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00:00Our first cherry tomato.
00:02From our garden?
00:03Yeah.
00:03Is that the plant out the front?
00:04At the front, yeah.
00:05Ace has been pissing all over that.
00:07No.
00:09Dad, get me some water.
00:12Every evening in Australia...
00:13One of your favourite shows, Leigh.
00:15TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:18What?
00:18Red flag!
00:20But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:22Boring.
00:23Next.
00:24Oh, it's horrible!
00:25I'm liking it!
00:26Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:30Oh, no!
00:31This is just turning from bad to worse.
00:33Oh, I thought it was quite good.
00:34What are you doing with my beer?
00:36Because I'm watching crap, Keith.
00:37I need alcohol.
00:39This week, we got nostalgic about the return of a fake hospital.
00:43What?
00:44It's scrubs!
00:45Oh, my God, I love this.
00:47I'm so happy it's back.
00:48We're confronted by the goings-on of a real hospital.
00:52The hospital in the deep end.
00:54Ruby Rose?
00:55What the heck?
00:55This is like I'm a Celebrity.
00:57Hospital edition.
00:58I'm a celebrity.
00:59Get in there.
01:00And checked out a new drama series with a shootout
01:02that takes place in a hospital.
01:04There we go!
01:05Oh!
01:06He's in the hospital.
01:07He'll get care straight away.
01:16I'm at that age now whereby I visit the barber.
01:20Why?
01:21And they spend more time taking hair from my nose and my ears than my actual head.
01:29This week, we tuned in for the latest installment of...
01:33Survivor!
01:33Oh!
01:36It's a good season, isn't it?
01:37Where are we at with Survivor?
01:39What are we up to?
01:40So, I had a tribe swap, dude, so it's starting to get interesting.
01:42Yep.
01:43This deep into the series, the remaining contestants are a mixture of strength, emotional intelligence,
01:48and social cunning.
01:52And then there's this guy, Tez.
01:55I've been at the bottom for a while now.
01:57What the hell is he?
01:58He's not going to do a shooey, is he?
01:59At this new bounty tribe.
02:01He's raced in precious water.
02:02Oh, no.
02:02Just put it in the ocean, bro.
02:04That is so dumb.
02:05Ease up.
02:06Let's not focus on that.
02:07I do my best work when I'm at the bottom.
02:10I agree with you.
02:11My strategy so far has been to underplay myself a lot.
02:17Look at all the bites on his leg.
02:18The mosquitoes love Tez.
02:20But unfortunately, the humans don't.
02:22And after a catastrophic series of blunders, the top of the list being the time he blurted
02:27out everybody's secret plans in public...
02:29I'll be honest with you, Kayla.
02:31If I got told to vote you...
02:34Oh, my God!
02:35Read the room, man.
02:37Tez now finds himself in an alliance of one.
02:40I don't really have a moon.
02:43Oh, Tez, babe, I think you're going to be out at the next tribal council.
02:46He's already called the Uber.
02:47What do you think of?
02:49Girl, I'm not even in any of these pages.
02:52If it was me, I wouldn't vote for Tez.
02:54I just feel like he's not a threat at all.
02:55What's the benefits of getting me out?
02:58He's not a threat, but he's that annoying to the point where they're like, just let him
03:02go home.
03:03I think that's why you'd get voted out real early and we just can't spend another week
03:07with you.
03:07No, no.
03:08I'm an asset.
03:09I'll cook.
03:09I'll clean.
03:10I'll mentor people.
03:11They're literally eating beans and rot.
03:13I'll mentor people.
03:13I'll mentor people.
03:15Can he just say I'll mentor people?
03:17Over at the other tribe...
03:19It's the barren camp.
03:20Three of the barren women, Lottie, Aisha and Blanche, are scheming in the water.
03:25Best spot on the blindside.
03:26Bloody hell, could have Blanche to bring her floaties.
03:29Just about to say.
03:31It wasn't a floatation device.
03:33Oh, you're getting distracted.
03:34Don't you want to know what they're scheming about?
03:36No.
03:39A challenge.
03:40Here we go.
03:41In pairs, you'll hold a bar over your head.
03:45Attempting to hold a ball, drop the bar too low, the ball drops.
03:49So we're waiting for their balls to drop.
03:51Correct.
03:53This is called the puberty joint.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Lift it up, Blanche.
03:56Tez is going to have trouble.
03:58What are we talking about?
03:59God, I don't really get it.
04:00Tez is actually hoping that his balls will drop.
04:03Tez, you feel like you need individual immunity today?
04:05I don't know.
04:06I've been waiting for a while, Dave.
04:08Maybe.
04:09Oh, I'm really struggling here, Dave.
04:10Uh, Blanche is doing the challenge too.
04:12That's a lot of extra weight for her to be holding up.
04:16Whoa.
04:17Blanche is about to knock herself out.
04:19Everyone's going to drop very quickly, guys.
04:22Dave, my ball's dropping.
04:23Oh, it's okay, you guys.
04:25Yeah, g'day, Dave.
04:27Looks like I've lost another round.
04:28Last pair standing.
04:30Unlike in high school, the big tough guys' balls are the last to drop.
04:34And Richard and Brooklyn are out of this challenge.
04:37Simon and Faith win.
04:39Leaving Tez in big trouble at the tribal council.
04:44Tez.
04:44I'm Tez.
04:46Nice to meet you.
04:47Tez is actually going to be the host now.
04:49Wow.
04:50Tez is cooked.
04:52You know.
04:53Tez is gone.
04:55No, Tez still has one final hope in a surprise twist.
04:59Head to head in a fire making challenge.
05:01Yes.
05:02Fire challenge.
05:04Tez's whole tribe will be safe if his team mate can build a fire before Simon.
05:10Simon's going to win.
05:11He looks like Jad's dad on a barbecue.
05:15Oh.
05:16Sorry, team.
05:21It's like a comic book.
05:22Okay, well Tez is gone then.
05:23Shit.
05:24Now Tez is cooked.
05:25No, Tez still has one more trick up his sleeve.
05:29Begging.
05:34Jad, he needs some mentoring.
05:37While doing this case, I said to shut up and let me do the talking.
05:40Ninth person voted out of Australian Survivor Redemption.
05:44Tez.
05:44See you, Tez.
05:47There you go.
05:48He'll be out there, Tez.
05:50Oh my God.
05:51He couldn't even put it in the hole.
05:53The tribe has spoken.
05:54It has.
05:56Thanks, David.
05:57I had a great time.
05:59I love this show.
06:00I love Survivor.
06:01Got to get back to my part-time job at Boost Juice.
06:04Got a shift on Thursday.
06:06Yeah, one berry blast.
06:09Hey Teagan, can we get a berry blast?
06:21On the Gold Coast, Nick and his partner are in the third trimester.
06:25My belly button has turned the other way.
06:27Look, it's come out.
06:28Look, little pregnant belly button.
06:30Dude.
06:31Yeah?
06:31You're folding over the front of your pants.
06:34We're pregnant, Milo.
06:36We're pregnant.
06:37Disney Plus recently premiered the reboot of a classic medical series.
06:41I'm no Superman.
06:43Oh, what?
06:45It's Scrubs.
06:47Scrubs.
06:48I love this show.
06:51I'm no Superman.
06:53Everyone always said I look like this guy.
06:57That is you, dude.
07:01Do I need stitches?
07:02How many years ago did this first come out?
07:05The first episode premiered in 2001.
07:08What?
07:09What's this show about?
07:10Oh, that's right.
07:11Some of you weren't born in 2001.
07:14Well, Adam and Simon are back this week.
07:16Take it away, boys.
07:17We followed a bunch of new doctors who had just got jobs.
07:21And there was hijinks galore.
07:23And nearly 20 years after the last hijinks, main character JD is back at his old stomping ground.
07:29Sacred Heart Hospital.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:32It's like literally the same building.
07:34So here I am.
07:36Proquel Sun returns.
07:37I hope, you know, I leave a legacy at my work.
07:40Yeah, they were talking about you a whole other day.
07:41Trust me.
07:42I wonder if it's going to have the same cast.
07:44Yep.
07:44Carla is here.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46Bambi.
07:47Oh, she's still there.
07:48She's a nurse still.
07:49She has not aged a day.
07:52And JD's best buddy Turk.
07:55JD is here.
07:56Oh, my God. Turk.
07:57He hasn't aged either.
08:00Turk!
08:01JD!
08:03This is the original bromance.
08:05I hope they bring all the characters back.
08:08Holy crap.
08:09JD.
08:09She's back.
08:10She's still a doctor there too.
08:12She looked great too.
08:13I wonder if the mean doctor will be in here.
08:16And there he was.
08:18Yes.
08:19He's back.
08:20Dr. Cox.
08:21He was so hard on them.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Chief of medicine.
08:24My mentor.
08:25He was hard on him because he loved him.
08:27At least he couldn't call me newbie anymore.
08:29What can I do for you there, oldie?
08:31Damn it.
08:32He hasn't changed.
08:33I know, I love him.
08:35But one thing that has changed are the junior doctors.
08:38Apparently they are all fragile little Christmas ornaments.
08:41These are all the interns.
08:44We're doing the show again.
08:45And Dr. Cox is having trouble connecting with the new generation.
08:48Like Samantha, who's doing stuff like this.
08:52Oh!
08:53That shouldn't have happened.
08:53That should not have happened.
08:54That should not have happened.
08:56There's also Dr. Green, who has the shakes.
08:59All would be getting off the table.
09:01And then there's handsome Blake, who's struggling with bedside manner.
09:05Excuse me, doctor.
09:06My wife's outside in the car throwing up.
09:09You just take a quick look at her.
09:11You can't order healthcare from your car.
09:13Okay?
09:14Sorry.
09:14He's a happy fellow, isn't he?
09:16He didn't have to be so harsh.
09:18Yeah, he doesn't have the compassion.
09:19Even JD's best bro Turk is struggling.
09:22Come on, man.
09:23What is up?
09:24I'm burnt out.
09:26Okay?
09:27Such a heavy job.
09:29There's no joy.
09:31None.
09:3120 years of doing the same thing.
09:33You just get so much scar tissue.
09:35You see it in teaching as well.
09:37It just grinds you and grinds you down.
09:39Why haven't you told me this?
09:40I could have been there for you.
09:41I don't think you can relate to what I'm going through anyway.
09:43Not me, though.
09:44You seem really upbeat.
09:46But Dr Cox thinks JD might be the solution to all of Sacred Heart's problems.
09:51I want you to come back.
09:52He's giving him a job.
09:54At least give it some blood.
09:55He's going to come back to the hospital and then him and Turk are going to become friends
09:58again.
09:59I had no idea what to do about Dr Cox's job offer, so I decided to sleep on it.
10:05What's his status?
10:06She was found unresponsive in her car.
10:08Heart attack.
10:10But she's gone.
10:11Oh, no.
10:12It's that man's wife.
10:13Why couldn't you have helped us?
10:14Oh, pretty boy.
10:15This is his wake-up call.
10:17It would have taken me one minute to just walk out there and check on her.
10:19Now she's dead because I didn't walk outside.
10:21Harsh reality.
10:22And like that, I knew what my decision was.
10:24You're staying.
10:26What are you still doing here?
10:27I thought you'd be long gone by now.
10:29I'll take the job.
10:30He's back for his second innings.
10:32Barry, working alongside you will be one of the great honors of my life.
10:35I should have been clear.
10:37What?
10:37You're not going to be working with me.
10:39You're going to be me.
10:41Oh, Barry's quitting.
10:44You're the new chief of medicine.
10:45What?
10:46Whoa!
10:47What?
10:47This guy was too expensive because I'll do an episode and I'm out.
10:51Leave me alone.
10:51I'm going to be in Jamaica.
10:53Perry, I really don't think I...
10:55Those interns need somebody to do for them what I did for you.
11:00Okay?
11:02I'm going to cry.
11:04Are you serious?
11:05I think I'm very hormonal at the moment.
11:07I don't know what's going on.
11:08You're not pregnant.
11:09I feel like I'm pregnant.
11:11But one thing's for sure.
11:14I can't do this all on my own.
11:21Really, dude?
11:22Come on, man.
11:23Just watch this show.
11:24I'm no superman.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:26I love this.
11:27I'm so happy it's back.
11:29Oh, I love this show.
11:30Maybe I should have been a doctor.
11:32Bro.
11:32Absolutely not.
11:33That's the worst side.
11:34You just get that out of your head and never think about it again.
11:47You know, I'm having to go at you because you forget things.
11:49And the other day, you give me the bloody toilet roll to put in the bin.
11:52Where do I put it?
11:53In the bloody washing machine.
11:54Oh, you're a dick.
11:55So when you wash the clothes.
11:57Have you taken it out?
11:58No.
11:58Monday night on 9.
11:59We tuned in to another episode of Married at First.
12:03Oh, very rude.
12:04Do not be rude.
12:05Do not be rude.
12:06We've crossed the halfway mark of the experiment.
12:09Ooh.
12:11Let's see what the scum of society is going to bring to us today.
12:14I reckon it's going to be drama.
12:15No.
12:16Well, actually, Rachel and Stephen have some exciting news.
12:19What?
12:21They bought a fish.
12:22No, they're actually happy.
12:24What?
12:24What?
12:25Maffs actually has a happy couple.
12:27What?
12:28What?
12:28What?
12:29So mine and Stephen's relationship is really good.
12:33Aww.
12:34Aww.
12:34She is glowing.
12:38Oh, and he's giggling too.
12:39God, he's smiling for the first time.
12:41Are they a new couple?
12:42No, we just haven't seen them because they're not drama.
12:44Correct.
12:44We haven't had sex.
12:46Oh.
12:46Okay.
12:47But we've started fooling about.
12:50Ooh.
12:50What'd they do?
12:51Lots of foreplay.
12:52Woohoo!
12:54They're smitten.
12:55Something's wrong.
12:56I don't like nice couples on Maffs.
12:57Don't worry.
12:58The others are still here.
13:00And they're on their way to this year's couples retreat.
13:02Oh!
13:03Yes!
13:04This is the annual shit show.
13:06Yep.
13:07And they're going to...
13:08The picturesque town of Kiyama.
13:10Kiyama?
13:11Kiyama?
13:11Why send such horrible people to such a nice place?
13:14Seriously, I reckon the trees around them begin to die while they're there.
13:18Yeah, probably.
13:19But first, Rachel wants to share her news with the group.
13:22Okay.
13:23What are we going to discuss?
13:24Last night, as our intimacy levels increased.
13:28Woo!
13:29Woo!
13:30Woo!
13:30Good for them.
13:31While we have not banged yet.
13:33Oh!
13:34Sorry?
13:35Why are you announcing this to the group?
13:37Is that not weird?
13:38I didn't tell anybody when we were going out together what we did.
13:41No, because it's none of anyone's business.
13:43I'm putting that in the paper.
13:44Shut up, idiot.
13:44Well, Beck's a big fan of Rachel and Stephen's news.
13:48It's all very nice.
13:49It's a fun night tonight.
13:50Oh, this is nice!
13:53Don't worry, it won't last.
13:54Correct.
13:54I'm just so telling her that you think about it.
13:56It's the...
13:57Oh!
13:58Huh?
13:58What did she say?
13:59I'm just so excited, you finger...
14:01Do not be rude.
14:02It's just, yeah, it's just a vulgar thing to say.
14:05Yeah, seriously.
14:06What are we, 15?
14:07Nah, she's 35, and she's not done yet.
14:09She's not going to announce that they've done something, is she?
14:11It's the first night of retreat.
14:12She's not.
14:13And we've had...
14:15Uh-oh.
14:16La-la-la-la-la.
14:16Don't say it.
14:17I love you.
14:18Oh, okay.
14:20And we've had finger bangs.
14:22Oh, my God!
14:24She did say it!
14:25Whoa!
14:28We're not saying finger bang on national television, are we?
14:31Apparently we are.
14:33What is this?
14:34This is insanity.
14:36Oh, it was meant to be a bit of fun.
14:37Well, it's not funny.
14:38Look, I didn't mean to say finger...
14:40I should have gone with...
14:41A finger sanger.
14:43A finger sanger.
14:44I shared with you guys openly that we took intimacy to a new level.
14:48In a very nice way with no details.
14:51And you just made a joke of it.
14:52Correct!
14:53No, I didn't make a joke of it.
14:55Yeah, you did.
14:55You did.
14:56You did.
14:56You did.
14:57You said the word finger...
14:58In front of everyone.
15:00Bex were there and made a joke.
15:02It's not a joke, darling.
15:03It was a joke, darling.
15:04We're here celebrating you.
15:06No, you're not.
15:07Mate, I'm doing good stuff.
15:09She needs to calm down.
15:11She's so ungrateful.
15:12I'm trying to celebrate her.
15:13Look, he blasts her with her fingers.
15:17That's a good thing.
15:19I'm going to get a t-shirt with finger bang across it.
15:21I'm going to wear it everywhere.
15:22Whoa!
15:23What?
15:24That's disgusting.
15:25You don't get to say that.
15:27Especially as an account manager.
15:32Well, this account manager's just getting started.
15:35Oh, my God.
15:35What's going on?
15:37Merch coming.
15:37Merch coming!
15:38I'm going to get caps and t-shirts.
15:40Oh, my God.
15:41What is wrong with this woman?
15:42Well, maybe she'll stop talking about it at the girls' night.
15:45No, I don't think so.
15:46We're still going to be talking about finger bang.
15:48Yep.
15:51Tell me how you feel, like, towards me about...
15:55I never would have said finger sanger.
15:57It was a joke.
15:59No, it wasn't.
15:59No, you kept on saying it.
16:00Let's call bullshit.
16:02Oh!
16:03Mention the merch.
16:04Why are you going around saying you want to get finger sanger?
16:07Merch.
16:08Bang!
16:09Finger...
16:10Oh, sorry.
16:10It's disgusting.
16:12Stop talking about it.
16:13Wait.
16:13Stop talking about it?
16:14Should we stop talking about it?
16:16Yeah.
16:16Let's all stop talking about it.
16:18Yes.
16:18Yes.
16:18Yes.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:23That was another whirlwind of an episode.
16:27Actually, what is finger banging?
16:43How's that tooth going, baby?
16:45Oh, my God.
16:45It's so close.
16:47Just push it.
16:48Push it with your tongue and you get 10 bucks from Jed now.
16:50I'll give you 50 bucks.
16:51Sometimes in life you've got to do what it takes for money.
16:53He's actually got more cash in his wallet than I do.
16:55No way.
16:56I swear.
16:57I'll borrow money from him now.
16:58This week on Apple TV, we watched...
17:01Animals!
17:02But not just any animals.
17:03Baby animals.
17:04Aww.
17:05Baby animals are so cute.
17:07Okay, let's get all the oohs and ahhs out of the way.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Aww.
17:11Aww.
17:14Aww.
17:14That'll do.
17:16Born to be wild.
17:17A bit of Bruce Springsteen.
17:18Uh, no.
17:19Born to be wild.
17:21No.
17:22This docu-series follows endangered baby animals being looked after by human foster parents.
17:27In Zambia, Southern Africa, there's a very special nursery.
17:31Oh, it's an elephant nursery.
17:34I love baby elephants.
17:35Why?
17:36All they do is eat.
17:37Eat, sleep and shit.
17:38And the newest arrival at the orphanage is baby Wham.
17:41Wham now relies on his keeper, Aaron Gumbel, feeding him every three hours.
17:47Wow.
17:48Every three hours?
17:49When does a normal baby feed?
17:50Hopefully not every three hours.
17:52Dude, you're in the third trimester, you should know this stuff.
17:55As well as feeding, Wham also needs to learn some other vital life skills.
17:59First up, how to use your trunk.
18:02Oh, trunk control.
18:03How long did it take to learn to use your trunk?
18:05A little while.
18:06You've got a pretty good use of it now.
18:07She's got a few scratching dents.
18:08It can take up to a year to master their trunk.
18:12He's trying.
18:13Oh!
18:14Get it, Wami!
18:14He's just learning to hold his bottle.
18:17Oh!
18:18Oh, he dropped it.
18:19His trunk is too small.
18:20I still have trouble.
18:22Meanwhile, Wham is having more than one problem fitting in with your trunk.
18:25The other orphaned elephants.
18:26They're not the most welcoming bunch.
18:28They're just being little bullies, aren't they?
18:30They're mean-girling him.
18:32Poor Wham.
18:33For now, Wham's foster parent is his only companion.
18:36Oh, this is so sad.
18:38Sad when your only friend is the teacher.
18:40Even letting Wham suck his finger.
18:42Oh, he sucks his finger.
18:44That's seriously weird, mate.
18:45He needs to do something to make the others think that he's cool.
18:47Sucking the teacher's finger probably ain't it though.
18:50Well, the carer's choice of clothing for Wham might not help much either.
18:53Wham has his own pajamas.
18:56He's got pajamas.
18:57Guys, you're not doing him any favors.
18:58Come on.
18:59He looks like the guy who wits the bed at camp.
19:02And after a lonely start in the orphanage, Wham finally makes his first friend with-
19:06The leader, Olimba.
19:08Olimba.
19:09He looks like a leader.
19:10There we go.
19:10That would be Kevin in our group because he's the biggest out of us three.
19:14She gives him his first hug in months.
19:16Oh my gosh, it's a trunk hug.
19:19Now Wham, don't be too clingy.
19:21She even lets him suckle her ear.
19:23Suckle her ear!
19:24Something's weird with elephants.
19:26Sucking fingers, licking ears.
19:28I see why Wham's getting bullied now.
19:30But with Olimba maturing, she's needing to leave the orphanage.
19:34Leaving Wham behind.
19:36Why?
19:37He just got comfortable.
19:38Well now he's gonna be sulking more.
19:40He's gonna be sucking on that finger a lot.
19:42No, Wham sticks with his traditional diet.
19:45And a year later-
19:46Time has come for Wham to leave the nursery.
19:50Dad.
19:51Not like that.
19:52He'll be heading here.
19:53Kafui National Park.
19:55Wow, look at that.
19:57Beautiful.
19:58He'll be the youngest and will need to make new friends.
20:01Oh, for God's sake, this poor elephant.
20:03All he has to do is keep going around making friends.
20:05Learn, Kevin.
20:06Take a note or two.
20:07But before being released into the wild,
20:09Wham's potential new herd has been gathering into the pen
20:12to see if he'll be accepted.
20:14It's like all the young ones are coming.
20:15Hey, we've got someone new.
20:16Oh, look.
20:17Hello.
20:18Hello.
20:19He approaches one of the younger females.
20:22Who's going in?
20:22Just play it cool, man.
20:24Slow and steady, my friend.
20:28It's not the warmest of welcomes.
20:30She's like, distance.
20:31I thought she was gonna lift the leg and piss on him.
20:33Not quite.
20:33Luckily, Wham's found himself a wingman.
20:36It's always good to have a friend.
20:37Yeah, let's go check out all the hot chicks.
20:40Alright, cuz, you go that one, I'll go this one.
20:42Let's see who can get the number.
20:43Together, they start to mingle.
20:45That's all you need when you go to a party, just a friend to come in with you.
20:49Plus one.
20:49But when Aaron, his keeper, feels that Wham has been accepted into his new herd.
20:54The gates are opened.
20:56Set them free.
20:58They're off back into the wild now all together.
21:00Wham takes his first steps back to the wild.
21:04Poor Aaron. Aaron's probably heartbroken too.
21:06Well, I suppose it'd be like a child leaving home, wouldn't it?
21:09The moment has come to say goodbye.
21:13Oh, he's crying.
21:15Oh, I would not be able to let go if I was Aaron.
21:17I'm not clapping right now.
21:18I didn't even race this thing.
21:19I know, I can't watch that.
21:20I'm gonna cry.
21:24Be free, be strong.
21:25That's lovely.
21:27That's so cute.
21:30Bro, get it together, man.
21:33Bye, leave you alone, dude.
21:34Leave you alone.
21:39Since filming Wham has been fully accepted into the herd.
21:43Thank goodness.
21:43Where are the tissues?
21:44There you go, bro.
21:45Keep loading up.
21:47Oh, stop it.
21:49That got me right in here.
21:50See why I don't like to watch animal shows with you, Sarah?
21:52You end up just cuddling our kids for like three days.
22:05There's been a major development at the Del Pachitras.
22:08I got myself a biscuit.
22:14Wednesday on Foxtel, we watched...
22:16Selling houses Australia!
22:18Oh, I love this show.
22:19God, if only I owned a home to sell.
22:21Well, let's meet a couple that do.
22:23Elton and Belinda.
22:24Hi, Elton.
22:25Hi, Belinda.
22:25And they're trying to sell Elton's old bachelor pad
22:28in Brisbane's Carina Heights.
22:30That's not far from us.
22:31Just around the corner.
22:33Just ten kilometres from Brisbane CBD.
22:35The problem with it being so close to Brisbane
22:37is it's so close to Brisbane.
22:39Did the kitchen, laundry, barley hut out at the back.
22:42Barley hut!
22:43Chicken coops.
22:44Chicken coop in a bar.
22:46What more do you need?
22:47Nothing.
22:47We've definitely outgrown this place.
22:49It's time to move.
22:50That's what they said three years ago.
22:52Oh, no.
22:54It's been on the market for three years.
22:56But not even a nibble.
22:57Because nobody wants to buy a bachelor pad with a chicken coop and a barley hut.
23:02Here we go.
23:03Andrew, to the rescue.
23:05Oh.
23:06What?
23:08Oh, you walked straight into a gym lounge room.
23:11Winning combination.
23:11That's a bachelor pad, my friend.
23:13I must congratulate you.
23:14You've actually got built-ins in here.
23:16Yeah, we do.
23:16You also installed those.
23:18Yeah.
23:19It's cork so you can stick the...
23:21Stick photos.
23:21That was a choice.
23:22So it's meant to look ugly.
23:24Yeah, it's not ideal.
23:25Knock a couple of walls down, lick a paint, bit of carpet, take the bars off the window.
23:29Dude, they're in Brisbane.
23:30Probably reinforce the bars on the window.
23:32Show us the backyard.
23:34Oh, so many things.
23:35They've got something for everyone here.
23:37Tiki bar.
23:38Well, you ripped that down.
23:39The cubby house.
23:40Lose that straight away.
23:41Another outdoor entertaining area with two seats.
23:44Kind of like a 19-year-old that's done up his car.
23:46He's just kind of put random things on it.
23:48Spoiler and a little muffler here and then extra wheels.
23:52This is still a bachelor's pad.
23:53Yeah.
23:54It's a shithole.
23:55Okay, let's get this house sold.
23:57There's going to have to be a certain amount of investment to get it market ready.
24:00How much?
24:01How much are you going to spend?
24:02Man, you're going to need seven, eight hundred grand to do this thing up.
24:05I think around $50,000.
24:07What?
24:08A joke.
24:0950 grand is all they've got.
24:11Do you think that could work?
24:12It's a little tight.
24:13It's always tight.
24:14What can they do with 50k?
24:15Knock it down.
24:16A lot of the work here is in clearing out the chaos.
24:19Mate, the bins are costing three grand.
24:21A couple of grand and I've got some beautiful turf for the kids to play on.
24:25A couple of grand, my heart.
24:27No way.
24:28An MCG's worth of turf.
24:30And a new sense, Matt.
24:31That's ten grand.
24:32Well, maybe it's costing less inside.
24:34We need a fresh, modern kitchen.
24:36Are they pulling apart the whole kitchen?
24:38They can afford to do that.
24:39Even with a few new appliances, I'm still well within budget.
24:43What are you talking about?
24:44How is all that $50,000?
24:46Simply replace the cabinetry with a low cost option.
24:50What low cost option?
24:51What's a low cost option?
24:52I'm really interested to see how it'll turn out.
24:54Yeah, same.
24:55Here it is.
24:57What's that wooden thing?
24:58That's new.
24:59That little pointless thing.
25:01I love a pointless structure.
25:02I thought that was a clothesline.
25:04No point to it whatsoever, but aesthetically, it just works.
25:08No, it doesn't.
25:09I hate it.
25:10What a waste of money.
25:11Well, wait till you see what's inside.
25:13Here we go.
25:14Show us.
25:14Instead of a living room stroke gym, we now have a proper entrance.
25:19Aww.
25:20New floors.
25:21You're kidding.
25:22You're joking.
25:23So how much room was left?
25:25Because obviously this was the living area.
25:26Oh, it's turned into a bedroom.
25:28Much better.
25:29If this is 50 grand, my God, I'm going to renovate every week.
25:31Let's go outside.
25:32Look at it.
25:33What, what?
25:34There's something about having real grass that you can mow.
25:38Well, that you can smell.
25:39That your dog can shit on.
25:42Absolutely beautiful.
25:43That 50 grand went a really long way.
25:46But you know what this is?
25:47This is a polished turd.
25:49Oh, I know.
25:50Do you reckon they're still going to sell it or do you reckon they'll keep it?
25:52That's another show, Darls.
25:54Oh, look at that.
25:55Sold!
25:56Seems they have.
25:57Oh.
25:57He's only bought four beers over.
25:59Andrew!
25:59No champagne, no wine.
26:00It would be a slab.
26:02You only have a budget of 50k.
26:04You don't deserve bubbles.
26:05Dare I ask what the final selling figure was?
26:07How much?
26:08If he sells this for a million dollars, I'll cry.
26:10One, two, eight.
26:11What?
26:12Holy shit!
26:13The ATO are licking their lips, buddy.
26:16Two new beginnings.
26:17Yes.
26:18Oh, and he's having one as well.
26:19So there's one left.
26:19They've got one over they can share.
26:23Oh my God, 50 grand.
26:25My ass.
26:26This is not reality TV.
26:27No.
26:27This is fantasy TV.
26:29You would just laugh if someone brought you over four beers.
26:31I'll be so.
26:32On your bike.
26:33You would have said, and you're drinking what?
26:35Yeah, what do you have a mate?
26:38For beer.
26:39Jesus Christ.
26:40For beer.
26:40Jesus Christ.
26:53So we've moved houses, me and my family.
26:55Oh yeah.
26:56And I now have my own bathroom.
26:58Which means I'll never accidentally use someone else's toothbrush in the dark ever again.
27:03Because that was happening way too often.
27:05Don't admit that to anyone else.
27:06That's like you've hooked up with your siblings.
27:07Oh.
27:09I hope it wasn't Zach's mouth.
27:11It was Zach's mouth.
27:13On Disney Plus, there's a new travel show with a host you'll probably recognise.
27:18For most of my life, I've felt really confident.
27:22Will Smith?
27:23Will Smith?
27:24Oh, it's Will Smith.
27:25Oh, it's Will Smith.
27:25He's not going to **** anyone, is he?
27:28Will Smith.
27:28With the Oscars round the corner, Will Smith is going to great lengths, from the North
27:33to the South Pole, to try and convince us that he's so much more than the guy who
27:38slapped the **** out of Chris Rock.
27:41This is coming at a really interesting time in my life.
27:46I hope this isn't going to be like a sob story for him.
27:48I can almost guarantee you, my friend, it will be.
27:52Pole to Pole with Will Smith.
27:55Oh.
27:56I'd like to go pole to pole with Will Smith.
27:59For the next leg on my pole to pole journey, I've landed in Bhutan.
28:05Bhutan!
28:05This is a very popular new destination.
28:08Have you been there, Kate?
28:09No, I haven't.
28:09Most Bhutanese people have never heard of the Fresh Prince, Men in Black or anything
28:14Will Smith has ever done.
28:16Coincidentally, Bhutan is often considered the happiest nation on Earth.
28:21It's like from a different era.
28:22I've landed to join a scientific expedition in search of the secret to happiness.
28:29So he's trying to find happiness.
28:31We have a lot of bad ideas about what makes us happy.
28:33What do you think makes you happy before seeing the show?
28:35Community.
28:36Interesting.
28:37Happiness for me is being very wealthy.
28:40Being able to emotionally express yourself.
28:42Private jet.
28:43Professionally feeling fulfilled.
28:45Madhouse.
28:46Other human contact.
28:47Yeah.
28:47And to feel safe and accepted.
28:49And all concrete.
28:49People often make the mistake of trying to find happiness by seeking.
28:54Pleasure.
28:55What is pleasure to me?
28:59Ew.
29:00I think he's going to go touch himself up in the Himalayas.
29:02No, it's not that kind of show.
29:04Pleasure comes in many forms.
29:06Exactly.
29:06For example, you and I might derive pleasure from watching something like this happen.
29:10I need you to jump off that bridge.
29:13Oh my God.
29:14I don't know if this makes you happy jumping off a bridge.
29:17It'll make Chris Rock happy.
29:18Good point.
29:19You said we were doing pleasure.
29:21Oh.
29:21Is there a rope?
29:22Yes, there's a rope.
29:23Aww.
29:25And he will inevitably, like he's hoping his career will do, bounce back.
29:30Are you coming off anytime soon?
29:32I certainly hope so.
29:34Oh.
29:35By jumping off, your brain's going to release all these dolphins into your head.
29:40Dolphins?
29:40So, here's your heart.
29:42We have this quick high.
29:43Pleasure is not meant to last.
29:45Doesn't last, especially with a man.
29:47It's a two-minute pleasure.
29:49Pleasure is momentary happiness.
29:51Next, we ask whether the secret for Will, to find some chill, is to climb this hill.
29:56I just gotta chill.
29:57Have a chill pill, Will.
29:59And it seems to be working, because he's managed to walk past these rocks without slapping any of them.
30:05See, when people are happy, they go out.
30:08You don't see happy people sitting in a house, do you?
30:12Oh, I'm happy and I sit in the house.
30:13You don't look very happy.
30:14I'm happy.
30:16I don't need to go on top of a mountain to be happy.
30:18What a whole lot of crap.
30:19Maybe these people know the secret to happiness.
30:22How come they wear that spike on their hearts like that?
30:25To avoid the birds?
30:27Oh yeah, maybe.
30:29Or this monk?
30:32He's showing him how he slapped Chris Rock.
30:35Remember this?
30:36Sometimes we can be very popular and sometimes not.
30:39I know about that, personally.
30:42Is he trying to get people to feel sorry for him?
30:44Yeah.
30:45You know, I was striving to be the biggest movie star in the world.
30:49And you still would be if you didn't slap someone.
30:53There is no other way to find happiness than within yourself.
30:57Yeah, you gotta let it go.
30:58Inner happiness.
30:59Yeah, he's gotta stop worrying the fact that everyone hates him.
31:02Within me where?
31:05In your cheeks.
31:06Your prostate.
31:09Are we feeling warmer towards Will?
31:12No.
31:13No.
31:14Yeah, neither.
31:15Nah, man.
31:16I want to, but I can't.
31:20I wish that he would stay in the Himalayas.
31:34In Melbourne, Anastasia's recently been to the theatre.
31:38I brought every single thing that was merchandise there.
31:40With Anastasia written on it.
31:42As if you can't buy stuff with your name on it.
31:44You show me where there's Anastasia in shops.
31:47They've never got ethnic names.
31:49They've never got Yorgos, George.
31:50They've never got Vula, Tula, Sula, Kula.
31:53Oh, forget it.
31:53And Faye.
31:54And they've got, I've seen Faye.
31:57This week on Paramount Plus, we watch the latest Yellowstone spin-off series.
32:03Marshalls, a Yellowstone story.
32:05Does anyone want to give me a two-second overview of what Yellowstone is?
32:08I don't know.
32:09So basically, Yellowstone is a mob drama based on a family farm.
32:14But it's cowboys.
32:15Right.
32:16And this series follows Casey.
32:18Cowboy Casey.
32:19He's a cutie.
32:20That's right.
32:21Whose friend is trying to convince him to join the US Marshals.
32:24Yee-haw!
32:25No, they don't yee-haw here.
32:26No?
32:26No.
32:28Oh, look at that.
32:29A hot guy that know how to shoot guns.
32:32Yeah?
32:33Yep.
32:33Yeah.
32:34But he's not just here to shoot guns.
32:37I could sure use another door kicker.
32:38Casey doesn't want to get involved in any of that shit though.
32:41Well, let's find out.
32:43All right, down at the local saloon.
32:46My dream is to go to one of these pubs.
32:48As an Arab man.
32:50Yes.
32:50In America.
32:51Yes.
32:51You will get shot on sight.
32:53Shame me to come out with your team and you drag me to a place like this.
32:55Hey guys, we got an Arab here.
32:58He's gonna definitely blow us up.
33:00There'll be extra eyes and ears if you need him.
33:02He's joining the Marshals.
33:03Let's talk to Minowat.
33:04Welcome to the US Marshals.
33:06You just get one of those.
33:07That was the job interview.
33:08No background check.
33:09No nothing.
33:10Nah, that's right.
33:11And for his first job, Casey's at a Native American land rally.
33:15This is our man since that PSD we pulled in JPEG.
33:18What?
33:18Geez, I can barely decipher what they're saying.
33:21Who cares they're good looking.
33:22Yep.
33:23Uh-oh.
33:24Who's that?
33:24Who's that?
33:25Oh, something's happening.
33:27Say again, possible trigger man.
33:28Black bag.
33:29Black bag.
33:29He's got a bomb.
33:30It's a bomb.
33:30Oh shit.
33:31Run, run.
33:32Uh-oh.
33:34Oh.
33:36Get him, Case.
33:37He'll get him.
33:38Casey always gets him.
33:39Well, he does get this guy.
33:41Jim Kane, you're a person of interest in today's bombing.
33:44Great.
33:44Perfect.
33:44The suspect's in the hospital.
33:46Yeah.
33:46Not a coincidence.
33:47Sorry.
33:47Didn't know he had company.
33:48What's going on?
33:49They're doing the stare-off.
33:50I don't think he's the man.
33:54Oh, that's not a proper one.
33:56That's not a proper one.
33:56He had different shoes on.
33:58Dodgy doctor.
34:00Follow him, Casey.
34:00Don't make it obvious.
34:02My God, don't you know how to follow someone properly?
34:05Oh, we're going to have a scuffle in the dunny.
34:07Oh, there we go.
34:09Oh.
34:11Get your gun.
34:13Throw him out the window.
34:15Knee in the balls.
34:16Oh.
34:17Break his arm.
34:17He's in the hospital.
34:18He'll get care straight away.
34:21Get him, Casey.
34:22Oh my gosh.
34:22Nothing like a scuffle in the dunnies, is there?
34:24Yeah.
34:28That's a big toilet.
34:30I still don't really get why the Native American guy was in there.
34:34Because the Native American guy dropped the bag that exploded off.
34:37Yeah.
34:37And then that guy who just got shot definitely was the trigger man.
34:40That's right.
34:40And Casey finds this on the trigger man's phone.
34:43Jim Keen's wife and daughter.
34:45Oh, the guy's got his family.
34:48I'll crawl through hell to find your family, but I need your help.
34:50Casey's going to get him back.
34:52Casey will sort it.
34:52And after some research.
34:54I'm working on it.
34:55Oh, okay.
34:56They track Jim's wife and daughter to this property.
34:58It's a quote.
34:59Should we do a call out?
35:00Call out?
35:01Hey, is anyone in there?
35:04Oh!
35:05My God.
35:08Oh my God, they still have a landline.
35:10People getting shot dead in your life.
35:12Oh, they've still got a landline.
35:15And after a house search, they find the wife, but...
35:19Enough sign of the girl.
35:20They took the daughter.
35:23Shit, this is tense.
35:24Where are they taking the girl?
35:25Come on, Casey.
35:26Give me another kick.
35:27Go for the balls.
35:28I have a lot more ways of hurting you than you ever resisted me.
35:30If he went for his nuts, he'd talk more.
35:33Yep.
35:34Tracker Lake.
35:35What did he say?
35:36Tracker Lake.
35:36He told them where they were taking the girl.
35:38How did you understand that idiot?
35:39The guy are taking her there.
35:42Because I talk to a two-year-old every day, I can understand mumble.
35:45And Tracker Lake is exactly where she is.
35:49What do you do?
35:50Go for the balls.
35:51Come on, kid.
35:52Leave me alone.
35:53No, don't take the shot.
35:54Take the shot.
35:55Come on, Casey.
35:57Bullseye.
35:58You're okay.
35:59Come on, kid.
35:59Well, they got him.
36:00Man, he's good at what he does.
36:02I think I'd just like to sit down on the couch with Casey.
36:05Just have a conversation.
36:07On the couch?
36:08You'd be in jail.
36:09I don't know what you've got to do, do you?
36:12I like it.
36:13I am absolutely hook, line and sinker in a Marshalls.
36:16That's pretty good.
36:17I'd watch that when I'm hungover.
36:18But that's what I like now.
36:19I like just waiting and just get the whole lot in one go and watch it.
36:23I do too.
36:23But you get into about eight episodes and you go,
36:25Oh, I've got to go to bed, Lee.
36:27Because I need a bit strength when we get in bed, Lee.
36:29Oh, shut up.
36:42You're great.
36:43In Melbourne, Tim's done some online shopping.
36:46Oh!
36:47I know what these are.
36:48They are LED shoes.
36:51No, get... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
36:56Oh, my God.
36:58And you thought I couldn't be any gayer.
37:02Thursday on SBS.
37:03Our public health service is under pressure like never before.
37:07We watch the second season of the medical series
37:09that puts celebrities in the shoes of our health workers.
37:13Oh, I've seen the ads for this.
37:15They will experience firsthand the extraordinary challenges
37:18staff face right across the medical front line.
37:22The hospital in the deep end. Ooh.
37:25This is like I'm a celebrity, hospital edition.
37:27I'm a celebrity, get me in there.
37:29And one of those celebrities is...
37:31Movie star Ruby Rose?
37:33What the heck? Hello.
37:34I adored her in Orange is the New Black.
37:37It's getting real. I'm about to scrub in.
37:39Wait, so are they fully helping?
37:41Yes. Not my luck, they'd send in Pauline Hanson.
37:44Ruby will be focusing on spinal surgery.
37:47You might have a crack putting that line in.
37:49Yeah, I do mind.
37:50Can I close?
37:51It's an area of medicine she has personal experience of.
37:54Really?
37:55Having suffered a serious injury while doing an aerial stunt on set.
37:59Oh, yeah. What movie did that happen on?
38:01That woman.
38:02I didn't know that.
38:03These two discs had completely exploded into my spine,
38:06leaving lots of chunks in my spinal cord.
38:09Oh, my God.
38:10You could become paraplegic or quadriplegic
38:12even if you just laugh the wrong way.
38:14No way.
38:15That's terrifying.
38:16Yeah.
38:17I've had surgery. I've been put under.
38:19The tonsil removal?
38:20Don't make it sound like it wasn't that big of a deal.
38:22Yes, I had a full tonsillectomy.
38:24Ruby's job will be to offer emotional support to patients.
38:27Oh, wow.
38:28Okay.
38:28Empathy and understanding here.
38:30Everybody needs an emotional support actor.
38:32Yeah.
38:33Matt is a farm owner from regional New South Wales.
38:36Hi, Matt. What's happened?
38:37He's got disc protrusions which are pressing on his spinal cord
38:40and the nerve root.
38:41Oh.
38:41Nerve pain is the worst.
38:42Ruby's had almost exactly the same operation that you were about to get.
38:46That would have been quite comforting for me, I think,
38:48if someone had the same thing and got through it fine.
38:50The idea is that we're hoping that it's just going to be really simple.
38:53We...
38:54Yes, Dr. Ruby.
38:55So this is one of the discs.
38:57Oh, my God.
38:58So that's about 50% of which has been removed.
39:00Oh.
39:01Sorry, is that part of his spinal cord?
39:03No, it's actually one of the discs between his vertebrae that's been pulverised due to...
39:07I'm getting a drink.
39:08I can't see this.
39:10Ugh.
39:10That noise.
39:11Oh, my God.
39:12Are they literally just chiseling into the side of his neck?
39:15Oh, my gosh.
39:16What?
39:17Oh!
39:17Why is he hammering?
39:18Listen to that noise.
39:19It's like a tent peg.
39:21Mate, it's a chippy's lab, this joint.
39:22He won't know until the morning whether the operation has been a success.
39:27Let's hope this goes well for Matt.
39:28He needs this surgery to be a success.
39:30Oh, my gosh.
39:32Look at you.
39:33Oh, he's standing up.
39:34Am I allowed to hug you?
39:36Sure.
39:36I would love to give you a hug.
39:38Wow.
39:38Ruby does look like a hugger, doesn't she?
39:40She's a hugger.
39:41Even if you don't want it, I'm going to give it to you anyway.
39:42I'm going to give you one last hug.
39:43That's the most times that that bloke from the country has hugged anyone.
39:47Let's meet our next celebrity to slip on the scrubs.
39:49Isn't that Matt Preston from MasterChef?
39:52From a cook to a doctor.
39:53First time in scrubs.
39:55They're incredibly comfortable.
39:57He's wearing the lunar scrubs.
39:58Red.
39:59This guy doesn't know what he's doing.
40:00He will be working in the acute geriatric ward.
40:03Oh, that would be tough.
40:05And it doesn't take long before...
40:08Oh!
40:09It's okay with the patients and I'm responding.
40:11Oh, my God, look at the number of people in there.
40:13How confronting for a non-trained medical person
40:17to be doing a shift or two at the hospital.
40:19It makes you realise the constant pressure that if you work here,
40:23you have to be on that.
40:24They have, like, PTSD, like, every day.
40:26I'm not going to sugarcoat what age care is like.
40:29Nurses definitely do not get paid enough.
40:31We don't have enough nursing homes.
40:33We don't have enough appropriate facilities
40:36for those who need that specialised care.
40:38You know, my dad was in hospital for about a month.
40:40He had to stay there because they couldn't put him into a rehab centre.
40:43But Matt's being shown an alternative.
40:46A home visit.
40:47Oh, we're doing a home visit.
40:48We're going to see a lady called Val.
40:51She's 87.
40:51It was determined that she could rehabilitate at home.
40:54That will free up space in the emergency department.
40:57I insisted on coming home.
40:59My mum was exactly the same.
41:01Hospitals are confronting and scary
41:03and there's stuff going on you don't understand.
41:05It's all about being in your safe space.
41:07Aww!
41:08The therapy dog.
41:09I'd rather that than be in hospital, I think.
41:11Yeah, definitely.
41:12100%.
41:12My dad was a zombie in the hospital.
41:14Yeah.
41:14And then he came home and he was a new person within two hours.
41:18It costs about three times less to care for people at home
41:21as it does in a hospital.
41:23It's just such a great way to deliver care.
41:25And I feel like everyone kind of benefits.
41:28Yup.
41:28These are light bulb moments.
41:30Yeah, true.
41:31I like that.
41:32Yeah, me too.
41:35Oh, wow.
41:36That was powerful stuff.
41:37I really loved that.
41:39Sure.
41:39So let's get the politicians in the healthcare system.
41:41True.
41:42Get them to work a day on the geriatric ward or the neurology ward
41:45and we might see some change.
41:47Yeah.
42:01Does anyone like my new pants?
42:02I hate them.
42:03I warmed to work and got lots of comments.
42:05That's right.
42:05Someone said to me, those pants are very you.
42:07I take offence.
42:08Really?
42:08HR them.
42:09It was HR who said it.
42:11Sorry.
42:13Do you like museums?
42:15None.
42:15What about ABC game shows?
42:17Not even a little bit.
42:18How about Tasmania?
42:19Ew.
42:20Well, the ABC do.
42:23Tonight at the museum.
42:24Alright, what's this?
42:25It's a new game show that has host Alex Lee guide four celebrity guests through a series
42:30of museum related questions and challenges.
42:33Oh, okay.
42:34Let's go.
42:35Let's go.
42:35Who's ever wanted to sneak around in a museum after dark?
42:40Absolutely not.
42:41I've seen how that eventuates with Ben Stiller.
42:43You've all been given a torch and today we are asking you all to find an object that would
42:49impress a 14 year old.
42:51Go, go, go.
42:52You know what would impress a 14 year old?
42:54Nothing at a museum.
42:56Well, I have a 14 year old, so he was like this.
43:00You know what?
43:01iPhone.
43:01Or like a Call of Duty headset or something like that.
43:05I'm going to call her right now.
43:06I don't think you've been to a museum ever.
43:09This is exactly what 14 year old Brett would want.
43:12It's a bong.
43:13See?
43:14I have been to a museum.
43:16Okay.
43:16I can't wait to see what you've all got.
43:18Yes, show us.
43:19The panel returned with photos of a currawong.
43:22Okay.
43:22A bandicoot.
43:23What?
43:24A horn.
43:25Really?
43:25And British comedian Alan Davies won the round with...
43:28Oh my God.
43:29What is that?
43:30This is a blizzard mask.
43:32I guess 14 year olds would probably pop that on and ride their e-bikes around.
43:36Alan, two points because I think you really know your teenager.
43:40If I was going to impress a 14 year old, I'd go on a microscope.
43:42From Supre.
43:43Oh, you're right.
43:45Yep.
43:45Or some UDLs and a bottle of passion pop.
43:47Time now for some questions.
43:48Oh, here we go.
43:50They say good things come in threes and kangaroos have three of me.
43:54What am I?
43:55Kangaroos have three of me.
43:57Alan.
43:58You're a vagina.
44:00A what?
44:00Correct.
44:01Oh my God.
44:02What a kangaroo's got three vaginas.
44:04Holy moly.
44:05We got robbed, Faye.
44:06We're about to learn more than we ever thought we wanted to know about animal vaginas.
44:10I'm good with what I already know about animal vaginas.
44:13I know absolutely zero.
44:15I did a thesis in pharmacology, Kate.
44:18Yeah, but not vaginas, Matt.
44:20Well, here to enlighten us is ecologist Tiana Pertall.
44:24Vaginas for everyone.
44:25What is it with Tasmania and vaginas?
44:28What do female red back water strider genitals and Captain America both have in common?
44:33They both have a shield.
44:34Yes.
44:35So I know my water strider vagina anatomy.
44:38Red back water striders have a genital shield.
44:41Wait, why don't we have a genital shield?
44:43We have words to say no.
44:45So this is the ovipositor, so the sperm get deposited right here.
44:49How much are you learning right now?
44:50I can imagine you at the pub on Saturday night.
44:52Guess what, Bob?
44:53No, I'm the did you know guy.
44:55Did you know?
44:56Alright, now we're coming to your clitoris.
44:58There we go.
45:00I know where mine is.
45:01I don't know why you're knocking me.
45:02Why would you have no excuse if you couldn't find a hyena clitoris?
45:05I know this one.
45:06Female hyenas have a fake dick.
45:09Wait.
45:10Wait, wait, wait.
45:11Yes, what?
45:12They have a fake penis.
45:13Shouldn't this be on at two o'clock in the morning?
45:15They have an eight inch long clitoris.
45:18Wow, that's a long chorizo.
45:20I still wouldn't be able to find it.
45:21The only way the male can get his penis in there is if she kind of deflates her pseudo-penis
45:26and it kind of gets inverted like a sock getting pulled inside out.
45:30So they insert their penis into the retracting penis.
45:35We call that docking.
45:37That's crazy, man.
45:40Wow.
45:40Did you know?
45:41Let's take a swing by the museum's entomology section.
45:45What does that mean?
45:46Bugs.
45:46The peacock spider uses dance moves, but if her potential mate doesn't like them, what will she do?
45:52Kill them.
45:52Eat them.
45:53Tegan.
45:54Eat them?
45:55She will.
45:55Yes.
45:56What?
45:57What does the witchetty grub grow up to be?
45:59A cockroach.
46:00A moth.
46:01A moth?
46:02That is correct.
46:03What?
46:04I know my animals, bro.
46:05What is the loudest insect?
46:07Cricket.
46:08Cicada.
46:09Tegan.
46:09Cicada.
46:10Correct?
46:12Dude, are you Googling this?
46:13I'm not Googling this.
46:14Are you Googling this?
46:15Are you Googling this?
46:16What does Australia's largest insect, the gargantuan stick insect, look like?
46:21A branch of a tree.
46:22A stick.
46:23Zoe.
46:23A stick?
46:24Correct.
46:25Give me your phone.
46:26I don't believe you.
46:27You're Googling this.
46:28Hey, can you keep giving me those answers?
46:29Yeah, sweet.
46:30That is the end of the show.
46:32You know what?
46:32I will bring you to Trivia on Tuesday.
46:35Bring it on.
46:35And what I'll do to a few other people, I'll say, did you know that a hyena...
46:41No.
46:42You don't even buy it anymore.
46:45Was it interesting?
46:46Talking about Virginias?
46:47That was pretty good.
46:49Hyenas got fake dick.
46:50A big one.
46:51I mean, small one.
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