00:00Here comes the Tribal Chief to end the night.
00:04Don't get to like and subscribe, Bob Warriors.
00:06We're giving you all the action.
00:14Here we go, everybody.
00:23Chief, Kroben, Kroben!
00:41It's time, baby. It's blocking time.
00:45A billion-plus songs, and we're bringing you the action.
01:00Chief, Kroben, Kroben...
01:14Joseph, over here!
01:28Bootleg, green shirt guy, and the crowd is loving Romy.
01:39Oh, yes, sir, San Antonio!
01:59I know they hear that back there, I know they understand who's show this is, because at
02:13the end of the day, I'm in the beginning, I'm in the middle, and you already know who closes
02:21the show, the OTC!
02:28We gotta forgive him, Phil gets a little confused, he must have forgot that, we're in the main
02:36event, and this is Monday, and this is his show!
02:49Don't listen to that, Phil, the water is warm, won't you come on out here and let's handle
02:55some business, huh?
02:59Let's go!
03:00CM Punk, CM Punk, what's gonna happen?
03:04Oh!
03:06This is about to pick up, come the personality, come the personality, come the personality,
03:16come the personality, come the smiling face of your TV, oh!
03:21FCM Punk, CM Punk, CM Punk!
03:44Welcome to my wings,
03:51Welcome to my main event.
04:00Hmm, yeah, about that. You keep using my government name like it's supposed to be an insult.
04:14My friends and my family, they're allowed to call me Phil.
04:18I would maybe try to insult you and call you Titty Tiaki or whatever your real name is.
04:28But I'm not obsessed over you or read your Wikipedia and I'm certainly not going to call you Joe
04:33because that would be insulting to a real Samoan who I love very, very much.
04:45Well maybe you should follow Joe and he'll remind you on who your travel chief is.
04:54Did I hear you earlier say you're sending all the Samoans after me? All of them?
04:59I didn't say I was sending anybody. I gave them permission to do whatever they got to do.
05:06The only thing they're going to do is high-five me just like everybody here in San Antonio did.
05:16Pardon me for a second, I'll show you who's showing us.
05:19Is it good to be alive?
05:21On a Monday night in San Antonio, all right!
05:50I'm a little surprised you haven't taken a swing at me yet.
05:56Talking about the main battle WrestleMania, I already won because I know I'm in your head.
06:01Roll it! Roll it! Roll it! Roll your head! Roll it! Roll your head! Roll it! Roll your head!
06:18I'm on everybody's mind. All the time!
06:27And you, well you'll just say anything, won't you?
06:32Like, you got me in the main event, right?
06:35For the fucking Lord!
06:38Phil here hasn't main evented anything this year.
06:44I mean Phil couldn't even main event a live event tour in Europe.
06:51Let alone the main event of WrestleMania.
07:00Come on, boy. They're calling for you. Say something special.
07:06Yeah, they're calling for me now and I was calling for you last week, but you two chickens should just
07:11show up so you sent your cousins.
07:15And man, I am a gold medal habitual line stepper.
07:20I will say and I will do what I please to get the advantage.
07:25Man, that's why these people love me.
07:27I guess that's why you don't like me.
07:31I didn't want Jimmy and Jay to get caught in the crosshairs, but they came out and they handled their
07:38family business.
07:39And you know what?
07:41I deserved what I got last week.
07:44Right message, wrong messenger.
07:50Who's the real tribal chief?
07:58What you cheer for?
08:05I've heard this garbage for five years say, which one's the real tribal chief?
08:11I mean, come on that garbage.
08:14You are trite.
08:16You're redundant.
08:18You repeat the same shit over and over and over.
08:21Oh, he's not here.
08:23He's a part-timer.
08:24Good.
08:25Maybe you should figure out what the top dollar players do.
08:28Why don't you go ask your wife?
08:33Until you come up with something that can actually phase me, don't waste my time, Phil.
08:54My ring, my belt, my show.
08:58I tell you when you can come and when you can go.
09:01And young boy, now's not the time.
09:10Wow.
09:12What a segment.
09:13I can see it.
09:15I can feel it.
09:17I'm in your head and I'm under your skin.
09:20Go ahead.
09:20Take a look at that sign.
09:23It's the last time you're going to main event.
09:25I'm going to pin you.
09:26I'm going to lift you up onto my shoulders with all my punkamaniacs screaming.
09:32CM Punk!
09:34CM Punk!
09:36CM Punk!
09:36CM Punk!
09:36And I'm going to host you above my beautiful head of hair.
09:40And I'm going to send you back down to earth, crashing into my knee.
09:45And I'm going to split your ego in two and beat you on the grandest stage of them all.
09:51Mmm.
09:52What fire.
09:56Two are cooking right now.
09:59Wow.
10:00OTC.
10:10I didn't want to go here because there's just so much rich history to tap into.
10:15But enough is enough.
10:18You're delusional.
10:19We all know you're great on this microphone.
10:22We all know that you're great with the mental games, but you can't face me.
10:27I'm the most successful superstar you've ever ran into.
10:31I am your tribe of truth.
10:33I've done everything under the sun in this business.
10:37And when the talking is done, we all know that you can't do the walking.
10:42Because that pain of the pain is the truth here, Phil.
10:47You're not faster than me.
10:48You're not stronger than me.
10:52You can't do anything that I do in this room.
10:55You're not better than me.
10:56You're not better than me.
10:57You're not better than me.
10:57This mutant.
10:59That title on your waist.
11:01It's an embarrassment.
11:03You're a try-hard that's making us all look terrible.
11:06Because at the end of the day, you're old.
11:15Uh-oh.
11:17Oh, wow.
11:18Here we go.
11:21Security holding them back.
11:38Punk.
11:40Snap.
11:41Gave in to the aggression.
11:44Crack Roman.
11:57You know what time it is.
11:59It's vlogging time.
12:00Ah, what a vlog.
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