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Full Episode of Oops, I Married My Bestie's Brother!
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00:00:20Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:25What happened?
00:00:27That's crazy.
00:00:40Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:01:00Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car.
00:01:02Oh my god, oh my god.
00:01:03How are you?
00:01:04I missed you.
00:01:06Yes.
00:01:07Okay, seatbelt.
00:01:08Buckle up.
00:01:09Buckle up.
00:01:12You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:15Your new car sounds really good, by the way.
00:01:18And so familiar.
00:01:20Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:22Mine is in the shop.
00:01:23Well, I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:25Wish I didn't.
00:01:26But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:36Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:38How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:42know?
00:01:45Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:49You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:52Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:58I'm staging an intervention.
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:00Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:02You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:05I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:07You are my- Hey, look at me.
00:02:08Look at me.
00:02:09You are my best friend.
00:02:11Got it?
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:15Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:18Sorry in advance.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21Here we are.
00:02:21I'm gonna puke.
00:02:22Oh, window.
00:02:24Window.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:37This is modest?
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:40You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:45Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:49Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:57Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:59Go.
00:03:00Now.
00:03:06Who's that?
00:03:07That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:08And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:11You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:14Plague?
00:03:15God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:17This is where you grew up.
00:03:18Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:22And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:25Ooh.
00:03:25Shall I?
00:03:27Shall we?
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:29Yeah, sure.
00:03:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:30Let's go.
00:03:31Let's go.
00:03:32Here it is.
00:03:33The guest house.
00:03:37Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:39I love it.
00:03:46I just want the best for you.
00:03:47No one should feel alone.
00:03:50Especially not at your age.
00:03:52The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:54I can feel it.
00:03:55Ah!
00:03:57Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:02I know, girl.
00:04:03I'm speechless, too.
00:04:04I know.
00:04:05I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:09Why not?
00:04:12Because...
00:04:15Because I'm married.
00:04:20Because I'm married.
00:04:22What?
00:04:23Ah!
00:04:24What do you mean who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:27Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Is that him?
00:04:31Show me.
00:04:31Show me to me.
00:04:32Please help.
00:04:35Holy...
00:04:37Shit.
00:04:39Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:41You know that police's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:44$50,000?
00:04:46No!
00:04:46What?
00:04:47Yeah, I have to tell him to get something less expensive?
00:04:50To get something smaller?
00:04:51I'm sorry, wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:53You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:55He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you.
00:04:58I'll handle this.
00:04:59Trinity, don't.
00:05:00Don't.
00:05:01Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:05The biggest.
00:05:06And spare no expense.
00:05:09Do not send that.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:14Do not.
00:05:15Take it!
00:05:15Oh, my God.
00:05:16Too late.
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:22he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:25You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense!
00:05:34Why would they be together?
00:05:36Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:38No.
00:05:39No.
00:05:40Definitely not.
00:05:40Oh, well.
00:05:41How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste.
00:05:45Yeah.
00:05:45How nice.
00:05:46Mmm.
00:05:48Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot!
00:05:50Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:59Take this one.
00:06:01What would you like the card to say?
00:06:072L from Mr. C.
00:06:12Okay, well.
00:06:13I am going to go get a facial, and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:17It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:19Doors always open.
00:06:20I know how you like that peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:23I love you!
00:06:24Love you!
00:06:27You need a nap.
00:06:32Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:34So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:36As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:37Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:39Okay, good.
00:06:39Go.
00:06:40Go.
00:06:50Go.
00:06:55Go.
00:06:55I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:58And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:44Bye, now.
00:07:55Oh, no.
00:07:57I didn't...
00:07:58Oh, no.
00:07:58How did he know where I am?
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:05911, what's your emergency?
00:08:07Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:11I got me.
00:08:12I have a stalker.
00:08:13And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:19OK.
00:08:21OK, breathe.
00:08:22Just calm down.
00:08:26Who?
00:08:28Who called the cops?
00:08:31Oh, you're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:35You're fine.
00:08:35Whoa!
00:08:36What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:47Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:09:00Dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:02This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:04OK, then what are you doing here?
00:09:05I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:07Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10OK, it is.
00:09:11It is.
00:09:11It is.
00:09:12I am her brother's manager.
00:09:17You.
00:09:18That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:20And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22Oh.
00:09:23You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:28For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:30OK, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:37So you're not a stalker?
00:09:40No.
00:09:42Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:44I'm disarmament.
00:09:47OK, can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:50So, OK, we're both living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Yup.
00:09:57Yup.
00:09:57And I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So I'm going to.
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:14Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:16Oh, God, I'm not.
00:10:17OK, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:19Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:25Just, just.
00:10:27What?
00:10:29Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:33Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yes.
00:10:36Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:42And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:55I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Well, you see, the thing, the thing is, it was me.
00:11:05Oh, officer.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, Mr.
00:11:22Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:27Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:28I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one walls.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35So thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:38Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:39I will.
00:11:40Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:54Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:07Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:20Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing.
00:12:23Because...
00:12:23Because you live here.
00:12:25And I live here.
00:12:27Mm-hmm.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:32Ha, ha, ha.
00:12:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:12:34Ha, ha, ha.
00:12:35Ha, ha, ha.
00:12:35Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37Ha, ha, ha.
00:12:38My life is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner
00:12:46and here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55That's...
00:12:56Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:12:57Who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:01Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:05That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:11I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:13:15Okay, you do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:17You doing it is gonna make...
00:13:19Yes.
00:13:20Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29Mr. C.
00:13:31Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:40We need to get a divorce.
00:13:42What?
00:13:43Clearly?
00:13:43I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:45My friends, they're all getting married.
00:13:47They're all having kids.
00:13:48And I'm not.
00:13:48And that's fine.
00:13:49But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:51I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:55What?
00:13:56Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:13:59Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:00Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny yet.
00:14:03Not funny, not funny.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:05So I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:10Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:13Mm-hmm.
00:14:13How?
00:14:13I know.
00:14:14Because you make me feel fixed.
00:14:30So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:32I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:33I'm going to go pack my things and then I'm going to get a lawyer.
00:14:36And then he's going to-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god.
00:14:37Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:39No, I don't want to because I want to get this taken care of on my own and I think
00:14:42-
00:14:42Wait, what are you doing?
00:14:44You don't stop talking!
00:14:45Stop!
00:14:45Let me go!
00:14:47Now put me down!
00:14:48Oh my god!
00:14:48Shh!
00:14:54Oh!
00:14:55Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:09What am I looking at?
00:15:10Okay, five years ago, there was nothing.
00:15:13Okay, just dirt.
00:15:15Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:18Nothing but exposed rhubarb and trenches.
00:15:23So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:28You're neither.
00:15:29My point is that sometimes things take time.
00:15:32And the right circumstances.
00:15:35But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:41Look, Elle.
00:15:43I'm a rational man.
00:15:45The fact that you and I are living here in L.A.
00:15:47Where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:53The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:54Yeah, they are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:06Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:12What are you proposing?
00:16:1430 days.
00:16:15We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:31So like a 30 day trial?
00:16:33I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:36Yeah.
00:16:37You are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44Higher stakes.
00:16:47Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:51I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle.
00:16:53I mean, that's life.
00:17:08All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:10You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:19And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:22And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:27Got it?
00:17:27I accept your terms.
00:17:31But I have terms of my own.
00:17:37I have terms of my own.
00:17:39Of course you do, okay?
00:17:40Term number one.
00:17:42We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:45No.
00:17:46That is not a weird ask.
00:17:47Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:55Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:01One night a week.
00:18:02Date night.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077pm, okay?
00:18:09If you're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:13We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:15We should be intimate.
00:18:16Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:20Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24I've never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:30I've never had one.
00:18:31No time.
00:18:32Or interest.
00:18:33I mean, till now.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:38I'm your first pancake.
00:18:39That's awesome.
00:18:39We're doomed.
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:42One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:45You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:48My answer?
00:18:50No.
00:18:52We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:55Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:57Fossil pace.
00:18:59Slow.
00:19:12No.
00:19:18What was that?
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:22You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:29We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:47Oh, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:49Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:07I won't screw this up.
00:20:23Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27Oh, no.
00:20:29Oh, no.
00:20:33Oh, no.
00:20:34I'm going to kill him.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40Good morning.
00:20:42Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50Start the day off right, huh?
00:20:52You got...
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:54Well, could you start the day right?
00:20:55I'm a little bit more...
00:20:56I don't know.
00:20:58Quietly?
00:20:58Please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:05No.
00:21:06He says no.
00:21:07Wow.
00:21:08Okay.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08Because who needs sleep?
00:21:10No.
00:21:11No.
00:21:18Six in the morning.
00:21:20Stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:27Blue!
00:21:28Blue!
00:21:41Blue!
00:21:45Blue.
00:21:47Blue.
00:21:54Blue.
00:21:58No, no, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances
00:22:05What do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No
00:22:11Fine
00:22:18Totally no no that is unacceptable
00:22:26One night a week date night 7 p.m. Okay
00:23:04I wasn't sure you're going to pay my hand
00:23:14I thought the girls are missing
00:24:04Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:07Good morning to you, too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
00:24:12you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:18A wellness event?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21With who?
00:24:22My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:34I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:52You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:55This is me. Take it or leave it.
00:24:58Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:01Well, have fun working.
00:25:05Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10God, he's boring.
00:25:24So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:27Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:35Oh, idea.
00:25:46We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:53Oh, so true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:25:58Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:06So, what's he really like? If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's complicated.
00:26:16He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:19He works a lot.
00:26:22I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:24Of course he was.
00:26:25Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Oh, God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:53I'm going to go.
00:26:56I'm going to go get some air.
00:26:58Okay, do you want me to come with you?
00:27:00I'm okay.
00:27:02I'm just going to go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:07Yes, yes.
00:27:08Or I'm going to throw up in it.
00:27:11TBD.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:33Hi, hi.
00:27:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:38Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:42Oh, yeah.
00:27:43Yeah, yeah, a healthy dose.
00:27:47Ah.
00:27:48Shh.
00:27:50Be well, either, sister.
00:27:53No, no, no, no.
00:27:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:05I have to go.
00:28:20Oh.
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:26Thank you for driving me. Do I owe you anything or...?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:33Oliver?
00:28:36Oh, he saved me.
00:28:39My angel.
00:28:41Come with me.
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:02Oliver!
00:29:07Hey, big boy.
00:29:11You look.
00:29:15Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:18My beautiful.
00:29:21Are you... are you high?
00:29:24Wow.
00:29:25This is just so crazy because...
00:29:28because earlier her face was turning into yours,
00:29:31and now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:34And it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:40God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:44Chocolate, baby.
00:29:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:50Oh.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:55No, no, no, wait.
00:29:55It's fine.
00:29:56It's fine.
00:29:58It's a little base.
00:29:59Everything's fine.
00:30:00No.
00:30:01No, it's not.
00:30:03It's not.
00:30:04It's everything.
00:30:06It's us.
00:30:06It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so bad, but...
00:30:15all of her.
00:30:17I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:28Are you okay?
00:30:36It's okay.
00:30:37It's okay.
00:30:39Oh.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:41Here, I got you.
00:30:41I got your little ponytail.
00:30:54So...
00:30:58Should we talk about it?
00:31:00No.
00:31:01I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:08Oh, no.
00:31:09No, no, no.
00:31:10Not...
00:31:11Not that.
00:31:14Um...
00:31:14This...
00:31:17This is...
00:31:18This is...
00:31:18It's wrong.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Why wrong?
00:31:25Come on, Oliver.
00:31:27You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:40Two weeks?
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:46I don't know.
00:31:46I think if this was one of my friends, I would...
00:31:49I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:51It's a girl.
00:31:53Cut your losses.
00:31:55Get the annulment.
00:31:56Move on with your life.
00:31:58So...
00:32:00Um...
00:32:01I don't know.
00:32:02I think maybe at the 30 days...
00:32:07We should be done.
00:32:09Officially.
00:32:15Oliver?
00:32:20Oliver?
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:24Affirmative.
00:32:25That's what you want.
00:32:28I...
00:32:28I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:32I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:38Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41Go for it.
00:32:42I just wanna watch...
00:32:43Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:48You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:49Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:53We'll see.
00:32:56Okay then.
00:32:59Pass the ball!
00:33:00God!
00:33:01Peterson always does this.
00:33:02He hogs the ball every time.
00:33:04Thank you!
00:33:05I literally say this.
00:33:07Right?
00:33:08Go, go, go.
00:33:09Go, go, go, go.
00:33:12Yes!
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:14Yes!
00:33:15Clippers win!
00:33:28It's a good game.
00:33:30Good defense.
00:33:33What?
00:33:36Great game.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:42I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:46I wanna see this whole thing through.
00:33:48The whole 30 days.
00:33:51It's...
00:33:51It's prudent.
00:33:54It's prudent?
00:33:55Really?
00:33:56Shut up.
00:33:57Come on, you...
00:33:58Stop!
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:33:59Wait, okay, but...
00:34:01I wanna ask you a question.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:06It's not hard!
00:34:08Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:10We can really love it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:12Vegas.
00:34:13Hotel bar.
00:34:16Lights are low.
00:34:17It's very impromptu.
00:34:18Very chaotic.
00:34:20And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:22You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:23By herself.
00:34:25An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:27But what would she think?
00:34:30What's wrong?
00:34:37Pierce.
00:34:38Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:39Doors opened 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:42I need you here now.
00:34:43Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:43I'm on my way.
00:34:45I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:48I have to go.
00:34:48No, I know.
00:34:50I think I'm coming with ya.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:54You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:58Awesome.
00:34:59Okay.
00:35:00I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:05Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:06In the same room.
00:35:07What could go wrong?
00:35:15Hey.
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:22I have to go talk to them.
00:35:23Okay?
00:35:24Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:25Okay?
00:35:25What?
00:35:26Oliver!
00:35:28Kennedy's coming.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:36Are you lost?
00:35:38You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:40No.
00:35:40No, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:42Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:46Don't get Pierce's wardrobe!
00:35:48Go!
00:35:49Now!
00:35:50So sorry, Mr.
00:35:51Go!
00:35:52Now!
00:35:53Unprofessional!
00:35:54I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:01You know you can be really scary.
00:36:06Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:09Elle!
00:36:09I'm tracking you and it says you're here!
00:36:12Where are you, girly?
00:36:13You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:15And she...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:18Ow!
00:36:20I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:22I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:24I know.
00:36:25Yeah.
00:36:25Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Same thing.
00:36:29Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:29I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:30No, no, no.
00:36:31Why?
00:36:31Why not?
00:36:32Oh, what?
00:36:33Because you're married?
00:36:34Come on, Elle!
00:36:36That is just a fantasy.
00:36:38Let's get out of fairytale land together.
00:36:40Okay?
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:45After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:54Okay.
00:36:55Just talk to the label guys.
00:36:56Just go out there.
00:36:57Do your thing.
00:36:58Give them the goods.
00:36:59Okay?
00:37:00I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like,
00:37:02sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:04Basic brand marketing.
00:37:06You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:08Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:11You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:16I'm seeing someone.
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Who?
00:37:19What's her name?
00:37:20Here.
00:37:21Open up.
00:37:22I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:27I need you to do me a favor.
00:37:29Okay?
00:37:29Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:33Three, two, one!
00:37:39Two, one!
00:37:40You owe me.
00:37:43What's up?
00:37:44What took you so long?
00:37:46Nothing.
00:37:46I was just practicing my set, so I didn't hear you.
00:37:50What's up?
00:37:50Who do you owe me to meet?
00:37:52Crazed fan?
00:37:53Make a wish kid?
00:37:54Not exactly.
00:37:56Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:37:59Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:02Hey.
00:38:03Hey.
00:38:05So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:08I'm so sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry.
00:38:10Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:22No.
00:38:23Artists have parties and schedules.
00:38:26Mm-hmm.
00:38:28Is he flirting with me?
00:38:31Sorry.
00:38:34That was rude, right?
00:38:36It was okay.
00:38:37You want me to shut fire?
00:38:38No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:40No!
00:38:43Sorry, this might be too forward, but, and you probably get it all the time, but you are
00:38:49insanely beautiful.
00:38:50Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:53Do I hear nuptials, Braylon?
00:38:55Ken, stop.
00:38:59Oh, Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:06Okay, cool.
00:39:09Now I got you too.
00:39:10Pierce, take us ready for you backstage, and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:15Well, I hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:20Don't leave this time, and maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:31He is totally into you.
00:39:33I totally predicted this.
00:39:35Am I psych?
00:39:37Maybe this was a sign.
00:39:39Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:46He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:48Sorry, husband.
00:39:49I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:51Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:56Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:58He's better.
00:39:59How do you know?
00:40:00It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:03Right.
00:40:03Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:07Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:12Ready?
00:40:13I think so.
00:40:14Let's go.
00:40:15We're actually doing that.
00:40:17Here we go.
00:40:18Get ready.
00:40:20Oh, this.
00:40:21Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:25Yes.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:28Oh, God.
00:40:29That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:32No.
00:40:34How did it get worse?
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:37Hurry.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:40:48Okay, well, we already messed up the show.
00:40:50Oh, who cares?
00:40:51I've seen it a million times, and you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:55Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:40:59Great.
00:41:00Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you.
00:41:02Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:05Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:06You know, like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:11like, spiraling beforehand, and he needed a break.
00:41:13But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:17Like, who does that, right?
00:41:20Ugh.
00:41:20I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:23She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:25Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:27You know what?
00:41:28I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:35Good for you, girl.
00:41:37Yes!
00:41:38Feminism.
00:41:39Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:41You don't want anything, right?
00:41:42No, I'm good.
00:41:42I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:44Okay, back in five.
00:41:52Fairytales don't exist, though.
00:41:59You clean up nice.
00:42:05Well, you came back.
00:42:07How kind.
00:42:09I deserve that.
00:42:10You ditched me.
00:42:13Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:15Am I not, what, posh?
00:42:16No, no, no.
00:42:18Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:20Stuff that I can't.
00:42:21Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:25Come on a date with me.
00:42:27A real one.
00:42:28Right now.
00:42:29Right now?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:33Do I trust him?
00:42:43I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:45Very good, sir.
00:42:48You ready?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:53Fancy.
00:42:55I'll try.
00:42:58You know, this is so weird.
00:43:00What?
00:43:01Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:03Have you ever met him?
00:43:04He's just never there.
00:43:07Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:10All right.
00:43:11So, where are we going?
00:43:24You ready?
00:43:26Oh, God.
00:43:28He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:33You ready?
00:43:33I thought an abandoned construction site,
00:43:36aka a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:39That's what the...
00:43:40You're perfect.
00:43:41It's my house.
00:43:42It will be soon.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:48That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:51Think about that?
00:43:54That's a really good idea.
00:43:56For good being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:01Show me around.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:09Okay, so...
00:44:11Give me the vision.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13I'm trying to picture.
00:44:14Here.
00:44:15This is where the couch would go.
00:44:17Oh, right here.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:19This is where the projector would be.
00:44:21Projector, okay.
00:44:22Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:26I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games,
00:44:28and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:29If I remember correctly,
00:44:31you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:32Okay, yeah.
00:44:33I was a travesty.
00:44:34Of course.
00:44:37I thought this was over,
00:44:39but now...
00:44:40What's happening between us?
00:44:45Okay, so...
00:44:46What about this?
00:44:48I mean, that's easy.
00:44:50Oh, it's easy?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52I mean, your spot.
00:44:55I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:44:58You can hang up your prints.
00:45:00I was thinking maybe if you want,
00:45:01you could put up like a little backdrop,
00:45:03and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:06How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:09I may have looked at your website.
00:45:12Oh, my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:13No, I'm not...
00:45:14That's what you're saying.
00:45:14I'm researched, okay?
00:45:16Big difference.
00:45:17I don't know about that.
00:45:22I know that you listen to rock when you cook,
00:45:27that your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed,
00:45:31that you tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:34when you're trying not to cry,
00:45:36and then know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:41Like right now.
00:45:44Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:47More than just my manner is.
00:45:49I know.
00:45:52What I don't know is...
00:45:57What do you want?
00:46:01Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:05You.
00:46:22In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:27I was falling for him.
00:46:29There was no doubt about it.
00:46:38Oh, no.
00:46:59I want to do what you want.
00:47:00I want to do it.
00:47:05Sex and a construction site.
00:47:07We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:09So irresponsible.
00:47:11Oh, I know.
00:47:11Ooh.
00:47:15Oliver?
00:47:15Yeah?
00:47:17Can you tell me something?
00:47:18Hmm?
00:47:19Just think about you.
00:47:20I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:27Now I got you too.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Why was he texting her?
00:47:34Not much to know.
00:47:36No, there's a lot.
00:47:38I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:41What's your family like?
00:47:42You can't tell her.
00:47:44Not now.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:52I'm so sorry.
00:47:53I have a family emergency.
00:47:54I have to go.
00:47:55You okay?
00:47:56Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:47:57It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:47:59Okay?
00:47:59I'll be in touch.
00:48:06I'll be in touch?
00:48:09God.
00:48:10El, what are you doing?
00:48:15God.
00:48:22Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:25What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:27What's going on?
00:48:28Rebranding.
00:48:29That's the emergency.
00:48:31We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:36starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:41Great.
00:48:42Rebranding.
00:48:43We can do that.
00:48:43Look, I really-
00:48:44I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:47I need you all on board.
00:48:49Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:50I'm here.
00:48:51What's the big emergency?
00:48:53What the hell are you doing here?
00:48:56Hi, sis.
00:49:00Hi, sis.
00:49:02Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:04This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:07I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:08I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:11Wow.
00:49:12Sick burn, bro.
00:49:13How dare you-
00:49:14Stop it, the both of you.
00:49:17We need to come together as a family.
00:49:21Give her sister a hug.
00:49:22Put your feud in the past.
00:49:24Yeah, big bro.
00:49:26Come on.
00:49:26Give me a hug.
00:49:32You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:34Challenge accepted, Brat.
00:49:37So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:47wholesome.
00:49:48It's what the shareholders need to see, which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need
00:49:54to find a photographer.
00:49:56Yes, this is Elle, and I'm the genius photographer.
00:49:59Oh, God, please, don't say it.
00:50:01Elle.
00:50:02My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:03I am so fucked.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:12Why?
00:50:12Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:14My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:16No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:18Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:21We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:24Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:26Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:28I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so-
00:50:30You're what?
00:50:31Why do you care?
00:50:33What's the problem?
00:50:34Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him after last night?
00:50:38I don't.
00:50:39I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:42Elle spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:45Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:49Great.
00:50:49It's huddled down.
00:50:5010 a.m. tomorrow.
00:50:55This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:03Last night was incredible.
00:51:13Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:16Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:17And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:23Ms. Chamberlain?
00:51:24Uh, no, I'm not Ms. Chamberlain.
00:51:26Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:30To Oliver.
00:51:31Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:33Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:34I don't know, miss.
00:51:35Uh, I just go around and told.
00:51:37Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:40Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:43Just...
00:51:49Why is Kennedy's family company sending all over this?
00:51:55Hey, Ken.
00:51:58Okay, don't scream.
00:51:59I have news.
00:52:00What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:02No, better.
00:52:03My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:07A family feature on My Family.
00:52:10Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:12I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her mask.
00:52:15Get it right or do not come back to your next ship.
00:52:18Wow.
00:52:19I can't imagine why.
00:52:21So?
00:52:22So?
00:52:24Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:31Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:33Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:37That's why you called.
00:52:38You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:41Duh, bitch!
00:52:44Lenity.
00:52:45This is huge!
00:52:46This is major.
00:52:47Like, like, career defining.
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:49Yes, I will be there.
00:52:50I will so do it, of course.
00:52:52Yes!
00:52:53Okay, let's go!
00:52:56Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:01Okay, go on.
00:53:03Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:07But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:12Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:16But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:18Okay, weird.
00:53:19That's fine.
00:53:20Yay!
00:53:20Okay!
00:53:21I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:23Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:26Blum, blum, blum, blum!
00:53:32I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:36Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:47She's so excited for this one to rabble everything I've kept hidden.
00:53:56So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:53:59Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:01Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:05Why would you do that?
00:54:06I mean, maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:08Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:11You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:13You rarely do.
00:54:14For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:19Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:25She told you that.
00:54:26Duh.
00:54:28I'm her best friend.
00:54:30She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:33I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:38Well, I'm out.
00:54:40I have a facial.
00:54:44All good.
00:54:46Pierce is finding love, then, it seems.
00:54:48So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:53You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:54:58You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:00Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:02Good, bring her in.
00:55:03Mom, I...
00:55:13Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:18Oliver.
00:55:20Oliver.
00:55:22Oliver.
00:55:27El.
00:55:30El.
00:55:56Hey.
00:55:57Hey.
00:55:58Should we not mind helping?
00:55:59Nah, come on.
00:56:01I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:03Sure.
00:56:04Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:05Ah, yeah.
00:56:10She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:12Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:18It was my right one.
00:56:21Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:24No, come on, it's no big deal.
00:56:25Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182.
00:56:28For the record.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:43And we did.
00:56:44But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:49You okay?
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:55I'm really excited to photograph her family.
00:56:57But I am super nervous.
00:56:59Ah, come on.
00:57:00Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:01You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:03So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:10I'm flattered.
00:57:12But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Kennedy, she...
00:57:16No, I know, I know.
00:57:17It's complicated.
00:57:19I...
00:57:21Really.
00:57:22He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:24Thanks.
00:57:25See ya.
00:57:27See ya.
00:57:27Bye.
00:57:31I cannot believe.
00:57:33I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:36And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:47The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:50To leave a message...
00:57:52Where?
00:58:11Everything okay sexy?
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14Everything's fine.
00:58:15If Elle can move on, so can her.
00:58:17Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:26Okay, Elle.
00:58:27You got this.
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:30Got this.
00:58:32Are we ready?
00:58:33I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:35Kennedy!
00:58:37Can...
00:58:37Yeah?
00:58:38Text your brother.
00:58:38Make sure he's on time.
00:58:40And, sweetie.
00:58:42Add a little lip liner.
00:58:43You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:48Hey girl, you okay?
00:58:49Yeah, it's just...
00:58:51My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:58:54Of course.
00:58:54Wait.
00:58:55Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:58:59Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:02All right places, everyone.
00:59:05All right, all right, all right.
00:59:07The attractive one is here.
00:59:09Nobody panic.
00:59:13Where is he?
00:59:14Where's Oliver?
00:59:16Wait, sorry.
00:59:17Why would you need...
00:59:23Oliver?
00:59:27Oliver?
00:59:30What are you doing here?
00:59:32Okay, I can explain.
00:59:33Finally.
00:59:35They've been waiting.
00:59:37Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:41My older brother.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:45Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:48Elle, I...
00:59:49Wait, what's going on?
00:59:52I am so familiar.
00:59:54It's my older brother's car.
00:59:55Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:59:58You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:01The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:03Go get Pierce's wardrobe!
01:00:05Can you tell me something?
01:00:07About you?
01:00:08I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:10And then everything clicked.
01:00:11Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:14The other shoe always drops.
01:00:17You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:25You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:28What is going on?
01:00:30He's the guy I married.
01:00:32Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:36I assumed you knew.
01:00:37No!
01:00:38Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:40Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:42And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:46Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:47You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:48What? What date?
01:00:49I saw you guys last night.
01:00:51Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:00:53Jesus.
01:00:53You really think that little of me?
01:00:55Ollie, sweetie.
01:00:57I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:00:59There she is.
01:01:00Oliver's future wife.
01:01:03Your what?
01:01:04No.
01:01:05This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:07Hold on.
01:01:09Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:11How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:14Wait.
01:01:15Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:20Oh my God.
01:01:22You did?
01:01:24Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:32Do not touch me right now.
01:01:35You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:40I was afraid you were gonna leave.
01:01:42Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:47I'm dating Elle.
01:01:48No.
01:01:49No, you're not.
01:01:50Not anymore.
01:01:53Just to be clear.
01:01:55I want a divorce.
01:01:57You're married?
01:01:58Ew.
01:02:00Screw this.
01:02:00I'm out of here.
01:02:02Great idea.
01:02:03I'm in.
01:02:04Elle.
01:02:04No.
01:02:13Okay, start talking because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:20I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:24Hey, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:26Alright, ready?
01:02:27Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:29One, two, three.
01:02:30Beautiful.
01:02:31Nice job you guys.
01:02:32Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:35She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:38I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:41But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:45I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:50And I panicked, okay?
01:02:51I just...
01:02:52I wanted it.
01:02:54Holy shit.
01:02:56So it's true.
01:02:57You did steal his date.
01:02:59It was wrong, okay?
01:03:00Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:02I'm a CEO.
01:03:03I tried to control everything.
01:03:05Understatement of the century.
01:03:07But...
01:03:07I don't know.
01:03:08With Elle, I...
01:03:10I'm different.
01:03:13Better.
01:03:16I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:19Um...
01:03:19Go.
01:03:21Go and talk to her.
01:03:23Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:30And Elle...
01:03:33I do love you, you know.
01:03:38Me too.
01:03:44Elle!
01:03:46Elle!
01:04:03It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:08I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:16I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:25Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:27But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:31And so I knew it was time.
01:04:33Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:37We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:39I said, how about Harden in that 6.5?
01:04:41He's like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:42Harden in that 6.5?
01:04:43I...
01:04:44Can I, um...
01:04:46Can I come home?
01:04:49I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:05Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:10Just hoping it works.
01:05:21This is the last one.
01:05:23We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:27Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:29So, you again.
01:05:31I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:34Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:35I know who he is.
01:05:39He really, really likes you.
01:05:42You know?
01:05:49Elle, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:53Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:05:56Selfish.
01:05:57But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago
01:06:01at the Forbes 30 under 30 Gala.
01:06:03Even though I never talked to you.
01:06:05You were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:08I envied you immensely.
01:06:11So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother,
01:06:16I stole this date.
01:06:17I couldn't help myself.
01:06:19I know we're different, Elle.
01:06:21But I will make this work.
01:06:24Anyway, any day.
01:06:26But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:29We can get a divorce.
01:06:30The papers are included here.
01:06:34Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:37Just about ready now.
01:06:39Where we'll watch the Clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:43I want you here, Elle.
01:06:45Please say yes.
01:06:47We're just about ready, Miss.
01:06:48Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:01The house looks nice.
01:07:04Saw the swing.
01:07:10You came.
01:07:12Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:16Cheesy.
01:07:17Or, like, too much.
01:07:20No.
01:07:21Elle, I meant every word.
01:07:23I am so sorry.
01:07:26You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:29I get that.
01:07:32You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:36But, and again, I guess I've gotten my need.
01:07:42About what?
01:07:46I never told you.
01:07:50But I love you.
01:07:52Over.
01:07:56I love you, too.
01:07:59Yeah?
01:08:04I love you.
01:08:28The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:31I moved into our house.
01:08:35Okay? Okay?
01:08:39Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:42Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:47And no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:08:50we always do a date night a week.
01:08:53No exceptions.
01:08:56And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:01A day after my birthday.
01:09:02We renewed our vows.
01:09:05I do.
01:09:06I do.
01:09:07You may now be surprised.
01:09:11Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:14But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:17We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:20What?
01:09:24Most people here could write that, in fact,
01:09:26say, um,glichmaric world.
01:09:29Number 6,
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