00:00Haha! AI's been single since day one. Someone who's been single since birth.
00:04How can someone who's been single since birth save another?
00:07You're so experienced. Tell me, how do I find a girl?
00:09All my experience is with guys. I'm no good with women.
00:13Guys, if we want to survive the apocalypse, we're gonna need a ton of ladies.
00:17Now's not the time to just watch. Can we get some actual ideas?
00:20I don't have to do a thing. Guys just flock to me. I can't help you.
00:24Same here. The internet's still up. We can post short videos explaining our plan to rescue the ladies.
00:30Smart. Let's do it. Tina, you're my right hand. Go live.
00:33Come on, ladies. Over here. Big Bro's here to pick you up.
00:36One-of-a-kind apocalypse armor. Hit up Big Bro, Xiao Yi, and the crew.
00:40Big Bro will keep you fed. Big Bro's got soft beds. Spot the white shark.
00:44Ladies, wave and hop in. Get in, get saved. Get in, stay alive.
00:48Ladies want to survive. Then hop in. Heads up, ladies only.
00:54Didn't see that coming. Xiao Yi, you're so low-key flirty.
00:57I know how to get views better than you do. Trust me, this will blow up. Ladies, hop in.
01:04What? Only ten views? And four of those ten likes are from us. I... I got played by Capital.
01:10With that crappy account of yours, Capital wouldn't even look at you.
01:13Capital? I'm the Capital. Let me buy some boost. Let's throw in 200k. Money's useless now anyway.
01:20Hey, Sugar Mama, I don't want to hustle anymore.
01:22Ugh, men.
01:23It's going up, it's going up. We just got pushed to trending. The ladies in the comments are all posting
01:28pics.
01:29Are those photos or just Photoshop tricks? Nine out of ten are heavily Photoshopped.
01:34If we get lured there and they don't meet the bar, what a waste of time.
01:37Easy. Go live and connect. Hop on the mic, turn off all filters. Get verified by the Red Queen first,
01:42then we'll go rescue.
01:43Great idea. Xiao Yi, you're so smart.
01:46Xiao Yi, you're awesome.
01:47You bet.
01:49Hi, everyone. This is the Apocalypse Convoy. Our mission is to rescue beautiful women.
01:54Girl, be confident. That's not how you stream. Watch me.
02:01Thanks for the luxury yacht. Loves busty beauties, bro. Love ya.
02:05Quit messing around. I don't want the stream filled with creeps. Our target customers are beautiful women.
02:10Alright then.
02:11If you think you're hot, you can hop on the mic. If you meet the criteria, we'll come rescue you.
02:20How about me? They all call me the bell of the north side.
02:23Turn off the filters in beauty mode.
02:25I really look like this. Hurry up. Please come save me. Save me and I can wash your floor.
02:30Turn them off or I'll kick you off. Then you won't get a chance to be rescued.
02:33Fine. I'll turn them off. Don't be mad.
02:36Fine. Turn it off then. Don't be mad.
02:40Not much different from beauty mode, right?
02:43I'm a girl at heart.
02:46What the heck is this?
02:48Next!
02:52Please, we're begging you. Save us.
02:54We've been live for an hour.
02:55Is there seriously not one normal pretty girl?
03:00I'm Anna Han. I'm a fitness trainer. I'm at the gym in Cyberplaza. I'm surrounded by zombies. Please come save
03:06me.
03:06That influenced her fitness trainer, Anna Han.
03:09Hey, gorgeous.
03:11This one's definitely real. Beauty mode and filters on. Red Queen, rate her.
03:16Target Anna Han found. Look score 95. Meets team up criteria.
03:21Alright, that's her. Go rescue the beauty.
03:23Anna Han, DM me your contact info. We're coming for you now.
03:26Red Queen, locate Cyberplaza.
03:28Set to Cyberplaza. Two kilometers out. ETA three minutes.
03:35Hey, hey, gorgeous. I'm Sean Zhu. I'm hiding with Anna Han at the fitness club. When you take her, can
03:40you take us too?
03:40We only save pretty girls.
03:42Crap, damn it.
03:44Sean, what now? It's all zombies downstairs. If no one saves us, we're dead.
03:48Since they're coming to save Anna Han.
03:50Then if we take her hostage, we'll have leverage to negotiate, right?
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