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00:00Hey there, friends. Got a Phineas and Ferb reaction for you with Bully Bossed.
00:04What's your honor? How could I have robbed that bank if I was already wearing the prison jumpsuit?
00:08Girl, what kind of dream did he be having?
00:12Somehow I want to finish that dream so I can find out if I'm guilty or not.
00:15No, wait, hold up, though. Have you ever had that dream where you just wake up too early to find
00:19out what happened?
00:20You try to go back to sleep, it doesn't continue.
00:24You spend all day thinking about it.
00:27Buford.
00:29Spongebob would learn from that.
00:34Laces!
00:45So you either wake up early or you don't?
00:48But I just love the laces.
00:53Do you?
00:54That's okay. I do not need to hear the song.
00:55Too late!
00:56What?
01:09It's been a while since we've seen Baby Buford.
01:12The last time we've seen it was when Buford tried to take Phineas' bike as a baby.
01:16Rule one is to set the alarm clock to precisely the proper hour.
01:21To make sure you all the time do all redress can't dress brush your tooth and maybe a shower.
01:25Maybe?
01:27Bro, but also I still love that his room is fish themed.
01:31That is my dude right there.
01:33We're damn full with our alarm clock.
01:34What kind of a alarm clock is that?
01:45Why does that alarm clock look like it's a bomb?
01:48Like if I don't turn it off, it'll blow up in my face.
01:50That's why I get up early.
01:51What's your excuse?
01:52I'm just getting early to start inviting my brothers.
01:54You know, you should really find a new hobby.
01:56You got no skills.
01:58I'd like to see you keep their contraptions from disappearing at the last second.
02:01Is that a challenge?
02:02Because you should know that we Van Storms never back down from a challenge.
02:07He has a song about it.
02:11We're lost.
02:12The Van Storms accept the challenge song as a killer bridge.
02:15Dang, I really want to hear it now, but I love that he just has a song for everything now.
02:20It goes to an F sharp minor in the key of G.
02:25Oh, Perry.
02:28You sleepy.
02:35Yeah.
02:40The picture frame?
02:42Hello?
02:44Does this say like singleberry think bad or something?
02:47But also, why not be on the computer?
02:50Carl installed a nanoscreen on this trading card a few days ago, disguised as a Flynn Fletcher family member.
02:54Can you guess which one?
02:55Hello?
02:59Sorry to wake you up so early, Agent P, but evil.
03:02Carl, what the heck?
03:04Evil, I mean, Doofenshmirtz.
03:05It's not even 6 a.m.
03:07And our surveillance cameras have spotted him at the local caffeination station, ordering the largest, most caffeinated beverage they sell.
03:13Oh, so Doofenshmirtz is a basic, he's a basic, getting his Starbucks coffee, but are you telling me that instead
03:22of giving, you know, Carl money or Perry a raise, you spend money doing something like this?
03:27Nothing good can come from this hideous spurt of energy, so get to it, Agent P.
03:31What?
03:31He's fl-
03:32Sounds like your boys are on their way back.
03:33Get to it, Agent P.
03:34Oh, that flossing, not the dance.
03:38Hey, where's Perry?
03:39That's strange.
03:41In the bed?
03:43Yes, yes, we do.
03:44Sweet!
03:46With Buford as my-
03:46Hold up, what?
03:47I can concentrate on more important things.
03:49Like, watching TV, but also, there was, there's an entrance in the bed itself?
03:56You would, you would think that they would have found it if they took off the sheet, right?
04:00It's time for Girls Freaking Out!
04:02What?
04:07Girls Freaking Out!
04:09Oh, that's okay, I'm outsourcing today.
04:11Okay, everything will still be here when you get back.
04:14Well, I certainly hope so.
04:15See you later on.
04:16But also, I love that the Ferb TV thing is still up there.
04:20Like, did no one in the family ever bring up Ferb?
04:22Why does that have your name on it?
04:24I don't know.
04:26That was a crazy episode.
04:31Gotcha!
04:32And you don't even know it yet.
04:33Wait, why is there a colorful floor?
04:37Wait, is this a board game?
04:39Wait.
04:43Wait, is this a mousetrap?
04:49It is mousetrap!
04:51It's freaking mousetrap!
04:55You spent your alimony check on this!
05:10You never played it!
05:12You see, I have so much evil energy from the soy, venti, latte, extra, half and a half, quadruple
05:16sugar, blood pressure, bomb.
05:17Oh my.
05:19He's hawked up on that caffeine!
05:24Also, yeah, he is going fast.
05:26But you're telling me that we don't even get to see the backstory.
05:29He just looks at his brother's game.
05:31He doesn't get to play it.
05:33What the heck?
05:40Yo, what?
05:41Dill pi-
05:42What?
05:45Well, what does the-
05:48Dill pickle do about it?
05:50What?
05:59Hello!
06:00Hello!
06:04You spent all that time for that, but also, you have to use the thing today, otherwise
06:09you can't use it tomorrow because your rights expire.
06:11You know, that trap was always the lamest part of the game.
06:14I always thought-
06:15Hey, Buford, you're here early.
06:17The early bully catches the nerd, my French.
06:19Hello!
06:20Oh, there's the nerd.
06:22Hi, guys!
06:22I am here also.
06:24Yes, you are!
06:25Well, the inspiration for today's activity manifested as we performed our morning ablutions.
06:30I love it when Phineas uses unnecessarily long words for common things like pressure.
06:33Do you want me to portion up?
06:34Yes, it is gratifyingly erudite.
06:37Erudite?
06:38It's not as cute when you do it.
06:39Oh!
06:40Oh, my-
06:41Isabella, dang!
06:44Poor Belgique!
06:46I am cognizant of that fact.
06:48Not cute!
06:49The dental hygienosphere!
06:51A thrill-packed adventure through the exciting and colossal world of dental hygiene.
06:55Are you boys running out of ideas?
06:57I am a little bridge for my days.
06:59I caught me into.
07:00I'll help with the superstructure.
07:02Oh!
07:02I will spray on the enamel coating.
07:04And I'll sell balloons.
07:06Balloons?
07:07Balloons in the shape of a tooth?
07:08Oh, you mean tooth-alloons.
07:10Yeah, that's what you get balloons from.
07:12Tooth-
07:12What do you mean everybody knows what a tooth-alloon is?
07:15I don't know what a tooth-alloon is.
07:16That's an actual thing.
07:18And I'll lock it all down and make sure it doesn't move.
07:20All right.
07:21Oh, for canvas.
07:22Knock yourself out.
07:23I will.
07:24Let's see how the rookie's doing on his ass.
07:25I'm gonna knock myself out now.
07:31Oh, he's really locking it down.
07:34Get your tooth-alloons here!
07:36Bro, nobody is here to buy your tooth-alloons yet.
07:39Relax, bro.
07:42But Buford's looking out for canvas.
07:46I'm curious to see how it's gonna disappear, you know?
07:50Oh, with some men, too?
07:53Girl, calm down!
07:56All right, everybody.
07:57All aboard the tooth-buggies.
07:59Ooh.
07:59You can install dental floss-themed seatbelts.
08:01Wait.
08:02Ooh, minty!
08:03Dental floss seatbelts?
08:05So you're telling me you can actually floss your teeth
08:07and then somebody else who sits in after you
08:09will have to see your nasty gonk?
08:11It's nasty.
08:12Woo-hoo!
08:13Not so fast!
08:14Oh!
08:15I knew it!
08:16You're giving up and just going on the ride for fun.
08:18He locked it down.
08:19Bad boy from the orthodontist section.
08:21To cut off stuff sticking out of the ride to control.
08:23I can pass some plane as I go along.
08:25Oh!
08:25This thing is not going to plane.
08:27It's just the tip of the bicuspid.
08:28It could shrink down to the size of a real tooth
08:30and get lost in the ground.
08:31Or turn the ice and bounce into darkness.
08:33For all you know, it could turn into a giant ducky Momo
08:36and fly away.
08:37Okay, knowing this show,
08:38I feel like that is a possibility right there
08:40that it could turn into a giant ducky Momo.
08:42Are you prepared for all that?
08:44Well...
08:46This is...
08:46I don't need to hear
08:47that we prepare for every eventuality song.
08:49Fine.
08:49This is gonna suck for everything!
08:52We prepare for every eventuality song.
08:53It's in the imperative, Jess.
08:54Woo-woo!
08:56The dodge level was awesome!
08:57Hang on to your retainers, everyone!
08:59Oh, this is creepy.
09:01...pass the cemento-enamel junction
09:03and up to the apex of the crown.
09:06Wait, it's another rollercoaster, isn't it?
09:09It's a slow-moving rollercoaster.
09:14It is very slow.
09:21There are other dental-themed rides?
09:24Ooh!
09:27Ooh!
09:30Ooh!
09:31Ooh!
09:31Ooh!
09:32Ooh!
09:32Ooh!
09:32Ooh!
09:33Ooh!
09:34Ooh!
09:34Ooh!
09:34Ooh!
09:37Ooh!
09:39Ooh!
09:41Ooh!
09:43Like, imagine being hocked up
09:45on all that caffeine
09:46and getting smacked in the face.
09:48Like, how do you react to that?
09:49I completely protected their invention
09:51from airplane snags,
09:52stray balloons,
09:53meteorites,
09:54flock to wild gazelles,
09:55and jumping back to the sea
09:56from the crust of the Earth.
09:57What if it turns into water?
09:58Wait, what?
09:59How?
10:01How's the...
10:02Oh, come on!
10:03Really?
10:04Totally covered!
10:05Wait, what?
10:06I sprayed it with space harpy repellents.
10:08What are you...
10:09Yeah, okay.
10:10Space harpy repellents?
10:13You mean the same harpies
10:15from DuckTales, possibly?
10:16But also,
10:17what do you mean covered
10:19if it turns into water or smoke?
10:20How do you cover that?
10:21Just make sure it's still here
10:22when I come back with my mom.
10:24Mom! Mom!
10:25If there's one thing us van storms do,
10:27we'll make sure things are still there
10:28when people get back with their moms.
10:34What?
10:36Oh, wait, the beam!
10:38Oh, man!
10:39Random green rays from the sky!
10:40I forgot about random green rays from the sky!
10:43Oh, no!
10:44Not on my watch!
10:47Oh!
10:49Nice shot right there!
10:52There's usually a random green ray
10:54that hits the backyard every time,
10:56but...
10:56Will he get a cut...
10:59Oh!
11:02It's happening multiple times!
11:04I've run out of conveniently placed objects!
11:08Oh, the two-faloons!
11:09I didn't use my two-faloons!
11:11Yeah, they weren't selling anyway!
11:12They're on my watch!
11:15The helium tank!
11:17Actually, it's kind of ironic
11:19when you think about it.
11:20Oh, yeah, because the helium makes you float,
11:22but the tank is floating.
11:23But also,
11:24why not use the two-faloons
11:26instead of the tank itself?
11:28Right?
11:32Wait!
11:34Himself?
11:35But he's going to go to space!
11:39Wait, what's with the laces?
11:42Hello?
11:46So, he's the airplane!
11:55Like, he's become the airplane!
11:58They got snagged on him!
12:00Hello?
12:02Newfound?
12:05What?
12:07Shu-fu?
12:08Have you seen my other...
12:11It worked?
12:13Oh, yeah, that's what I was planning to do.
12:16This is the end for you!
12:19Perry!
12:20Oh!
12:21Oh!
12:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
12:24No!
12:26Ha ha ha ha ha!
12:29Perry's a master of the Shu-Fu, too!
12:35Well, I hope that lands in the backyard of a giant who needs a fake tooth!
12:40Knowing this show, there possibly could be!
12:43Oh!
12:43Ha ha ha ha!
12:48You know, it's kind of nice to sit back and relax after all that man you'll-
12:51Oh!
12:52Uh-oh!
12:53Ha ha ha ha!
12:54Oh, but at the same time, how did- how did Doofenshmirtz mimic those laser sounds- those- you
13:01know, the-
13:01Oh!
13:03Perfectly!
13:04I've got a song about how Van Stomps fall from the sky, too, but-
13:07Why?
13:08It doesn't end well!
13:09I wonder why!
13:11Too bad Buford missed it all!
13:12You didn't see him fly away?
13:15Oh!
13:15Hello!
13:15Hey, Buford!
13:16Hello?
13:17Are those two laces?
13:18Laces!
13:20Yes, they are!
13:21Right over here, Mom!
13:22Ta-da!
13:24Hi, Mom!
13:25Hi, James!
13:25Hi, James!
13:26What are you going to get up to?
13:26Buford, are you okay?
13:28Just putting my new laces through their paces!
13:31No, those are impressive laces, by the way!
13:34Now, those are laces people should buy, indeed!
13:37Okay, then.
13:38Then, I'm going inside.
13:39Who wants pie?
13:40Oh, alright.
13:41Ah, yay, yay!
13:41Yeah, me too!
13:42Wait, get him down!
13:44Explain yourself!
13:45Well!
13:46I'm sorry to give you this song to succeed on the very first time!
13:49Then we just give up!
13:52Really?
13:54Oh, wait, remember the desert?
13:56Remember the Road to Danville episode?
13:59Just in case anyone's wondering what happened, oh, Doofenshmirtz, I'm okay!
14:03Good to hear!
14:04Oh!
14:05Yeah, well, okay, well, obviously not now.
14:12What a crazy episode!
14:15I feel like this was so, like, insane.
14:17Especially with, you know, the monogram being in the trading card that, you know, instead of paying his workers more
14:23or paying Carl at all,
14:25This has to waste money on doing that, the trading card thing.
14:29Instead of being, you know, on the computer?
14:33But, also, like, we're getting more Buford lore that the Van Stoms do all these things, like, waking up super
14:39early.
14:41But, waking up at 6.30 in the morning every morning with an alarm clock that looks like it was
14:47made by the cat in the hat or something?
14:50Like, what is that contraption?
14:53But, also, the song and everything.
14:55Like, how did we go from Buford being a bully to literally to who he is now?
15:00Like, what is he?
15:01Who is he?
15:01Why is he?
15:02Where is he?
15:04He, he is a strange kid, but he is actually one of my favorite Disney characters because of how convoluted
15:12he is, you know?
15:14Like, he is an amazing character that he isn't just, like, a one-no bully.
15:19He, he has all these things about him.
15:21Heart of gold.
15:21He's a bully, but he doesn't really bully much.
15:25He just, he just has weird history.
15:28But, also, not even Buford can keep the tooth down and, of course, once again, Candace fails.
15:35It's surprising.
15:36Candace just can't realize that life doesn't want her to bust her brothers, no matter what.
15:42But, at the same time, I was expecting the tooth to turn into Ducky Momo or space harpies to attack
15:48from the sky or something, you know?
15:51Like, in DuckTales, there were space harpies, right?
15:54Well, not space harpies, but harpies.
15:56And they love lemonade.
15:58They really do love their lemonade.
16:01But, yeah, this was a wacky episode.
16:03Very wacky episode.
16:04I did enjoy it.
16:05I hope you enjoyed the reaction.
16:06Oh, wait.
16:07But, yeah, also, the Perry and Doof episode was the part that part.
16:11was very fun as well with the whole, like, mousetrap kind of thing.
16:14That was so goofy, though, especially with Doof just being hocked up on caffeine the entire time.
16:21This was a very fun episode.
16:22Hope you enjoyed the reaction.
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16:27so.
16:28I'll catch you next time.
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16:30I'll catch you next time.
16:31I'll catch you next time.
16:31If you had a good night.
16:32It'll catch you next time.
16:32Bye bye.