00:00PEGI 16
00:18We live in a world of certain certainties.
00:24Significant others will seek quality time.
00:30Bosses will demand your presence.
00:33Families will have things.
00:36And you will have to go to those things.
00:48It doesn't matter to these people I call a duty ghost onslaught as a rival.
00:52They don't care about four new maps,
00:54an exquisite new weapon,
00:56or the joy of shooting aliens in the f***ing face.
01:02But what if I was to tell you that there's a way to appease those who devour your time and
01:08attention?
01:09To indulge your call of duty desire without interruption?
01:14To know that when you're done,
01:16would be no price to pay for your negligence.
01:19In fact, they'll love you even more.
01:22Because you're about to get codnapped.
01:34There are problems across the board.
01:36If the marketing analysis is accurate...
01:38We're going to have to look closely at the marketing.
01:41Go.
01:45Go.
01:51Go.
02:01Go.
02:08Now look at others
02:11I don't know where you are.
02:14Your girlfriend will not know where you are.
02:19Those people at that fancy whatever thing you were forced to go to.
02:26They won't know where you are.
02:35Upon your extraction you will be brought to an undisclosed location.
02:42You will sit in big, funky chairs.
02:46You will be given snacks.
02:50If you have a nut allergy, we can make it wet.
02:54And you will indulge yourself in the onslaught until such time I deem you finished.
03:00Then you will be returned to the ones you love.
03:04And they will be more than happy to see you.
03:10You clear?
03:12Good.
03:15I think we are done here.
03:20All right.
03:21Let's go.
03:26Okay.
03:30Good.
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03:40Good.
03:58Grazie a tutti.
04:30Grazie a tutti.
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