00:00Hey everybody, and here we have Sonic Drift 2 on the Game Gear.
00:04If you're wondering why I'm doing Sonic Drift 2 and not Sonic Drift 1, eh, watch the Sonic Triple Travel
00:10video, I explain it there.
00:12So, yeah, this one, hopefully it'll actually work, let's see.
00:16Purple, white, or I don't know, purple.
00:19This one has more characters, let's see, you Sonic, you Knuckles.
00:23You Knuckles!
00:25It's even spelled wrong, Fang Metal Sonic.
00:28Let's play as you Knuckles, you little Knuckles.
00:33And the rival will be, alright, alright, a bunch of guys, I don't know.
00:39This one actually, hopefully, will play, I have played it, so.
00:44No, it looks like it's not going to work.
00:49Oh, it is working, okay, cool.
00:51Why can't I see my guy?
00:55I mean, Sonic Drift 1 kind of did this issue, where it just...
01:02Alright, hold on, I can slow down, I can speed up, but I can't see anything.
01:10This is the greatest game ever.
01:14Well.
01:17You know, I mean.
01:19The fact is, I could try, like, another ROM or another emulator, but honestly, is it worth it?
01:26Not really.
01:27It doesn't matter if you can't see anything, there's no obstacles, there's no power-ups, it's just a very dull
01:33kart racing game.
01:38I can even pause it.
01:41Excitement.
01:43Let's see if you Knuckles can beat, uh, Tails the asshole here.
01:50Without even being able to see what the fuck's going on.
01:54Sonic Drift 1 did this, but I wasn't able to move.
01:59I, I, I just...
02:01Yeah, nothing happened.
02:03That is so fucked up.
02:06I'm about to just load the next game.
02:09Say thank you, big, big.
02:11Alright, what do we got next on the list?
02:13Let's see.
02:14Um.
02:18Oh, Tails Adventure, let's, let's, let's do some of that, huh?
02:22Let's try that.
02:27So weird.
02:28Alright, give me a second here to fucking resize this the way it's supposed to be.
02:36Now, this one I've never even played at all.
02:39Apparently I'm at Tails' house.
02:42Dumbass has a house.
02:43Oh, here we go, new game.
02:44Alright.
02:48Oh, I hit continue.
02:50Alright, whatever.
02:53Oh, it's an adventure game, really?
02:56What?
02:57Okay, we got to equip, cont, dock, and exit.
03:00I'm going to hit cons, because you're a cont.
03:03I don't know.
03:06Oh, this is...
03:08No, just get out of here.
03:10I don't care.
03:11I, F you...
03:15I can't exit out of this guy.
03:16Alright, we'll just reset.
03:18You can't.
03:19That's still not big enough.
03:24Alright.
03:26Yeah, why is it on continue automatically?
03:28Put it on...
03:29It should be on new game automatically.
03:32Alright.
03:32Tails' house.
03:36Alright, so equip, cont, dock, and exit.
03:40I don't know.
03:40Equip.
03:42I got a regular bomb.
03:44Okay.
03:46Large bomb.
03:47Large bomb.
03:48Remote.
03:49I only have the one.
03:51Alright.
03:52Dock.
03:54What?
03:56Oh, this is...
03:57This is happy.
04:01How about exit?
04:02Let's try that.
04:04Good lord.
04:11And I'm back here.
04:14There's got to be a way to move out of there.
04:17It's certainly...
04:18Oh, there we go.
04:19Poloi forest.
04:20Okay.
04:23Oh, hey, it is a side-scroller.
04:28You got a flight meter and everything.
04:31You can hit down and the one button to shoot bombs.
04:38There's like no...
04:39Ball mode or spin dash, huh?
04:46Throw a bomb at him?
04:47Fuck you.
04:49Got any fucking graves?
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:53This is the fast-paced Sonic we all learned.
04:55It's like we're going to put Tails in an adventure game.
04:58Called Tails Adventure.
05:00Well, let's not make it fast.
05:02Let's make it really slow, as a matter of fact.
05:05Because it's Tails.
05:07But wait, you might...
05:08Okay, I got...
05:11Let's just...
05:12I see that there's like a wall.
05:13There's just really bad graphics.
05:17But, you know, like in the Sonic games, Tails is just as fast as Sonic, so why would he go
05:22so slow?
05:23I don't know.
05:23He has herpes or something.
05:27Oh, that ain't helping me any.
05:31No, no, no, no.
05:34There we go.
05:39Throwing bombs at Robot Ducks, because seriously, why not?
05:43This isn't that bad.
05:44It's just such a bizarre thing to put Tails in.
05:47This could have been any character, but they decided...
05:50Tails.
05:53Why not?
06:11Wait, no, I see where I gotta go.
06:14This way?
06:16Sort of?
06:19No, that ain't helping me any.
06:31Well, that didn't help me any.
06:33Can I go through...
06:33Oh, I can go through your...
06:35Dang it, everything looks like a wall when it's not.
06:42Come on, Tails, you suck.
06:48He can almost make it.
07:13Oh, wait, hold on.
07:14Oh, wow.
07:15Seems you can only throw one while you're in the air, so I might as well make it count.
07:21It's not as easy as it looks.
07:24Finally.
07:30Dick.
07:37So what was the point of going that way?
07:39A whole lot of nothing.
07:41Or maybe you gotta kill all the enemies on this stage.
07:43Maybe that's what you're supposed to do.
07:45You guys should just go back and just beat the shit out of that asshole.
07:53Dick.
07:57I don't know.
07:58I don't know.
08:02At first I was thinking, this ain't so bad.
08:04It's kind of a fun game, but now I'm thinking, no, it is kind of bad.
08:08Let's try going this way, I guess.
08:13Ah, really?
08:15And he's dead as shit.
08:17Game over.
08:18Yeah, game over, alright.
08:20Well, that was both Sonic Drift 2, which didn't fucking work, and Tails' Adventure.
08:26What's next to not work?
08:28Well, I only have three more Game Gear games coming, and I know two of them are terrible.
08:34The other one I'm not so sure about.
08:36So, we'll see you tomorrow.
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