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00:00:10All right, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move!
00:00:15Now empty that safe!
00:00:20Money, money, money!
00:00:22Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
00:00:24Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!
00:00:27Help! Help us!
00:00:29Oh no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!
00:00:38Reach for the sky!
00:00:41Oh no, Sheriff Woody!
00:00:43I'm here to stop you!
00:00:47One-eyed Bart!
00:00:49No! How'd you know it was me?
00:00:51Are you gonna come quietly?
00:00:53You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog!
00:00:55In a built-in force field!
00:00:57Well, I brought my dinosaur!
00:00:59Who eats force field dogs!
00:01:02You're going to jail, Bart!
00:01:04Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots!
00:01:14You saved the day again, Woody!
00:01:17You're my favorite deputy!
00:01:20You got a friend in me!
00:01:23You got a friend in me!
00:01:25Come on, let's wrinkle up the cow!
00:01:27When the road looks rough ahead
00:01:30In your miles and miles
00:01:32From your nice warm bin!
00:01:34Round him up, cowboy!
00:01:35Just remember what your old pal said
00:01:37Boy, you got a friend in me!
00:01:40Yee-haw!
00:01:41Yeah, you got a friend in me!
00:01:44Hey, cowboy!
00:01:45Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
00:01:49Big and stronger, too
00:01:51Come on, Woody!
00:01:52Maybe, but none of them
00:01:54Will never love you the way I do
00:01:57It's me and you, boy
00:01:59And as the years go by
00:02:03A friendship will never die
00:02:05Look!
00:02:07Woo!
00:02:07You gon' see it's our desktop
00:02:12You got a friend in me!
00:02:14Oh, right!
00:02:15Yeah, you got a friend in me!
00:02:17Score!
00:02:19You got a friend in me!
00:02:21Wow, cool!
00:02:21What do you think?
00:02:22Oh, this looks great, Mom!
00:02:24Okay, birthday boy
00:02:26We saw that at the store!
00:02:27I asked you for it!
00:02:28Wow, look at that!
00:02:29That's so cool!
00:02:29Oh, my gosh, you got...
00:02:31Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough
00:02:32Can we leave this up till we move?
00:02:34Well, sure, we can leave it up
00:02:35Yeah!
00:02:35Now go get Molly!
00:02:36Your friends are gonna be here any minute
00:02:37Okay!
00:02:38It's party time, Woody!
00:02:42Yee-haw!
00:02:48Howdy, little lady!
00:02:54Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
00:02:56Come on, Molly!
00:02:58Oh, you're getting heavy!
00:02:59See you later, Woody!
00:03:07I pulled my string!
00:03:09The birthday party's today?
00:03:12Okay, everybody!
00:03:13Coast is clear!
00:03:21Ages three and up!
00:03:23It's on my box!
00:03:24Ages three and up!
00:03:25I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!
00:03:38Hey, Ham!
00:03:39Look!
00:03:40I'm Picasso!
00:03:41I don't get it!
00:03:42You uncultured swine?
00:03:44What are you looking at, you hockey puck?
00:03:50Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
00:03:52Sir!
00:03:52No, sir!
00:03:53Okay, thank you!
00:03:54At ease!
00:03:56Hey, uh, Slinky!
00:03:58You're right here, Woody!
00:04:00Hey, I'm ready this time!
00:04:01No!
00:04:02Slink!
00:04:02Oh, well, alright!
00:04:03You can be ready if you want!
00:04:04Not now, Slink!
00:04:05I got some bad news!
00:04:06Bad news?!
00:04:07Shh!
00:04:09Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy!
00:04:11Got it!
00:04:12Be happy!
00:04:14Staff meeting, everybody!
00:04:15Snake, robot, podium duty!
00:04:21Hey, Etch!
00:04:22Draw!
00:04:24Oh!
00:04:25Got me again!
00:04:26Etch!
00:04:27You've been working on that draw!
00:04:28Fast as knobs in the west!
00:04:30I got a staff meeting, you guys!
00:04:31Come on!
00:04:32Let's go!
00:04:33Now, where is that?
00:04:35Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
00:04:39How you doing, Rex?
00:04:41Were you scared?
00:04:42Tell me honestly.
00:04:43I was close to being scared that time.
00:04:44Oh, I'm going for fearsome.
00:04:46I'm here, but I just don't feel it!
00:04:48I think I'm just coming off as annoying!
00:04:51Ow!
00:04:52Oh, hi, Bo!
00:04:53Hi!
00:04:53I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
00:04:56Oh, hey!
00:04:57It was, uh, nothing!
00:04:58What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
00:05:03Hell yeah!
00:05:04I...
00:05:06Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
00:05:10Come on, come on!
00:05:11Smaller toys up front!
00:05:14Hey, Woody, come on!
00:05:21Oh, thanks, Mike.
00:05:23Okay!
00:05:23Oh, whoa!
00:05:24Step back.
00:05:25Right out loud.
00:05:26Hey, thanks.
00:05:28Hello?
00:05:29Check?
00:05:29That better?
00:05:30Great.
00:05:31Everybody hear me?
00:05:32Up on the shelf?
00:05:33Can you hear me?
00:05:33Great!
00:05:34Okay.
00:05:35First item today.
00:05:37Uh, oh, yeah.
00:05:38Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
00:05:40Moving buddy?
00:05:41You can't be serious.
00:05:42Well, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
00:05:44We have to hold hands.
00:05:46Oh, yeah.
00:05:46You guys think this is a big joke.
00:05:48We've only got one week left before the move.
00:05:51I don't want any toys left behind.
00:05:53A moving buddy.
00:05:54You don't have one?
00:05:55Get one.
00:05:56All right.
00:05:57Next.
00:05:57Uh, oh, yes.
00:05:59Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success.
00:06:04And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.
00:06:07Thank you, Mr. Spell.
00:06:10Okay.
00:06:10Uh, oh, yes.
00:06:11One, uh, minor note here.
00:06:13Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
00:06:15Uh, next we have...
00:06:16What?
00:06:17What do you mean the party's today?
00:06:18His birthday's not till next week.
00:06:20What's going on down there?
00:06:21Is his mom losing her marbles?
00:06:22Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.
00:06:26I'm not worried.
00:06:26You shouldn't be worried.
00:06:27Of course Woody ain't worried.
00:06:29He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
00:06:31Hey, hey.
00:06:32Come on, potato head.
00:06:33If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
00:06:36Woody has never steered us wrong before.
00:06:38Come on, guys.
00:06:39Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
00:06:42But what if Andy gets another dinosaur?
00:06:44A mean one?
00:06:44I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
00:06:47Hey, listen.
00:06:48No one's getting replaced.
00:06:49This is Andy we're talking about.
00:06:52It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
00:06:58What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us.
00:07:01That's what we're made for, right?
00:07:03Pardon me.
00:07:03I hate to break up the staff meeting, but...
00:07:05They're here!
00:07:06Birthday guests at 3 o'clock!
00:07:08Take home, everyone!
00:07:11Uh, meeting adjourned.
00:07:14Oh, boy.
00:07:15Can you take a look at all those presents?
00:07:17I can't see a thing.
00:07:21Yes, sir.
00:07:22We're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
00:07:24Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
00:07:26Oh, for crying out loud.
00:07:27They're all in boxes, you idiot.
00:07:29They're getting bigger.
00:07:30Wait.
00:07:30There's a nice little one over there.
00:07:37All right!
00:07:38All right!
00:07:40If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?
00:07:43Yes, yes!
00:07:44We promise!
00:07:44Okay!
00:07:45Save your batteries.
00:07:46Very good, Woody.
00:07:47That's using the old noodle.
00:07:51Sergeant, establish your recon post downstairs.
00:07:53Code red.
00:07:54You know what to do.
00:07:55Yes, sir!
00:07:57All right, men.
00:07:58You heard it.
00:07:59Code red.
00:07:59Repeat.
00:08:00We are at code red.
00:08:01Recon plan, Charlie.
00:08:02Execute.
00:08:02Let's move!
00:08:03Move!
00:08:03Move!
00:08:04Move!
00:08:25Okay, come on, kids.
00:08:26Everyone in the living room.
00:08:27It's almost time for the presents.
00:08:29Get out of here!
00:08:51This is how we find out what is in those presents.
00:08:59Okay!
00:09:01Who's hungry?
00:09:02Here comes the chips.
00:09:04I've got cool ranch and barbecue.
00:09:06What in the world?
00:09:08Oh!
00:09:08I thought I told him to pick these up.
00:09:11Shouldn't they be there by now?
00:09:13What's taking them so long?
00:09:14Hey, these guys are professionals.
00:09:16They're the best.
00:09:17Come on, man.
00:09:18I'm not lying down on the job.
00:09:26Oh.
00:09:29Go on without me.
00:09:31Just go!
00:09:32A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
00:09:50Okay, everybody.
00:09:51Come on.
00:09:52Settle down now, kids.
00:09:54You sit in a circle.
00:09:56No, Andy.
00:09:57Andy, you sit in the middle there.
00:09:58Good.
00:09:59And...
00:10:00Which present are you going to open first?
00:10:03There they are.
00:10:06Come in, Mother Bird.
00:10:07This is Alpha Bravo.
00:10:08This is it.
00:10:08Come in, Mother Bird.
00:10:09Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:10:10All right.
00:10:10Andy's opening the first present now.
00:10:12Mrs. Potato Head.
00:10:13Mrs. Potato Head.
00:10:14Mrs. Potato Head.
00:10:15Mrs. Potato Head.
00:10:16Hey, I can dream, can't I?
00:10:17The boat's coming off.
00:10:18He's ripping the wrapping paper.
00:10:20It's a...
00:10:21It's a...
00:10:21A lunchbox.
00:10:22We've got a lunchbox here.
00:10:24A lunchbox?
00:10:25Lunchbox.
00:10:25Lunch.
00:10:26Okay, second present.
00:10:27It appears to be...
00:10:28Okay, it's bed sheets.
00:10:30Who invited that kid?
00:10:36Oh, only one left.
00:10:38Okay, we're on the last present now.
00:10:40Last present!
00:10:40It's a big one.
00:10:41It's a...
00:10:42It's a board game.
00:10:44Repeat, Battleship!
00:10:44Oh, hello!
00:10:47Yeah, all right.
00:10:48Hey, watch it!
00:10:49Sorry there, old Spud Head.
00:10:50Mission accomplished.
00:10:51Well done, man.
00:10:52Pack it up.
00:10:53We're going home.
00:10:54So, did I tell you?
00:10:55Huh?
00:10:55Nothing to worry about.
00:10:56I knew you were right all along, Woody.
00:10:58Never doubted you for a second.
00:11:00Wait a minute.
00:11:01Oh, what do we have here?
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:03Wait!
00:11:04Turn that thing back on!
00:11:05Come in, Mother Bird.
00:11:06Come in, Mother Bird.
00:11:07Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet.
00:11:10Andy's opening it.
00:11:10He's really excited about this.
00:11:12Mom!
00:11:12It's a huge package.
00:11:14Oh, you know, one of the kids is in the way.
00:11:16I can't see you.
00:11:17It's a...
00:11:21It's a what?
00:11:22What is it?
00:11:24Oh, no!
00:11:25You big lizard!
00:11:26I will never know what it is.
00:11:27Way to go, Rex!
00:11:28No, no!
00:11:29Turn him around!
00:11:30Turn him around!
00:11:30He's putting him in backwards.
00:11:31Yeah, you're putting him in backwards.
00:11:32Cross is positive.
00:11:33Minus is back at half.
00:11:34Oh, that's me!
00:11:37Let's turn him on, guys!
00:11:39Red alert!
00:11:39Red alert!
00:11:40Andy is coming upstairs!
00:11:42There!
00:11:42Red alert!
00:11:43Repeat!
00:11:44Resolve your position, Sam!
00:11:45Andy's coming, everybody!
00:11:46Back to your places!
00:11:47Hurry!
00:11:49Where's my ear?
00:11:50Who's in my ear?
00:11:51Where'd you see my ear?
00:11:52Here I come!
00:11:53Here I come!
00:11:54Oh!
00:11:55Andy!
00:11:58Andy!
00:12:01Andy!
00:12:02Andy!
00:12:03Andy!
00:12:04Andy!
00:12:06Andy!
00:12:27What is it?
00:12:29What the heck is up there?
00:12:30Woody!
00:12:31Who's up there with you?
00:12:33Oh, Woody, what are you doing under the bed?
00:12:37Uh, nothing. Uh, nothing. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited.
00:12:40That's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.
00:12:43Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody.
00:12:47Have you been replaced?
00:12:48Hey, what did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced.
00:12:51Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big Andy's room welcome.
00:13:21Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.
00:13:25Star Command, come in. Do you read me?
00:13:27Why don't they answer?
00:13:29My ship!
00:13:33Blast. This'll take weeks to repair.
00:13:36Buzz Lightyear mission logs start at 4072.
00:13:39My ship has run off course en route to Sector 12.
00:13:42I've crash landed on a strange planet.
00:13:45The impact must have awoken me from hypersleep.
00:13:49Terrain seems a bit unstable.
00:13:52No readout yet if the air is breathable.
00:13:54And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
00:13:57Hello?
00:13:58Oh, yeah!
00:13:58Ah!
00:13:59Whoa! Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:01Did I frighten you?
00:14:02Didn't mean to.
00:14:03Sorry. Howdy.
00:14:04My name is Woody, and this is Andy's room.
00:14:07That's all I wanted to say.
00:14:09And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up.
00:14:12This is my spot.
00:14:13See, the bed here...
00:14:14Local law enforcement.
00:14:15It's about time you got here.
00:14:16I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit.
00:14:19My ship has crash landed here by mistake.
00:14:21Yes, it is a mistake.
00:14:22Because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
00:14:25I need to repair my turbo boosters.
00:14:26Do people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
00:14:29Well, let's see.
00:14:29We got double A's.
00:14:31Watch yourself.
00:14:32Who goes there?
00:14:33Don't shoot.
00:14:34It's okay.
00:14:34Friends.
00:14:35Do you know these life forms?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37They're Andy's toys.
00:14:39All right, everyone.
00:14:40You're clear to come up.
00:14:41I am Buzz Lightyear.
00:14:42I come in peace.
00:14:43Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur.
00:14:47Bye-bye.
00:14:49Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.
00:14:51Say, what's that button do?
00:14:53I'll show you.
00:14:54Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
00:14:56Whoa!
00:14:57Hey, Woody's got something like that.
00:14:58His is a pool strap.
00:14:59Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
00:15:01Oh, yeah, but not like this one.
00:15:03This is a quality sound system.
00:15:05Probably all copper wiring, huh?
00:15:06So, uh, where are you from?
00:15:08Singapore?
00:15:08Hong Kong?
00:15:09Well, no.
00:15:10Actually, I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.
00:15:13As a member of the Elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps,
00:15:17I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg,
00:15:21sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
00:15:24Oh, really?
00:15:25I'm from play school.
00:15:26And I'm from Mattel.
00:15:27Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
00:15:28I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased and delivered by him.
00:15:31You think they've never seen a new toy before?
00:15:33Well, sure.
00:15:34Look at him.
00:15:35He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
00:15:38Ah, ah, ah, ah, please be careful.
00:15:40You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
00:15:42Hey, a laser!
00:15:43How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
00:15:45It's not a laser.
00:15:46It's a little light bulb that blinks.
00:15:48What's with him?
00:15:48Laser envy.
00:15:49All right, that's enough.
00:15:50Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
00:15:54Toy?
00:15:54T-O-Y.
00:15:55Toy.
00:15:56Excuse me.
00:15:56I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
00:16:00The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
00:16:04Getting kind of tense, aren't you?
00:16:05Oh, uh, Mr. Light here, uh, now I'm curious.
00:16:08What does a Space Ranger actually do?
00:16:10He's not a Space Ranger!
00:16:12He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly!
00:16:16Excuse me.
00:16:18Oh, impressive wingspan!
00:16:21Very good.
00:16:21Oh, what?
00:16:22What?
00:16:23These are plastic.
00:16:24He can't fly.
00:16:26They are a pterillium carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
00:16:29No, you can't.
00:16:31Yes, I can.
00:16:32You can't.
00:16:33Canna.
00:16:33Can't!
00:16:33Can't!
00:16:34Can't!
00:16:34I can tell you, I can fly around this room with my eyes closed.
00:16:37Okay, then, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
00:16:39All right, then I will.
00:16:41Stand back, everyone.
00:16:50To infinity and beyond!
00:17:17Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!
00:17:21I found my moving buddy.
00:17:23All right, thank you.
00:17:24Thank you all, thank you.
00:17:25That wasn't flying!
00:17:26That was falling with style!
00:17:29Man, the dolls must really go for you!
00:17:31Can you teach me that?
00:17:33Golly, Bob, howdy!
00:17:34Oh, shut up.
00:17:35You know, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was.
00:17:38They'll see.
00:17:39They'll see.
00:17:40I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
00:17:44I'm on top of the world, living high.
00:17:47Right in my pocket.
00:17:49Whoa!
00:17:49I was living the light.
00:17:52Things were just the way they should be.
00:17:56Went from out of the sky like a bomb.
00:17:59Comes some little pumpkin rocket.
00:18:03Now, all of a sudden, some strange things are happening to me.
00:18:07Buzz Lightyear, to the rescue!
00:18:10Strange things are happening to me.
00:18:16Strange things are happening to me.
00:18:23Strange things are happening to me.
00:18:27I've got a body
00:18:34I had friends
00:18:36I've lots of friends
00:18:38Now all my friends are gone
00:18:41And I'm doing the best I can
00:18:44And you carry on
00:18:47I had power
00:18:49I was respected
00:18:52But not anymore
00:18:54And I've lost the love
00:18:56The one who my daughter
00:18:59Tell me to you about
00:19:01Strange things are happening to me
00:19:10Strange things
00:19:15Strange things are happening to me
00:19:19Ain't no doubt about it
00:19:27Strange things are happening to me
00:19:31Strange things are happening to me
00:19:40Hey, who's got my hat?
00:19:42Look, I'm Woody
00:19:43Howdy, howdy, howdy
00:19:44Ah-ha, ah-ha, give me that
00:19:47Say there, lizard and stretchy dog
00:19:49Let me show you something
00:19:49It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture
00:19:52Your chief, Andy, inscribed his name on me
00:19:55Wow, with permanent ink, too
00:19:58Well, I must get back to repairing my ship
00:20:03Don't let it get to you, Woody
00:20:05Uh, let what?
00:20:06I don't, uh, what do you mean?
00:20:07Who?
00:20:08I know Andy's excited about Buzz
00:20:10But you know, he'll always have a special place for you
00:20:14Yeah, like the attic
00:20:16All right, that's it
00:20:19Unidirectional bonding strip
00:20:20Mr. Lightyear wants more tea?
00:20:25Listen, Lightsnack
00:20:26You stay away from Andy
00:20:28He's mine
00:20:28And no one is taking him away from me
00:20:31What are you talking about?
00:20:33Where's that bonding strip?
00:20:36And another thing?
00:20:38Stop with this spaceman thing
00:20:40It's getting on my nerves
00:20:41Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
00:20:44Oh, okay
00:20:45Well, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?
00:20:47Don't even think about it, cowboy
00:20:49Oh, yeah?
00:20:50Tough guy?
00:20:55Oh, yeah
00:20:56Oh, yeah
00:20:57Oh, yeah
00:20:59Oh, yeah
00:21:00Oh, yeah
00:21:00Oh, yeah
00:21:01Oh, yeah
00:21:02Here's toxic
00:21:03How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet?
00:21:06My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets
00:21:10You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear?
00:21:14Oh, all this time I thought it was an act
00:21:17Hey, guys, look
00:21:18It's the real Buzz Lightyear
00:21:20You're mocking me, aren't you?
00:21:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:21:23Buzz, look, an alien
00:21:24Where?
00:21:25Ah!
00:21:38It's Sid
00:21:40I thought he was at summer camp
00:21:41They must have kicked him out early this year
00:21:43Oh, no, not Sid
00:21:48Who is it this time?
00:21:50I can't, I can't tell
00:21:51Hey, where's Lenny?
00:21:53Right here, Woody
00:21:53Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again
00:21:57Oh, no
00:21:58It's a combat, Carl
00:22:00What's going on?
00:22:01Nothing that concerns you spacemen
00:22:03Just us toys
00:22:04I'd better take a look anyway
00:22:06I know your leg is crappy
00:22:07Why is that soldier strapped to the explosive device?
00:22:10That's why
00:22:11Sid
00:22:12Sure is a hairy fella
00:22:13No, no, that's Scott, you idiot
00:22:16That is Sid
00:22:19You mean that happy child?
00:22:20That ain't no happy child
00:22:21He tortures toys
00:22:23Just for fun
00:22:27Well, then we've got to do something
00:22:30What are you doing?
00:22:31Get down from there
00:22:32I'm going to teach that boy a lesson
00:22:33Yeah, sure, you go ahead
00:22:34Melt him with your scary laser
00:22:37Be careful with that
00:22:38It's extremely dangerous
00:22:39He's lighting, he's lighting it
00:22:41Hit the dirt
00:22:43Yes, he's gone
00:22:50He's history
00:22:52I could have stopped him
00:22:54Buzz, I would love to see you try
00:22:57Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater
00:22:59The sooner we move, the better
00:23:12Oh, all this packing makes me hungry
00:23:15What would you say to dinner at, uh
00:23:16Oh, Pizza Planet
00:23:17Pizza Planet?
00:23:19Oh, cool
00:23:20Go wash your hands
00:23:21And I'll get Molly ready
00:23:22Can I bring some toys?
00:23:23You can bring one toy
00:23:26Just one?
00:23:27One toy?
00:23:31Oh, will Andy pick me?
00:23:38Don't count on it
00:23:39Oh!
00:23:41Oh!
00:23:59Buzz!
00:24:00Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear
00:24:02Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness
00:24:03We've got trouble
00:24:04Trouble?
00:24:04Where?
00:24:05Down there
00:24:06Just down there
00:24:06A helpless toy
00:24:07He's trapped, Buzz
00:24:09Then we've no time to lose
00:24:16I don't see anything
00:24:18Oh, he's there
00:24:19Just keep looking
00:24:41I don't see him in the driveway
00:24:43I think he bounced into Sid's yard
00:24:45Oh, Buzz!
00:24:48Hey, everyone
00:24:49R.C. is trying to say something
00:24:51What is it, boy?
00:24:52He's saying that this was no accident
00:24:54What do you mean?
00:24:56I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed
00:24:57No
00:24:58By Woody
00:24:59Wait a minute
00:25:01You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you?
00:25:04Potato Head
00:25:05That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer
00:25:08No, it was an accident
00:25:09Guys, come on
00:25:10Now, you gotta believe me
00:25:12We believe you, Woody
00:25:15Right, Rex?
00:25:15Well, I don't like confrontations
00:25:18Where is your honor, dirtbag?
00:25:20You are an absolute disgrace
00:25:21You don't deserve to hate
00:25:23Couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody?
00:25:26Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy
00:25:29So you got rid of him
00:25:31Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh?
00:25:33You're gonna knock me out of the window, too?
00:25:35I don't think we should give him a chance
00:25:37Here he is, man
00:25:38Drag him!
00:25:39Let's string him up by his pole strength
00:25:41I got gifts on his hat
00:25:42Would you boys stop it?
00:25:43Tickle him!
00:25:43No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, I can explain everything
00:25:46Hey, Mom, be right down
00:25:48I've gotta get Buzz
00:25:49Wait
00:25:54Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
00:25:56No, I haven't seen him
00:26:00Andy, I'm heading out the door
00:26:02Mom, I can't find him
00:26:03Let me just grab some other toy
00:26:05Now, come on
00:26:06Ugh, okay.
00:26:12I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
00:26:15Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
00:26:31It's too short! We need more monkeys!
00:26:33There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
00:26:37Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!
00:26:39We're formulating another plan!
00:26:41Stay calm!
00:26:43Oh, where could he be?
00:26:55Can I help pump the gas?
00:26:56Sure! I'll even let you drive.
00:26:58Yeah? Yeah, when you're 16.
00:27:00Yep, yep, yep, buddy.
00:27:02Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
00:27:09Buzz!
00:27:12Buzz!
00:27:13Ha! You're alive! This is great!
00:27:16Oh! I'm saved! I'm saved!
00:27:18And he'll find you here!
00:27:19He'll take us back to the room and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big
00:27:24mistake.
00:27:25Huh? Right? Buddy?
00:27:28I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me,
00:27:31revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
00:27:34Oh. Well, that's good.
00:27:35But we're not on my planet. Are we?
00:27:37No.
00:27:38No.
00:27:43Oh!
00:27:44Okay!
00:27:45Come on!
00:27:47You want a piece of me?
00:27:49Oh!
00:27:54Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
00:27:56Lightyear to the monkey!
00:27:57Ha ha!
00:27:57Pizza planet! Yeah!
00:28:02Andy!
00:28:11Well, doesn't he realize that I'm not there?
00:28:14No!
00:28:15I'm lost!
00:28:18Oh, I'm a lost toy!
00:28:25Buzz Lightyear mission log.
00:28:26The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort.
00:28:29You!
00:28:49According to my Navi-computer, the-
00:28:51Shut up!
00:28:51Just shut up, you idiot!
00:28:53Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
00:28:55This is the perfect time to panic!
00:28:56I'm lost!
00:28:57Andy is gone!
00:28:58They're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
00:29:00My-
00:29:00My fault?
00:29:01If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place-
00:29:03Oh, yeah!
00:29:04Well, if you hadn't shown up your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me
00:29:09-
00:29:09Don't talk to me about importance, because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
00:29:13What?!
00:29:14What are you talking about?!
00:29:15Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive
00:29:20capacity to annihilate an entire planet!
00:29:22I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.
00:29:26And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
00:29:32You are a toy!
00:29:35You weren't a real Buzz Lightyear! You're a-
00:29:37You're an accent figure!
00:29:38You are a child's plaything!
00:29:42You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
00:29:46Farewell.
00:29:47Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, you loony!
00:29:50Rondevu with Star Command!
00:29:53Take gas, dude!
00:29:54You're talking to me!
00:29:55It's a planet.
00:29:57Andy!
00:29:59Oh, no.
00:30:00I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
00:30:03Buzz!
00:30:04Buzz!
00:30:05Come back!
00:30:05Go away!
00:30:06No!
00:30:07Buzz!
00:30:07You gotta come back!
00:30:08I-
00:30:11I found a spaceship!
00:30:14It's a spaceship, Buzz!
00:30:17It's a spaceship, Buzz!
00:30:18It's a spaceship, Buzz!
00:30:18Come on, man, hurry up!
00:30:19I'm like, the pizzas are getting cold here!
00:30:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which way?
00:30:24Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
00:30:29Uh-huh.
00:30:29And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
00:30:33Well, then, let's climb aboard.
00:30:35No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!
00:30:36Buzz!
00:30:37Let's get the path!
00:30:38No one will see us there!
00:30:39Negative.
00:30:39There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.
00:30:42We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
00:30:44Buzz!
00:30:46Buzz!
00:30:47Uh, thanks for the directions, okay?
00:30:49Yeah, remember.
00:30:50Buzz!
00:30:57Ah!
00:31:03It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
00:31:06Ah!
00:31:07Ah!
00:31:10Ah!
00:31:15Ah!
00:31:17Ah!
00:31:18Ah!
00:31:26Ah!
00:31:28Next set of liftoffs scheduled for T-minus 30 minutes and counting.
00:31:35The-
00:31:36You are clear to enter.
00:31:38Welcome to Pizza Planet.
00:31:40The White Zone is for eating Pizza.
00:31:43Sheriff!
00:31:46There you are.
00:31:47Now the entrance is heavily guarded.
00:31:49We need a way to get inside.
00:31:51Huh huh!
00:31:52Great idea, Woody.
00:31:53I like your thinking.
00:31:56You are clear to enter.
00:31:58Welcome to Pizza Planet.
00:32:00Now, quickly, Sheriff!
00:32:01The airlock is closing.
00:32:08Watch where you're going!
00:32:25What a spaceport!
00:32:28Good work, Woody.
00:32:37Mom, can I play black hole? Please, please, please?
00:32:40Andy!
00:32:40Now, we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
00:32:42Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz. This way.
00:32:44There's a special ship. I just saw it.
00:32:46You mean it has hyperdrive?
00:32:49Hyperactive hyperdrive.
00:32:51And astroturf.
00:32:53Where is it? I don't see it.
00:32:54Come on, that's it.
00:32:55Spaceship!
00:32:58All right, Buzz, get ready.
00:33:00And...
00:33:02Okay, Buzz, when I say go, we're gonna jump in the basket.
00:33:04Buzz!
00:33:08No!
00:33:08No!
00:33:10This cannot be happening to me.
00:33:20A stranger from the outside.
00:33:24Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.
00:33:27I come in peace.
00:33:31Before your enemy's journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni.
00:33:36Now boarding, counter three.
00:33:38This is an intergalactic emergency.
00:33:40I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12.
00:33:43Who's in charge here?
00:33:45The Claw!
00:33:49The Claw is our master.
00:33:51The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
00:33:53This is ludicrous.
00:33:54Hey, Bozo, you got a brain in there?
00:33:56Huh?
00:33:57Take that!
00:33:59Oh, no!
00:34:01Sid!
00:34:01Get down!
00:34:05What's gotten into you, Sheriff?
00:34:06I was...
00:34:06You are the one that decided to climb into this...
00:34:08The Claw.
00:34:09It moves.
00:34:15I have been chosen.
00:34:17Farewell, my friends.
00:34:19I go on to a better place.
00:34:21Gotcha!
00:34:24A Buzz Lightyear?!
00:34:25No way!
00:34:41Yes!
00:34:43Hey!
00:34:49He has been chosen!
00:34:51I must go!
00:34:51What are you doing?!
00:34:53Stop it!
00:34:54Stop it, you zealots!
00:34:59Alright, double prizes!
00:35:03Let's go home and play.
00:35:19Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here.
00:35:21You're almost home.
00:35:22Nirvana is coming.
00:35:23The Mystic Portal away.
00:35:24Will you be quiet?
00:35:25You guys don't get it, do you?
00:35:27Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out!
00:35:30Oh, Scott!
00:35:31Hey, boy!
00:35:32Sid!
00:35:33Good boy!
00:35:34Yeah, I got something for you, boy!
00:35:39Ready, set...
00:35:40No!
00:35:42Hannah!
00:35:43Hey, Hannah!
00:35:45What?
00:35:45Did I get my package in the mail?
00:35:47I don't know.
00:35:47What do you mean you don't know?
00:35:49I don't know.
00:35:50No!
00:35:51Oh, no, Hannah!
00:35:52What?
00:35:53Look, Janie!
00:35:54Hey!
00:35:54She's sick!
00:35:55No, she's not!
00:35:56I've thrown one of my operations!
00:35:58No!
00:35:58No!
00:36:00Sid, give her back!
00:36:02Sid!
00:36:03Sid!
00:36:05Oh, no!
00:36:06We have a sick patient here, nurse!
00:36:08Prepare the OR!
00:36:09Stap!
00:36:11Patient is...
00:36:13Pricked!
00:36:14No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.
00:36:19Now for the tricky part...
00:36:22Players!
00:36:22I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
00:36:26Doctor!
00:36:27You've done it!
00:36:30Hannah!
00:36:32Janie's all better now.
00:36:34Mom!
00:36:35Mom!
00:36:36Mom!
00:36:36She's lying!
00:36:38Whatever she says, it's not true!
00:36:39No!
00:36:51We are gonna die.
00:36:52I'm outta here!
00:36:57Locked.
00:36:59There's gotta be another way outta here.
00:37:12Uh...
00:37:13Buzz?
00:37:14Was that you?
00:37:23Hey, hi there, little fella.
00:37:26Come outta here.
00:37:27Do you know a way outta here?
00:37:32Ugh!
00:37:34Uh-oh.
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:46Huh?
00:37:51Uh...
00:37:53Uh...
00:37:54Uh...
00:37:56Bye!
00:38:08They're cannibals
00:38:13Mayday, mayday
00:38:14Come in, Star Command
00:38:15Send reinforcements
00:38:16Star Command, do your copy
00:38:18I've set my laser from stun to kill
00:38:21Ah, great, great
00:38:22And if anyone attacks us, we can blink them to death
00:38:28Hey, you guys, I think I found him
00:38:30Buzz, is that you?
00:38:33Whiskers, will you get out of here?
00:38:34You're interfering with the search and rescue
00:38:38Look, they're home
00:38:44Mom, have you seen Woody?
00:38:46Where was the last place you left him?
00:38:48Right here in the van
00:38:49I'm sure he's there, you're just not looking hard enough
00:38:51He's not here, Mom, Woody's gone
00:38:53Oh, Woody's gone?
00:38:56Ah, boy, the weasel ran away
00:38:58I told you he was guilty
00:39:00Who would have thought he was capable of such atrocities?
00:39:04Oh, Slink
00:39:06I hope he's okay
00:39:10Oh, a survivor
00:39:12Where's the rebel base?
00:39:14Talk!
00:39:17I can see you're with a strong
00:39:20Well, we have ways of making you talk
00:39:32Where are your rebel friends now?
00:39:36Your pop-tarts are ready
00:39:38All right!
00:39:50Are you all right?
00:39:52I'm proud of you, Sheriff
00:39:53A lesser man would have talked to their such torture
00:39:56I sure hope this isn't permanent
00:39:58Still no word from Star Command
00:39:59We're not that far from a space police
00:40:01The door!
00:40:02It's open!
00:40:03We're free!
00:40:03Woody, we don't know what's out there
00:40:05I'll tell you what's...
00:40:08They're gonna eat us, Buzz!
00:40:09Do something quick!
00:40:10Shield your eyes!
00:40:13It's not working
00:40:14I recharged it before I left it
00:40:15It should be good for us
00:40:16Look, you idiot!
00:40:17You're a toy!
00:40:18Use your karate chop action!
00:40:20Hey, hey!
00:40:21How you doing there?
00:40:23Back!
00:40:23Back, you seven just back!
00:40:25Woody, stop that!
00:40:25Sorry, guys
00:40:26But dinner's canceled
00:40:28There's no place like home
00:40:29There's no place like home
00:40:31There's no place like home
00:40:46I'm gonna stop like that cowboy
00:40:47You're gonna get us killed
00:40:48Don't tell me what to do
00:40:50Shh
00:41:08Yee-haw!
00:41:10Get up, partner!
00:41:11We got to get this wagon train
00:41:14Now move!
00:41:17Split up!
00:41:18Bored up!
00:41:39Calling Buzz Lightyear!
00:41:40Come in, Buzz Lightyear!
00:41:41This is Star Command!
00:41:43Star Command!
00:41:44Do you read me?
00:41:44Buzz Lightyear responding!
00:41:46Read you loud and clear!
00:41:46Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your help.
00:41:49On the way!
00:41:50Buzz Lightyear!
00:41:51The light!
00:41:52Greatest superhero now, the world's greatest toy!
00:41:55Buzz has it all!
00:41:56Locking wrist communicator!
00:41:58Calling Buzz Lightyear!
00:41:59Commodity, tap, action!
00:42:00Quack!
00:42:01Pulsating laser light!
00:42:02Oh, it was nice!
00:42:03Multi-phase voice simulator!
00:42:05Is the secret mission in uncharted space crew?
00:42:07Is the secret mission in uncharted space crew?
00:42:09And best of all, high-pressure space wings!
00:42:12To eternity and beyond!
00:42:14Not a flying toy.
00:42:15Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save the galaxy near you!
00:42:19Buzz Lightyear!
00:42:20Available at all Owl's toy-bound outlets and it's right down the air.
00:42:24Welcome back to the point of the bowling jacket.
00:42:27I'm so excited to be here.
00:42:30Out among the stars I sail, way beyond the moon.
00:42:38In my silver ship I sail, dream it ended too soon.
00:42:45Now I know exactly who I am and what I'm here for.
00:42:52You are a toy you can't fly!
00:42:56And I will go sailing no more.
00:43:07But no, it can't be true.
00:43:12I could fly if I wanted to.
00:43:14Like a bird in the sky.
00:43:17Like a bird in the sky.
00:43:18By the lead I might fly.
00:43:20What a fly!
00:43:22To infinity and beyond!
00:43:25Turn around!
00:43:25I'm so excited!
00:43:28Go!
00:43:30Go!
00:43:31Go!
00:43:33Go!
00:43:36Go!
00:43:37Go!
00:43:37Go!
00:43:40Go!
00:43:46Go!
00:43:48Oh, ma...
00:44:02Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll?
00:44:05What, dear? What was that?
00:44:08Never mind.
00:44:16Buzz, the coast is clear. Buzz, where are you?
00:44:19It's a secret mission, and I'm charged in space. Let's go.
00:44:22Really? That is so interesting.
00:44:26Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?
00:44:29Buzz!
00:44:30It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.
00:44:33Oh, no.
00:44:34What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.
00:44:39Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
00:44:42Mom? Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.
00:44:48What is it, Mom?
00:44:50Mom, where are you?
00:44:52Buzz! Hey, Buzz, are you okay?
00:44:54Gone!
00:44:56It's all gone. All of it's gone. Bye-bye. Woo-hoo, see ya.
00:45:00What happened to you?
00:45:01One minute, you're defending the whole galaxy,
00:45:03and suddenly you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling
00:45:07with Maria Twinneth and her little sister.
00:45:12I think you've had enough tea for today.
00:45:14Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
00:45:16Don't you get it? You see the hat?
00:45:18I am Mrs. Nesbitt.
00:45:22Snap out of it, Buzz!
00:45:27I'm sorry. You're right. I am just a little depressed, that's all.
00:45:31I can get through this.
00:45:33Oh, I understand!
00:45:35Shh! Look at me!
00:45:36They gave it fly out of a window.
00:45:39But the hat looked good. Tell me the hat looked good.
00:45:42The apron is a bit much.
00:45:43Out the window, Buzz? You're a genius!
00:45:46Come on! Come on! This way!
00:45:48Years of academy training wasted!
00:45:52B-3.
00:45:53Miss! G-6.
00:45:54Uh-oh! You suck it!
00:45:56Are you peeking?
00:45:57Oh, quit your whining and pay you up.
00:45:59No, no, not the ear. Give me the nose. Come on.
00:46:01How about three out of five?
00:46:04Hey, guys!
00:46:05Guys!
00:46:06Hey!
00:46:07Son of a building block! It's Woody!
00:46:09He's in the psycho's bedroom!
00:46:10Hi!
00:46:11Everyone! It's Woody!
00:46:12What are you kidding?
00:46:13Woody!
00:46:14We're gonna get out of here, Buzz!
00:46:16Buzz?
00:46:22Hey, Woody!
00:46:24Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you guys!
00:46:26I knew you'd come back, Woody!
00:46:27What are you doing over there?
00:46:28It's a long story, Bull. I'll explain later.
00:46:30Here! Catch this!
00:46:33I got it, Woody!
00:46:35He got it, Woody!
00:46:36Good going, Slink! Now just tie it onto something.
00:46:38Wait, wait, wait! I got a better idea!
00:46:40How about we don't?
00:46:41Hey!
00:46:41Potato head!
00:46:42Did you all take stupid pills this morning?
00:46:44Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
00:46:45And now you wanna let him back over here?
00:46:47No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:46:48You got it!
00:46:49You got it all wrong, Potato Head!
00:46:51Buzz is fine!
00:46:52Buzz is right here!
00:46:53He's with me!
00:46:53You are a lawyer!
00:46:55No, I'm not!
00:46:56Buzz, come over here!
00:46:57And you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead!
00:47:02Just a sec!
00:47:03Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?
00:47:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:47:08That's very funny, Buzz!
00:47:10This is serious!
00:47:11Hey, Woody!
00:47:11Where'd you go?
00:47:13He's lying!
00:47:13Buzz ain't there!
00:47:15Oh, hi, Buzz!
00:47:17Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?
00:47:20Hiya, fellas!
00:47:21To infinity and beyond!
00:47:23Hey, look!
00:47:24It's Buzz!
00:47:25Hey, Buzz!
00:47:26Let's show the guys our new secret best friends handshake!
00:47:29Give me five, man!
00:47:31Something's screwy here!
00:47:32So, you see, we're friends now, guys!
00:47:34Aren't we, Buzz?
00:47:35You bet!
00:47:35Give me a hug!
00:47:36Ha, ha!
00:47:38I love you, too!
00:47:39See?
00:47:39It is Buzz!
00:47:40Now get back the lights, Potato Head!
00:47:42Wait just a minute!
00:47:43What are you trying to pull?
00:47:45Nothing!
00:47:49Oh, that is disgusting!
00:47:51Murderer!
00:47:51No!
00:47:52No, no, no, no!
00:47:52You're a murdering dog!
00:47:53It's not what you think, I swear!
00:47:54Save it for the jury!
00:47:55I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, you freak!
00:47:58No, no, no!
00:47:59Don't leave, don't leave!
00:47:59You gotta help us, please!
00:48:01You don't know what it's like, okay?
00:48:02Come on, let's get out of here.
00:48:04Go back to your lives, citizens.
00:48:05Show's over.
00:48:06Don't come back!
00:48:08Sleek!
00:48:09Sleek!
00:48:09Please!
00:48:10Please!
00:48:11Listen to me!
00:48:12No!
00:48:13Don't come back!
00:48:15Sleek!
00:48:16Hey!
00:48:17Hey!
00:48:25Buzz!
00:48:40Hey!
00:48:45Hey!
00:48:46Hey!
00:48:46They fixed you!
00:48:50Hey!
00:48:50But, they're cannibals!
00:48:52We saw them eat those other toys!
00:49:01Uh, sorry!
00:49:02I thought that you were gonna...
00:49:04You know?
00:49:05Eat my friend.
00:49:06Hey!
00:49:07Hey!
00:49:07Hey!
00:49:08Hey!
00:49:08What's wrong?
00:49:09No, no, Mom!
00:49:10I'm busy!
00:49:11Sid!
00:49:12Buzz!
00:49:13Come on!
00:49:13Get him!
00:49:14Use your legs!
00:49:15Fine!
00:49:15Let's sit trashed, but don't blame me!
00:49:19It came!
00:49:21It finally came!
00:49:25The big one.
00:49:30Extremely dangerous.
00:49:32Keep out of reach of children.
00:49:35Cool!
00:49:36What am I gonna blow?
00:49:38Oh, man.
00:49:39He wears that wimpy cowboy doll.
00:49:54Yes!
00:49:56I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit.
00:50:13Oh, no!
00:50:17Oh, man!
00:50:25Sid Phillips reporting.
00:50:26Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch
00:50:30site.
00:50:31Tomorrow's forecast.
00:50:33Sunny.
00:50:35Sweet dreams.
00:50:41I looked everywhere, honey.
00:50:43But all I could find was your head.
00:50:44What if we leave them behind?
00:50:47Oh, don't worry, honey.
00:50:48I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
00:50:59I need air!
00:51:00Will you quit moving around?
00:51:02I'm sorry.
00:51:03It's just that I get...
00:51:03I get so nervous before I travel.
00:51:05How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
00:51:08Everyone else was picked!
00:51:16Oh, Woody.
00:51:18If only you could see how much Andy misses you.
00:51:33Psst!
00:51:34Psst!
00:51:34Psst!
00:51:35Psst!
00:51:35Hey, Buzz!
00:51:42Hey!
00:51:42Get over here and see if you can get this toolbox off me!
00:51:48Come on, Buzz!
00:51:49I...
00:51:50I...
00:51:51I...
00:51:51I can't do this without you.
00:51:53I need your help.
00:51:55I can't help.
00:51:57I can't help anyone.
00:51:59But sure you can, Buzz.
00:52:00You can get me out of here.
00:52:01And then I'll get that broncat off you and we'll make a break for Andy's house!
00:52:04Andy's house.
00:52:05Sid's house.
00:52:06What's the difference?
00:52:08Oh, Buzz.
00:52:09You've had a big fault.
00:52:10You must not be thinking clearly.
00:52:12No, Woody.
00:52:12For the first time I am thinking clearly.
00:52:14You were right all along.
00:52:16I'm not a space ranger.
00:52:17I'm just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy.
00:52:21Whoa, hey.
00:52:22Wait a minute.
00:52:22Being a toy is a lot better than being a space ranger.
00:52:26Yeah, right.
00:52:27No, it is.
00:52:28Look.
00:52:28Over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest.
00:52:31And it's not because you're a space ranger, pal.
00:52:33It's because you're a toy.
00:52:35You are his toy.
00:52:36But why would Andy want me?
00:52:38Why would Andy want you?
00:52:40Look at you!
00:52:41You're a Buzz Lightyear!
00:52:43Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you.
00:52:46You've got wings!
00:52:47You glow in the dark!
00:52:48You talk!
00:52:48Your helmet does that whoosh thing!
00:52:53You are a cool toy!
00:52:58As a matter of fact, you're too cool.
00:53:01I mean...
00:53:02I mean, what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
00:53:07All I can do is...
00:53:10There's a snake in my boots!
00:53:14Why would Andy ever want to play with me when he's got you?
00:53:19I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
00:53:21We can't기로!
00:53:43Let's get out of here!
00:53:50We'll be able to get—
00:53:59Buzz, what are you doing?
00:54:01Come on, Sheriff.
00:54:02There's a kid over in that house who needs us.
00:54:04Now let's get you out of this thing.
00:54:06Yes, sir.
00:54:09Come on, Buzz, we can do it.
00:54:17Woody, it's the moving van.
00:54:18We gotta get out of here now.
00:54:24Come on, Buzz.
00:54:27All right.
00:54:30Buzz, hey, I'm out.
00:54:31Almost there.
00:54:36I want to ride the pony.
00:54:43Woody, Woody, are you all right?
00:54:47I'm fine.
00:54:48I'm okay.
00:54:58Oh, yeah.
00:55:00Time for liftoff.
00:55:02Woo!
00:55:04Do it, Fiddy and me on!
00:55:07Woo!
00:55:18Now, now!
00:55:20Okay, what do I do?
00:55:21Come on, Woody.
00:55:21Think.
00:55:25Guys!
00:55:27No, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:55:29Wait, listen, please.
00:55:30There's a good toy down there.
00:55:32He's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.
00:55:34All because of me.
00:55:36We've gotta save him.
00:55:38But I need your help.
00:55:46Please.
00:55:47Guys, he's my friend.
00:55:50He's the only one I've got.
00:56:05Okay.
00:56:06I think I know what to do.
00:56:07We're gonna have to break a few rules.
00:56:09But if it works, it'll help everybody.
00:56:22Missed into mission control.
00:56:24Come in, control.
00:56:25A launch pad is being constructed.
00:56:29All right, listen up.
00:56:30I need pump boy here.
00:56:32Ducky, here.
00:56:33Legs.
00:56:35You're with Ducky.
00:56:36Roll it, Bob, and I don't move till we get the signal.
00:56:38Clear?
00:56:38Okay, let's move.
00:57:00Wind the frog.
00:57:22Wait for the signal.
00:57:41All right, let's go.
00:57:46Now.
00:57:48I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:57:50I'm coming.
00:57:52I'm coming.
00:57:58Oh, he's died.
00:58:00Quick.
00:58:03Stupid dog.
00:58:12Lead back.
00:58:18Mission control, is the launch pad construction complete?
00:58:21Uh, roger.
00:58:26Ignition sticks.
00:58:27Countdown will commence momentarily.
00:58:29Stand by.
00:58:30Let's go.
00:58:31Hey, Mom, where are the matches?
00:58:33Oh, wait, here they are.
00:58:34Never mind.
00:58:35Woody.
00:58:36Great.
00:58:36Help me out of this.
00:58:37Shh.
00:58:38What?
00:58:38It's okay.
00:58:39Everything's under control.
00:58:42Woody, what are you going?
00:58:44All systems are going.
00:58:45Requesting permission to launch.
00:58:48Hey, how'd you get out here?
00:58:52Oh, well, you and I can have a cookout later.
00:58:58Houston, do we have permission to launch?
00:59:00Uh, roger.
00:59:01Permission granted.
00:59:02You are confirmed at T minus ten seconds.
00:59:06And counting ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
00:59:16Reach for the sky.
00:59:19Huh?
00:59:20This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
00:59:23What?
00:59:25Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
00:59:27It's busted.
00:59:29Who do you call it busted, Buster?
00:59:31That's right.
00:59:33I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.
00:59:36We don't like being blown up, Sid.
00:59:39Or smashed.
00:59:40Or ripped apart.
00:59:41We?
00:59:42That's right.
00:59:42Your toys.
00:59:45Mama.
00:59:46Mama.
00:59:48Mama.
00:59:50Mama.
00:59:51Mama.
00:59:55What?
01:00:11Mama.
01:00:12Mama.
01:00:13Mama.
01:00:13From now on, you must take good care of your toys.
01:00:17Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid.
01:00:20And we toys can see everything.
01:00:27So play nice.
01:00:35We did it.
01:00:36We did it.
01:00:38Yes.
01:00:38The toys.
01:00:39The toys are alive.
01:00:41The nice toys.
01:00:46What's wrong, Sid?
01:00:47Do we want to play with Sally?
01:00:51Nice work, fellas.
01:00:52Good job.
01:00:53Coming out of the ground.
01:00:54What a touch.
01:00:55That was a stroke of genius.
01:00:56Woody.
01:00:58Thanks.
01:01:01Everybody say bye, house.
01:01:03Woody, the van.
01:01:04Bye, house.
01:01:07We got room.
01:01:08Thanks, guys.
01:01:12Quick.
01:01:15Get it.
01:01:18Just go.
01:01:19I'll catch up.
01:01:39Come on.
01:01:40Come on.
01:01:54You can do it, Woody.
01:02:00I'm in.
01:02:05Get away, you stupid dog.
01:02:08Stop.
01:02:08Down.
01:02:09Down.
01:02:10Hold on, Woody.
01:02:13I can't do it.
01:02:15Take care of Andy for me.
01:02:18No.
01:02:20Hold.
01:02:21Hold.
01:02:22Hold.
01:02:27I can't do it.
01:02:31Hold.
01:02:32Hold.
01:02:33Hold.
01:02:33Hold.
01:02:34Hold.
01:02:34Hold.
01:02:35Hold.
01:02:36Hold.
01:02:37Hold.
01:02:46Ow! Are we there already?
01:02:47Woody!
01:02:48Woody!
01:02:48How did you get here?
01:02:50What happened?
01:02:51Ow!
01:02:51What's going on?
01:02:52What's he taking?
01:02:53Aha! There you are!
01:02:55Hey! What's he doing?
01:03:00He's got it again!
01:03:11Get it!
01:03:20No! No!
01:03:25No! No! No! Wait!
01:03:35Big fight!
01:04:01No, Clint, you don't understand?
01:04:03Bones is out there, we gotta help him.
01:04:06Toss him overboard!
01:04:08No, no, no, wait!
01:04:11Hooray!
01:04:12So long, Woody!
01:04:15Oh, Woody!
01:04:20Oh, thanks for the ride!
01:04:22Look out!
01:04:26Now let's catch up to that truck!
01:04:36Guys, guys, Woody's riding RC!
01:04:38What?
01:04:38And Buzz is with him!
01:04:44It is Buzz!
01:04:45Woody was telling the truth!
01:04:47What have we done?
01:04:48Great, now I have guilt!
01:04:50We're almost there!
01:04:53Rock!
01:04:54The ramp!
01:05:01Look out!
01:05:04Quick!
01:05:05Hold on to my tail!
01:05:11Atta boy, Slink!
01:05:14Woody!
01:05:16Woody, speed up!
01:05:17Speed up!
01:05:18The battery!
01:05:19They're running out!
01:05:20Ow!
01:05:24Ah!
01:05:26Ah!
01:05:27Ah!
01:05:28Ah!
01:05:29Ah!
01:05:30Ah!
01:05:31Ah!
01:05:34I can't hold on much longer!
01:05:37Slink!
01:05:38Hang on!
01:05:38Ah!
01:05:52Great!
01:05:56Woody!
01:05:57The rocket!
01:05:58The match!
01:06:00Yes!
01:06:01Thank you, Sid!
01:06:09No!
01:06:10No!
01:06:10No!
01:06:11No!
01:06:13No!
01:06:14No!
01:06:16No!
01:06:17No!
01:06:19No!
01:06:20No!
01:06:21No!
01:06:29Woody!
01:06:30What are you doing?
01:06:31What are you doing?
01:06:32What are you doing?
01:06:33Hold still, Buzz.
01:06:36You did it!
01:06:38Next stop, Andy.
01:06:40Wait a minute.
01:06:40I just lit a rocket.
01:06:42Rockets explode!
01:06:52I should've held on long.
01:06:55Look, look, it's Woody and Buzz coming up fast!
01:07:08Look, take cover!
01:07:16This is the part where we blow up!
01:07:18Not today.
01:07:25Ah!
01:07:30Andy, Buzz!
01:07:31You're flying!
01:07:32This isn't flying.
01:07:33This is falling with style.
01:07:37To infinity and beyond!
01:07:47Buzz!
01:07:47Buzz!
01:07:48We missed the truck!
01:07:49We're not aiming for the truck!
01:07:57Hey, wow!
01:07:58What?
01:07:59What is it?
01:07:59Woody!
01:08:00Buzz!
01:08:00Oh great, you found them.
01:08:02Where were they?
01:08:02Here in the car!
01:08:03See?
01:08:04Now what did I tell you right where you left them?
01:08:15Which one can I open first?
01:08:16Let's let Molly open one.
01:08:24Frank and Santa's is Murr.
01:08:25Hey, what's up everybody?
01:08:26It's showtime!
01:08:27Oh, it's time!
01:08:30Oh, Bo!
01:08:32There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
01:08:34Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
01:08:37Say, isn't that mistletoe?
01:08:39Mm-hmm.
01:08:40Ooh!
01:08:41Maybe Andy'll get another dinosaur!
01:08:44Like a leaf eater!
01:08:45That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator!
01:08:48Quiet everyone, quiet!
01:08:49Molly's first present is...
01:08:51Mrs. Potato Head!
01:08:53Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
01:08:55Way to go, Idaho!
01:08:56Gee, I better shave!
01:09:02Andy!
01:09:03Come in, Frankincense!
01:09:04Andy is now opening his first present!
01:09:06It's...
01:09:07Buzz!
01:09:08Buzz Lightyear!
01:09:09I can't wait!
01:09:09You are not worried, are you?
01:09:10Me?
01:09:11No!
01:09:11No!
01:09:12No!
01:09:12No!
01:09:14No!
01:09:14No!
01:09:14No!
01:09:15No!
01:09:17No!
01:09:28No!
01:09:28No!
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