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00:00:11Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:51Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:01I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:28Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:34all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:47Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:00Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:19someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex.
00:02:29Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:00Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:04You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:03:15Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:41Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:19I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me,
00:05:41so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right? You're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:12I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:23So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:42Oh, duh.
00:07:43Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:45Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:51All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:09Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:41So, here's your brick.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:51Yeah, we...
00:08:52No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:05You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:16Luke.
00:09:17Are you serious?
00:09:19You got a finger by the...
00:09:20Dr. He'll buy coffee from you?
00:09:22The Luke?
00:09:24Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:31Shut up, everybody.
00:09:32Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:37Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:40Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:41Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Come on.
00:09:44Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:46Mike.
00:09:50I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:55Why do I even care?
00:10:01Yo.
00:10:02Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:04Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:10You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:12You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:15I'm calling it.
00:10:16Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:22You will soon.
00:10:25You're going to film her?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30Dude, you're sick.
00:10:32What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:37And she's going to go feral.
00:10:41Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:44Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:48Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:54Hey.
00:10:55You need to pay.
00:11:00Fuck!
00:11:00My eyes!
00:11:01What the fuck?
00:11:02Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:03Before I call the cops.
00:11:06K-K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:09I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13Yeah.
00:11:17Jahrhane.
00:11:20Hey.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:38Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:47Nervous?
00:11:48I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Hey.
00:11:51Don't be.
00:11:52You don't make cherries I pop.
00:11:58Wait.
00:11:59What?
00:12:01I'm sorry.
00:12:02I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:03I have to wait.
00:12:04I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:05I can't do this.
00:12:09Are you kidding me?
00:12:10I'm sorry.
00:12:11You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:13Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:16I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is, man.
00:12:26What the hell you are?
00:12:28Not until I get something.
00:12:31Mike.
00:12:32No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:36Stop, Mike.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:51Dr. Miller.
00:12:53Hey, Sophie.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:55Hey, stay with me.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, Sophie.
00:13:00Hey.
00:13:01Hey.
00:13:02Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:03Did you take something?
00:13:05What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:06Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:10Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:12Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:14I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:16If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:18I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21What's so funny?
00:13:21You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:23Says who?
00:13:24You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:28I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:30My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:34That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:37Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:42Wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:46No, no, no.
00:13:46Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:48It was just a joke.
00:13:48Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:55Hey, come on.
00:14:12She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:14Either way, it's not good.
00:14:22You stole me from my date?
00:14:25Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:31I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:35Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:36I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:46How much did you have to drink?
00:14:48I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:53Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:58Tell me this.
00:14:58Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:06I was at the bar.
00:15:07I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:20Wow.
00:15:22I'm an idiot.
00:15:25No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:28First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:36And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
00:15:41a complete asshole.
00:15:43I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:48I'm sorry, Soph.
00:15:55So if you want my virginity, Luke...
00:16:05You can have it.
00:16:13Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:16Are you...
00:16:17hard right now?
00:16:24We're mid-argument.
00:16:27That's so wrong.
00:16:29You're drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:33What are you doing?
00:16:34You're drunk.
00:16:35I'm taking you home.
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:39I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:40She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:49We're here.
00:16:51Here?
00:16:51Where is here?
00:16:53My place.
00:16:55You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:59If you're comfortable.
00:17:00I want to.
00:17:02I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:04I'm cool with that.
00:17:06But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:09Smooth, Silky.
00:17:12Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:36You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:38The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:53How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:55It's huge.
00:17:57I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:00Not all tight spaces.
00:18:02Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:06Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:08You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks.
00:18:09Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:15Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:27I'm happy.
00:18:27Bye.
00:18:27Okay.
00:18:53you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:19:00i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients
00:19:06all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil
00:19:14boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no miss disdain
00:19:22then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order you're kind to people
00:19:30you're beautiful
00:19:43who is that
00:19:47oh this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:58luke are you home
00:20:04lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:19don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:27are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:32she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:37school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:44what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:57i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:21:02the ice
00:21:03cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have restraining order against
00:21:09you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:21i have someone new in my life
00:21:25someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:32and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let
00:21:36them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:44one two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:22:00oh my god luke
00:22:15holy shit
00:22:17you smell like booze i sobered up i swear what's with the ice cubes
00:22:24i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:33you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:38you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:56my virginity
00:23:00yep still intact
00:23:05fuck my life language miss tisdale
00:23:09jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:13i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:18what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:23okay
00:23:27selfie you're 21 years old
00:23:37luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:42fuck me so what's your problem
00:24:02i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:07but but a lot of things hope me you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:14i'm graduating this year
00:24:17second
00:24:17i don't think you're a virgin
00:24:22ouch
00:24:24i'm asking you to change that
00:24:34you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:39but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:44i don't make both
00:24:46i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:49i'm not that guy
00:24:56well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:58i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:25:02unless you're just not interested
00:25:05i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:13someone's jealous
00:25:16sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:25:19have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:34because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:39coffee
00:25:42you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:47so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:54ready
00:26:01what's that
00:26:02that's your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:09sorry so
00:26:12are you kidding me
00:26:21can i uh can i get a
00:26:23continue you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and
00:26:29you're still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:39can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked his agent by the way is
00:26:45passing up a
00:26:46hot virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean
00:26:53he's
00:26:54clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:27:01pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:09hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:33what do you want
00:27:42i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:47i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:52luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:56oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:28:04can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut
00:28:12pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would
00:28:20settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:31sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would
00:28:37never
00:28:37what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken
00:28:42to this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police no i would
00:28:50never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:29:02i'm a doctor
00:29:23um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:30we can't let you leave without a medical clearance never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no trouble
00:29:37at all
00:29:41your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:45it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:49let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:30:05oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:15breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it but i draw the line when
00:30:22you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:29officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:35i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of she's
00:30:43nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than this luke officer take her away
00:30:55let's go
00:30:57you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:31:02i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt flay even if someone paid you too
00:31:08thanks ev sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours take the day
00:31:22if someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pissy
00:31:35you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:45i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was gonna come after you so
00:31:51i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:57i don't know if i'd buy that luke sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:32:01i know she's capable of doing crazy things i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:06i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:10what do you mean i mean you reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave
00:32:18a patient for me what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you entertainment sophie
00:32:27if you were just entertaining me i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:31you're just young
00:32:38i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable just because you're this big
00:32:42hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:52what do you want
00:32:59you take me seriously
00:33:04get in the car what to where spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:11what what unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:39i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:42we're doing both my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:49your vacation home as in you have multiple
00:33:54wow mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:34:03and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:09what the hell look i didn't say because i don't want to stress out the truth is yes
00:34:15so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them
00:34:19i'm here to show them that you're a part of my life and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen
00:34:24with you
00:34:37is this the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:43why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:49i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:59mother this is sophie my girlfriend girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners
00:35:17what happened to the pretty one gina the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up
00:35:24with
00:35:28mother again as i just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala if i have to
00:35:34remind you to
00:35:35her importance in my life again i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly unless you
00:35:39want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with oh you ungrateful child
00:35:48if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go which room do you keep the
00:35:53bitches dior and versace she needs some options for tonight fourth floor third door on your view
00:36:01okay thank you mother good to see you
00:36:09that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:20your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:33is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah that's why i don't really get along with the
00:36:42family but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year you
00:36:50care a
00:36:50lot about your patients it's sweet i do plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money
00:36:56on you
00:36:57what does that mean
00:37:09luke you did not
00:37:15which one of them speaks to you i mean i want all of them that's done
00:37:20i haven't even picked one out you said you want all of them they're yours
00:37:3180s i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:36well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:41why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're
00:37:46you dr trust fund baby your culture your parents host charity events you have a butler that does
00:37:54your laundry i do my laundry in a coin operated machine that i share with like a hundred other
00:37:58students it's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:15of course it's too late but we're already falling for you
00:38:21then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:28because i want it to be right i don't want you to look back on this and think of me
00:38:32as the old
00:38:32guy who took advantage of you yeah but take it slow
00:38:41even though
00:38:45there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:38:54really
00:39:18Come back here.
00:39:20I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:25Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:28You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:38Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:41Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:49You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:40:01Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:08That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:12He dumped my best friend?
00:40:14The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:22mattress.
00:40:24Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:30Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:31I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:35mistake.
00:40:36Mm-hmm.
00:40:37That's my girl.
00:40:42Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:44I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:01Holy shit.
00:41:10It's not about being pretty.
00:41:11I just...
00:41:13I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:16I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:18Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:25You're so refreshing.
00:41:28You ready?
00:41:46Wow.
00:41:48She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:50You never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:53Why would you wanna break them up?
00:41:55Oh, shut up.
00:41:55There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:58If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:08I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:11This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:15Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:20Cheers.
00:42:25Girlfriend?
00:42:26Not for long.
00:42:40Good evening, everyone.
00:42:43Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:48Our first item.
00:42:54An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:02Starting big.
00:43:04Five thousand.
00:43:06Five thousand.
00:43:07Now six.
00:43:08It's making us six.
00:43:09Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:10That's pretty good.
00:43:11Can I get?
00:43:13I don't know.
00:43:14You need to come quick.
00:43:15My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:43:17You gonna be okay?
00:43:18Go.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:27What is this?
00:43:28My throat.
00:43:30Over here now.
00:43:32Breathe.
00:43:38Sold.
00:43:39Number twelve.
00:43:40Seven thousand dollars.
00:43:41All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:43Give him a round of applause.
00:43:44Congratulations.
00:43:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:46Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:49Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:57Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:02What a hussy.
00:44:04Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:06I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:10I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:12I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:16Poor Lukey.
00:44:18He hasn't fooled.
00:44:19Trailer trash skank.
00:44:21Who let her kind in here?
00:44:24I wouldn't do that.
00:44:25I would never.
00:44:26I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Really, Sophie?
00:44:31No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:33Whew.
00:44:34Alright.
00:44:35Five hundred?
00:44:37Alright.
00:44:38Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:41She's got student loans.
00:44:42Whatever that means.
00:44:44Where's Luke?
00:44:49Breathe.
00:44:52I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:54No, my throat.
00:44:56It hurts.
00:44:56Don't throw me.
00:44:57I recognize you.
00:44:58You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:00What the hell is going on here?
00:45:01Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:03Patrick?
00:45:04Get out of my way.
00:45:05Why lower your standards?
00:45:06We're millionaires.
00:45:07She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:16You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:20Motherfucker.
00:45:20What's up, girl?
00:45:22How much is it?
00:45:25$400?
00:45:28Oh, alright.
00:45:30I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:34Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:38I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:40Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:44Yeah.
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:46Sold.
00:45:46Sold for $400.
00:45:49Wow, Sophie.
00:45:51Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:02Used goods?
00:46:03That's rich Serena.
00:46:05After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:08Lookie, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:12What was that you were saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:21You idiot!
00:46:23Get off the stage!
00:46:24We're leaving!
00:46:24Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:27You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:30No need, my dear.
00:46:33Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:36After all of... this.
00:46:41But... but...
00:46:42No!
00:46:43No!
00:46:44Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:49You're a doctor!
00:46:51Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:52You wanna bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:54Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:57How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05Stephanie?
00:47:06The mammy?
00:47:08No, no, no!
00:47:09No, no, no, no, no!
00:47:15I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:18You can't.
00:47:19You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:23but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:26So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:29I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:31and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:37Get to writing.
00:47:39Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:47Look at these assholes go.
00:47:49You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:52I would have been okay.
00:47:53I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:55No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:57Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:48:01Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:04You alright?
00:48:17What are you looking for?
00:48:20I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:26bartender.
00:48:29Right.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:32Make me an appletini.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Seriously?
00:48:40Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:48:45Can we just do something easier?
00:48:47You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:56Can you open that?
00:49:03Alright, let's just make it simple.
00:49:07Body shots.
00:49:10I've never done that before.
00:49:13Seriously?
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15You're like so old.
00:49:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:18I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:22He just said you're hot.
00:49:24Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:25Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:59All right, I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn, Ms. Tisdale.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:05New rule.
00:50:06You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:08Is that so?
00:50:12Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:38I don't know what you might get.
00:50:49I'm sorry.
00:50:49Was that?
00:50:51You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:54Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:02God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:13I want to do this with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying, but I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:32I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me.
00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:40Being together?
00:51:41Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:53But am I right for you?
00:51:55And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:26Damn it.
00:52:33I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:51What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:53You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:58Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:00Nope.
00:53:02Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:04So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:07All to myself.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12You heard me.
00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:18Seriously?
00:53:19You're into this?
00:53:21Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:23Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:25Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:27Wow.
00:53:28I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:30Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:31I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:35Pause.
00:53:38What did you just say?
00:53:42I'm a virgin?
00:53:45She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:47Aw, cute.
00:53:49Excuse me?
00:53:50Too much work.
00:53:52You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:53You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:57Sweetie?
00:53:58I'm a senior.
00:53:59That's even sadder.
00:54:03You were just into me.
00:54:04Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:07You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:09But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:11You know?
00:54:12You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:16And...
00:54:17Sorry.
00:54:19What?
00:54:21I'm...
00:54:28I'm in this $80,000 dress,
00:54:31and I can't even get a stupid, horny, crack guy to get with me.
00:54:36He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:43Oh, and Luke.
00:54:44Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:45he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:54:47and I guess he was just so repulsed that...
00:54:50that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:59Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:01You're not the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:02Oh, look at me.
00:55:03I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor,
00:55:05and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:55:07and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:09with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:13Say something, asshole.
00:55:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:18So you can what?
00:55:19Not have sex?
00:55:20Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:21I think I'll stay right here
00:55:22where the guys at least have,
00:55:24I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:27Guys? What guys?
00:55:28Did someone do something to you?
00:55:29Of course not.
00:55:31They said I was too messy.
00:55:33Too messy and too much,
00:55:35and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:39You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:43I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:45I'm coming to get you.
00:55:46Keep falling on you, all right?
00:55:58Sophie, hey, wake up.
00:56:06I got you.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:07Come on.
00:56:22Is she...
00:56:27She's fine.
00:56:29She's...
00:56:30Bottle of water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:32I don't know what she drank,
00:56:33but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:38Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:57Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:01You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:06You feel like shit.
00:57:08You look like shit.
00:57:09But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:12So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:14Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:57:19is hearing his name.
00:57:20He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:23But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:25Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:29I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:31I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:35So I've decided...
00:57:38I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:40Huh?
00:57:41Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:44People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:47unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:54I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:01No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:02You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:04Why not?
00:58:04Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:06I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:08Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:10I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:12I'm giving off...
00:58:13Don't fuck.
00:58:14Snooze fest.
00:58:15Boring.
00:58:17Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:19that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:22The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:29Burn me up.
00:58:45Perfect.
00:59:07Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:09There's no way.
00:59:11That goes off.
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:12It is.
00:59:14That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:16Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:18Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:19Good.
00:59:20I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:21I mean more.
00:59:23Hmm.
00:59:28Oh, shit.
00:59:29There he is.
00:59:30Are you going to say something?
00:59:34Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:36No.
00:59:37I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:39Hmm.
00:59:40Hmm.
00:59:41Hmm.
00:59:43Hmm.
00:59:45Hmm.
00:59:46Thanks, babe.
00:59:47I mean, it's all I'm beautiful.
00:59:56And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:58A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:02I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:03What the hell's going on here?
01:00:05Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:07The fuck did you just say?
01:00:08One latte.
01:00:09Coming right up.
01:00:12And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:14Sophie, what is this?
01:00:16You're dressed different.
01:00:17You're acting different.
01:00:17I don't get it.
01:00:20Whoops.
01:00:20Let me get that for you.
01:00:28So did you want a coffee?
01:00:29The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:32Sophie, I don't...
01:00:33Is this like a punishment?
01:00:34I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:35But throwing yourself at other guys.
01:00:36That's not you.
01:00:37That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:40I gave you a chance.
01:00:42And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in
01:00:45the process.
01:00:46Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:49They do it on the land fair.
01:00:50You should come.
01:00:52She's got plans.
01:00:54Actually, I don't.
01:00:56My first frat party invite?
01:00:58Wow.
01:00:59This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:02You should bring it home, girl.
01:01:03The guy's going to love you.
01:01:05I will.
01:01:05See you tonight.
01:01:08You're not going to that.
01:01:09Newsflash.
01:01:10You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:11You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:13That's not true.
01:01:14Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:16My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:23Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:26If I'm going to do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:32What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:34Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:37Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:39Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:42I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:48Everly, not funny.
01:01:49Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:55If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:58How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:02:02with?
01:02:02Hey, whatever helps you get over him.
01:02:04All right.
01:02:08Wear a push-up bra.
01:02:09You're pink.
01:02:11Red.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:15Okay.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:24Get in.
01:02:25Get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:27Ah, Sophie's the only person I've deemed this for.
01:02:31Sick costume, bro.
01:02:34Right.
01:02:37God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:42Sorry.
01:02:43Rules.
01:02:57I have to get to her.
01:02:59Where is it?
01:03:02Stop being shy.
01:03:04You look hot.
01:03:04You look hot.
01:03:07See?
01:03:10Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:11Why?
01:03:16Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:24I have to get to her.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:31I got a hat.
01:03:33I have to get to her.
01:03:34Where is it?
01:03:35Popping bottles with the models, get like me.
01:03:37My wrist on froze, never missing any meals.
01:03:40I feel like LeBron, cause I get the ring.
01:03:42If you're bad and you know it, you're my green twin.
01:03:44I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so whipped.
01:03:51Welcome to the party.
01:03:56I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:58He opened it immediately.
01:04:00He's so whipped.
01:04:02Welcome to the party.
01:04:07Do it on his abs!
01:04:09Yay!
01:04:12Hell yeah!
01:04:13What?
01:04:25It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:29Sophie!
01:04:29Sophie!
01:04:31Sophie!
01:04:32Sophie!
01:04:34Sophie!
01:04:36Sophie!
01:04:37Sophie!
01:04:38Woo!
01:04:39Yeah!
01:04:41Woo!
01:04:42Woo!
01:04:43Woo!
01:04:44Yo!
01:04:44This girl's crazy!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:50Woo!
01:04:50Woo!
01:04:51This girl's crazy!
01:04:54Woo!
01:04:56Woo!
01:04:56Yeah!
01:04:56Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:02Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:08You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:10Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:13That's a lie.
01:05:14You talk?
01:05:18Come on, Sophie!
01:05:19Come on, Sophie!
01:05:19Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:21Come on, Sophie!
01:05:22My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:24Actually, I'll join.
01:05:26What?
01:05:26No.
01:05:26Who?
01:05:27Don't want to be right here!
01:05:36Who's going first?
01:05:39I'll spin.
01:05:40Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:42I hope it lands on me.
01:05:44He seems experienced.
01:05:56I'm confused.
01:05:57Fuck.
01:05:59Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:02Roll the roll.
01:06:04As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:20You can't talk like adults.
01:06:22Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:24Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking break here.
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:53How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:25What?
01:07:27Time's up.
01:07:28What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:31I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:34Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:54So, how was it?
01:07:58Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:00I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:04Sophie?
01:08:14Me?
01:08:15Sophie, come on him.
01:08:17You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:19Come on, Noah.
01:08:31Okay, so...
01:08:32I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:34What?
01:08:35So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:37So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:40You can relax.
01:08:41I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:43Really?
01:08:44But, all the rumors.
01:08:46Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:49Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:52I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:55I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:59I'm so screwed.
01:09:02Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:05They're gonna kill me.
01:09:07No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:09No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:11Wait.
01:09:13I'll help you.
01:09:15How?
01:09:15How?
01:09:22It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:24Come on, virgin.
01:09:28Oh, they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate!
01:09:31We don't have time, just come here.
01:09:34You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:36Really? You don't... care?
01:09:40No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:42You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:45Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:51I owe you.
01:09:54Noah!
01:09:55Are you in there?
01:09:58Oh, yeah!
01:10:01It's getting crazy in there!
01:10:04Oh, yeah!
01:10:06Alright, that's enough.
01:10:10Sophie!
01:10:10Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:13Okay, ready? It's working.
01:10:17Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:19He deserves it.
01:10:44What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:46The fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:10:50Well...
01:10:52First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:01Liar.
01:11:03You don't know that.
01:11:08You know you belong to me.
01:11:10What?
01:11:15I'm out here, girl.
01:11:19I'm back up in the street.
01:11:23So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:27No one should be with you.
01:11:29Really got time to fight.
01:11:31Yo!
01:11:34Get out!
01:11:36Acting like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:39Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:42Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:45I need this off.
01:11:47I don't want to.
01:11:51Me too.
01:12:07What?
01:12:07Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:10No.
01:12:11No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:13I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:16Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:19You fucking idiot.
01:12:22You are.
01:12:38I'm out here, girl.
01:12:41I'm back up in the street.
01:12:45Yes, you better take that.
01:12:46Someone better be dying.
01:12:49What's it, code blue?
01:12:51They are.
01:12:55I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:13:01I've been burned too many times.
01:13:03Are we ever going to do this, Sophie?
01:13:08Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:11Right?
01:13:11I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:13We are.
01:13:14But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:19You deserve better than that.
01:13:20Better how?
01:13:24You do a passport, right?
01:13:30So, sexy underwear?
01:13:31Track.
01:13:33Jacket?
01:13:34Track.
01:13:35Bikini.
01:13:36Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:38He didn't tell me.
01:13:41Crap, he's here.
01:13:44Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:46Oh my God.
01:13:46He's dead.
01:13:52No way.
01:13:53This man's insane.
01:13:55He's actually psycho.
01:13:57On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:01Good luck soldier.
01:14:05Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:07He's hot.
01:14:08Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:11It's finally happening.
01:14:37You look incredible.
01:14:39Hmm?
01:14:40You said airport fit.
01:14:42I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:49This is so psychotic.
01:14:51Am I really worth all this?
01:14:55It's the first times.
01:14:59Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:03International.
01:15:14Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:18I'm sorry. I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:21You ready?
01:15:27A croissant?
01:15:29You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:32It's a hint.
01:15:34Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:43Are you crazy?
01:15:44You took me to Paris?
01:15:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:57I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:02Luke.
01:16:09You wanna add something to the itinerary?
01:16:11I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:15I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:18Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:36It's finally happening.
01:16:38Finally.
01:17:00I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:03You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:08Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:18Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:21She's all yours.
01:17:23Miss Tisdale.
01:17:24Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:29Yes.
01:17:29We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:34I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:36We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:41Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:42Sophie.
01:17:42I'm sorry?
01:17:45Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:49I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:58I'm so sorry.
01:17:59I don't know how this happened.
01:18:01I was trying to be safe.
01:18:03Wow.
01:18:05What do you think the odds are?
01:18:071.6 in 100?
01:18:09You'd probably hate me.
01:18:12As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:17Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:19I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:34I'm all in.
01:18:36I'm all in.
01:18:39I'm all in.
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