00:03Here we go with Time Cop. Time Cop for the Super Nintendo. It's like Mr. Claude Van Damme. Oh, this
00:12is going to be a classic.
00:15Thanks to Max Walker and Time Enforcement Commission, we're now able to go through time. Toss in a coin.
00:24Lounge on heads, you go through time. Lounge on towels, you die. Here we go. Oh, look at this. Oh,
00:33fuck. Oh, I feel like I'm really Claude Van Damme. Woohoo! Look at these bastards. Poi-yah, you fucker. You
00:45got kicks?
00:51Look at these motion captures from the film, no less. Woohoo! I'm going to jump. Jump in Jehoshaphat. This is
01:05fucking shite. Look at the anima. Oh, you bastard.
01:09You should just jump around. Punching people. Kicking people. Oi, punch me, you bastard. There's no death frames for the
01:21enemies.
01:24FBI. FBI, in the soundtrack, says. He shoots me in the head. Fuck off!
01:32I don't know the gun. No ammo. The old leg sweep gets him every time, the daft bastards. Too stupid
01:38to get him in.
01:43Come on.
01:48Oh, I'm fucking dead. Well...
01:51I should have too at dying so early in the game.
01:56This is 2005. This is...
01:58This is 2008 now and it ain't like this. What a load of bollocks.
02:03Stop fucking sending me text messages when I'm playing games.
02:08They kick me far, haven't they?
02:12They've got no defence or leg sweep.
02:18Like I say, I've played Super Nintendo games because I always remember,
02:21as a Spectrum owner, we don't have any good platform...
02:24sort of speed-em-up games, shoot-em-ups and whatnot.
02:27And the Super Nintendo has fame for these sort of games, but...
02:30I always play random games and I keep coming across the shittiest games of all time.
02:35This is fucking atrocious.
02:42I'm dead. Fuck this.
02:43One out of ten. What a piece of shit.
02:46Oops.
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