00:01You can do it, sire! We rehearsed this!
00:04But there are so many people out there.
00:07Uh, how do my horns look?
00:10Very menacing, my master, but we are barely on schedule.
00:15Okay, is this thing on?
00:20Welcome adventurers, investors, game journalists, and other miserable lifeforms.
00:27I am Dungeon Master, Harbinger of Darkness, Emissary of the Seven Sorrows,
00:35and I've gathered you all at this ridiculous event to announce my latest work.
00:40I've dedicated all my evilness to the creation of the most deadly and ingeniously cruel theme park.
00:51And to this unlikely place, I give the name Dungeon Land.
01:02The first theme park for adventurers.
01:05Have fun with your annoying friends.
01:09Kill all of my employees.
01:12Play dress-up like a bunch of sissies.
01:15Eat turkey legs.
01:17Throw sheep around.
01:18Learn fun facts about frogs.
01:21and fight enormous video-ending bosses.
01:26Oh, that is such a cliche.
01:28Hmph.
01:29You and your big words.
01:31Okay, people, you've seen enough.
01:33We can't show you anymore because it's not done yet.
01:36Now shut your mouths and take the free key holders by the exit.
01:40Also follow us on Twitter and Facebook.
01:45I don't see why we can't tell them the big secret yet.
01:48Just trust me on this one, master.
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