm dreaming
01:15:23no
01:15:24don't worry
01:15:25you're getting a promotion
01:15:27you deserve it
01:15:29my dear
01:15:31thank you
01:15:32first assignment
01:15:35I want that row
01:15:36and that row
01:15:38and the entire display case
01:15:41pack it all up
01:15:42and bring it to my house
01:15:45okay
01:15:48once we're home
01:15:49I'll tell her
01:15:50I'm her mother-in-law
01:15:51I can't wait
01:15:53to finally meet
01:15:53my granddaughter
01:16:01she's the mother of CEO
01:16:03of course she lives like this
01:16:15Mrs. Harrison
01:16:16I'm here with your delivery
01:16:21wax?
01:16:22yeah
01:16:24what are you doing here?
01:16:26I uh
01:16:27there you are
01:16:28Eva
01:16:30wonderful
01:16:31we can finally meet each other properly
01:16:33my new
01:16:34daughter-in-law
01:16:36wait
01:16:37it means you really are
01:16:42the CEO of Harrison
01:16:45well I tried to tell you but
01:16:47stop
01:16:49and you
01:16:50you lied to me
01:16:52at the store
01:16:53you were both
01:16:54just testing me?
01:16:55is this some sick game
01:16:57rich people fight?
01:16:58I'm sorry Eva
01:16:59I thought you might be
01:17:00using my son
01:17:01just after his money
01:17:03but I was wrong
01:17:04Eva please
01:17:05I don't deserve
01:17:06to be treated like this
01:17:07and every working class girl
01:17:09is after your money
01:17:11but you get that at me
01:17:12it's not like that dear
01:17:15Eva what are you talking about?
01:17:18mom
01:17:18what did you do?
01:17:20I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:17:23we're not together
01:17:25and I can't love something that was never real
01:17:31I'll give you a horrible mistake
01:17:34what are you waiting for son?
01:17:36bless her
01:17:41Eva
01:17:41let me go
01:17:43I swear it's not what you think
01:17:44but we come from two completely different worlds
01:17:47stop pretending like you care
01:17:48I'm not pretending
01:17:49okay I can't fake what we have
01:17:51in everything I've done for you
01:17:53and Piper
01:17:54this is real
01:17:59touch my wife again
01:18:01and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:18:03Max the king
01:18:05God you were trying to fucking insane
01:18:10I'll do whatever it takes
01:18:11to be a good husband
01:18:12a good father
01:18:13just say the word
01:18:18see?
01:18:20stop fighting
01:18:24we belong together
01:18:26you're wrong
01:18:28wrong about what?
01:18:30that you care?
01:18:32or we belong together?
01:18:33look I already told you
01:18:35we're from two completely different worlds
01:18:37now I held up my end of the deal
01:18:39and I met your mother
01:18:40like we discussed
01:18:41I want to fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:18:47Eva
01:18:50Eva
01:18:53I'm sorry Maximus
01:18:54walking away
01:18:55is the only choice I have
01:19:04help
01:19:06are you okay mommy?
01:19:08yes really I'm fine
01:19:19no you're not fine
01:19:20you're sad
01:19:23I'm okay sweetie
01:19:27I miss daddy too
01:19:32I want Max to be my real daddy
01:19:37don't you want to be with him?
01:19:40look
01:19:42you're right
01:19:44what am I doing?
01:19:45running like a coward?
01:19:48I always thought you to be brave
01:19:51now it's time for mommy
01:19:52to be brave too
01:19:54I believe in you
01:19:56what are you gonna do mommy?
01:19:58I know exactly what to say
01:20:03Maximus deserves to know
01:20:05Piper is his daughter
01:20:13enough sulking
01:20:14go get your wife
01:20:16and my grandbaby back
01:20:18don't you think I want to?
01:20:21she doesn't want me
01:20:23I didn't raise you to give up
01:20:25your daughter is still out there
01:20:26you can't abandon her
01:20:28mom you don't get it
01:20:29I made a deal with Eva
01:20:31to play my wife
01:20:33and Piper
01:20:34she was
01:20:35an added bonus
01:20:37what are you talking about?
01:20:39I already ran a DNA test
01:20:42Piper is your daughter
01:20:44what?
01:20:46see for yourself
01:20:53that's right
01:20:54seven years ago
01:20:56seven years
01:20:57that woman is evil
01:21:06Eva
01:21:07Eva
01:21:10hey
01:21:12daddy
01:21:14daddy
01:21:16Piper
01:21:17I miss you so much
01:21:21you came back
01:21:30I
01:21:34don't forget to be brave mommy
01:21:42I
01:21:43I
01:21:44I
01:21:45I'm scared
01:21:46but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:21:49because what we have is real
01:21:50and it's worth fighting for
01:21:53sweetheart
01:21:54I have
01:21:55something to tell you
01:21:57I have something to tell you too
01:22:01I
01:22:02I
01:22:02I
01:22:02I
01:22:02I
01:22:02I
01:22:02I
01:22:03I
01:22:06I
01:22:06I
01:22:07I
01:22:07I
01:22:07I
01:22:08I
01:22:19I
01:22:20I
01:22:35Just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:22:36I love you, Eva.
01:22:40I love you, too.
01:22:42I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:47As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:23:01Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:03For real this time?
01:23:05Yeah, yes.
01:23:07Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:23:14Hi.
01:23:21Looks like your stuff would be the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:29I won't have it any other way.
01:23:35What's that?
01:23:38Eva!
01:23:41Take me back!
01:23:44Oh, my God, I was sure you died!
01:23:46Ah!
01:23:49Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:52Again.
01:23:55No?
01:23:56Not like?
01:23:59Look.
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