00:00I don't want to start a virgin.
00:01Abby, we don't have to.
00:03I don't know, but I want to.
00:07You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11,
00:10and my teenage troublemaking son.
00:13I was only told about a little girl.
00:15What do you mean a teenage son?
00:16You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school,
00:19their homework is completed,
00:21and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:24And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:26They say your son is 17.
00:28How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:30The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:32Figure it out.
00:33I need this job.
00:34If this kid is such a loser,
00:36he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework,
00:38how bad could he be?
00:40Benny and I are home.
00:43What are you doing here?
00:45Son, meet your new nanny.
00:48Oh, God.
00:49I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:52I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:54You're contracted by the nannying agency
00:56to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:59I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
01:02If you walk away now,
01:03I'll make sure you never get another job again.
01:05Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times,
01:08but we do not need a nanny.
01:09Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
01:12You've made a right mess of yourself.
01:14You've got a bad attitude,
01:15you're sleeping in late,
01:17and your grades are dropping.
01:18And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line,
01:21I've got you the next best thing.
01:23Bailey's on board.
01:24Are you going to get in line,
01:25or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
01:28Fine.
01:29Don't blame me when she quits.
01:31You already know I'm not a quitter.
01:33Show her to the guest room.
01:35The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
01:38Look, I know the situation is weird,
01:40but I'll show you out of your work,
01:41you stay out of mine.
01:46Look, I want you out of my school,
01:48out of my house,
01:49and out of my life.
01:50I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
01:54Fine.
01:56I'll make yours ten times worse.
01:57Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
02:01Bring it on.
02:21Felix may bully me in school,
02:23but as his living nanny,
02:24I'm in charge at home.
02:26Wakey, wakey,
02:27it's a fakey.
02:31What the fuck?
02:35Language.
02:36You don't want another punishment, do you?
02:58You know, if you wanted to get me wet,
03:00there's better ways to do that.
03:03Dry off.
03:03You have homework to do.
03:06No.
03:07I'm going to the beach, nanny.
03:09I don't think so.
03:23You're going once you do your work.
03:29Good job.
03:30You only got a couple wrong this time.
03:33Study these ones next time
03:34so you get them right.
03:36I'm finished too.
03:39What the hell?
03:40Your market are more than the teachers do.
03:42Your dad expects your grace to go up
03:44under my supervision.
03:45So no sub-power.
03:51Well, I don't take notes from a slap.
03:54You're so immature.
03:56I know.
03:58Does my nanny need to punish me?
04:00You think I'm rude?
04:01What are you going to do?
04:03Spank me?
04:05Ground me?
04:07I'd like to see you try.
04:11I have just the punishment for you.
04:15We're out of time to feast.
04:20What the fuck?
04:21Red, red, red, red, red, red, red, one.
04:22I gotta get it out.
04:23I'll just get it out, get it out, get it out.
04:24Can you get it right?
04:25Can you let it go?
04:25Get it right, let it go.
04:27Blink, blink, blink.
04:28Dad, where's my door?
04:29No, you can't crack the case.
04:31Give it, give it, give it.
04:33You.
04:36Come on, Retrofit.
04:37We've got to go on it.
04:39Let's win this match.
04:44What the hell?
04:45I was about to win.
04:53We need to talk.
04:54Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
04:57Oh, really?
04:57Okay, cool.
04:58Well, I was going to say that the rumors about you and the teachers, you know.
05:01I do just really think...
05:03Okay, fine.
05:04We can talk.
05:10You have five minutes.
05:12You're kind of scary, you know that.
05:14Me?
05:15You're the one that's been torturing me in school, yeah?
05:17No, no, no, no.
05:22After today, I realized that that was child's play.
05:25You, you're an evil genius.
05:28You did tell me to punish you.
05:31Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
05:32Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
05:35No.
05:37I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
05:40But, I did want to make a deal.
05:43What kind of deal?
05:44The kind where I stay out of your way.
05:49So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
05:55And in return, you stay out of my way.
05:58And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
06:03Um, why would I agree to that?
06:06Because if you don't,
06:07I might tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny.
06:10You'll be out on your ass by dinner.
06:13Okay.
06:14But this only works if you actually behave.
06:17Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
06:19I'll behave.
06:21It's a count on it.
06:26But first, some ground rules.
06:29Fair enough.
06:29What are they?
06:31Rule one, you already agreed to.
06:33You won't be my nanny in name or action.
06:35Only if you behave.
06:37If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
06:39Yeah, don't worry about that, okay?
06:40Rule two, know what at school finds out.
06:43That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
06:46Deal.
06:47I have a rule too.
06:49Stop bullying me in school.
06:52I'll try to control myself.
06:54Although I've not been very good at that around you.
06:58What are you doing?
06:59Sailing our dear.
07:01With a kiss.
07:03Are you kidding?
07:04We hate each other.
07:06Guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way then.
07:24Wait in the car, yeah?
07:25I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
07:27Fine.
07:29Well, Bailey's lunchbox.
07:31We need to go...
07:31I don't care.
07:33Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
07:40Still showing your face at school?
07:42Haven't you got the message?
07:44What, that you hate me?
07:45I think that's pretty clear.
07:46Then I guess using words isn't enough.
07:50Are you going to pour your drink on me?
07:52How original.
07:53You already looked chuffed.
07:55Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
07:57I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
08:03Don't we have a history essay due today?
08:05No, I spent two weeks on that.
08:07Too bad I don't care.
08:09Felix, stop them.
08:10Did you just ask Felix for help?
08:13Don't tell me this pick-me is throwing herself at you now.
08:16If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
08:19Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
08:36See you in class.
08:38Bottom feeder.
08:46What happened to our deal?
08:48I promised I wouldn't bully you.
08:50I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
08:53Yeah, but why are they bullying me, Felix?
08:54Because you started it.
08:55They're just following your lead.
08:57I mean, wait.
08:58No.
08:59Our deal's off.
09:05The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
09:11What are you doing, Jack?
09:13I don't know.
09:14Hit the gym or something?
09:15Oh my God.
09:16What is that?
09:19Damn, I knew she was a freak, but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
09:22Jack.
09:24What do you reckon she's got in there?
09:25Sex toys?
09:27Hey.
09:28Come over here, baby.
09:30Show me what's in that lunchbox.
09:35Oh yeah.
09:36Felix, you left your lunch at home.
09:38What the hell?
09:39That's not Felix's.
09:40Yes, it is.
09:41See?
09:42Felix Barnes.
09:44Abby, you're fucking more.
09:52Why is your last name on that lunchbox, Felix?
09:54I'm not the only one with that last name.
09:56Why do you look so nervous, man?
09:57Is that actually yours?
09:59It's not.
10:00It's not mine.
10:01It's a cup for Bailey Barnes.
10:04Yes, thank you.
10:05Bailey Barnes?
10:06Isn't that your little sister?
10:08Why does scholarship slut have it?
10:11I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
10:14And Felix.
10:15Woo!
10:21Are you secretly a little baby?
10:24Do you need me to change your diaper?
10:26Do you want me to...
10:27Do you need a little baba?
10:28Do you need a...
10:29That's enough, okay?
10:31And you're not my nanny.
10:33No, Felix!
10:35Felix!
10:36How dare you carry me like that?
10:38How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
10:40Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
10:42Yeah, I didn't.
10:43My friends did.
10:44Yeah, your friends.
10:45One word from you and they would have stopped,
10:46but you didn't.
10:47I can't control other people.
10:50Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
10:53So what, that's just it then?
10:54Not even one day and our deal's off.
10:56You drive me crazy.
10:57Your feelings meet you.
10:58Look, I'll see you at home,
11:00where you'll have a list of chores to do.
11:02I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
11:05Time to get you out of my house for good.
11:09Listen up!
11:10End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
11:13Bring the chaos, we're partying till the sunrise.
11:15You're partying till the sunrise.
11:16Turn off.
11:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:27Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:27Oh, oh.
11:30Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:47Oh, there she is.
11:49What the hell is this?
11:52First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
11:58Shut it down now.
12:00For what?
12:02I'll call your dad.
12:04Call him and tell him you have no control over me
12:06and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
12:14Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
12:17More than Annie.
12:18It's your job to take care of her.
12:26Oh, Bailey.
12:28It's okay.
12:29I'm going to go get rid of everyone.
12:31You stay here and try to rest.
12:45Abby, I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
12:48You're getting absolutely pissed.
12:50And what if your dad sees?
12:52He probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
12:55Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
12:57Your dad's going to be home early in the morning,
12:58so please shut this down.
13:01You want this party to end?
13:03Easy.
13:03You just got to say two words.
13:05I quit.
13:07How about these two words?
13:08Fuck off.
13:10Why do I think she's hot?
13:11Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
13:14I should hate her.
13:16Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
13:19And you're ready to quit.
13:21Come find me.
13:23Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
13:25I want you to kill my pipe.
13:29Yo, Sky.
13:31Want to come play strip poker with the lads?
13:33I'm busy, Jack.
13:35Why is Abby more here?
13:36She has to know everyone hates her.
13:39Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
13:40This is a party for the most popular people at school.
13:44Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
13:47Let's go and wind up.
13:51Hey, Abby.
13:53What are you doing at Felix's party?
13:55Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
13:58Oh, harsh, Sky.
13:59I'd still fuck her.
14:01Oh.
14:01Just put a bag on her head.
14:04You'd fuck anything, Jack.
14:06Look, see, your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure.
14:10See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
14:14What did you just say?
14:16Look, I'm just saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix and still being
14:23in the friend zone.
14:25You bitch.
14:32Sky, please give that bag.
14:33My bra is see-through.
14:35Oh, I'll cover you up.
14:40Go fetch.
14:50Swimming's easy, Abby.
14:51Just use your arms.
14:54Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
14:57Someone help.
14:59Ouch.
15:00No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
15:04Yikes.
15:06Sky, help.
15:07You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick-me-slut like you.
15:12I know just what I'm going to do with this fuckly shirt.
15:20Where is she?
15:21What's happening?
15:22Oh my God, Abby.
15:49Did my bully just save me?
15:52Hey, Felix.
15:58Abby, I...
16:07Where's your shirt?
16:08In your bra?
16:09It's...
16:09I see-through.
16:10I know.
16:10Stop looking at me.
16:15Shit.
16:16I can't look at her, or I'll get hard.
16:29Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
16:32Don't flatter yourself.
16:36I'm just saying.
16:38I've got your cradles shirtless in my arms.
16:44Just because I'm your nanny...
16:47This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
16:53Trust me.
17:07Where's my shirt?
17:09God, Abby.
17:10You really will do anything for attention, won't you?
17:14Why don't you go check the pool house?
17:21I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy, and I can't stop thinking about her.
17:26This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
17:35Someone pinch me.
17:36Am I really staring at my enemy, Felix Barnes, naked?
17:41Close the door!
17:46I meant with you on the other side of it.
17:48I can't.
17:49I can't leave.
17:50Why?
17:50Because you're stalking me.
17:51I came in here to get my shirt.
17:52I can't leave until I get my shirt.
17:54You're testing my patience.
17:56Okay?
17:56You can get your clothes once I'm done changing.
17:59What are you doing?
18:01Door.
18:03Oh.
18:05It's locked.
18:12What does this mean?
18:14It means that you're trapped with me.
18:25We need to get out of here.
18:27Well, the door's bolted, and there's no windows, so...
18:31You all right?
18:33God, I hate saying that out loud.
18:35Well, at least you finally omitted it.
18:37Never thought I'd live to see the day.
18:39Don't get used to it.
18:41I wouldn't dream of it, nanny.
18:48Put this on.
18:50Is this supposed to keep me warm?
18:52It's supposed to keep you covered, so you feel comfortable.
18:56Body heat.
18:58So I'm going to keep you warm.
18:59You're joking.
19:00Well, I don't like it's that bad being so close to me.
19:03Seriously.
19:04If you wrap this around us, then we'll both stay warm.
19:11Do you think anyone's ever going to get us out of here?
19:15Probably not for a long time.
19:19Fuck.
19:20Her skin's so soft.
19:25Felix, do you have a hard-on?
19:26You
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