00:03When Patrick Foreman met his new landlady...
00:07Welcome to L.A. I'm in apartment 303.
00:10He had no idea his life was about to change.
00:13Guess who's getting a new, larger apartment?
00:16As Melanie Dade had thoughts of her own.
00:19He's the one.
00:20And she'll do anything to make her twisted dreams come true.
00:24You were telling me about that smoke detector video gadget.
00:30Now, she's watching his every move.
00:32What about me?
00:34She's not going to let anyone...
00:36You're not welcome here.
00:37...come between her...
00:39You're running a brothel in my building?
00:42...and her object of desire.
00:43A wife needs to know her man's likes and dislikes.
00:47Does Patrick know about this?
00:48You have a sex drive.
00:50And if she can't have him...
00:52If I've let you on in any way, I apologize.
00:57...neither will anyone else.
00:59Thursday night, how about a, honest to God, home-cooked dinner?
01:02Alright.
01:02Tomorrow, things will start being the way they should be.
01:06I'll tell after...
01:08I'll call the police!
01:10Oh, I need to talk to you about something.
01:14A happy tenant means a happy building, which means a happy landlady.
01:21His favorite meal is shrimp.
01:24We're perfect for each other.
01:27I swear to God, I'm gonna cook.
01:29Relax.
01:30This don't make sense.
01:35Patrick.
01:43The Landlady.
01:45Starring two-time Academy Award nominee Talia Shire.
01:48Still, we begin.
01:49Also starring Jack Coleman.
01:51I'm not sure where you're going with this.
01:53And Bruce Weitz, the landlady.
01:56That woman is one strange bird.
01:58User.
01:59And Bruce Weitz, the landlady.
02:01This means a mighty lethal Moses.
02:02This means a mighty collection, which is called a
02:03See you in the soul, I'm the one hungry, I'm the one.
02:03The woman will be in the world's new place,
