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00:00:43Oh, my fucking leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14He's such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have right copper for this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we gonna run?
00:01:48I don't know no plays.
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06We'll come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in!
00:02:12Come on, bring it in!
00:02:14Come on, bring it in!
00:02:15One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:3442-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win
00:02:38That's what I'm talking about, that's what I'm talking about
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach
00:02:52These plays are brilliant, I need him on my team
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today, I've decided to give you a raise
00:03:06Thank you, sir
00:03:10Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife
00:03:21Babe, I've got great news
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket, and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:04:00Wes, you bastard
00:04:03I win the game for you today, and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06Wes, are you okay?
00:04:08Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off, and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house, and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser
00:04:2532 years old, and you can't even pay the damn bills
00:04:28My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars, and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach
00:04:42What could you possibly make, three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually
00:04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen
00:04:56We're never going to make it happen
00:04:59You're fired
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this
00:05:04I won the game for you today
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here
00:05:10I'm the head coach
00:05:11A busted-leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me
00:05:18Wes right
00:05:19Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts
00:05:22Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:33You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed
00:05:39Come on, babe
00:05:40Let's go
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance
00:06:03Fuck off
00:06:1125,000 passing yards
00:06:13Frontrunner for the Heisman
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent?
00:06:21This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty
00:06:44Salary's not a problem
00:06:44Yes, yes, I'll take the position
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done
00:06:53Don't worry, Mr. Vincent
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve
00:06:59Thanks so much
00:07:00Great
00:07:01Looking forward to it
00:07:03Yes
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster
00:07:11Twisting Kids
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, está viejo
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago
00:07:22There was a college quarterback
00:07:23He was phenomenal
00:07:24All-American
00:07:26His name was Ted
00:07:27Of course
00:07:28He broke his leg during the championship
00:07:30If that hadn't happened
00:07:31He would have been a superstar right now
00:07:35Yala, Marica
00:07:36You're saying he's that Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marica
00:07:39I've already had him checked out thoroughly
00:07:42And with him on our side
00:07:43We're definitely winning the championship
00:07:50No!
00:07:54Hey, buddy
00:07:54You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:56Not for long
00:07:57That's how long he'll be coaching
00:07:59Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close
00:08:06Oh!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:08You fucking poor fuck
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before
00:08:17They must have studied our plays
00:08:20Every route was locked out
00:08:23We won't lose again
00:08:25When Ted was here
00:08:26He always changed our plays on the side
00:08:28We never struggled like this
00:08:30If he were here today
00:08:31We wouldn't have lost
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James
00:08:34Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant
00:08:37That led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44Every play he ran
00:08:45He got from me
00:08:47The only reason he won last game
00:08:49Is because I gave him the plan
00:08:50In advance
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them players
00:08:54Were his ideas?
00:08:55Fuck!
00:08:56Exactly
00:08:56Exactly
00:08:59That's why I fired him
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless
00:09:03Good riddance
00:09:05But you listen to me, West
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again
00:09:11I will fucking destroy you
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:15Yes, sir
00:09:16Don't fuck with me, sir
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won
00:09:22Was because we followed Ted's game plan
00:09:23I never should have fired him
00:09:25In the heat of the moment
00:09:32This
00:09:35This is Ted's playbook
00:09:41We're saved
00:09:46Hey, hey
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half
00:09:53Okay?
00:09:54You scored three points
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant
00:09:57Dumped by his wife
00:09:59What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey
00:10:02Me
00:10:07Scott
00:10:09If you want to win this game
00:10:10You will run my plays
00:10:12Period
00:10:13Your plays are trash
00:10:16Edmund
00:10:17You're benched
00:10:19Next man up
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me
00:10:25Look
00:10:25Look
00:10:26You may be the best player on our team
00:10:27But I don't need a player who can't follow orders
00:10:30You are done here
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit
00:10:34Okay?
00:10:35No one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that
00:10:37It's impossible
00:10:38You're not fit to be the head coach
00:10:40Or an assistant coach
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:10:58Is that hard?
00:11:01Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit?
00:11:18No one can make a perfect
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good
00:11:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me
00:11:28But I promise you, if you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game. Knights take the win.
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:11A win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:14If I was in this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:16Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:18Keep this fucking game.
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:42Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four,
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home.
00:13:03You're as damned as straight.
00:13:04Get out of the field!
00:13:06Get it!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams you can lead!
00:13:15And you, your plays get worse every damn game.
00:13:19How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:31We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:32Oh, right.
00:13:33The next game, the semifinals, gets the Knights.
00:13:37You lose that, every fucking one of you is fired.
00:13:41We already have the Thunderbolt and Wave Coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:57Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:04For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:11He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:13Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:16Please.
00:14:17Beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:24every swingin' dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:31Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big or she with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10No, I, uh...
00:15:12Believe in my team.
00:15:14As long as you sit to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:18But from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown.
00:15:31Who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:44Right here.
00:15:46In front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe,
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56Cut!
00:15:57West is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:16don't get to be champions.
00:16:17Ever.
00:16:17She's right.
00:16:20Trash, like you,
00:16:22belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:41One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45He'll never beat us.
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:17:00You're doing this for the Rays.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Uh,
00:17:03about 500 more a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:08With that 500,
00:17:09maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14500?
00:17:16Is that all you got?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:25Mr. Vincent?
00:17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31$3 million.
00:17:34Woo!
00:17:43No way.
00:17:45His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:48My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:51That's going to be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:05You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:07and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:15Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record,
00:18:21looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait until...
00:18:31When I beat you,
00:18:33even if you come crawling back,
00:18:36I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:37Hey.
00:18:39The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:50The Knights,
00:18:52who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:54have made a miracle run
00:18:55all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:57But today,
00:18:58they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:11Boys, come on.
00:19:12Take a knee.
00:19:12Take a knee.
00:19:13Listen up.
00:19:14I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:19Now, I promise you,
00:19:21this team will go down
00:19:23if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:27I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir.
00:19:30Coach,
00:19:31we trust you completely.
00:19:33All right, fellas,
00:19:34let's go get this win.
00:19:35All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:36Hands in the middle.
00:19:37Bart,
00:19:38this one's on you.
00:19:39All right, win on three,
00:19:40win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three.
00:19:41Win!
00:19:41Let's go, boys!
00:19:42Let's go!
00:19:47Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable
00:19:53for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people.
00:19:56People of class.
00:19:59Like us.
00:20:00Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:04What's up,
00:20:04I got a lot of money riding on this, son.
00:20:08I need a win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:12Make sure you get your money.
00:20:15Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here,
00:20:19$40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well,
00:20:23as you know,
00:20:24I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:26But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you
00:20:30to get this across the line.
00:20:32Two victory.
00:20:35Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:42Come on, coach!
00:20:43Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46Here we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:54Right from the start,
00:20:56the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home
00:21:00for the first touchdown.
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:08The Eagles haven't scored
00:21:09a single point in the first half.
00:21:12Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch of third-rate players
00:21:15with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:16Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:24It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:25It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:28But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:30I have a plan
00:21:32to turn this around.
00:21:34Trust me.
00:21:35You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:36I swear to God
00:21:38that if I can't leave this team to victory,
00:21:42I'll resign.
00:21:44This is your last chance, son.
00:21:46Last chance.
00:21:47Am I clear?
00:21:47Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:55What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take him out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:05You bet.
00:22:06Bell!
00:22:09Bell!
00:22:19Matthew, you finished our game now!
00:22:21Why?
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The Knights' score stands,
00:22:30but the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:32Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing that's rough in the past?
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:44This is my house, Lloyd!
00:22:46Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:50Oh, you motherfuckers.
00:22:56Hey, hey!
00:22:57Listen to me!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Are you blind?
00:22:59Bid!
00:23:00Bid!
00:23:01Bid!
00:23:01Bid!
00:23:02Bid!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me.
00:23:04You want to keep coaching?
00:23:06Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:09You son of a bitch.
00:23:10How much you paying these refs?
00:23:12Oh, who cares?
00:23:13Your only star player is out.
00:23:15You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn.
00:23:23Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Bid, back to your sideline now.
00:23:28Good job.
00:23:29Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:34You're talented.
00:23:36Big fucking deal.
00:23:37One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:41The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:47Good look.
00:23:48Call you back.
00:23:49I think she's calling you.
00:23:52Bid!
00:23:53Bid!
00:23:55Bid!
00:23:55Bid!
00:23:56Bid!
00:23:56Bid!
00:23:57Bid!
00:23:58Bid!
00:23:58Bid!
00:23:59Bid!
00:24:02Bid!
00:24:02Bid!
00:24:03Bid!
00:24:03Bid!
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:10Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:13Three of our key players are out.
00:24:16If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:17Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:20Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:24Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game. How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38Alright, Ted, warm up.
00:24:41If only you can save the Knights, then.
00:24:47Hold on, wait. Boss, what do you mean warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star.
00:24:55If I weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:24:59I need you to warm up.
00:25:00Ted. Ted Vincent.
00:25:03The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:06No way! You're my head coach?
00:25:13Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can. I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster.
00:25:24You wanna warm up?
00:25:34My leg's healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:39Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:42You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:45Huh?
00:25:46You got this.
00:25:49Now,
00:25:51I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:25:59Maybe...
00:26:00Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:14They won't stop me now.
00:26:27Alright.
00:26:28Let's crush them.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:34Yeah!
00:27:08Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at
00:27:17head coach Ted Vincent going out there warming up mid-half time? It must be raining cats and dogs because
00:27:23I feel like barking. Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the
00:27:30game. You got that right.
00:27:33You're in your thirties, man. What good is that going to do? My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:40A billion dollars, huh? The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:50What if I score? What if you score? Let's make a bet. You score one point, you can slap me
00:27:58in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I'll give you some ice ready. You're facing the needle later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost and he's still talking to me. I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this.
00:28:59You threw that way too far. No one's catching that. You don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:17Yeah!
00:29:25Holy guacamole! The Knights quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30Who? I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked their entire team.
00:29:59What a wild play!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:09What a wild play!
00:30:19Best day on nights.
00:30:23He just caught the pass and flew himself.
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on.
00:30:33It was a fluke.
00:30:35Threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38Can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:41I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Two.
00:30:57Now on, lock on to the center.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today.
00:31:09Your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tack and like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:36God.
00:31:37He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I, I, I, I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:31:57Whoa!
00:31:59Whoa!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:02I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:22I'll show you like this, dude.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now.
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying.
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:35That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:49The intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids,
00:33:01and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids
00:33:07because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained,
00:33:14and your guys are turning into monsters,
00:33:17all right?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please.
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Let me kiss.
00:33:46You see, Ted,
00:33:48you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family,
00:33:50but Emma does not care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want,
00:33:54and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash,
00:34:00and I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:23After this game,
00:34:24you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28I won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it.
00:34:42Ted with the interception,
00:34:43and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen,
00:34:46this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up,
00:34:52he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you,
00:34:54we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game,
00:34:57I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:16Unbelievable.
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:31This time,
00:35:32I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him!
00:35:39If we lose this game,
00:35:41you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it,
00:35:44but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town
00:35:47on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:51See?
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:53I can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this into overtime,
00:35:55and then,
00:35:56crush him in.
00:35:57Crush him in.
00:35:57All right.
00:36:09Hail Mary, my god, Ted just pulled off a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:22Let's give it up for the ninth winner of the game
00:36:25and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:30We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41There still all needed to be done.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now!
00:36:52Come on, I know Ted.
00:36:53He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth!
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:01Yes, sir.
00:37:02All right, Mary, we're here!
00:37:04Yes, Mary!
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:15Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23Apologize to Ted.
00:37:25Now!
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry, now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:39What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:41I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:45Two million a year.
00:37:46Minimum.
00:37:47What?
00:37:47Two million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:53Seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss.
00:37:55What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up!
00:37:59Mom, you'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:52Let's go home and talk.
00:38:53Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options.
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:06Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:24I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:31The Taylor family?
00:39:33The richest family in the world.
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:05Ted, come back to Eagle's.
00:40:06I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:07Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:19Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Damn it!
00:40:33This is your fault!
00:40:34You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what?
00:40:36You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pass your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:42Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet.
00:40:53Care and spare.
00:40:54So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call even.
00:40:58After.
00:40:59Just come back.
00:40:59Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:04Hit me!
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:09I know you want to.
00:41:10Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:11You saw me fucking your wife.
00:41:12Remember that?
00:41:12Fucking hit me!
00:41:14Fuck!
00:41:15Fuck!
00:41:15Fuck!
00:41:15Fuck!
00:41:15Fuck!
00:41:17Fuck!
00:41:18Fuck!
00:41:19Fuck!
00:41:19Fuck!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:45Coach West!
00:41:48We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56You please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This...
00:41:59Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:04Illegals?
00:42:04I don't even...
00:42:05Please.
00:42:06Please!
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:10I'll do anything.
00:42:13I'll do anything.
00:42:15Ted...
00:42:16Wait!
00:42:16Stimped!
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West!
00:42:25God damn it!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um, I was thinking maybe if you wanted, you could stay with me for a little while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48All right.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly. It's way closer to the field.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir, please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:10Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault.
00:43:16What, you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:18Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill one?
00:43:22Where are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant. He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:26How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:36You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:55Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07So there's like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:19Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:34This is my house.
00:44:35And I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:42All right.
00:44:42Here's the kitchen.
00:44:45Here's the kitchen.
00:44:54And here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57All right, thanks.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:06All right, thanks.
00:45:07Casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:15I'm going to sit.
00:45:30Close, close, close, close.
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:38What's up?
00:45:39Hey, are you okay?
00:45:41I just told something.
00:45:43Okay.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh my God.
00:45:52Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:56Just sit still and let me loosen up for your back.
00:46:00Oh my God.
00:46:12Oh my God.
00:46:14Oh my God.
00:46:16Oh my God.
00:46:22That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:39I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:03Dad?
00:47:05Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:07You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:14I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great, great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:37It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:42I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans, maybe you could
00:48:06come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:10Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'ma be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that.
00:48:34Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm going to go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you my spirit.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:09I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27All right, no problem.
00:49:49Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Dad.
00:49:55What?
00:49:56All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:04700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:09Alan?
00:50:10You'll be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down,
00:50:21second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Oh, listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:39Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:43Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49It's not a circus.
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy.
00:51:18Lane came.
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32He has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if these are not so true.
00:51:40He's healthy.
00:51:41He's safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Home.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:55At $400,000 a year.
00:51:58$400,000?
00:51:59Grand.
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke, like you.
00:52:13Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:27him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job.
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at, I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:54Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:57Is it over $2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of $2 million?
00:53:08$2 million, but please.
00:53:11A loser like you couldn't make that kind of money.
00:53:13in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15No, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job,
00:53:20and he throws out a figure like that, and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:25You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights,
00:53:34I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:43Dad, hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:01You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:05You're in your 30s, so a nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15I took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:32Everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:46I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:57What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:07You're the head coach.
00:55:09Is that what you're saying?
00:55:10Oh, come on.
00:55:12Your lies are giving me more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:20I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:31Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might not believe in you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach, dressed like that.
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17Our shirt standing with corpollini is too.
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:24Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:36Of course.
00:56:36If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:48Would you mind taking a picture of me?
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:56:59I can't believe this.
00:56:59I just want the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:02I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:04Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:11Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way.
00:57:24That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship-contending team.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:38A fraud.
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want.
00:57:54Don't you dare.
00:57:55I saw my father.
00:58:00Enough.
00:58:08Don't worry if you make this stupid final.
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:21You broke bastard.
00:58:23You mean you showed up at this party empty-handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:27You did bring something so fair.
00:58:36I made this thing myself.
00:58:39It's from father.
00:58:40You've got to be pretty.
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh, please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:57Pathetic.
00:58:57I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:11Yo!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:27This is the type of thing that'll get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:40Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:42Huh, with pleasure.
00:59:48This one could actually be 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
01:00:00This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:06200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09200,000 dollars.
01:00:10You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:16Take a look.
01:00:20Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:24Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:26God, all these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57I'm sorry, Ted.
01:00:58I hope I'm not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl that has been telling you about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:49You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:57Nothing extravagant.
01:01:59Just a painting.
01:02:01Painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:03How expensive would that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around for a million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more by now.
01:02:33So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be enough proof.
01:02:49You're right.
01:02:50Like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:52Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:08just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:10To grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:14Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:16Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:36What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:43Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:45Oh, grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:50but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:58But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07Picasso!
01:04:09Oh my god!
01:04:11See?
01:04:12Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, grandpa.
01:04:27Oh, sir.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education.
01:04:32And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:36Just shut your mouth.
01:04:38Why?
01:04:39Why do you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot.
01:04:46Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:51I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:52and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million until you ruined it.
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:05Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:11She's the one that brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:31It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:34I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43I'm calling you cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:49You just refuse to see it.
01:05:54I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy, just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:14you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're lucked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:38Actually, Grace owns the Knights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you, my son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the Knights' owner.
01:07:03Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First, you destroy a three million dollar paint in his line.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan, how do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18Pay for that?
01:07:19Three million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:23Hold.
01:07:25No, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:29Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding, huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million, but I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:09Listen, you can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please, please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:26We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:39You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:45Amount, three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the knights permanently, pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known he was so powerful, we'd never would have crossed him.
01:09:05It's about time you got a taste of your own lives.
01:09:07Oh, you can't.
01:09:08All right, come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:13You're welcome.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:24All right, then your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:32Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:54You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:01This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13You'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please, if it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:33So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser.
01:10:43No, you lost to Ted.
01:10:45You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:47When I win the championship, not nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser is the winner.
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05I'm so late for your apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted!
01:11:18I'm going to make sure you're out of the NFL for good.
01:11:22You'll never get back on.
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league,
01:11:31face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:40So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:54They truly are the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08It's fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me, I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:29Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, big shot.
01:12:32I'll see a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please, a guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:38What a joke.
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:42There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up.
01:12:51And it's good.
01:12:53The Knights score from 50 yards back.
01:12:56Unbelievable.
01:12:57This is why we do what we do.
01:13:00All right.
01:13:00It's awesome.
01:13:02What's up, boys?
01:13:04Hey, as long as I'm here, this team don't lose.
01:13:07Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:13:22Yeah!
01:13:23Unbelievable.
01:13:23The Knights totally leaning despite the massive gap in strength.
01:13:28The score is now 1770.
01:13:31What the hell are you doing?
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:49Fucking useless!
01:13:50Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:58Good night, good night.
01:14:05And I'm good.
01:14:10For more entertainment, you win!
01:14:12No!
01:14:13No!
01:14:16No!
01:14:18No!
01:14:20No!
01:14:20No!
01:14:22No!
01:14:23No!
01:14:24No!
01:14:25No!
01:14:26No!
01:14:27No!
01:14:28No!
01:14:30No!
01:14:35Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me, but guess what, tonight for the NFL championship, you
01:14:45can sleep well tonight mom, Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things
01:14:50tonight, and enjoy my friend, you deserve it, the NFL champions, the night!
01:15:07Hey, how you going West, did you remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other 10 million dollars, and has to leave
01:15:22the NFL permanently, 10 million dollars, I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money, Ted,
01:15:30have mercy.
01:15:32We used to be colleagues, remember, remember, we, I don't know, I don't know, and if I'm forced on the
01:15:39NFL, whatever, you can't let him off like that, if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged, he
01:15:45costs our guys everything, he has to pay, yeah, guys like him are poisoned, come on coach, you can't let
01:15:51him get away with this.
01:15:51Ooh, look.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong, I never should have done what I did, and if you forgive me, I will do
01:16:12anything you ask.
01:16:15Ted, as per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently, but out of the kindness of my heart, I dropped
01:16:26the 10 million dollars.
01:16:27But, you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah, yeah, no, no problem, yeah, really sorry, really sorry about it, really, really sorry, hope you like something.
01:16:45Hey, man, really sorry about it, really sorry about it, really sorry about it, you got a great arm by
01:16:48the way.
01:16:51I don't know, you son of a bitch, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the
01:16:56NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players, you did, I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna report him in the
01:17:02police.
01:17:06Dammit, you fucking piece of trash, if it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:14Ted, it was all west.
01:17:17Look, so what, we have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team, help me win the next championship.
01:17:25Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:28Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:36NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me, we'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:19Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:24Ted, work with me here.
01:18:25You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28All right.
01:18:29He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:32I don't know, maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:45Hey, hey, guys, chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing!
01:18:47I can give you everything, but I'll give you everything!
01:18:50I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?!
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:01I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07Now...
01:19:10I think it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:16Ruling on the field stands.
01:19:30I'll see you next week.
01:19:30I don't know.
01:19:30I think I'm going over here.
01:19:31I need you from a regular school.
01:19:31I need you to relax to be on my show.
01:19:31I'm sorry.
01:19:31I'm wish I could keep you off.
01:19:31I'll let you know.
01:19:31I'll let you know.
01:19:31I'd be willing to do it!
01:19:31I'll let you know.
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