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00:00:11Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her
00:00:16job, and me my reputation.
00:00:18Teacher fucker.
00:00:26You like my art project? I call it ugly inside. Ugly outside.
00:00:32Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known. Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:00:37You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship, but the
00:00:45whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
00:00:50I didn't. You probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me.
00:00:57You're so cute when you're angry. And you're ugly when you're an arse.
00:01:05You know what your problem is?
00:01:14You think you can beat me? This is my school, Abby Moore.
00:01:20Kiss my arse Felix Barnes.
00:01:22I thought you only let the teachers do that.
00:01:27Get out of my way. I'm late for my new job.
00:01:29Alright, let's go.
00:01:41What are you done so you've taken me to therapy?
00:01:44Shit.
00:01:45I can find the...
00:01:58Oh my god, are you okay?
00:02:00Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
00:02:02See, I have a plaster in my back.
00:02:06Bailey?
00:02:11Bailey.
00:02:13Oh my god, watch out!
00:02:27Oh my god, watch out!
00:02:34Phoenix, you saved me.
00:02:36It wasn't for you, this is my little sister.
00:02:39I don't care whether you live or die.
00:02:41That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it.
00:02:48It's okay.
00:02:49How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:02:55There's no point in talking to Bailey.
00:02:56She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
00:02:58That's okay, I understand.
00:03:00My dad passed away a couple years ago.
00:03:02It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of.
00:03:08My boss is wondering where I am.
00:03:10Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
00:03:13Stop acting like a saint.
00:03:15No one's barring it.
00:03:22Why are you so mean?
00:03:24She's nice.
00:03:28Yeah, maybe she is.
00:03:30Let's go.
00:03:37You must be the new live-in nanny.
00:03:39Yes sir, I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:03:41Well you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:03:45Otherwise you'd be fired.
00:03:50You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11.
00:03:53And my teenage, troublemaking son.
00:03:56I was only told about a little girl.
00:03:58What do you mean a teenage son?
00:03:59You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school,
00:04:02their homework is completed,
00:04:04and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:04:07And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:04:09They say your son is 17.
00:04:11How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:04:12The agency said you're the best in your class. Figure it out.
00:04:16I need this job.
00:04:17If this kid is such a loser,
00:04:19he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework.
00:04:21How bad could he be?
00:04:22Benny and I are home.
00:04:26What are you doing here?
00:04:28Son, meet your new nanny.
00:04:30Oh god, I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:04:35I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:04:37You're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:04:42I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
00:04:45If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again.
00:04:48Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times, but we do not need a
00:04:52nanny.
00:04:52Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
00:04:55You've made a right mess of yourself.
00:04:57You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late, and your grades are dropping.
00:05:01And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line, I've got you the next best thing.
00:05:06Bailey's on board.
00:05:07Are you going to get in line, or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:05:11Fine.
00:05:12Don't blame me when she quits.
00:05:14You already know I'm not a quitter.
00:05:16Show her to the guest room.
00:05:17The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
00:05:21Look, I know the situation is weird, but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of
00:05:25mine.
00:05:29Look, I want you out of my school, out of my house, and out of my life.
00:05:33I'm going to make your life living hell, and so you quit.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:39I'll make yours ten times worse.
00:05:40Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:06:04Felix may bully me in school, but as his living nanny, I'm in charge at home.
00:06:10Wakey-wakey, Elixirvakey!
00:06:11Wakey-wakey!
00:06:15What the fuck?!
00:06:18Language.
00:06:20You don't want another punishment, do you?
00:06:41You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
00:06:46Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:06:49No.
00:06:50I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:06:52Mmm, I don't think so.
00:07:06You're going once you do your work.
00:07:13Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
00:07:16Study these ones next time so you get them right.
00:07:19I'm finished too.
00:07:23What the hell?
00:07:24Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:07:25Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision, so no sub-power.
00:07:34Well, I don't take notes from a slap.
00:07:37You're so immature.
00:07:39I know.
00:07:41Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:07:43You think I won't?
00:07:44What are you going to do?
00:07:46Spank me?
00:07:49Ground me?
00:07:50I'd like to see you try.
00:07:54I have just the punishment for you.
00:07:59Time to feast.
00:08:03What the fuck?
00:08:11Dad, where's my door?
00:08:14Give it, give it, give it, give it.
00:08:16You.
00:08:19Come on, retrofit.
00:08:21We've got them warning.
00:08:22Let's win this match.
00:08:27What the hell?
00:08:28I was about to win.
00:08:36We need to talk.
00:08:37Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
00:08:40Oh, really?
00:08:40I do.
00:08:40Okay, cool.
00:08:41Well, I was going to say that the rumors about you and the teachers, you know, I do just really
00:08:46do-
00:08:46Okay, fine.
00:08:47We can talk.
00:08:53You have five minutes.
00:08:56You're kind of scary, you know that?
00:08:58Me?
00:08:58You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:09:00No, no, no, no.
00:09:05After today, I've realized that that was child's play.
00:09:08You, you're an evil genius.
00:09:11You did tell me to punish you.
00:09:14Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:09:16Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:09:19No.
00:09:20I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
00:09:23But I do want to make a deal.
00:09:31What kind of deal?
00:09:32The kind where I stay out of your way, so you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any
00:09:40problems.
00:09:42And in return, you stay out of my way and tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
00:09:51And why would I agree to that?
00:09:53Because if you don't, and I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny,
00:09:58you'll be out on your ass by dinner.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02But this only works if you actually behave.
00:10:05Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
00:10:07I'll behave.
00:10:09Scout's honor.
00:10:14But first, some ground rules.
00:10:16Fair enough.
00:10:17What are they?
00:10:18Rule one, you already agreed to.
00:10:21You won't be my nanny in name or action.
00:10:23Only if you behave.
00:10:25If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
00:10:26Yeah, don't worry about that, okay?
00:10:28Rule two, know what at school finds out.
00:10:31That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
00:10:34Deal.
00:10:35I have a rule too.
00:10:37Stop bullying me in school.
00:10:40I'll try to control myself.
00:10:42Although I've not been very good at that around you.
00:10:46What are you doing?
00:10:47Sailing our deal.
00:10:49With a kiss.
00:10:53Are you kidding?
00:10:55We hate each other.
00:10:57Guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way then.
00:11:15Wait in the car, yeah?
00:11:16I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:11:18Fine.
00:11:20Oh, Bailey's lunchbox.
00:11:22We need to go.
00:11:22I don't care.
00:11:24Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:11:31Still showing your face at school?
00:11:33Haven't you got the message?
00:11:34What, that you hate me?
00:11:36I think that's pretty clear.
00:11:37Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:11:41Are you going to put your drink on me?
00:11:43How original.
00:11:44You already looked chuffed.
00:11:45Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
00:11:48I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
00:11:54Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:11:56No, I spent two weeks on that.
00:11:58Too bad I don't care.
00:12:00Felix, stop them.
00:12:04Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:12:07Don't tell me this pick-me is throwing herself at you now.
00:12:10If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
00:12:14Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
00:12:31See you in class, bottom feeder.
00:12:40What happened to our deal?
00:12:42I promised I wouldn't bully you.
00:12:44I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
00:12:47Yeah, but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:12:48Because you started it.
00:12:50They're just following your lead.
00:12:51Abby wait.
00:12:52No, our deal's off.
00:12:59The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
00:13:05What are you doing Jack?
00:13:08Oh my god, what is that?
00:13:13Damn, I knew she was a freak, but I didn't realize she was that kinky.
00:13:18What do you reckon she's got in there?
00:13:20Sex toys?
00:13:22Hey, come over here, baby.
00:13:24Show me what's in that lunch box.
00:13:29Oh yeah.
00:13:30Felix, you left your lunch at home.
00:13:32What the hell?
00:13:33That's not Felix's.
00:13:35Yes it is.
00:13:35See, Felix Barnes.
00:13:39Abby, you're fucking more.
00:13:46Why is your last name on that lunch box, Felix?
00:13:48I'm not the only one with that last name.
00:13:50Why do you look so nervous, man?
00:13:52Is that actually yours?
00:13:53It's not.
00:13:54It's not mine.
00:13:55It's a cup for Bailey Barnes.
00:13:58Yes, thank you.
00:13:59Bailey Barnes?
00:14:01Isn't that your little sister?
00:14:03Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:14:05I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
00:14:07Bailey.
00:14:08And Felix.
00:14:13No.
00:14:15Are you secretly a little baby?
00:14:19Do you need me to change your diaper?
00:14:20You want me to cue me to be a little bubba?
00:14:22Do you need a good, good, good, good, good?
00:14:24That's enough, okay?
00:14:25And you're not my nanny.
00:14:28Don't laugh at me!
00:14:29Don't laugh at me!
00:14:30How dare you carry me like that?
00:14:32How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
00:14:34Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
00:14:37Yeah, I didn't.
00:14:37My friends did.
00:14:38Yeah, your friends.
00:14:39One word from you and they would have stopped, but you didn't.
00:14:42I can't control other people.
00:14:44Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
00:14:47So what, that's just it then?
00:14:48Not even one day and our deal's off.
00:14:50You drive me crazy.
00:14:52Your feelings meet you.
00:14:53Look, I'll see you at home, where you'll have a list of chores to do.
00:14:57I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
00:14:59Time to get you out of my house for good.
00:15:04Listen up!
00:15:05End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
00:15:08Bring the chaos, we're partying till the sunrise.
00:15:10Let's go!
00:15:11Whoa!
00:15:12Whoa!
00:15:13Whoa!
00:15:13Hey!
00:15:14Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
00:15:18A hot seat!
00:15:20Come on!
00:15:34A hot seat!
00:15:36Woo!
00:15:37Oh!
00:15:38Well done!
00:15:42Oh, there she is.
00:15:44What the hell is this?
00:15:47First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
00:15:52Shut it down now.
00:15:55For what?
00:15:56I'll call your dad.
00:15:58Call him and tell him you have no control over me
00:16:01and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
00:16:09Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
00:16:12He's a nanny. It's your job to take care of her.
00:16:21Oh, baby.
00:16:22It's okay. I'm going to go get rid of everyone.
00:16:25You stay here and try to rest.
00:16:39Abby, I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
00:16:43You're getting absolutely pissed.
00:16:44And what if your dad sees?
00:16:46He probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
00:16:49Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
00:16:52Your dad's going to be home early in the morning,
00:16:53so please shut this down.
00:16:55Quit the job.
00:16:56The party ends.
00:17:02You want this party to end?
00:17:04Easy.
00:17:04You've just got to say two words.
00:17:06I quit.
00:17:08How about these two words?
00:17:10Fuck off.
00:17:11Why do I think she's hot?
00:17:12Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
00:17:15I should hate her.
00:17:17Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
00:17:21And you're ready to quit.
00:17:23Come find me.
00:17:24Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
00:17:27I want you to kill my pipe.
00:17:30Yo, Sky.
00:17:32Want to come play strip poker with the lads?
00:17:34I'm busy, Jack.
00:17:36Why is Abby Hawthorne here?
00:17:38She has to know everyone hates her.
00:17:40Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
00:17:42This is a party for the most popular people at school.
00:17:45Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
00:17:48Let's go and remind them.
00:17:52Hey, Abby.
00:17:54What are you doing at Felix's party?
00:17:56Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
00:17:59Oh, harsh, Sky.
00:18:01I'd still fuck her.
00:18:02Oh.
00:18:02Just put a bag on her head.
00:18:05You'd fuck anything, Jack.
00:18:07Look, see, your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure.
00:18:11See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
00:18:16What did you just say?
00:18:17Look, I'm just saying, it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix.
00:18:23And still being in the friend zone.
00:18:26You bitch.
00:18:38Skye, please keep that bag.
00:18:39My...
00:18:40My bra is to see you through.
00:18:41Oh, I'll not cover you up.
00:18:47Go fetch.
00:19:04Swimming's easy, Abby.
00:19:06Just use your arms.
00:19:07Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
00:19:11I'm going to help.
00:19:14Ouch.
00:19:15No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
00:19:19Yikes.
00:19:20Skye, help.
00:19:21You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick-me slut like you.
00:19:26I know just what I'm going to do with this bubbly shirt.
00:19:34Where is this?
00:19:35What's happening?
00:19:36Oh my God, Abby's...
00:20:03Did my bully just save me?
00:20:06Yikes.
00:20:09Abby, I...
00:20:21Where's your shirt?
00:20:22And your bra is...
00:20:23I see through.
00:20:24I know you're still looking at me.
00:20:29Shit.
00:20:30I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
00:20:44Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
00:20:47Don't flatter yourself.
00:20:51I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
00:20:59Just because I'm your nanny, this has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
00:21:07Trust me.
00:21:21Where's my shirt?
00:21:23God, Abby, you really will do anything for attention, won't you?
00:21:28Why don't you go check the pool house?
00:21:35I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy, and I can't stop thinking about her.
00:21:40This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
00:21:52Someone pinched me.
00:21:53Am I really staring at my enemy, Felix Barnes, naked?
00:21:58Close the door.
00:22:02I meant with you on the other side of it.
00:22:05I can't, I can't leave.
00:22:06Why?
00:22:07Because you're stalking me.
00:22:08I came in here to get my shirt.
00:22:09I can't leave until I get my shirt.
00:22:11You're testing my patience, okay?
00:22:13You can get your clothes once I'm done changing.
00:22:16What are you doing?
00:22:18The door.
00:22:20Oh.
00:22:22It's locked.
00:22:29What does this mean?
00:22:31It means that you're trapped with me.
00:22:42We need to get out of here.
00:22:44Well, the door's bolted, and there's no windows, so...
00:22:48You all right?
00:22:50God, I hate saying that out loud.
00:22:52Well, at least you finally admitted it.
00:22:54Never thought I'd live to see the day.
00:22:56Don't get used to it.
00:22:57I wouldn't dream of it, Nanny.
00:23:05Put this on.
00:23:07Is this supposed to keep me warm?
00:23:09It's supposed to keep you covered, so you feel comfortable.
00:23:13Body heat.
00:23:15So I'm going to keep you warm.
00:23:16You're joking.
00:23:17What?
00:23:18I don't like it's that bad being so close to me.
00:23:20Seriously.
00:23:21If you wrap this around us, then we'll both stay warm.
00:23:28Do you think anyone's ever going to get us out of here?
00:23:32Probably not for a long time.
00:23:36Fuck.
00:23:37Our skin's so soft.
00:23:42Felix, do you have a hard-on?
00:23:46Felix, do you have a hard-on?
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51I've got a hot half-naked girl pressed up against me.
00:23:54Suddenly you think I'm hot?
00:23:55I thought you hated me so much you wanted to get me fired from being your nanny.
00:23:59I don't hate you.
00:24:00What?
00:24:01I don't hate you, okay?
00:24:03Really?
00:24:03Because I think you've held every insult in the English language at me.
00:24:06Have you ever considered that maybe I'm intimidated by you?
00:24:10Okay, you're the smartest girl in school.
00:24:12You don't care what anyone else thinks and you're so fucking pretty.
00:24:17You act like you don't even know.
00:24:20You mean that?
00:24:22You think I'm pretty?
00:24:23Is it not obvious?
00:24:28Seriously though, I know we've had our differences.
00:24:34I think after spending some more time with you, I've realised that maybe, just maybe, I don't totally hate you.
00:24:43Maybe I don't totally hate you either.
00:24:59Yeah.
00:24:59Felix has never looked at me like this before.
00:25:02Why is it making my stomach twist into a million knots?
00:25:08Don't lose that.
00:25:10I mean, your lips...
00:25:13are turning blue.
00:25:15You must be freezing.
00:25:17No, I'm fine.
00:25:18I think you should press your body up against mine.
00:25:20No, you perv.
00:25:21What I learned about this at camp, you've obviously got early stages of hypothermia and-
00:25:27I told you I'm fine.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:28Are you going to freeze to death or are you going to shut up and let me save you again?
00:25:38Okay, maybe this is slightly better.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42I've got you.
00:25:55Someone's here.
00:25:56Hmm.
00:25:57Baby.
00:25:58Felix, wake up!
00:25:59What?
00:25:59Felix, wake up!
00:26:05Ha ha ha.
00:26:07Yes, guys.
00:26:11Where have you been, man?
00:26:12You missed the whole party.
00:26:14The party!
00:26:28Yoooo.
00:26:30Last night was a banger.
00:26:32Fuck.
00:26:33This place is absolutely trash.
00:26:35Party doesn't need to end here.
00:26:38Jack.
00:26:39Go home.
00:26:41Nannying for the Barnes family was the best job I'd ever gotten.
00:26:45And now I'm going to lose it.
00:26:49Abby, I-
00:26:50This is all your fault.
00:26:56I'm sorry, I didn't expect the place to get this trash.
00:26:58I'm going to get fired and once your dad finds out about this party, I'm going to be blacklisted.
00:27:03I wanted to get Abby fired from being my nanny, but after last night, I'm just not sure.
00:27:11I'm sorry, just let me help.
00:27:12No, you've already helped enough.
00:27:15Abby, I-
00:27:15You know, people would kill to have this house, this pool, your life, and you don't even appreciate it.
00:27:21I'm sorry, okay?
00:27:22Just let me help.
00:27:23No, because you're just going to try and find another way to get me fired.
00:27:46You're not going anywhere until you listen to me.
00:27:48Let go of me.
00:27:50Listen to me.
00:27:50I'm sorry.
00:27:51You tortured me for years, Felix Barnes.
00:27:52Why should I believe you now?
00:27:54Because when I was trapped in the pool house, I saw the real you.
00:27:57Abby Moore, not my nanny, not my enemy, not a stuck-up know-it-all, just- just you.
00:28:05He's my bully and I'm his nanny, but when he says things like that, it's hard to resist him.
00:28:16I need to go wash this off my clothes.
00:28:18And now we're dusted off, you can't let force of habit always keep you down.
00:28:29Move over.
00:28:36Move over.
00:28:38Move over.
00:28:39Move over.
00:28:40You can't shower with your nanny.
00:28:42Then, for a second, pretend that you're not my nanny.
00:28:45Why are you doing that?
00:28:48You're following me around and acting like-
00:28:50Like I want you.
00:28:53Would that be so bad?
00:28:57I hate Felix Barnes.
00:29:03So why do I want to kiss him so badly?
00:29:10Yes, that would be bad.
00:29:12You're a liar.
00:29:13You're just checking me out.
00:29:14No, I'm not.
00:29:17You know what I think?
00:29:19I think all this time you've been pretending to hate me, when really you want me.
00:29:24How did you know?
00:29:26Because I've been doing the same thing.
00:29:29I want you to have you more.
00:29:31And I'm going to do something about it.
00:29:45Felix Barnes, my enemy, and the boy I nanny.
00:29:48Kissing me like he'd die without it.
00:29:52We can't.
00:29:53We could get in a lot of trouble.
00:29:57I don't see anyone around.
00:29:59Do you?
00:30:08Show me you want me to.
00:30:11What should I do next?
00:30:13Kiss me.
00:30:31We can't.
00:30:34Why not?
00:30:35Because...
00:30:36Bailey!
00:30:38Bailey!
00:30:40Bailey where are you?
00:30:44She ran away
00:30:48Where is she?
00:30:49I can't find her
00:30:50Bailey!
00:30:51Bailey!
00:30:54This is all your fault, you know
00:30:56My fault? You're the nanny
00:30:57She's your sister, you're supposed to protect her
00:30:59Yeah, I don't need to take advice from you, okay?
00:31:01Seriously, you're her older brother
00:31:02You put her in so much danger last night by throwing a fight for a bunch of wankers
00:31:06Just to get back at me
00:31:16Growing up, we were best friends
00:31:20But since she stopped speaking, I haven't known how to help her
00:31:25I just wish there was a way I could tell her how much she means to me
00:31:32You know, I like this side of you
00:31:34What, pathetic and sad?
00:31:37Caring and vulnerable
00:31:55Bailey!
00:31:59Do you know how much you scared me?
00:32:01He was only scared because he's a big softy and he loves you so much
00:32:07Okay, well, I'm glad you're okay
00:32:10Come on, Troublemaker
00:32:11You need to get a couple more hours sleep before the day really starts
00:32:18Never do that again
00:32:19I'm going to sleep
00:32:23Felix might act like he's too cool
00:32:25But deep down, I see how much he cares about Bailey
00:32:36It's like the whole party never happens
00:32:37Yeah, I've forgotten all about it
00:32:39I mean
00:32:41It wasn't all so bad
00:32:42I like the part where we're hooked up on the shower
00:32:44No
00:32:45We had to forget about that part most of all
00:32:47You can't seriously expect things to go back to the way they were
00:32:49Felix, it doesn't matter how either of us feels
00:32:51Whatever happened between us
00:32:54It's over
00:32:59I can't lose my job because I hooked up with the boy I nanny
00:33:01You're not my nanny
00:33:02You can say whatever you want, but I am your nanny
00:33:04And if I want to keep my job
00:33:06I have to ignore whatever happened between us
00:33:08How am I supposed to ignore what I feel when you're living in my house?
00:33:11I don't know
00:33:12But I'm not like you
00:33:15Felix, I don't come from money
00:33:16That rumour about me sleeping with Mr. O'Leary
00:33:19It ruined my life
00:33:22My mum lost her job and we had to use my school savings to live off
00:33:27We owe Camden Prep ten grand for my last semester
00:33:31I didn't know things were so bad for Abby
00:33:33But I can help
00:33:35What if I gave you the money?
00:33:37And then you wouldn't have to work for us
00:33:40We could explore whatever this is
00:33:42Hypothetically, yes
00:33:44But where are you going to get ten grand from?
00:33:48Goodbye, David
00:33:49Steve, don't be shy
00:33:50Steve, don't be shy
00:33:50Steve, don't be shy
00:33:54Jack, if you can spare us a minute of your time
00:33:58Following on from yesterday's lesson, please open your textbooks to page 46
00:34:03Felix
00:34:05Class, today I'm here to announce Camden Prep's first annual dishy bake sale
00:34:09Bring your appetites and your thirst traps
00:34:12All the money raised will benefit a local family
00:34:14Okay, bake sale's on Saturday and I expect to see each and every single one of you there
00:34:22After this bake sale, you'll be mine, Abby Moore
00:34:32What are you wearing?
00:34:34I could say the same about you, you look like a porn star
00:34:37Yeah, it's a dishy bake sale
00:34:39Dishy, does that not just mean there's going to be loads of cookies?
00:34:41No, it means there's going to be loads of skin
00:34:44Hey, Granny
00:34:47Skye, I can't believe you're helping out with the bake sale
00:34:49Thank you so much, you have no idea how much this means to me
00:34:52Oh, I'm not helping you
00:34:54I'm having my own competing bake sale
00:34:57Over here
00:34:59And I bought some friends
00:35:01The original dance squad to be exact
00:35:16A competing bake sale, Skye, why would you do this?
00:35:18Because I'm sick of you whoring yourself out for everyone's attention
00:35:22It's time for Camden to see who the sexiest girl at school is
00:35:26Me
00:35:27Duh
00:35:39Well, I guess Skye's won
00:35:41How can someone like me compete with someone like her?
00:35:43Thank you
00:35:44Abby, you're the smartest girl at Camden Pratt
00:35:47Okay, you don't need to use your body to win this
00:35:51You can use your mind
00:35:53Felix is right, Skye is as dull as a flat tire
00:36:00I hope this works
00:36:03Oh, Abby
00:36:04I feel so bad for you stealing all your customers
00:36:07Here's a little tip
00:36:09Be hotter
00:36:12Abby!
00:36:13Abby!
00:36:15Who are these guys?
00:36:16It's the University Boys Lacrosse team
00:36:18Yeah, I tutored the captain
00:36:19And he owes me a favor
00:36:25It's on
00:36:27Wow, big surprise
00:36:29Abby Moore hired her personal harem
00:36:32Did you pay them with your nudes?
00:36:34Too bad you'll still lose
00:36:36Oh, no, see, these are actually my friends
00:36:38They respect me
00:36:39Really?
00:36:42Prove it
00:36:48This bake sale just got personal
00:36:50I need to show that I can beat Skye with my brains instead of my boobs
00:36:55Adam
00:36:56Oil up and stand on the corner of Rosamont Street and Freedom Avenue
00:36:59Where there's a smoothie shop and a boba shop
00:37:07Dave and Liam
00:37:08Go stand on the corner of Maple Avenue
00:37:12Where there's a mum's running block
00:37:18And, uh, can I be on your team?
00:37:22Felix, you're on my team
00:37:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:37:29Feel it
00:37:30I love it when you catch my eye
00:37:33And everything in me turns to butterflies
00:37:36I get a little lost in time
00:37:38And every raindrop turns to sunshine
00:37:41I don't need a hole
00:37:43I don't need a hole
00:37:49When I'm with you
00:37:51You make me crazy
00:37:53I can't get enough of you, baby
00:37:57No way you save me
00:37:59I'm hungry for a little more
00:38:01We're a pretty good team, huh?
00:38:02Yeah, I guess we are
00:38:04When Felix and I work together, we make such a great team
00:38:08Could we ever work as a couple if I've stopped being his nanny?
00:38:12Donuts?
00:38:13Yeah, coming right up
00:38:15Abby's a dirty bitch
00:38:17And I'm gonna show everyone
00:38:33Sky, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:38:35Wow, Abby
00:38:36I always knew you were a dirty tramp
00:38:38But I didn't mean it literally
00:38:45Students of Camden Prep
00:38:47Abby Moore might think she's the hottest girl in school
00:38:50But really, she's the drippiest, dirtiest slutbag
00:38:53Sky, stop recording!
00:38:55Why, Abby?
00:38:56I thought you liked attention
00:38:59Sky, please stop filming!
00:39:01Sky, please stop!
00:39:06We're live at the Camden Prep bake sale
00:39:08With attention whore, Abby Moore
00:39:11Abby, what do you have to say to the 30,000 people watching?
00:39:16Let's take a poll
00:39:18Who would throw a pity fuck to Abby
00:39:21even though she smells like a trash can?
00:39:24Oh, no one wants to even throw you a pity fuck
00:39:28Or maybe you can use some of the money you made
00:39:30to buy yourself a vibrator
00:39:35Leave her alone!
00:39:38Leave her alone!
00:39:40Felix, I don't know what's gotten into you
00:39:42Why are you helping this slag?
00:39:46The better question is why I didn't put you in your place a long time ago
00:40:02I'm gonna make you pay for making Felix turn against me
00:40:03You have the nerve to call Abby trash
00:40:06And there's nothing trashier than acting like a mean girl
00:40:10I'm gonna make you pay for making Felix turn against me
00:40:23I can't believe you just stood up for me like that
00:40:25Better later than ever
00:40:28Also, I have some exciting news
00:40:36We raised over 10 grand today
00:40:40So this means?
00:40:41It means that you can quit your job being my nanny
00:40:44And we can be together for real
00:40:53Wait, are you serious?
00:40:55We made 10 grand?
00:40:5610 grand?
00:40:57Where single moms loved your location?
00:41:02With this money I can quit nannying and stay in school
00:41:06Felix, you're amazing
00:41:10Wait, no, we can't kiss out in the open like this
00:41:15Let's go, I know a spot
00:41:43You're so fucking pretty, Abby
00:41:45Felix Barnes is my sworn enemy
00:41:47But I want him anyway
00:41:49Why are you looking at me like you want me?
00:41:52How many times do I have to tell you that I do want you?
00:41:57Right here
00:42:02I can't
00:42:05Did I say something wrong?
00:42:07Noah
00:42:09I'm a virgin
00:42:12Noah
00:42:14I'm a virgin
00:42:17You are?
00:42:18I've told you all of those rumors about me being some kind of sex addict
00:42:21They're all bollocks
00:42:22I've never made it past the first base
00:42:26That's not why I'm surprised
00:42:29I'm surprised because you're so fucking beautiful
00:42:34So you don't care about the rumors?
00:42:36Or that I'm a virgin?
00:42:39I don't care about either of those things
00:42:42What I do care about though
00:42:44It's making you feel good
00:42:47Do you want me to make you feel good?
00:42:50Yes please Felix
00:43:08Thanks
00:43:08That feels good
00:43:10good
00:43:24am i about to lose my virginity to my sworn enemy
00:43:33you two are in serious trouble
00:43:43sky give us that photo how about no please we'll get into a lot of trouble
00:43:50why everyone already thinks you're a total slut now we just have proof
00:43:56maybe i'll send this to mrs morrow and let her know that two of her students hooked up
00:44:00at a school event or maybe i could send this to your dad felix
00:44:05i'm sure he'd love to see you with camden prep's biggest haul
00:44:10as long as sky has that photo of felix and i together she can destroy my life
00:44:16please don't i'll do anything
00:44:18well i do want a new louis vuitton handbag
00:44:22i just max it out on my dad's credit card
00:44:26give me the money from the bake sale
00:44:29give me the money sky that money's for me for school
00:44:32cry about it give it me now or i'll call the mrs morrow
00:44:36and have you expelled
00:44:37sky you can't do this
00:44:40give her the money
00:44:42you serious
00:44:43i said give it to her
00:44:52thanks
00:44:54maybe i'll buy some sexy new underwear
00:44:57let me know if you want to see it felix
00:45:03i mean that money was for you to quit nannying so that we can be together
00:45:07felix look
00:45:09while i'm your nanny
00:45:12i can't be your girlfriend
00:45:13i don't think i can hide the way that i feel about you have you
00:45:16look you're gonna have to
00:45:18if you really care about me
00:45:21you're gonna have to pretend that
00:45:23that was never an ass
00:45:34i'll prove i care about abby
00:45:36even if it means letting her go
00:45:42i've been avoiding felix since we hooked up
00:45:44i can't face him in just a towel
00:46:03this must be where felix hides all of the stuff he's not supposed to have
00:46:10felix's condoms
00:46:16what are you doing
00:46:32why is your face red
00:46:33why is your face red
00:46:38abby are you hiding something
00:46:40i'm his nanny i can't have feelings for him
00:46:46but damn if he doesn't look good in that towel
00:46:54abby you're hiding something
00:46:56i can't let felix see that i took his condoms after we hooked up
00:46:59no no i'm not
00:47:01we we need to go to school
00:47:21abby has anyone ever told you that you smell like a used condom
00:47:26and how do you know what a used condom smells like
00:47:28here's what i know
00:47:30you'll do anything
00:47:31or
00:47:33anyone
00:47:33attention
00:47:36well at least i'm not a blonde tarp
00:47:44you're still the school slut
00:47:52abby moore
00:47:53if you're so pure and innocent
00:47:56then why do you have a roll of condoms in your backpack
00:48:06turns out you're just the whore that everyone thinks
00:48:09abby has condoms
00:48:1310 to be exact
00:48:15let's take a vote
00:48:18does abby have 10 condoms for 10 different guys
00:48:22or is she going to plow one unlucky guy 10 times
00:48:2610 condoms for 10 guys
00:48:29nah she can plow me 10 times
00:48:31nice
00:48:36please they're not mine
00:48:38wait
00:48:39i recognize dudes from somewhere
00:48:46oh shit
00:48:48don't lie abby
00:48:52is my machine in safe sex
00:48:56she even likes her bananas excel
00:49:02abby moore
00:49:03surprise surprise disrupting my class again
00:49:06and bringing condoms in
00:49:09magnums miss that means she's a size queen
00:49:12i'm sorry i can explain
00:49:14oh you'll have plenty of time to explain
00:49:17when you're in detention for three months
00:49:19i will not have this perversion
00:49:21in my class
00:49:22if i have detention then i won't be able to watch bailey and i'll lose my job
00:49:26i'm sorry but i can't stay off to school
00:49:27i have something really important to do
00:49:29oh i can imagine what your extracurricular activities look like
00:49:36i can't let abby get in trouble for taking my condoms
00:49:44those condoms are mine
00:49:51those are mine thanks
00:49:54felix is this some sort of perverted prank
00:49:57um today is our health presentation and as the two smartest members of the class abby and i thought that
00:50:05we'd put our brilliant minds together and deliver a presentation on safe sex
00:50:12oh my god felix is totally covering for me safe sex
00:50:18yeah we thought we'd surprise you in the class mrs morrow
00:50:22isn't that right abby
00:50:25i'm covering for you
00:50:27yes felix i can't believe you wouldn't tell mrs morrow about our presentation
00:50:33studies show that one in three students at camden prep regularly engage in sexual activity without the use of a
00:50:40condom
00:50:41and that's a damn chain
00:50:45abby if you care to demonstrate
00:50:52i never dreamed of the first time i used a condom
00:50:55it would be on a banana in front of my whole class
00:51:14and that is how you stay safe
00:51:23um who bones a banana
00:51:35abby wait
00:51:35i've got to go
00:51:36you're not going anywhere until you tell me why you stole my condoms
00:51:44do you want to lose your virginity tonight
00:51:50it's not that easy felix
00:51:53don't tell me if you want to be with me or not
00:51:55felix i'm your nanny
00:51:56i told you to never mention that during school
00:51:59school's out
00:52:00and your dad gave me the place to your car
00:52:05i'll let you choose between the passenger seat and my lap
00:52:08it's not a dick sometimes
00:52:10okay wait
00:52:12yours isn't easy to get worked up
00:52:20come on felix
00:52:21oh call the camden reporter felix barnes is leaving with abby moore
00:52:32come off it felix has never left school with a girl before
00:52:38miss it when he hated abby
00:52:39what certainly doesn't look like he hates her now
00:52:45he will if i have anything to say about it
00:53:04oh your dad just messaged he's not going to be home till late
00:53:08so let me show you what i do when my dad's not home
00:53:13felix your sister's here
00:53:14yeah she's gonna like it too
00:53:17perv
00:53:18bailey knows what i'm talking about don't you
00:53:20chinese peter
00:53:23okay so here's what's gonna happen
00:53:24bae you're gonna uber eats two orders of general sals from fortune garden
00:53:29i'm gonna call napoli for their large cheese
00:53:31so the saltiness of the cheese creates a perfect flavour harmony with the sticky sweet sauce of the chicken
00:53:41that one's for you
00:53:47you're crazy
00:53:54enjoy genius
00:53:56right
00:54:07sometimes two flavours that you don't think go together
00:54:10ends up being a perfect combination
00:54:14i think i know what you mean
00:54:26i'm barely asleep
00:54:28yeah she fell asleep like that
00:54:32you cleaned up
00:54:34i'm not a jerk a hundred percent of the time
00:54:37let me help
00:54:43i know that i shouldn't want her
00:54:45but i still do
00:54:54i'm sorry
00:54:56don't be
00:54:58because i'm not sorry for this
00:55:00for what
00:55:11you shouldn't be doing that
00:55:14i know but
00:55:16i can't hide the way i feel about you
00:55:20why would you want me
00:55:21you can have any girl in school
00:55:23why would you want the one person you can't have
00:55:24i don't want any other girl
00:55:27i want you
00:55:30i'm an uptight virgin
00:55:31who everyone thinks slept with their teacher to get ahead
00:55:34and i'm your nanny
00:55:35i don't care about any of that
00:55:38you should
00:55:43i don't care about that shallow trash
00:55:46because i know the real you
00:55:51let me guess
00:55:53an uptight virgin
00:55:55a tease
00:55:56a totally annoying no at all
00:55:59maybe that's how you see yourself
00:56:01that's not how i see you
00:56:05when i look at you
00:56:06i see someone that's strong and responsible
00:56:11someone that bailey opened up to for the first time since my mum died
00:56:18when i look at you abbey more
00:56:20i see someone that's beautiful inside and outside
00:56:27i think that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me
00:56:32i think i'm falling in love with you abbey
00:56:40i think i'm falling in love with you
00:56:44you just said love
00:56:45are you serious
00:56:47well i don't know much about it but
00:56:52i feel like it's close
00:56:55felix
00:56:56how
00:56:57we live together
00:56:59i'm your nanny
00:56:59your dad would kill us
00:57:00i care about you enough to figure it out
00:57:03together
00:57:04together
00:57:06the way you say that almost makes me believe it
00:57:09believe in us abbey more
00:57:13because i do
00:57:38i think i've been staring at the door
00:57:41is this okay
00:57:42yes
00:57:43through my inner demons into arms
00:57:47struggle with the penance of my heart
00:57:50hey
00:57:53what was that
00:57:54ch ch ch ch ch ch
00:57:56what the hell are you two doing
00:58:04i'm really sorry mr barnes
00:58:06abbey
00:58:06you told me you were a highly responsible nanny
00:58:09i'm really really sorry mr barnes
00:58:12dad it's it's not her fault i swear it was
00:58:15i don't care whose fault it is pizza on a weeknight is strictly forbidden in this house
00:58:23when i told you to make meals for my family i expected high quality healthy meals
00:58:29that's what you're annoyed about
00:58:30i'm really really sorry mr barnes
00:58:33anyway
00:58:35i have an exciting announcement
00:58:36to boost the reputation of my company
00:58:39i'm going viral
00:58:41well i've hired an influencer
00:58:42and she's going to start a social media account showcasing our family
00:58:46and tonight
00:58:48is
00:58:49family
00:58:49games night
00:58:52she's on her way here now
00:58:53so look happy
00:59:01this is my son felix
00:59:03and our nanny
00:59:05abbey
00:59:07wait
00:59:09abbey is your nanny
00:59:15abbey's your nanny
00:59:16like
00:59:17for real
00:59:18yes
00:59:19for my son
00:59:20and for my daughter
00:59:21i'm a single father
00:59:22you should use that
00:59:23funny
00:59:24because of recent events
00:59:25i thought that
00:59:26abbey was felix's girlfriend
00:59:29girlfriend
00:59:30god no
00:59:31if there was a relationship between my son and the nanny
00:59:33i'd have to dismiss abbey
00:59:34yeah abbey and i are just friends
00:59:37right sky
00:59:39felix could get any girls
00:59:40at school he wants
00:59:42there's no way he'd pick her
00:59:44i'm paying sky by the hour
00:59:45so we should start filming
00:59:47i'll go and get bailey
00:59:49bailey
00:59:52so interesting felix that abbey is your nanny
00:59:56you two hooking up
00:59:58sounds like you're breaking daddy's rules
01:00:00don't say anything about our relationship sky
01:00:02if you do we'll just deny it
01:00:06yeah you're right
01:00:07it's our word against guys
01:00:08don't worry
01:00:10i won't say a thing
01:00:13this is perfect
01:00:14i can expose felix and abbey's relationship right in front of felix's dad
01:00:19and catch it on camera
01:00:23sky let's stage this so it looks like i'm the cool fun dad
01:00:27and this is my loving and devoted family right i'll call out directions if everyone wants to get around the
01:00:34board
01:00:35come on
01:00:38bailey can you do right hand red sir left foot yellow felix right hand green
01:00:49bailey right foot blue
01:00:55sorry sweet you're out
01:00:59abbey right hand red
01:01:00i'm really sorry sir i can't reach the colour unless i touch felix
01:01:04that's why they call it twister abbey
01:01:06because you get all twisted up
01:01:08unless there's a reason you don't want to be close to felix
01:01:14i've had enough of this
01:01:15i'm gonna sit down
01:01:19all right you two carry on
01:01:21i'll spin
01:01:23abbey left hand green
01:01:25i love and hate being this close to her
01:01:27so you think it'll be like that your dad's gonna see
01:01:29i'm doing my best
01:01:30smile for the camera felix
01:01:33this is torture
01:01:34i'm just going to get us both out to end the game
01:01:50fuck
01:01:50fuck i just touched abbey's boob in front of my whole family
01:01:58what's poking into my thigh is that felix's boner and why is he touching my boob
01:02:02wow you two are all twisted up
01:02:05son let go of the nanny
01:02:08game's over
01:02:12separate now
01:02:16ah my vintage whiskey tumbler
01:02:18you clumsy idiot
01:02:20you can't talk to her like that
01:02:22she probably did it to get felix's attention
01:02:25is that what you're doing abbey
01:02:26are you trying to get my son's attention
01:02:28no not at all
01:02:29class is worth a year of your salary
01:02:32now look
01:02:33you're making bailey cry
01:02:36it's okay
01:02:37maybe we turn the heat down a little bit
01:02:40why are you acting like you care
01:02:41you don't love bailey
01:02:43you're just pretending to care because mr barnes pays you to
01:02:46go suck a dick sky
01:02:47oh my insolent son
01:02:50always an embarrassment aren't you boy
01:02:52like you're even around enough to notice
01:02:54i'm going to teach you a lesson
01:02:57abbey
01:02:58you're the nanny
01:03:00punish felix
01:03:06abbey wouldn't do that
01:03:07because she's my friend
01:03:08don't delude yourself son
01:03:10she's not family
01:03:11she's the help
01:03:12she reports to me
01:03:13abbey
01:03:14you work for me
01:03:15punish my son
01:03:16i'm really sorry sir
01:03:18but i can't do that
01:03:21why don't you punish me yourself dad
01:03:23see how that goes for social media
01:03:28abbey
01:03:29take bailey to our room
01:03:32and stop filming
01:03:45does your dad always shout like that
01:03:49yes but he's always meaner to felix
01:03:54bailey you just talk
01:03:55i know
01:03:56i've been hiding it from my dad
01:03:58if he knew i could speak
01:04:00he'd freak out
01:04:01and grant me forever
01:04:07don't leave us abbey
01:04:08i don't know what i would do without you
01:04:10i'm not going anywhere
01:04:12but you should talk to your brother
01:04:13he really cares about you
01:04:14i can never tell him
01:04:16he'd get really mad
01:04:18and you can't tell him either
01:04:22hey are you guys okay
01:04:26you guys okay
01:04:28yeah i'm just saying goodnight to bailey
01:04:36hey
01:04:43hey
01:04:44hey
01:04:46i'm sorry about my dad
01:04:47earlier
01:04:49it's okay
01:04:50no it's not
01:04:51he should never have spoken to you like that
01:04:53and
01:04:54i'm sorry
01:04:56but don't worry i stuck up for you
01:04:57thanks for sticking up for me
01:05:00you know i would still care about you and bailey
01:05:02even if i wasn't your nanny
01:05:04i know
01:05:05i know
01:05:05it's hard to resist that felix barnes charm
01:05:07huh
01:05:10do you think there's
01:05:11a universe where
01:05:13we were friends
01:05:15friends
01:05:15then school
01:05:17or
01:05:18or more
01:05:29felix
01:05:30did your dad hit you
01:05:31yeah
01:05:32he said it was a punishment for talking back
01:05:36i'm sorry
01:05:37my dad hasn't been the same since my mum died
01:05:39bailey and i have gotten used to just taking care of ourselves
01:05:45until you came along
01:05:48let me take care of you
01:05:50starting with that nasty car
01:05:54it's really not that bad
01:05:56no you don't have to act so tough all the time
01:05:59i like it when you're sweet
01:06:02i want her so badly
01:06:04but if my dad caught us together
01:06:06he'd fight her and ruin her life
01:06:10i don't need you to take care of me
01:06:12just leave me alone abby
01:06:15what is wrong with you
01:06:27go away
01:06:28i'm not leaving until you apologize for flipping out on me
01:06:32wait
01:06:32are you looking at pictures of me
01:06:39private property
01:06:40you are you're looking at pictures of me
01:06:42no
01:06:43well yes but they're online for everyone to see okay
01:06:46felix we can't like each other
01:06:48i'm your nanny
01:06:50i know but i can't help the way i feel about you
01:06:54look i i think about you all the time
01:06:59when i go to sleep
01:07:01when i wake up you're the first face i think of
01:07:06what are we gonna do
01:07:07this feels impossible
01:07:10i know but i'll figure this out
01:07:13for the both of us
01:07:20felix what was that
01:07:21that was my dad
01:07:22do you have a girl in there
01:07:23he's going to be awake for a while
01:07:24so if you leave now he'll definitely catch us
01:07:27so what am i meant to do
01:07:29felix
01:07:30sleep with me
01:07:32felix
01:07:37you're serious
01:07:48yes
01:07:49why are you so surprised
01:07:51i don't know i just spent all of high school thinking about books not boys
01:07:56do you ever think that maybe that's what i like about you
01:07:58you don't care about the other petty bs that the other girls care about
01:08:02yeah because worrying about my gpa is so hot
01:08:05yeah it is
01:08:06to me at least
01:08:08do you really mean that
01:08:11abby
01:08:12you take care of everyone else all the time
01:08:16let me take care of you
01:08:18and how are you gonna do that
01:08:38well
01:08:42show me to kiss you here
01:08:47and here
01:08:50should i keep going
01:08:51mhm
01:08:56felix
01:08:57do you have a girl in there
01:09:01felix
01:09:04what is your dad doing here
01:09:05i don't know
01:09:06but we need to hide
01:09:15why do you look guilty
01:09:17um i don't know
01:09:18you're the one that barged into my room without asking
01:09:20i thought i heard a girl's voice
01:09:22no i was just uh watching videos on my phone
01:09:30if you are hiding a girl in here
01:09:33i'll figure it out
01:09:34don't look under the covers
01:09:35don't look under the covers
01:09:40maybe i was mistaken
01:09:43maybe i was mistaken
01:09:58we didn't get caught
01:10:04and i don't think we will
01:10:12felix barnes and i unleashed a dangerous and addictive truth
01:10:16we could be together without his dad realizing
01:10:19but it's wrong
01:10:20but it's wrong
01:10:21i'm his family's nanny
01:10:31abby are you all right
01:10:32you look a little flushed
01:10:35yeah i'm i'm good i'm just a little bit hot
01:10:38yeah yeah me too
01:10:40hot
01:10:51do you want to see what's under my towel
01:10:56one million percent yes
01:11:11i couldn't believe that a photo of her was enough to make me hard
01:11:19you've got a choice between saying the right thing or the wrong thing
01:11:21you can say the wrong thing every bloody time
01:11:24oh well i'm not him
01:11:25he's an idiot
01:11:26just do your best and see what happens
01:11:33all i wanted was to be close to her
01:11:38felix hasn't texted me back
01:11:40he must think i'm hideous
01:11:44you're so fucking beautiful
01:11:49i can't stop thinking about last night
01:11:51you look so pretty
01:11:55what are you doing?
01:11:58none of your business
01:11:59i can't stop thinking about you either
01:12:04felix will you help me hand out some of these assignments please
01:12:18abby more in the flesh
01:12:20i gotta send myself this
01:12:35now class today we're going to be focusing on your college essays
01:12:40so remember to keep them personal and unique
01:12:43thank you very much right carry on
01:12:47let me guess
01:12:48you've already finished your college essays
01:12:51yeah
01:12:52early admission to oxford
01:12:54it's my dream school
01:12:55oxford?
01:12:57it's looked like you would be lucky to serve chips at the takeaway
01:13:00sky maybe you should spend less time focused on me
01:13:03and more on the party school with the lowest standards
01:13:08don't worry abby
01:13:10everyone in this class will be focused on you soon enough
01:13:14in about five seconds
01:13:20i can't wait
01:13:21what do you mean?
01:13:35how did you get these?
01:13:39seriously?
01:13:42felix sent on me
01:13:43no he wouldn't
01:13:45felix has been your enemy since freshman years
01:13:47this whole pretending to like you thing was a prank
01:13:50no genius
01:13:52right
01:13:53no he cares about me
01:13:55how can such a dumb bitch get such good grades?
01:13:59if felix cared about you
01:14:01then why would he send out these photos?
01:14:07damn abby
01:14:08i didn't know you were such a freaky bitch
01:14:13abby i beg you send me a picture
01:14:16ew
01:14:17why would you want a picture of this slut
01:14:19abby more
01:14:20what is this
01:14:21smut
01:14:22ha ha ha
01:14:24turn it off
01:14:25turn it off
01:14:36abby?
01:14:36what the hell?
01:14:38please
01:14:39i'm so easy
01:14:40i'll do anything
01:14:41yeah or anyone
01:14:43how am i paying you?
01:14:44no
01:14:44please
01:14:45please
01:15:00run all you want skank
01:15:02you'll never outrun your reputation
01:15:08aww abby
01:15:10aww abby
01:15:12aww abby
01:15:12trying to show off your panties are we?
01:15:15i know a used up hole when i see one
01:15:18don't worry abby
01:15:19i don't mind sloppy seconds
01:15:21ha ha ha ha
01:15:23sky stop
01:15:24this is what you get for sending your nasty nudes to felix
01:15:30you might act all innocent abby
01:15:33but i've always known that you were a desperate slut
01:15:36and now the whole school sees it too
01:15:40this is the worst moment of my life
01:15:43everyone's laughing
01:15:44no
01:15:45please sky
01:15:45stop
01:15:47face it abby
01:15:48no one's gonna save you
01:15:59it's alright abby
01:16:00i've got you
01:16:06felix
01:16:08seriously felix
01:16:11you're gonna go for this desperate slut
01:16:14slut
01:16:15fighting words coming from you sky
01:16:19remember these
01:16:23i've been leaving your underwear in my backpack in some weird attempt to get me to hook up with you
01:16:26i kept it on the deal
01:16:27to save you the embarrassment
01:16:29that's over now
01:16:31who has the gross panties now
01:16:34the next time you want to call someone a desperate skank
01:16:36look in the mirror
01:16:39that's good
01:16:44abby
01:16:45abby talked to me
01:16:46i need to know if you're okay
01:16:47felix you sent that photo to sky
01:16:48are you serious
01:16:49how else would she have gotten those photos
01:16:51abby who do you believe me or sky
01:16:56abby who are you going to believe me or sky
01:17:00answer me do you believe me or sky
01:17:02felix you've been my enemy since i was a freshman
01:17:04since becoming your nanny you've made my life a hell
01:17:07abby stop you're letting sky get in your head and come between us
01:17:09well it's hard to think straight when the whole school has seen me half naked
01:17:13that wasn't me
01:17:15please use that line on a girl that's dumb enough to believe you
01:17:19i would never do anything to hurt you
01:17:21really? because since becoming your nanny my life has completely 180'd
01:17:25i don't know what to think
01:17:27maybe you were better off when you were my enemy
01:17:32we can never go back to being enemies
01:17:35really? why? you're pretty damn good at it
01:17:38because i'm in love with you abby more
01:17:47i love you abby more and i tried to stop it but i can't
01:17:54and i love you
01:17:55you're crazy
01:17:57crazy in love
01:18:00look felix falling in love with your nanny is complicated
01:18:04screw complicated
01:18:06i'm stupidly and overwhelmingly undoubtedly in love with you
01:18:10and i love you enough to figure it all out
01:18:16even if it is crazy
01:18:19i love you too
01:18:21well i know
01:18:22you're an idiot
01:18:23an idiot who loves you
01:18:34abby more
01:18:35my office
01:18:36now
01:18:43sit
01:18:46tell me why
01:18:48you put your smut
01:18:50on every computer in the class
01:18:53see it wasn't me i didn't die
01:18:54i will get to know where the smut
01:18:57i have tried my best to ignore your sexual transgressions
01:19:02but we all know what happened with mr amiri
01:19:06excuse me
01:19:08we all know about your special favours that you gave him to get your grave
01:19:13the sick
01:19:14sick
01:19:16no
01:19:18sick
01:19:19is splaying your legs apart for every boy in the class to see
01:19:24that wasn't me i didn't do it
01:19:26i should expel you for this
01:19:29but luckily for you
01:19:32the head girl has intervened on your behalf
01:19:40hey abby
01:20:03you know you have to do what i say if you don't want to be punished by mrs morrow
01:20:09you know you should probably call up felix's dad and tell him everything
01:20:13i doubt he knows that felix is hooking up with his nanny
01:20:17what do you want sky
01:20:18you want to call me a slap? do you want to ruin my life?
01:20:22i want you to dump felix and get him to date me
01:20:26you're crazy
01:20:27maybe
01:20:28but i always get what i want
01:20:29and what i want is for you to dump felix at the canton prep charity party tonight
01:20:37you want me to dump felix?
01:20:40either you blow off your relationship with him or i will
01:20:44because i'm an emperor
01:20:45the choice is yours
01:20:48tonight is the charity party dinner
01:20:50dump felix in front of everyone
01:20:53what are you gonna do?
01:20:54nothing
01:20:56if you play nice
01:20:57oh and um
01:20:59don't tell felix
01:21:01this is really between us girls
01:21:06hey
01:21:08everything okay?
01:21:10sky already ruined my life with one text she found between me and felix
01:21:16yeah i'm fine
01:21:20get lost sky
01:21:26abby moore i'm gonna make you lose your job and your boyfriend
01:21:31i know it's been nice
01:21:34yes
01:21:34i just wish there was more of this guy now
01:21:35it probably would
01:21:36yeah
01:21:42you two better behave
01:21:43this is the count and prep charity party
01:21:46and as the top turner to the school i need to make a big impression
01:21:51felix, bailey, follow me for pictures
01:21:53you ready to dump felix in front of the whole school?
01:22:11i can't just dump felix
01:22:13you don't have a choice
01:22:15i'd rather see felix alone than with you
01:22:19abby, can i talk to you for a second?
01:22:23alone?
01:22:31leave me alone for this party okay?
01:22:34you're embarrassed to talk to me
01:22:37i've told you how amazing you look in this dress
01:22:39i'm serious i don't want to be seen with you
01:22:42what's your problem?
01:22:44you're my problem just leave me alone
01:22:45i'm getting sick and tired of these mind games you know
01:22:48one second you love me the next you want me to leave you alone
01:22:50i don't want to hurt felix
01:22:53but i don't want sky to expose our relationship
01:22:55there are no mind games
01:22:57it's simple just leave me alone
01:22:58period
01:22:59i'm your nanny and that's it
01:23:03felix is really fighting for her
01:23:06maybe he actually likes her
01:23:09i can't believe he'd fall for a slut to like her
01:23:13everybody loves sluts
01:23:15it's great you can get with them and you don't have to do any of the boring stuff like talking
01:23:20to them or buying them flowers or anything like that
01:23:24i mean i could probably have her on her knees for me by the end of the night
01:23:29500 pound you do
01:23:33you're wrong
01:23:39i'm serious
01:23:42please just leave me alone
01:23:46fine
01:23:48if that's what you want
01:23:51move
01:23:54someone's in a bad mood
01:23:56what's wrong abby?
01:23:58please as if you care
01:23:59oh come on
01:24:00how long have we known each other?
01:24:02what? since primary?
01:24:05it's just boy stuff
01:24:06it's stupid
01:24:08any guy
01:24:09doesn't see how lucky he is to have you
01:24:11is an idiot
01:24:13come on
01:24:15let's ditch this party
01:24:16i got something to show you backstage
01:24:18that i know will cheer you up
01:24:19yeah i could use a break from everyone
01:24:24thanks jack
01:24:36so what did you want to show me?
01:24:40my dick
01:24:41oh jack i would never hook up with you
01:24:43i'm not going anywhere until i hook up with the easiest girl in the house
01:24:50come on
01:24:51i'll let you suck my dick
01:24:52i'd rather suck on a cheese grater
01:24:55i'm throwing you a pity fuck
01:24:57look i'm not a teacher but i can still grade you if you want
01:25:01i said no
01:25:02girls like you
01:25:03don't say no to guys like me
01:25:09bailey
01:25:10aren't you felix's weird little sister?
01:25:14you don't talk do you?
01:25:15well at least you won't say anything about this
01:25:23let go of me
01:25:24what you'll hook up with felix but not me
01:25:27don't worry
01:25:29i'll be quick
01:25:31go away bailey
01:25:32go find abby
01:25:33listen to me
01:25:35bailey
01:25:36you just spoke
01:25:37abby's in trouble
01:25:38she's backstage with jack
01:25:40and he's gonna hurt her
01:25:54what's going on here
01:25:57bro you should have seen it she was all over me
01:25:59i was talking to abby not you
01:26:03are you okay?
01:26:04no
01:26:05jack tried to throw himself at me
01:26:08what are you jealous?
01:26:12we can share her if you want
01:26:20i'm so sorry
01:26:22i'm so sorry
01:26:24nothing's gonna come between us now
01:26:28felix used to be my biggest rival
01:26:31but now i would do anything he asks me to
01:26:45what happened to you?
01:26:46you look like shit
01:26:47yeah well felix called me with abby didn't he?
01:26:52beat my ass
01:26:54seriously?
01:26:55you couldn't even get that clap bitch to hook up with you
01:26:59no
01:27:00and now they're backstage together
01:27:05really?
01:27:13what are we gonna do felix? what if your dad finds out?
01:27:15i don't care about that right now
01:27:18after seeing you with jack i realised how close i was to losing you
01:27:22i just want to be here with you right now
01:27:27good evening everyone
01:27:28as president of the senior class i want to welcome you all to the senior class dinner
01:27:41but i would especially like to welcome felix and his nanny abby moore
01:27:55wait
01:27:57is that felix barnes hooking up with his nanny?
01:28:02hey abby
01:28:03nice ass
01:28:05hooking up with the nanny?
01:28:07kinky
01:28:10everyone at camden called me a slut
01:28:12and now i've been caught hooking up with the guy i nanny for
01:28:15we can't be seen together
01:28:18did you like my speech abby?
01:28:21how did you know?
01:28:23i told you i'd get you and felix to break up
01:28:27and i did
01:28:29checkmate
01:28:34maybe i can't have felix
01:28:36but you can't have him either
01:28:38especially now the whole school has seen the two of you hooking up at this charity dinner
01:28:43you would really stop at nothing to keep me from felix
01:28:46duh
01:28:47i knew felix liked you
01:28:50that's why i made up the rumour that you slept with mr o'leary
01:28:53to make him get the ick
01:28:55sky you started that rumour
01:28:57that ruined my life my mum lost her job we've never recovered
01:29:01am i supposed to care?
01:29:04face it abby
01:29:06i win
01:29:09except you will never win
01:29:12because even though you tried to ruin my life i still got the grades and i got felix
01:29:19you stupid witch
01:29:22a
01:29:23a
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