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00:00Last season on Mama June.
00:02Where the hell is Josh at?
00:03We're getting a divorce.
00:04Girlie paw.
00:05My marriage to Josh have been broken for years.
00:08We do need to make this divorce final.
00:10You sure that's what you want to do?
00:11Yeah.
00:15Alana was focused on her second year of college.
00:17You get to study in my little future nurse.
00:20Yeah, girl.
00:20But the divorce news hit her hard.
00:23It's like what?
00:23Half of the time I call Dada with the questions I need
00:25and half of the time I call you.
00:27I feel like the whole family's just gonna be ripped apart.
00:30Mama, on the other hand, wasted no time celebrating.
00:34Let's go!
00:35It's no secret that I've never liked Josh.
00:37And she had her sights set on a new place.
00:40I'm ready to move out of the house Anna passed away in.
00:43Pumpkin!
00:44What?
00:44Meanwhile, Jessica had secret plans of her own.
00:47She didn't even tell nobody.
00:49Nobody!
00:50You about to get you a new daughter-in-law.
00:52Jessie proposed to Cheyenne.
00:54Cannot stand Cheyenne.
00:55After 10 years of marriage, I was single and ready to mingle.
00:59I am gonna make myself happy.
01:01I'm gonna live life.
01:02And I met someone I really clicked with.
01:05Where are you going?
01:05Quit asking so many questions.
01:06I'll be back.
01:07There's something going on and I wanna know.
01:09Yeah, I'll be there in like 15 minutes.
01:11When it came to Josh, I wanted us to focus on co-parenting.
01:18And keep him out of my dating life.
01:20When you gonna tell Josh?
01:21It's his cousin, Darren.
01:24Wow.
01:25Nobody really knows.
01:26We're keeping on the DL.
01:27But then Jessica went ahead and stabbed me in the back.
01:30Why do y'all have flowers?
01:32I've seen married couples separate and find their way back to each other.
01:35She might be talking to somebody else.
01:37Who is it?
01:38Be your cousin Darren.
01:40Hearing who it was that Pumpkin was seeing was sickening.
01:43So it was time to open a can of whoop ass on that traitor?
01:46Jessica.
01:47It's literally my ex-husband.
01:48So whose side are you on here?
01:50I'm actually in the middle.
01:52I'm not even kidding.
01:53I'm not your sister.
01:54Don't call me.
01:55Bye.
01:58Yeah.
02:12I got some thick heavy cream for you, June.
02:15There we go.
02:16Oh!
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17This is a workout.
02:19How'd you do that?
02:21Like, like, just...
02:23Wait, how'd they do that?
02:27I'll be in the garage if you need me.
02:29June, what are you doing?
02:30How do you do this?
02:34I didn't.
02:36Oh.
02:36I gotta get my undercarriage cooled off.
02:39June, that's nasty.
02:41I'm back, and I'm hotter than ever.
02:43I got my fan and my ice maker working overtime
02:46because these hot flashes been flashing.
02:49Now you're gonna stay just nice and cool just like that.
02:51You're gonna ruin my new couch.
02:53It's in a bag.
02:54Put it back on your head.
02:55Here's my undercarriage.
02:56I didn't need to keep your cold.
02:58A few months ago, I had cysts on my ovaries.
03:02I had to have an emergency hysterectomy.
03:05She's out of surgery with Nate back here to recovery.
03:09I'm feeling great right now, okay?
03:13Great.
03:14Yep, she needs to go back to sleep.
03:16So, yep, that's it.
03:17She's safe.
03:18all out.
03:19Bye-bye uterus.
03:19And hello, menopause.
03:24Oh, these bills.
03:26I got bills coming in like crazy between medical bills,
03:29moving into this new house.
03:30I love the new house.
03:32It's a bigger house.
03:34Katie P pretty much has got like the top floor to herself,
03:37and she's loving that.
03:41Oh.
03:43What?
03:45A bridal shop?
03:47For Jess and Cheyenne?
03:49You can't call me?
03:53Hmm.
03:54Oh, anyway, next.
03:59These are test results.
04:01With all these doctor's appointments that I have on,
04:04all this testing that they're running,
04:06I do not understand that lingo.
04:08The is globalmenin?
04:11Belly ribbon?
04:12But, you know, we have our own personal nurse that we call now,
04:17and she dumbs it down for us.
04:19Oh, Lana's in the car car.
04:21Hey, what's up?
04:22Hey, look.
04:23I know you're like super busy,
04:24but do you have time for like a quick like telehealth?
04:27Oh, my God.
04:28That's what doctors do.
04:29I'm not a doctor.
04:30I'm going to be a pediatric nurse.
04:32Okay.
04:33Well, we need pediatric help.
04:35You're a pediatric.
04:37So I need you to break down these test results here.
04:40What do these, like, numbers mean?
04:45Okay, but look at this picture.
04:47You got one of these yet?
04:50Yeah.
04:51And what'd you think about Pumpkin?
04:52You think Pumpkin didn't go?
04:53Because last time that we were together,
04:53it was really bad.
04:54I don't know if Pumpkin's going to go.
04:56Well, are you going to go if you're not in school?
04:59Okay.
04:59We'll have to figure that out.
05:01Okay.
05:02Bye, Nurse Thompson.
05:04Bye.
05:07KDP, here you go.
05:08I need you to fan me.
05:10You're really going to sit there and fan her?
05:12Yep.
05:12KDP, you got the wind tunnel going on.
05:15That's way better than I could ever do.
05:17So is that good anything else?
05:18You can fan yourself right now.
05:20I'm not too hot.
05:21You never had been too hot.
05:25Oh, wow.
05:27Bye.
05:46Breakfast is ready.
06:05What are you doing, burning the house down here?
06:06I'm not trying to.
06:08You burned them?
06:09I did not burn them.
06:09They're just crispy.
06:11The fact that you're going to feed me breakfast
06:13and give me a kiss first is crazy as hell.
06:15Give me a kiss.
06:16Give me a kiss.
06:19And this is my boyfriend, Darren.
06:25After six months of me and Darren Day-In,
06:27I figured it was best us trying to move in together
06:30and see how that life is.
06:32We were together every day anyway.
06:34Either she was at my house or I was at her house
06:36and then with the kids and everything.
06:38So it just kind of made more sense.
06:40It does.
06:40And Mama P is officially in her happy life era.
06:43You know all the things I just love about you?
06:45What's that?
06:46I just like that you can communicate with me
06:49and you always, like, try to make me happy
06:51and we always do things that I want to do
06:54and sometimes what you want to do.
06:56Sometimes.
06:57Sometimes.
06:58Darren, tell us about that tattoo on your neck.
07:01It's her lips.
07:02Now they're there forever.
07:03Me and Darren decided to get matching tattoos
07:05because, I mean, you only live once, you know?
07:08So, boom.
07:09I got mine right here.
07:13What time are you going to get the kids back this weekend?
07:15Probably the normal time.
07:17I probably should go then for a little bit
07:18while he does that.
07:19Um, yeah, I guess.
07:22I ain't trying to ruffle no feathers.
07:24You've already done that.
07:26Yeah, that's what they say.
07:29Everyone thinks I did Josh so dirty
07:31and while, yes, I did my dirt
07:33and I've admitted to that,
07:35Josh also did wrong, too.
07:37And listen, the cameras aren't around 24-7
07:40and if you want to talk about who moved on quicker,
07:42he's got a whole new family.
07:44I mean, I don't know.
07:45Amongst all the things that are going to get easier,
07:47I do hope that, like, the kids coming back
07:49and then us having, like, a few rough days,
07:50I hope that part gets easier.
07:52You know, just like everything else with time,
07:54I'm sure that was just pretty good, too, though.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Eventually.
07:57Bentley's gotten kind of used to it.
07:58Yeah.
07:59You know, the kids spend one week with me
08:01and one week with their daddy.
08:03You can get the kids back on Sunday
08:04and usually on Monday,
08:06they're still, you know,
08:07wondering why he had to drop them off.
08:08And the only thing that really matters to me
08:10is all the kids know that Mama and Daddy both love them.
08:13But the biggest issue for Josh is still Darren.
08:16Josh hates Darren.
08:18Darren and Josh are cousins.
08:21Not by blood or anything.
08:23Josh's stepdad is related to Darren, by blood.
08:27I mean, we weren't never, like, super close to him,
08:29but, you know, I'd see him around at family events
08:32and, I mean, we'd talk and chop it up
08:34and everything was fine,
08:35but all of a sudden, I'm the enemy here, so.
08:40When it comes to pick up and drop off,
08:42I do ask Darren to leave
08:43to avoid Josh's hot-headedness
08:46or World War III happening.
08:48It is so quiet here without all the kids.
08:51It drives me insane during the day
08:53when you're at work.
08:54I'm sorry, I have a real job.
08:56I'll just tell you what,
08:57you are real handsome this morning.
09:00What do you want?
09:00You are.
09:01Yeah, you want some?
09:02Some more juice.
09:03Yeah.
09:04Please.
09:04I bet you do.
09:06He drank it all.
09:07Yeah, I had to, them dry-ass biscuits.
09:17Oh, good.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:18Hello.
09:20Hey, guys.
09:20Welcome here.
09:22Can I do five of the kids' pancakes?
09:25Lab chat.
09:26Daddy.
09:27You are.
09:27She put these ones out.
09:29I want yellow.
09:30No, no.
09:31How does Daddy move that?
09:33Mm.
09:34Ah!
09:35Son, for the love of God.
09:37Having all the kids is controlled chaos, for sure.
09:41Everybody's growing up.
09:42Ella Grace is like the mother hen.
09:44Baba, no, you did not call it on the table.
09:47Baba's calling on the table.
09:50I'm not breathing.
09:52Steli is just the sweetest little princess.
09:55Me?
09:56Yeah.
09:57What's your favorite animal?
09:58Yeah.
09:59Okay.
10:01Silas, he's a ball of chaos by himself, but he's sweet.
10:05Yeah, I want him, you know?
10:08Ow!
10:10Did you want me to picture?
10:12Mm-hmm.
10:13Billy is sort of a tyrant himself.
10:16I mean, he's obsessed with dinosaurs.
10:17I see, I got a rest of the raptor.
10:19I got a rest of the raptor.
10:20It's a rest of the raptor.
10:22He keeps everybody laughing, though, especially himself.
10:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
10:31ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:33My little sister would have came.
10:35There would be three girls and three boys who would all be equal, but now there's too many boys.
10:40She's still too fresh, baby.
10:41She's got to stay at home, okay?
10:43Daddy.
10:45Having four kids is amazing.
10:47You know what's even better?
10:48Having five.
10:51Get a divorce and have fun, they said.
10:54Fun bit me in the ass.
10:55The kids aren't with me on the weeks there with Pumpkin.
10:58It's like he figured I'd get sleep, get some things done, but no.
11:02It's poopy diapers and 2 a.m. feedings.
11:06All jokes aside, though, she is a precious little angel.
11:09You know, the baby's mother and I, we live together, and we're trying to figure it out.
11:14That's what two people with the same mindset do, is just try to figure things out.
11:18You know, I miss you guys when you're at Mama's.
11:21Brother.
11:22Oh, f***.
11:25Whoops.
11:32Hot in here.
11:36Hello.
11:37Hey, what are you doing?
11:39Folding laundry.
11:40I got some tea for you.
11:41You got an invitation for old Jessie for you?
11:44For what?
11:45For her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
11:48I highly doubt I'd be invited to something like that.
11:51Check her down mail and see if you got one.
11:53Hey, baby, you see my keys?
11:55Mama wants me to go down here and check the damn mailbox.
11:57The fact you're going to drive to the mailbox is crazy.
11:59If I had to go all the way down there to the mailbox, you best believe I'm getting in the
12:03A.C.
12:03Because ain't no way I'm sweating going to look for something Jessie supposedly sent me.
12:09I'm the one taking you so damn long.
12:14Oh, my God.
12:16Well, hold on.
12:17We'll be careful.
12:27We'll be careful.
12:30Where's your mom?
12:31I mean, mama hasn't texted me asking how the wedding planning is going.
12:34I did send my mama an invitation.
12:36We're going to have to talk about that.
12:39Do you miss your family?
12:40I mean, I do talk to Pumpkin a lot.
12:42And, I mean, I don't really talk to Josh anymore.
12:44Like, after the divorce, he just kind of stopped talking to me.
12:46For Josh not to talk to me is kind of effed up.
12:49You know?
12:49I'm a new Lana.
12:50I don't do the drama anymore.
12:52Josh is going to be at the house really soon.
12:54Josh hates Darren.
12:55And I am not in the mood for them to have a knockout drag out today.
12:58Rushed date night.
12:59I mean, I have a say-so.
13:01Hey, kids.
13:01We're leaving in 15.
13:03You need to hurry up.
13:04I ain't afraid of Josh, Pumpkin.
13:13You got an invitation from Jesse P?
13:15For her and Cheyenne's bridal shower.
13:22I mean, I got the invite, but I'm not going.
13:25I guess you are.
13:26For what reason?
13:28You're going to be an adult.
13:29You're going to go.
13:30Why?
13:31Why should I go, Jimbo?
13:33For grief.
13:34They probably only said that because they feel bad.
13:37It has always been me, Lana, and Jessica above everybody else.
13:42No lies.
13:43No secrets.
13:44Always the sisters.
13:46And for Jessica to betray me and snitch on me, say what I was doing to Josh.
13:51I never thought Jessica would be this type of person.
13:54And she still hasn't said I'm sorry.
13:56And so, no, I can't forgive her.
13:58So I'll see you at the bridal shower with the gift in hand.
14:02Yeah, you ain't going to see me, and I damn sure ain't going to have no damn gift.
14:05Well, think about it at least.
14:07Stop for tonight, family dinner.
14:09I reckon.
14:10All right.
14:10All right, bye.
14:11Pumpkin hasn't talked to Jessica in months.
14:14And I totally understand why Pumpkin is mad at Jessica.
14:17But sisters shouldn't be fighting over anyone, especially someone like Josh.
14:21Look at this.
14:25Damn.
14:27Y'all can talk to her?
14:28No, no, I haven't.
14:30Other than seeing her at soccer games and s***, but I'm not going out my way to speak to her.
14:33I'm not calling her.
14:34I almost think I should go just be cordial.
14:36That is your sister.
14:37And I think you should go.
14:39You always talk about, we ain't got much family.
14:41All we got is each other.
14:42So, yeah, your sister did some s***.
14:44It shouldn't have happened.
14:45It is what it is.
14:46But, like, we're just, we're just, she's just dead to you now because of one s*** thing?
14:49Yes.
14:52She hasn't even apologized.
14:54That's the big kicker here.
14:55And you don't understand my family just yet.
14:57They stress me out.
14:59I think everybody's family stresses them out, but...
15:02Yeah.
15:03Not like mine.
15:04I think Ms. George takes the cake.
15:06I'm going to get in the shower.
15:07You know what that means.
15:08Come on.
15:10You ain't got to tell me twice.
15:12I know.
15:20Me first.
15:21Welcome to Scrambled.
15:24Can I get y'all started with some treats?
15:26Uh, sweet tea, please.
15:28Sprites?
15:28All right, no problem.
15:29So, are you excited?
15:31Just a little bit.
15:32Are you excited?
15:33I'm excited.
15:34I'm still thinking it's crazy, though.
15:36That you wanted to marry me?
15:38Yeah, sometimes I need to run.
15:43There's your mum.
15:48Hey, mama.
15:49Hey, y'all.
15:51Can I get you something to drink, ma'am?
15:52Sweet tea, please.
15:53Sounds good.
15:55Trini is like the closest thing I've ever had to having a normal mom.
16:00Her and Cheyenne are super close, and, I mean, she's always been supportive of our relationship.
16:04It's important for me and Cheyenne to get married.
16:07I mean, for one, I came out.
16:08I found somebody that I truly love.
16:12What better way to celebrate it than having her wedding?
16:15So, as far as the bridal shower goes, what do y'all think we should do here?
16:18I was thinking, like, we could do, like, a backyard thing.
16:22It don't have to be nothing fancy.
16:24It'll kind of go with the boho, western theme.
16:26Get, like, bandanas and little glass jars, paint those, make it look rustic.
16:31I actually think I want a taco bar.
16:32Let's do a taco bar.
16:34I don't want to have gas.
16:35I don't care.
16:36Oh, wow.
16:36That sounds really good.
16:37We're going to be outside some anyway, so you'll be good.
16:39Yeah.
16:40What about your mom and Pumpkin and them?
16:43Did you invite them?
16:43I did send my mom an invitation.
16:45She say she's coming?
16:48I don't know.
16:50Can we focus on the no?
16:54I did send Pumpkin one, too.
16:56Why would you invite her?
16:57Yeah.
16:58To clear things up.
17:00At a bridal shower?
17:01What she means is she doesn't want to have a conversation with anybody, so just inviting her is, like, oh,
17:07we're done, we're over it.
17:09If Pumpkin shows up, then everything will be back to its normal self.
17:13Things go by so much smoother when you just ignore it.
17:16I know my family's dysfunctional.
17:19I mean, I haven't talked to Mama or Pumpkin since the big blow-up, but I'm hoping that they want
17:23to be there for my big day.
17:24But I still stand on telling Josh because it was the right thing to do.
17:27As far as the bridal shower goes, I'm good.
17:30I have that.
17:31You don't have to ask for anything.
17:32But the wedding, we're going to have to talk about that.
17:37Trina's paying for our bridal shower and chipping in on the wedding, but we're also trying to save up money
17:42to help with the wedding.
17:43But working at a daycare doesn't help because weddings are expensive.
17:47All righty, here's your chicken and waffles.
17:51Your mom is welcome to come, but she can leave her potty mouth at her house.
17:57Everyone knows Mama June, but I got the pleasure of meeting her in person.
18:03Team, get up, make you mad!
18:06My granddaughter Harper and her granddaughter Ella play on the same soccer game.
18:10And I always see her at every game, up and down the sidelines, cussing, raising all kinds of cane, trying
18:18to be the center of attention at kids' soccer games.
18:21Hit the ball! Kick it! Come from the arm!
18:25Everyone's looking. It's so embarrassing.
18:28No, I'm not going to have all that at my event.
18:31It's going to be a drama-free bridal shower, so...
18:33That doesn't even sound like her family.
18:35But the wedding, we're going to have to talk about that.
18:38Have you decided where you want to have it?
18:41They have them places that's kind of...
18:43It looks like a barn, and they have a lake out there.
18:46So with location, comes money.
18:49Has your mom mentioned helping with the wedding yet?
18:53That's funny.
18:54She's doing her half.
18:56I mean, June paid for pumpkins.
18:58That's bullcrap. Why can't she help us?
19:02It's not that we don't know she would help.
19:04I just haven't asked yet.
19:05I'll go talk to her.
19:08Yeah, that's what you're going to have to deal with
19:10if you don't just ask her.
19:14Coming up on Mama Jean.
19:16Come here, give me a hug.
19:17Here they go.
19:18Yeah.
19:20You must not want to get married.
19:22I do want to get married.
19:22You don't want it bad enough.
19:23You don't sound like it.
19:25Ugh.
19:25Come over to ask you something.
19:27What?
19:27We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
19:40What do you got for us to taste test this week?
19:42A surprise every Sunday.
19:44Is Jessie going to come?
19:45Yeah, sure.
19:46What about the kiddos?
19:47They coming?
19:48No, they're with Josh.
19:50We started this, like, Sunday dinner thing at my house.
19:53What is today?
19:54Taste test Sunday.
19:55I'm doing waffles, I'm frying up to two eggs, and we're making bacon.
19:59You just got to whisk it.
20:00It's a little bit harder.
20:01Everybody knows about it.
20:02It's in the group chat.
20:03But Jessica says nothing back in the chat.
20:07But I think the reason why Jessica doesn't come around for Sunday dinners is because, like,
20:12Cheyenne, it's just very controlling.
20:15Eight grapes.
20:15There's a protein right here.
20:17I got that good protein for you.
20:19Yeah.
20:21You got a chocolate that's an Averdigi egg.
20:23Did you not know that?
20:24You want to try some?
20:25Yeah, I need to eat some of it.
20:28You need to eat some of it.
20:29Do you need to buy?
20:31We bought some stuff in case this isn't so good.
20:34We bought some fried chicken and some mac and cheese.
20:37Look, we're even going to try this.
20:38Your favorite dish.
20:39What the hell is that?
20:40What is it?
20:41Corn and butter?
20:42No.
20:43Bitch, that's cottage cheese.
20:44Yeah.
20:46Darren is a lot different than Josh.
20:48Okay, Darren is more, like, family-oriented.
20:52He never tells Pumpkin that she can't come over or we can't come over.
20:56Now, with Josh on the other hand, mm-mm, he wasn't doing no dinners.
21:00He couldn't get over his hatred for me.
21:02I mean, it's no thing.
21:03I can't stand that mother either.
21:05Why would you disrespect Corn in that way and putting cottage cheese in her?
21:09He's got a taste of the cheese to it.
21:14It's not that bad.
21:15There's no taste to it.
21:16It ain't that good either, June.
21:18You got some cottage cheese free corn?
21:20Darren being involved with my mama, like, Sunday dinners and wanting me to have a relationship
21:25with my mom is completely opposite from what Josh would have wanted.
21:28Like, Josh continuously kind of, like, tried to push me away from my mama, and Darren's
21:33always like, no, like, let's go do something with your mom.
21:35And honestly, I love that.
21:37We are eating later.
21:39Damn it, June.
21:39You just scratched me.
21:41I don't give a shit.
21:42Get out of my damn kitchen.
21:43You kicked me out of the kitchen, I'm fucking leaving.
21:45It's almost done.
21:46Yo, set it down to the timer for 15 minutes.
21:49Set up 15-minute timer.
21:53You need your man to help you, June?
21:55No, I got it.
21:56You better enjoy that sweet tea, because you know what?
21:58Your ass is going to be parched when you're eating.
22:00And I'm going to be parched.
22:01That chicken's going to be dry as hell you made four hours ago, because you can't tell time.
22:05I don't give a...
22:08Here they go, yeah.
22:09Give me a hug, June.
22:10No, get the...
22:11Come here.
22:11Come here, give me a hug.
22:12No, no, get the...
22:13Come here.
22:14You fat...
22:15Come here.
22:16Give me some love.
22:17Fat...
22:17Get off me.
22:18Quit acting like that.
22:19No.
22:20Go get on some goddamn wear, bitch.
22:24Fixing still some more of your sweet tea for my parched...
22:26No, you're not.
22:26Yes, I am.
22:27No, you're not.
22:28Or be deep.
22:29Quit, quit.
22:29No, you're not.
22:32You know, I do think it's so cute how you and my mama get along, you know?
22:36Yeah, I reckon.
22:37I just like getting her tuned up.
22:39No, I mean, damn, damn, you know you miss me.
22:42Scoot y'all through your asses on over.
22:43Let me make a little seat right here.
22:45Is that likely to pull us over, June?
22:46Or what?
22:46I don't give a...
22:47Let me ask you a question.
22:50What, Jeba?
22:50You always were, like, trying to ruffle on my feathers.
22:52I just like to see how loud you can get.
22:54You get a little bit louder when I show up.
22:55Because you're loud.
22:56You're loud.
22:57I have to talk over you.
22:59Whatever.
22:59You signed on to Pumpkin, you signed on to me.
23:02Oh, boy.
23:04So what y'all think about the cheesy chicken?
23:06It's pretty good, for real.
23:08Well, what about old Jessica?
23:09Have you decided whether you want to the bridal shower or not?
23:11I thought about it, and I've decided that I'm not going to go.
23:14I mean, I know I...
23:15But have you, like, really talked to her?
23:16She refuses to talk to me.
23:18She don't apologize.
23:19I think she will apologize if you, you know, give her a chance one-on-one at the right
23:23scene at the right time.
23:25But, I mean, y'all are sisters.
23:26That's why you should go.
23:28You know what I'm saying?
23:28It's always been the four of us.
23:30Look, you know how dysfunctional our family is?
23:32It is worse.
23:33We argue one minute, and an hour later, we're back talking.
23:36So you and Jessica need to work out your differences.
23:38She only even got married one time.
23:39Before I listen to any of y'all, I'm going to listen to myself.
23:43And that can get you in trouble.
23:45This has been nice, but I've got to go to work in the morning.
23:48So I'll see you next Sunday, and she'll see you at the bridal shower.
23:53That's right, babe.
23:54You're already going to go to the bridal shower again.
23:56I'm not.
23:57I'm not going.
23:59Later, June.
24:01All right.
24:16Coco, look at me.
24:18Are they ugly?
24:19Or you like them?
24:19You like them?
24:20Two shakes if you like them.
24:22Get one.
24:23One more.
24:23One more.
24:24One more shake.
24:26Hey, Buki Bean.
24:28What you want, Buki Bean?
24:30Look at this.
24:30So I found some flowers.
24:34They're not the best.
24:35The printer is crappy.
24:36Come on, Coco.
24:37Coco, go to my mom.
24:38They're not the cutest, but it's okay.
24:40Pop a little orange-ish red action.
24:44Our dream wedding would be like a rustic barn, maybe some hanging lights.
24:49I mean, what are you thinking, boo?
24:50Old antiques, mason jars.
24:53You do the rustic orange and the green.
24:55It's really country.
24:56We need to know about how much money we're going to have before we even try to pick a place.
25:00So that goes back to you talking to your mom.
25:03You're stressing me out.
25:04You're stressing me out.
25:05I was all excited with the flowers and planting everything.
25:08Now I'm just like...
25:09My mom has been doing everything.
25:11I know.
25:12Coco Bean's even over it.
25:14You must not want to get married.
25:15I do want to get married.
25:16You don't want it bad enough.
25:17I do.
25:17You don't want it bad enough.
25:18I do want to marry you, baby.
25:20Then talk to your mom, because you don't sound like it.
25:23Ugh.
25:24I feel bad for trying to get out of this, but I don't think Cheyenne gets it.
25:28I mean, Mama hasn't texted me asking how I was doing, how the wedding planning's going.
25:33We all know how it is.
25:34She's got Pumpkin, who's the favorite.
25:36Alana was her little moneymaker.
25:37When Anna got sick, she became Mother of the Year.
25:40And then it's me, Jessica.
25:41If I ask Mama and she says no, then that just proves further that I'm the black sheep.
25:46Let me go figure this out.
25:47Okay, I love you.
25:48Love you, too.
25:49I mean it.
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:51Or don't even plan on pulling back in the driveway.
26:00Here goes nothing.
26:04Hello.
26:05Hello, Jessie.
26:06What are you doing here?
26:08She's coming to see y'all's new house.
26:10Well, come on in.
26:11Come on, I mean.
26:12Well, do I need to come in because did June hit you?
26:14No, I had like a pimple, so I just covered it up.
26:17I got to talk to her and I just want to make sure she's in a good mood.
26:21We're going to leave you with that one all by yourself.
26:24Oh.
26:25Yeah, let me know how it goes.
26:26No.
26:27Oh, great.
26:31Oh, what are you doing here?
26:33Coming to see my mom.
26:34Well, I mean, you ain't been coming to Sunday dinners.
26:37Been in the group chat.
26:39No Jessica.
26:41No Cheyenne.
26:42I've been busy planning a wedding, remember?
26:45Oh, yeah.
26:46I did get that invitation in the mail.
26:48Are you going to go?
26:49Yeah, I'm going to go.
26:50Is Pumpkin going?
26:51Well, I mean, I told her dumbass that she needs to show up.
26:54Yeah, I did.
26:55What did Pumpkin say?
26:56She claimed that she was going to see what she's going to do.
26:58And I told her to put her big girl panties on and just say,
27:01we don't need to fight no more.
27:03Yeah, her.
27:04What are you actually doing over here?
27:06Does Cheyenne let you off the leash for a minute?
27:10I mean, I ain't been here but a few minutes,
27:12and you're already trying to get your digs in on Cheyenne.
27:14Well, I mean, she's the reason why you don't come around.
27:16She is not the reason why I don't come around.
27:18I choose not to.
27:19You and Pumpkin always let me the scapegoat.
27:21Not me, Pumpkin.
27:23Y'all are crazy.
27:26I need to come over to ask you something.
27:31What?
27:33You know the wedding.
27:34We're trying to plan it.
27:37Trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower,
27:39and she's got that covered.
27:42But we were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
27:49Coming up on Mama Jean.
27:51Why don't you call Trina and be like,
27:53hey, what can I help with?
27:54She don't have to use a cup of
27:55that, this, but I am not watching my mouth.
27:58Hey, kids, we're leaving in 15.
28:00Josh is going to be at the house really soon
28:03to drop the kids off.
28:04I know.
28:05You're going to quit rushing me.
28:06You need to hurry up.
28:07Josh and Darren haven't been in the same room,
28:08and I am not in the mood for them
28:10to have a knockout drag out today.
28:11I ain't afraid of Josh.
28:20I need to come over to ask you something.
28:22Trina's helped a lot with the bridal shower.
28:25We were wondering if you could help out with the wedding.
28:29I mean, you don't have to pay for the whole thing,
28:32but just help in places we need help.
28:34Why is it always money?
28:36Mama, because it's a wedding.
28:40I thought buying the girls what they wanted,
28:42giving them money, would fix all my problems,
28:44would fix my relationship,
28:45would make their relationship more perfect.
28:47No.
28:48Doctor has shown me that transactional relationships
28:50are toxic relationships, really.
28:53Breakfast is ready, baby girl.
28:54We don't have all morning.
28:56Well, I may get up by bringing gifts.
28:58You're not supposed to be buying our love.
29:00June, June, no.
29:03I have really been doing really good about that
29:06for the last couple years.
29:07But I guess Jessica forgot that little tidbit.
29:10Where's my mom at?
29:11Cheyenne's got her mom at every step of the way.
29:12She's there.
29:14Where's June?
29:15I mean, I don't know what kind of a stravagant wedding
29:18that y'all are trying to plan.
29:19I mean, you're very basic.
29:21We were wanting to have, like, a small location,
29:23but we really need to know if you're going to help with money.
29:27So, I mean, like, y'all had big things in your life.
29:30I paid for your college and everything,
29:32and then I paid for Pumpkin's wedding.
29:34You said, I'm never going to get married.
29:36I'm never going to have kids.
29:38Well, now you're almost 30 and decides,
29:40oh, I am deciding that I want to get married.
29:43Can you at least just think about it?
29:45No.
29:46Oh.
29:48Now, I look at it this way,
29:50that the girls have got, like,
29:52something big paid by me.
29:54I mean, Pumpkin's wedding, Jessica's college.
29:58And I gave Alana the big, fat check
30:00to help her get established in Colorado.
30:02And when Anna was alive, I mean, I helped pay her bills.
30:05I made sure that she had everything she needed
30:07through the cancer treatments.
30:09And I'm not doing that anymore
30:10because the bank of Mama June is closed.
30:15You know that I can get stuff for free.
30:17I'll call in some favors.
30:19Well, you can't get a whole building for free.
30:22Hey, I'm Mama June.
30:23Can I play for my gay daughter's wedding with a promo?
30:27I'll shoot a pride commercial for you
30:28if you let my lesbian daughter get married here.
30:33That's not how it works.
30:34You can get married, like, anywhere.
30:36You can get married right there on my back porch.
30:38And that is super free.
30:40And then, instead of me, like, helping out with money,
30:44I can help decorate.
30:48But the thing is, though,
30:49you don't know anything about the wedding, June.
30:51You didn't even ask me what colors we're doing,
30:53what we're thinking about.
30:54Well, I can stop right here at the DG
30:55and get some flowers.
30:57I know your favorite colors are purple and crimson red.
31:00Just because them are our favorite colors
31:02doesn't mean that's the colors we're doing.
31:04Well, I know y'all going with Alabama red.
31:05This is what I'm talking about.
31:07You don't know nothing.
31:10Well, maybe you showed up more like Sunday dinner.
31:13We would know more.
31:14Mama, the last time I seen all of y'all,
31:17everybody was dogging me.
31:19You think June by what a f***ing cinched on me?
31:21No.
31:22Not your job.
31:23I stand on I did nothing wrong.
31:27Okay.
31:28Well, bye, June.
31:31Mother of the Year goes to G.
31:32Yep.
31:33Remember, no longer transactional relationships.
31:48Whee!
31:51I'm gonna fall.
32:02I almost wrecked my whole scooter.
32:06You know you're not supposed to ride those
32:07if you're like under 18.
32:08I didn't know that.
32:09You think you can get a DUI on them?
32:11Victoria was telling me that.
32:12Yeah, you can get a DUI with alcohol.
32:14I guess because it was motorized.
32:16Girl, you won't know what happened to Judith last night.
32:18Wait, what happened?
32:19One of the patients hit me with her purse.
32:22Was her purse full?
32:23I think so.
32:24No, I did.
32:26Finding friends out here was definitely tough
32:28just because of who I am.
32:30And you never know if, like,
32:31people have good intentions or not.
32:33But luckily enough,
32:34I come across a really good group of friends,
32:36and they have been amazing
32:38through the whole nursing process,
32:39through literally everything I've gone through.
32:42Yeah.
32:42I feel like in the ED, that's where it gets.
32:44Oh, my God.
32:45The ED is so crazy.
32:46It's probably so crazy there.
32:47That's why I don't want to work there.
32:49Uh-uh.
32:49That's why I want to work in, like, the PICU,
32:51so then the little babies, they don't jump on me.
32:53That's true.
32:54I feel like it's so fitting for you
32:55because you, like, have such, like, a mom, like,
32:58caring vibe.
32:58Yeah, and I have all these daggum nieces and nephews.
33:01You're already a pro.
33:03Do you miss your family?
33:04I do.
33:05I think for the, like,
33:06I'm not going to say I don't miss my family,
33:07but if they call me and I don't want to talk to them,
33:09I don't answer.
33:09Yeah, that is nice
33:10because I stay at home with my family,
33:12and they're just always in my business.
33:13I mean, I do talk to Pumpkin a lot
33:15because, obviously, she's my sister.
33:17And, I mean, I don't really talk to Josh anymore
33:20because, like, after the divorce,
33:21he just kind of stopped talking to me.
33:23That's hard.
33:23I mean, he is going through a lot,
33:25and the divorce was, like, very hard on him, so.
33:27So, like, Pumpkin and Josh
33:28basically were my parents for a long time,
33:31and for Josh not to talk to me
33:33is kind of effed up, you know?
33:35Because I'm like, where you at?
33:36You're a ghost now?
33:37I'm a new Lana.
33:38I don't do the drama anymore.
33:40During our summer semester,
33:42I feel like it's going to be like,
33:43exam, exam, exam, exam, exam.
33:45And I'm going to be dying, dying, dying, dying, dying.
33:47I feel like the whole nursing program
33:48is going to go fast.
33:49I hope so.
33:50I want my degree to be done.
33:52I'm ready to graduate tomorrow, actually.
33:54Yes.
33:55I finished my sophomore year,
33:57which means I finished all my prereqs.
33:59That means I'm basically 50% a nurse.
34:02I'm so proud of myself.
34:04I got a 3.75 grade point average,
34:07so now I'm moving on to, like,
34:09the actual nursing program,
34:10which is very exciting.
34:12I get to go to summer classes,
34:14which will probably be a little hard on me
34:16just because I've never really had to take school
34:18during the summer.
34:19But as always, Lana's going to get it done either way.
34:23Are you going to go back home?
34:24Um, I don't know yet.
34:25My sister Jessica, she's having, like,
34:27a bridal shower or so.
34:28Oh my gosh, a wedding on the way?
34:30Yeah.
34:31Talking about weddings,
34:32are you and Jalen going to get married soon?
34:38We'll see what happens.
34:39Coming up on Mama Jean.
34:41It sounds like your problem
34:42is kind of, like, with Trina.
34:44I mean, she stays on her side of Jones County,
34:46I stay on my side.
34:47Y'all are going to become best friends.
34:49What that ass says goes.
34:51Tell them.
34:52The thought of seeing both of them together
34:54is a nightmare.
34:55I mean, I have a say-so.
34:57You need to hurry up.
35:06Maybe it started getting a little toasty out there.
35:09Sounded like it got a little toasty in here, too.
35:11Well, she was asking for money.
35:12What they always ask for.
35:14For what, though?
35:15Her wedding,
35:16because Trina's doing everything.
35:18Trina being a weenow.
35:20Maybe try to insert yourself a little more.
35:23Like, take the initiative
35:24to, like, be a part of it.
35:26How many times we didn't buy her for sunny dinner?
35:29How many times she showed up?
35:31But Trina being a weenow.
35:32We didn't have Sunday dinner.
35:33They'd be there with all the cat bells sitting on her.
35:36Okay, but that's what I'm saying.
35:37They'd be right there at that store
35:38making that plate.
35:40It sounds like your problem
35:42is kind of, like, with Trina.
35:44Trina and Cheyenne,
35:46it is like they're two in one.
35:48Like, Trina's ass is right here,
35:50and Cheyenne's head
35:52is up in her intestines.
35:54Maybe they have the same relationship
35:56that you and the girls have.
35:57I mean, you used to always holler about it.
35:59It was always just me and the girls
36:01and nobody else.
36:02Maybe that's why they're so close.
36:03And now she got Jessica, like, over there,
36:06like, under her little spell.
36:08I don't know.
36:09I hate Trina.
36:12Why don't you go out of your way
36:14and call Trina and insert yourself
36:16and be like, hey, what can I help with?
36:18Well, I mean, I ain't really known Trina like that.
36:20Y'all are gonna become best friends.
36:21She don't have to use a couple
36:22that, this, that, whatever,
36:25because I am not watching my mouth.
36:27Well, you know, y'all are gonna be related.
36:29We already know that.
36:31She can pray for me on Sunday, baby,
36:32at the church house.
36:33Okay.
36:43Where are you even taking me?
36:45I got a little surprise planned for you.
36:48I do.
36:50Candles.
36:51Are you gonna make one, too?
36:53I reckon.
36:58Welcome to Zane.
37:00You like it?
37:01And I'll be right with y'all.
37:03Thank you so much.
37:03You're welcome.
37:04Pumpkin tries to act all tough,
37:06but I know deep down that that whole Jessica situation,
37:09it really did hurt her,
37:11and it got her in a little funky place,
37:13so I found this little candle place
37:15about about an hour away.
37:16Josh is, he's gonna bring the kids back
37:18later on this evening,
37:19but before he does,
37:20I'll see if maybe we can't just
37:22have a fun little date day.
37:24You ever made a candle before?
37:26No.
37:26I burn them.
37:27Okay, so y'all go ahead and start off
37:29by grabbing aprons
37:30and choosing a fragrance.
37:31Okay.
37:32All right.
37:33Me and Josh first got together,
37:34we were pretty much kids.
37:36I got a bun in the oven, Tilly.
37:37I'm pregnant.
37:39I got pregnant very quickly.
37:41I got married very quickly.
37:44We had to grow up very quickly.
37:46Come on, pretty girl.
37:48So daddy confessed about money then?
37:50Money then.
37:51We didn't have time for dates.
37:52We didn't have time to, you know,
37:55be young and be kind of like in love.
37:57And with Darren, that's the complete opposite.
38:00I'm able to just like kind of be in my feminine era.
38:03I like that.
38:04How'd you even find this place?
38:05I might have done some Googling
38:07and some research
38:07and put a little time into this.
38:09Oh, okay.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I'm not used to things like this.
38:12I might like you a little bit.
38:17It ain't that from me.
38:18You're just kind of cracking me up
38:19in this apron.
38:23You know what a candle
38:24would be a good gift for?
38:25What?
38:26Maybe a bridal shower
38:27at your sister's house.
38:28Is that why you bought me here?
38:30You give her your candle.
38:31She's not getting my candle.
38:32Give her your candle.
38:33I think I'm going to name mine
38:34Jessie DeStressi.
38:36Yeah.
38:37Just burn it up
38:38and be done with it, huh?
38:39Yeah.
38:42Come on, Cy.
38:43Come on, Cy.
38:45Hello.
38:48How are you doing?
38:49I need socks.
38:50I'm an E-N-E.
38:51Okay.
38:53So whether the kids are adjusted
38:55to coming back and forth or not,
38:56I'm still not adjusted
38:57to dropping my kids off every week.
38:59It sucks for me.
39:00It's very emotional.
39:01I just try to hide the pain
39:03by doing something fun with the kids
39:05before I drop them off.
39:06So, you know,
39:07we're going to go to a little fun place
39:08and let them run rampant.
39:11Yeah.
39:16Where's my socks at?
39:22Hey, Ellie.
39:23Hey, Ellie.
39:25Even though Punk is not talking to me,
39:27I still want to see the kids.
39:28I mean, her and Josh were together
39:3010 plus years
39:31and we're like family.
39:32So if Josh has the kids,
39:34I'm going to go hang out with them.
39:35What are you doing, huh?
39:37What are you doing?
39:38Where's Sasa?
39:39They're laying in the trampoline.
39:41You want to go get on trampoline?
39:42Yeah.
39:43Go back.
39:49What bright idea did you have
39:50to bring these kids up in here?
39:52Imagine getting them out.
39:53I like to go do fun things.
39:54That's going to be the worst part.
39:56What have y'all been up to?
39:57We're planning in this bridal shower.
39:59Did you get your invite?
40:00I did.
40:02You know me and Punk is still ain't talking.
40:04So we need somebody to bring the kids.
40:07You know, I don't have the kids that week.
40:11I mean, I was asking you to bring the kids
40:13if she doesn't show up.
40:16Josh.
40:26Mix and pour.
40:27Yes, it's 25 stars.
40:29You want to count?
40:29I can't count with 25.
40:30You bought me on the date night.
40:32You're supposed to take charge.
40:38Oh, bitch.
40:39What?
40:39We're supposed to get the kids back
40:40in a little bit,
40:41and we're still an hour from the house.
40:42So here'll be okay.
40:44No.
40:46I'll tell you what's crazy as hell,
40:47the fact that I planned this whole date for you.
40:49You're trying to rush me through it.
40:52Listen to me.
40:53You've got to leave before the charge gets here.
40:55We're going to be fine.
40:56Everything's going to be fine.
40:57Oh, my God.
40:59I think we're ready.
41:01Calm down.
41:02It's okay.
41:02Get your things and come on.
41:03Last time I planned an hour away trip with you.
41:07What are you going to name your candle?
41:08Rushed date night.
41:11Josh is going to be at the house really soon
41:14to drop the kids off.
41:15Thank you so much.
41:16You're welcome.
41:16Josh and Darren haven't been in the same room
41:18since me and Darren started dating.
41:20It's because Josh hates Darren,
41:21and I tried to avoid that whole situation,
41:23and I am not in the mood for them
41:25to have a knockout dragout today.
41:27Oh.
41:28I know.
41:29You're going to quit rushing me.
41:32We're planning in this bridal shower,
41:33so we need somebody to bring the kids.
41:35Just tell her that Ella's going.
41:38Sure.
41:39Darren and Pumpkin might be there,
41:41and the thought of seeing both of them together
41:43is a nightmare.
41:46What that ass says goes.
41:47Tell her.
41:49I mean, I have a say-so.
41:51Hey, kids.
41:52We're leaving in 15.
41:57Come on.
42:06Come here, kiddo.
42:09I'm not playing with you.
42:10Makes sense.
42:11Josh is going to be there.
42:12Come on.
42:12Well, today just might be the day, Pumpkin.
42:14I don't know what to tell you.
42:15I'm sorry.
42:20I ain't afraid of Josh, Pumpkin.
42:23You need to hurry up.
42:28And you're not listening.
42:30Here we go.
42:31You know what?
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