00:00Xiao Yi, let us get in the car.
00:02You are way too basic.
00:03Dammit, you basic full of yourself dude.
00:06Using your armored vehicle to hide out.
00:08Picking yourself a harem.
00:09You really think you're an emperor.
00:11Sorry, in the apocalypse, I am the emperor.
00:14I have a whole car full of girls prettier than you.
00:16Hey.
00:22I'm Xiao Yi. I was reborn.
00:24On this day in my last life, the T-Virus broke out.
00:28Humans mutated into zombies.
00:30What the heck?
00:31Red Queen reporting in.
00:32Apocalypse Convoy System initializing.
00:35Binding to host Xiao Yi.
00:36There's even a system?
00:37Then I could steamroll the apocalypse.
00:40Apocalypse Convoy System rule.
00:42Invite a pretty girl on board.
00:43To officially activate the system.
00:46Wait, what kind of crappy system is that?
00:48I've been single my whole 26 years.
00:51In this run for your life apocalypse,
00:53where am I supposed to find pretty girls?
00:55Host has forfeited the chance to survive.
00:58Initiating self-destruct.
00:59Countdown.
01:00Five.
01:00Four.
01:01I'll look.
01:02I'll look.
01:02I'm on it.
01:06Got one.
01:08Hey, pretty girl.
01:10Want to get in?
01:10You're such a tease.
01:11Car wash is 800.
01:13Full service package is 20,000.
01:15Which package do you want, mister?
01:16I don't have money.
01:18Don't get me wrong, pretty lady.
01:19I just wanted to...
01:21I can't stand you freeloaders.
01:23Screw all you freeloaders, you moron.
01:25Trying to unlock the system, huh?
01:30Dammit, can you even drive?
01:32Dammit, loser.
01:33It's changing.
01:34It mutated.
01:39I haven't even found a girl yet,
01:41and the zombie virus already broke out.
01:43Whatever.
01:44Let's get out of here first.
01:46Open the door.
01:46Open up.
01:47Help me.
01:47I'm begging you.
01:50Open up.
01:51Open up.
01:52Please help me.
01:52I'm begging you.
01:55Target, Tina Jung.
01:57Attractiveness score 92.
01:59Meet squad requirements.
02:00Invite her aboard to activate the system.
02:03It was quiet the whole way.
02:04I thought your crappy system was toast.
02:06Hey, gorgeous.
02:07Hop in.
02:14Ding.
02:15Newbie mission complete.
02:17Successfully invited the lady aboard.
02:19Apocalypse convoy system activated.
02:22Hurry.
02:23Hit the gas.
02:24It's too late.
02:25What now?
02:26Ha, ha.
02:27Red Queen reporting in.
02:29What kind of magic is this?
02:31Red Queen at your service.
02:33Starter pack activated.
02:34Upgrading armored vehicle.
02:36Sabertooth tiger armored vehicle.
02:42It killed the zombies with just the upgrade life.
02:45The Apocalypse convoy system is so freaking awesome.
02:51What just happened?
02:53The car leveled up because of you.
02:54You're a lucky charm, gorgeous.
02:58Tina Jung.
02:59Status.
02:59Civilian.
03:00Specialty.
03:00Gaming.
03:01Occupation.
03:02Armory manager at the shooting range.
03:04Detective.
03:05Tina Jung's occupation matches the Apocalypse convoy system ammo depot.
03:09Ding.
03:09Successfully unlocked the infinite ammo depot.
03:11How does it know my job and my name?
03:13Who the heck are you?
03:15What are you trying to do?
03:16Ms. Jung.
03:17I'm not interested in you.
03:18Ever played Counter-Strike?
03:19Ever played PUBG?
03:20In those Apocalypse survival game modes, staying alive comes first.
03:25A pretty face only slows my draw.
03:29Liar.
03:30You're just like those jerks.
03:34Tina Jung.
03:35Welcome to the Apocalypse convoy.
03:37Once you join the convoy, your life is linked to the host.
03:39If the host dies, you die too.
03:41I never agreed to join any convoy.
03:43Why would I be bound to this guy?
03:45Pull over and let me out.
03:46This is the last safe haven left.
03:48You're going to get yourself killed.
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