00:00Hi guys, today we're going to have a look at a PC Engine game known as a Moto Roader.
00:08Nice little intro there, I'm a fan of that straight away.
00:12Push, wall button.
00:15Hey, he's not wasting time on that.
00:18A girl in a school uniform, why does that not surprise me on a Japanese game?
00:24Whoa, that's pretty nifty looking.
00:30Err, I'm not controlling that by the way, it's just flying a little bit so...
00:38Okay...
00:39That's enough.
00:45Parts, tyre, didn't tell me how much it costs.
00:48Engine, we always want to buy an engine.
00:54I can't buy that one. Oh, I bought that one it seems.
00:58I don't know.
01:007,250, I've spent all my money.
01:03Turbos.
01:05Oh, bloody hell.
01:07Run turbo, cancel.
01:09Special...
01:10Gas tank.
01:11There we go.
01:16Let's see what it's like.
01:192,1...
01:20Oof.
01:24Oh, it's button two for accelerate, which is a bit weird.
01:30Whoa, whoa, what the hell?
01:35What the frig?
01:40Oh.
01:45What is going on?
01:51Am I even controlling that?
02:00It ain't letting me turn properly.
02:02Bloody hell.
02:05I suspect I shouldn't have spent, er, spent all that money on the, er, engine there.
02:12Let's try again.
02:14Christ almighty.
02:16Maybe that's the entire game.
02:22Alright, let's jump back here and push one button.
02:25Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
02:30Right, let's see what I have to do now.
02:33I don't give a...
02:34Oh, that's it.
02:34Run button skips it.
02:36Tire, body, brake, handle.
02:38Oh, we want that.
02:43A1.
02:46Engine.
02:47We're not going to bother with the engine this time.
02:50Body.
02:53We're going to want to change the body because it's just standard tyres.
02:57Radial plus one.
03:00Turbo engine.
03:03See what went off?
03:05That's why.
03:09Body.
03:15A2.
03:18Gas tank turner.
03:20Warp, a grenade, a bomber.
03:22I don't know what any of this rubbish is.
03:25Turner, that sounds like steering wheels.
03:29Right, now come on.
03:37Right, I'm off now.
03:39Hey, that's it.
03:41I can...
03:41I'm driving.
03:49Oh my God, that is weird.
03:53Oh.
03:56It's...
03:57It's responsive to the way the track's going, I think.
04:01Oh.
04:03Christ almighty.
04:04This is awful.
04:11Oh, that's it.
04:12Oh my God.
04:24The controls, every time you go onto a different part of the track, the controls change like a circle.
04:31Right, so your left goes left there.
04:33But I get onto a year.
04:37And pressing left sends it the other way.
04:42This is stupid.
04:44Now pressing down does it.
04:48Oh my God.
04:53Oh, you see, you didn't see reaction areas to turn right.
04:58Oh.
04:59Mess up now.
05:01Oh my God, that is dreadful.
05:04What an awful control scheme.
05:06And there was nothing on the main menu options to change.
05:10See, look at that.
05:12Nothing.
05:12Absolutely nothing.
05:19Let's see if there's anything else we can add to this.
05:25Handle.
05:25Spend all the money on the handle.
05:28A1.
05:32There we go.
05:34See what that does.
05:35Probably nothing.
05:38Two.
05:39One.
05:40Go.
05:44Yep.
05:45There's even less than I expected.
05:47Whoa.
05:48I mean, look.
05:48The camera goes faster than the bloody car.
05:51What's that all about?
05:52And I've got a 2,400cc engine here.
05:57Oh my God.
05:59Right, that's it.
05:59I'm giving up.
06:00This game is rubbish.
06:04Jesus.
06:05Crying out loud.
06:07And now they're all throwing bloody weapons.
06:08I've got nothing.
06:12This is a bad idea.
06:13It's made worse.
06:15You'd expect this to control like micromachines.
06:18Like when you went around the corners.
06:19You don't want the controls to change.
06:21Especially if you're going fast and you need to concentrate.
06:24Look at the hell.
06:25Look.
06:26I'm doing it again.
06:27I'm going off.
06:27I'm going off.
06:29I'm going off.
06:30Stupid game.
06:30Right.
06:30I'm going today there, guys.
06:32Sorry, but that's it.
06:33As always, thanks for watching.
06:35And I will do my best to close another video soon.
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