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My Billionaire Husband Delivered To My DoorstepFake Marriage, Real Sparks- CEO in Urology Heaven
My Billionaire Husband Delivered To My DoorstepFake Marriage, Real Sparks- CEO in Urology Heaven
My Billionaire Husband Delivered To My DoorstepFake Marriage, Real Sparks- CEO in Urology Heaven
My Billionaire Husband Delivered To My DoorstepFake Marriage, Real Sparks- CEO in Urology Heaven
My Billionaire Husband Delivered To My DoorstepFake Marriage, Real Sparks- CEO in Urology Heaven
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00:07Dr. Adams, thank you so much for saving my marriage, my husband and I, now he's rock
00:15hard every night.
00:16He's amazing.
00:17He's going to own you a little for us.
00:20For me.
00:33Hey Dad, what's up?
00:34Hey sweetheart, you remember my rich partner Joan Smith?
00:38She has a grandson.
00:41Tech billionaire.
00:42Super hot.
00:45I'm sure you'll like him.
00:46I know what you're trying to say Dad, plus if he's that rich and that hot.
00:51And still single.
00:53He's definitely a sociopath.
00:55So, no thanks.
01:01Sir, after you check on the GPS issue on our app, you have a board meeting in the afternoon
01:06and your grandmother wants you to meet Adam Ayers tonight.
01:09Another boring rich girl.
01:12Cancel it.
01:16I'm sure he's not that bad.
01:18Just meet him for my sake, will you?
01:20I gotta go.
01:44Come in.
01:44I gonna go.
01:45Oh.
01:52I have one.
01:56I have one.
02:01I have two.
02:04I've got to go.
02:10I could go.
02:12first I got kicked today in a cream puff today is the best day ever so Bill how
02:20long have you been having this issue boy is she talking about the GPS issue on
02:25testing how would she know well I've been going on for quite a while but it's
02:29getting worse so I figured I'd never get checked out good call getting checked is
02:34always the first step so does it get hard you mean is it hard to get to
02:41work I mean right now yeah sometimes I give it a shake a few snacks that kind
02:45of thing you know yeah it's always been like this well that's the thing it's
02:51kind of worse this weekend it's so damn frustrating yeah I know sometimes it can
02:56just pop out of nowhere so I'm sorry about that but don't worry all right
03:02time take off your pants I'm sorry I'm coming in that's the goal don't worry
03:09a professional what I'm gonna need you to turn in cough sir okay I think this is a
03:24big misunderstanding definitely huge are you not bill well my grandma calls me
03:35bill but I go by William
03:49so William are you single what well the procedure treatment all of the above it's very very expensive
04:02okay look this is gonna sound a little crazy how about you and I get into a contract marriage
04:11and I can just treat you for free this way I won't have to meet that ridiculous Smith guy
04:16whoa she's the first girl who wants to marry me not knowing how rich I am she even thinks I
04:23have
04:24erectile dysfunction there's um something you should know I'm actually well kind of broke and I live with
04:32my roommates and I'm just a damn slavery guy doesn't bother me I'm barely screened by with my student loan
04:40payments too it seems like we're equally struggling which is perfect she's interesting I bet she's way
04:48better than that Adam to go grandma so set me up with um well if you're not interested that's fine
04:56I'm just going to go to lunch actually
05:13William Smith that sounds familiar are you related to the tech billionaire
05:18damn she probably seen my name in the news it's a common name kind of like Adams hey you wouldn't
05:23happen to be the daughter of Dave Adams the hospital mogul would you if I admit this he will never
05:29treat
05:29me the same I better touch the subject huh good point you know what you should move in with me
05:34tonight
05:34saves us rent and we could start on your treatments right away move in with you if you don't want
05:41to
05:41do that I can just stay at your place move into my mansion no she'll find out how rich I
05:46am no uh
05:47I'm with one of you it's perfect this is with the board meetings in 30 minutes board meeting who's this
05:55I'm also a uh a personal driver sir I'll take you to the board meeting soon okay
06:02yeah that's what I need I'll be right um well you should go to your job oh give me your
06:11phone
06:13I'm gonna send you my address and you can come over after work
06:23what'd she say my wife I think I've finally found the one wait what
06:57what did you do I got married
07:00wait what what did you just say married who did you marry a stranger dad that smith guy is a
07:07stranger to me so what's the difference that's ridiculous you need to annul that marriage right
07:12now gotta go bye dad hi hi and here wow somebody who has student loans this place is uh
07:29pretty huge actually this is my friend's place I'm house-sitting so I don't have to pay rent let me
07:38take you to your room
07:45vacuum erection device Chloe what is this this is your treatment schedule William don't worry I'm gonna get everything working
07:51for you again let's get started
07:53uh Chloe what if I told you I didn't actually have ed um well if you didn't actually have ed
08:03then why would you marry me on the day we met are you some sort of stalker murder no I'm
08:10just saying
08:11what if okay let's get back to the examination shall we don't be shy I'm a professional
08:20Chloe is this really necessary do I have to take off my pants yeah but don't worry I have seen
08:25a lot of phalluses in my day so don't worry about your size
08:29a lot I mean I'm not worried about my size actually I'm um well above average
08:38and I totally believe you you know what I have the perfect treatment for you big guy let's get started
08:51how is my ed patient I've been soaking in here for an hour how long is it going to take
08:59you uh you're soaking in a tub of maca root powder it should be taking effect very shortly are you
09:05not feeling anything yet
09:06I don't really know oh well maybe you need a little extra mental stimulation
09:11yeah okay let's try this picture your crush
09:20picture yourself kissing your crush
09:31anything
09:32not a damn thing
09:34not a damn thing
09:34this is worse than I thought I normally recommend these experiments for couples and it's just not appropriate for us
09:41it's too bad
09:44technically we're married so why don't you just slip into something and come on in here
09:49you're right I am your wife oh this means I can try all of my methods hands on
09:57I can try all of my methods in order to pay my attention on
10:01don't move the muscle
10:07fuck
10:09there's a cookie down
10:12oh fuck That's cold
10:14it's cold
10:18so
10:18so
10:19so
10:19what I'm reading about this
10:20you're not reading any
10:21okay
10:22okay
10:43So, feel anything?
10:46No.
10:47Okay, so you're not a visual guy.
10:50Let's try something more auditory.
10:52Okay, turn around.
11:02Okay.
11:08Hey, big boy, I really want you.
11:10I want to swear your name.
11:17Let's try a different approach.
11:22Hey, Daddy.
11:24I'm a bad girl and you need to punish me.
11:29How's that?
11:31Still not working.
11:34This is the hardest case I've ever had to crack.
11:37Or should I say the softest?
11:49Oh!
11:51And that's the timer.
11:53You should get out of the tub or it's going to do more harm than good.
12:06Maybe I should try it other ways.
12:25Maybe I should try it other ways.
12:32I can't believe you.
12:36I can't believe you.
12:41I can't believe you.
12:46You have to get in the hole.
12:47I'm not sure if you knock him out.
12:50You are a bad guy and I will walk the door.
13:00I'll cure you, William.
13:02You're next.
13:05You are a great doctor, but please.
13:08No more treatment, sorry.
13:10Don't want to take any more cold showers.
13:14Kiss a plate.
13:21Oh, she ate the whole box.
13:26My wife is quite the sweet tooth.
13:33Here, everything was looking fine.
13:35Oh, by the way, the GPS issue has never solved.
13:36Seems like it's a third-party issue.
13:38Clark, let me ask you another question.
13:41Completely unrelated.
13:43What would you do, let's say, if you left a girl?
13:48Where's my workaholic boss?
13:50Did he get mind control by alien or something?
13:53What's wrong?
13:55Nothing.
13:57I'd probably get her a gift.
14:00Get her something she likes.
14:02She likes sweets.
14:03Clark, Tommy, what's the number one trending dessert on our platform?
14:08It's the cupcakes from the Weston Hotel.
14:10There's a month-long wait list.
14:12Give me a favor.
14:12Go ahead and get me a box, would you?
14:15Oh, hey.
14:23Ew, rude.
14:29Mia?
14:30Amanda?
14:32Well, well, if it isn't our rival classmate, Chloe.
14:39I didn't expect to see you here.
14:44Did you get your foot off my folders?
14:46No.
14:47Very testy she is.
14:49Ew.
14:51Urology?
14:52You're practically a hunker, honey.
14:55Because men pay you to touch their dick.
14:58Ew.
15:00Who'd want to be with a dick doctor?
15:02Probably a lot of guys.
15:04I bet you really know your way around the penis.
15:06Can you teach me?
15:08Shut up.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:09Look, nobody wants to be with a girl like that.
15:14Who said nobody wants to be with her?
15:21Uh, who the hell are you?
15:23I'm Claire's husband.
15:25Congratulations!
15:28Wait in here.
15:29I'll go just cupcakes.
15:30Just, uh, just because.
15:32Wait.
15:33Winston Hotel?
15:34Yeah.
15:35I always wanted to try to be.
15:37Do you see that?
15:38Do you see that?
15:39Oh, my God.
15:40You're married to a delivery guy?
15:43A delivery guy?
15:47Can I see your ring?
15:52Okay.
15:53You know what?
15:53I'm going to clear the air.
15:54He might be a delivery guy, but my man makes a long, hard, honest wage.
16:01And I'm proud of that.
16:02Are you sure those are Winston Hotel cupcakes?
16:05I hear they go for $200 each.
16:07I mean, they're probably just some type of cheap.
16:09Knock off.
16:10Hey!
16:11Are you kidding me?
16:13You're wrong!
16:20What the hell?
16:21How dare you know?
16:22How dare you, okay?
16:24That was a gift to me from my husband.
16:26And you stomped all over it, stupid bitch.
16:30I thought we were friends!
16:33Shut up, shut up!
16:34We are friends!
16:35Oh, my God.
16:36Oh, my God.
16:36Look at the nice back.
16:37We're fresh!
16:39She's a devil, woman!
16:45Hey.
16:47I'll get you a new box.
16:49They're $200 each.
16:54I went down to Winston Hotel for a delivery, and they're giving out free samples in exchange
16:57for customer feedback, so...
16:59Wow, that's very sweet of them.
17:00Yeah.
17:01But you don't have to buy me new ones.
17:03It's okay.
17:04We can just wait for the next sample day.
17:06Yeah, but I'll get to do ones.
17:14It is a bit weird not having a ring.
17:17Maybe I should get one.
17:24Will?
17:28Why are you here?
17:29I thought you had deliveries to make.
17:31What are you doing here?
17:32I, um, dropped off a client here, and I thought to myself,
17:35why don't I get my wife a wedding ring so that nobody questions our marriage?
17:40You were here to buy me a ring?
17:42Yeah, I have a little bit saved up.
17:43Go ahead.
17:44Pick out any ring you'd like.
17:45I'll, uh, set up a payment plan.
17:53Um.
17:55This one is perfect.
17:57I'll take it.
17:58That one doesn't even have a diamond.
18:00How about that one?
18:02That one looks like it costs more than my student loans.
18:06How much is it?
18:08Great selection.
18:09It's $100,000.
18:11One of our most exquisite.
18:13Would you like to try it on?
18:15Um, I think this one is great.
18:18Try it on.
18:20Go ahead.
18:21Try it on.
18:22Try it on.
18:32I think the sound, put it on my card.
18:38It's beautiful.
18:39It glistens.
18:40It's too much.
18:41Congratulations, ma'am.
18:43You're our 10,000th customer.
18:45You get 99% off of any purchase today.
18:4899%?
18:50So, this is $1,000?
18:53Exactly, ma'am.
18:55Whoa.
19:00I just can't believe we got this for $1,000.
19:03I'm so lucky.
19:05Maybe.
19:06I'm your lucky charm.
19:08Okay.
19:09Mr. Lucky.
19:10Here's an idea.
19:11How about I thank you with another treatment?
19:13I promise it'll work this time.
19:14Just pass me my phone and we'll check on your penis progress.
19:18Why do I need another treatment?
19:20Can't you just thank me?
19:22You're never going to get cured without energy.
19:24Come on.
19:24I'll just grab it myself.
19:39I'll just grab it myself.
19:45Um, that's my cell phone.
19:48Actually, uh...
19:48Oh!
19:49Yeah, if you don't mind, I have to take this.
19:52It's my grandma.
19:53Oh, that's my dad.
19:56Hey, Biddle.
19:56Can you come home tomorrow?
19:58I'm not feeling well.
20:00Chloe, can you come home tomorrow?
20:01I need to talk to you about something important.
20:03All right.
20:06I set up another meeting between you and Joan's grandson.
20:09Dad, for the hundredth time, I'm already married.
20:13Just meet him.
20:14He's a genius.
20:16He created that online hospital app, Medtreats.
20:18What?
20:19You'll like him.
20:22I have to take this.
20:25Hello?
20:26Chloe, I need you on the Medtreats, Bid.
20:27It's the first online hospital app.
20:30Totally game-changing.
20:31Our hospital needs to be on their provider list, okay?
20:36Dad, did you say Medtreats?
20:39Yeah.
20:39Mm-mm.
20:41Fine.
20:42I will meet your bridge partner, Joan's grandson, tomorrow.
20:53Oh, my head.
20:56Oh, this headache is all your fault.
21:01But, um, I think I'd feel a lot better if, um, you agreed to meet with Dave Adams' daughter tomorrow.
21:13Is that what this is about, Grandma?
21:16Fine.
21:16I'll meet the daughter.
21:20To tell her in person, I'm not interested, Grandma.
21:24Oh, uh, can I take this?
21:25Uh, no.
21:26No, no, no.
21:27Okay, okay, okay, okay.
21:28Uh-oh.
21:31Do whatever you do.
21:37William?
21:38William!
21:39You're looking sharp.
21:41What's with the, um, suit?
21:48I had to bring a client to a wedding, and they got the suit for me.
21:54Oh, don't tell me they're doing another free sample day.
21:57They're going to go out of business.
21:58Oh, Mom, I got it from the wedding.
22:00Oh, fancy wedding.
22:02Yeah.
22:03By the way, I won't be here for dinner tomorrow.
22:05I have a party for the hospital.
22:08Bert.
22:10Wait, perfect?
22:12Yeah, no, um, I have to bring a client to a dinner party, so I'll be home late, too.
22:18Oh!
22:18Yeah.
22:19Perfect.
22:23Dave, you have such a lovely daughter.
22:26I can't wait to get to know her better.
22:29Likewise, your grandson.
22:30I mean, how does he come up with all these ideas?
22:32I know.
22:47Hello, Mrs. Smith.
22:49Such a pleasure to meet you.
22:53Such a pleasure to meet you.
22:55Oh, don't call me Joan.
22:57Oh, your father must be so thrilled.
23:01A successful doctor.
23:03What is your specialty?
23:05I'm a urologist.
23:06Oh, well, then my grandson will be, uh, in good hands, if he marries you, if you know
23:13what I mean.
23:15But he's always working.
23:17I don't know how he expects to meet a lovely girl like you.
23:21My soon-to-be granddaughter-in-law.
23:25Oh, Joan.
23:27Actually, I, uh, actually...
23:30Where in heavens is he?
23:33He's usually so punctual.
23:54Mr. Smith has arrived.
23:58Thanks for taking care.
23:59Since you look good, I'm trying to make him cry.
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