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Fake Dating The Quarterback on Christmas | FULL MOVIE
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00:00:06Oh, come on, Dora.
00:00:08This is a romance novel, okay?
00:00:10Why would he kiss her?
00:00:12What is his motivation?
00:00:21The grand lux?
00:00:23A surprise?
00:00:25Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today!
00:00:28Oh my god!
00:00:32Oh my god, it's so hot!
00:00:34You can have this if you want.
00:00:36Okay, bye!
00:00:38And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady.
00:00:4256 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards, and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:50Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:53Thanks, tell me something I don't know.
00:00:55Okay, hot shot.
00:00:56So it is Christmas.
00:00:57Do you have any special plans?
00:00:58Anyone special you're going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:01:01All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:04That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:08Merry Christmas.
00:01:09I will see you in the new year.
00:01:10Fun guy.
00:01:14I'm not joking, Chaser.
00:01:16You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:21You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:23If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference.
00:01:29And I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:35Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:42Seriously.
00:01:43When's the next chapter?
00:01:45You can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:47Yes, I will.
00:01:53Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:55No update today.
00:01:57I'm going to get the bows too.
00:02:01The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to.
00:02:04And she ghosts me.
00:02:29Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:02:30Are you okay?
00:02:31Don't touch me.
00:02:32It was an accident.
00:02:33I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:35Buy me a new one?
00:02:35This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:37Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:39You know what?
00:02:40Like I said, it was an accident.
00:02:41But you're such an arrogant jerk.
00:02:42I don't care.
00:02:43Oh, accident.
00:02:44You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:46Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:48Moves?
00:02:48Sorry to bruise your massive ego, but I have no idea who you are.
00:02:51And I'm glad I don't.
00:02:52Sure you don't.
00:02:53And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:56I'm not.
00:02:58He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:01I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:04Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:18Oh, well, well, well.
00:03:20What a coincidence.
00:03:21Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:23Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:25My soon-to-be fiance is about to propose.
00:03:28Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find him in 704.
00:03:34This one?
00:03:35Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:38Yeah, it is.
00:03:39So watch and learn, because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever be.
00:03:42Yeah, right.
00:03:43Oh, Felix!
00:03:46Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:49You think I love her?
00:03:56Your son's busy.
00:03:57Shut up.
00:04:03Felix?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07What the fuck?
00:04:09Sophie?
00:04:10My roommate?
00:04:11My best friend?
00:04:13Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:16After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:19How could you do this?
00:04:20Don't you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:22Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:26Maybe if you spent a little less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:30you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:32I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:34No, maybe not.
00:04:36But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:42Damn!
00:04:43I thought football was brutal.
00:04:44Fetch.
00:04:47Look at you!
00:04:48You're in hate, that's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:53My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:57Baby, are you okay?
00:04:59Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:05:01He's used goods.
00:05:03That's right, run away.
00:05:04That's right, no man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:09He does.
00:05:11This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:14Sorry.
00:05:25See?
00:05:26I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:30And I hate you, you bald-headed skank.
00:05:35Have fun.
00:05:36You bitch!
00:05:40You gotta regret this!
00:05:43Okay, show's over, you can let go now.
00:05:47Sorry.
00:05:48I just...
00:05:49Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:49You're sorry for what?
00:05:51Shredding my shirt?
00:05:52Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:54I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:57You know that?
00:05:57You're all claws, zero consent.
00:06:00Men, just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:02And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:04Bye-bye.
00:06:05Fine!
00:06:06I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway.
00:06:13I hate men!
00:06:19You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:21Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:35Interesting.
00:06:36I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:38Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:42By the way, no update today.
00:06:46My stuff.
00:06:47My computer.
00:06:48My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:53Oh, shit.
00:06:55Get out.
00:07:04Holy shit.
00:07:07Sophie!
00:07:10Sophie, come on!
00:07:12All right, fine.
00:07:13I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:16I...
00:07:18dumped...
00:07:19you.
00:07:21Smiley face.
00:07:22How about that?
00:07:26Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:31Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:33But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:41That was...
00:07:42mom's house.
00:07:44Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:47Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:50Sure, sweetie.
00:07:52Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:54Yes!
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:56I get the red one.
00:07:57Okay, fine.
00:07:58I'll take green again.
00:08:04Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover mom's treatment.
00:08:07But...
00:08:08It still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:11And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:17Five years of saving.
00:08:20Hope mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:22Hi, um...
00:08:23I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:24Is it still available?
00:08:27Great, I'll take it.
00:08:32Put up these decorations.
00:08:39Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:44What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:50You?
00:08:52Your house?
00:08:53I don't think so.
00:08:55I just rented it.
00:08:56Oh, you did what?
00:08:57Yeah.
00:08:58Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:09:00Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:02Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:05Wait.
00:09:06I have proof.
00:09:08Huh.
00:09:09Hmm?
00:09:12Remember you, Gile, is no longer a service.
00:09:16Shocker.
00:09:19Um, try the key.
00:09:25Let me guess, not fitting?
00:09:27Just, wait.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:30Something's wrong, so.
00:09:32Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:33Wait!
00:09:34Come on, please.
00:09:35I think I was scammed.
00:09:36I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:37That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:40Are you serious?
00:09:40Come on!
00:09:41I don't have any money.
00:09:43I was scammed.
00:09:43Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:45I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:46My house is not some charity motel princess, and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:51Please move.
00:09:51Please, please.
00:09:52I'm sorry.
00:09:53See?
00:09:54This key works.
00:09:56Don't you have family?
00:09:57It's Christmas.
00:09:58Bye.
00:09:59Come on.
00:10:01You're dressed so cute.
00:10:09That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:12Leave.
00:10:29Scammed.
00:10:30Scammed.
00:10:30Homeless.
00:10:30Kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:32I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:47No, no, no, no.
00:10:48Lock it down, Shaysal.
00:10:49No sympathy.
00:10:52Hey, where are you?
00:10:54Tell me how to help.
00:10:55Cash?
00:11:03You're sweet, but no.
00:11:05I'm not a charity case.
00:11:06I'll figure it out.
00:11:25How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:26I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:30Hey.
00:11:32Hello, kitty.
00:11:33Didn't you hear me?
00:11:34Hey.
00:11:36Oh, my gosh.
00:11:39You're burning up.
00:11:42I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:46Okay?
00:11:46Come on.
00:11:47It's your feet.
00:11:48Come on.
00:11:51You just need to sit.
00:11:53Oh, ouch.
00:11:55Stay, please.
00:11:57I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:01Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:05I'm fine.
00:12:06No, you're not.
00:12:08Can you take this?
00:12:09What is it?
00:12:11This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:15No.
00:12:16No?
00:12:16Uh, yes.
00:12:17You're burning.
00:12:18Open up, please.
00:12:27You are something.
00:12:28Whatever.
00:12:29All right.
00:12:30If you need me, I will...
00:12:33Don't need me.
00:12:35I like it.
00:12:36Oh.
00:13:06What?
00:13:07What are you doing to me?
00:13:08You pervert!
00:13:10What?
00:13:11What are you doing to me?
00:13:12You pervert!
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:16I drag your half-dead, soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:19I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:22What?
00:13:23Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:25No.
00:13:25No, no, wait.
00:13:26I'm sorry.
00:13:26I just thought that...
00:13:28Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:29Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:32Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:34Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:36Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:39So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:42No, wait.
00:13:43Please.
00:13:43I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:45I can pay rent.
00:13:46Yeah?
00:13:47Okay.
00:13:47Here.
00:13:47This should be enough for a motel and a bus ticket to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:52Now get out.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:53Look.
00:13:54I can work for you, okay?
00:13:55I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer.
00:13:57And my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:59And I will pay you back.
00:14:01Look.
00:14:02This is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house.
00:14:06Okay?
00:14:07And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:10If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay!
00:14:18Fine.
00:14:19You can stay.
00:14:21But I have conditions.
00:14:23Oh, yeah.
00:14:27You want me to be your fake girlfriend.
00:14:30My grandmother is insistent.
00:14:33You'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:34That is the deal.
00:14:35In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:39You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:45Okay.
00:14:46Rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:50Easy.
00:14:51Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:54In rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:58Excuse me, are you mocking me?
00:15:00Is something funny?
00:15:02No.
00:15:03I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:09And I just got dumped, so trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:13That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:14A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:18I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:20You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:23You should consider writing.
00:15:36Oh, sorry, I should have asked this.
00:15:37What's your name?
00:15:39Chasel.
00:15:43Chasel Brady?
00:15:45Got that.
00:15:47I'll get myself.
00:15:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:49You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:52What do you mean by got that?
00:15:54Should I know your name?
00:15:57Oh, you're an actor.
00:16:00I don't do stage plays.
00:16:02Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:05Do you know how many women would kill to be in your position?
00:16:08Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:18Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:21That's my rule.
00:16:25Jesus.
00:16:27She just left like that?
00:16:32Sophie!
00:16:38My book.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:47Sophie!
00:16:51Oh, thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:56Garbage?
00:16:58Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:17:00My career.
00:17:02Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:07Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:11Funny, because at least my job pays the bills, whereas you have to leech off of your stolen
00:17:17boyfriends for survival.
00:17:23Sophie, this is where your work belongs.
00:17:38What's going on, babe?
00:17:44Look who's here.
00:17:46My charity case ex.
00:17:48Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:51Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:53Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:56My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:18:02He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:03See, that's your fate, Nora.
00:18:05No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:09Unlike Sophie.
00:18:10She's carrying my baby.
00:18:12We're getting married.
00:18:13But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:17Take care of the baby.
00:18:34A driver?
00:18:36I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:41She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:44Pathetic!
00:18:56Sorry, I'm late, babe.
00:18:57Hey.
00:18:58Bye.
00:19:00I know you.
00:19:03Holy shit!
00:19:04You're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:07You and Dora?
00:19:08No way!
00:19:09Hey, Daniel.
00:19:10Grab her things.
00:19:11Just the suitcase.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:15Autograph?
00:19:16Maybe later.
00:19:17Come on, let's go.
00:19:18I almost forgot.
00:19:22How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:29Okay, how did you...
00:19:30No, why did you come?
00:19:32Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:34Everyone?
00:19:35Who?
00:19:35Wait, where are we going, Chaisal?
00:19:37You'll see.
00:19:38Just put this on.
00:19:39You're going to need it.
00:19:41Okay, don't look.
00:19:42Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:43Seriously.
00:19:45I'm looking out the window.
00:19:46Will, too.
00:19:49I...
00:19:50I didn't see anything.
00:20:00Stay close.
00:20:01Don't say anything.
00:20:05I know, I know, I know, I know.
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:08Who's the blonde girl, Chaisal?
00:20:09Chaisal, who's the blonde?
00:20:10Can you give an answer to your fans?
00:20:13Holy shit!
00:20:15Who's the blonde?
00:20:15Who's the blonde girl?
00:20:16I know, it's Chaisal Brady.
00:20:19I know.
00:20:19That's the word for your fans.
00:20:21Please, you see it.
00:20:26Chaisal, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:27Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:30I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:32I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:39And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:42So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:45It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:48I introduce you to Doris Swift, my fiancée.
00:20:54Hello, can you say something?
00:20:58There you go, I went, bring a bang.
00:21:00Come on.
00:21:01Oh, jeez.
00:21:04Chaisal, this was not in the contract.
00:21:07You can stay with me for an entire year and no one will ever bully you again.
00:21:11Or you can back out.
00:21:13Up to you.
00:21:15Up to you.
00:21:15Up to you.
00:21:17Up to you.
00:21:18Up to you.
00:21:27Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:30Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:33Thank you?
00:21:34For what?
00:21:35For making me famous overnight in front of the entire country?
00:21:39You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:42I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:46I told you that I'm Chaisal Brady.
00:21:48It's not my fault you live under a rock.
00:21:51You know what, besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:54Oh, well thank you, Captain America.
00:21:57You're welcome.
00:22:08This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:10This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:20You wrote this?
00:22:23You wrote this?
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:26I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:28The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:30Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:32I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:34How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:36You call it romance?
00:22:38The love story in this is drier than weak old toast.
00:22:41Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:45I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:48Uh, yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:53One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:55You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:59Uh, get your estrogen just like iron, they're all cylinders.
00:23:05This is gold.
00:23:06Seriously.
00:23:07Okay, so wait.
00:23:08How does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:13It's primitive.
00:23:15He can't help it.
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:18Looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:21Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:23Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:29Yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:36Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:39So.
00:23:41When you were helping me earlier, just.
00:23:46Don't even dream it.
00:23:50Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:51My house is a disaster.
00:23:52You probably should clean it.
00:23:54Thanks, Jim.
00:24:03Oh, cool.
00:24:04I know these directors.
00:24:08Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:10He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:13He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:18Chasel!
00:24:20You will not believe what you threw away.
00:24:25My house!
00:24:27My house!
00:24:29What are you doing?
00:24:30Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:31Okay, I can see that.
00:24:34Why are you naked?
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Gee, I live here.
00:24:37Okay, okay.
00:24:38Let's get one thing straight.
00:24:40This is my household, okay?
00:24:42I'm the boss.
00:24:43And frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:45Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:47I don't want to see your van boots.
00:24:52Hey!
00:24:52No!
00:24:53You don't see them.
00:24:55What do you want?
00:24:56Party!
00:24:57This party!
00:24:58Take me!
00:25:00No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:02But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:04The Edison Gray.
00:25:05He's an investor.
00:25:06It could change my life.
00:25:09I'm dressed.
00:25:11Think about it.
00:25:12If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:16So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:18Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:20Think about it.
00:25:28You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:37You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:43Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:49Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:51Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:55Is this how you beg?
00:25:58Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:00You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:08You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:12Fine.
00:26:13I'll get you in.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:15But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you.
00:26:20Okay?
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:22That's on you.
00:26:24But the people at this party, they're vultures.
00:26:27Okay?
00:26:27You gotta at least...
00:26:29Look at the part.
00:26:32Can't you smell that?
00:26:34Smell what?
00:26:35It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:37In one.
00:26:39Apologize.
00:26:42Okay, Misha.
00:26:43Look like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:47Yeah, this should be easy.
00:27:02Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:03Oh no.
00:27:06This ring...
00:27:06Yeah, baby.
00:27:07If it's perfectly.
00:27:08It's meant to be.
00:27:09I have to have it.
00:27:10I can't let them see me here.
00:27:13I can't let them see me here.
00:27:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:18This ring...
00:27:19It's everything.
00:27:20I...
00:27:20I need it.
00:27:21If it's perfectly.
00:27:22It has to be mine.
00:27:23Get it for me now, please.
00:27:24Okay, yeah.
00:27:24Please, please, please.
00:27:25Okay, yeah.
00:27:26Are you writing?
00:27:28We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:32Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:33I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:36I want to run.
00:27:39Don't let them win.
00:27:41Spit on them.
00:27:43I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:48Dora!
00:27:50I see you're here all alone.
00:27:53I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:58Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:02For you, everything.
00:28:04Everything.
00:28:17What are you doing?
00:28:21Disgusting.
00:28:24Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:28I just texted D to spit on them, and she did it.
00:28:32Could she be...
00:28:34No, no.
00:28:35Impossible.
00:28:36D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:39Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:41If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:45Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:48Bag it up.
00:28:49Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:53You got that?
00:28:54Oh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:59Going for $300,000?
00:29:01Oh, $300,000?
00:29:03We will take it.
00:29:09Look at that.
00:29:11Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:12See that?
00:29:13There you go, Dora.
00:29:14Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:18I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:22Oh, and by the way, all of this going on your rent tab.
00:29:27This?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:29God, you know what?
00:29:29It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:34You two are just so adorable.
00:29:37Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:46Are you done yet?
00:29:48We're going to be late.
00:29:49All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:51If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:53One, two.
00:29:59Um.
00:30:05She, she's amazing.
00:30:08So, how do I look?
00:30:11Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:14Um, I'll wait outside.
00:30:16Hey.
00:30:22Could you come in for a second?
00:30:29Uh, I need help with my zipper.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:59Thanks.
00:31:02I'll be outside.
00:31:05Get it together.
00:31:07She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:39She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:53Wow.
00:31:53Oh my God.
00:31:54Um, I am so sorry.
00:31:56That was a complete accident.
00:31:58Um.
00:31:58Yeah, for sure.
00:32:00Did you plan that?
00:32:01Kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments.
00:32:04That.
00:32:05Falling downstairs and almost killing myself.
00:32:07Did I plan that?
00:32:08A little bit.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:09No.
00:32:10My heel got caught and then I fell.
00:32:12Hold that thought.
00:32:17Voila.
00:32:25Did you buy me these shoes?
00:32:28Don't get me wrong.
00:32:28Okay?
00:32:29I just don't want you embarrassing me at the party tonight.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Other foot.
00:32:37Seems like something they do in the movies.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:41So Edison Gray's going to be here.
00:32:42I'm going to be fine.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:44Please, please do not look like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak.
00:32:47These people can smell desperation.
00:32:49A starving animal?
00:32:50That is so rude.
00:32:51That is so rude.
00:32:51I'm not going to be like him.
00:32:53Oh my God.
00:32:53That's Edison Gray.
00:32:54That's him.
00:32:54Don't stare.
00:32:55Don't stare.
00:32:55Don't stare.
00:32:56Just look anywhere else.
00:32:57Don't look him in the eyes.
00:32:58Okay.
00:32:59So if he buys my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon.
00:33:03That's impossible.
00:33:04I just got new chrome.
00:33:07Will D feel the same as Dora?
00:33:09The need for just one person to believe in her?
00:33:13Chazel.
00:33:13Glad you could make it.
00:33:15Edison, there's someone I want you to meet.
00:33:18This is Dora.
00:33:19She is a writer.
00:33:21Oh.
00:33:22Oh, your hand.
00:33:23Hi.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:24And she is brilliant.
00:33:27I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight.
00:33:29Really?
00:33:29You need to read her manuscript.
00:33:30I'm telling you.
00:33:34I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement.
00:33:38Look at her.
00:33:39She's so plain.
00:33:41Please, Dora.
00:33:42It's obviously a publicity stunt.
00:33:44You know him.
00:33:45He's probably just trying to make you jealous.
00:33:48Well, it's working.
00:33:49Look at him together.
00:33:50You look so comfortable.
00:33:53I mean, he even introduced her to Edison.
00:33:55Don't be silly.
00:33:56Everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you.
00:33:59He's just trying to get your attention.
00:34:01He's America's quarterback.
00:34:02You're America's sweetheart.
00:34:04This whole fiancé thing is just a fry for you to take him back.
00:34:09Well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys.
00:34:13It's a story just about a small town girl.
00:34:16She actually runs into the...
00:34:19Sorry.
00:34:20I'm getting a little nervous.
00:34:22Well, Dora, I'll tell you what.
00:34:23It's got potential.
00:34:24Really?
00:34:25Yeah.
00:34:25Oh, I think that's...
00:34:27Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.
00:34:28I've got to take this.
00:34:29Yeah, totally.
00:34:30Bye.
00:34:31Chazel?
00:34:34Long time to see.
00:34:35Ora, I told you I don't like public theatrics.
00:34:39And this must be your new friend.
00:34:43Ora Vance.
00:34:44It's a pleasure.
00:34:45Oh.
00:34:46Don't take her down.
00:34:47No.
00:34:49Who is this?
00:34:51Please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation, because I put a no-home-wrecking
00:34:56clause in the contract.
00:34:57Can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots, please?
00:35:02She's just a clean ex.
00:35:03We broke up centuries ago.
00:35:05We'll just play along so we can get rid of her.
00:35:08She'll be gone.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:09I'll help you.
00:35:10But I'm not paying rent this month.
00:35:12Fine.
00:35:13I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway.
00:35:14You're a cheater.
00:35:15Well, Chazel, aren't you going to introduce your new friend?
00:35:18I can do it.
00:35:19I'm Dora.
00:35:20It's nice to meet you.
00:35:21Actually, if you haven't heard the news, I'd be happy to clarify.
00:35:23This is Dora, my fiancée.
00:35:35Oh, my God.
00:35:37Chazel's serious this time.
00:35:39Who's the girl?
00:35:40I don't know, but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult.
00:35:49Chazel.
00:35:50Uh-huh.
00:35:50Always a comedian.
00:35:54Well, regardless, right?
00:35:56Okay, congratulations, fiancée or not.
00:36:00But, Dora, I really meant what I said earlier.
00:36:03Your manuscripts, it has heart.
00:36:06It's got a lot of potential.
00:36:07I would love to set up a meeting with you.
00:36:10Thank you so much, Mr. Graham.
00:36:11Okay, let me see the story that has him so touched.
00:36:14Hold this.
00:36:16Oh, Eddie.
00:36:17Always a sentimental fool.
00:36:20But this?
00:36:22This is pathetic.
00:36:23You know, all weepy heart, zero brains.
00:36:28It'd be embarrassing for you to invest in this.
00:36:31Trash.
00:36:32Trash.
00:36:37Trash.
00:36:38No!
00:36:39No!
00:36:42No!
00:36:45No!
00:36:59Are you insane?
00:37:01Protect the paper!
00:37:02Come on.
00:37:04Come on.
00:37:06God.
00:37:08Jesus, seriously, what were you thinking?
00:37:10You're going to risk drowning for a manuscript.
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:13I wasn't drowning.
00:37:14It's cold.
00:37:15And this is my life, okay?
00:37:16This is my work.
00:37:18Wait.
00:37:19Were you worried about me?
00:37:22Look, don't flatter yourself.
00:37:23I just don't want to play doctor when you get sick.
00:37:25It'd be a total pain in my ass.
00:37:27Typical.
00:37:28Can't even get one decent lie out of my man's mouth.
00:37:34Look, your opinion of her story means nothing.
00:37:37And you don't get to shame someone for actually creating something.
00:37:40Are you really going to lower yourself for this nobody?
00:37:44Is she really worth your reputation, Jason?
00:37:47Let's get one thing clear, Aura.
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51The only thing low here is your act.
00:37:54Yeah, Daddy's money bought your seat.
00:37:56It didn't buy you the right to judge people.
00:38:00How could you?
00:38:02Apologize to her now.
00:38:05Let's just calm down.
00:38:07Jaisal, all right?
00:38:08Aura, you did go a little too far.
00:38:10And that's fine.
00:38:11We'll just save it.
00:38:12This is not a boardroom negotiation.
00:38:14Either she apologizes to my fiancee,
00:38:16or I walk from your little club permanently.
00:38:19What's it going to be?
00:38:20Jaisal, can you just apologize, Jason?
00:38:28I apologize.
00:38:35Where did you go?
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:40I gotta be honest, though, Dora.
00:38:42She is fine.
00:38:43No, she is not.
00:38:44I call it like I see it.
00:38:46No, Jaisal's just writing that new toy hi.
00:38:49Pretty soon, I'll come running back to me where he belongs.
00:39:01Seriously?
00:39:03You've been crying since 8 p.m.
00:39:05Are you secretly a water balloon?
00:39:09She called my life's work trash, okay?
00:39:14That's like someone being like,
00:39:16your Super Bowl rings are plastic, bro.
00:39:20Okay, one, they're vaulted.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24Okay?
00:39:25Two.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:27It's almost midnight.
00:39:29Decapitate her in your next draft,
00:39:31but please, please, please, just let me sleep.
00:39:36How are you so cold?
00:39:38Okay?
00:39:39Why don't men know how to consult
00:39:44a hysterical woman?
00:39:46Just do it like they do in the movies, okay?
00:39:48Be thoughtful and comforting and caring, okay?
00:39:53Just be like the freaking leading man.
00:40:02Come here.
00:40:07Like this?
00:40:09Like this?
00:40:20Are you feeling better now?
00:40:23Are you feeling better now?
00:40:25Today he jumped in the pool to save me,
00:40:28and now he's comforting me?
00:40:31What?
00:40:44Christ, you know,
00:40:45you raccoon eyes.
00:40:46You're tragic.
00:40:48Buy a waterproof next time.
00:40:50You go to bed.
00:41:01What the hell was that?
00:41:02I almost kissed her.
00:41:04The walking disaster?
00:41:16My heart never raced like this for Felix,
00:41:18not even once.
00:41:20So why is it going crazy now?
00:41:22Oh, no.
00:41:24Oh, no.
00:41:24Don't tell me I'm actually
00:41:25falling for him.
00:41:28Dee is my soulmate.
00:41:30I'm sure of that.
00:41:32Dora?
00:41:33She's just some random woman
00:41:34who happened to be in my house.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:41Hey, what are you up to?
00:41:50Confession, I might be into someone,
00:41:53and it's terrifying.
00:42:04Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.
00:42:08Your pancakes are going to get cold.
00:42:15Fine.
00:42:16I guess I'll eat your bacon myself.
00:42:26Jesus, Chasel.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:31What did you do?
00:42:33An alcoholic Christmas tree?
00:42:36You are so drunk and...
00:42:40and talented.
00:43:00Wait.
00:43:01Jesus, Chasel.
00:43:03Stop.
00:43:04You're burning up.
00:43:05We need a doctor.
00:43:06Now, come on.
00:43:06No doctors.
00:43:09No press.
00:43:11Are you serious right now?
00:43:14You're burning up.
00:43:16Imagine the tabloids.
00:43:1922 degree fever takes out
00:43:20Iron Man Chasel.
00:43:22No, I'd rather die.
00:43:25Wow.
00:43:27Your damn ego needs an ICU of its own.
00:43:30Also, what the hell?
00:43:32Did you get dumped by someone or something?
00:43:35Fuck.
00:43:36You are scarily perceptive,
00:43:39and you're not crying.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:42Die here.
00:43:43I'm not planning your funeral.
00:43:50She's kind of cute.
00:44:13Every rom-com has this scene.
00:44:15Girl finds the guy she's crushing on
00:44:17totally defenseless,
00:44:18passed out in front of her.
00:44:20Now comes the million-dollar question.
00:44:23What's her next move?
00:44:47Since when did you take your temperature
00:44:49with my face?
00:44:51It's a European method,
00:44:53and it's very accurate.
00:44:56Right.
00:44:57And I'm the Pope.
00:45:04Bathroom.
00:45:05Now, unless, uh,
00:45:06you want me to puke on you?
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:07Come on.
00:45:08Oh, me.
00:45:09Okay.
00:45:10Oh, here.
00:45:14Chasel!
00:45:15I brought you a new Christmas sweater
00:45:18that I knitted.
00:45:20Chasel?
00:45:22Are you home?
00:45:25Oh.
00:45:26Thank God.
00:45:27You're so heavy.
00:45:30Muscle density, sweetheart.
00:45:32What?
00:45:32You want to see me naked again?
00:45:34No.
00:45:35I just...
00:45:36I'm worried.
00:45:37What if you fall or something?
00:45:39I'm not so weak
00:45:39that I need help from a woman
00:45:41to take my pants off.
00:45:43Unless that's, uh...
00:45:45Unless that's what you're hoping for.
00:45:49You're shameless.
00:45:52Whoa!
00:45:55Damn.
00:45:56You really went for that?
00:45:57It was an accident, I swear.
00:45:59Sure it was.
00:45:59It was.
00:46:00Oh, my God!
00:46:04Oh, my God!
00:46:07Oh, Grandma, what are you doing here?
00:46:09What am I doing here?
00:46:11After your superhero stunt,
00:46:14even the Pope knows you're engaged.
00:46:17Did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:20You know, I thought he hired an actress.
00:46:24Like one of those ridiculous vertical short dramas.
00:46:28Ugh.
00:46:28But, uh, after seeing all this,
00:46:32oh, I'm reassured.
00:46:34Oh, uh, well, actually, we, um, aren't...
00:46:38Uh, you know what?
00:46:39Case closed.
00:46:40Now you see we are a real happy couple.
00:46:44So please leave.
00:46:44Your mother and father saw the pictures
00:46:47of you rescuing her from the pool.
00:46:50They want to see you.
00:46:52So you will bring your fiancée
00:46:55seven o'clock sharp.
00:46:58I can't, okay?
00:47:00I'm sick.
00:47:02I have a, uh, a really bad fever.
00:47:04Oh, yeah.
00:47:05Men don't get sick.
00:47:06They get dramatic.
00:47:08Take a pill and stop the theatrics.
00:47:12Be there.
00:47:15Oh, yes, dear.
00:47:17Be careful.
00:47:19Don't let these men fool you, okay?
00:47:22No, ma.
00:47:22I mean, what is a man?
00:47:24Uh, legs, a cock,
00:47:28and words that just float out of their mouth
00:47:31and disappear once they're said.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34You let me know if Chase will bully you, okay?
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:39Come on, Grandma.
00:47:40Hey.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:45Wow.
00:47:47Your girl was so cool.
00:47:53Nope.
00:47:54Whoa.
00:47:56I can't do this.
00:47:58Your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks,
00:48:01and I'm going to say something stupid,
00:48:02and then they'll have me arrested for poor taste.
00:48:05Think of it like, like research.
00:48:07My family makes your villains look like amateurs.
00:48:13Okay, but where's your grandma?
00:48:16I thought she'd be here for this.
00:48:18She spends Christmas Eve at home with my grandpa.
00:48:22Passed away ten years ago,
00:48:23and it's kind of her thing.
00:48:26You ready?
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:30Go?
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31You knock.
00:48:34It's all right.
00:48:41Uh, Mom?
00:48:45Dad?
00:48:45This is Dora.
00:48:49So nice to meet you both.
00:48:55Dinner's getting cold.
00:49:05Dora's getting cold.
00:49:08Washed potatoes are really good.
00:49:12Didn't make this grown up, but...
00:49:16We saw Aura at the club.
00:49:19She looked radiant.
00:49:22Such a waste you let that one get away.
00:49:25You were a perfect match.
00:49:28Mom, Dora is right here.
00:49:31Please, show some respect.
00:49:33It's okay.
00:49:34Respect?
00:49:36For what?
00:49:37A girl with no job who thinks she can latch on to our son and marry into this family?
00:49:43Let me be clear.
00:49:45That will never happen.
00:49:51You know what?
00:49:53I am not surprised.
00:49:55This is what you two always do, isn't it?
00:49:58Watch your tone.
00:49:59We're stating facts.
00:50:01This family has standards.
00:50:04Your standard.
00:50:05Your standard is a bank statement.
00:50:08You only care about money, about status.
00:50:11I mean, have you ever even once asked what I want?
00:50:14I can't think of one time.
00:50:16Grow up, son.
00:50:18You're not a person.
00:50:19You're a franchise.
00:50:20And you're risking everything for this fucking nobody.
00:50:24Her name is Dora.
00:50:27And I'm not going to marry Aura or whoever you want.
00:50:29Okay?
00:50:30It's my life.
00:50:31I'm going to do with it what I want.
00:50:33Got it?
00:50:33Not why you parry my name.
00:50:40Maybe I don't want it.
00:50:45I'm sorry.
00:50:46Let's go.
00:50:48Now.
00:50:48Okay.
00:51:00Okay, Chasel.
00:51:00Slow down.
00:51:01It's not worth getting this angry over.
00:51:03No, you're right.
00:51:03I should not have brought you here to witness this scene.
00:51:05Look, I just think you guys shouldn't be talking to each other like that.
00:51:09They're just worried about you.
00:51:11That's all.
00:51:12Worried?
00:51:13Is that what you call calculating my net worth since I was 16?
00:51:17I don't.
00:51:17Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:20Don't you dare defend them.
00:51:22I'm not defending them.
00:51:23I'm defending you.
00:51:24Okay?
00:51:25You shouldn't be enemies with your own parents.
00:51:27Look, you don't get it.
00:51:29Okay?
00:51:29You never will.
00:51:30You just swoop in with your rom-com logic and think you can fix everything.
00:51:34You can't script real life.
00:51:37Okay, fine, fine.
00:51:39Sorry that I was trying to look out for you.
00:51:41I won't do it again.
00:51:43You can trust me on that.
00:51:44Just let me out.
00:51:46Let me out.
00:51:47Please stop the car.
00:51:48I am, I am.
00:51:49Now.
00:51:53Fine.
00:51:54Enjoy your walk.
00:51:55Oh, I will.
00:52:02Wait, what?
00:52:04Aren't you supposed to get out and tell me not to be angry?
00:52:06This isn't how it's supposed to work.
00:52:09Asshole.
00:52:13Dora?
00:52:16Damn it.
00:52:17Chasel, it wasn't her fault.
00:52:20She was just trying to help.
00:52:22You shouldn't have taken it out on her.
00:52:33Dora!
00:52:37Eat it.
00:52:38She's in a damn cocktail dress in the middle of nowhere.
00:52:41How are you thinking?
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:45Fuck.
00:52:47Ow.
00:52:52Dora, I am so glad you agreed to me.
00:52:55And I'm being totally honest when I said everything I said at the party was true.
00:53:00Your writing has soul.
00:53:02It's rare.
00:53:04Thanks.
00:53:06I really needed to hear that tonight.
00:53:09And that is why I want to invest in you.
00:53:13But not just a book.
00:53:15A whole bigger scale.
00:53:16A biography.
00:53:18A biography about Chasel Brady.
00:53:22Now, hear me out.
00:53:23Okay, look, I know he's already said no to every single producer in town.
00:53:27I get that.
00:53:27But you, Dora.
00:53:30You have the keys.
00:53:35This is it.
00:53:36The career break I've prayed for.
00:53:39But I can't betray Chasel's trust.
00:53:42Mr. Gray, thank you.
00:53:44But if he already said no, then that's the answer.
00:53:47I won't call mine his back.
00:53:51You know, I thought you'd say that.
00:53:53And hey, I get it.
00:53:55I mean, most people would sell their mothers for a deal like this.
00:54:00But you, you're not a gold digger.
00:54:03Are you, Dora?
00:54:04You're the real thing.
00:54:07Honestly, this might be the worst decision I've ever made.
00:54:12Look, I know.
00:54:13You're concerned.
00:54:14And you have every right to be.
00:54:16But the offer stands.
00:54:19Okay?
00:54:20And if you guys ever want to tell this story the right way,
00:54:25call me.
00:54:31I will.
00:54:33Thanks.
00:54:35You're that goddamn Dora?
00:54:38Yes?
00:54:44What the hell is wrong with you?
00:54:47Don't you know this woman?
00:54:48No idea.
00:54:50You cheating skank.
00:54:52What, was one superstar not enough for you?
00:54:55You don't deserve Chasel.
00:54:57Get out of his life.
00:55:01Enough.
00:55:07Dora, call me back, okay?
00:55:09I was an idiot.
00:55:10Just please let me know you're safe.
00:55:13Okay?
00:55:22Look.
00:55:23I was angry.
00:55:25I shouldn't have left you there.
00:55:28No.
00:55:29That's weak.
00:55:31Ah.
00:55:36It was a bad play.
00:55:38I overreacted.
00:55:40And it won't happen again.
00:55:42Yeah, that's better.
00:55:43I like that.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52Okay.
00:55:53You got this, Chasel?
00:55:55Thank you, again, for everything.
00:55:58Yeah, of course.
00:55:59And I meant it when I said it.
00:56:01You have more spine than anybody in this town.
00:56:05Seriously, though, if you need anything, anything at all,
00:56:08I would love to help.
00:56:11I appreciate it.
00:56:12Of course.
00:56:15And I will get this dry clean.
00:56:17Return it to you.
00:56:17That you will not do because it looks way better on you.
00:56:20And you're going to keep it.
00:56:21What?
00:56:21You're going to keep it.
00:56:22It's great.
00:56:23It's a little dark.
00:56:23I think so.
00:56:26Chasel.
00:56:31Hi.
00:56:32I was calling you.
00:56:34Didn't you get my messages?
00:56:35My phone died.
00:56:37And Edison actually picked me up and gave me a ride home.
00:56:41After a little incident.
00:56:45Great.
00:56:46Always playing the hero.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:49Appreciate the assist.
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:52Love to.
00:56:53Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:56:55They're getting a little handsy.
00:56:58I appreciate the concern, but I've got it.
00:57:01Oh, you do?
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:05Excuse me?
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:07Is that yours?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08Oh, that's nice.
00:57:09Wow.
00:57:10All right.
00:57:11Well, on that note, my offer still stands.
00:57:16Thanks.
00:57:19Andora, just remember, keep that backbone.
00:57:31Hey, soul.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:36Keep your distance from Edison Gray.
00:57:39Excuse me?
00:57:40He was just helping me.
00:57:42Excuse me?
00:57:43He was just helping me.
00:57:44News flash.
00:57:45You're my fiance now.
00:57:46That means no cozying up to guys like Edison Gray, especially not where cameras can see.
00:57:50Cozying up?
00:57:51It's called basic human decency.
00:57:53Or was there a no friends clause in your contract?
00:57:56He's not some innocent fan boy, okay?
00:57:57He's a vulture with a trust fund.
00:57:59Okay.
00:58:00So this is not about the media.
00:58:02You're just jealous.
00:58:03Oh, don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
00:58:04I won't, because a real man would never leave his fiance stranded in the middle of the street, alone.
00:58:21Smooth.
00:58:24Apologize with step one.
00:58:26You went straight to being a possessive fucking asshole.
00:58:38Shit.
00:58:42Oh, by the way, you should keep some of your fans in check.
00:58:45They're getting a little pansy.
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:48He wasn't wrong.
00:58:49I made her a target, then left her out there.
00:58:52And instead of apologizing, I acted like she betrayed me.
00:59:00A hypothetical question.
00:59:01If a guy messes up badly with a girl, what's the best way to make it right?
00:59:16How do you pursue someone you've hurt?
00:59:23He's into someone?
00:59:24Since when?
00:59:26Start with a real apology.
00:59:28No excuses.
00:59:29Then show you listen.
00:59:31A thoughtful gift.
00:59:32A real date.
00:59:33Actions.
00:59:34Not just words.
00:59:38Thanks.
00:59:39Good advice.
00:59:44Dora, are you awake?
00:59:48Dora, are you awake?
00:59:53No.
00:59:54Go away.
00:59:56I'm officially boycotting you.
00:59:59Look, I get it.
01:00:01You have every right to be pissed.
01:00:03I'm sorry.
01:00:05Okay?
01:00:05I was a jackass.
01:00:07Leaving you out there was...
01:00:11It was unforgivable.
01:00:13And I just saw the news.
01:00:15The wine thing?
01:00:17I didn't know.
01:00:21Look, you were right.
01:00:23I don't own you.
01:00:25I don't own you.
01:00:25And this fake engagement thing doesn't give me the right to act like I do.
01:00:32Chasel is apologizing.
01:00:35Good night.
01:00:37Oh, and, um...
01:00:40I got you an early Christmas present, so...
01:00:43I'll just leave it at the door.
01:00:44All right.
01:01:05Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:07Let's go.
01:01:46Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:50She deserves a sweater, too.
01:01:53P.S. Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:01:57Not his fake fiancés, just us.
01:02:01An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:07That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:17Fine. You're forgiven.
01:02:19And I guess my schedule's clear for tomorrow.
01:02:25Your graciousness humbles me, Your Highness.
01:02:27I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:42To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:49We're happy. Back off.
01:02:52Merry Christmas.
01:03:02Is this real?
01:03:04Or is it just part of the act?
01:03:06Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:12Chasel?
01:03:14Coming!
01:03:16Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:20Good morning.
01:03:21We need to talk.
01:03:24What are you not happy to see me?
01:03:31Oh, gosh.
01:03:32Chasel must be suffering in this shoebox.
01:03:36I can smell the regret.
01:03:40Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:43Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:46Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:51Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:53I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:55And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:03:59Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:04Oh.
01:04:05What exactly is womanliness?
01:04:08This.
01:04:10Head to toe couture.
01:04:12Chanel on my body.
01:04:14Hermes on my arm.
01:04:17Well, he's not here.
01:04:18So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:22I know that he's not here.
01:04:25I came for you.
01:04:29How much?
01:04:31To walk away from him.
01:04:33God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:36I've written this a million times.
01:04:38Time to improvise.
01:04:41Ten million cash.
01:04:43And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:45Ten million.
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:49That's not written in the story.
01:04:53Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:55You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:04:58Ten million?
01:05:00That's my going rate.
01:05:02Twenty?
01:05:04Yeah, twenty.
01:05:05Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:07Twenty million?
01:05:08What are you two robbers?
01:05:10Can't pay?
01:05:12Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot, then.
01:05:14I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:16I mean, it's a love story.
01:05:18Oh, oh, oh.
01:05:19But, but she can afford it.
01:05:20This little country mouse?
01:05:23She's not buying me.
01:05:24She actually owns me.
01:05:26Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:28So, you need to go.
01:05:29No.
01:05:31Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:32I hope never to see you again.
01:05:36Sick sweater.
01:05:37Am I right?
01:05:37They're pretty sick.
01:05:38That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:39I know.
01:05:42Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:44I love you!
01:05:48All right, come on.
01:05:50Now they have keys to the hour.
01:05:51What movie are we seeing?
01:05:52Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:53You can tell me in the car.
01:05:54Pebbles, wait, wait.
01:05:56You think you're going on a date?
01:05:59Not while I'm here.
01:06:03Think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:05Maybe, but let them.
01:06:07Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:11I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:13Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:15My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:17Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:20Since forever.
01:06:21Just drive.
01:06:24Extra butter, the only way to watch a movie.
01:06:29Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stalkers, right?
01:06:32Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:34First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:36And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:38Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:41No, be honest.
01:06:41Or has more talent than you.
01:06:43I'm just, I'm just saying.
01:06:44Oh, they're gone.
01:06:47So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:53I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:55And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:06:58Excuse me.
01:06:59Here you go.
01:07:00What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:02Oh my god.
01:07:03What are the odds?
01:07:04I love this director.
01:07:06So, I ran into a world outside.
01:07:08She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:13Oh my god.
01:07:14I just saw a rat.
01:07:15Aunt Chaisal, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:18Get up.
01:07:19You weren't invited.
01:07:21Dora was.
01:07:24Don't look at me, Trudelmaker.
01:07:25Shh.
01:07:26You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:29There's a private screening room.
01:07:31Or my place.
01:07:33It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:34Can you not touch another man's fiancée?
01:07:37I'm sorry.
01:07:38I'm trying to help her with her career.
01:07:39Something she actually needs.
01:07:40Hey, you guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:42This is a movie theater.
01:07:43I'm not a swingers party.
01:07:45I'm sorry.
01:07:47Oh my god.
01:07:48You're Taisal Brady.
01:07:50And you're the fiancée.
01:07:54No.
01:07:55No way.
01:07:56Oh my god.
01:07:56That's so fun.
01:07:58Huge fan.
01:07:59I'll beg you, thank you.
01:07:59Okay, you guys have fun.
01:08:01Let me all get some of you.
01:08:09You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:11You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:14Because you don't belong anywhere near Taisal's world.
01:08:20And you do?
01:08:21Of course I do.
01:08:23His parents love me.
01:08:25They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:29But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:31Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:39Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:42But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:44Oh, is someone missing, Mommy and Daddy?
01:08:54What the hell are you doing?
01:08:55Taisal, she attacked me.
01:08:57I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:09:00Oh, you liar.
01:09:01I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:04So we need to go now.
01:09:06Now, Edison, take Dora out back.
01:09:09I'll handle this.
01:09:18Knock it off, Ora.
01:09:21Don't be like that, J.C.
01:09:24Think clearly.
01:09:25Our business.
01:09:28A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:32I'm the best option for you.
01:09:35I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:43Are you okay?
01:09:45Okay, look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:47I do.
01:09:48I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:50Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:52Aren't you two friends?
01:09:53Because I've known Ora for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:09:56Okay, well, clearly Taisal doesn't see it.
01:09:58Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:09:58You never know what that was, okay?
01:10:00You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:03Just don't assume.
01:10:04When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:08You're right.
01:10:08Yeah.
01:10:10I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:12Oh, no.
01:10:15Hey, boy.
01:10:21Dora.
01:10:30We're done, Ora.
01:10:32Stay away from both of us.
01:10:36Don't touch me.
01:10:37Dora, this isn't what you're thinking.
01:10:39Oh, isn't it?
01:10:40Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing
01:10:44away.
01:10:45I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:48When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:51That's all I'm asking.
01:10:53Look, the contract.
01:10:55After everything.
01:10:56You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:11:01Is that really what you believe?
01:11:02I don't know what to believe anymore, Chasel.
01:11:05But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:08A relationship for three?
01:11:09No thanks.
01:11:11It's time I walk away.
01:11:21I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:11:25Fake fiance?
01:11:27Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:33Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:37Please just let me explain.
01:11:39Explain what?
01:11:42It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:43I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:46It is a family time, you know?
01:11:48I'll be staying over.
01:11:50What's wrong?
01:11:52You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:55Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:12:00No!
01:12:03We're so very much in love.
01:12:05Chasel, Dora, you better be telling the truth.
01:12:11Really.
01:12:13What?
01:12:14I hope so.
01:12:16You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:17We love you.
01:12:18You know I love you.
01:12:26Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:31Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:34Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:35I don't want to see you.
01:12:36I was getting her off me and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:41You expect me to believe that.
01:12:43Yeah, okay.
01:12:44Please.
01:12:44I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:47I don't know.
01:12:47Hey!
01:12:48I don't want to hear it.
01:12:50That was the last time.
01:12:52I don't want to hear it.
01:12:53Okay?
01:12:54That was the last time.
01:12:56Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:13:00Are you serious?
01:13:04After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:07I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:09It's not about that.
01:13:10Understand what?
01:13:11What is it about?
01:13:15Understand.
01:13:16Stop.
01:13:19Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:32You what?
01:13:33I said, I love you.
01:13:36And I mean it.
01:13:39I think...
01:13:41I think I started falling for you a long time ago.
01:13:45And...
01:13:47way before I ever knew it was you.
01:14:16You've been staring at me?
01:14:18Just admiring the view.
01:14:27Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:30Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:32Hmm.
01:14:34All right.
01:14:35Get up.
01:14:36We're going out.
01:14:37Where are we going?
01:14:39Christmas shopping.
01:14:40I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:45Last minute.
01:14:46I know.
01:14:48All right.
01:14:48Five more minutes and we'll go.
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:51So comfy.
01:14:52I know.
01:14:55Okay.
01:14:56How about this one?
01:14:59It's perfect.
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:01Really?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:03We'll take it.
01:15:06Okay.
01:15:07I'll go take.
01:15:10Oh my god.
01:15:12You're Chazel Brady?
01:15:13And that's Dora.
01:15:14I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:18You two are perfect together.
01:15:20Thanks.
01:15:22Yeah.
01:15:41I'm done being your fake fiancée.
01:15:51Is everything okay?
01:15:54Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:15:55We can explain.
01:15:57We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:16:00Is everything okay?
01:16:01We have to go.
01:16:02Like, now.
01:16:04Okay.
01:16:04Come on.
01:16:11Okay, Chazel, what's wrong?
01:16:12You're making me nervous.
01:16:13Our fight at the cinema?
01:16:16Someone recorded it.
01:16:17The entire thing.
01:16:18What?
01:16:20It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:21Online.
01:16:21Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:27Dad?
01:16:28What the hell was that, Chazel?
01:16:29Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:31My phone is blowing up.
01:16:32The sponsors are saying you're a liar.
01:16:33They're threatening to pull out.
01:16:34I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:36You better.
01:16:37But Dora is my fiancée.
01:16:39And that won't change.
01:16:43Chazel, this is all my fault.
01:16:45If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Ora, if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with,
01:16:51there would be nothing to record.
01:16:52Stop that.
01:16:53Okay, this is not your fault.
01:16:55And believe me, I'll handle everything.
01:16:57I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the team.
01:17:02Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening?
01:17:05Of course.
01:17:08We're going to get through this.
01:17:09I promise.
01:17:12No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:19I'm telling you, Chazel, it's the only way.
01:17:22You released a statement saying you've broken up with Dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't
01:17:29mean.
01:17:30It's clean.
01:17:32Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world, and blame everything on the woman I
01:17:38love?
01:17:38All right, then what's your play?
01:17:40The sponsors are ready to walk.
01:17:43The best play would be to marry me.
01:17:47What?
01:17:49You.
01:17:50I knew it.
01:17:52You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:54I'm just trying to help the truth find the light.
01:17:57Seriously?
01:17:59So this is what all the fuss is about?
01:18:03I'm sorry, Grandma Brady.
01:18:06This is all my fault.
01:18:08Nonsense.
01:18:08This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:16Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life and he has never, not even once, let another woman stay overnight
01:18:29in his home.
01:18:30The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:37But his parents.
01:18:39Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy.
01:18:43I'll take care of them.
01:18:46Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:54Face it, Chasel.
01:18:55I'm your only option.
01:18:58You think you think you can corner me into marrying you?
01:19:01There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:04I don't respond to threats.
01:19:06Because I told you we're done.
01:19:09The only woman I love and that I will marry is Dora.
01:19:15And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:23Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:27Dora!
01:19:29I'm home.
01:19:30We need to talk.
01:19:32She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:34What do you mean she's gone?
01:19:36Where did she go?
01:19:37Gone.
01:19:39Gone, gone?
01:19:44I don't understand.
01:19:46Why leave when you clearly love each other?
01:19:50Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:52Oh, yes.
01:19:54I trust him.
01:19:57And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his meanness.
01:20:03But don't worry.
01:20:04In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:07And I need to write my next chapter.
01:20:09You know my fans are waiting.
01:20:11Come here.
01:20:13I miss you.
01:20:16You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:19All right.
01:20:23Oh!
01:20:24I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:27And by yourself.
01:20:29You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:31They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:35All right.
01:20:36Crisis averted.
01:20:37What's your next move?
01:20:41Go see about a girl.
01:20:47Dora.
01:20:49This.
01:20:51This.
01:20:51I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:20:56It's amazing.
01:20:58Thanks.
01:20:59First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:02I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:08You know what?
01:21:09I changed my mind.
01:21:10I did.
01:21:11I changed my mind.
01:21:12I want to invest in this story.
01:21:14Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:16Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:23Okay.
01:21:24Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:28Um, my fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:30Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:32Okay.
01:21:34Yes, there it is.
01:21:35Wow.
01:21:38Good job.
01:21:39Thanks.
01:21:39I hope they like it.
01:21:41They're going to love it.
01:21:48I messed up.
01:21:50I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:21:56Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:21:59Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:22:06This story.
01:22:09This story is me and Dora, if that means.
01:22:13Dora is D?
01:22:29Oh, I did.
01:22:32Chasel, how did you?
01:22:34You just told me yourself.
01:22:41You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:45Our story.
01:22:51So, you're C.
01:22:56Thank you for your advice before.
01:22:59It definitely helped.
01:23:01But, uh, this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:13Dora Swift, I have fallen for you, irrevocably, completely.
01:23:21Will you marry me?
01:23:27Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:23:28Oh, my God.
01:23:30Dora?
01:23:35Come here.
01:23:37You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:42I mean, no.
01:23:43You are the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:45I mean, no.
01:23:46I mean, no.
01:23:47I mean, no.
01:23:48I mean, no.
01:23:49I mean, no.
01:23:49I mean, no.
01:23:49I mean, no.
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