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00:02Her comedic skills are always on display, and he went paddleboarding with a puking NGK.
00:08It's Watch What Happens Live with Arden Marine and Eddie from Down Under now.
00:14Yeah!
00:23Hey everybody, welcome to Watch What Happens Live.
00:27I'm your host, Andy Cohen.
00:28And Bravo Clubhouse on a Monday night.
00:30Our audience is lit tonight.
00:33You can see my first guest on Free Burt, now streaming on Netflix.
00:37And tonight she's here to free all her Bravo opinions.
00:40Please welcome Arden Marine.
00:45May I also mention that Free Burt got picked up for season two today.
00:51And from Katina's deck crew, give it up for Eddie Hounsel from Below.
00:56Below Deck Down Under.
00:58Okay, I want to get quite in, I want to get right into, uh, Below Deck Down Under.
01:03So if you send someone a text that says, I want to get alien with you, what, what, am I
01:10so out of it that I don't know what that...
01:12Yeah, you're not out of this world enough there.
01:14Yes, okay.
01:14Alien.
01:15So that's what you mean?
01:16You want to get out of this world, or...?
01:18I'll be honest, but I think we've all been there when we've chucked out that 3am, like, Hail Mary text,
01:22and let's be honest, and we then read it through and we're like, none of that makes sense.
01:25Wow, I don't think I've ever sexted like that, but I like it.
01:29Yeah, me too.
01:30That's some kinky stuff with that sexting, but we've all got our fetishes.
01:33Um, what was your reaction, uh, to your fight with Jenna in the van when you saw it?
01:38Oh, yikes.
01:39Oh, I mean, it wasn't meant to be a fight.
01:41It was very much, uh, me trying to dig myself out, and it was just, uh, it was like quicksand.
01:45The more I gave it, the more I just sank down, so...
01:49Um, okay, so on to Alicia.
01:52Mm-hmm.
01:52Um, do you think, looking back on it, that she was really in love with her boyfriend, and how do
01:58you...
01:59How did you feel about her saying that she was embarrassed, uh, by what happened between the two of you?
02:05I mean, I think it was so early on between her and her boyfriend at the time.
02:10I can't say too much on, like, the context, because I have no idea what level they were at with
02:15each other,
02:15but I think it is good how she took some accountability, and it's not shown as much,
02:19but she definitely took a lot of accountability as it went on, and you see in that last one when
02:23she called him.
02:24Probably didn't phrase it the best way to him,
02:26but I could see that her mind was somewhat trying to be in the right space for that.
02:30You thought what?
02:31I mean, look, she's a cutie pie.
02:33Last year with the smoochie-woochie, I feel like when she got...
02:36Everybody liked her.
02:37I was rooting for you.
02:39I...
02:39It didn't seem like she was that into her...
02:41I mean, we like Eddie.
02:42We like our king, Eddie.
02:43So, the Speedo?
02:45The Speedo collection?
02:46I don't know.
02:47I was kind of rooting for our king with the Speedos.
02:49Oh, hero, thank you.
02:50Yeah.
02:52By the way, were you upset when you found out that Mike went off gossiping to Jenna about your text
02:58with Alicia?
03:00I didn't show you, but he...
03:01After that, I was like, how the hell did Jenna find out?
03:03I was going to tell her, and he was like, I'm not too sure.
03:06And I was like, it was you?
03:07Yeah, he stirred the pot.
03:09I mean, it's just my classic, like, the most...
03:12He's probably one of the biggest pot stirrers I've met, but I've surrounded myself in life around that.
03:18So, I was just kind of like, oh, well, this is nothing new.
03:20And at the end of the day, it was my fault anyway, so the accountability had to be on me.
03:24It was nice to see Chef Ben overcome the broken oven.
03:28Yes.
03:28Right?
03:29I mean, shocking.
03:30Because he gets triggered easily.
03:32Yes.
03:32And he got the bubble bath reward.
03:34Yes.
03:35But I have a feeling that this Ellie cleaning the kitchen until three in the morning is not going to
03:40wind up being forgotten.
03:43I have to say, I want to give Ellie most improved.
03:45I feel like Ellie, to me, this season, this is her redemption tour.
03:49Right.
03:49Chef Ben, he hurt people hurt people.
03:52He's been a bit of a hothead.
03:54But my day, I mean, he's been hurt, but she's coming back strong, and I feel like, like, next to
03:59Chef Ben, like, she's looking iconic.
04:02I'm here for Ellie.
04:03Um, did it bother you, uh, that Jenna seemed more interested in Chef Ben than she did with you?
04:10I'll be honest, my biggest naivety is my naivety.
04:13I was so, like, woof over the head.
04:15I had no idea that was even happening the whole time.
04:17I'm too busy dancing and, like, shaking my ass out on the night outside.
04:21Yeah.
04:21I genuinely have a Scooby-Doo that that's going on.
04:24Yeah, no, you want to get an alien with all of them.
04:26Oh, apparently.
04:28Over at the bar from The States Project, the nation's only organization focused on winning state legislative power.
04:36It's Melissa Walker.
04:38Hey, Melissa.
04:38Yay!
04:39I'm so glad you're here.
04:41I, you know, when everyone, I do give to a lot of political campaigns, but The States Project is my
04:47go-to charity because you can actually manifest change at the state level, which is where everything happens, right?
04:55Yeah, that's absolutely true.
04:57Everyone focuses on the federal government is where the spotlight lives, but we work where the power is, not where
05:02the glamour is.
05:03I love it.
05:03The States Project, pick it up.
05:05It's a really great organization.
05:07Arden is caught up on Below Deck, Down Under, and Summer House, so tonight's special is Surf and Turf.
05:14She's going to go through the drama.
05:16Here we go.
05:16Okay.
05:17Below Deck, Down Under, what do you make of the Eddie, Jenna, Alicia love triangle?
05:21I feel like he likes Alicia.
05:22I feel like she's the forbidden fruit.
05:24But it is, I don't think you should get into a love triangle on a boat.
05:27Too small.
05:28What's your read on Chef Ben?
05:31Charming or total jerk?
05:32I have to say, Chef Ben, I'm sorry, total jerk.
05:35And he calls everybody honey, but not in a fun way, you know what I mean?
05:39So I'm going to say, sorry, Ben, not there for it.
05:43You smell good.
05:44You're welcome.
05:45You're welcome.
05:46It's what is it?
05:47It's LaVoie Imperial.
05:48Oh, my God, of course it is.
05:50Tom, how are you enjoying the return of Ellie, and do you prefer seeing her as a stew or
05:56in the new role as chef's assistant?
05:57Look, I miss seeing Ellie take 20 hours to get ready for the runway strut in her S&M outfit
06:02that she did on the last one.
06:04Still to come.
06:04Still to come.
06:05But I like her as a chef's assistant.
06:07I feel like she's organized, she's on point, most improved.
06:10All right, how do you think Daisy and Joao are handling their respective teams?
06:14Hot.
06:15I feel like Daisy and Joao, wow, I feel like they are a power couple.
06:19We don't usually see a bosun and a chief stew get along.
06:21I'm shipping them.
06:22I want them to hook up.
06:23You call him Joao, wow?
06:25Yeah.
06:25I love them.
06:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:28Joao, wow.
06:29Joao, wow.
06:30Joao, wow.
06:31Okay, Summerhouse, what did you make of the whole Jessie Sierra dibs mess?
06:36I mean, look, anybody that even, Sierra's a goddess.
06:40She's the coolest woman alive.
06:42I think that he messed up and should have been like, I love Sierra.
06:44But he should shoot a shot.
06:47She's the best thing in the world.
06:48Do you think Sierra should give West another shot?
06:52I hate myself for saying this, but I kind of do.
06:57He's going to break her heart and might say more about me and men.
07:00She should run for the hills, but I'm like, but maybe this time he's different.
07:05He should run.
07:06I think that she should not be with him, but I want them to be together.
07:08On a scale of one to ten, how shocked were you to hear that Kyle and Amanda split up?
07:14I'm going to give, I was, Kylie and Kyle and Amanda.
07:17On a scale of one to ten, I was three and a half shocked that they split up.
07:21I was surprised that they actually, that she actually did it, but I like seeing her thriving
07:25late night smoking pot, killing it right now.
07:28Yeah.
07:30Her bikinis look hot.
07:31I'm here for it.
07:32She's having a good time.
07:34What do you make of Ben's reaction to Bailey's ill-timed joke?
07:37Look, I felt for Bailey.
07:39I relate to Bailey, but it was bad.
07:41He's an Australian golden god.
07:43I feel like, look, he has the upper hand.
07:45He took it a little too far.
07:47She started crying in the bathroom.
07:48I felt bad for her.
07:48Given Jesse moving way too fast last season with Lexi, are you, do you think KJ should
07:55be putting the brakes on with Dara a little bit?
07:57Okay, KJ, I'm rooting for you, baby boy.
08:00You have no game.
08:01You have no game.
08:03So Jesse has a little more game.
08:04Your itinerary's a lot.
08:06The date itinerary when he was laying it out, it's like, we're going to this, then we're
08:10going to picnic.
08:10It's like, be cool.
08:11He's got abs of steel, but a marshmallow heart, I'm worried about.
08:14He's got to get his heart broken.
08:15I'm worried about him.
08:16I'm worried about KJ.
08:17What has been your reaction to seeing Lindsay and Carl interact?
08:22I could watch them interact awkwardly for 40 years.
08:25It's so awkward.
08:25I love it.
08:26I love it.
08:26Both of them are peaking right now.
08:28She's the hottest MILF on TV.
08:30Carl in a soft bar doing his TikTok dance.
08:33I'm here for it.
08:33He's actually opening here for that.
08:36So I love watching them awkwardly interact.
08:38They're both peaking right now.
08:39They're peaking.
08:40Okay, thank you, Arden.
08:42I love you.
08:44Tonight in the world's most awkward van ride, Jenna accused Eddie of using her as a pawn
08:51in his game to pursue Alicia, but I'm hoping she won't mind playing a vital role in my game
08:57to get in Eddie's business.
08:59Let's play How Do You Stew?
09:01Eddie, Jenna, and Alicia have popped up on either side of you.
09:04Answer my questions by picking a stew.
09:08Who works harder?
09:09Jenna.
09:10Yeah.
09:11Woohoo!
09:11Who does Daisy like better?
09:14Jenna.
09:15Woohoo!
09:16Who charms the guests better?
09:18Alicia.
09:19Yeah!
09:20Who's more fun during the crew nights out?
09:23Alicia.
09:24Yeah!
09:25Who's a bigger flirt?
09:27Alicia.
09:28Yeah!
09:29Who does Captain Jason like better?
09:31Alicia.
09:32Ooh!
09:33Who do you think is going to stick with their yachting career for longer?
09:37I mean...
09:37Jenna.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Woohoo!
09:40Who's the biggest pot stirrer?
09:43Oh.
09:45Ty.
09:46Oh.
09:47Woohoo!
09:47Oh.
09:48Who did the guests gravitate more?
09:50Ooh.
09:52Alicia.
09:53Yeah!
09:53Who do you feel the rest of the crew was closer with?
09:58Oh, that's a tough one.
10:02Um...
10:02Jaina.
10:03All right.
10:04Thank you, Eddie.
10:05That was good!
10:05Uh, coming up, we have more with Arden and Eddie.
10:09Here's who's stopping by later this week.
10:11Don't go anywhere.
10:14Boy?
10:24I just thought that we could start fresh, like these cookies I made.
10:29Oh, that's so thoughtful.
10:31It's so cute that you took the time to bake them yourself.
10:34Well, I bake with love, and I just, I wanted to put that energy into this gift.
10:40In a plastic container, sure.
10:42Yeah.
10:44All right, sorry about that.
10:45I just, I just transferred them right out of the oven.
10:47Yeah, and who needs a cute box and a ribbon when you have old, dirty Tupperware lying around?
10:52Wow.
10:53That was Arden, Maureen, and Free Bird.
10:57All episodes are shooting now on Netflix, and Netflix announced today they're picking it up for season two.
11:02Good day, yeah.
11:03Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
11:05I'm Andy Cohen in the Bravo Clubhouse with Eddie from Below Deck Down Under.
11:10Over at the bar, it's Melissa Walker from The States Project.
11:16What state are you going to flip next?
11:18Oh, my gosh.
11:19We're in a lot of states this year.
11:21Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Arizona, North Carolina, Minnesota, and beyond.
11:25I love The States Project.
11:27Yes!
11:27Breaking game reminder, if you're 21 or over anytime you hear this word, in honor of Chef Ben's busted oven,
11:33drink it till you can't even function.
11:35What is Free Bird about?
11:36Free Bird is about Bert Kreischer and his wife, Leanne, who I'm playing.
11:41And he's sort of like a party boy trying to fit into a regular school world.
11:48So it reminds me of Caddyshack.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:51Yeah, like infiltrating rich people, but we're sort of like the family that's not like everyone else.
11:56Clearly.
11:56Let's take some questions from our fans.
11:59We have Nicole from Texas standing by our studio audience.
12:03We have a question for Arden.
12:05Okay.
12:06Arden, since you have a Bachelor podcast, what do you think of Ashley I being a Rhode Island housewife?
12:12Oh, my God.
12:13I cannot wait.
12:14I'm so excited.
12:15What do I, who didn't watch The Bachelor, need to know about Ashley I?
12:19Because I only know her as a housewife, and she's so brilliant.
12:22She's iconic.
12:23Here's the lure of Ashley I.
12:26Ashley I loved Jared because she thought he looked like Aladdin, and she loved Disney.
12:29He does look like Aladdin.
12:30So that's why she wanted him.
12:32And she basically stalked him and wrote him a handwritten, like, seven-page single-spaced, like, letter.
12:37And, like, got her man.
12:39And now she looks at Rhode Island.
12:40Wow.
12:40Like, she is sometimes, don't stalk at home, kids, but it did work for Ashley I.
12:45She's also, she cries multiple times an episode.
12:48She's a fun cry.
12:50And she's a very, very dramatic crier.
12:53Yes.
12:53She could, like, really get at it.
12:55Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:55All the best people do.
12:57Yeah, yeah.
12:57It's not a subtle cry.
12:58It's not, because sometimes people cry like this, and they go, like, this.
13:01Yeah, no, no.
13:01She goes up full throttle.
13:03Full gallop.
13:04I have an ugly crier, and I feel like, I'm like, girl, I see you.
13:07I love it.
13:08I love it.
13:08Virtual fan Lindsay from Texas is on the line with a question for Eddie.
13:13Hi.
13:14Yes, Lindsay from Austin.
13:16I want to point out that I'm from Austin.
13:18Not all of Texas, and we'll flip Texas.
13:20Yes.
13:21Hey, girl.
13:23Hey, girl.
13:24I was in Austin yesterday.
13:27I know.
13:28I saw you were on Congress.
13:29I live downtown.
13:30I was like, damn it.
13:31Awesome.
13:32Yes.
13:33Just also finished Free Bird.
13:34Loved it.
13:35My question is for Eddie.
13:38Hiya.
13:38Eddie, even though you liked spending time with Jenna, can you honestly admit that if Elisa
13:45were single, you would have gone for her first instead?
13:49Good question.
13:50No, well, obviously, if Elisa was single, I immediately was already going for her.
13:54So that would have just gone straight from that night where she pied me off and said, no, f***
13:59off.
14:01And by the way, why was Jenna so upset you would drop her when Jenna said in her confessional
14:06that she wasn't that into you?
14:08Oh, I think that's fair enough.
14:09That's like pretty harsh words coming from me to sit there and say that.
14:12Obviously, it wasn't directly to her.
14:13It was a conversation with Elisa, who I liked for about a week by that point.
14:18And then the fact that we had been trying and trying and trying.
14:20I say we, I had been trying.
14:23That's a year in dog, yeah.
14:24Oh, yeah.
14:25And Yossington's a week is like six months.
14:28Put a ring on it.
14:29No, so yeah, that's not, it wasn't, no, it was hard words to see for Jenna, so I definitely
14:33can like sympathize for her on that.
14:36Well, Eddie drunkenly texted Elisa that he'd drop Chatter in a second to, quote, be an alien
14:41with her.
14:42And now nine faraway beings are beaming into the clubhouse on a mission to explore our favorite
14:48oceanic universe.
14:49It is time for Bravo Wood Squares Below Deck Edition.
14:53You will each take turns picking a Bravo Leopardy and listening to a Below Deck themed statement.
14:58You will then guess whether their statement is true or false.
15:00If you guess right, you take the square.
15:02Tic-tac-toe rules apply.
15:04Three in a row.
15:05I'd like to win.
15:06Okay, I said tic-tac-toe is what we're playing.
15:10Arden, you are first up.
15:12Hi, stars.
15:13Okay.
15:13Hi.
15:14Okay, pick a star.
15:15Okay, I have to go Ben Robinson.
15:17Okay, Ben.
15:19I briefly returned as the yacht chef during the third season of Below Deck after Chef
15:25Leon was fired.
15:27True or false?
15:28True.
15:28That is true.
15:29You get the square.
15:30Okay, Eddie.
15:34We're going to go with Fraser.
15:35Fraser.
15:37Oh, Fraser.
15:38The only season of Below Deck Adventure was filmed in Iceland.
15:41True or false?
15:43False.
15:44That is false.
15:44It was Norway.
15:45You get the square.
15:47All right, Arden.
15:48Okay, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, um, I'm going to do a block.
15:52I'm going to go Austin.
15:54Okay, Austin Kroll.
15:56While Below Deck Med's Toomey was stuck in immigration, Kyle stepped up in her place as
16:01chief stew for a charter.
16:04Oh.
16:04Did he?
16:06Uh, false.
16:07That is false.
16:08It was the-
16:09Oh, yeah.
16:11Arden gets the square.
16:12Eddie.
16:13Oh, I have to get my boy Joe.
16:15Okay, they know how to play the game, folks.
16:17This is fun.
16:19All right.
16:20On Below Deck Med, Stuart S. Kathy stopped charter guests from peeing off the side of the
16:25boat.
16:26Hot.
16:26Is it true or false?
16:28True.
16:29That is true.
16:30You get the square.
16:31All right, Arden.
16:33I would have let it happen, thank you.
16:34Oh, my God.
16:35Okay, I'm going to go for Katie.
16:37Katie.
16:38Katie Janela.
16:38Katie Janela.
16:39I want these things, yeah.
16:40On season 12 of Below Deck, Stuart S. Selene made out with a majority of the crew.
16:45That is true.
16:46That is true.
16:47You get the square.
16:48Get out of the square.
16:49All right, Eddie.
16:51All right, we're going to go Brittany.
16:52Yes, you are.
16:55On the Salt Lake City yacht trip, Angie K. cut her foot.
17:00True or false?
17:01That is false.
17:02You cut a finger.
17:03Yes.
17:04Yes.
17:04You get the square.
17:05I like cut.
17:06She slammed the finger in a goal.
17:07You are here.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:08I can't win.
17:09Wait.
17:10No, I can't, but I'm going to go anyway.
17:12I'm going to go for my boy West.
17:14Okay.
17:16On Below Deck Down Under, Alicia was turned off by Nate's use of the word snuggles.
17:20I mean, she didn't love smoochie-woochie, so I'm going to guess she didn't love snuggles
17:26either.
17:26True.
17:27No, it's false.
17:28Oh!
17:29Come on, Alicia, you got this in the bag.
17:31All right.
17:31You can win the game.
17:32No, no, I hate myself.
17:34Carolyn Brooks.
17:35All right, let's see.
17:36Caroline Brooks.
17:37Whenever Chief Stew Asia has a shockingly big booger, she likes to take a photo of it
17:43and send it to her boyfriend.
17:44I'm going to say that's false.
17:45It's poo.
17:46She likes to send it.
17:47You win the game.
17:48Very good.
17:50Congratulations.
17:51After the break, we have more with you, too.
17:54I think we should give her a prize for knowing how to play the game.
17:57And we have watched it up in five.
17:59We will be right back.
18:01Wow.
18:01How exciting.
18:07Watch what happens live.
18:10Watch what happens live.
18:12All right, welcome back to Watch What Happens Live.
18:15I'm Andy here with Arden, Eddie, and Melissa at the bar.
18:18Yay!
18:22Alana B. wants to know, Arden, if you could charter a below-deck yacht, which captain, Chief Stew
18:26and Bosun, would you want it to help?
18:28Oh, my gosh.
18:28Which captain?
18:29I'm going to go, I might go, I mean, Jason's haughty and no rain shall fall, but I might
18:34have to go Captain Sandy.
18:36Chief Stew.
18:37Chief Stew.
18:38I love me some Daisy.
18:40And what bosun?
18:42Although, no, you know what?
18:43I like Aisha.
18:45What bosun?
18:45Aisha.
18:46I do love Aisha.
18:48Okay, what bosun?
18:49Jawa-wow?
18:49I got to go Jawa-wow.
18:50Yeah, well done.
18:51Jawa-wow.
18:52That's my boy Jawa-wow.
18:52Aisha Jawa-wow would be fun to see.
18:55Absolutely.
18:55It is time for Watch What Happens 5.
18:59We've had many different yacht chefs throughout below-deck history.
19:03Oh, boy.
19:03But they all cook with the same secret ingredient, mild to moderate insanity.
19:08So let's celebrate their most unhinged moments.
19:11We are counting down the top five biggest chef meltdowns on below-deck.
19:15And in our number five freakout, Chef Leon learned that facing off with Kate Chastain
19:20was the tallest order he would take all season.
19:24Watch.
19:24I'm trying to make out that something was on the preface sheet when it wasn't, because
19:27it wasn't.
19:27Do you want to cook?
19:28Would you like to cook?
19:28Are you any good at cooking?
19:29I told you.
19:30Don't come out with that bullshit to me, yeah?
19:31How good do you think you are?
19:33You're not that good, girlfriend.
19:34Trust me.
19:35You're far from it.
19:36That's such a British reaction.
19:37Okay, and who could forget number four when Chef Rachel invited everyone to dine on a
19:43most unusual menu item?
19:45The Viva La France-themed party with an elaborate 10-course dinner.
19:49Eat my cater.
19:50That's right.
19:51That's right.
19:51That's right.
19:52I loved that.
19:53Packed it on one chef.
19:54Suck my d***.
19:56Yes.
19:57Number three is a mega meltdown montage of Chef Ryan from season one of Down Under.
20:04Oy, this was bad.
20:05I'm Ryan.
20:06I don't give a f*** rules around me.
20:07What's the b***y one want?
20:08She's going to be a ratchet b***h all weekend, I guarantee it.
20:11I'll cut your b***h downstairs.
20:13I won't cut your b***h.
20:15If you want to bring it up three decibels, I'll bring it up four, okay?
20:17Bye, brother.
20:20And Jason's mellow.
20:21I know.
20:22He's mellow.
20:23That's right.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Number two was the time a sliced cuke had Chef Tom ready to drop a nuke.
20:31Chef Tom.
20:33I have the ability to slice a bit of cuke, but f*** off.
20:36Just give me the f***ing avatar, mate.
20:37What's the f***ing problem?
20:39Calm down with the waterworks.
20:41That's right, Malia.
20:42And at number one, Chef Ben always smashes it in the galley.
20:45And one time he almost smashed everything in the galley.
20:48Literally, this is number one.
20:51You f***ing piece of f***.
20:53Ben, you are off the handle right now.
21:02Yes, Chefs, I want to thank Arden, Eddie, and Melissa for being here.
21:07Oh, my God.
21:08And Jenna, and we said it 14 times.
21:10You've been playing our drinking game, no driving.
21:13Donate to the States Project.
21:14They do great work.
21:15Tomorrow night, KJ is here with Mark Consuelos after Summer House.
21:20Thanks, Eddie.
21:21Thanks, Arden.
21:23Stay here.
21:23Thanks, Eddie.
21:23Thanks, Eddie.
21:24Thanks, Eddie.
21:24Thanks, Eddie.
21:24Thanks, Eddie.
21:25Thanks, Eddie.
21:25Thanks, Eddie.
21:26Thanks, Eddie.
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