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00:00What are you looking at?
00:03Lord Cillian, are you alright?
00:04What did you do, peasant?
00:05Silence!
00:07I am Cillian Vinewood, Duke of Verne.
00:09It is an honor to meet you, Master.
00:10Vinewood?
00:11Vinewood?
00:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, Isabella's apprentice!
00:13How dare you speak the High Priestess' name!
00:14Stay quiet!
00:17Yes, I was trained by the High Priestess.
00:18Yes, hence I bear her name.
00:20Apologies for the intrusion.
00:21No bother.
00:22So, you share the same lineage.
00:23I taught her a thing or two.
00:25Isabella used to follow me around.
00:30My Master only had one mentor.
00:32That means you are just...
00:34Here, try one of these.
00:36They're delicious.
00:42Ah, this is the divine fruit.
00:44Only one blooms in millennium.
00:45Don't fawn so much.
00:46So Isabella sent you, did she?
00:47It wasn't her.
00:49The King is summoning all high-level mages
00:51to the Harvest Banquet.
00:52I was just passing by.
00:55Here is the invitation.
00:56May I humbly request your present?
01:00The whole kingdom needs your help,
01:01before the Dark Lord returns.
01:02Please!
01:03I beg you!
01:05Dad!
01:06Are you okay?
01:07Dad?
01:08Duke!
01:08It's an honour to serve you!
01:10Dad!
01:10That's the Duke!
01:11The King's Minister and the High Priestess is Poche!
01:12Act proper!
01:13Get up and ditch the straw!
01:14Get up and ditch the straw!
01:17Apologies, my lord.
01:18My father's not familiar with noble etiquette.
01:19Please, sit!
01:20The Elf King's legendary sword is disguised as a straw.
01:22Garrett doesn't even know his father's true identity!
01:23Duke!
01:24Sit, please!
01:24No need, I'll stand.
01:25The chair is crude, I know.
01:26We're sorry for the inconvenience.
01:27Oh, just take a seat!
01:28Oh!
01:28Uh, yes, of course.
01:32Dad!
01:32These are overwrought!
01:33Please, don't!
01:34I'm highly partial to food like this.
01:36Wasting food is a sin.
01:37We must set a good example.
01:38Of course, my lord.
01:39I spoke in haste.
01:40Should we not offer Duke the finest black leaf tea?
01:41Hmm.
01:42Okay, okay, if you say so, son.
01:43Please don't go to any trouble on my account.
01:45I'm not a fan of tea.
01:46Apologies.
01:47What about malt whiskey, Dad?
01:49Could you-
01:49Alright, alright.
01:50Fine.
01:50No liquor for you, then.
01:51What are you saying?
01:52The important person was just being considerate.
01:54Good to say.
01:54Just do what you need to do.
01:55Dad, please.
01:56How could you speak to the important person so casually?
01:58If we upset him, we'll be done for.
01:59Please.
01:59Excuse me.
02:00My lord, please forgive my father.
02:01He didn't mean-
02:03This is the fruit you gave me earlier.
02:04May I take it?
02:05Keep it.
02:06Take extra if you like them.
02:09I'll take my leave now, mister.
02:11Dad, what was that?
02:13Why'd the Duke?
02:13Beats me.
02:14Guy just popped out of nowhere.
02:16And you?
02:17What are you doing here?
02:18Shouldn't you be in royal capital?
02:19Sir?
02:20Haha.
02:20Very funny.
02:21I'm here because of you.
02:22Demons could strike again at any moment.
02:23Come to Arawith with me, so that I can protect you.
02:25I just made level seven mage.
02:26Seven?
02:26Cute.
02:27Guess I'll still have to protect you.
02:27Why don't you stay here with me?
02:28I'll drive off any demons that show their ugly faces.
02:30Dad, what are you talking about?
02:31You're just a farmer.
02:32You are no match for demons.
02:34I have duties in the royal capital.
02:35Come with me.
02:35I can keep you safe there.
02:36I told you, son.
02:37I'm staying here.
02:40Then I have no choice.
02:42Seize my dad.
02:43Yes, sir.
02:43Take him to royal capital.
02:50Message from Arawith.
02:51What's the matter, sir?
02:52Urgent news.
02:52The banquet has moved up.
02:53I must return at once.
02:55It'll be faster if I ride ahead.
02:56Your priority is getting my dad safely to Arawith.
02:59It's not safe here, Dad.
03:00I can't let anything happen to you.
03:01I'll see you in Arawith.
03:03Son, please forgive us, I stand.
03:11The banquet is in three days.
03:13I'm gonna have to go.
03:13My three disciples couldn't even chase off a shadow.
03:15Must I do it all myself?
03:20Why are you smiling?
03:21Mr. Thorpe!
03:24Sorry, excuse me.
03:25What is that over there?
03:29Hello, yes.
03:31And why is there a line to enter the city?
03:32Watch your tone.
03:33You will address my master as Lord Barry.
03:35Barry.
03:36Peasant.
03:37Arawith is the only safe place under demon attacks.
03:39Yes.
03:39Of course there's a line.
03:41But you...
03:43Go back to whatever backwards little village you came from.
03:44What a fuss over a shadow, isn't it?
03:46I'm just here to see my son.
03:47I'm sure there's a slum for a lowlife like him,
03:49but I doubt there's a bed there for you.
03:50He's a king-appointed knight.
03:52I've never heard such a funny joke.
03:53You're hilarious, old man.
03:54A royal knight would never have a peasant father like you.
03:57Oh, no, no.
03:58He's the, um...
03:59Knight Paramount.
04:00Stop!
04:01Lying!
04:01I'm surprised you've even pronounced the title.
04:03That's a top-ranked knight.
04:04He's bluffing, my lord.
04:05His son is probably just some lowly servant to a noble,
04:08attending to his master's most menial chores even as we speak.
04:11You may pass.
04:12Enjoy being turned away, bum.
04:17Bye-bye, Barry.
04:19Deposit and papers.
04:20Excuse me?
04:21Deposit and papers.
04:22Ah, yes, uh...
04:24I've got neither, sorry.
04:25You fool!
04:26What in the hell are you doing here without these?
04:27You're wasting my time.
04:28Since when did Avernitizen need papers and a deposit to get into Arawith?
04:31Rules change.
04:32If you've got no docks, no coins, get lost.
04:34Now move on before I lock you up.
04:35What's the hold-up, sir?
04:36This peasant doesn't have documents.
04:38Ah, no, I have... this.
04:39What the hell is this?
04:40Silly letter?
04:42Unfortunately, I have to say this is...
04:44The bearer of this letter may command all nobles within Arawith.
04:46Mobilize troops and access royal treasury funds.
04:48All majors and civilians must cooperate.
04:50Valid for sixty years.
04:51King Leon IV.
04:53The King is Leon V. Arrested.
04:54King Leon IV was his father.
04:56I recognize that Avernitizen.
04:57I have seen it before.
04:58Back then, only one man had come to power.
05:05Ah, I finally found it.
05:07Finally.
05:07I haven't been to the city for years.
05:09We lost my way.
05:10Hey, you!
05:11This reception is for nobles only.
05:12Lord Roderick is hosting for Harvest Banquet tonight.
05:14Ask for the King's orders.
05:15Now get lost.
05:16It's Miss Dewey's carriage.
05:18It's a fancy ride.
05:20I like it.
05:25Where'd this peasant come from?
05:27Harvest Banquet invite such people now?
05:28Absolutely not, Miss Dewey.
05:30He's just stupid and lost.
05:31We're removing him right away.
05:32You better.
05:33This occasion is not for beggars.
05:35It's for people who contribute to society.
05:37Like me.
05:38I'm not a beggar and I'm not lost.
05:40I'm here for the banquet.
05:43Miss Dewey, as radiant as ever.
05:46Garrett Thorne, at your service.
05:49Sir Garrett.
05:49What do you mean I can't go in?
05:51That?
05:51That old man is delusional.
05:53Somebody call a physician.
05:54Didn't he just say the finest mansion in our width was blessed by some crazy peasant?
06:00Garrett.
06:01Toss the beggar some coins, he's amusing at least.
06:02And throw him some leftovers too.
06:04We have high level mages who have arrived.
06:06Don't let them see this, Justin.
06:06Get lost now.
06:07Ah, handsome chap.
06:09Looking good.
06:09How dare you disrespect the knight, Paramount.
06:11Oh, no, no, no.
06:12That's my son.
06:14Ask him if I'm here for the banquet.
06:15Enough nonsense.
06:17Go on, son.
06:18Your old man's here for you.
06:19Get him.
06:20Get him.
06:21Someone silence that peasant.
06:22No, Lord Alex.
06:23He is my father.
06:27Garrett, are you sure that crazy old peasant peasant's your father?
06:29The invitation did mention a family meal dealer.
06:31But seriously, you could have at least dressed him in some decent clothes.
06:33Yes.
06:33Your father's dressed like the village idiot.
06:35Oh, no, no.
06:35These are the finest quality.
06:36Lasted me years.
06:38What's so funny?
06:41This banquet's supposed to be a solemn occasion.
06:43We're here to discuss the security of our kingdom, not jest.
06:47My lord, having such a common man here, you're absurd.
06:49Who's that filthy peasant?
06:51Remove him!
06:51Lord Roderick, this is Sir Garrett's father.
06:53Not just some random peasant off the street.
06:55Is that true, Garrett?
06:57Yes, Count Whitster.
06:58Garrett, you maybe have humble roots, but even you know the minimum advocate.
07:02This banquet is for nobles and high-level mages.
07:04Even Duke William is to attend.
07:06Must you shame us in front of him?
07:07Apologies, my lord.
07:08Dad, leave now.
07:09I'll make arrangements for you later.
07:10Why should I leave?
07:11I...
07:11I have an invite.
07:13An invitation?
07:15Lord Alex, would you mind finding him a seat?
07:19Come with me, Garrett.
07:28Garrett.
07:29I don't remember sending an invitation to your father.
07:31I don't wish to shame your father.
07:32But don't let your father ruin you.
07:35I understand, Count Whitster.
07:36Use your head.
07:37Arawith is loaded with powerful figures.
07:39You're ignorant.
07:40Father's foolish words could get him killed.
07:43One wrong word to the wrong noble.
07:45You're dumb.
07:48No.
07:50That's not possible.
07:52Unless you...
07:53No.
07:55No.
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