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00:16Mebby's the four of us can sit down together and we'll just iron it out.
00:20Hello?
00:22Hello.
00:22Hi.
00:24I'm missing you.
00:25I'm missing the kids.
00:26I'm just thinking going home feels like the right decision.
00:28This is my cue to just leave.
00:31So nice to see you, Aaron.
00:32I'm in a pregnancy month.
00:33I'm in full nesting mode.
00:36Do you want to go for a little chat?
00:37Things have got really petty and really out of hand.
00:40This should never have started in the first place.
00:43This is what the whole family have been waiting for.
00:47So good?
00:47Yeah?
00:47Yeah.
00:49Yay!
00:51Fucking hell.
00:52Hooray!
00:53I'm so happy that it's finally done.
00:55Do you think it should be?
00:56If that went so well, then it's the perfect time for me and Ricky to get our closure.
01:04What is the underlying issue with me?
01:07Is it because I do not get ex-partner?
01:11What the fuck is trying to bring my ex-partner into absolutely every conversation?
01:15Leah's just gone over with a hand grenade.
01:18What's the ex going to do with it?
01:20Fuck all.
01:21It was going so well.
01:23Oh, God.
01:27Oh, God.
02:00I feel for Chloe because this is meant to be a celebration for her 30th.
02:04But instead, it feels like a moody version of Downton Abbey.
02:08No offence, Abbey.
02:10I've started packing because I'm just done.
02:12What's your thoughts?
02:14I don't know, babe.
02:15We've just had enough of everything.
02:17I really don't want Leah to pack up and go because at the end of the day, she was just
02:21trying to clear things up with Ricky.
02:22It's not our fault.
02:23He's took it the wrong way.
02:24I don't think you should go.
02:25I know, but it's so hard when I can hear people talking about us.
02:31It's not a nice feeling.
02:32I wouldn't go home.
02:34Chantel!
02:35I don't even want to get involved.
02:36I'm here for me 30th, not for all this drama.
02:39What's happened tonight?
02:40It's mental.
02:41James made up with Ricky and Ricky made up with James.
02:44I don't know why it would be carried on after a while.
02:46No, because me and Ricky were having a conversation about our scenario.
02:49It's nothing to do with James.
02:51But it always spirals out of control.
02:53How do we spiral out of control?
02:55Because I mentioned his ex.
02:57He said he tried to squash the beef and you didn't want to squash it.
03:00Why can't I not speak?
03:03Why don't you just squash it like everyone worked it out?
03:06I'm trying to get to the bottom of why he...
03:09Babe, there's no need to get the book because James and Ricky have just made up
03:12and you've just...
03:13It's completely separate issues.
03:15No, no, no, no, anything.
03:19So if you're not happy that you made up, you should be happy for the beef to be squashed completely.
03:23That's their beef!
03:24That's their beef!
03:26That's their beef!
03:27And I took it...
03:28I thought you were going to squash the beef.
03:30Everybody has to be squashed with me.
03:34I feel like she loves the attention, so if that means drama in the house, then so be it.
03:40If that means I get the attention.
03:42You just said to cry that James and Ricky squashed the beef...
03:46Yes, because I might have watched me partner be so emotionally drained when he's got shit going on.
03:52Are you ready?
03:53Ready for one?
03:57It's all kicking off again.
03:59But I know if I get involved, it's going to blow up even more.
04:02So I'm going to sit right here and have my chocolate bar.
04:07You don't understand.
04:08I didn't make it clear because you're telling me she's crying.
04:11Of course I cried!
04:13Stop lying!
04:14I said to you!
04:15No!
04:15You're supposed to be on a positive to be positive.
04:17Really positive?
04:18Yes!
04:18But then you've got to be negative if I'm carrying a beef...
04:21Why are any of my pals getting aggressive now?
04:24I'm not getting aggressive.
04:26I'm raising me boys.
04:27So what?
04:27I'm not getting aggressive in this life, so please don't use that card.
04:33They say...
04:33One o'clock in the morning, we're not fucking doing this.
04:37It's just been...
04:37All feds, we're told tomorrow, okay?
04:40Yeah.
04:41No one needs to be getting heated.
04:43At least you need to be put to bed.
04:45Like everyone needs to go to bed.
04:46It's looking like another night has been ruined by this drama
04:49and I'm just fucking sick of it.
04:51It's been the full time for me 30th and I can't take it anymore.
05:07Last two days, do you want iced coffee?
05:10No.
05:14I woke up this morning so confused.
05:17I really did not want to create any drama last night.
05:20Might not be ready for this, but I want you by my side.
05:28Just fucking...
05:31Absolute fucking idiot.
05:33I can't believe after finally sorting everything out,
05:37Leah's had to start it again.
05:38At least now everyone is seeing the real problem.
05:41It's Leah.
05:43I'm apologising for stuff and I'm not getting any apologies back.
05:45You didn't get anything back?
05:46This is what I mean.
05:47She's just took you there and started creating more drama.
05:51The fact that she wants apologies all the time,
05:53but then she can't give apologies.
05:55Shows a lot about her personality.
05:56Look at what we heard upstairs last night.
05:58That was Shanta and Leah.
05:59Why?
05:59Because of Leah.
06:01Nobody else.
06:01Leah.
06:02You went down there to squash it, as you did with James.
06:05That was all Leah.
06:07She's instigate there.
06:08This is why.
06:12This is why.
06:15This is why.
06:16Cause this is why.
06:20It's just a shame because it wasn't my intention to go into that conversation
06:24for it to end how it did.
06:26Oh, absolutely.
06:28After all of the drama last night,
06:30I think it's good that me and Leah just have a bit of our own space
06:33and let things cool off for a bit
06:34before we go and join the rest of them.
06:36You were just involved in all of this as I was.
06:39Yeah. So I've got my closure.
06:41You deserve to have yours as well.
06:43It's been a heavy weight on my shoulders.
06:46And I don't want an apology or nothing like that.
06:48That wasn't my intention.
06:50But the way I'm thinking in my brain,
06:53if we get to the core issue of why he dislikes me so much,
06:57we can work back from that and get some form of closure.
07:02I think we're never going to win these things.
07:05It's just going to go around and round in circles.
07:08The top and bottom of it is we don't want this to drag out any further
07:11because we've got more exciting things happening in our lives
07:14than having tit for tat about what he said and she said.
07:19I just don't want to go back and forth.
07:21It's like schoolyard stuff.
07:22I want it squished.
07:23Yeah.
07:24I don't think Leah's ever going to really get what she wants from Ricky.
07:27So I think it'll get to a point where we just need to try
07:30and forget about it and move on.
07:32I think the best thing to do,
07:33I think I might just try and find them and just, like,
07:36have a little chat.
07:38Yeah.
07:41Oh, it smells good, Clawboy.
07:47Nah, not enough for you.
07:48It's got a fair few on.
07:49They're burning.
07:51Don't exaggerate.
07:51Right, so you're going to put it in cold water now?
07:53Excellent.
07:54Cold water now.
07:55Not that that's done yet, Sophie.
07:56Yeah, they are.
07:57Why is everyone looking at my eggs?
07:59That's really hot because of the pressure.
08:01How do you like your eggs in the morning, then?
08:03A little bit runny.
08:05Well, they're definitely not runny.
08:06They've been in there for an hour.
08:07Right, OK, let's prove a point.
08:09Next one.
08:10Let's prove a point, right?
08:11You've got to put it in ice.
08:12You've got to wait.
08:13No.
08:13You've got to wait.
08:14I don't know.
08:14I don't know.
08:15I don't know.
08:16I don't know.
08:17I don't know.
08:17Cowie came in this house and couldn't boil an egg.
08:20Ten years later, she still can't boil a fucking egg.
08:23What are we doing today?
08:24Right, so today I've decided we're going to go to a vineyard.
08:27Nathan, you're going to come.
08:28Look at that.
08:28Abby, you as well, Ricky, and Chantel.
08:31Oh, my goodness.
08:32Now, boys.
08:32Getting out the villa is exactly what I need.
08:35It is still a bit awkwardly after last night.
08:37But I don't regret the signal for Ricky one single bit.
08:41All right, then.
08:42Well, if yous are going there, Aaron, Gary, Sophie, Jordan,
08:46we'll go to Health and Wellness Club.
08:48Yeah, yeah, it's all right.
08:50Sauna, steam, cold pool plungers.
08:53Have you done a cold plunge before?
08:55Good for recovery?
08:56Recovery from what?
08:57The wine last season.
08:58Jai, it's good for your sperm.
09:00Cold plunge.
09:01There you go.
09:02You two trying to be a baby.
09:03Get the swimmers going.
09:05I think taking Jordan's swimmers to the Antarctic
09:08is an absolute amazing idea.
09:11Hopefully, they'll wake up now, lazy bastards.
09:14If yous are gone there, me and Ricky are just going to head
09:16into Qashqai and get some food and that
09:18and talk about the wedding and stuff.
09:20You two have been sleeping in separate beds right now.
09:23I think you actually do deserve a little date together.
09:26Why don't you give your bed up for them?
09:28Why don't you shut the fuck up?
09:31Jack, you know my friend?
09:33It has.
09:34It's been a blander.
09:35It's been fun.
09:35What do you think about us Geordies?
09:37Yeah, good stuff.
09:38Yeah!
09:39Jack is leaving today.
09:40I do actually feel really good.
09:43It's actually mad to think how much everyone
09:45has moved on with their lives.
09:47And finally, it's been my turn to get to do that.
09:50Well then, shall we start again, ready?
09:51Yeah.
09:52Yeah, how are then?
09:53Whoever's come in the vineyard, dress nice.
09:55Let's dress glam.
09:55I come back every time, yeah, oh, oh.
10:01Doesn't matter what you do or say, I come back every time, yeah, oh, oh.
10:08Doesn't matter what you do or say, I know you feel it too.
10:14Lovely day for it, by the way.
10:17Very sad.
10:18Very sad.
10:22I love you.
10:23I love you.
10:24Have you enjoyed it?
10:26Yeah.
10:27Everyone loves you, and I'm glad you've come.
10:29I've packed the couple crew now.
10:30I know, yeah.
10:31That's what you're buzzing, isn't it?
10:32Yeah, that's what you're wanting me for.
10:33Tell everyone I said bye.
10:34Obviously, everyone's making everyone to go, but have a good rest of the time, yeah?
10:38I love you.
10:38I love you, I'll see you later, yeah?
10:40Love you.
10:40Bye, darling.
10:41Bye.
10:42Having a boyfriend in here is a massive deal for me because I've never done it before,
10:46and I think it's made me open up so much more, and I feel like everyone's seen a different,
10:51softer side to us.
10:56Fucking door.
11:00Ah!
11:15Casey's getting prepared.
11:16I'm nesting.
11:17You're nesting?
11:18Yeah, I'm nesting.
11:18Casey's nesting.
11:21Me and Casey never do anything by half.
11:24We're having a new floor added to the house because I had so many kids, there's no bedrooms left.
11:29I feel like I moved into the house when I was pregnant with Oaks, that wasn't planned.
11:33Now I'm having a bloody extension put on the house, and I'm welcoming a new baby.
11:38Since Portugal, I have been non-stop trying to get this nursery finished, and we actually
11:45have gotten, we've made so much progress.
11:48Here is her beautiful cot.
11:51Then we've also got the changing table.
11:53Changing table.
11:53Can you believe she's got her own bathroom?
11:56She's got her own bathroom.
11:57How lucky is she?
11:58This is something I've just dreamt of.
12:01Look at all the baby girl's clothes.
12:04Oh my God.
12:05How do you feel about having a daughter?
12:06I can't believe it.
12:07I thought we were only going to have two kids, and then baby girl came along.
12:11I don't know how.
12:12I'm really glad that Marnie's come back early because I feel like I can finally look after
12:16her.
12:17She's carrying my daughter, and now we can just hopefully have it plain sailing until the
12:21birth.
12:21I've actually just started packing my hospital bag.
12:25I'm feeling excited, anxious for a C-section.
12:30It's not an easy process at all.
12:32And I'm trying to prepare myself for how the boys are going to adjust to having a baby in
12:40the house.
12:40They're both very, very clingy to me, and I just hope that they adapt well, and I just
12:45don't want to get mum guilt, and I just want to give them all as much attention as I can.
12:50And then, there's like a million things running through my brain right now.
13:02Sophie, Jordan, she's ready.
13:04Two types of girls in this world, the wine drink and the punch pool.
13:09I think this is exactly what we need.
13:11Have a relaxing day, and to get away from all the drama that's back in the villa.
13:19She's pissing, now I try you, I'm getting high, girl.
13:23Wait, John, what's that?
13:24This seems like just a stress-free day.
13:27I can think of nothing worse than going with Chloe and that into a vineyard.
13:30To a vineyard, drink wine.
13:31The nicest possible way, Nathan, Chloe and that, pissed on wine all day.
13:35The mad thing is, this is actually like my perfect day.
13:41I'm actually excited to go and sit in an ice bath and get in the sauna.
13:46What has life become?
13:47We and Jordan have done some weird shit trying to get pregnant by it.
13:51Tell them about the wank.
13:52Oh, my God, this is brilliant.
13:54They sound really going to enjoy this one.
13:55So, obviously, I was ovulating, so we can't miss the peak.
13:58So, we're at his dad and his wife, and they've got, like, this tiny little room that was sleeping, right?
14:03And the walls are super-fitting.
14:03Also, like, finished, like, one of them old terrace houses thing.
14:06Anyways, I went to Jordan, I said, I'm ovulating, I said, just have to do it.
14:10I went, right, I've got an idea.
14:11I'll just want you off, right?
14:12And then, as soon as you're going to come, I'll just sit on it.
14:16What?
14:17What the fuck's you talking about?
14:20Imagine being a baby born on a wank.
14:21No, anyway, right?
14:23So, I'm just going like that.
14:24I was like, how long is that?
14:25His confidence coming?
14:26I was like, all right.
14:26Yeah, go.
14:27And I went, and he went, ready?
14:28I went, all right, ready?
14:29Oh, spread the cheeks.
14:30And I just went, and he went, inside.
14:33And I went, and then, and then, and then we just looked into it.
14:36I went, done.
14:36You went, done.
14:37I went, no, it's good to sleep.
14:38Imagine that would have worked.
14:39I'd have been class.
14:39Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:45Oh, my God.
14:47Oh, my God.
15:04Oh, yeah, you are, Ken, until you open your mouth.
15:07What the fuck is that meant to mean?
15:08It's a bit of a chava, aren't you?
15:10How?
15:10It's the way you're going on, love.
15:12You are?
15:13And I.
15:14Yes.
15:14Five minutes.
15:15And never change me.
15:16Never change your ways.
15:17Never change.
15:18I'll always remember where I came from.
15:20The whole of gravy in the world never change your ways, right?
15:23Of course.
15:24Ah.
15:26This is the life.
15:32Hi.
15:34Hiya.
15:35Do you want to have a quick chat?
15:37Can do?
15:38Yeah.
15:40I really hope Liam wants to squash this now,
15:42because I cannot handle any more beef.
15:45Literally, if I get any more beef,
15:47I'm going to be joining Jay as a fucking vegan.
15:49What's it going to be?
15:52How are you?
15:53Tired.
15:54Yeah.
15:56Erm.
15:57Honestly, my intention wasn't to, like,
15:59drag it on after you and James had, like, squashed him.
16:02I think it's, like, more...
16:04You've got your closure, James has got his, Jay's got his.
16:08And I sort of just want a closure for myself
16:10so we can actually walk past each other and go,
16:12Hi, you all right?
16:13That's all I want.
16:15OK.
16:17It's been, like, going round circles over and over and over
16:19and not getting anywhere and...
16:22It's a shame how last night happened,
16:24cos obviously the lads had a conversation, squashed it,
16:27and then it's ended up carrying on again, you know,
16:28and ultimately, you know, we need to move on.
16:31No, I know.
16:32At this minute in time, we're not going to see eye to eye.
16:34Yeah.
16:34But I think, you know, in terms of, for everyone in the house,
16:38you know, there's been a lot of hostility
16:40and I don't think it's fair if we keep dragging it on
16:42and dragging it on and dragging it on.
16:43No, I agree.
16:44I want to draw the line with you.
16:46I do.
16:47Good.
16:48Same.
16:49Good.
16:50Sweet.
16:51So, Sybil?
16:52Yeah?
16:53Yeah.
16:54OK.
16:54Let's enjoy the last, you know, amount of time.
16:58Yeah.
16:58Yeah, me wrong.
16:59Perfect.
16:59I feel better.
17:01Right.
17:01I hope you do as well.
17:02Cheers to that.
17:03Cheers.
17:04We've got that.
17:05The end.
17:10Me and Ricky will never be besties,
17:12but I do hope that is the end of all the drama
17:15because it is from my side.
17:29Welcome, everyone.
17:30Hello.
17:30We are Chrissy and Martha
17:32and, uh, are you fine with your knees?
17:34I'm going to...
17:35I'm getting cramped in my leg.
17:37Jeez, are we...
17:38You're enjoying that?
17:39I'm trying to imagine what the gaz 10 years ago,
17:43if he was standing right there looking at me now
17:46in this pink dressing gown,
17:47he would be so disappointed.
17:50But you know what?
17:52I'm proud.
17:53We're going to do some stretching
17:55to wake up our bodies a little bit
17:57and then we'll jump into the first full plunge.
17:59Is it good for sperm?
18:01Ha-ha!
18:02No?
18:03We want to be...
18:04We're trying for a baby.
18:05Maybe it is.
18:06These women don't look too sure,
18:08but right now,
18:09I'll try anything to get that sperm good.
18:12Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:18Oh!
18:18You're energised?
18:19Yes.
18:20Yes.
18:20Yes.
18:21Yes.
18:21We're going to really cold water now.
18:23Let's go!
18:24Let's go!
18:25I'm getting the...
18:25I'm doing the...
18:26I grew up in Newcastle,
18:28so I'm used to freezing my balls off.
18:30In this water here,
18:31we'll just be Lake Anne in the North Sea.
18:33We're together, we're together, we're together.
18:34Ready?
18:34One, two, three, four, three.
18:36So, you go first, I'll go back.
18:38Fucking hell!
18:38Right.
18:40Oh, my goodness, you're in!
18:41Hum-ding, hum-ding, hum-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
18:45Mama.
18:45Mama.
18:48Oh, my God.
18:48It's going...
18:51Can I have a wave, warm it up?
18:52No, you dare.
18:54The only way to describe an ice bath
18:55is, like, when you get in it,
18:57it's like someone has got a dagger
18:58and they're just stabbing it in your feet
19:00and then it just transfers up your body.
19:02It is the worst thing in the world,
19:04but that is why it feels so good after.
19:09Right, Jordan.
19:10Well done.
19:12So, Jordan's been for now.
19:14Get me in that sauna
19:15because that is what I'm talking about.
19:18Come on!
19:30I've got no fucking idea
19:32what's going on
19:33with the branches in the towels,
19:34but I'm not going to lie,
19:36I like it.
19:47We wanted to make the bigger facts.
19:49It's going to look lovely.
19:50Come on!
19:51Time to get picked.
19:52Let's go get some wine, baby!
19:55There's a few things that I can't do,
19:57but when it comes to daytime drinking,
19:59I'm a black belt ninja warrior.
20:01You look smart.
20:02Well, you look gorgeous.
20:05Hearing Chantelle's stick with me last night
20:06has just made me realise
20:07what a loyal friend she is.
20:09If something romantic was going to happen,
20:11it would have happened by now
20:12and it would probably fuck up
20:14an entire friendship.
20:15And I tell you what,
20:16there is plenty more fish in the sea,
20:18especially when you're an international DJ
20:20with real sweet and real tasty teeth.
20:29That's the best sauna I've ever had in my life.
20:32That took me to some places
20:34I've never thought I'd ever go to.
20:36I think I was in the rainforest at one point.
20:37Yeah, I was.
20:38Yeah, no, rainforest at one point.
20:38The rainforest, that was Gale Force,
20:40we were the time.
20:42Gary, it's mental seeing you like this.
20:45Well, last time I seen you,
20:46obviously I was living with you, wasn't I?
20:48And you were drinking,
20:49you were going out all the time,
20:51and then now you're just sitting in a pink gown.
20:53What a noise call, Sophie.
20:54Of course.
20:55Growing up.
20:55Growing up.
20:56This must be good for your fighting.
20:58Yeah.
20:58I don't, I mean, the ice baths,
20:59I don't get in maybe once a week.
21:01Because they're not enjoyable, like.
21:03I'll always go train, ice bath,
21:05sauna, shower, done.
21:07I haven't achieved everything that I want in fighting.
21:09I think the last few years,
21:10I kind of messed up.
21:12Some of the fights that I lost,
21:13I know I could have won
21:14had I not been in a bad place.
21:16Started with MMA,
21:17I had seven fights,
21:18won five, lost two.
21:20Went into the boxing,
21:21I had five fights,
21:24won three, lost two.
21:25And now I've started with the bare knuckle boxing,
21:28and I've already had a couple of wins,
21:29and that's in my head,
21:31another 12 to 18 months,
21:32and that's my fight career done.
21:34Then I can get my nose fixed.
21:36Shall we just not go back?
21:37Yeah.
21:38Now we're going to go back to all them pisses from the vineyard.
21:41Nathan's going to be pissed off his head on wine.
21:43Chloe be doing a headstand on the sofa on that.
21:46I just really hope when we get back,
21:48it's going to be a lot different,
21:49and I hope it's just zen.
21:58Oh, this is nice.
22:00This is absolutely...
22:01Very classy.
22:01Well done, Chloe.
22:03Don't say I don't treat you.
22:04Are you and your bougie era?
22:06Yes, very bougie, classy era.
22:09How fresh is that strawberry?
22:11I've already got diarrhoea,
22:12and I think that's going to set me off.
22:14I've got the shits.
22:15And you know what they say?
22:16A cheeky glass of rosé is the cure.
22:18Well, Chloe, I really appreciate the invite you did,
22:21but I don't like wine,
22:23I don't like fruit,
22:24and I don't like cheese.
22:25The trick is for the wine.
22:27You don't swallow it,
22:28you put it around your mouth,
22:29and go,
22:29and then spit it out.
22:30I have never spat in my life.
22:32Dirty bastard.
22:46It's the last day in Lisbon.
22:47We're all together.
22:49I've had a few glasses of wine,
22:50and I'm loving life.
22:54Chloe, happy birthday!
22:56Thank you, everyone!
22:57Thank you for bringing us.
22:59I really appreciate it.
23:00What's been your best part of your birthday?
23:03Best part?
23:03I just feel like we've all really, really bonded.
23:05I would have made some amazing memories and stuff,
23:07and I wouldn't have had it any other way.
23:08I'm just so grateful for the friendships
23:10and everyone coming out,
23:11like Gary and Aaron,
23:12like, it's been absolutely amazing.
23:14And thank you again, Nathan, for it.
23:16Does it feel any different, being 30?
23:18Still feel the same,
23:19but apparently,
23:20when you get to 30,
23:21that's when your life starts,
23:22so I'll let you know.
23:23Don't you worry.
23:24Right, OK?
23:24I think you're in that era now, anyway.
23:25You've already started the work.
23:27I think you have, as well.
23:27So, like, actually prepare yourself for your 30s,
23:29and I don't want to make you cry when I actually say this,
23:31like, this is genuine.
23:32Like, you've actually put in the groundwork
23:34to become an actual fucking adult.
23:35So you actually notice the difference in it?
23:38100%.
23:38Look how you've been this time around in the house.
23:40We've not argued once.
23:42Yeah, that's why I think I've enjoyed it so much,
23:43because before I come in,
23:44I worked on myself, like, a lot.
23:45I did a lot of work on myself.
23:47Keep up the good work.
23:48Thank you, guys.
23:48That's the best thing ever.
23:49Thank you for saying that.
23:51I got on TV at such a young age.
23:52I was only 19,
23:53and I was massively targeted about the way that I looked.
23:56Like, I had no bum,
23:57I had a big nose,
23:58my boobs were saggy,
23:59so I started getting surgery,
24:01and I feel like for a long time,
24:02I was trying to chase something that I wasn't,
24:04and along the way,
24:06I lost myself,
24:07and that's why I've been doing a lot of therapy,
24:08a lot of healing.
24:09I got my BBL removed,
24:10and I feel like I'm starting to get the old Chloe Ferry back,
24:13and I just feel so much better about yourself.
24:15There's 48 hours left.
24:16Let's go out tonight with a big bang.
24:18Let's all just get pissed.
24:19No drama.
24:21No drama.
24:22And if we do go,
24:23if we go to a club tonight,
24:24can everyone please fucking dance,
24:25because it's not just me,
24:26me and Chantal again.
24:27I love dancing,
24:28right?
24:28I'm going to get all my moves out tonight.
24:30You just want the cha-cha.
24:32Bring the cat back before you turn three,
24:33because when you turn three,
24:34you can't be doing that anymore.
24:35What's the cat?
24:36Oh, she's just a crab with her legs,
24:37and then she's a cat on the floor.
24:38Right.
24:39I don't know how I ever know this about myself.
24:41Don't even ask,
24:42but I did it on the sesh one time.
24:45Ready?
24:45Oh.
24:46Go on, add the butt of the...
24:47Oh, oh!
24:47Do you not remember that?
24:49You've got to remember that.
24:50Even the dog didn't like that,
24:51Chloe.
24:52The dog's really hungry.
24:54The dog thought you were a cat.
24:55No, I don't want to...
24:59Oh, this looks nice.
25:07It does, doesn't it?
25:08We'll definitely find something here for crew,
25:09won't we?
25:10It is nice of me and Vicky
25:11to, like, get out the house
25:12away from everyone else,
25:13because, don't get this wrong,
25:14I love them,
25:15but I also love my partner more,
25:17and it's been so hard
25:19being away from my son, crew,
25:21so today,
25:21we just need to get him something special,
25:23like a nice little hat,
25:25somewhere that says,
25:26I'm sorry your parents abandoned you,
25:28but he has this hat.
25:30Shot glass of boobs on it.
25:31Perfect.
25:32Never good for Chloe, actually.
25:34Smash it like this.
25:35I don't think get him a plate,
25:36because he's just going to smash it,
25:38isn't he?
25:38I think he'd like that chicken up there,
25:40whatever that is.
25:41He would love that.
25:42Out of everything,
25:43he would love that chicken.
25:44Oh, my God!
25:45What a giant toad.
25:46It's a bit like you.
25:47Oh, yeah!
25:48Made out the same material,
25:49plastic.
25:49What about that chicken thing there?
25:51We could get that.
25:52Stop asking about the chickens.
25:54They've got dinosaurs.
25:55Oh, that's it.
25:56That's what he wants.
25:58Dinosaur,
25:58and then we'll get that chicken thing.
26:00Shall we get him the big one?
26:01Yeah.
26:01Okay.
26:02You want to get this?
26:02Yeah, yeah.
26:03Kyle really has gone above and beyond
26:05what I ever thought he would do as a dad.
26:08He is doing all the school drop-offs.
26:10He's even the one having a gossip
26:12with all the mums at the school gates.
26:13I just never expected this much
26:15from Kyle as a dad.
26:16Right, should we go and get a drink?
26:18Are you all shopped out?
26:19Yeah, let's get a drink.
26:19We'll talk about the wedding and stuff.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Okay.
26:22Are you sure you don't want to go back
26:23and get that chicken?
26:25No.
26:26I'm a hot one,
26:27yeah, I'm turning it up.
26:28I'ma melt your heart,
26:30but you can't even touch.
26:32Where are my little scruff bags at?
26:34Hello!
26:37Ladies and gentlemen,
26:38I present to you
26:40the five of the Y.
26:43Surprise, surprise,
26:44Nathan is fucking hammered
26:46and when he's pissed,
26:47all he wants to do
26:49is annoy me
26:50so I'm staying
26:50well out of his way.
26:52Was it good?
26:52Oh, it was great.
26:53Oh, wow.
26:54Wine eyes.
26:55Yeah, she's...
26:56Fuck.
26:56She's wine eye, yeah?
26:57Oh, my God.
26:59How would you feel
26:59about going to the club tonight
27:00together?
27:02I haven't been in the nightclub
27:03for about 10 years.
27:04I honestly do not know
27:06the last time
27:07I was physically
27:08in a nightclub.
27:08There were some of the best times
27:10of my life.
27:11Bring that gas beat up
27:12back to the door.
27:14Where's that gas beat up?
27:19Oh, my God.
27:21You can make the light run right in.
27:24Ooh, this is nice.
27:26This is lovely.
27:27Let's get that chair
27:28for you sugar tits.
27:30Oh, God.
27:32Pull that chair so far away
27:33and you're sitting
27:34at a different table.
27:36Cheers to the wedding.
27:39Same with the big one,
27:40enthusiasm.
27:41Cheers to the wedding.
27:44Wedding planning.
27:45Vicky talks,
27:46I nod
27:47and agree with
27:48whatever she's got to say
27:49and that is my job done.
27:52Weddings are just
27:52hard work, aren't they?
27:54Yeah, yeah, they're impossible.
27:55I just feel like
27:56we're battling
27:56and I feel like
27:57you always win.
27:59That's such a lie.
28:01This is something that I've
28:02literally dreamt about
28:03for years and years and years.
28:05Do you not think
28:05I've dreamt about it
28:06for years and years?
28:07I don't think it was
28:08really in your head
28:09when you had all those years
28:10of partying
28:11and bijou
28:12and birds
28:14and...
28:15Booking.
28:17I wasn't going to go there,
28:18Kyle, but yes.
28:18Booking birds and banter.
28:19Yes.
28:20I know your past.
28:21I'm not naive to it.
28:23Me and Kyle first met
28:24at Tuk Tuk Palace
28:25in 2018.
28:27On the way to our first date,
28:28Kyle actually got hit
28:29by a taxi
28:30and then came hobbling
28:31through the door
28:32about 20 minutes late.
28:33I thought,
28:34who is this guy?
28:36Why have I agreed
28:36to go on a date with him?
28:38But then obviously
28:39explain what happened
28:40and I actually thought
28:40it was quite cute
28:41that he still wanted
28:42to go on a date
28:42after he'd been locked over.
28:44Nathan,
28:44we want to be
28:45Master of Ceremony.
28:45Can I explain
28:46what Master of Ceremony is?
28:47I knew you were going
28:47to ask for this.
28:48They basically narrate the day.
28:50Majority family
28:51are just like
28:52me real family
28:53and I want them
28:53each to have a part
28:55in me wedding day
28:56because they mean
28:56the world to us.
28:57And obviously
28:58we want James
28:59to be the ring bearer
29:00but we have to put
29:01the ring under James' seat
29:02and he's not going
29:03to know that until...
29:04Until literally
29:05the moment.
29:06God, he'd be a nightmare
29:07because you know
29:07James is such a dawdler.
29:09And he'll probably
29:10take ages to go
29:10to the front of the aisle
29:11as well.
29:12Do we sit here
29:13outside?
29:14Is this where we're sitting?
29:16He's like an old man.
29:17And then we need
29:17a job for Sophie.
29:19What about
29:20if she did like
29:21a nice poem
29:22as part of the ceremony?
29:24I think that's a good idea.
29:26Yeah.
29:26How do you feel
29:27about obviously
29:27not inviting
29:28some of the others?
29:30The closeness
29:31I've got to
29:32Jay again
29:33in this house
29:34and the closeness
29:35I've got to Aaron,
29:36it makes us feel
29:38a bit crap
29:39and obviously Chloe.
29:40In my dream wedding
29:41all of the Geordies
29:42would be invited
29:43and all the Geordies
29:43would come
29:44but there's only
29:45a certain amount
29:46of places we can have
29:47so we have to pick
29:48carefully.
29:49If I could
29:50I would have invited
29:51everyone
29:52except Riggie.
29:54I mean look
29:55I've obviously
29:57grown closer to Chloe
29:58like...
29:58She's a good friend.
29:59I feel like she's
30:00invited me on her 30th.
30:01Exactly.
30:01Like that's a monumental
30:02thing for someone
30:03so yeah
30:04I'll just explain to her
30:05obviously.
30:06She's not an afterthought
30:07I just...
30:07We just needed to see
30:08like where the relationship
30:09was at basically.
30:10OK.
30:11Now all the wedding
30:11rules are sorted
30:13I just want to keep it
30:14on the down low
30:15because I don't want
30:16others like finding out
30:17because there is a lot
30:18that isn't invited
30:20but I need to tell Chloe
30:21ASAP
30:22because she has to
30:23book her flights.
30:24She might be busy
30:25but things cross
30:26she's not now.
30:28Was that you?
30:30Funny enough
30:31it wasn't now.
30:31It smells like the dog.
30:32Can you take the wrap
30:33for that?
30:34I'm definitely not
30:35taking a wrap for that.
30:41Hi my favourite boys.
30:43Oh sexy boys.
30:45Look at all those
30:46little besties
30:47together.
30:49Oh no.
30:49You fucking bastard.
30:50What the fuck
30:51did you put that there
30:52on purpose you bastard?
30:53Booby trap.
30:54Take home alone.
30:55Booby trap.
30:56Did you put that there?
30:57I feel like you did.
30:58I asked a knit man
30:59I'm telling you
30:59I asked a knit man.
31:00Is this the jewellery?
31:01I asked a knit man.
31:02I am so glad
31:04that yous two came back
31:05after all these years
31:07of not being in the same
31:08house to get back.
31:09It has just been
31:10so good.
31:12It's been enjoyable.
31:13We've done fun things
31:13we've had a laugh
31:14and we're on a holiday
31:15together and it has
31:16been nice.
31:17I don't feel like
31:17I've spent much time
31:18with you since you've
31:18been back.
31:19I know.
31:19Yours with the
31:20divide.
31:22There's no divide
31:23there's been a massive
31:24divide of your man.
31:25Yeah but I've not
31:26been on the other side
31:26of the divide.
31:27I think I've been very
31:28neutral.
31:28I mean you just
31:28always ended up with
31:29them.
31:30Will you tonight
31:30get involved with the
31:31lads?
31:32Just get involved with
31:32me.
31:33Should we break this
31:34all my time?
31:34No no.
31:36Me and you guys
31:37should we dress the
31:38same at night?
31:38No what?
31:39Come on should I
31:40dress you?
31:40Imagine being locked
31:41in here.
31:41Let me dress you for
31:43the last night you
31:44love it.
31:45You know I'm
31:45I know for a fine
31:46fact you know I'm
31:47stylish.
31:47You are stylish.
31:49Nathan you're a six
31:49for five.
31:51Gay man.
31:51Don't think.
31:52I thought you were
31:52going to say large
31:53lady then.
31:54No big lyrics.
31:56I'm not sitting in
31:57this club at night
31:58with an open top
32:00shirt like bougie.
32:01No I wouldn't have
32:02you open top.
32:03Put a little vest on
32:04you.
32:04Just get the hydrogest.
32:05That would be a little
32:06tight little vest.
32:08This new mature
32:09version of Gary
32:09might act like a
32:10grandpa but there's
32:11still time for me to
32:12stop him from
32:12dressing like one.
32:14Danger.
32:15Oh that was close.
32:16I was going to
32:17jump in there.
32:18Don't.
32:19I'm not.
32:20As if I'm going to
32:20push him when I kind of
32:21swim.
32:22Save big leather.
32:25Oh god.
32:27Come on let's all
32:28walk in together.
32:28Go go go go.
32:30Come on.
32:30We're not going to
32:30squeeze it now.
32:31It's a shit shirt
32:32night.
32:33Oh shit shirt night.
32:34Oh yeah.
32:35You just farted on my
32:36dick.
32:37Big leather.
32:37What the fuck.
32:39Gary just farted on me.
32:41What happened to be
32:41Mr. Mature.
32:42That was awful.
32:43What the fuck.
32:44You've just been
32:45farted on by Gaz
32:46Beedle.
32:47I'm going to sell
32:47these pants.
32:48Welcome back.
32:50Oh big fart.
32:51These are gone straight
32:52on fucking Amazon.
32:54The bloody hell
32:54make off his fart.
32:57Hey everyone.
33:12I'm actually really
33:13excited for this club
33:14tonight and after a
33:15couple of drinks at the
33:15vineyard I'm ready to
33:17go.
33:28I'm gutted I'm
33:29staying in on me last
33:30night but them few
33:31afternoon wines have
33:33roped me off and plus
33:34there's no way I'm
33:36missing that flight
33:36tomorrow.
33:37I cannot wait to get
33:38home and see me little
33:39boy Ricardo.
33:43Do you know what's
33:44happening for your
33:45wedding?
33:46I know where it is
33:47and I know it's
33:47booked in that.
33:48I know what's
33:48happening and I'll be
33:49there.
33:50I don't know Vicky from
33:51Adam because I met her
33:52through you.
33:53Yeah.
33:53That girl she is one
33:55of us.
33:56Yeah.
33:56I'm like this was
33:57the first day she
33:59accidentally farted.
34:03And she went oops
34:06I was like never
34:07apologize.
34:08Out of all the
34:09boys I'm definitely
34:10closest to James and
34:11Kyle and I can't wait
34:13to see Kyle walk down
34:14the aisle.
34:15You've got to put
34:15into consideration of
34:18who you feel like you
34:20cannot get married
34:21without them being
34:22there and I'd feel
34:23very very wrong if
34:25you two weren't there
34:26watching me get
34:27married.
34:28I have to put that
34:29into consideration.
34:30Do you want to know
34:30why I care about you
34:31so much and why you're
34:32so important to me?
34:34Because you are the
34:35only lad that when I
34:36first came in well
34:37when you first came
34:38into the house I
34:39I never had to be
34:40anyone different with
34:41you whereas with the
34:43other lads I had to be
34:44a player I had to be
34:45cool I had to be rich
34:46and have nice cars and
34:47stuff.
34:48I think Nathan was
34:49less threatening than
34:50the other lads in the
34:51house.
34:51You said one wrong
34:52thing in front of the
34:53other lads and he
34:53would just get like
34:54griefed for days
34:55whereas Nathan was
34:56more accepting.
34:58It was refreshing to
34:59have a normal
35:00conversation with
35:01someone and not have
35:02to talk about cars and
35:04money and girls all the
35:06time.
35:07How many people in this
35:08house can sit there and
35:10go I've got a genuine
35:11brother?
35:14Fucking hell bro it's
35:15been a crazy one this
35:16time around.
35:17I've had a really good
35:18fucking time and with
35:20everything that's
35:20happened me and you
35:22managed to make sure
35:24that everybody in the
35:25house understands our
35:27point of views and our
35:28sides.
35:28things might have been
35:29forgiven for now but
35:30they certainly haven't
35:31been forgotten and
35:32there's a lot of things
35:33that have happened in
35:34the past personal
35:35comments and that'll
35:37always be simmering.
35:39I've got some party
35:40planning to do son.
35:42It's next year baby and
35:43you better fucking
35:44believe I'm going to
35:46have your life.
35:47We'll be fucking
35:48raving and
35:49misbehaving.
35:51Get one in front of
35:51this light Chloe.
35:52Okay okay.
35:53Oh is anyone free?
35:55Yeah!
35:57Slay!
35:59Oh my god you sick of
36:01shit.
36:02Me?
36:03Chloe?
36:03Boys!
36:05Get in here.
36:06Come on.
36:07Come on the girls!
36:09We are coming!
36:11We are coming!
36:16We're good girls!
36:19Come on in!
36:21Come on in!
36:22Welcome round!
36:23Welcome round!
36:24Tits out.
36:27There's only one person
36:29that can lead the cheers
36:30and I think it's the
36:32master.
36:33Don't say me.
36:34The father.
36:34No, no.
36:35The being that is
36:37Gaz.
36:39Pass.
36:39Pass.
36:40Snap!
36:40Go on pass.
36:41No don't say that.
36:42Come on guys.
36:43Right okay right okay so last night I'm so pleased everything's been sorted out it's an absolute
36:47pleasure to be back Aaron thank you for giving us that call saying let's go back I'm sorry it's been
36:53like eight or nine years but now I'm here I'm buzzing I came back.
36:57I hope Gary hasn't forgotten whose birthday it is I can't believe I'm about to say this but let's have
37:04a cheers here it comes and get ready get in the cars and go to a club.
37:19I can't remember the last time I left the house at midnight it just feels so late let's come alive
37:29at 12 o'clock I'm ready for Ben.
37:32Gary referred to you not yet Chloe was like ahem ahem ahem I'm not fucking mentioning you.
37:38So I was expecting a third year fan she was like hi hi oh shit hi.
37:41Did not yet she was going why are you coughing?
37:52What's the cobbles what's the cobbles?
37:53The cobbles I feel like I'm already two of the cobbles.
38:05It's the last night of the holiday and my job as party player has come to an end.
38:09I think I've done an amazing job for Chloe but tonight I'm letting my locks down and I'm getting absolutely
38:15wasted.
38:24I feel like I'm in Jordan's show back in the day now.
38:27And it's all night.
38:31Oh it's all night.
38:34And it's all night.
38:39It's all night.
38:42Go boys.
38:44It's all good having this football together.
38:46It is.
38:46It is.
38:47Jay.
38:48Smell that.
38:50Show what that is.
38:51Fucking fucking remember.
38:53I used to live uploading yeah.
38:55If we piled these up how many of these me and Jay have had this would go to get that
39:02thing in Dubai.
39:05Everything has changed since back in the day when we used to go out.
39:08Even I've stopped drinking but at least we can still go out and have a good time.
39:14You know what's time now right?
39:16Everyone looks so young.
39:19I remember being in the club as younger and seeing like a man standing there I'm like.
39:23See.
39:25We are now.
39:27Yeah.
39:29Oh yeah.
39:30Look at all of them in the corner.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Horrible.
39:33Horrible.
39:34I was a bit nervous.
39:35I was a bit scared.
39:36I'm just off for that.
39:37But like Jay not drinking helps.
39:39Like just because like if Jay was now sparse then I'd be like even worse.
39:44You know what I mean?
39:44But I think everyone's at a good place in their lives.
39:47Like them lot.
39:48I love the best.
39:49But yeah they might want to get a bit more sparse than us.
39:51Yeah, yeah.
39:52And that's, they were at that stage still.
39:54They, they, they, that stage of their life.
39:56That's their stage.
39:57We are now at the stage room.
40:01Everybody get the best.
40:05Like the lads are going on as if they're 70 years old.
40:09Like I know men in the 60s that can drink and party better than them.
40:12They are still young and they've still got fantastic livers.
40:16So come on lads, loosen up a bit.
40:31And I still leave for a second.
40:34Awww.
40:37I'm going to prove.
40:39What the hellie is this all about?
40:41I feel like I've been called at the headmaster's office.
40:44Am I in trouble?
40:44We have quite an important question to ask you.
40:4822.
40:48Can I just give you a wheel?
40:51So, we feel like there's not been like the right time to like ask you and like have this conversation.
40:57So we wanted to know if you would come to our wedding in Rome and Tulum.
41:04We're invited!
41:06Yes!
41:07Yes!
41:08I have never been to a foreign wedding before.
41:10Not only am I going to a wedding, but I'm going to a different country.
41:13It's a winner with our chicken dinner and I can't wait for some cake.
41:15Yeah!
41:17All right, calm down.
41:18Not everyone's invited.
41:19Isn't it?
41:20Not everyone's invited.
41:21Obviously me and Kyle do have like a little bit of a past, but we are actually really good friends
41:25now.
41:25And it would have been such a shame to miss out on his and Vicky's wedding.
41:29So I'm just so grateful that I'm going.
41:30Woo!
41:31We are definitely invited!
41:33You didn't have so much Botox, you could cry.
41:39I'm the same.
41:40I'd be crying now.
41:41Are we invited then?
41:42Of course!
41:43Oh!
41:44Oh yeah, like I said.
41:45It's like the ex.
41:47Yeah, I feel like it's difficult.
41:54It's difficult, difficult.
41:55It does feel great to be back in a club with everyone, but Nathan is looking absolutely shit-based
42:00and there's no chance I'm sharing a cab home with him.
42:03And I bring the good, good times.
42:06Bring the good times.
42:09Woo!
42:10Woo!
42:11And I bring the good, good times.
42:14I think he's just been making.
42:18And I bring the good, good times.
42:23Do you know what?
42:24I've had a great time.
42:25Everyone looks like I'm enjoying themselves, having a few drinks, Nathan's up dancing again.
42:29I'll be honest, the Jodie Shaw family will always be a massive part of my life.
42:33I still love the motor bits.
42:35And I bring the good, good times.
42:40Don't wanna love you.
42:42This has been so fun.
42:44Thank you everyone for coming.
42:47Are you excited about meeting your baby sister?
42:49What?
42:50I've wanted this for so long.
42:52I've wanted a little girl.
42:54Do you know what though?
42:54I think Kayla's went all out for this wedding.
42:57Ready to go and watch mommy and daddy get married?
42:59We cannot wait.
43:00It's crazy to think that like in a few hours we're gonna happen.
43:02I've literally got a baby.
43:04Oh my God.
43:05Oh my God.
43:07Oh my God.
43:08Someone look into your eyes and see the devil about you.
43:13Make this your bride.
43:15Vicky is officially part of the Jodie Shaw family.
43:19God help her.
43:49To be continued for now,
43:51let your boy hug a three hour house with a Janv....
43:51When the Eventually music still turns up,
43:51Oh my god.
43:53And weacht.
43:53of course.
43:53I'll do my heart.
43:53which are the stage属 who can be played so large.
43:54you've taken an attic 24,
43:54People haven't had the afterlife,
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