00:02Hello everybody, Ryoka13x here, and we're going to be playing Arcade's Greatest Hits.
00:07So here we have a few of, I guess, Arcade's Greatest Hits.
00:14Sinistar, I haven't played that in a while. Let's play some Sinistar.
00:19Configure the options to my liking.
00:22Definitely want to, uh...
00:25My god, how far can this thing go?
00:30Holy shitballs, to 99.
00:35That actually seems too goddamn easy.
00:3999 ships. If only Gradius had that option.
00:44Alright.
00:46Oh shit, no. There we go, 99. First bonus at...
00:50So basically I could... Oh my god.
00:56Zero.
00:59Not zero. Rapid Fire, sure, why not?
01:02Yes, damn it.
01:04Alright, we're ready to play some Sinistar.
01:07Come on, damn it.
01:12You have zero Cinnabombs.
01:16Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
01:18Shit, shit, shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, tits.
01:21Holy shit, I don't know where I'm going!
01:23Ah!
01:27Die dammit
01:28Oh fuck no no no no no no no no
01:31Seems like this thing goes
01:32Wherever the hell it wants to
01:36I don't know how I've managed to avoid
01:38These fucking things
01:43Die
01:46Die
01:47What baffles me
01:48Is that these are
01:49These fucking Atari style graphics
01:52For the ships that look like they're straight from
01:54Space Invaders
01:55But yet the ship has like a
01:57A weird kind of graphic
01:59Instead of these Atari like things
02:01I don't know what the hell's up with that
02:03I seem to be failing here though
02:06Yeah it doesn't seem like I'm
02:08Controlling this at all
02:09Or maybe I am it just takes a while to turn
02:12I'm trying to chase these guys down
02:14But this is no fucking Star Fox here
02:16If you know what I mean Jesus Christ
02:18Die dammit
02:23Die
02:24Ah nope get away from me
02:25Die
02:26Fuck
02:26Hidden asteroid
02:27Ah damn you
02:29Rotten hell
02:30Fuck you
02:32Bum fuck you too
02:33Oh shit that looked like
02:34Ah what the dog
02:35What the dog
02:36What the hell
02:37Is what I was trying to say
02:38I don't know what the hell
02:39Ah die
02:40Alright what
02:41Ah
02:44What the hell was that
02:45Primitive voice
02:46That was kind of cool
02:50Wow that was creepy
02:56This actually has pretty good voice chip
02:59Or video
02:59Pretty good sound on it
03:01The primitive blazer
03:05Run run run
03:07How about fuck you
03:11Run coward
03:13I'm not running motherfucker
03:14Come here
03:14I'll kill
03:15Oh my god it's Sinistar
03:21Holy shit
03:23Do I have to go through that
03:24All over again
03:28That would really suck if I did
03:30There he is
03:31Ah
03:31There he is
03:32Ah shit
03:32He's following me
03:33Ah
03:36God he's fucking creepy
03:37He's like
03:43Come here Sinistar
03:44I'm coming
03:45Oh my god
03:45There he is
03:46There he is
03:46There he is
03:47Fuck this
03:47I'm running
03:48Ah
03:48What the shit
03:51I am Sinistar
03:54Yeah you are Sinistar
03:59Maybe if I just like sit here
04:00Ah there he is
04:04God this is like playing a horror game
04:05Because he just like
04:08Ah
04:09Damn it
04:14I am sucking at this
04:16At first I'm like
04:16Wow I can't die
04:17And then I'm like
04:18Holy shit Sinistar
04:23Come here
04:23I'll take you on a dog fight
04:24Motherfucker
04:25Come on
04:28Where's
04:29Ah damn it
04:30He just came out of nowhere
04:32Oh come on
04:35Sinistar you cocksucker
04:36Now you're gonna die
04:37It seems
04:37It's like he has his own fucking
04:40Gravitational pull or some shit
04:41If I even some
04:42I hear him
04:43Where is he
04:44Oh shit there he is
04:45I'm running the other way
04:49I wanna make sure I'm as far away from him as
04:51Ah balls
04:54Why the hell is he talking
04:55He didn't even kill me
04:57I think I have to like shoot the bombs at him or something
05:00I have no idea
05:01I'm just gonna try that
05:03If I can figure out
05:03I don't wanna waste bombs
05:04So I wanna find him and then try it
05:08Come on Sinistar
05:11I hear him
05:12So he's gotta be somewhere around here
05:14Ah
05:17I hate that
05:21Beware I live
05:26Oh that's how I drop bombs
05:28Too bad I wasted it
05:36Oh I see
05:37So I like knocked a piece out of him
05:39I didn't even know I hit him
05:40Oh shit
05:41Ah balls
05:45There's Sinistar
05:46He looks retarded with like
05:49Beware I live
05:51Come here Sinistar
05:52I wonder if I got lucky
05:53I'm trying to figure out here if those bombs actually like head towards him
06:00I'm trying to figure out here if those bombs like seek him out
06:05Yeah apparently they do
06:06But I need a lot more of those to kill Sinistar
06:14It seems like your goal here
06:16Is like
06:17Finding these bombs
06:19Then
06:19Staying the fuck away from him
06:22In fact
06:23If he even so much as get near you
06:24You might as well just like
06:25Die
06:26Like that
06:27Because he's impossible to
06:28Do any damage to without the bombs
06:30And if I didn't have 99 ships
06:33I would be so fucked
06:35This is a hard ass game
06:38Okay there's Sinistar
06:39I need to try running
06:41Fuck you Sinistar
06:43Aww
06:46Damn it
06:47This is hard
06:48I'm looking for rocks that are small
06:49Oh there was one
06:51No that was one of those things
06:52Fuck me
06:53No
06:53Down
06:54Down
06:55Damn it
06:55The controls on this are just fucking horrible
06:57I guess it's because I'm not using a joystick
06:59But seriously
07:00Fuck you
07:02Now I'm starting to get pissed
07:04I was hoping to beat Sinistar in this video
07:07But I'm probably already running
07:09Very low on time
07:10And I have zero Cinnabombs
07:11I need
07:12Oh that's right
07:12Of course I do
07:13I need to find some more
07:15There
07:15Get that
07:16You pisser
07:19Damn it
07:21I'm gonna give this one more try
07:24I didn't want to waste all this time
07:26Just on Sinistar
07:27But
07:28I was having fun there
07:29Until he like started
07:30Fucking my shit up
07:31Royally
07:32Until he started killing me
07:34Fuck you
07:34You know what
07:35God damn it
07:37I have to estimate my time here
07:39I don't think I've been playing for that long
07:44Maybe I'll just have to split this
07:45You know what
07:46That's it
07:47That's it
07:47Fuck
07:48Run
07:49Run
07:49Run
07:49Fuck you Sinistar
07:51Fuck you and your sinister ass
07:55Alright
07:56Let's give another game on this list to try
07:58Oh
07:58Defender
07:59Let's check out the options here
08:01Ships to start
08:02More of this cock shit
08:06Oh okay
08:07So there's not as many ships this time
08:10Alright
08:11Okay
08:11Difficulty increase
08:13How about
08:13Zero
08:14How about
08:18Zero
08:21Okay
08:22I don't even know what the hell waves are
08:23So let's just like
08:24Damn it
08:28Okay it's one of these
08:31This looks oddly familiar
08:32Where have I seen this before
08:36Oh shit
08:37Ah
08:38Die
08:38See now these are the type of games that I really like
08:41These nostalgic
08:44Arcade shooters
08:45Try not to use that booster
08:47Cause it goes way too damn fast
08:50Man this is fucking looking like Atari here
08:52Not arcade
08:53I mean I guess yeah
08:54Primitive arcade
08:59Sound on this is just fucking god awful
09:04Did he just kill somebody
09:05Oh hell
09:10God what is this
09:11The gay starship
09:12Look at all the rainbows
09:14Oh fuck
09:19Use the boost to get through
09:21Points to anyone who knows what game that's from
09:26Fuck this
09:26I'm just skipping everything
09:28Alright I can use the map to kind of judge
09:31Where enemies are
09:33So I
09:34Maybe I can just like
09:35Watch that
09:35Yep
09:36I should be like
09:36Nailing somebody right now
09:38Oh there I got one
09:42Swoop in low
09:45Ah
09:45What the balls
09:46Fucking hell
09:47This seems like it's gonna be a short one
09:49So I'm just gonna play until I
09:51Fuck
09:51Run out of lives
09:58Die you cock
10:00Don't know how I avoided that one
10:01But I did
10:02Ah
10:03Wait I can pass through the mountains
10:04Fuck you
10:06Ass
10:07Dick
10:08Cocksucker
10:13Can I like
10:14Kill myself by doing that
10:15No I can't
10:16I'm just gonna hide down here
10:17Can I like hit the people
10:18No
10:19Apparently I can't
10:20That's kinda stupid
10:21I wanted to hit the people
10:22Oh
10:23Looks like I did hit the people
10:27This guy does not shoot enough
10:29He has like the Contra laser gun
10:31Aw
10:31Dammit
10:34Alright
10:34I'm gonna fucking start kicking some ass here
10:36Now I'm kinda mad
10:37Come on
10:38Come on you alien bitches
10:39Come on
10:41Aw
10:42I was gonna go Contra on your ass
10:45But it's kinda hard to do that
10:46In like a
10:47Fucking plane
10:50I was just interested
10:51Since when did like
10:52Some fighter jet
10:53Start shooting rainbows
10:56I don't think that ever happened
10:57And it-
10:58Alright
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