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00:00Last night on Big Brother.
00:04Tensions were high in the house.
00:07Edward said, everyone's just got their sob story, yada, yada, yada.
00:10It's actually real stories.
00:13With the eviction showdown fast approaching.
00:16Am I being mean?
00:17I don't want to be mean.
00:18I'm going to cry now.
00:21As Big Brother brought more Christmas gifts.
00:24That might just make your heart jingle for all the wrong reasons.
00:28My heart jingle's enough.
00:29No.
00:30A wicked twist on the advent calendar.
00:32What are you doing?
00:34There's prawns in there.
00:37The housemates had to face their festive fear.
00:40Oh, oh.
00:42Hmm.
00:43No.
00:44Chili.
00:44Oh, no.
00:46Your eyes are watering.
00:47No, they're not.
00:47It all ended in tears.
00:50Seeds are stuck in my brace wires.
00:52Oh.
00:53You have passed.
00:55That is disgusting, bro.
00:56And the house got their shopping budget.
00:59See, that looks like a waste of money, don't you reckon?
01:02I can't just get the sausages.
01:04While our lovebirds...
01:05Right, quick.
01:08...kept the kissing under wraps.
01:11Right under their noses, they don't even know what's going on.
01:19I think she likes conflict so that the house will split.
01:22The gloves are off.
01:24Not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
01:26You don't appreciate all the digs I've been giving.
01:28In the final surge towards a major elimination.
01:32Colin, stop!
01:34Because I know that you think you've got that high horse.
01:36Oh, you know what I think, do you?
01:37I don't like this towards the end.
01:39But there's a huge plot twist no one will see coming.
01:43I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
01:46I really don't.
01:47While a secret mission for the boys...
01:49You must secretly steal each item on this list.
01:54...turns the festive season of giving...
01:56Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
01:59...to the sneaky season of stealing.
02:02Oh, OK.
02:24It's day 26 in the Big Brother house.
02:28And after a week of Christmas celebrations,
02:31the housemates are waking up merrier than ever.
02:34Whoa!
02:35Jesus!
02:36Mmm!
02:38Hey!
02:39This is Big Brother.
02:41Good morning, housemates.
02:43Good morning.
02:43This might just be your best day yet.
02:47What does that even mean?
02:50Coco.
02:52Coco, my face.
02:54I have doubles, doubles...
02:57Hey, listen, Coco's Christmas Cafe is closed, dude.
03:00You've got to go in the kitchen and get it yourself.
03:02What?
03:02The coffee machine is now in the...
03:04So you can make your own coffee.
03:06Oh, I'm so happy.
03:09Take me with you, Eddie.
03:11Eddie!
03:11Eddie!
03:12Eddie!
03:13Oh, my gosh, I'll wedgie you so deep.
03:16Come on, let's go.
03:18Come on, let's go.
03:21Oh, he's weird.
03:30Actual cow's milk.
03:37What a mess.
03:45This is our life now, Anne.
03:49Oh, God, help us, man.
03:51We've gone from being faithful wives to seeing a myriad of bums and...
03:56I know.
03:57...in 20 days.
03:58Mind you, at least that one wasn't a hairy one, though.
04:00Yeah, that one was more pleasant.
04:01No, I've got a full bladder. I want to wee myself.
04:05Brother, I would just like to ask,
04:07do you think there's a chance that I have the Guinness World Record
04:09for most farts done by a TV show character live-action, bro?
04:16That could be cool.
04:22You got up on the right side of the weather, sir, today.
04:24What?
04:25You just seem much more cheery, much more happy.
04:28Yeah, happy to be here. Could be my last day.
04:30As a nominated housemate, how are you feeling this morning?
04:34Feeling good, actually.
04:36Feels good. We're coming to the end of it.
04:38In a cheerful mood and, yeah, it's nice to wake up to everyone
04:42and everyone seems to be in a good mood and having a coffee together.
04:45Do you want me to make you a coffee?
04:47Oh, my gosh.
04:49You're such a weirdo.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Can you just not seriously, though, I haven't had my coffee yet.
04:58So, no worries about being nominated.
05:01Oh, look, it is a worry, you know.
05:04Like, I don't...
05:05I've probably played it off a little bit cool last night
05:06after thinking about it, you know, in bed last night.
05:09I do really want to be here,
05:10and I do really want to be here till the end.
05:13You know, there's such, you know, such amazing people in here.
05:17Obviously, with a few hiccups here and there,
05:18because there always is, but...
05:20We love each other deep down.
05:21We know it's a game, but at the same time,
05:23we really are a family,
05:24and it's going to be sad to see any of us leave.
05:27So, to be honest, big brother,
05:29I'm just trying to be as positive as I can.
05:31Yeah, I thought that was banger, bro.
05:33That was great.
05:43I'm losing all my eyebrows as I get older.
05:46You are?
05:47Yep.
05:48Really?
05:48I've got, like, no eyebrows at the end.
05:51I've, like...
05:52Oh, yeah, sometimes they do taper off at the end, though,
05:55don't they?
05:55I don't know.
05:56I'm, like...
05:57I don't have enough hair to, for, like...
05:58Yeah, yeah.
06:00Got ya.
06:01Yeah.
06:07It must feel nice not being nominated, Em.
06:10I was shocked.
06:11I was pretty certain that I was going to be in that group.
06:14I can't believe there's only us three girls left.
06:16I know.
06:17It's a boy's world.
06:18It is, isn't it?
06:19It must feel amazing to make it to the end,
06:21you know what I mean?
06:23Oh, I mean...
06:24I mean, that's if it is.
06:25I mean, who knows?
06:26There could be a sneaky one in between.
06:28This is a thing.
06:29We just don't know, do we, love?
06:33Emily.
06:34Good morning, big brother.
06:34How are you?
06:36What can big brother do for you?
06:37Oh, I've just got a little bit of a...
06:39Like, a little bit of a weight on my shoulders.
06:43I, um...
06:44It's just getting to me a little bit that I nominated Coco.
06:49Why is that?
06:50Well, because I do like Coco.
06:52I think she's a lovely, lovely girl.
06:53In all reality, I don't want anyone to go.
06:57I just...
06:57I don't know.
06:58I just feel...
06:58I feel bad about it.
07:00I love the fact that, um...
07:03Bruce has dry shampoo.
07:04I think it's the funniest thing ever.
07:06Oh, yeah.
07:07Oi, it's the funniest thing ever.
07:08I know, right?
07:09Bless him.
07:09Oi, I'm like...
07:11Actually, I'm like...
07:11Do you even...
07:11What guy has that?
07:13I might grab a bit of that after you, darling.
07:16It's so funny.
07:17I'm like, what guy has dry shampoo?
07:19That's classic days.
07:21Emily.
07:22Yep.
07:23A nomination does not have to mean that you do not like that person.
07:28No, I'll...
07:28Yeah.
07:29Well, yeah, well, that's it, because I do like her, yeah.
07:34That would usually be the biggest, like, watch to me,
07:38but now I'm, like, I'm using it, so it's like...
07:40It's great.
07:40This one smells good.
07:41Huh?
07:41This one's a great one.
07:43It smells good.
07:43It smells like organ oil.
07:44It's nice.
07:47It's all just a game.
07:49You like saying that, don't you?
07:51Just reminding you.
07:53Yeah, I...
07:54Roger that.
07:55It doesn't mean that your remaining days will be easy.
08:01Well, no, I understand that,
08:03but I did vomit on national television, so...
08:06I mean...
08:08I know it could get worse,
08:10but I do think I've reached the bottom of the barrel there.
08:14Can you still taste the blue cheese?
08:16No.
08:18No.
08:19I tried to drown it with a scotch finger,
08:21a couple of scotch fingers yesterday,
08:23and it seemed to have hidden or destroyed
08:25some of those flavours and aromas.
08:27Well, that's a win.
08:29It is.
08:29It's a win for me, big brother.
08:34After recent accusations of spending too much time with Bruce,
08:38Coco is trying to reconnect with Alana.
08:42How are you feeling?
08:43Are you feeling good?
08:43Because, like, you must be feeling good,
08:45not being up for noms too.
08:47Yeah, it was just nice not to be...
08:49This morning, it was nice to wake up and go,
08:52I get a day off from that pending sense of doom of...
08:56Pending sense of doom.
08:56..what's going to happen, what's going to happen.
08:59And I think because it's so close to the end,
09:01it doesn't...
09:02It's not like it used to...
09:03It doesn't feel like it used to feel anyway.
09:05It just feels like there's more tension in the house
09:07or something, though.
09:08It's because the concentration, it's the dynamics.
09:11The dynamics are different.
09:12Yeah, I know what you mean.
09:13It's, like, it feels like there's just, like...
09:16Even just, like, even...
09:18Because me and you were so close
09:19and it feels like we've just, like, drifted apart of it.
09:22Yeah.
09:22I just don't know what's going...
09:23Have I done something?
09:24No, I just think it's...
09:26You've just spent more time with Bruce.
09:28And I'm not heard about it.
09:30I just think that Bruce has become your person.
09:33Like, I'm trying to just distribute my energy equally,
09:37the same,
09:38but it just feels like sometimes it's a little harder
09:40to come into the conversation with you and Em
09:41than it is just to just slide into the boys' combo.
09:44It's a different energy.
09:45A lot of their stuff is mindless.
09:47You don't have to...
09:48You can just pop into their stuff
09:50because it's just, like...
09:51Do you know what I mean?
09:52Whereas you probably think that Emily is just a bit deep
09:54and I know that that's too heavy for you at times.
09:56I can see it on your face.
09:58Where are things at between you and Alana now?
10:01I don't think they're very good.
10:03Yeah, it hit me a little bit hard this morning
10:06just because sometimes it feels really hard
10:10to approach Alana and Emily
10:12when they are having their conversations
10:14because it just feels as though I'm...
10:17One, I'm not invited.
10:18And two, it sounds as though, like,
10:21she thinks that I'd prefer to be talking about farting and stuff
10:23and that I'm a surface-based, kind of shallow human being,
10:27which isn't it at all.
10:28I actually enjoy an intellectual conversation.
10:31Sometimes I might walk away
10:33if it's just that heavy, negative energy conversation,
10:37which is, you know what?
10:3998% of the time I'm up in here,
10:41so maybe I do want to just go and just, like,
10:44zone out and listen to the absolute nonsense
10:46the boys talk about.
10:48I feel like there's a lot more negativity going around.
10:51It's just, like, little small things or, like...
10:52Yeah, see, I don't see that.
10:54I don't know what that...what you're saying there.
10:56Well, like, it might just be even the way, like...
10:58It might be not what you're saying,
10:59but sometimes it's the tone, you know what I mean?
11:02Like, I'm actually going to be brutally honest with you.
11:03Like, sometimes it is the tone.
11:05Like, I got a little bit upset the other night
11:07when the whole Vinny thing happened
11:08and then it wasn't what you said.
11:10It was the way you said it about, I guess, even the...
11:13Like, you know, you're not the only mum in here.
11:14It was the way you said it because I was, like, shit.
11:18Like, I don't mean to bang on that on my mum.
11:20I've got three little babies at home.
11:21That's just naturally what I'm going to do,
11:22if that makes sense, like, in the nicest way possible.
11:26Like, I'm not trying to attack you.
11:28I'm just saying, like...
11:29No, well, yeah, sorry.
11:30Sorry I made you feel really uncomfortable.
11:31No, it's OK, and I'm sorry if it feels like
11:33I've taken a step back from the circle.
11:35It's just, you know...
11:36Yeah.
11:39I won't talk in a roundabout way.
11:41I mean, there's only four days left,
11:42so I don't really have to anyway care about certain shit,
11:45but, um...
11:47I'll be mindful not to talk in a roundabout way.
11:50So...
11:51Yeah, if you see me...
11:52...feelings aren't hurt.
11:59Oh.
12:00It just didn't feel like what I was trying to say
12:03was actually being ingested whatsoever.
12:07I'm not sure there was any resolution
12:09to any of what we were talking about,
12:11but anyway, to be honest, Big Brother,
12:13it's beyond me.
12:15I've...
12:15I tried to say him at peace, but, yeah.
12:19Yeah.
12:31After Coco's failed attempt to reconnect with Alana,
12:35she's turned to Bruce for comfort.
12:37Whoa.
12:38Fuck.
12:38Yeah, it's like so...
12:39I feel so heavy.
12:41I kind of wanted to see why she's being funny with me.
12:45She didn't really explain why,
12:46but it was like, you know,
12:47I chime into the conversations
12:49after everyone's been talking about it for ages
12:52and take it the wrong way
12:53because I'm always with you, apparently.
12:57That's...
12:57Which is not true.
12:58It's not true at all.
12:59And she was like,
13:00you're not the only mum in the house,
13:02you know what I mean?
13:02Like, I was like, I fully understand that,
13:05but it's the way you say it.
13:07She didn't like that.
13:09That's true.
13:11That's not what I wanted to get out of that conversation.
13:15I wanted to, like, understand what I'd been doing wrong.
13:18You've been doing nothing wrong, that's the thing.
13:20She's in there.
13:21She's probably in there talking about me.
13:23Do you remember the other night
13:24when Vinny said what he said
13:25and I had my little vent?
13:27Yeah.
13:27Big vent.
13:28She took that personally as an attack
13:30that she talks about her kids all the time
13:32and her parenting
13:33and that's her identity and that's who she is
13:35and I was like, oh, God, that's not what I meant.
13:37That's...
13:38I would never...
13:39And, you know, I think of every avenue
13:40and every joint in all the dots and catastrophe.
13:42That is not something that would have come across my mind.
13:45She said that she finds our conversations
13:47too intellectually intimidating.
13:49Ours?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Said she was overwhelmed.
13:53Doesn't make sense to me.
13:54You can't just come and join one conversation
13:56and go, oh, no, they're too deep.
13:58And it was a women's conversation.
13:59We were talking about women's business.
14:02I don't know, darling.
14:03I mean, it's either that or talking about buttholes.
14:06I mean, I wanted to talk about something intellectually.
14:08And that's actually what I said.
14:09Well, I don't prefer to hang out with the boys.
14:11I like to hang out with the boys and the girls equally.
14:14But, like, it doesn't feel easy to be able to walk in
14:17to, like, and be able to have conversations with those two.
14:20It just doesn't...
14:21She goes, oh, well, you know, we like intellectual conversations.
14:23It's, like, almost like she was saying I was dumb.
14:25No, she keeps saying that,
14:26just like, you guys just can't handle it.
14:28Oh, f***, f***, we just don't want to, bro.
14:30I'm not a dumb person, but it feels like that's where it hurts me,
14:33I think, because, like, I do enjoy having intellectual conversations.
14:37I don't...
14:38They don't feel very approachable for me.
14:40Not approachable at all.
14:41Oh, dear.
14:43I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
14:46I really don't.
14:47Seriously, mate, that's the last thing we need.
14:51Jerry, Jerry.
14:52Jerry, oh.
14:57There's his big brother, Bruce, and Colin to the diary room.
15:01What the heck?
15:02Quasi.
15:06What the heck?
15:08Oh, my gosh, that's huge, bro.
15:11Big brother has summoned the two of you
15:13for a sneaky, silent, and high-stakes Christmas mission.
15:20Okay.
15:21Yes, sir.
15:22Before you is Big Brother's Christmas wish list.
15:25Your mission is simple.
15:27You must secretly steal each item on this list from around the house
15:32and deliver it to Big Brother's Santa sack here in the diary room.
15:37All right.
15:38Without raising a single hint of suspicion from your fellow housemates.
15:43Okay, so we've got to tell them we got in trouble when we came in here.
15:46Housemates, shall we look at the first item?
15:50Easy.
15:51Oh, easy, easy, easy money, bro.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Emily's Grinch mask.
15:56If you successfully deliver all items to the Santa sack,
16:01the entire house will be gifted a well-earned KFC Christmas feast.
16:08Oh, my days, bro.
16:10Oh, my days, bro.
16:10The zinger box.
16:12Yo, a zinger box.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:20Yeah.
16:20No, we got that.
16:21You're intrigued, man.
16:22Big Brother's glad to hear it, Colin.
16:25Nice.
16:25Yeah.
16:25Rev, let's do it.
16:26All right.
16:27Roger, Dodger.
16:29Oh, my days.
16:30Okay.
16:37Easy.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:45Too easy, mate.
16:46Can we go next?
16:47Yes.
16:50So, next is Alana's water bottle, which she has on her.
16:55I saw I pick it up just a second ago, so that's going to be more difficult.
16:59But that's all right.
16:59We got this.
17:01Good luck.
17:02Happy stealing.
17:07Bruce's plan is simple.
17:09Stage a fake fight with Alana to divert the housemate's attention,
17:13allowing Colin to swipe the water bottle.
17:16Hey, Lawrence.
17:17Me and Em just had a little chat,
17:19and I think she kind of helped me realise a little bit.
17:21Yeah.
17:21I may have even been doing it unintentionally.
17:24I will just say I am not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
17:27You don't appreciate all the digs I've been doing?
17:30Yeah, so, like, calling us shallow because I was mates with Vinny,
17:33trying to egg me and Coco on,
17:34and then saying,
17:35oh, you're boring now,
17:36you guys are spending too much time together,
17:37you guys aren't cleaning enough,
17:38I do everything.
17:39I've done dishes for the last four.
17:40So that's a lot.
17:41So that's a lot.
17:43Yeah.
17:44I know it,
17:44and I think that's why it's eating away at me.
17:46I don't know exactly what you're talking about.
17:48I think there's a lot going on there.
17:50The Vinny thing, yeah, I got that.
17:52I know what you're saying.
17:53The Coco thing and that,
17:55it's boring to me, mate.
17:56But it's not my job to entertain you.
17:58And it's not my job to give you a solution.
18:00Another issue, then,
18:01since we're covering them all.
18:02Well, you're covering them all.
18:03You're saying, for starters, I've...
18:05Oh, no, you've been dishing them,
18:06and I've just been biding my tongue.
18:07And that everyone thinks...
18:08In the biggest love way,
18:09could you guys find, like,
18:10because, like, it's, like, overwhelming a little bit,
18:12just a private spot to, like, talk about this sort of stuff.
18:14I'm not going to take the sun away from that.
18:15Because I just want to sit out at the pool.
18:16Not in, like, a douchebag way.
18:18Yeah, fine.
18:20With love for both the homies.
18:26Why am I going to take it now?
18:28I just look like a lingerer.
18:30Oh.
18:32Is this between you and Alana real?
18:36Um, look, not really.
18:37I'm going to be honest,
18:38I kind of just wanted to pull her outside for a little chat.
18:40I thought it was just going to be a,
18:41sorry, I'll stop making those comments.
18:42I'll be like, yeah, no worries.
18:43Sorry, I didn't say it sooner.
18:45Sort of thing.
18:46Like, so that...
18:46I was just trying to distract her from Colin
18:48so he could grab the bottle.
18:49You're changing what you're saying
18:51and what you're meaning interchangeably.
18:54You know what?
18:55Let's just agree to disagree.
18:56No, no, what are you talking about?
18:57Oh, I'm...
18:58Honestly...
18:58I think you're struggling to actually, like...
19:00I think I've expressed myself very clearly.
19:02You've just sat here in front of everyone
19:04and said you're not speaking on behalf of everyone.
19:06Then you've made a statement on behalf of everyone again.
19:07No, I made it very clear
19:08this is what I've experienced.
19:10You just grasp at any little misspeak
19:12or anything that you think
19:13will get you the leg up in this argument.
19:16I know what I've said
19:17and I'm not going back on it.
19:18Because I know that you think
19:20you've got that high horse.
19:21Oh, you know what I think, do you?
19:22No, I think I...
19:23I think you think.
19:24Which, once again,
19:25entitled to my opinion.
19:28You OK, Colin?
19:30Yeah, just overwhelmed.
19:31Yeah.
19:31Not, you know, like,
19:33not you and the wrong or him
19:34and I just, like, yeah,
19:35I just get overwhelmed.
19:36I do too.
19:37I do too, mate.
19:38Yeah, sorry, everybody.
19:39No!
19:40Oh!
19:41No, it's true.
19:42It is.
19:42It's yucky.
19:44It makes everyone feel off.
20:02That's where music would be good.
20:24You've caused quite the commotion.
20:25Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
20:27It was just supposed to be a distraction.
20:28Go, pill number three.
20:33Oh, eats.
20:33Eats, eats, eats, eats, eats.
20:35No, I'll just go and act like I'm angry
20:36and be like I'm doing a workout or something.
20:37Yeah, easy.
20:39Yo.
20:39Yo.
20:40You doing a gym sesh?
20:42Yeah, I'm going to go burn some stuff off,
20:43but it's too hot out here.
20:50Has any words been exchanged or not?
20:52Huh?
20:52Any words been exchanged after?
20:54OK.
20:55There won't be, mate.
20:55There won't.
20:56No worries.
20:57I'll be here if you need me.
20:58Thanks, mate.
21:02Yes.
21:04Oh, shit.
21:08Edward's black cap.
21:09His black cap.
21:10The black cap that Edward was wearing this morning,
21:13Big Brother believes Colin may now be wearing it.
21:18Easy.
21:19Let's go.
21:20Where's your black hat?
21:22The Beverly Hills black hat.
21:24Oh, bro.
21:25Eats.
21:31Go for it.
21:32Number five.
21:37Roger.
21:38Lounge rug.
21:39Sweet.
21:41I'm OK.
21:45And I'll be OK, lovey.
21:48It'll take more than that to break me.
21:55What's he carrying?
21:57The mat.
21:58The white mat.
21:59Hopefully they're making their own quarters.
22:02May I?
22:03You may.
22:07One of the white Christmas trees?
22:08Near the entrance.
22:10Shit.
22:10OK.
22:11Yep.
22:11Yep.
22:15I can't blame that on an angry workout, can I?
22:18Um, Roger.
22:20Thanks.
22:22You don't have to worry about me, mate.
22:29That's your boy.
22:32Don't worry about him.
22:33It's so subtle, Bruce.
22:36I think after that little rant I had, no-one's willing to say anything to me, which is, uh,
22:40working well.
22:43Bedroom.
22:44Bedroom beanbag.
22:46Oh, oh, can I, um, can I, um, can you, can you gather everyone outside?
22:54I need to, I want to say something to everyone, but I just need a moment to think about it,
22:59if that's all right.
23:00Me?
23:00Yeah, can you just get everyone outside?
23:02Yep.
23:02Let's go.
23:03Can we do it on the couch?
23:04Because my feet will burn out there.
23:06You can do it on, yeah, you can do it on the couch.
23:06Yeah, we'll go, family meeting.
23:08Righto.
23:19Am I allowed to have, hopefully, our last family meeting ever, bro?
23:27Are we just doing it over there?
23:32Shit.
23:34Okay.
23:36Did it work?
23:37Did I say?
23:40Yeah, we did.
23:43Come on in.
23:45Congratulations, housemates.
23:49Can I go out there?
23:50You may now return to the lounge.
23:52Can I tell them or no?
23:53Don't reveal your secret mission yet.
23:56Okay.
24:16After Bruce deliberately picked a fake argument with Alana to distract her during this secret mission,
24:22he called a family meeting to clear the air.
24:26Alrighty, gang.
24:28I know there's been some bad blood today, specifically between me and Lance,
24:32and I just want to say, we've got four days left.
24:35Like, you don't have to like me.
24:37You don't have to forgive me.
24:38But I am very sorry, and I just, I think we should just all be mates for this last week.
24:43You don't have to forgive me, as I said.
24:46But, look, I just want to have a good time.
24:48I'm just going to hang out, eat food, go chill in the sun, sauna.
24:53You're welcome to love me, hate me, join me.
24:55I don't mind.
24:55That's, but I am sorry that you all had to witness that as well, and I am sorry to Lance.
25:00Does anyone want to conch?
25:06This is Big Brother.
25:08Some of you may have noticed the number of items around the house have gone missing.
25:13Yep.
25:14Including some of your personal items as well.
25:17What?
25:18It's you.
25:19You were taking that.
25:21Earlier today, Big Brother assigned Bruce and Colin a top secret festive mission.
25:26I saw you take that.
25:27What the hell are you taking that for?
25:29They were given Big Brother's Christmas wish list and were tasked with stealing each item from around the house and
25:36delivering it to the diary room, all without being detected by any of you.
25:42You successfully smuggled every item back to the diary room.
25:45You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:47I know, that's, I was trying to get you.
25:48You did not leave that bottle, bro.
25:49Lance, that's why I kept trying to get you to move locations and stand up.
25:51You were in the kitchen, bro, I'm like you were talking with the bottle, bro.
25:54You would not let it go.
25:55I needed it, bro.
25:56What bottle?
25:56Your water bottle.
25:57We had to steal it.
25:58That's why I kept targeting you, like, no, I tried to get you more riled up.
26:01That's why I brought up the education.
26:02I thought you were going to stand up and be like, this is bullshit, so you could grab it.
26:05Aww.
26:06You would not buy it.
26:07As a result, Big Brother is gifting the entire house a festive feast of fried chicken.
26:14Ooh.
26:15Look at that fried chicken.
26:16A glorious delivery of KFC.
26:18Oh, yeah.
26:20Straight to the door.
26:21Big Brother house.
26:27I'm KFC.
26:28I'm sorry.
26:29I am sorry.
26:30A joke's a joke.
26:31But, you know, like, there's definitely, you obviously feel a kind of way and I'm fine
26:36with that.
26:36We got KFC.
26:37That's what it was.
26:38That's all it is.
26:39I'm just so glad it's fake.
26:40I'm glad it's fake for your sake too because I was about to take you in the bedroom and
26:43cry for a long time.
26:45Yeah.
26:45Oh, darling.
26:46And also, you didn't stand up for her, so you were a bad person.
26:49Don't start with me.
26:50I think there needs to be some sort of apology.
26:53He did.
26:54He did apologise, isn't he?
26:55He needs to apologise sincerely.
26:57Some of that stuff, you can say it's a joke, but the things that were said.
27:01Oh, no, I know.
27:03Clearly came from somewhere.
27:04I wouldn't just start ripping you, Em, that you're a shit teacher and you're this, that,
27:07the other, than be like, oh, I'm joking.
27:09Oh, dear, you're darling.
27:09He needs to.
27:10I actually still feel like crying.
27:11And I don't blame you.
27:12I would say Lana and Ed are my people in here and so, obviously, when one of my people
27:17are being targeted in an argument, it makes me feel very uncomfortable, especially when
27:24it involves them.
27:25They did well, though.
27:26I'll give them that.
27:27They did put their Meryl Streep on, big brother.
27:29I will commend them for that.
27:31I feel like I'm just going to, like, have a nervous breakdown.
27:34I know, darling.
27:35We're nearly there, darling.
27:36Don't.
27:37Don't go now.
27:38We're too much into the whole thing now.
27:41You're just far to absolutely lose your mind right at the end.
27:46Oh, wait!
27:49Oh, my God.
27:50Let's go, let's go, let's go.
27:51Bruce and Colin, please use the KFC app in front of you to peruse the menu and place your
27:56order.
27:57Okay, wait, wait, wait.
27:58I'm so excited right now, bro.
28:00All right, bro.
28:01Oh, zinger stacker.
28:03Zinger stacker.
28:04I've got to get the zinger stacker, bro.
28:05Yep.
28:06Boom!
28:08Ten piece hot and crispy, four dipping sauces, spicy wings from the secret menu, the zinger
28:13double box custom.
28:14Zinger, custom.
28:16What a dream.
28:17That's enough.
28:18One last thing, Brett, please, if I may.
28:21Boom!
28:22Thank you, housemates.
28:23Big Brother will let you know when your delivery arrives.
28:26Let's go!
28:28All right, I'm up there.
28:30Thank you, Big Brother.
28:30Thank you, BB.
28:31Thank you, KFC.
28:33Holy thank you, KFC, bro.
28:41Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
28:46Colin yelling again.
28:48Is Colin still yelling out there?
28:50Mm-hmm.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I'll stay in here.
28:52Mm-hmm.
28:52I love him to death, but oh my God, I might sometimes be like, please, give me a two-second
28:56break.
28:56It makes me more dumb.
28:58He should be on a coffee restriction that get, I reckon.
29:02I just need a breather sometimes.
29:03No, fair.
29:04I just need it.
29:05Oh, all right, here it comes.
29:06I'm going to the diary room.
29:08Are you?
29:09Please stop me from speaking in that voice.
29:12Oh, Colin, I've tried.
29:14No.
29:15Oh, I love him to death, but my God.
29:18I'm so keen.
29:23Is that him?
29:25Yes.
29:27Colin!
29:29Can it?
29:31Colin!
29:32Yeah, hey.
29:33Do it again.
29:34What?
29:35Don't.
29:36Keep whistling.
29:37Edward reckons it's sick.
29:38Stay in there and stop.
29:43Colin, stop!
29:45Coco, why are you being annoying now?
29:52Coco, you're going to regret this tonight when I absolutely annoy the shit out of you while
29:57you're trying to sleep.
29:58So, well done.
30:00I don't care.
30:01Yeah, you do!
30:02Cheers, big brother.
30:05Bruce and Colin, your KFC delivery has arrived.
30:09Yeah!
30:10Please make your way to the diary room to collect your festive feast.
30:17Oh my goodness.
30:19Take a seat.
30:26Do you like it?
30:29Please, brother.
30:31Oh my God.
30:32Do we just stay in here?
30:34Right.
30:34Housemates, the rest of your food has been delivered to the front door.
30:39That is all.
30:40Thank you, baby.
30:42This is the front door.
30:45Oh, it is real.
30:48Yay!
30:50Oh, let's go.
30:51That's outrageous.
30:53Wow.
30:54Wow.
30:54Oh my God, that's nice.
30:56Oh!
30:57Oh my God.
30:58I love it.
30:59That's you?
31:00Superstar.
31:01Wow.
31:02Guys, this is...
31:03Thank you so much, guys.
31:05Dude, we got so much.
31:06Guys, I love you all.
31:07We can't eat all this food.
31:09Yes, we can.
31:10Quick shout out to everyone who got caught in the crossfire of this.
31:14Me and Colin are very sorry, but enjoy the chicken.
31:18I am really grateful it was just for a prank and a prize.
31:22Guys, this has been the most unique, best, weirdest experience that I've had.
31:30I'll tie my hair up for this.
31:32It's literally like Christmas dinner.
31:33It is.
31:34Do you have a popcorn chicken down there?
31:36Here, take the box.
31:37Look at the amount of chicken in that, bro.
31:39Yeah, that is a lot of chicken.
31:42Bro, it's falling out of the sides, bro.
31:43Mmm.
31:44This burger dummy thick, bro.
31:46That KFC, that's one of the coolest things I've ever witnessed in my life, bro.
31:50I couldn't even see half a table.
31:52It was just straight KFC.
31:55What a jobless, bro.
31:57Holy...
31:57That is heat, bro.
31:59Holy my days, bro.
32:00I hope everyone's excited to have more chicken for dinner.
32:03Yep.
32:03Oh, yes.
32:04That was absolutely delicious.
32:06Millage.
32:20As the days turn into weeks in the Big Brother house, the housemates have hit pig stir crazy.
32:26I love what...
32:27That's how I start my fight, bro.
32:28Oh, you do.
32:29Watch this.
32:35Yeah, y'all.
32:36That's gorilla style, bro.
32:42See that?
32:43I'm real good at it.
32:49You see how good I am at it?
32:51It's almost like...
32:52It's almost like too good at it.
32:53If you do it, it'll be like real.
32:54What's this?
32:55Do like the monkey, like the gorilla, bro.
32:59No, no, no.
33:00You got it to the side more, bro.
33:01You would look so...
33:01They do it like...
33:03Yeah, you look a bit stiff.
33:04You need more nanas.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:09Whoa!
33:14You've just been gorilla-ed.
33:18With the house still embracing the festive spirit, Big Brother has a special delivery for the
33:24housemates.
33:25This is Big Brother.
33:27In the spirit of Christmas, Big Brother has a special gift for you from the Australian
33:32public.
33:33Oh, my God.
33:34Inside this box are cards with comments about each of you.
33:39Your task is simple.
33:41Guess the housemate each comment is about.
33:45Good luck, housemates.
33:47Thank you, Big Brother.
33:48Thanks, Big Brother.
33:49So it says blank, as in name.
33:51Yeah.
33:52Hit me up when you're out.
33:53Drinks on me.
33:54Ha, Ed.
33:55I think cocoa.
33:56Hit me up when you're out.
33:57Drinks on me.
33:58Sounds like a man.
33:59No.
34:00That sounds like a man.
34:00I'm thinking it's Bruce.
34:01I personally think it's probably to me because I've been speaking about drinking the most,
34:04but it probably could be you.
34:05I'm going to say Eddie.
34:06I reckon it's you.
34:06Everyone thought it was Ed at first.
34:08Eddie, I'd say Eddie too.
34:09Yeah, okay.
34:10Ed.
34:10Ed.
34:11Lock it in.
34:11We lock in, Ed?
34:12Lock in in.
34:13All right, Big Brother.
34:13Lock it in, Eddie.
34:14We have locked in Edward.
34:16Edward, you may now reveal.
34:22Alana, hit me up when you're out.
34:24Drinks on me.
34:25How good, Alansi.
34:27It's probably a girl.
34:28So we got that wrong.
34:30Coco, what do you think of Alana being asked out for drinks after this?
34:34Oh, that'd be nice.
34:36You'd loosen up.
34:38Blank, you are by far the funniest.
34:41The one-liners you pull out of nowhere are hilarious.
34:45It's got to be Colin.
34:46I was thinking M.
34:47M is forever just dropping a sizzler out of nowhere.
34:50I'm going to say Emily.
34:51I'll go M.
34:54Emily.
34:55Yeah, y'all.
35:00I don't know, Big Brother.
35:01I mean, I appreciate the comment greatly.
35:03I mean, I'm quite flabbergasted, but, you know, I just say what I say.
35:08When I first saw Blank, I was like, they're a douche.
35:12But wow, my mind has changed.
35:14Massive soft spot now.
35:16That's Bruce.
35:17I actually thought he was the biggest douche.
35:19This is a massive douche.
35:19I'm aware of this.
35:22Bruce.
35:22Yeah!
35:23Yeah!
35:24As soon as I heard it, I was like, yeah, that's got to be me.
35:28Blank, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:31Connor, Connor, come on.
35:33Connor, wrap it in, wrap it in.
35:35There is no doubt.
35:36It has to be Connor.
35:37It's done.
35:38It has to be Connor.
35:38Connor's come up with everything.
35:40Don't even overthink it.
35:41Connor, can you be my personal chef on the outside?
35:44Yeah, sure.
35:45You know, if they're actually willing to have me there, you know, sure, why not?
35:48Blank, you're doing beautifully in the house.
35:51Please keep being your sassy, cheeky self.
35:54You're tough as nails.
35:56Coco.
35:57Coco.
35:58Yeah, Coco.
35:58Yeah, Coco.
35:59If that's Coco, that's nice.
36:00That's going to make me cry.
36:03Coco.
36:05I actually got a little bit, like, emotional about it.
36:07I was like, what?
36:08That's really nice.
36:10People really think that about me, aren't they?
36:12That's actually so cool.
36:13Blank.
36:14You're my wife's hall pass.
36:16You're my wife's hall pass.
36:19So it's a male.
36:21Sorry, I shouldn't assume.
36:22Oh, it might be Bruce.
36:24Could be Colin.
36:26Bruce or Edward, probably.
36:28It's Bruce or Edward.
36:29I think it's me, Ed or Coco.
36:30Lance is the tiebreaker.
36:32Okay, Lansky.
36:33I'm going to say Bruce.
36:34Let's go with Bruce.
36:35We want to lock in Bruce.
36:36All right.
36:37It's Bruce.
36:39Edward.
36:41Colin.
36:42You're my wife's hall pass.
36:45I say this with the utmost respect for Colin.
36:47I love Colin, but I didn't think that the farts would get the girls, to be honest.
36:52Blank.
36:53It's time to own up to stealing coffee, food, and the cheeky Coke in the shop.
37:01Oh.
37:02In the shop?
37:03That was me.
37:04So I'm just going to say, yeah, put me down there.
37:07Stealing coffee?
37:08I stole coffee, yeah.
37:10And food?
37:11Oh.
37:12And you stole a Coke in the shop?
37:14While I was doing my groceries yesterday, I had a Coke.
37:16Oh.
37:18And yes, I've been stealing coffee from day dot.
37:21Oh.
37:22I even had coffee right in front of your nose in the BB Grand Hotel, right in front of the
37:27staff room.
37:29Oh, wait, she did break.
37:30So everybody broke.
37:30She's the nasty one.
37:32Yeah.
37:35Coco.
37:35Oh, it's me?
37:36Coco.
37:37Oh, of course it's you.
37:38I didn't know it was me.
37:39No one else stole a Coke in the shop.
37:40Stealing the Coke in the shop does make me curious about whether she took my Coke from the fridge.
37:45Because when questioned about it that evening, she said, I don't even drink Coke.
37:48So, you know, she has kind of put her foot in it there.
37:53Housemates, the majority of your guesses were...
37:57Correct.
37:58Yes.
38:02And as a result, you've won yourselves a true blue Aussie summer Christmas party in the garden.
38:09Yeah, yeah.
38:11We're going to put some bathers on.
38:13No, we cannot.
38:14Oh, my God, she's so cute.
38:15I still smell a fish.
38:16Bathers.
38:17Don't, don't.
38:18Just let us enjoy for a moment.
38:32After successfully matching the viewer comments to the correct housemate, the Big Brother house has snagged an Aussie Christmas barbecue.
38:41Check out, that's not a crow, that's a magpie sort of, huh?
38:44That's a magpie.
38:45Oh, it's a magpie, fam.
38:47Magpies.
38:48Oh, is this beach...
38:49Oh, yeah, yeah.
38:49Look at the foam tree.
38:51Oh, my God, there's prawns.
38:52Oh.
38:53Yay.
38:54Oh, my God, there's prawns.
38:55What?
38:56What?
38:56Oh, it's ham.
38:57Holy doly.
38:59Is that it?
39:00This is a prawn.
39:01I've got to eat it.
39:01Yum.
39:02I've got some brewskis.
39:04Oh, snags on the barbie.
39:05Oh, my God.
39:06It literally felt like actual Christmas day.
39:09I couldn't believe it.
39:09It was prawns, there was ham, cold slaw, there was everything.
39:14It was yum.
39:15It literally feels like Christmas.
39:19You need a handhead or is it...
39:20I don't know, I'm not mine.
39:20All good, bro.
39:23You're like that uncle that never gets up.
39:26And I figured out I'm good at cricket, too.
39:28Go, go, go, go, go.
39:33This is actually fun.
39:34Why don't I do this more often?
39:37It was beautiful, Big Brother.
39:38We had a lovely time.
39:39I was in my element in the sand pit.
39:41I'm going to get my beer in a minute.
39:43Where's your beer?
39:43I just...
39:44No, no, I just need to let this out of my system first.
39:46Did it feel like you were with family this evening?
39:49It actually did.
39:50I've only known these lovely people for, I don't know, what is it?
39:5325 or 26 days, I think, at this point.
39:56Oh!
39:56Yeah!
39:58Ah!
39:59And we're in our little bubble, Big Brother.
40:01It does feel very, very wholesome.
40:03This is sweet.
40:04It is a little bit cute.
40:06We've come a long way, Big Brother.
40:07It was like Jerry Springer at the start.
40:08I thought to myself, what have we gotten ourselves into?
40:13But it's definitely turned right around.
40:16Does anyone here not eat prawns other than Ed?
40:18Yeah, red flag.
40:20All right.
40:21Do you know how to peel prawns?
40:22No.
40:22Do you want to learn?
40:23Or do you not eat prawns?
40:24I just showed him.
40:24Can I just peel?
40:25Can I peel off my cod, sir?
40:26Yeah.
40:27Wait, so?
40:28So, twist the head and pull it off.
40:30So, yeah, you go.
40:31Oh!
40:31That's brain.
40:32That's brain.
40:32That's fine.
40:33That's brain.
40:33I just feel dog, bro, because that's somebody's son.
40:36You feel me, bro?
40:37Like, I'm just peeling the poop chute off somebody's son or daughter, bro.
40:40That's dog.
40:41And then you can twist the tail back and forth.
40:44So, go bop, bop.
40:45Okay, there's his head gone.
40:45Colin, you do realise that all meat that you eat is someone's son or daughter.
40:50Yeah, but, like, that's different, bro.
40:52Like, he's looking at you like, you know what I mean?
40:54His little legs and his, like, big, fat eyeballs, bro.
40:57You have to look into homies' eyes and just go...
40:59You want to get the shell off his back.
41:01All right, the shell off his back now.
41:02So, like this.
41:03Okay, like this.
41:04Yeah, there you go.
41:05Poor fella, bro.
41:06It's sad, bro.
41:08So, like, I have to come to terms with that tonight, bro.
41:11And now that's a whole prawn.
41:12That's an edible prawn.
41:14I like it.
41:15Do it.
41:15Eat them.
41:17Christmas is so close.
41:18Christmas in Australia always feels really weird to me
41:20because, like, I grew up with Christmases being cold, right?
41:24And so, in my brain, Christmas isn't until, like, the radiators come on
41:27and the fireplaces start going.
41:28My friends, we all, like, share our Christmases
41:31amongst our friendship group
41:33because we all live, like, relatively, you know, 20 minutes apart.
41:36So, like, we can do the rounds to, like, a couple of different houses.
41:38That's normal.
41:39And, like, people who don't have their family living nearby,
41:42we kind of drag them all through all the different Christmases
41:44and then we just, like, house-hop.
41:46It's very fun.
41:46That's cool.
41:47Yeah.
41:47One thing I'm grateful for this Christmas is
41:51I get to have my children on Christmas this year.
41:54I didn't get to see them last Christmas.
41:57Nice.
41:57And I'll have enough money this Christmas to buy them presents
42:03because last year I didn't have enough money, so that'll be great.
42:05Last year was a tough one.
42:08I didn't have any of my family on Christmas last year
42:11and when I did end up getting my kids for Christmas,
42:14which was nine days later,
42:16borrowed 150 bucks off my nan
42:17and got them all a disposable camera each
42:21and wrapped it with decorations from work
42:24that other kids had done
42:25because I couldn't afford to get wrapping paper even.
42:29Those really hard times
42:32just make the better times even better, you know?
42:35Like, I'm just so grateful.
42:37Lovely.
42:38Good girl.
42:39Yep.
42:39And I look forward to hearing about it.
42:41I know.
42:42You can come around for Christmas, mate, if you want.
42:43We're having prawns.
42:44Well, what a great dinner, guys.
42:47No matter what happens over the next two, three, one days...
42:51It's been an absolute blast, guys.
42:52It's been an absolute...
42:53What a pleasure it's been with the centre of us.
42:56It's been awesome.
42:57Good job, guys.
43:02Boosie and Kaka sitting in a tree.
43:05Not K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
43:08Wait, I'm joking.
43:09I can't think of anything, bro.
43:13What's the matter?
43:14Hi.
43:15What's going on?
43:16Can you come out here and talk to me?
43:18Yeah.
43:20What's up?
43:21Nothing.
43:22Why are you talking to me like that?
43:25Why are you talking to me like that?
43:27I'm stressed.
43:27I'm stressed.
43:27I'm stressed.
43:28Why are you talking...
43:28Yeah, don't...
43:29It's nothing.
43:30Sorry.
43:31There's obviously something you want to get off your mind.
43:33No, nothing.
43:34Get it off your mind.
43:35You're freaking me out.
43:36Okay, okay.
43:36I'm sorry.
43:37I'm sorry.
43:37I'm sorry.
43:37They're doing exactly what we got angry at you for.
43:40Oh!
43:41I called them out on it yesterday.
43:42And they're still doing it.
43:43Can I just ask, what is...
43:47What is the plan after this?
44:04Why are you talking to me like that?
44:05I'm stressed.
44:06I'm stressed.
44:06I'm stressed.
44:07Why are you talking...
44:07Yeah, don't...
44:08It's nothing.
44:09Sorry.
44:10There's obviously something you want to get off your mind.
44:11And so you...
44:12No, nothing.
44:14Get it off your mind.
44:15You're freaking me out.
44:15Okay, okay.
44:15I'm sorry.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:16I'm sorry.
44:16Can I just ask, what is...
44:20What is the plan after this?
44:24What's making you say this?
44:26You're just up for noms.
44:27I don't want you to go.
44:29Yep.
44:29But if you do, what is the plan?
44:30Why have I got to make the plan?
44:33Well, you've got a lot busier life than me.
44:35That's why I'm asking.
44:36Okay.
44:36Sorry.
44:37I don't mean to be snappy.
44:38I'm not trying to...
44:39You are being snappy.
44:39I'm sorry.
44:40You're freaking out.
44:40You're being weird.
44:41Yeah, I am.
44:41Are you asking me if I'm going to see anyone else?
44:44No.
44:44What are you trying to say, then?
44:45No, I was just saying, like...
44:48Just breathe.
44:49Just calm down.
44:50I don't know.
44:51Hang on.
44:51Let me just pace a little bit.
44:52I need to...
44:53No, don't pace.
44:53It makes me more anxious.
44:55Sit down.
44:55Relax.
45:00I'm wigging out.
45:01I'm going to take three deep breaths.
45:03You're going to tell me...
45:04Just breathe.
45:04I just don't talk so fast.
45:06I'm freaking out, man.
45:07My brain's going ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
45:09I'm not...
45:09Okay.
45:09You just talk for a second.
45:10I'm going to do some deep breathing.
45:12Okay.
45:12If you're asking me, are we going to catch up on the outside?
45:16Yes.
45:16We will catch up on the outside.
45:18There is no labels on this.
45:20There is no nothing on this.
45:21This is just weird.
45:22We're just going to see how it goes when we get here.
45:24And then...
45:27If all goes well,
45:28would you be interested to, like, set a halfway point
45:31and I'll just get, like, an Airbnb or something
45:33and we can just hang out for a couple days in the future?
45:36Mm-hmm.
45:37If I don't wear Speedos again.
45:39Or get angry.
45:41Oh, I get excited.
45:42I really do.
45:43I hope there is...
45:45I really hope there is some form of a future.
45:47I just don't...
45:48It's hard because I don't know what it'll look like.
45:51You know?
45:52So trying to picture my life,
45:53let alone my life with her,
45:57is very difficult.
45:58You know what I mean?
45:59But, no, I am excited.
46:00I'm very curious and keen to see where it all...
46:02See where we end up.
46:04He's coming over here for a minute.
46:05I'm freaking out.
46:06Yeah.
46:09Sorry.
46:09Yes.
46:10Come on.
46:21That's a really good point you just made.
46:23Mm-hmm.
46:23I didn't think about it like that.
46:25You just breathe.
46:27You're just getting all hot and flustered and then you come over here and then all of a sudden I'm
46:32the calm one.
46:34Dreaming of dating Bruce on the outside, are you?
46:36Yeah.
46:38I am.
46:39What is the tune?
46:41Oh.
46:42Him shirtless at the beach for one.
46:46Yup.
46:47He's bringing me a coffee.
46:50And he's my board caddy at the same time.
46:52I don't know how he's doing that.
46:54I don't know how he's got two boards under his arms and a coffee for me.
46:59Oh, yeah.
47:00The surf's pumping.
47:01Oh, that first sip of coffee.
47:03And Bruce is looking mighty fine.
47:08Shall we go inside?
47:10No.
47:11You forgot your hat.
47:12Oh.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:19It's all right.
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