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00:27¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:30¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:31¡Eddie, put your belt on!
00:36We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
00:47Why don't you fucking do it?
00:48Eddie, no.
00:49I didn't do nothing.
00:50It was a stick-up.
00:51Oh, come on.
00:51You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
00:54We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
00:58Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
01:01What was it, Collins?
01:02What was it?
01:02Hey?
01:03Um, we will talk about that later.
01:05Yeah, we will talk about it later.
01:06It was something big, wasn't it?
01:08You are up shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
01:10Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's donger.
01:13And if they so much as find a silver pube of yours, you are going down.
01:19You got me.
01:21I've done it.
01:26I murdered Don Darrell.
01:34How'd you fucking do it?
01:35Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:37You've really stepped it up, shit face.
01:38You're going down.
01:40A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you've made from fucking animal
01:43cruelty to full-blown fucking homicide.
01:45I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
01:48It's going to be soup, meat and a fucking viennetta.
01:50Collins, don't answer that.
01:5140 years of this shit.
01:52You're fucking my dick, mate.
01:54Wait a minute.
01:59Uh, Detective Collins?
02:02Hi, Cole.
02:03We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
02:06Double page spread in a national fucking paper.
02:09Full colour.
02:10The son, DJ Darrell, says.
02:12The cops went after Jason Wade, hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
02:18So there it is, black and fucking white.
02:20It's not black and white, it's a full colour spread.
02:21We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
02:25Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paintbrush?
02:27He called Jason Wade a murderer, right?
02:29You can't unsuck that cock.
02:30What the fuck are you wearing?
02:32Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten and I had running clubs.
02:35Close your legs, mate.
02:35One of your nuts has popped out.
02:36No, no, no.
02:37That's a pocket, sir.
02:38That's a very low-hanging pocket.
02:40No, it's not.
02:42Ah, here we go again.
02:44Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley
02:49hurl shit at us.
02:50Vomit, dingers, filled with jizz.
02:53I mean, Cher here, he thinks we should march with him at pride.
02:56No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that and she said no.
03:00That's unbelievable.
03:01Because you bunch of fucks have been up at Barrick Creek five fucking days
03:04and by all reports, your investigation has changed direction more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
03:10Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently piecing
03:14together a picture.
03:15A picture?
03:16This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
03:19We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Darrell's seagull family keeps squawking to the press.
03:26Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
03:29They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area...
03:33Oh, good!
03:33Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
03:36Really?
03:36Have they?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
03:41So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures,
03:44I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt so fast
03:47that your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus.
03:50Do you understand?
03:51Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
03:52We do understand.
03:53We absolutely understand.
03:55Yes, sir.
03:56Put some fucking pants on Colton before I involve HR.
03:59Yes, sir.
04:01Well, wasn't he delightful?
04:03Proud to serve with him.
04:05Fucking cock.
04:05Taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
04:07It's Kath.
04:08She needs us to pick something up from the cuckertrucker for Ladies Day night.
04:11What the fuck is that?
04:12And Pat's also messaged.
04:14Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to Ipsum lorem.
04:18Okay.
04:19Yep.
04:19All right.
04:19Roger's not a real lawyer.
04:21Eddie.
04:22Eddie.
04:23I'm cutting through next to Nob.
04:25Chasing the fans.
04:26Okay.
04:26Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
04:28Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
04:31It's bread and gruel the cunt.
04:33Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
04:35Yep.
04:36Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
04:38Well, we're not going to let him go.
04:40He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
04:41Okay.
04:42Well, the chainsaw needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
04:44To charge him, we need to build a case.
04:46We have a motive.
04:47Frank found king.
04:48Okay.
04:48And that rat bastard Don took the credit.
04:50So for 40 years, Frank's been farting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally done it.
04:54Okay.
04:54So he's so fact that Frank did it.
04:56But we need a motive that is reasonable, not crock-based.
04:58A crock-based motive is our reason.
04:59Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
05:09Okay, me guys will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw.
05:13Backpack can look into its origins.
05:14We're like an investigative tenurkin.
05:16Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
05:18What?
05:19Mementos?
05:19Why not?
05:21So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
05:24I'll tell you my fondest memory, Leon, right?
05:26Days in fucking ways.
05:27DJ, he's over.
05:29I wasn't recording.
05:30DJ, rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land O'Crocks.
05:33Who?
05:33Who was it?
05:34I don't know who it was.
05:35My dad saw lights in the sky once.
05:38They hovered there and just flew away.
05:43Two days later, he made his leg.
05:46Thanks, Troy.
05:47That's great colour.
05:53Oh, God help us.
05:56Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there?
05:58No, I saw him, Mick.
05:59I don't know where they are.
06:00Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
06:02Hey, you want to come inside?
06:04I just made a copper.
06:05No, no, no.
06:05I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
06:07Like it's snowball.
06:08Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
06:09Oh, I popped my head in.
06:10That was nothing serious, Mick.
06:12They were just chatting to Al about, you know,
06:14why he was at the Dong or with Don on the night he was murdered.
06:18Right, yeah, it was all good.
06:19Al let them know he was out on the river
06:21on the big King Tide cultural business, of course.
06:23So they sent him on his way.
06:25Ma, kick it at me.
06:26Hey, I met young Mav yesterday.
06:28He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
06:30Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat.
06:32The cops put his dad in jail.
06:34I see, he's had a few reigns with the law, too.
06:36Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
06:38You tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother.
06:40They need an advocate president.
06:41Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore.
06:43They're holding someone else now.
06:45Who? Not my mob.
06:46Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
06:49Pat, I need to make a lunch or order.
06:51All right, Frank, just keep it down, mate.
06:53You want a chicken farmer
06:55and a lux-a-church cake from a high-pris-lifunium...
06:58OK, let's get you lot to Uncle Rogers, eh?
07:00No playing kick-to-kick with his artwork this time, please.
07:02How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
07:05All right, you swampy fucks.
07:07This is a lock-in
07:09until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
07:11All right, you're our first squirrels.
07:13Come on, snitch it up.
07:15How'd you take the news about Bushy's gun being found?
07:18Oh, I haven't told her yet.
07:19Hey, clear off, Gregor, Nance.
07:19What dolls?
07:20Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
07:23but then her dad got arrested.
07:24And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
07:27like it is cake-pop week on a baking show.
07:29Did you see this old scrope, this boy here?
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:34He was here on Sunday night.
07:35He left at 11.15 after my set.
07:37I remember him because he got mad at me
07:39because he didn't know Cacklin' Rosie.
07:41What?
07:41I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
07:43Like a jolly witch?
07:45What did she say?
07:46Cacklin' Rosie?
07:47No, shame job!
07:48Neil Diamond!
07:49How the fuck do you not know that song?
07:50Play it now, play it now, play it now, my baby.
07:56Cracklin', Cracklin' Rosie.
07:57Know your history.
07:58Hey, Lynn, where are you going?
07:59Hey, I've got questions for you.
08:01Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
08:03Oh, poor love.
08:04It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
08:06Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
08:07That dog that we had for three weeks?
08:09Yeah, her death was so sudden
08:10and I didn't process it properly
08:12and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
08:13Fissures, like the Mariana Trench.
08:15It's really important to feel your feelings
08:17and do the healing before your ass gets involved.
08:20OK, I'm going to hose out those portaloos
08:22for Linda and Mary's party.
08:23I love you, thanks to you.
08:25Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
08:31Eddie?
08:32Yeah.
08:34OK, Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here
08:37on this scooter at 11.15.
08:39The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30,
08:41so Frank must have arrived at the donger after Al left.
08:44Right, and Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
08:47Yeah, because he bums her power every time he comes to town.
08:50Oof.
08:50Oh, God.
08:52It's Abby.
08:52Bad tracking device.
08:53Hang on, she's saying there's no sign
08:55of the chainsaw at Forensics.
08:57She doesn't think it's there.
08:58What?
08:59You told Luke to travel it to Forensics.
09:01Yes, I did.
09:02I mean, in my head, maybe not with my mouse.
09:06OK, OK, so where is the chainsaw now?
09:08No, I had it, OK, I fucking had it.
09:10I wrapped it up and then I put it, you know.
09:14I don't fucking know, OK?
09:15Frank was calling me a snitch.
09:16Right.
09:16He came at me with a creaky little that
09:17and so I went, ha-choo, like that
09:19and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite
09:21so Frank pulled his dick out and pissed on the sting.
09:23There was a lot going on.
09:24OK, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
09:27I don't know, maybe, yeah, probably.
09:29OK, well, it is our only actual evidence
09:31so we should probably get out there and get that.
09:34OK, well, then we'll get Leo to take this out to the donger
09:37and they can time out the journey,
09:39see if the battery can make six k's.
09:41Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
09:43Fuck.
09:44OK, well, then you can ride this out when we get back then.
09:46No, no.
09:47I never fit on that.
09:48I'll look like a Soviet circus bear.
09:49Protectives, the suspect has a message for you.
09:51No, no.
09:52Do not do it, Moonbird.
09:53Do not tell me that he has changed his confession or some shit.
09:56The suspect has changed his lunch order.
09:58He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick
10:00and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
10:07Luke, what are you doing now?
10:20I need to get the chainsaw from Barra Creek, Diane.
10:22Well, you've been put on desk duty, Zeta.
10:23Yes, I know I have, but why?
10:25Luke, you have been removed from your team
10:26due to a personality clash.
10:28Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
10:30But they don't even know my name.
10:31Well, Toby also showed signs of discomfort with you
10:34as evidenced by his severe constipation.
10:41Can I at least have access to lab three
10:43so I can autopsy Don Daryl's pelvis?
10:45I don't have a swipe card.
10:46Dan Donald is not a priority for us, Miss.
10:47Until the task force needs you,
10:49you can unpack the dishwasher
10:50and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
10:53Thank you.
10:53A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane.
10:55And the chainsaw needs to be tested too
10:57because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him.
11:04I bagged the chainsaw up
11:06and where the fuck did I put it?
11:07Hi, Luke.
11:08How'd you go with the scooter?
11:09Maybe it was where I was drinking.
11:11Hey!
11:11My cake!
11:12Okay.
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:14Ah, here it is.
11:15Collins have found it.
11:16It's over here in front of Superfest's cage.
11:19What a shock.
11:20Yes, we'll come get you.
11:21What the fuck?
11:25Fucking Frank.
11:26Shit stirrer.
11:28Yes, you soon.
11:29Bye.
11:32Eddie.
11:33Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
11:35Yeah, it's just here.
11:37Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca
11:39while we're out here as well.
11:40Might help us with the cause of death.
11:41We've got loads of weapons out here,
11:43a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
11:46He could have stashed that on his scooter
11:48when he went to the pub.
11:48Moon boot done yet?
11:50You should get him to collect up this shit
11:51and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin.
11:54Luke didn't make it to the donger.
11:56The battery died three k's out of town.
11:58So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way,
12:01he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Yeah.
12:07Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:10Exactly.
12:11He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
12:13There's no way he could manage any of this.
12:15I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
12:17He scooted here to his joint and then,
12:20then he went to the donger.
12:22What?
12:23How?
12:23Eddie, by a slingshot?
12:25As the crow flies,
12:26because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras.
12:29Come on, Collins.
12:30We need to be like the crow.
12:31No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
12:34We need to be like the police.
12:35Come on, Collins.
12:36We take the chainsaw to forensics.
12:40Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
12:45Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first big event.
12:47I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys.
12:49It's butterscotch snaps and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
12:53Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
12:55Oh, yeah, great.
12:57Booked a private dining room.
12:58I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
13:00Oh, good.
13:01I mean, yeah, after 40 years of service,
13:03I expect to be a pretty good turnout.
13:05I started in the force when I was 20,
13:08just after I got married.
13:10My husband, he didn't understand this job.
13:12His job is a calling, so we're divorced.
13:16Then he died, apparently.
13:18Right.
13:19Now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
13:28When you said we'd cross the river in your childhood boat,
13:31I wasn't expecting one that you'd build out of classic barrels
13:34and zip ties in the 90s, Eddie.
13:36Shut up.
13:36I'm thinking.
13:37Okay, this is definitely Frank's tingy.
13:39I can tell by the portside piss stain.
13:41So what's happened is he rode it over here
13:43to the Donger side of the river.
13:44Then that old grog bog has dragged it up here.
13:46Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
13:49It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
13:51The boat could get up this high if it was a big fuck-off tide,
13:54and according to Al and his king-tide cultural business,
13:56it was a king-tide on Sunday.
13:59So, all right, Frank's fucking bush-bashed it.
14:02Thank you, thank you.
14:03All the way to Donger's.
14:05Wait.
14:06Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
14:07Our water bottles are still in the car.
14:09Come on, Collins, move your boobs.
14:11The Donger's just on the other side of the DRR.
14:25Oh, she did.
14:28Okay, sis, I'll drive to Perth.
14:30I'm rich now.
14:31I've got a phone.
14:32All right, bye.
14:33Cherry, did you find a phone?
14:35Yeah, I'm here.
14:35It's a flip phone.
14:36I wonder whose car this is.
14:38You reckon we could sell it?
14:39Got to get it running first, bros.
14:40You reckon it's here because aliens picked it up
14:43but it was too heavy so they dropped it again?
14:45Not aliens.
14:46Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
14:49Yeah.
14:50Uncle Roger says there's been bigger swap lights at night.
14:53Aliens beam me things up to their spaceship.
14:55He says it's a government conspiracy.
14:57As if.
14:58Shall I chuck us a clue?
14:59Yep.
15:01And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
15:03Nah, Pat Gabe told us once you cleaned our lost property.
15:09Okay, perfect.
15:11We have no reception.
15:14Come on.
15:15You're a lesbian on a bushwalk.
15:16Just be guided by your gay.
15:18Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
15:19if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
15:21my gay would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit
15:24and my camel bladder.
15:26All right, all right.
15:27Yes, yes.
15:27We should have brought Cass drink bottles.
15:30My piss back there's like pumpkin soup,
15:32but it's all good.
15:33We're in the DRR.
15:34I know this place like the moles on my fucking tits.
15:37Plus, if any grey man try anything,
15:39I've got the reflexes of a liger
15:40and a police-issued gun.
15:42Pew, pew.
15:44Look, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns...
15:47Fuck my dick.
15:48What?
15:49Fruity juice.
15:51I knew it.
15:53Frank walked this track.
15:56It's his signature, Chewie.
15:58Frank has sat here smoking a fag
16:00and chewing on his pineapple coat,
16:01but look, there's another wrapper.
16:04Uh, uh, right?
16:06Frank must have been nervous.
16:07He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
16:09Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
16:11Because no one else eats that.
16:12Tastes like toucan piss.
16:14Come on, Collins.
16:15Come on.
16:17Come on!
16:18The donger's just up here.
16:21Hey, wait, Eddie,
16:22those tropical chewing gum wrappers could be anyone's.
16:24It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank or Don's murder,
16:26so can we just forget about the donger and...
16:29Now, shut your ring.
16:30Okay.
16:31Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
16:34so if Frank started a bit back there on that log,
16:37then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
16:39Eddie!
16:40...somewhere, like, right...
16:44here.
16:46I fucking told you Frank was here.
16:49Bargain.
16:50Gift record.
16:51We got him.
16:53Let's get back to town and charge that rough fucker.
17:02And the river's out of sea and our crocs are the sea,
17:05and that's because my bed...
17:06Hey, Cherry, can you stop playing with that mic, please, Bob?
17:08No, why?
17:09Because it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears.
17:11Hey, Uncle Roger said you might play outside all day,
17:13but I need a new peep from you.
17:15Yep, yep.
17:15So proud, tell you what.
17:17Hey, what'd you get up to?
17:18We found...
17:18A cool tree.
17:19Yep, we played that all day.
17:21You played a cool tree all day?
17:23Okay.
17:24Hey, what's that?
17:25Is it the buffalo?
17:26Is it Bob?
17:28I wish...
17:28Shove over, you two.
17:30No, Clay, meat farted.
17:31I didn't meat fart, that was boss.
17:38Eddie, it's getting dark,
17:40and I don't recognise anything.
17:42I told you, I know my shit.
17:47Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
17:49Yeah, we did.
17:49I was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus.
17:52You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes,
17:55but I reckon I would have remembered
17:57a four-wheel drive in our path.
18:00That's clearly been stolen.
18:02I'm going to write down that VIN number.
18:03It's just VIN.
18:04Just leave it.
18:05It's due diligence.
18:06No, come on, we've got to get you home
18:08before a mozzie bites your moot.
18:09Boat's just down there.
18:10It's not just there, Eddie.
18:12Just there is just more bugs
18:14because we are lost.
18:15No, I have a perfect sense of direction
18:17because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain.
18:20Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet
18:22in your brain.
18:23How do you know?
18:24Because you are not a bloody bird.
18:26You're just pissed I got the result.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29You know what?
18:30What?
18:31I knew we should have turned back
18:32and not pursued your half-cocked plan.
18:34Excuse me, not half-cocked.
18:36But against my better judgment,
18:36I followed you.
18:37And now I am dehydrated.
18:40There are bugs just nibbling at me
18:43like I am a corn cob,
18:44and we are lost.
18:45I got the evidence we needed, didn't I?
18:47Well, that doesn't matter
18:47if we die getting it, Eddie.
18:49Why did you follow me
18:50if I am such a half-a-cock then, hey?
18:52Why?
18:53What's wrong with you?
18:54Well, I've just been a little bit preoccupied
18:55all day, Eddie,
18:56because Bushy's service gun
18:57was found in the river yesterday.
19:03And, OK, yes,
19:04I was waiting to tell you
19:05at a more appropriate time,
19:07but you've actually been a nightmare all day.
19:09Yeah, yeah, great.
19:10Gotcha.
19:10It's half of the after.
19:11OK, you're welcome.
19:15Also, sorry,
19:16I didn't know that Bushy's body
19:17was found around here.
19:18It wasn't.
19:19It was found 200km away,
19:21wrapped up in a net
19:22like a dead man-quality street.
19:23But his gun was here.
19:25So was Bushy in Barrow Creek
19:26when he died?
19:27Oh, mate, what does it matter
19:28where he was,
19:30whether he was here
19:30or fucking straddling
19:31a satellite up in space, OK?
19:33He still topped himself,
19:34so just fucking leave it.
19:38Good, you're not dead.
19:39That makes it easier.
19:40Mickey!
19:41Mickey!
19:59Again, Luke,
20:00we're very sorry
20:01we've thought about you.
20:01I will be taking tomorrow
20:02for personal leave.
20:08To get a load of the weather
20:10today,
20:11it's pretty,
20:14pretty cool.
20:16Have them, um,
20:18mammary
20:19just clouds,
20:21you know,
20:21the ones look like boobs.
20:35Well, Skid,
20:36it's day three
20:37of the Mashnanza
20:38and the $200,000
20:39Golden Barra
20:40is still out there.
20:42That's right, Beefy,
20:42but today is all about
20:44the girls
20:44because it's Ladies' Day.
20:46It certainly is
20:47and, Skid,
20:48apparently there's
20:49a Ladies' Day
20:50night event
20:50at the Barra Creek Pub.
20:51Ah, when's that today?
20:53No, that's tonight.
20:54Well, yeah,
20:54I'm going to avoid that.
20:55Yeah, we'll be
20:55staying off the road.
20:58Topping and tyres
20:59are offering tyre replacement
21:00and wheel alarm.
21:01I can't believe
21:02you were lost yesterday,
21:03sexy,
21:03I didn't even know.
21:04Oh, no,
21:04I wouldn't say
21:05we were lost
21:05because they love.
21:07I would have
21:07combusted if I knew.
21:08Lucky I have my new book,
21:09you know,
21:09from the pub book swap.
21:10It's called
21:11Breathless Falls.
21:12Turns out it's lazy porn
21:13and I ended up
21:13wanking all night.
21:14I'm red raw, darling.
21:15Oh, that's not good.
21:16It's written in 1945
21:17and it's about
21:17these two war wegoes
21:18in a little character
21:19tale station
21:19and they went to
21:20a waterfall
21:20called Breathless Falls
21:21and they came across
21:22this old hut
21:23and they just started
21:23fucking in the hut.
21:25It's a fuck hut, doll.
21:26It's incredible.
21:27I'm in a constant
21:27state of cumming.
21:28I'm in a cum loop, doll.
21:30Okay.
21:31Anyway, I'm done.
21:32Okay.
21:32Have you washed your bits?
21:33Yeah.
21:34Oh, fuckity,
21:35I haven't got our towels.
21:37Can you just wait?
21:39Hi, Joy.
21:39Is there a spare towel?
21:40Hi, Kat.
21:41Hi, Dulce.
21:42Hi, Joy.
21:43Yes, it is.
21:43Thank you.
21:44Nice to see you.
21:45I'm ready to sell
21:46Do you want my towel, Kat?
21:47Oh, no, no.
21:48I'll just trick dry her.
21:51And breaking in
21:52backpacker news,
21:53the task force
21:54have located
21:55some of the girls' belongings
21:56at River Creek Mine
21:57but their four-wheel drive,
21:58a white land cruiser,
21:59has vanished
22:00without a trace.
22:01A white land cruiser,
22:01great.
22:02You call Superintendent
22:03Colt Culkin.
22:04Leave a message.
22:05Colt, it's Dulce.
22:06I think I found
22:06the backpacker's vehicle
22:07so call me back.
22:08Hey.
22:09Hey, Leah, have you seen Eddie?
22:10Uh, no.
22:10I wanted to talk to you
22:11about my interview
22:11with the Darrells.
22:12That's fine,
22:13there's no need to apologise.
22:13Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
22:14Abby.
22:15Oh, hi, ma'am.
22:15I can't autopsy the pelvis
22:17because Diane won't let me
22:18into the lab
22:18because she's a human sphincter
22:19but...
22:20Have you seen the WhatsApp
22:21I created for you, me, and man?
22:23Uh, no, I haven't.
22:24No worries.
22:25Have the task force
22:26found anything at the mine site?
22:27Um, no, so far
22:28they've only found
22:29a bunch of feral pig bones
22:30which are about as connected
22:31to the backpackers
22:32as they sound.
22:33Okay.
22:33How about Astrid
22:34and Ebba's vehicle?
22:35Any sign of that?
22:36No, that's still missing too.
22:38In fact,
22:39the only thing the task force
22:40has found
22:41at the River Creek Mine site
22:42are those random old backpacks
22:43and I've seen photos of them.
22:45They have more
22:46Southern cross flags on them
22:47than an anti-vaxxers bumper bar.
22:49So unless Astrid and Ebba
22:50immediately became
22:51Australian racist
22:52on their holiday...
22:53Then that stuff?
22:54That doesn't belong to them.
22:55They're still out there.
22:56I agree, ma'am.
22:57Whatever happened to them...
22:58Detective...
23:01I went to go and collect
23:02the suspect's breakfast
23:03this morning.
23:04But Detective Redcliffe
23:05already picked up
23:06the suspect's breakfast
23:07on her way to interview him
23:09which made my trip
23:10completely and utterly
23:11redundant.
23:12Sorry, Eddie is
23:13interrogating Frank
23:14without me.
23:15Yes, but she didn't pay
23:16for it, I did.
23:17So I'd like to be
23:18reimbursed a full
23:19$37.50, please.
23:21But Diane said that
23:22it's not my job
23:22to have ideas
23:23it's my job
23:24to put wind aid
23:25in the dishwash.
23:26Stuff it.
23:26Luke?
23:27Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
23:28Stuff her.
23:29You tell Detective Redcliffe
23:30that while she is
23:31interviewing a suspect
23:32without me
23:32I'm off to the DRR
23:34on another lead.
23:35I'll be back in
23:35half an hour.
23:36Abby, I gotta go.
23:37Okay, check the group chat.
23:38Where should your phone
23:39be, miss?
23:42Uh, well...
23:44My phone should be
23:45in my locker, Diane.
23:47Mm-hmm.
23:48But you know what?
23:48Lab equipment should be
23:49sterilised in the autoclave
23:51not stacked in the dishwasher
23:52by you and put on
23:53a 30-minute eco-cycle.
23:55I mean corrosive beakers
23:56covered in fuck-knows-what
23:58next to people's food containers
23:59and reusable straws.
24:01For shame, Diane.
24:02Now imagine what the prof
24:03would think of you
24:04if you heard this
24:05from me.
24:06What do you want, Abigail?
24:08I think you know
24:09what I want, Diane.
24:25How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
24:27What's the thread count of the
24:28sheets in here?
24:29Is he all right?
24:30Huh?
24:30These aren't rice bubbles.
24:32No idea.
24:33These are my rice bubbles.
24:34Ah.
24:35Delicious.
24:38I went back to your place
24:40found your little
24:41brother's green trail
24:42of fruity juice wrappers
24:43all the way to Don's
24:44donger.
24:45You got anything to say
24:46about that?
24:47Nah?
24:48Doesn't matter
24:48because I've fucking
24:49got you, mate.
24:50I've got you.
24:52You loaded up Don
24:53with crock-sucking cowboys
24:54and you row, row,
24:55rowed your boat
24:55over the river.
24:56You bush-bashed
24:57into Don's place,
24:58bumped him off,
24:59hacked him up,
25:00dumped his body
25:00and then you row,
25:01row, rowed.
25:02You bush.
25:09Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
25:11Collins!
25:15Collins!
25:18What's this?
25:18Why are you
25:19speedwalking with me?
25:20I need to talk to you
25:20about my Daryl family interview.
25:22Ah, yeah, well,
25:23you really side-fucked us
25:24with that, Leo,
25:24but apology accepted.
25:25I'm not apologising.
25:26DJ Daryl said that
25:27Don had me saved
25:28in his favourite.
25:28Collins, you in here?
25:29Frank's tinny
25:30is still on the
25:31Donga side of the river.
25:32Someone gave Frank
25:33a lift home.
25:34Do you hear me?
25:35Someone else
25:36was at the Donga.
25:36Frank had an accomplice.
25:38That's why he's not talking.
25:39Someone else is involved.
25:41Ah!
25:42Sorry, Joy.
25:42Ignore that.
25:43That was just a funny joke.
25:44Um, yes, I...
25:45Backpack,
25:46can I just give you
25:46a bit of advice?
25:47Day to day.
25:48Ah, I haven't been
25:49listening to a word
25:50you can say.
25:50I know.
25:51Thanks.
25:52Yeah, probably.
25:53Why not?
25:54Anyway, what were you saying?
25:56The public used
25:57my work message bank
25:58to report crocodile-based
25:59tip-offs.
26:00I went through
26:00the messages
26:00in my first week
26:01on the job
26:01and then I've never
26:02listened to them again
26:03because I don't want to.
26:04I respect that, Leon.
26:05Thanks.
26:06But last night
26:07I found this message
26:08from Don.
26:08He left this
26:09two days before
26:10he was murdered.
26:11Leon, it's Don Darrell.
26:12I've just come into
26:13some very interesting
26:14information
26:15about what's been
26:15going on around here.
26:17It's about the lights
26:17in the sky.
26:18Let's just say
26:19I know...
26:22Is that the duckbust?
26:23Is that the duckbust?
26:25The people behind this
26:26will try and kill me
26:27to keep the truth
26:28from getting out.
26:29The NUA aren't happy.
26:30They've booted me out
26:31but I won't shut up, Leon.
26:33I'm a truth teller.
26:34Meet me Monday.
26:35DJ, turn that
26:36fucking duckbust off!
26:39Obviously, I did a meet
26:39with Don on the Monday
26:40because he was dead.
26:41Well, who wanted to kill him?
26:42Who's this group
26:43he's talking about?
26:44The NUA.
26:45They're local conspiracy theorists
26:46who trade in the
26:47Cooker Classics,
26:48Aliens, 5G,
26:49World Economic Forum.
26:50The Great Fire of London
26:51being started by a rat
26:51spontaneously combusting.
26:53Their current president
26:54is a Mr. Surname Redacted.
26:56Fucking Roger.
26:57Frank's fucking garbage brother.
27:201-0-3-0-1-8-0-1-2-1-2-3-4-2-5-2-1-1-3-4
27:34-3-0-1-4-1-5-1-3-6-3-6-1-5-6-1-3-4-1-4-2
27:37-1-4-4-1-5-2-3-7-4-1-5-1-4-1-6-4-1-5-2-7
27:41-6-3-1-6-4-1-6-1.
28:09¡Gracias!
28:29Phone in the box, please, Ed Wiener.
28:31Right, fine.
28:33Done.
28:34You can come out.
28:365G, electro-smog, can't get you now, Arch.
28:39Now, Ed Wiener,
28:40as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing,
28:44I do not acknowledge your authority.
28:45Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFA?
28:49And I do not consent to answering your questions.
28:52Okay, no wucks. No fucking wucks, mate.
28:54Just trying to get you involved.
28:55I already know that Don was a member of the NUA.
28:58What was the information you didn't want to get out, hey?
29:00Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
29:04Huh?
29:04Hang on.
29:05Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don
29:08while he was in the clink?
29:11He doesn't.
29:12He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
29:14That's the only reason I approved it.
29:15Wow, wheeze.
29:17Best friend, cheating on him with his worst enemy.
29:19Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
29:22Don't you tell, Frank.
29:23This could end very badly for me, Ed Wiener.
29:25It's my boat.
29:26But it's his big magnet.
29:28Okay.
29:28I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
29:31I'll offer you a softball to start.
29:34What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
29:39Lynne, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos.
29:41They all misunderstood the flyer.
29:42They thought it meant Ladies' Day night, like the cricket.
29:45So the whole comp's on their way now.
29:46It's Ladies' Day night.
29:47It's a night event for Ladies' Day.
29:50The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
29:52Well, that's it, Mary.
29:53It's over then.
29:54I guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
29:56Maybe you'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum off.
29:58Oi, where are you going?
29:59I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
30:01I know what women want.
30:02Thanks, Flora.
30:03That's enough.
30:03Daddy, where'd you get that bus?
30:05This bullshit.
30:06She's dead in the river.
30:08You're not getting on this song.
30:10Let's go, girls.
30:13Mickey, come on.
30:15Better get down here.
30:19I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
30:21Me and Mary came straight home.
30:22This is our doorbell cam, time-stamped at 21.47.
30:26So, you're just up the road.
30:28You went home, changed your shorts,
30:30met up with Frank at the Donger,
30:31and you did a little night murder.
30:33No, I didn't go out again.
30:34Just watch.
30:35These cameras go 24-7, 3-54.
30:38You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
30:39Mary's mini-horse doing its bedtime wee.
30:41But on the doorbell camera, you won't see me,
30:44because I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody CPAP.
30:46What's that?
30:47CPAP.
30:48That's personal.
30:49We're going to redact it.
30:50Redact the CPAP.
30:50No, not the fucking CPAP.
30:52Just replay the tape.
30:53There's a car driving towards the Donger.
30:58Who the fuck is that?
31:01Wait a minute.
31:03I know that logo.
31:09She's like a million fucking people down.
31:12I can fucking pick the way I'm fucking good.
31:14Shh.
31:20Shh.
31:22Shh.
31:27Shh.
31:28Caustic ulcerations.
31:38200 mil
31:43Yeah, I'm sorry Diane, but I had to leave work early
31:46I've got my period, it's a big one
31:49Hi Angelo, it's Leo Lee
31:51I'm police
31:53I'm making enquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace
31:57So call me back and I will answer the phone, I guess
32:01This is a private event
32:02It's just me, I can't be out there anymore
32:05A fish are just vomited into a sleeve
32:08No, why did I give you my number?
32:12WAIT!
32:13When are you killed my dad?
32:15When are you killed him?
32:16Look at this, wait, crock, crock
32:24I'm a one-nine-off and I've got to come and help back sort you
32:27Nah, I was legendary
32:28People love me, but I'm like a modern-day Ned Kelly
32:32You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ
32:33Nah, I'm going to destroy him
32:35Wait, where are you going?
32:36Back to the party, get your own way home
32:38No
32:38Shona, you seen Teagan?
32:43Let's go, girls
32:47Excuse, excuse me, excuse me, excuse
32:49Teagan, move your coach
32:52Oi, Arnie!
32:53Where's the salty?
32:54Over there
32:55They just came in with it
32:56Shit
32:57Do the cops know?
32:58Nah
32:58So you better get her out of here
33:00Yeah, I'm on a knees
33:01Be careful
33:02And if there's trouble, my crocks are sealed out
33:04Thanks
33:05Excuse me, I need that crock, my crock
33:07Oi!
33:08You!
33:08Come out, bring us back here
33:09You're a fucking perfect
33:10You're a perfect perfect
33:17Fucking come back
33:18Come back, come back
33:19Let a few of these off with Dad's birthday tonight
33:22A bit of a celebration
33:23Give her a real life
33:24Relax
33:24Relax
33:25I've got a real life
33:25I've got a real life
33:26I've got a real life
33:27Nikki
33:28Enough?
33:29I've still got the shit with you
33:31Look at my little brother Slyway
33:32He's accusing him of murder
33:33You were at the dong
33:34And the night Don was murdered
33:35I knew something was fucking off about you
33:37When I saw those fruitiest wrappers in your cup holder
33:39I thought, oh, yuck
33:40That's a bit of a turn-off
33:41And now I know
33:41You have my geriatric rat dad in your car
33:44You're a fucking crack
33:44I didn't have a turn-off
33:45A little bit
33:47Well, I wasn't even out of Don's donger
33:49You're having a good night?
33:51You drove past Roger and Mary's girl
33:53No, I didn't
33:55Fuck
33:56Fine
33:56Get out of here
33:58Listen
33:59I was out there because Don snuck the donger over the boundary
34:02Into the D.R.R.
34:03So I tried to drag it back with my winch
34:05I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though
34:07Because Frank was inside, knackered
34:08What happened then, eh?
34:09Did you give Frank a hand?
34:11Yeah, killing Don
34:12Get that Dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick smart
34:14You're accusing me now?
34:16Yeah
34:16Are you fucking serious?
34:18Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donger
34:20Ask Mary, she was on lookout
34:22Bullshit, Mickey, okay?
34:24We have footage of Don at the donger at 11.30pm
34:26Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15pm
34:30No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15
34:33Flowers
34:34Sunday night
34:35Your set finished at 11.15pm
34:37Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
34:38Oh yeah, I forgot that Lynn cut my set short
34:40Because I was crying too much
34:41So I actually finished at 9
34:43See?
34:44Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived
34:47Frank wasn't at the donger to kill Don, Eddie
34:49He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot
34:52He was doing croc justice
34:54Just think it through, you dumb copper dog
34:56Fuckhead
34:57Why did they use this fucker?
34:58Tell me the truth about all this shit then
35:00Why do you think?
35:01Because I was out there doing something dodgy
35:03So maybe your geriatric rat dad was trying to protect me from you lot
35:06Because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me if I get caught putting one nubby pinky
35:12toe wrong
35:14Fuckin' hell
35:14No, actually, you know what?
35:16Fuck this
35:17A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell
35:18Because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella
35:2180% of this town would be dead
35:23Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you
35:30Time to have the extra toilet
35:35Mickey
35:40Wait, Mickey
35:42Wait, you and Frank didn't do it so we could, yeah?
35:44Mickey
35:47Fuck
35:52Ma'am, I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox
35:55I did 150k's all the way from Darwin
35:57I think my engine's fallen out
35:59I got access to the dick bum and I ran a tox report on Don Darrell
36:02He wasn't drunk
36:03There was no alcohol present in his system at all
36:09Man?
36:10What?
36:11Don Darrell was incapacitated the night he died because he was poisoned
36:44Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon
36:45Oh
36:46Hang on
36:47That's not the backpacker's car
36:50Oh no, no, that may be right
36:51What?
36:52Who's the vehicle registered to?
36:54How did it get to the DRR?
36:56The last time I saw that vehicle was a night I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving
37:01We left the car on the side of the road
37:08Man, Don had colonic ulcerations from eating red meat laced with glyphosate
37:12It's the organophosphorus compound that's present in Weedkiller
37:15I think someone put it in Don's steakcake
37:18Found something
37:18Fuck my asshole
37:20This is on DJ's socials
37:23Hey he's gone, DJ Darrell Crocod here
37:25I just want to introduce you to
37:25Oh yeah Dulcie, we've run the serial number on that bullet
37:28It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun
37:31It matches the round from his skull
37:33But Detective, it was the second bullet fired
37:35So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
37:40Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself
37:43Someone else was involved
37:45Dulce, where did you find that bullet?
37:48Mate, this is the duck boat
37:50I'm telling you, this thing's fucking true
37:52Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car
37:54It's very cool, I've always wanted one
37:55Stop talking
37:56Look who Don's talking to in the background
37:59Who is that?
38:01Oh my god
38:02It's the Swedish Backpackers
38:07This might not be shit
38:09But my job's fucking way
38:11This isn't over
38:12Detective, Bushy didn't commit suicide
38:14We're looking at a homicide here
38:16Where did you find that bullet?
38:20In a Land Cruiser
38:23Registered to Eddie