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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck!
00:11:00My eyes!
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live
00:11:03before I call the cops?
00:11:07Kaylee Avenue.
00:11:08Apartment 2.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:41than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:47Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:52You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, stay with me.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:20What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:30My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:42Wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50No.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:58Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar.
00:15:08All right?
00:15:08And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:23I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:41a complete asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48Sorry, Sophie.
00:15:55Sophie, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:04You can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:30I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:59If you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:46I'm happy.
00:18:53You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:00I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:04You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:07Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a
00:19:16bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:18No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:22Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:25You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:29You're kind to people.
00:19:32You're beautiful.
00:19:43You're beautiful.
00:19:45Who is that?
00:19:48This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:50Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:53All right?
00:19:55Come on.
00:19:57Luke?
00:19:59Are you home?
00:20:04Lukey?
00:20:05Come out, come out.
00:20:08Stop playing.
00:20:09I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:19Don't say a word.
00:20:20There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:27Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:32She's a Dean's daughter.
00:20:34We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:38Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:40Shhh.
00:20:44What are you doing?
00:20:46You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:48I'm sleeping.
00:20:50Why don't I join you?
00:20:57I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:59Like what, baby?
00:21:01Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:04Ice cubes?
00:21:05What ice cubes?
00:21:06Like call the cops.
00:21:08Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:10Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:12Come on, Lukey.
00:21:14You know you love screwing me.
00:21:21I have someone new in my life.
00:21:25Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:29I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:32And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:33Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:35And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:39Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:40No. You can't.
00:21:42One.
00:21:45Two.
00:21:45Fine. Fine.
00:21:47I'm leaving.
00:21:50Your loss.
00:22:00Oh my God, Lu.
00:22:02Fuck!
00:22:05Oh my God, Lu.
00:22:15Holy shit.
00:22:18I smell like booze.
00:22:19I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:22What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:27I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:33You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:38You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:57My virginity?
00:23:01Yep.
00:23:02Still intact.
00:23:05Fuck my life.
00:23:07Language, Ms. Hizdo.
00:23:08Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:13I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:15Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:18What would you have me do?
00:23:20Don't say it.
00:23:21Don't say it.
00:23:22You could join me.
00:23:27Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:37Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:40There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:02I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:05But?
00:24:07But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:09You're my patient for one.
00:24:11In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:14I'm graduating this year.
00:24:17Second?
00:24:20Your version.
00:24:22Ouch.
00:24:24I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:34You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:39But you're asking me to fuck you.
00:24:44I don't make both.
00:24:46I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:49I'm not that guy.
00:24:55Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:58I'm a big girl.
00:24:59I can handle myself.
00:25:02Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:05I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:13Someone's jealous.
00:25:16Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:18To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:21Because it's cheap.
00:25:34Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:39coffee.
00:25:42You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:47So do it.
00:25:48I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:54Ready?
00:26:01What's that?
00:26:02As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:10Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:12Are you kidding me?
00:26:21Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:23Continue.
00:26:23You're killing me.
00:26:24So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:30A virgin?
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:32I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:39Can you wait?
00:26:40Oh my god.
00:26:41Sophie, no 36-year-old man...
00:26:44I looked at his age, by the way...
00:26:45...is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:49He respects you, dummy.
00:26:51Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:53I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:57All the things I'm not.
00:26:58You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:02A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:04And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:06Watch.
00:27:09Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:11No.
00:27:12Can you just order?
00:27:27I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:30But a janitor.
00:27:32Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:35Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:40What do you want?
00:27:42I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:47I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:52Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:54He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:56Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:04Can you believe it?
00:28:06Sophie's evil.
00:28:08First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:11Slut.
00:28:12Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:14Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser?
00:28:22Mr. Barista?
00:28:24Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:25Of course he was never yours.
00:28:30Sophie!
00:28:31You can have him!
00:28:33You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:35I didn't do this. I swear. I would never.
00:28:37What's going on?
00:28:38Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:41No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:44Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:47Sophie?
00:28:48I'm calling the police.
00:28:50No, I would never do this. Please.
00:28:52She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:54We need a medic, too.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:02I'm a doctor.
00:29:23Um, no, no, no, no. I'm-I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:30We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:33I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:36Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:41Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:45It was for a friend.
00:29:46You liar. I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:49Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:29:54Just a moment.
00:30:04Oh, my God. You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:10Luke, please. I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:15Breaking into my house. Stealing my pager.
00:30:18That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:20But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:28Officer?
00:30:29I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:31She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:35I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:36Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:40You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:42She's nothing.
00:30:44A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:47You're better than this Luke.
00:30:50Officer?
00:30:51Take her away.
00:30:55Let's go!
00:30:57You bitch!
00:30:58You don't deserve him!
00:31:00Let's go!
00:31:02I knew she was psycho.
00:31:04You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:08Thanks, Ev.
00:31:09Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:13Take the date.
00:31:23Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:36You came just to save me?
00:31:38Of course I did.
00:31:45I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:51I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:57I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:59Sophie, I rushed out a surgery for you.
00:32:01I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:03I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:06I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:10What do you mean?
00:32:12I mean, you...
00:32:14reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:20What do you see in me?
00:32:22Or am I just...
00:32:24entertainment to you?
00:32:26Entertainment? Sophie...
00:32:27If you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:32You're just...
00:32:33young.
00:32:37I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:40Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN, doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what
00:32:45I want.
00:32:52What do you want?
00:32:57You.
00:33:00Take me seriously.
00:33:04Get in the car.
00:33:06What? To where?
00:33:08Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:11What?
00:33:12Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:39I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:43We're doing both.
00:33:44My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here.
00:33:47The vacation home.
00:33:49Your vacation home?
00:33:51As in you have multiple?
00:33:54Wow.
00:33:55Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:03And you have a butler?
00:34:04At your vacation mansion?
00:34:06Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:09What the hell?
00:34:11Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want you to stress out.
00:34:13The truth is, yes.
00:34:15My family's rich.
00:34:17But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:19We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:22And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:37Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:42Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:49I'm not.
00:34:50Hang on.
00:34:52What even am I to Luke?
00:34:58Mother.
00:35:00This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:04Girlfriend?
00:35:06No way.
00:35:07Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:08Manners.
00:35:10Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:15Girlfriend?
00:35:17What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:20Gina?
00:35:22The Dean's daughter?
00:35:23The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:26Ouch.
00:35:28Mother, again.
00:35:30As I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:32And my date to the gala.
00:35:33If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again,
00:35:36I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:39Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:43You unbreakable child.
00:35:49If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:51Oh, before we go.
00:35:52Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:55She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:58Fourth floor, third door on the roof.
00:36:01Thank you, Mother.
00:36:03Good to see you.
00:36:09That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:20Your brother has lost it.
00:36:22Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:33Is your mom always so...
00:36:36Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:41That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:44But...
00:36:44The charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so...
00:36:48I come back every year.
00:36:49You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:51Sweet.
00:36:52I do.
00:36:54Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:57What does that mean?
00:37:09Luke?
00:37:09Luke, you did not.
00:37:16Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:18I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:19That's done.
00:37:20I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:22You said you want all of them.
00:37:25They're yours.
00:37:3180...
00:37:31I can't accept this.
00:37:33This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:36Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:40Why do you like me?
00:37:42I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:45You.
00:37:47Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:49You're cultured. Your parents host charity events.
00:37:53You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:54I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:59It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:16Of course, it's too late.
00:38:17But we're already falling for you.
00:38:21Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:28Because...
00:38:28I want it to be right.
00:38:30I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage
00:38:33of you.
00:38:36But take it slow.
00:38:41Even though...
00:38:45There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:48Really?
00:38:55Really.
00:39:18Come back here.
00:39:20I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:25Are you teasing me, Miss Tisdale?
00:39:28You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:38Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:41Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:42Please?
00:39:49You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:40:01Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:09That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:11You dumped my best friend?!
00:40:14The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm.
00:40:20Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:24Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:30Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:31I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:35mistake.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37That's my girl.
00:40:41Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:44I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:02Holy shit.
00:41:10It's not about being pretty.
00:41:11I just...
00:41:13I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:16I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:18Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:26You're so refreshing.
00:41:29You ready?
00:41:47Wow.
00:41:48She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:50You never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:53Why would you wanna break them up?
00:41:54Shut up.
00:41:55There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:58If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:08I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:42:11This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:15Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:20Cheers.
00:42:25Girlfriend?
00:42:25Not for long.
00:42:40Good evening, everyone.
00:42:43Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:49Our first item.
00:42:54An all expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:42:58With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:02Starting big.
00:43:04Five thousand.
00:43:06Five thousand.
00:43:07Now six.
00:43:08It's making us six.
00:43:09Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:10That's pretty good.
00:43:11Can I get...
00:43:13You need to come quick.
00:43:15My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:17You gonna be okay?
00:43:17Go.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:27What is it?
00:43:28My throat.
00:43:30Oh, you're not?
00:43:32Breathe.
00:43:38Sold!
00:43:39Number twelve.
00:43:40Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:41All expense paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:43Give him a round of applause.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:46Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:49Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:57Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:02What a hussy.
00:44:04What a hussy.
00:44:04Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:06I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:10I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:12I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:16Poor Lukey.
00:44:18She hasn't fooled.
00:44:19Trailer trash skank.
00:44:21Who let her kind in here?
00:44:23I wouldn't do that.
00:44:25I would never.
00:44:26I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Really, Sophie?
00:44:31No one wants you for a thousand.
00:44:33Whew.
00:44:34Alright.
00:44:35Five hundred.
00:44:37Alright.
00:44:38Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:41She's got student loans.
00:44:42Whatever that means.
00:44:44Where's Luke?
00:44:52I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:55No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:56Don't throw me.
00:44:57I recognize you.
00:44:58You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:00What the hell is going on here?
00:45:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:03Patrick?
00:45:04Get out of my way.
00:45:05Why lower your standards?
00:45:06We're millionaires.
00:45:07She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:16You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:20Motherfucker.
00:45:22Four fifty.
00:45:25Four hundred?
00:45:28Hmm.
00:45:29Alright.
00:45:30I mean, look.
00:45:32I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:37Well, I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:41Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:46Sold!
00:45:46Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:45:49Wow, Sophie.
00:45:51Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:02Used goods?
00:46:03That's rich Serena.
00:46:04After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:08Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:12What was that you're saying about class, Leticia darling?
00:46:21You idiot!
00:46:22Get off the stage!
00:46:24We're leaving!
00:46:24Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:27You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:29No need, my dear.
00:46:32Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:36After all of... this.
00:46:40But... but...
00:46:42No! No!
00:46:44Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:49You're a doctor!
00:46:50Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:52You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06They're not me!
00:47:06They're not me!
00:47:15I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to.
00:47:23But I practice under the university.
00:47:24So you can't touch me.
00:47:26So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:29I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity,
00:47:32and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:47Look at these assholes go.
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would have been okay.
00:47:53I'd do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:58than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You all right?
00:48:16You all right?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:22I figure how the night went,
00:48:25I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Make me...
00:48:34An appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Seriously?
00:48:39All right, so...
00:48:41Vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...
00:48:45Can we just do something easier?
00:48:47You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:52Move.
00:48:56Can you open that?
00:48:59Thank you!
00:49:03All right.
00:49:05Let's just make it simple.
00:49:07Buy shots.
00:49:10I've never done that before.
00:49:13Seriously?
00:49:14What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:49:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:18I didn't have time to...
00:49:19do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:22He just said you're hot.
00:49:24Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:25Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:58All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:08Is that so?
00:50:11Then...
00:50:12where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:13Mucho.
00:50:14May the time.
00:50:15Now, the grounds...
00:50:22Now, let's go.
00:50:22We never run, player.
00:50:22You're trying to play with my emotions.
00:50:26Blame, blame.
00:50:28Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:31How'd you ever think
00:50:32You can pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get away with it.
00:50:36Be careful what you give.
00:50:37Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:41Mmm...
00:50:49I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:51You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:54Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:04Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:13I want to do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Like, I'm trying, but I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:32I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being either.
00:51:41Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:07So, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:10Because I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:26Damn it.
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:51What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:53You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:58Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope.
00:53:02Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:04So, I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:07All to myself.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12You heard me.
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:19You're into this?
00:53:21Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:23Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:25Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:27Wow.
00:53:28I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:30Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:31I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:36Pause.
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:46She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:47Aw, cute.
00:53:49Excuse me?
00:53:50Too much work.
00:53:52You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:53You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:58Sweetie?
00:53:58I'm a senior.
00:53:59That's even sadder.
00:54:03You were just into me.
00:54:04Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:07You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:09But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:11You know?
00:54:12You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:16And...
00:54:17Sorry.
00:54:19What?
00:54:21I'm Blatt.
00:54:29I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, crack guy to get with me.
00:54:37He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:43Oh, and Luke.
00:54:44Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess
00:54:48he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:59Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:01I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:02Oh, look at me.
00:55:03I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to leave girls
00:55:09on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:14Say something, asshole.
00:55:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:18So you can what?
00:55:19Not have sex?
00:55:20Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:55:25not lead me on.
00:55:27Guys?
00:55:27What guys?
00:55:28Did someone do something to you?
00:55:29Of course not.
00:55:31They said I was too messy.
00:55:33Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:38Sophie.
00:55:39You either fuck me, or you lose me.
00:55:43I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:45I'm coming to get you.
00:55:46Keep falling on you, alright?
00:55:58Sophie.
00:55:59Sophie.
00:56:00Hey, wake up.
00:56:06I got you.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:22Is she?
00:56:27She's fine.
00:56:29She's...
00:56:29Bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:32I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:38Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:57Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:01You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:06You feel like shit.
00:57:08You look like shit.
00:57:09But like, a million bucks.
00:57:12So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:14Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:20He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:23But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:57:26I don't want to hear it.
00:57:29I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:35So I've decided...
00:57:38I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:40Huh?
00:57:41Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:44People, guys, aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:54I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:01No way.
00:58:01I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:02You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:58:04Why not?
00:58:04Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:08Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:13I'm giving off...
00:58:13Don't fuck.
00:58:14Snooze fest.
00:58:15Boring.
00:58:17Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:21guy.
00:58:22The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:29Burn me up.
00:58:36Ha-ha
00:58:37Ha-ha
00:58:39Hmm
00:58:40Hmm
00:58:41Hmm
00:58:45Perfect.
00:58:54Perfect.
00:59:16Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:18Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:19Good.
00:59:20I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:21I mean more.
00:59:23Hmm.
00:59:28Holy shit.
00:59:29There he is.
00:59:30Are you gonna say something?
00:59:34Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:36No.
00:59:37I'm just gonna make him regret everything.
00:59:39Mmm.
00:59:46Thanks, babe.
00:59:47Anytime, beautiful.
00:59:56And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:58A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:03What the hell's going on here?
01:00:05Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:07The fuck did you just say?
01:00:08One latte.
01:00:09Coming right up.
01:00:12And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:14Sophie, what is this?
01:00:16You're dressed different.
01:00:17You're acting different.
01:00:17I don't get it.
01:00:20Whoops.
01:00:20Let me get that for you.
01:00:28So did you want a coffee?
01:00:29The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:32Sophie, I don't...
01:00:33Is this like a punishment?
01:00:34I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:35But throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:37That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:40I gave you a chance.
01:00:42And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:44and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:46Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:49They do it on the land fair.
01:00:50You should come.
01:00:52She's got plans.
01:00:54Actually, I don't.
01:00:56My first frat party invite?
01:00:58Wow.
01:00:59This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:02You should bring it home, girl.
01:01:03The guy's going to love you.
01:01:05I will.
01:01:05See you tonight.
01:01:08You're not going to that.
01:01:09Newsflash.
01:01:10You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:11You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:13That's not true.
01:01:14Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:17My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:23Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:24just because of me, all right?
01:01:26If I'm going to do this frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:32What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:34Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:37Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:39Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:42I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:48Everly, not funny.
01:01:49Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:52and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:55If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:57How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games
01:02:00with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:02Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:08Wear a push-up bra?
01:02:09You're pink.
01:02:11Red.
01:02:24Get in.
01:02:25Get Sophie safe.
01:02:26Get out.
01:02:28Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:31Sick costume, bro.
01:02:34Right.
01:02:37God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:42Sorry.
01:02:44Rules.
01:02:53Idiot.
01:02:57I have to get to her.
01:02:59Where is it?
01:03:02Stop being shy.
01:03:04You look hot.
01:03:07See?
01:03:10Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:12Why?
01:03:16Because I'm taking a point five and sending it to Luke.
01:03:24No.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:31I got a hat.
01:03:33I have to get to her.
01:03:34Where is it?
01:03:44I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so whipped.
01:03:51Welcome to the party.
01:03:55I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:58He opened it immediately.
01:04:00He's so whipped.
01:04:03Welcome to the party.
01:04:07Do it all this out.
01:04:09Yay!
01:04:11Woo!
01:04:12Hell yeah!
01:04:14Looks a little something like this.
01:04:15Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:18Ay, this is what you popper.
01:04:25It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:28So be so be so be so be so be so be so be so be so be so be
01:04:42Yo this girl is crazy
01:04:50Yo this girl is crazy
01:04:56Just give me a second guys
01:05:02Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:08You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:10Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:13That's a lie.
01:05:14You talk?
01:05:18Come on, Sophie. Let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:21I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:24Actually, I'll join.
01:05:26What? No.
01:05:27Don't let me down here!
01:05:36Who's going first?
01:05:39I'll spin.
01:05:40Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:42I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:57Fuck.
01:05:59Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:03Rules of rule.
01:06:04As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:20Can we talk like adults?
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:52What is the name for?
01:06:53Who's going to death?
01:06:58We're going to call her.
01:07:01What?
01:07:10How about 2 years later?
01:07:12Who's going to death?
01:07:1216 years later.
01:07:16I'm sorry.
01:07:17I'm sorry.
01:07:17I'm sorry.
01:07:18I'm sorry.
01:07:20I'm sorry.
01:07:22But I am sorry.
01:07:27what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:33medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:55so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:08:15me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:31okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so
01:08:37warning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the
01:08:45rumors but everyone says you're free sex guys
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a Derek I'm
01:08:56sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so
01:09:00screwed everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're
01:09:06gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna
01:09:10make fun of me to death wait I'll help you how
01:09:22it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:28they're gonna call me that till I freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:34you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make someone
01:09:41jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:51I owe you Noah Noah are you in there Oh yeah
01:09:58oh yeah it's getting crazy in there Oh yeah
01:10:05all right enough
01:10:09Sophie you open the damn door
01:10:13okay ready it's working oh you really want to piss him off he deserves it
01:10:44what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing in a minute with him well
01:10:52first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:11:03liar you don't know that
01:11:08you know you belong to me
01:11:09too late
01:11:30yo
01:11:32get out
01:11:39I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:42I told you I ain't going down but you ain't so
01:11:44I need this off, you know?
01:11:48I don't want to
01:11:51Me too
01:12:07What?
01:12:08Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:10No
01:12:11No, I'm not changing my mind
01:12:13I'm just kicking myself
01:12:16Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:19You fucking idiot
01:12:22You are
01:12:44I guess you better take that
01:12:46Someone better be dying
01:12:49It's a code blue
01:12:51They are
01:12:55I'm sorry Sophie, I have to go
01:13:01I've been burned too many times
01:13:03Are we ever going to do this?
01:13:08Sophie
01:13:08Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted to see
01:13:11I promise we're going to do this
01:13:13We are
01:13:14But not
01:13:15In some shitty fat house
01:13:19You deserve better than that
01:13:20Better how?
01:13:24You have a passport, right?
01:13:30So, sexy underwear?
01:13:31Track
01:13:32A jacket?
01:13:34Track
01:13:34A bikini
01:13:36Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:38He didn't tell me
01:13:41Crap, he's here
01:13:44Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:46Oh my god
01:13:52No way
01:13:53This man's insane
01:13:54He's actually psycho
01:13:57On the other hand
01:13:58Crazy makes for good sex
01:14:00Good luck soldier
01:14:05Don't you have like
01:14:06Any advice for me?
01:14:07He's hot
01:14:08Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:11It's finally happening
01:14:37You look incredible
01:14:38You said airport fit
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious
01:14:43And everything
01:14:49This is so psychotic
01:14:51Am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times
01:15:00Are we flying domestic
01:15:01Or internationally today, sir?
01:15:03International
01:15:14Look, if you don't give me back my sight
01:15:16In the next five seconds
01:15:17I'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:18I'm sorry
01:15:19I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours
01:15:31For some pastries?
01:15:32It's a hint
01:15:34Go look at the view
01:15:35You'll know where we are
01:15:43Are you crazy?
01:15:44You took me to Paris?
01:15:52You took me to Paris?
01:15:55Whoa
01:15:55Whoa, whoa
01:15:57I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:59And then a reservation
01:16:00At a five-star restaurant
01:16:02Look
01:16:03Look
01:16:09You want to add something
01:16:10To the itinerary?
01:16:11I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16I think you should take your clothes off
01:16:18Yeah, I think that's a good idea
01:16:35It's finally happening
01:16:37Finally
01:17:00I don't understand why
01:17:01You can just set up an appointment
01:17:02With me at the clinic
01:17:03You know, it was weird
01:17:04When you were my customer
01:17:05And it's even weirder
01:17:06Now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:08Is it weird that
01:17:09Even in something so basic like this
01:17:11You still turn me on?
01:17:18Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller
01:17:21She's all yours
01:17:23Ms. Tisdale
01:17:24I see here that the purpose of your visit
01:17:26Is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:28Yes
01:17:29We performed a routine analysis
01:17:31Of your urine sample
01:17:34I regret to inform you, Sophie
01:17:35We're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me
01:17:42I'm sorry
01:17:45Sophie, you're pregnant
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment
01:17:58I'm so sorry
01:17:59I don't know how this happened
01:18:01I was trying to be safe
01:18:03Wow
01:18:05What do you think the odds are?
01:18:071.6 in 100
01:18:09You probably hate me
01:18:12As long as you're not planning on ghosting me
01:18:14I'm actually pretty excited
01:18:17Graduations in a month
01:18:18And I mean, we'll be able to do it together
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:30And we'll be able to do it together
01:18:39You