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Doctor Who (2005) Christmas Special (2013) The Time of The Doctor
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00:00:01Once there was a planet much like any other and unimportant.
00:00:08This planet sent the universe a message.
00:00:11A bell tolling among the stars, ringing out to all the dark corners of creation,
00:00:18and everybody came to see.
00:00:23Although no one understood the message,
00:00:25everyone who cried out found themselves afraid.
00:00:29Except one man.
00:00:32The man who stayed for Christmas.
00:00:36I bring proof of courage and comradeship.
00:00:41What is this ship and why are you here?
00:00:45Identify yourselves by species of planet of origin.
00:00:57Exterminate!
00:01:00Exterminate!
00:01:02Exterminate!
00:01:03Exterminate!
00:01:04Exterminate!
00:01:06Exterminate!
00:01:08Exterminate!
00:01:08Exterminate!
00:01:09Every ship I go on, they just shoot at me.
00:01:10Handles, I said put me on a ship.
00:01:12I didn't say put me on a Dalek ship.
00:01:14Don't put me on a Dalek ship when I'm holding a broken bit of Dalek!
00:01:18Ow!
00:01:19You did not indicate a preference.
00:01:21Use your head. It's not like you've got a lot of alternatives. They're all here.
00:01:24Daleks, Sontarans, Terileptils, Slovene.
00:01:27And they're not even fighting. They're just parked. Why?
00:01:30The message was received throughout the universe.
00:01:32Yes, yes, the message, the message. Even I can't translate it.
00:01:37I mean, why is everyone here if they don't understand it?
00:01:40You're here.
00:01:41Yeah, well, you know, I'm OCD. What's their excuse?
00:01:43What does this message mean?
00:01:47No, and remind me, I've got to patch the telephone back through the console unit.
00:01:51This is getting ridiculous.
00:01:52Attention. Information available.
00:01:54Okay.
00:01:55You must patch the telephone device back through the console unit.
00:01:58No, no, no, no, no, no. Not now. Remind me later.
00:02:01When?
00:02:02I don't know. Just later. Just pick a time.
00:02:04When?
00:02:04I don't know. Just any old time. Just when you think I've forgotten.
00:02:07When?
00:02:07Just pick a random number. Express that number as a quantity of minutes.
00:02:10And when that time has elapsed, remind me to patch the telephone back through the console unit.
00:02:15Affirmative.
00:02:15How those cyber evenings must fly.
00:02:21Hello, the Todd.
00:02:23Emergency. You're my boyfriend.
00:02:25Ding dong. Okay, brilliant. I may be a bit rusty in some areas, but I will glance at Emmanuel.
00:02:31No, no. You're not actually my boyfriend.
00:02:33Oh, that was quick. It's a rollercoaster, this phone call.
00:02:36But I need a boyfriend really quickly.
00:02:38Well, I hope you're nicer to the neck part.
00:02:40No, shut up.
00:02:41Christmas dinner.
00:02:42Me, cooking.
00:02:43So?
00:02:44So, I may have accidentally invented a boyfriend.
00:02:49Yeah, I did that once and there's no easy way to get rid of an android.
00:02:52No, not an android. A pretend one. An imaginary one.
00:02:55And I said he'd be coming to Christmas dinner.
00:02:58Yeah. Handles, that's a new ship. Okay, we'll take the TARDIS this time.
00:03:02I just need you to come for Christmas dinner. Just do that for me. Just come to Christmas dinner and
00:03:05be my Christmas date.
00:03:08Sorry. Missed that last bit. Gotta dash.
00:03:17Okay, don't be alarmed. I come in...
00:03:23Alert, alert.
00:03:24Me, no.
00:03:24Intruder detected. The intruder will be upgraded.
00:03:36I need you. I'm cooking Christmas dinner.
00:03:39Then shut up my cyber bin.
00:03:41Well, can't we do both?
00:03:43Oh, yeah, why not?
00:03:45Bye, bye, bye.
00:04:06He完了.
00:04:08Let's go.
00:04:08He vino out.
00:04:13Deux, there's no out there with no charge
00:04:18Happy Christmas!
00:04:21How's the turkey doing?
00:04:22Great, yeah. Yeah, it's doing great.
00:04:24Well, dead and decapitated, but that's Christmas when you're a turkey.
00:04:30Actually, maybe I will have a little more.
00:04:33There you go, Gran.
00:04:34Did you put it in early enough?
00:04:36Dad'll put it in when you phone me.
00:04:37I emailed you some instructions.
00:04:38Ooh, you certainly did.
00:04:54Doctor, I so need you...
00:04:57Clara!
00:04:58No, stop. Stop. Don't move. Don't do anything.
00:05:02Why? What is it? What's wrong?
00:05:04You're naked.
00:05:06Yes. I am naked. I wondered if you'd notice.
00:05:10Doctor, why are you naked?
00:05:11Because I'm going to church.
00:05:20Oh, that was quick.
00:05:21Hologram closed. Projected directly onto your visual cortex.
00:05:24So you're still naked underneath?
00:05:25Everybody's naked underneath.
00:05:27I don't have to say things like that. It's Christmas.
00:05:29Come meet my family.
00:05:30Hello. So, uh, here he is.
00:05:33Hello, the Oswalds!
00:05:35Hello! Merry Christmas!
00:05:38Hello! Hello!
00:05:40Hello, handsome.
00:05:44Anyone for Twister?
00:05:46So, this is the doctor, my boyfriend.
00:05:50Isn't anybody going to say hello?
00:05:54Hello.
00:05:58Excuse me a moment.
00:06:00Listen, I've got an idea to break the ice.
00:06:01Why don't I project my clothes hologram onto their visual cortexes, too?
00:06:05So, to be clear, no-one except me can see your clothes?
00:06:07Yes, and I'm starting to think it may be causing tension.
00:06:10Are we playing Twister now?
00:06:12Get in the kitchen!
00:06:13Eh? Sorry.
00:06:17Sorry.
00:06:18He's Swedish.
00:06:23Doctor, please.
00:06:25Oh, that's never going to work, is it?
00:06:27It's wrong.
00:06:28Don't think it's done yet.
00:06:29I think a decent vet would give it an even chance.
00:06:31Okay, well, use an app.
00:06:32An app?
00:06:33On your screwdriver, app it!
00:06:34Most certainly.
00:06:35No, it doesn't do turkey.
00:06:36Nothing does turkey.
00:06:37You'd need a time machine.
00:06:43What?
00:06:45You can't keep using the TARDIS like this.
00:06:48I'm what?
00:06:48Miss birthdays, restaurant bookings, and please, just learn how to use iPlayer.
00:06:55Ooh.
00:06:56Vortex cooking.
00:06:57Yep.
00:06:57Exposure to the time winds.
00:06:59It'll either come up a treat, or just possibly lay some eggs.
00:07:03Information available.
00:07:05What's that?
00:07:05Just a bit of a Cyberman.
00:07:06He'll get us to the church on time.
00:07:08I have developed a fault.
00:07:09The organics are all gone, but the siliful set of databanks found it at the mouth of our mom.
00:07:14Fuck it.
00:07:16Planet identified from analysis of message.
00:07:19Right.
00:07:20Cool.
00:07:21Go on, then.
00:07:21Okay, tell us.
00:07:22What is the planet?
00:07:23Go on.
00:07:24Processing.
00:07:25Official designation.
00:07:28Processing.
00:07:28Okay.
00:07:29In your own time, dear.
00:07:30Don't rush.
00:07:32So, why haven't you just come down there?
00:07:34Had a look?
00:07:34It's chill that even the TARDIS can't break through it.
00:07:37Gallifrey.
00:07:43What did you say?
00:07:50Gallifrey.
00:07:52What are you talking about, Gallifrey?
00:07:53What do you mean?
00:07:55Confirmed.
00:07:56Planet designation.
00:07:58Gallifrey.
00:08:00See that?
00:08:02Gallifrey is my home.
00:08:04I know it when I see it.
00:08:06That is not Gallifrey.
00:08:10Doctor, you okay?
00:08:11Not Gallifrey.
00:08:12Gallifrey's gone.
00:08:15Unless.
00:08:16Unless you saved it.
00:08:18You thought you might have.
00:08:21Even if it survived, it's gone from this universe.
00:08:24That is not my home.
00:08:28It can't be.
00:08:34What's that?
00:08:41Papal mainframe.
00:08:42It's like a great big flying church.
00:08:45The first ship to arrive.
00:08:47They're the ones who shielded the planet.
00:08:49They can get us down there.
00:08:53Friendly, yours?
00:08:55Master Lem.
00:08:56Mother Superius!
00:09:01Oh, she's inviting us aboard.
00:09:03Why?
00:09:04Because I asked her.
00:09:05It's one of this.
00:09:06What is that?
00:09:07Your hologram projector.
00:09:08You can't go to church with your clothes on.
00:09:19I don't feel like I'm wearing anything.
00:09:21I know.
00:09:22Relaxing, isn't it?
00:09:23What is this place?
00:09:25Church of the Papal Mainframe.
00:09:26Security hub of the known universe.
00:09:28Security church?
00:09:30Yep.
00:09:30Keeping you safe in this world and the next.
00:09:34I venerate the exaltation of Mother Superius.
00:09:39Welcome to the Church of the Papal Mainframe.
00:09:42Your nudity is appreciated.
00:09:45Hey, babes.
00:09:46Loving the frock.
00:09:47Is that a new body?
00:09:49Give us a twirl.
00:09:50Tash, this old thing, please.
00:09:51I've been rocking it for centuries.
00:09:53Nice, though.
00:09:54Tight.
00:09:55So, uh, hello.
00:09:57Also here.
00:09:57Clara.
00:09:58This is Tash Lem, the head of the church of the Papal Mainframe.
00:10:01Tash.
00:10:03Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:10:04This is my...
00:10:09My associate.
00:10:11Clara Oswald.
00:10:12Miss Clara Oswald.
00:10:15We'll go to my chapel.
00:10:17All honors in place.
00:10:19No sacrifices required.
00:10:23It was Tasha who shielded the planet.
00:10:25But you could sneak me down there, couldn't you, Tash?
00:10:28I would have conditions.
00:10:31I have confidential matters to discuss with the doctor.
00:10:35Would you excuse us?
00:10:37Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of Clara.
00:10:41Well, quite a lot of it.
00:10:43Probably about half.
00:10:45Maybe a smidge.
00:10:49And, uh...
00:10:49Actually, Clara, would you mind waiting out here, please?
00:10:51No worries.
00:10:52You two get yourselves a room.
00:10:54Yes, quite.
00:10:54No.
00:10:55Stop it.
00:10:56Boss of the Psycho's baseman's.
00:10:58So are you.
00:11:02Well?
00:11:16Doctor.
00:11:18That altar looks like a bed.
00:11:20That bed looks like an altar.
00:11:32Excuse me.
00:11:35That message is transmitting through all of space and time.
00:11:42What does it make you feel?
00:11:44Feel?
00:11:45Every sentient being in the universe who detected that signal felt something.
00:11:49Something overpowering.
00:11:52What?
00:11:53Fear.
00:11:56Pure, unadulterated dread.
00:12:09I saw you and then I forgot you.
00:12:11How does that work?
00:12:20Right, what's the signal?
00:12:22Where's it coming from?
00:12:23It's a settlement.
00:12:25Human colony level to...
00:12:26A farm, basically.
00:12:28Right.
00:12:28Anyone been in for a look?
00:12:29Anyone ship lands, the rest will follow.
00:12:32There will be bloodshed.
00:12:35Fortunately, we got here first.
00:12:37Shield of the planet.
00:12:39We maintain the truce by blocking all of them.
00:12:42Daleks.
00:12:43Cybermen, one of that lot could break through your defenses?
00:12:46Perhaps.
00:12:47But they're afraid, remember?
00:12:49Nobody wants to go first.
00:12:50I do.
00:12:52I was counting on it.
00:13:00What are you?
00:13:02Why do I keep forgetting you?
00:13:12You okay?
00:13:14Fine.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16Fine.
00:13:17Sorry.
00:13:19Right.
00:13:20This is my personal teleport.
00:13:22I can put you down just outside the town, find the source of the message and report back
00:13:27to me in one hour.
00:13:28And on your life, Doctor, you will cause no trouble down there.
00:13:32When do I?
00:13:33Don't ask that.
00:13:38What?
00:13:39I'm not an idiot.
00:13:40Everyone in this church is trained to see straight through holograms.
00:13:43Ah, great.
00:13:44Give now.
00:13:45You're taking no technology of any kind down there.
00:13:49What can I do with a key?
00:13:50You, in, now.
00:13:54You could summon your TARDIS.
00:13:55The TARDIS doesn't work by remote.
00:13:58Fine.
00:13:59If it makes you feel any better, there we are.
00:14:05Remember, I want you back in one hour.
00:14:13Oh, cold.
00:14:15Very cold.
00:14:15Okay, don't worry.
00:14:16There's a heat loss filter in your hologram shell.
00:14:18It'll kick in.
00:14:19Just give it a moment.
00:14:20So, sweet little town, covered in snow, half the universe in terror.
00:14:24Why?
00:14:26Why?
00:14:27Oh, my God.
00:14:28What?
00:14:30Something under the snow.
00:14:31It's...
00:14:32What is it?
00:14:34Cold.
00:14:35Okay, just stand back, please, Clara.
00:14:37It's stone.
00:14:38It's just stone.
00:14:39It's only a statue.
00:14:42Clara, step away from it.
00:14:45All right, keep looking at it.
00:14:46Don't look away.
00:14:47Don't even blink.
00:14:50What is it?
00:14:50There is a weeping angel under the snow.
00:14:53Looks like a statue isn't a statue.
00:14:55Can you get your foot out?
00:14:55I can't even get it out of my shoe.
00:14:57You're not wearing a shoe.
00:14:57Good point.
00:14:58Okay, just pull hard.
00:15:00I'm trying.
00:15:02One, two, three.
00:15:16They're climbing out of the snow.
00:15:18Oh, God.
00:15:18Keep looking at them.
00:15:19At all of them.
00:15:20Why?
00:15:21Quantum not life form.
00:15:22It can only move if it's unobserved.
00:15:24What are they doing here?
00:15:25Same as everybody else, they must have got past Tasha's shield.
00:15:30Keep looking.
00:15:31I can't.
00:15:32I can't see.
00:15:33There's snows in my eyes.
00:15:34No.
00:15:35I just need to bring the tire to stuff.
00:15:36You can't fly it remotely.
00:15:37No, but it can hold it on the key.
00:15:39You should take your key.
00:15:40I took one of them.
00:15:45Engines activating.
00:15:50The old key in the quiff routine.
00:15:52Classic.
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54Homing in on the mysterious message.
00:15:56Oh, yes, I like that.
00:15:57The mysterious message.
00:15:59He shaved your head.
00:16:00Yep.
00:16:00Clever plan to get us past the shield.
00:16:02You got bored one night, didn't you?
00:16:04Yeah, tiny bit bored.
00:16:06Is that what happened to your eyebrows?
00:16:07No, they're just delicate.
00:16:10Right.
00:16:11Setting us down near the signal source.
00:16:14I'm going to turn the engines on silent.
00:16:16Don't want to make a fuss.
00:16:17Put your back on.
00:16:18Why?
00:16:19Your ears are like rocket fins.
00:16:21Oh, no.
00:16:26Oh.
00:16:27Good to be wearing clothes again.
00:16:29That is so much better, don't you think?
00:16:31Now, what do we make of this place?
00:16:33It's two o'clock in the afternoon.
00:16:35Must be very short days here.
00:16:36The message is coming from that tower.
00:16:41Hello.
00:16:42Hello there.
00:16:43Right.
00:16:44We're a couple from the next town.
00:16:45My name's probably Hank or Rock.
00:16:47Something like that.
00:16:48Or Daisy.
00:16:48Shut up.
00:16:49Hello.
00:16:50Good to meet you.
00:16:51Nice snow.
00:16:52Most pleasant to meet you, too.
00:16:54Most pleasant.
00:16:55Most pleasant.
00:16:55I'm the Doctor.
00:16:56I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey.
00:16:58I stole a time machine and ran away,
00:16:59and I've been flouting
00:17:01the principal law of my own people ever since.
00:17:04That wasn't quite what I was meant to say.
00:17:07I'm an English teacher from the planet Earth
00:17:08and I've grown up with a man from space
00:17:09because I really fancy it.
00:17:11I think perhaps you should stop talking
00:17:13till you get used to it.
00:17:15Used to what?
00:17:16What did you say your name was?
00:17:17Globally Personality Masking Body Control Freak.
00:17:19I'm wearing a wig.
00:17:21No.
00:17:22Ah, I see.
00:17:23Yes, of course.
00:17:24It's a truth field.
00:17:26Oh, that is so quaint.
00:17:27I haven't seen a truth field in years.
00:17:28I'm wearing a wig.
00:17:29No one can lie in this town.
00:17:32Especially this close to the tower.
00:17:35Doesn't that make life a bit difficult?
00:17:37Not at all.
00:17:40This town, what's it called?
00:17:42It's Christmas.
00:17:43It's July.
00:17:44No, the town.
00:17:45The town is Christmas.
00:17:46That's what it's called.
00:17:48Be happy here.
00:17:49Be well.
00:17:50How can a town be called Christmas?
00:17:52I don't know.
00:17:52How can an island be called Easter?
00:17:54Maybe it's just nice here.
00:17:55I almost hate to find out what's wrong.
00:18:13There you are.
00:18:17What took you so long?
00:18:19What's wrong?
00:18:20It's only a crack in the wall.
00:18:29I knew.
00:18:31I always knew it wasn't over.
00:18:37What is it?
00:18:39A split in the skin of reality.
00:18:53A tiny sniver of the 26th of June, 2010.
00:18:57The day the universe blew up.
00:18:58What's that?
00:18:59I re-greeted it.
00:19:00Put it all back together again.
00:19:01That's good.
00:19:01Well, it was my TARDIS that blew it up in the first place.
00:19:03I felt a degree of responsibility.
00:19:05But the scar tissue remains a structural weakness in the whole universe.
00:19:09Whoa.
00:19:11And someone's trying to get through it from outside our universe, from somewhere else.
00:19:14Of course.
00:19:15Of course.
00:19:16Makes sense.
00:19:17It does?
00:19:18Yes.
00:19:18If you were trying to break through a wall, you'd choose the weakest spot.
00:19:21If you were trying to break into this universe, you'd choose this crack.
00:19:23Because, no.
00:19:24If you were trying to break back into this universe, you said Gallifrey.
00:19:27Why did you say Gallifrey?
00:19:30Analysis of message composition indicates Gallifreyan origin, according to TARDIS databanks.
00:19:35You said Gallifrey was gone.
00:19:37No.
00:19:38I said it was in another universe.
00:19:41The message is coming through here.
00:19:42The truth field is to had a guess.
00:19:45If it's the Time Lords, if it's the Time Lords.
00:19:54Seal of the High Council of Gallifrey.
00:19:55I nicked it off the Master in the Death Zone.
00:19:58There is an algorithm imprinted in the atomic structure.
00:20:01Use it to decode the message.
00:20:03Message decoding.
00:20:04Message analysis proceeding.
00:20:07Information available.
00:20:09The message is a request for information.
00:20:11It's a question.
00:20:13Why can't you just say it's a question?
00:20:16It is being projected through all of time and space on a repeating cycle.
00:20:22The oldest question in the universe.
00:20:24Hidden in plain sight.
00:20:27Warning.
00:20:27Translation will be available to all life forms in range.
00:20:32Translation follows.
00:20:34Doctor Who.
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00:20:58Catch me through to the Doctor.
00:21:00Now.
00:21:02A question only I could answer.
00:21:04Truth field to make sure I'm not mine.
00:21:10And if I give my name they'll know they've found the right place.
00:21:14And that it's safe to come through.
00:21:19The Time Lords.
00:21:21Doctor Who.
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00:21:51Doctor, speak with me.
00:22:00Doctor, face me now.
00:22:08Doctor.
00:22:12Mother Superius, there is only one thing I need from you.
00:22:16This planet.
00:22:18What's it called?
00:22:21Trends of War.
00:22:28Okay. Is that it?
00:22:31You're doing a clever thing.
00:22:32If you speak your name, the Time Lords will return.
00:22:36If they return, they will come in peace.
00:22:38It doesn't matter.
00:22:40They will be met with a war that will never end.
00:22:43The Time War will begin anew.
00:22:46You know that, Doctor.
00:23:02Don't you dare! No, no!
00:23:04They're asking for my help!
00:23:07And if you give it, war will be the consequence.
00:23:11I will not let that happen.
00:23:14At any cost.
00:23:17Speak your name, and this world will burn.
00:23:22No.
00:23:23This planet is protected.
00:23:33So, you lot, quick work.
00:23:36It's bottom news.
00:23:37Christmas has a new sheriff.
00:23:40Hello, everyone.
00:23:42I'm the Doctor.
00:23:49Attention.
00:23:50Attention.
00:23:52Attention.
00:23:52Attention.
00:23:52All chapels and priors of the papal mainframe.
00:23:55The siege of Trenzalore is now begun.
00:24:02There will now be an unscheduled faith change.
00:24:07From this moment on, I dedicate this church to one cause.
00:24:13Silence.
00:24:15Silence.
00:24:16The Doctor will not speak his name.
00:24:19And war will not begin.
00:24:22Silence.
00:24:24Will.
00:24:25Fall.
00:24:26Silence.
00:24:27Will.
00:24:28Fall.
00:24:29Silence.
00:24:29Will.
00:24:30Fall.
00:24:31Fall.
00:24:32In the time that followed, the papal mainframe strove to maintain the peace between the Doctor and his enemies.
00:24:39We remain undetectable to the papal mainframe.
00:24:44Commander Scott, that's the detection warning.
00:24:47Our invisibility cloak is compromised.
00:24:50What's wrong with it?
00:24:51I don't know.
00:24:52I can't see it.
00:24:54Well, it looks invisible to me.
00:24:59The church of the papal mainframe apologizes for your death.
00:25:03The relevant afterlife have been notified.
00:25:06As the days passed, and the years, the Doctor stayed true to his word.
00:25:12On the fields of Trenzalore, he stood as protector, both of his own people and his new home.
00:25:20Over time, the Doctor's enemies would find new, stranger ways to enter the town called Christmas.
00:25:30Are you there?
00:25:32Hello?
00:25:35We're getting warm.
00:25:50We're getting warm.
00:25:52We're getting warm.
00:25:57We're getting warm.
00:25:59We're getting warm.
00:26:01We're getting warm.
00:26:03We're getting warm.
00:26:05We're getting warm.
00:26:06We're getting warm.
00:26:06We're getting warm.
00:26:07We're getting warm.
00:26:08We're getting warm.
00:26:08We're getting warm.
00:26:09We're getting warm.
00:26:10We're getting warm.
00:26:10We're getting warm.
00:26:11We're getting warm.
00:26:12We're getting warm.
00:26:14We're getting warm.
00:26:23The doctor is required.
00:26:32There you go, Barnabas.
00:26:33Thanks.
00:26:33Working fine. Nice action.
00:26:35Don't leave it out in the rain again.
00:26:37Fix the wheels and the anti-gravs?
00:26:38The anti-wars?
00:26:39Yeah, may have gone a bit far.
00:26:41Now then, what do we have today?
00:26:42Don't you move one step further.
00:26:45Wooden Cyberman.
00:26:46Nice.
00:26:47Like it.
00:26:48Low tech.
00:26:49Doesn't set off the alarms upstairs.
00:27:06Early bit of tech allowed in.
00:27:07Got in before the truce.
00:27:08Now, I just sent an instruction to your firearm
00:27:10to reverse the polarity and fire out the back end.
00:27:13Now, as we're standing in a truth field,
00:27:15you will understand I cannot be lying.
00:27:18If you like, you can scan my screwdriver.
00:27:21Verify that's the signal I send.
00:27:25Signal verified.
00:27:32I probably should have mentioned
00:27:33this doesn't work on wood.
00:27:35You send your friends up there a message from the doctor.
00:27:40You tell them the doctor stays.
00:27:48Next.
00:27:52With every victory, the town celebrated.
00:27:58In time, the doctor seemed to forget he'd lived any other life.
00:28:02Christmas is defended.
00:28:05And the people of the town came to love the man who stayed for Christmas.
00:28:10You've got to be the treacherous.
00:28:14You've got to commit.
00:28:15Don't be cool, guys.
00:28:17Cool is not cool.
00:28:19Cool is not cool.
00:28:21Cool is not cool.
00:28:21Cool is not cool.
00:28:36You've fixed the leak all right.
00:28:37He says it's bigger on the inside now.
00:28:41I don't want what.
00:28:47What is it?
00:28:49What's that noise?
00:28:51Well, where have you been for 300 years?
00:28:55Ha!
00:28:56What's that?
00:28:56It's my ship.
00:28:58Your what?
00:28:58It's my TARDIS.
00:28:59That's how I got here in the first place.
00:29:03Does this mean you're leaving?
00:29:40What are you doing here?
00:29:43What are you doing here?
00:29:48I was in space.
00:29:49Well, you were in the time vortex.
00:29:51She must have extended the force field.
00:29:53No wonder.
00:29:54No wonder she's late dragging you around.
00:30:00You tricked me.
00:30:02I saved you.
00:30:03You didn't even say goodbye.
00:30:05I am furious with you.
00:30:07Well, I am not even talking to you.
00:30:19I am sorry.
00:30:32What is the name of my wife?
00:30:33I have no idea.
00:30:33I am not even talking to you.
00:30:34Well, I am not going to talk to you.
00:30:35I am not going to talk to you.
00:30:37I am not going to talk to you.
00:30:49It's only a few minutes. You don't want to miss it.
00:30:53Well, it's a standoff.
00:30:56They can't attack in case I unleash the Time Lords,
00:30:59and I can't run away
00:31:01because they'll burn this planet to stop the Time Lords.
00:31:05Hey, after all these years, I've finally found somewhere that needs me to stick around.
00:31:11A town called Christmas.
00:31:13Could have been worse.
00:31:15Right.
00:31:16There you go, buddy. Comfy.
00:31:19Comfort is irrelevant.
00:31:21How's that? Is that better?
00:31:23Affirmative.
00:31:25Just take it easy, buddy.
00:31:30He's getting old.
00:31:33I do my best for him, but...
00:31:35I just can't get the parts, you know?
00:31:38Hey.
00:31:40Know the feeling!
00:31:41Where'd you get these?
00:31:42I have a supplier.
00:31:44Pick one's the best.
00:31:47I have to validate fault.
00:31:49Hey.
00:31:50Don't you worry, Handles.
00:31:51You're just dreaming.
00:31:53The sun's coming up very soon.
00:31:55You just hang on in there.
00:31:57I have to validate fault.
00:31:59Aye.
00:32:00I have to validate fault.
00:32:02Hey.
00:32:04Handles.
00:32:04Come on.
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:07One more dawn.
00:32:08You can do it.
00:32:09We've got it in you.
00:32:10Come on.
00:32:11Just hang on in there.
00:32:12Attention.
00:32:13Emergency.
00:32:14Oh.
00:32:15Handles.
00:32:16What is it?
00:32:16What's wrong?
00:32:17Urgent.
00:32:18Action required.
00:32:19You must patch the telephone device back through the console unit.
00:32:23Come on.
00:32:39Come back.
00:32:41Handles.
00:32:45Handles.
00:32:59Thank you, Handles.
00:33:01And well done.
00:33:04Well done, mate.
00:33:18What do you think of my new place?
00:33:20Come up here once a day for a few minutes.
00:33:23Remind myself of what it is I'm protecting.
00:33:26It's beautiful.
00:33:29Why did you send me away?
00:33:34Because if I hadn't, I'd have buried you a long time ago.
00:33:38No, you wouldn't.
00:33:39I would never have let you get stuck here.
00:33:41Ha.
00:33:42Everyone gets stuck somewhere eventually, Clara.
00:33:47Everything ends.
00:33:48Except you.
00:33:51Have you been paying attention?
00:33:54I'm an old man now.
00:33:56But you don't die.
00:33:57You change.
00:33:58You pop right back up with a new face.
00:34:00No.
00:34:01Not forever.
00:34:02I can change 12 times.
00:34:0413 versions of me.
00:34:0513 silly doctors.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:08So you're number 11, so...
00:34:09Ha.
00:34:10Are we forgetting Captain Grumpy?
00:34:12Huh?
00:34:13I didn't call myself the doctor during the time war,
00:34:15but it was still a regeneration.
00:34:18Okay.
00:34:18So you're number 12?
00:34:19Well, number 10 once regenerated and kept the same face.
00:34:21I had vanity issues at the time.
00:34:2312 regenerations, Clara.
00:34:26I can't ever do it again.
00:34:27This is where I end up.
00:34:31This face.
00:34:32This version of me.
00:34:37We saw this planet in the future, remember?
00:34:41All those graves.
00:34:43All of them mine.
00:34:48Change the future.
00:34:50I can't.
00:34:50You've got your TARDIS back.
00:34:51Ha.
00:34:52Think I'm just going to fly away, abandon everyone?
00:34:55Of course not.
00:34:57But you've been protecting this town for over 300 years.
00:34:59Do you not think it's anybody else's go yet?
00:35:01There is no one else to protect it.
00:35:03Then it's not going to be you forever.
00:35:04It's going to end the same way whatever you do.
00:35:05Every life I save is a victory.
00:35:07Every single one.
00:35:09What about your life?
00:35:12Just for once, after all of this time.
00:35:14Have you not earned the right to think about that?
00:35:21Sorry.
00:35:23Wrong thing to say.
00:35:24We shouldn't be having an argument.
00:35:27Clara, I've been having that argument for the last 300 years.
00:35:30All by myself.
00:35:31But you didn't have your TARDIS.
00:35:33Ah, yes.
00:35:34Well, that made it easier to stay.
00:35:38True.
00:35:43Doctor.
00:35:45Ah.
00:35:47Look who's woken up.
00:35:49The Church of the Silence requests parley.
00:35:52Your rights and safety are sanctified.
00:35:55I'll be right up.
00:35:56I'm sending a transporter.
00:35:58Nah, don't bother.
00:36:00I've got me motor back.
00:36:03It's gone dark.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:06Well, the sun's gone down.
00:36:07Already?
00:36:09Everything ends, Clara.
00:36:12And sooner than you think.
00:36:32You guarding my TARDIS, Barnabal?
00:36:35Are you coming back?
00:36:37Ah, come on.
00:36:39You know me.
00:36:41I'll wait.
00:36:52She hasn't aged much.
00:36:54No.
00:36:55She's against aging.
00:36:56Approach.
00:37:03What are those things?
00:37:05Professional priests.
00:37:07Very popular.
00:37:09Genetically engineered so you forget everything you told them.
00:37:12Told who?
00:37:13There you go.
00:37:21Satisfactory.
00:37:23Where are the pink ones?
00:37:25E numbers.
00:37:26You're hyper enough as it is.
00:37:28So, this is sweet.
00:37:30In the middle of a siege and you two have little chats.
00:37:32She's right.
00:37:33This situation cannot continue.
00:37:35It can't end either.
00:37:38Report!
00:37:41The Time Lord has entered the trap.
00:37:49Why did you ever come to Trenzalore?
00:37:52Well, I did come to Trenzalore and nothing can change that now.
00:37:56Didn't stop you trying though, did it?
00:37:58Not me.
00:37:59The Gavarian chapter broke away.
00:38:01They travel back along your timeline and tried to prevent you ever reaching Trenzalore.
00:38:06So that's who blew up my TARDIS.
00:38:09I thought I'd left the path running.
00:38:11They blew up your time capsule.
00:38:13Created the very cracks in the universe through which the Time Lords are now calling.
00:38:17The destiny trap.
00:38:19You can't change history if you're part of it.
00:38:22They engineered a psychopath to kill you.
00:38:24Totally married her.
00:38:26I'd never have made it here alive without River Song.
00:38:29I'm not interested in changing history, Doctor.
00:38:32I want to change the future.
00:38:34The Daleks send for reinforcements daily.
00:38:37They are massing for war.
00:38:39Three days ago they attacked the main flame itself.
00:38:43They attacked here?
00:38:44How did you stop them?
00:38:45Stop them?
00:38:47It was slaughter.
00:38:48Why didn't you call me? I could have helped.
00:38:51I tried.
00:38:52I died in this room screaming your name.
00:38:58No.
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:01I died.
00:39:01I died.
00:39:05It's funny the things that slip your mind.
00:39:10No.
00:39:10No, no, no, no.
00:39:11Tasha, no, please.
00:39:12Not Tasha, no.
00:39:13Fight it!
00:39:16Tasha, fight it!
00:39:18Get away from the Dalek unit, Doctor!
00:39:24You shouldn't even know who I am.
00:39:26Information concerning the Doctor was harvested from the cadaver of Tasha Lem.
00:39:34I bet she never told you how to break the Trenzalor force field though.
00:39:37She'd have died first.
00:39:39Several times!
00:39:41Well, you better kill me then.
00:39:43Go on, but before you do...
00:39:44Doctor Who!
00:39:47Doctor Who!
00:39:48Doctor Who!
00:39:50I'm a tough old bird.
00:39:52I'll be ages dying, way enough time to answer a question.
00:39:56And oh dear, what happens then, boys?
00:39:59You will die in silence, Doctor!
00:40:03Or your associate will die!
00:40:08Fine, go on. Kill her.
00:40:10Kill her!
00:40:11See if I care.
00:40:12But tell me, what are you gonna do next?
00:40:15See how the Time Lord betrays?
00:40:19You'll kill me anyway.
00:40:20What difference does it make?
00:40:22I'm not afraid.
00:40:24I'll leave that to you.
00:40:25You see, Tasha, that's what I'm talking about.
00:40:27That is a woman!
00:40:30I always knew you were a bit spineless.
00:40:32You and your pointless church.
00:40:35Why did I ever rely on you?
00:40:37Never trust a nun to do a doctor's work.
00:40:46And she is back!
00:40:50You never could resist a row.
00:40:52Kiss me when I ask.
00:40:54Well, you better ask nicely.
00:40:55In your dreams.
00:40:56Right, get us back to the TARDIS.
00:40:58Can you do that?
00:40:58Yep.
00:40:59But quickly, the Dalek inside me is waking.
00:41:02Fight it.
00:41:02I can't.
00:41:03Listen to me.
00:41:04You have been fighting the psychopath inside you all your life.
00:41:07Shut up and win.
00:41:09That is an order, Tasha Lem.
00:41:10The force field will hold for a while, but it will decay.
00:41:13And there are breaches already.
00:41:15And this isn't a siege anymore.
00:41:16It's a war.
00:41:17It's all up to you now.
00:41:18Fight the Daleks inside and out.
00:41:20You can do it. I know you can.
00:41:21Oh, I see.
00:41:23You got your TARDIS back, haven't you?
00:41:25Time to fly away, Tasha.
00:41:28Please.
00:41:30Please.
00:41:32None of this was for you, you fatuous egotist.
00:41:36It was for the peace.
00:41:40Fly away, Doctor.
00:41:48It's done.
00:41:50What is?
00:41:50Your turkey.
00:41:52Either that or it's woken up.
00:41:54You want some?
00:41:55Go on, then.
00:41:56Got any plates?
00:41:57Do you know, I've even got Christmas crackers.
00:42:05One thing.
00:42:08Give me those big, sad eyes.
00:42:09Look at me so I know you're not lying.
00:42:11And tell me you will never send me away ever again.
00:42:16Clara Oswald.
00:42:19I will never send you away...
00:42:22...again.
00:42:30Turkey smells good.
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33Smells great.
00:42:38Perfect.
00:42:44Merry Christmas.
00:42:46Yes.
00:42:51Delta?
00:43:17If you're not leaving, why did you bring it back?
00:43:20It's a reminder.
00:43:27Besides, I might leave tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that.
00:43:43And so, to the fields of Trenzalore came all the Time Lord's enemies.
00:43:50For this was the winter of the Doctor.
00:43:58In time, when all other races had retreated or burned, only the Church of the Mainframe
00:44:05remained in the path of the Daleks.
00:44:09And so those ancient enemies, the Doctor and the Silence, stood back to back in the fields
00:44:16of Trenzalore.
00:44:20Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:44:23Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:44:24Other fish in the sea, that's what I'm saying.
00:44:26Linda, I don't think Clara wants to talk about it.
00:44:29I've got a suggestion, that's all.
00:44:31I've got a list of suggestions.
00:44:33Linda!
00:44:33You could make a boy band out of my list.
00:44:36I hate boy bands.
00:44:37Of course you don't.
00:44:38Not at your age.
00:44:39These crackers are rubbish.
00:44:41I bought them.
00:44:43I know.
00:44:44They're classy.
00:44:45They don't have jokes.
00:44:47Exactly.
00:44:48They've got poems.
00:44:49They're more dramatic crackers.
00:44:51I like the jokes.
00:44:54Tell us a joke, Gwen.
00:44:56You know, loads of jokes.
00:44:57I think we're probably talking about my list now.
00:44:59Probably not.
00:45:00Tell us how you met Dad.
00:45:02The thing about the pigeon.
00:45:03I saw him on a pier on a rainy day.
00:45:07No, no, not that one.
00:45:08The one about the pigeon.
00:45:09I'd seen him before lots of times.
00:45:12But he just looked so beautiful standing there.
00:45:15The pigeon in the restaurant.
00:45:17Do you remember?
00:45:17I wanted everything to stop.
00:45:20I wanted nothing to change ever again.
00:45:24If he could just keep standing there.
00:45:27So beautiful.
00:45:34Long time ago.
00:45:40Don't hold me so tight, dear.
00:45:42You'll break something.
00:45:43Oh, that's nice.
00:45:44Crying at Christmas.
00:45:45Sorry.
00:45:48I hope you made a wish.
00:45:57All right.
00:45:59What's wrong, Clara?
00:46:25What's wrong, Clara?
00:46:26Flying TARDIS.
00:46:27Flying TARDIS was always easy.
00:46:29It was flying the Doctor I never quite mastered.
00:46:33What's happened to him?
00:46:47What am I supposed to do?
00:46:49You shouldn't die alone.
00:46:51Go to him.
00:46:59Get me.
00:47:00I'm ready.
00:47:01I'm ready.
00:47:01Come on.
00:47:02Come on.
00:47:03Come on.
00:47:03Come on.
00:47:04Come on.
00:47:28Bonneville.
00:47:33Clara.
00:47:41Hello, doctor.
00:47:48Were you always so young?
00:47:51No.
00:47:52That was you.
00:48:09Seek the doctor.
00:48:11Merry Christmas.
00:48:13Merry Christmas.
00:48:19Hey, it's okay.
00:48:22It's fine.
00:48:22Don't worry.
00:48:28Is there a joke?
00:48:29Huh?
00:48:33Extract from Thoughts on a Clock by Eric Ritchie, Jr.
00:48:37Is it a knock-knock one who is the best?
00:48:40I don't think so.
00:48:41I'll read it.
00:48:42Go on.
00:48:44And now it's time for one last bow.
00:48:47Like all your other selves.
00:48:50Eleven's hour is over now.
00:48:52The clock is striking twelves.
00:48:55I don't get it.
00:48:57Doctor!
00:48:59The doctor will be brought!
00:49:02The Daleks demand the doctor!
00:49:07They're here.
00:49:08The Daleks.
00:49:09We can't stop them.
00:49:10They want you.
00:49:12All right, Bonneville.
00:49:14Are you Bonneville?
00:49:16No, doctor.
00:49:17It's okay, Bonneville.
00:49:18Don't worry.
00:49:19I have got a plan.
00:49:22Off you, Pop.
00:49:29I haven't got a plan, but people love it when I say that.
00:49:32Doctor, what are you going to do?
00:49:33I don't know.
00:49:35Talk very fast.
00:49:37Hope something good happens.
00:49:39Take the credit.
00:49:40It's generally how it works.
00:49:42Doctor...
00:49:43No, this time, no.
00:49:45This is it.
00:49:47No!
00:49:48Yes.
00:49:50We saw the future, Clara.
00:49:53This is how it ends.
00:49:54Change it.
00:49:55Ha!
00:49:56Like Tasha said, change the future!
00:49:58I could have once, when there were Time Lords.
00:50:01Not anymore.
00:50:04Locate the doctor!
00:50:07No.
00:50:08You're going to stay here.
00:50:10Promise me you will.
00:50:11Why?
00:50:12I'll be keeping you safe.
00:50:17One last victory.
00:50:19Allow me that.
00:50:20Give me that.
00:50:25My impossible girl.
00:50:32And goodbye.
00:50:45And goodbye.
00:50:48The trouble it's darling, sis.
00:50:50Don't take so long to say anything.
00:50:52Or we die aboard him before they shoot me.
00:50:59The doctor is required!
00:51:07Listen to me, you lot.
00:51:09Listen.
00:51:10Help him.
00:51:13Help him change the future.
00:51:14Do it.
00:51:15Do something.
00:51:21Doctor!
00:51:26You've been asking a question.
00:51:30And it's time someone told you you've been getting it wrong.
00:51:38His name.
00:51:41His name.
00:51:42His name is the doctor.
00:51:44Or the name he needs.
00:51:46Everything you need to know about him.
00:51:48And if you love him.
00:51:53And you should.
00:51:57Help him.
00:52:00Help him.
00:52:01Help him.
00:52:24I'm sorry I live a bit slow.
00:52:27May not be at my best right now.
00:52:31You are dying, doctor.
00:52:33Yes.
00:52:35I'm dying.
00:52:37You've been trying to kill me for centuries and here I am.
00:52:42Dying of old age.
00:52:45If you want something, don't do it yourself.
00:52:48You will die and the Time Lords will never be done.
00:52:53You still can't work up the courage to shoot me, can you?
00:52:55You still worried?
00:52:57I've got something up my sleeve!
00:53:01Will you knock yourself out, boys?
00:53:04Yeah.
00:53:06I've got nothing this time.
00:53:09Well done?
00:53:10You don't have anything that's going to happen.
00:53:11I've got nothing to do.
00:53:17I'll kill you!
00:53:28You're a god!
00:53:29You're a god!
00:53:34I'll kill you.
00:53:35Aw, man.
00:53:37This time's your head.
00:53:38You'll die now, Doctor.
00:53:40This is the end of you.
00:53:47The rules of regeneration are known.
00:53:52You have expected all your violence.
00:53:55Harry, what did you say?
00:53:58Did you mention the rules?
00:54:01Now, listen, bit of advice.
00:54:03Tell me the truth if you think you know it.
00:54:06Lay down the law.
00:54:07Or if you're feeling free.
00:54:09But, darlings, never, ever tell me the rules!
00:54:24Regeneration number 13.
00:54:26We're breaking some serious science here, boys.
00:54:30I'll tell you what, it's gonna be a war!
00:54:34Exterminate! Exterminate!
00:54:36Exterminate!
00:54:37You think you can stop me now, darlings, if you want my life?
00:54:44Come and get it!
00:54:54Get inside!
00:54:57Quick, quick, quick, quick!
00:55:09I'm from Gallifrey, boys!
00:55:46I'm from Gallifrey, boys!
00:55:59Doctor!
00:56:48Doctor!
00:56:59Doctor!
00:57:01Hello.
00:57:03You're young again.
00:57:05You're okay.
00:57:07You didn't even change your face.
00:57:08Ha!
00:57:10It started.
00:57:11I can't stop it now.
00:57:13This is just the reset.
00:57:14A whole new regeneration cycle.
00:57:17Ooh!
00:57:21Taking a bit longer.
00:57:24Just breaking it in.
00:57:38It all just disappears, doesn't it?
00:57:40Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror.
00:57:47Any moment now.
00:57:50He's a coming.
00:57:51Who's coming?
00:57:53The Doctor.
00:57:55You.
00:57:56You are the Doctor.
00:57:58Yep.
00:58:00And I always will be.
00:58:05But times change, and so must I.
00:58:16Amelia.
00:58:19Who's Amelia?
00:58:21Amelia.
00:58:21The first face this face saw.
00:58:24The first face this face saw.
00:58:31We all change.
00:58:34When you think about it, we are all different people, all through our lives.
00:58:40And that's okay, that's okay, that's good, you've got to keep moving so long as you remember all the people
00:58:47that you used to be.
00:58:51I will not forget one line of this.
00:58:55Not one day.
00:58:57I swear.
00:58:59I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
00:59:04I will always remember when the Doctor was me.
00:59:19The Doctor was me.
00:59:22Raggedy man.
00:59:29Good night.
00:59:46No, no, please don't change.
01:00:08Kidneys! I've got new kidneys! I don't like the colour.
01:00:12Of your kidneys? What's happening?
01:00:15We're probably catching!
01:00:17It's a wall!
01:00:19Stay calm!
01:00:21Just one question!
01:00:24Do you happen to know how to fly this thing?
01:00:36Unmissable drama doesn't stop there.
01:00:39Christmas Night EastEnders is next on BBC One.
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