00:00What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?
00:04Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:06So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:09You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:12I mean, men eat your food, but they dream of my love.
00:17I mean, when was the last time Caleb even bothered with you?
00:21Shut your mouth, you tramp!
00:23Hey, that's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
00:27Oh my god! See that on kitchen grease?
00:30Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
00:33Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
00:36Yeah, but you're useless now.
00:39Cause we are a perfect match.
00:45Oh my god, he's still here. Evelyn, you are fired.
00:48Just, I never want to see you do that.
00:50I'm the one firing you too.
00:54Assholes!
00:55Oh my, oh god!
00:59Assholes!
01:09Yes!
01:09Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
01:14I know.
01:14I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
01:19And for what?
01:20To be treated like garbage?
01:23Okay.
01:23You are not spending another second on that jerk!
01:28Get up!
01:29Get up!
01:30Come on!
01:31Turn around.
01:32The world is your oyster.
01:39Stop pouting!
01:41And it's time to play!
01:54I've been searching for you for three years.
01:56Where are you?
01:58Where are you?
02:02Hey!
02:04You good?
02:08You must be a hero!
02:15How are you?
02:16What should it be doing?
02:18I'm doing it today.
02:27What's your next video?
02:37Did we really get that wild last night?
02:56That. Asshole. Oh, Caleb. Today is not your lucky day. Rot in hell.
03:15Keep the meeting. I'll make it in half an hour.
03:20Hey, babe.
03:28What the hell did you do to my car?
03:30Oh, thank God. He doesn't recognize me.
03:34This is... this is your car?
03:38Look, I am so sorry.
03:41Um, wrong car. Yeah. Classic mix-up. I'll pay for the damages. Just let me know how much it is.
03:48That'll be 50 grand for a repaint. Cash or check.
03:5250 grand? Why don't you just mug me instead?
03:55I don't have time for this. The cops can deal with this mess. Sound good?
03:58Cops! No! No! Don't call the cops! Don't call the cops!
04:01Hello? Yeah, I'd like to report poverty damage.
04:03Please don't call the cops!
04:03Hey!
04:07What the hell are you doing?
04:09Go ahead. Call the cops. I'd love for them to see this.
04:13Oh, was that a threat?
04:13No, no, no, no. I'm just... negotiating?
04:18I'm in a hurry. Take this off me and I'll let you go.
04:22And I don't have to pay?
04:24Before I change my mind. Come on.
04:25Okay, okay, okay.
04:28Oh.
04:32I... might not have the key in it.
04:38Seriously? We're not gonna take these off first?
04:40No time. Just follow my lead and do not act weird.
04:46Ah, Mr. Carter.
04:50We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
04:56And, um, who might this be?
04:59This is my personal assistant.
05:01Oh.
05:02Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:07We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
05:11Okay.
05:13Bonding, huh?
05:15Oh.
05:34That is, uh...
05:35That's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
05:43Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
05:49I think that would be worth an extra ten points on the offer, wouldn't it?
05:53Chef E?
05:54That's right.
05:55Carter's been chasing Chef E forever.
05:58This sale is locked.
05:59It's not Chef E's recipe.
06:01What?
06:02I'm sorry.
06:03Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
06:06This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
06:10It's identical.
06:21Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
06:24It kills the fish's natural umami.
06:27And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
06:29All the recipes live in her head.
06:33If they're only in her head, how would you know?
06:38So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
06:40I am Chef E, dummy.
06:42Just a fan.
06:44God, lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
06:47Boss!
06:55It's just a lock. Why the entire circus?
06:58I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
07:02And a boxman. And his mentor. Just in case.
07:06What about that guy?
07:09Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
07:16Don't mind me.
07:24I will take those.
07:28Okay.
07:30You know, I saved you money back there.
07:32That'll be my compensation.
07:34Fine.
07:34Later.
07:39Boss.
07:40Who's she?
07:48Cheers, guys.
07:51Cheers.
07:54Oh, God.
07:55Evelyn, I've already fired you.
07:57What are you doing here?
07:58Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
08:01I'm taking my 50% share.
08:04Cheers.
08:06Oh.
08:07As if you were there.
08:10You only became head chef thanks to Caleb.
08:13You were nothing.
08:14I kept my Chef E identity secret to protect your fragile ego, which clearly was wasted on you.
08:19Okay, so you're pretending to be Chef E when the real product sheet, Madeline, is right here.
08:27Seriously?
08:28Hilarious.
08:29Oh, my God. You're funny.
08:31Funny.
08:31How did Evelyn, Caleb breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
08:36I mean, behold this face, people.
08:39Skies kids would burn them into sterility.
08:41I mean, who would get excited about this package?
08:43We should beat it now, because my garbage can, I'm wanting to take trash like people.
08:47Okay, now about this.
08:49Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
08:52Madeline, darling.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:56Will you marry me?
08:58Oh, my God. I wasn't expecting this.
09:02Yeah, I do.
09:13See, Evelyn?
09:15Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
09:19What?
09:21Congratulations.
09:22You snagged an absolute jab.
09:24You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
09:29Where it counts.
09:32What are you implying?
09:33Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
09:36Right. I mean, if he's real.
09:38Where is it? Show us.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41Fantastic. Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
09:45From my rib?
09:46This is sad.
09:48Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
09:52Aw.
09:52You know what, Evelyn, just, just go away.
09:56I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself.
09:57I mean, I'm sorry for you.
09:58You know what?
09:59Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
10:07He's right there.
10:11Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
10:13We are acquiring 10 premium restaurants to establish.
10:17What's Carter Group's strategy this year?
10:20Poor man.
10:21I'm a creepier than ooh-ya-ya-ya.
10:24We must getками from the ground.
10:25What's going to happen?
10:29I'm a dealer in the house of food.
10:30I'm a guy.
10:30I'm a dealer in the house of food.
10:30I'm on a dealer in the house of food.
10:30That's your brand.
10:31You didn't have a dealer in the house of food.
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