00:01Morning guys, I just thought I'd show you this PC Engine game this morning. It's a game made by a
00:07company called Games Express, which actually released a lot of games for the PC Engine with erotic content in it.
00:14They're all unlicensed, but I'll just show you the case on that first. So, that's the cover, and obviously at
00:23the back there, you get the idea of what to expect from it. Through the manual itself, there's nothing really
00:31very interesting. It's just basically character moves and that type of thing. But anyway, there's one character in particular I
00:38really want to show you because it's just fucking hilarious.
01:08That move just cracks me up.
01:12She whips out her bosoms and then tries to batter you to death with her. I just think it's brilliant.
01:20I've never seen anything like that on a game before in my life.
01:27And then when she does a jumping attack as well.
01:47It's actually a pig of a game to play.
01:49Well, this is what you get rewarded with at the end of each stage.
01:53Now, I can only show you this bit because it doesn't show any full nudity, but if you actually beat
02:01the character in both rounds, then you get a full frontal nudity.
02:04Obviously, I can't really put that on YouTube, but you get rewarded with this really shit, cheesy, digitised picture of
02:17a tart.
02:18That's great.
02:23So, anyway, if you do switch difficulty level right down to easy, I can talk a little bit more about
02:30the game, actually.
02:31Because you don't get the erotic, I suppose if you can call them that, images between the rounds.
02:46We'll try a different character as well.
02:55But, yeah, anyway, it is a pig of a game to play, though.
02:58The controls are awful.
03:00They are incredibly unresponsive.
03:03Very, very slow.
03:05And, I mean, the conclusion detection is way off.
03:11Graphically, I don't think it's that bad.
03:13I mean, considering it's on the PC engine, the sprites are nice and big and bold.
03:17And you've got quite nice backgrounds in it as well.
03:19The animation is a little bit blocky and sketchy.
03:22But, overall, gameplay is rough.
03:33Wow.
03:48Yeah, as you can see, you go straight into the next round.
03:50It means you don't get a little erotic image from you.
03:53There are a few other games, obviously, as I mentioned earlier, that Game Express done.
03:59There's another one I've got as well called Lady Sword, which is a kind of, I suppose, a, I don't
04:08know, an RPG kind of, you know, dungeon-style thing where you wander through dungeon-killing monsters and stuff.
04:15You get the occasional seven-head, it comes up to you.
04:17And, same sort of thing, halfway through the game, you get greeted with a semi-naked lady and, right at
04:23the end, a naked lady.
04:29I suppose, with these things, really, they are a curiosity more than anything.
04:38Yeah, so don't expect any real, kind of, greatness from gameplay.
04:55I...
04:58I...
05:15So, anyway, guys, I think you get the idea, anyway.
05:17It's a pretty piss-poor game as far as controls-wise, but it's fairly good to look at.
05:23And some of it is really quite hilarious.
05:27But, er, it's one for the novelty, really, only.
05:30Okay, let's...
05:31So, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
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