00:28I can watch this.
00:30I'm not going to have breakfast, but you still have dinner to look forward to.
00:35A plastic magic wand.
00:37Sweet.
00:39That's a winch.
00:40I wish I had six eyes.
00:47One, two, three.
00:49Maybe I have to wait.
00:51I wish I had six eyes.
00:55One, two, three.
01:01Oh, this magic wand is winning.
01:03Magic wand.
01:06Can I have a turn?
01:08Sure.
01:08But it doesn't go to me.
01:10With this, I can make all my wishes come true.
01:14My first wish.
01:15But this wand doesn't turn out to be a big fraud.
01:18Like that stupid wish, Mom.
01:20What the sound?
01:21Well, I'm just going to have to wait.
01:28I wish that the consequences would slide into my mouth.
01:38Mom, I made the wish I was born and nothing happened.
01:42But did you think that it was going to come true?
01:44Magic isn't real.
01:46Oh, you made it a fraud?
01:50Yeah, it's a fraud.
02:04And I didn't stop dreaming for 15 years.
02:18I never believe in anything again.
02:22But I believe this will be different.
02:24Oh, oh, it's going to work this out.
02:27You know what this means, darling?
02:30We have to make sure all of that wishes come true.
02:33Why?
02:34Because if you don't, you'll never be able to believe in anything again.
02:38And he might go crazy as such, too.
02:40We have to make sure he thinks that wand is real.
02:44Yeah!
02:48I wish for sausages to fly into my mouth.
02:56Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
03:00Ooh!
03:04I think you and me are going to be friends.
03:08Huh?
03:10Oh!
03:13I wish that she was there.
03:15Why are you going to sleep?
03:17I don't know.
03:20Stop!
03:22Wait!
03:22Mr. Gasker will find out the wand's not real!
03:25Oh!
03:28Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:36I wish that she are on.
03:49You are surely powerful.
03:51I shall name you.
03:53Wonder!
03:55The wonderful one!
03:57Wonder!
03:59Who?
03:59Quick, quick, quick. I think Dad's going to make another wish.
04:03I wish it was reading Pancakes.
04:24I wish it was Christmas every day.
04:30Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, everyone.
04:37I wish I was taller.
04:45Oh, now I'm a giant.
04:50I wish I had a monkey duck.
05:04I wish I could be invisible.
05:11Where's Dad?
05:12I wonder where he's gone.
05:14Look, he left his wand floating in mid-air.
05:20He's here.
05:22Come on, Darwin. Let's go and find him.
05:25Why is he here, Darwin?
05:29Alyssa? Alyssa wasn't so hot.
05:33Oh, oh, oh, ah, oh.
05:39Not again.
05:41Mr. Watterson, would you kindly refrain from offending my Wi-Fi walls when you're public display of vulgarity?
05:48Oh, no, Mr. Robinson.
05:52Wait a second.
05:53You picked the wrong thing to mess with.
05:58The tiny warlock!
06:01Sorry, what?
06:02If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you've got.
06:06But I think I should warn you.
06:08I have supernatural power!
06:12The only thing supernatural about you is your ignorance.
06:17I wouldn't be laughing if I was faking the mighty, mighty warlock!
06:26The only thing mighty about you is your ignorance.
06:30I used to say joke again.
06:32Perhaps you haven't noticed my magic wand and my cake.
06:37Don't have it yet.
06:40What was your cake?
06:43You're my protection.
06:44You made me no choice, sir.
06:47I wish, I wish!
06:49Here we go!
06:50I wish you looked ridiculous!
06:54Huh?
06:54Ah, horrible!
06:56Clear your eyes, woman!
06:59Ah, no!
06:59What am I doing?
07:00What am I doing?
07:02And I wish the whitehead was a man.
07:06No!
07:07I wish we'd fly away out of my sight.
07:10No!
07:12Oh, you dare to have the all-powerful funny warlock!
07:18Oh, I can't hold it, Mr. Walker!
07:20No, he's gone!
07:22Ah!
07:25He really is a wizard!
07:27God, Margaret, run!
07:32Mr. Dad's turning evil!
07:34Maybe it's going to tell him the truth.
07:35But if we tell him the truth, he's going to get upset like when he was a boy.
07:39God, don't fight.
07:41I know.
07:42We're going to have to take the wand back.
07:47He said nothing you can't do, Wanda.
07:50I think I finally understand your true power.
07:55I wish, I wish, I wish!
07:58We've gone on long enough!
08:01What are you doing here?
08:03This wand, it has made you evil.
08:06Well, take me a bath.
08:08You think that you mere mortals have the power to challenge me?
08:12Come, catch the wand, if you dare!
08:20I can't move it now!
08:22You can't do it!
08:23Don't break his heart, he's left out!
08:28Can't you see where you can come?
08:30I can see perfectly, Danny!
08:32I have to come!
08:33I can't move it now!
08:40There's no motion, Danny!
08:42This power has overtaken you!
08:47You've overtaken our power, hey!
08:49It's your life, great!
08:51You guys don't want to have it!
08:53Come on, get us down!
08:55Come on, get us down!
09:31I wish that your fight was his face and his face was your fight.
09:38I wish that your face was kissing his butt, and his butt was kissing your face.
09:46This is not something to tell you.
09:53What's going on? Why have you stopped?
09:56That one's a fake. It's just a plastic toy free from a cereal pack.
10:03What does that? If that's true, how do you explain?
10:07This is not a cereal pack.
10:09Oh!
10:13It was us. We've been making it happen right from the story. I hope you're not mad at us.
10:18You mean you two kids spent the whole day making incredible wishes come true?
10:25You did that all for me?
10:26Of course!
10:27Even when I made your butt kiss his face and his face kiss your butt, you did that for me?
10:35Come there and give me another hug.
10:42If you were making my wishes come true, doesn't that mean that Wanda, the wonderful Wanda Plender, is a fraud?
11:06It's mine! The power is all mine!
11:12I wish he didn't have that ridiculous haircut.
11:54I wish he didn't have it.
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