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00:00Ow, ow, ow!
00:08Resident Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every other face in
00:13our database.
00:15Diabolical.
00:16Okay, not bad cop, meet me in my office in 23 seconds. Ciao!
00:20Coffee sales are through the room, sir.
00:22Let's rebuild that room to be even higher.
00:25Room seat, we're gonna, sir, can you approve this poster for Typo Tuesday?
00:28Perfect.
00:29Woo! We love everyone in this room.
00:31We love you, sir.
00:32Hey, guys. Great job on the radio station.
00:33Thank you, sir. We love listening to this song over and over again.
00:36Keep it up, guys.
00:37Honey.
00:38Where am I?
00:42Hilarious. That never gets old.
00:44It does not.
00:45That cop is waiting for you.
00:47Wonderful.
00:48Fantastic.
00:49Would you cancel by 2 o'clock?
00:51This next meeting could run over.
00:53Deadly.
01:01Activate helmet.
01:04Flight sequence.
01:05Frame testing.
01:07Engage dramatic entrance.
01:09Mad clock.
01:10More business.
01:11I know the special got away.
01:12But don't be so serious.
01:15Where's the other guy?
01:16Hey, buddy.
01:18I missed you.
01:18Aw, did you really?
01:20Have I ever shown you my relic collection?
01:21No.
01:22I don't think you have.
01:23Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.
01:25This one is the Cloak of Bandai.
01:27I hear it's super painful to take off.
01:29You want to try it on?
01:29Well, no, but thank you.
01:32You've done some great work over the years together, Mad Cop.
01:35Capturing all those master builders and torturing them and whatnot.
01:39Thank you, sir.
01:40Although, you did let the piece of resistance go.
01:42The one thing that could ruin my plans.
01:44The one thing that I asked you to take care of.
01:47That's super frustrating.
01:48It makes me just want to pick up whoever is standing closest to me.
01:53And just roll through this window.
01:55And out into the infinite abyss of happiness.
02:01I want to do it so bad.
02:04I know you do, sir.
02:05Please, please don't.
02:06And it's not just you, bad cop, that keeps messing up my plans.
02:10People everywhere are always messing with my stuff.
02:13But I have a way to fix that.
02:15A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to.
02:20Permanently.
02:22Behold.
02:23The most powerful weapon of all the relics.
02:28The Cragle!
02:34As you can see, they're loading the Cragle in a big machine upstairs.
02:38I call it the Tentacle Arm Cragle Outside Sprayer.
02:42Or Taco.
02:43The S is silent.
02:44So on Taco Tuesday, we'll spray the Cragle over everyone and everything with a bunch of super scary nozzles.
02:51Like this one.
02:53I'll show you how it works.
02:54Sir, I don't know if this is necessary.
02:56Oh, don't worry.
02:57I won't test it on you.
02:58I'll do it on your parents.
03:00You won't?
03:01What?
03:02My son.
03:03Hi.
03:03Who's a woman in the big city?
03:05Mommy.
03:06Daddy.
03:06What are you doing here?
03:08Okay, Pa.
03:08I just want you to act naturally.
03:10Like you're going about your day.
03:12Gotcha.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Keep your hand up like that.
03:14Ma.
03:14Scoot.
03:15Two steps in to the right.
03:17Pa.
03:17Whenever I talk to Ma, you start to move.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:20Get back to where you were.
03:22Yeah.
03:22Perfect.
03:22That's great.
03:23You can't do anything better.
03:24There's no reason why you should move.
03:25Right.
03:26Now, Ma, your hand on the shoulder.
03:28And your paw, you just moved it.
03:29You just wrecked it.
03:30Uh-huh.
03:31You wrecked it.
03:31Van Gogh, you see what I'm talking about?
03:34All I'm asking for is total perfection.
03:37Send in a micromanager.
03:41Oh, stop it, Max.
03:50Ben, I'll just spray them with tacos.
03:55Oh, Ma, you hurt me.
03:57Oh, hey.
03:57Darling, you can't move my legs.
04:00Does that upset you?
04:01Fat cop?Insurely.
04:03You feel bad for
04:03your parents. Anyone help them,
04:05don't you?
04:05We are okay, so I'm just a little stuck in the hole.
04:09Go ahead.
04:13It's your job.
04:14Of course, sir.
04:16No, I don't want to.
04:17You have to.
04:18I don't want to.
04:19Would you please be quiet?
04:20I can't.
04:20You must.
04:21Shut it.
04:22It's your job.
04:24They can't do it.
04:25They're innocent.
04:26Just as I thought.
04:27Your good cop side's making you soft man-couple.
04:30Robots, bring me the fleece-crested scepter of T-Team
04:33and the police remover of Nihil.
04:35You've already let the special get away once.
04:38Sir, I'm just going to make sure it doesn't happen anymore.
04:41No!
04:41Oh, Mr. Night's Guide!
04:48Oh, son!
04:49On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to craggalize the entire universe
04:53so that everyone will stop messing with my stuff!
04:56Are you going to be with me?
04:58Or are you going to be stuck having a tea party with your mom and dad?
05:02Sorry.
05:04Sorry, Dad.
05:07I have a time to do it.
05:08I have a time to do it.
05:09I have a time to do it.
05:09I have a time to do it.
05:10I have a time to do it.
05:10I have a time to do it.
05:10I have a time to do it.
05:10I have a time to do it.
05:11I have a time to do it.
05:11I have a time to do it.
05:12I have a time to do it.
05:12I have a time to do it.

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