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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:21just nervous to lose my virginity it's mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer
00:00:29did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke stick especially now about Luke's probably
00:00:39really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:46you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming
00:00:54I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my
00:00:58girl
00:01:11my coffee right right sorry
00:01:24oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:44I'm sorry don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:56right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at
00:02:05her throwing
00:02:06herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want
00:02:11her
00:02:11yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:02:19experienced a grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:25oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:36so uh you're a virgin
00:02:42oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:50Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't
00:02:55even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:00you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:03oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:31I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:40shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:47all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:51so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:56a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:10good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:37don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:40right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me
00:04:47pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:55oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:02yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want
00:05:09to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with
00:05:13that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good
00:05:20for you
00:05:20dr. Miller I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr. Miller I'd also recommend you don't
00:05:27do
00:05:27anything that you're not ready to do I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's
00:05:34kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm sorry
00:05:38that I
00:05:40overstepped boundaries there let's get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if
00:05:50you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:58uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:04it's okay
00:06:08it's okay
00:06:09stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop
00:06:14my hands cold no they're perfect
00:06:17stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:24there are no abnormalities
00:06:29thank you Luke Dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for
00:06:36me
00:06:41okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47okay so I need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:56I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:05all right I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix I need you to relax for
00:07:14me
00:07:18so do you like younger women I mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:27to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so
00:07:32for my great-grandfather's honor I donated a few hours of my time clinic oh
00:07:36duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:41last thing last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:48relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:00I think I just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities all right be right back
00:08:23is that a freaking wet spot I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35all right so here's your break
00:08:42should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:46okay she's my patient
00:08:54Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:03speaking of sperm I assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:10Luke are you serious you got a finger by the
00:09:14doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:16the Luke
00:09:18Sophie you're a freak
00:09:20so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:24shut up Everly
00:09:26shit he's so sexy
00:09:28maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:31don't worry
00:09:32okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:49why do I even care
00:09:55yo
00:09:55ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:04you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:06you're dating a nun
00:10:07she's never gonna let you smash I'm calling it
00:10:10dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:14I just can't prove it
00:10:15you will soon
00:10:19they're gonna film her
00:10:20dude you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:28a little bit of this
00:10:30and she's gonna go feral
00:10:35yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:37just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:42don't get involved Luke
00:10:43you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:53fuck my eyes
00:10:54what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live
00:10:57before I'm calling cops
00:11:01Kaylee Avenue apartment 2
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie
00:11:11the lady
00:11:29nervous
00:11:32why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:40nervous
00:11:42I'm a little nervous
00:11:44don't be
00:11:45you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:52wait
00:11:52what
00:11:54I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:56we're gonna have to wait
00:11:57I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:02you kidding me
00:12:04I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:06Mike
00:12:07why would you say something like that
00:12:09I'm going home
00:12:16there it is
00:12:17there it is
00:12:20the hell you are
00:12:21not until
00:12:23I get something
00:12:25no
00:12:25no
00:12:29stop
00:12:30stop
00:12:31hey
00:12:39who the fuck invited you
00:12:40who the fuck invited you
00:12:44Dr. Miller
00:12:46hey Sophie
00:12:47hey
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:51hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:52hey
00:12:54hey
00:12:55hey can you hear me
00:12:56did you take something
00:12:58what's up grandpa
00:12:59who the fuck invited you
00:13:03listen up dumbass
00:13:04making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:13what what's so funny
00:13:14you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16since who
00:13:17you ever study in Miller Hall
00:13:18yeah
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:22my family is the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:26ever
00:13:26that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:30yeah
00:13:30you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:32wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35no no
00:13:36and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:38no no no
00:13:39please can we talk about this
00:13:41it was just a joke
00:13:41oh you want to talk
00:13:42oh
00:13:43oh
00:13:44oh
00:13:45oh
00:13:46hey
00:13:48hey come on
00:14:05she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:07either way it's not good
00:14:15you stole me from my date
00:14:18what gives you the right you asshole
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:27stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:38how much did you have to drink
00:14:41I can drink however much I want
00:14:43and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:45just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:47doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:49don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:50tell me this
00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:53if you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:59I was at the bar
00:14:59I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:04that he could take your virginity
00:15:06and record it
00:15:12wow
00:15:15I'm an idiot
00:15:17no you're not an idiot
00:15:21first I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:25to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:28and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:32I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:41sorry Soph
00:15:47Soph you want my virginity week
00:15:57you can have it
00:16:06someone clearly wants me
00:16:08are you
00:16:10hard right now
00:16:35buy lingerie check
00:16:37bikini wax check
00:16:39get boyfriend check
00:16:40just one thing left to do
00:16:42before I lose my virginity
00:16:43at the glorious age of 21
00:16:45stop thinking about dick
00:16:47I'm not thinking about dick
00:16:48okay
00:16:49I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:16:51it's Mr. Big Dick
00:16:52okay
00:16:54oh fuck
00:16:55it's Luke
00:16:55my favorite customer
00:16:57did he hear
00:17:03okay don't think about dick
00:17:04especially not Luke's dick
00:17:05especially not about Luke's
00:17:06probably really big dick
00:17:08morning dick
00:17:10double shot of espresso
00:17:11and a mocha frappe
00:17:12with nonfat milk right
00:17:13you're perfect
00:17:14thank you
00:17:15right
00:17:15isn't Sophie just perfect
00:17:18Mike
00:17:19I'm sorry
00:17:20I didn't know you were coming
00:17:21I would have got ready
00:17:22oh don't worry
00:17:23he's just here for a coffee
00:17:24no
00:17:24I'm here to see my girl
00:17:38my coffee
00:17:41right
00:17:42right sorry
00:17:51oh my god
00:17:54Mikey don't just laugh
00:17:55we're so mean
00:17:56don't help your girlfriend
00:17:58alright alright alright
00:17:58I'm sorry
00:17:59no babe
00:18:00you look great
00:18:03my bad
00:18:04my bad
00:18:04my bad
00:18:04my bad
00:18:11come here
00:18:12don't worry about that
00:18:13I do it all the time
00:18:16let me remake your coffee
00:18:24right guy
00:18:25see it's my girl
00:18:26my face to wipe
00:18:28thanks but uh
00:18:29no thanks
00:18:31oh my god
00:18:32look at her throwing herself
00:18:34at the campus doctor
00:18:35like that
00:18:35she's such a slut
00:18:36as if someone as hot as him
00:18:38would want her
00:18:38yeah
00:18:39watch this
00:18:40oh Mikey
00:18:42where did you find someone
00:18:43as cute as Sophie
00:18:44looks like she's not very
00:18:46experienced at grown up things
00:18:47like making coffee
00:18:50or having sex
00:18:53Tosh
00:18:54oh come on
00:18:55oh my god
00:18:56are we talking to the oldest virgin
00:18:59on campus
00:19:04so uh
00:19:06you're a virgin
00:19:09oh be careful Mikey
00:19:11I think we have a stage 5
00:19:13clinger right here
00:19:17Brooke is it
00:19:18yeah you forgot you
00:19:19committed your medication
00:19:20at the clinic
00:19:21what
00:19:21I literally don't even know you
00:19:23don't be embarrassed
00:19:24look it's just
00:19:25chlamydia this week
00:19:26gonorrhea last month
00:19:27you should be more careful
00:19:29who you're sleeping with
00:19:29especially while you're on the medication
00:19:31oh my god
00:19:32what
00:19:33it was just chlamydia
00:19:37oh fuck you all
00:19:38sounds like she already did
00:19:41oh boy
00:19:42yeah
00:19:58I'm really really sorry
00:20:00I really don't like your boyfriend
00:20:02he doesn't like my boyfriend
00:20:03what does that mean
00:20:07shit my appointment
00:20:08I gotta go
00:20:09sorry
00:20:15alright we'll have your birth control
00:20:16ready for you after the doctor
00:20:17administers a routine pelvic exam
00:20:19so go ahead and put this on
00:20:22oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:20:23he
00:20:29a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:20:33this day could not get any more humiliating
00:20:38good morning miss tisdale
00:20:43it's luke luke is a gynecologist
00:20:46my gynecologist
00:21:04don't worry I'm full of the doctor
00:21:06titty gentle as it's your first time
00:21:08right
00:21:08my first time
00:21:09miss tisdale
00:21:11is it
00:21:11yes
00:21:12nice to meet you dr miller
00:21:13nice to meet me
00:21:14pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:21:16grind me
00:21:18I mean
00:21:18the coffee shop
00:21:19grind me
00:21:22oh no
00:21:23he remembers me
00:21:24so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:21:29yes
00:21:29that asshole
00:21:31yes
00:21:33I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:21:36if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right
00:21:38I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:21:41I will use a condom
00:21:45I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:21:46he's not good for you
00:21:48dr. miller I'm not sure that you're
00:21:50nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:21:51yes dr. miller
00:21:53I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:21:56I'm ready
00:21:58I think I'm ready
00:22:00Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole
00:22:02but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:22:04you know what I'm sorry that I
00:22:07overstepped boundaries there
00:22:08uh let's get started with a breast exam
00:22:13breast exam?
00:22:15breast exam?
00:22:17if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor
00:22:19no it's I like it it's fine
00:22:26uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:22:31it's okay
00:22:36stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:22:38stop it stop
00:22:41my hands cold?
00:22:42no they're perfect
00:22:45stop embarrassing yourself
00:22:46there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:22:51there are no abnormalities
00:22:57thank you luke
00:22:59dr. miller
00:23:00that wasn't so bad
00:23:01uh sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:23:09okay yes
00:23:09I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:23:13but not performing a pap smear
00:23:17so
00:23:17I need you to relax for a minute
00:23:20all right
00:23:20you're doing good
00:23:23I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:23:33all right
00:23:35I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:23:38you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:23:40I need you to relax for me
00:23:45so do you like younger women?
00:23:49I mean as your students
00:23:51because you work on campus
00:23:52no my family donated
00:23:55to the clinic
00:23:56a couple years ago
00:23:58or a while ago actually
00:23:59and so
00:24:00in my great grandfather's honor
00:24:01I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:24:03oh
00:24:04duh
00:24:04now he thinks
00:24:06you think he's a creep
00:24:07amazing
00:24:08last thing
00:24:10I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:24:11just to check on your internal organs
00:24:13all right
00:24:15relax for me
00:24:16you're doing good
00:24:17his fingers literally inside of me
00:24:19oh my gosh
00:24:27I think I just had an orgasm
00:24:30did he
00:24:33all right
00:24:35he's so noticed
00:24:37oh my god
00:24:38everything looks good
00:24:39no hard memoralities
00:24:41all right
00:24:42we'll be right back
00:24:50is that a freaking wet spot?
00:24:55I can never look at that man in the eyes
00:24:58ever again
00:25:02all right
00:25:03so here's your break
00:25:09should I bring it to her
00:25:10to the cafe?
00:25:12oh my god
00:25:14she's my patient
00:25:22Mike is gonna come in his pants
00:25:24before he can even get yours off tonight
00:25:26you are so graphic
00:25:30speaking of sperm
00:25:32I assume your appointment went okay
00:25:34you will never believe
00:25:35who my gynecologist was
00:25:37Luke
00:25:38are you serious?
00:25:40you got a finger by the
00:25:41I want to talk to you
00:25:42buy coffee from you
00:25:43the Luke
00:25:45Sophie you're a freak
00:25:48so is he like
00:25:49good with his fingers
00:25:50or
00:25:52shut up Everly
00:25:53shit
00:25:54he's so sexy
00:25:56maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:25:59don't worry
00:26:00okay
00:26:01tonight's gonna be amazing
00:26:02okay Sophie
00:26:04come on
00:26:05let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:26:07Mike
00:26:12I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:26:17why do I even care
00:26:22yo
00:26:23you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:26:26is that
00:26:26Sophie's boyfriend?
00:26:31you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:26:33you're dating a nun
00:26:35she's never gonna let you smash
00:26:36I'm calling it
00:26:37dude
00:26:38she's low-key a slut
00:26:41I just can't prove it
00:26:43you will soon
00:26:46you're gonna film her?
00:26:47dude
00:26:48yo
00:26:51dude you're sick
00:26:53what if she doesn't let you hit?
00:26:55a little bit of this
00:26:58and she's gonna go feral
00:27:02yo that 1500 is mine
00:27:04just keep the cameras rolling
00:27:09don't get involved Luke
00:27:10you're just your customer and doctor
00:27:15hey
00:27:16you need to pay
00:27:21fuck my eyes
00:27:22what the fuck
00:27:22where's your fucking friend live
00:27:24before I'm calling cops
00:27:28Kaylee Avenue apartment 2
00:27:30I need to get to Sophie
00:27:37the lady
00:27:39you nervous?
00:27:59why do I feel less comfortable
00:28:01with my boyfriend
00:28:02than I did with my
00:28:02freaking gynecologist?
00:28:07you nervous?
00:28:09I'm a little nervous
00:28:10hey
00:28:11don't be
00:28:13you know my cherries I popped
00:28:19wait
00:28:19what?
00:28:22I'm sorry
00:28:22I forgot to start my birth control
00:28:24we're gonna have to wait
00:28:25I'm sorry Mike
00:28:26I can't do this
00:28:27are you kidding me?
00:28:31I'm sorry you were not hot enough
00:28:33to blue ball me for another month
00:28:34Mike
00:28:34why would you say something like that?
00:28:37I'm going home
00:28:43there it is
00:28:44there it is
00:28:47the hell you are
00:28:49not until
00:28:50I get something
00:28:52no
00:28:53no
00:28:56stop
00:28:57stop
00:28:58stop
00:28:59hey
00:29:06who the fuck invited you?
00:29:12Dr. Miller
00:29:13hey Sophie
00:29:14hey
00:29:15hey
00:29:16hey
00:29:19hey
00:29:20hey Sophie
00:29:20hey
00:29:22hey
00:29:22hey can you hear me?
00:29:24did you take something?
00:29:25what's up grandpa
00:29:26who the fuck invited
00:29:30listen up dumbass
00:29:32making her like you
00:29:33is the last good thing
00:29:34that'll ever happen to you
00:29:35I go to an ivy league asshole
00:29:36if you want her you can have her
00:29:38I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:29:41what's so funny?
00:29:42you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:29:43says who?
00:29:45you ever study in Miller Hall?
00:29:46yeah
00:29:49I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:29:50my family is the biggest donor to the university
00:29:52since
00:29:53ever
00:29:54that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:29:58you just pissed your future away brother
00:30:00wait
00:30:01wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no
00:30:04and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:30:05no no no
00:30:06please can we talk about this?
00:30:08it was just a joke
00:30:09oh you want to talk?
00:30:09oh
00:30:10oh
00:30:11oh
00:30:12oh
00:30:13hey
00:30:15hey come on
00:30:32she's either really wasted or drugged
00:30:34either way it's not good
00:30:42you stole me from my date?
00:30:45gives you the right you asshole
00:30:51I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:30:55stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:30:56I don't have a daddy fetish
00:31:06how much did you have to drink?
00:31:08I can drink however much I want
00:31:10and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:31:12just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:31:15doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:31:16don't call me Dr. Miller
00:31:17tell me this
00:31:18why did you prescribe me birth control
00:31:21if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:31:26I was at the bar
00:31:28all right
00:31:28and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:31:31that he could take your virginity
00:31:34and record it
00:31:40wow
00:31:43I'm an idiot
00:31:45no you're not an idiot
00:31:48first
00:31:49I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:31:53to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:31:55and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:31:59I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:32:03I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:32:08sorry Soph
00:32:15so if you want my virginity week
00:32:25you can have it
00:32:33someone clearly wants me
00:32:35are you
00:32:36hard right now?
00:33:08buy lingerie
00:33:09check
00:33:10bikini wax
00:33:11check
00:33:11get boyfriend
00:33:12check
00:33:13just one thing left to do
00:33:15before I lose my virginity
00:33:16at the glorious age of 21
00:33:17stop thinking about dick
00:33:19I'm not thinking about dick
00:33:21okay
00:33:21I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:33:24it's Mr. Big Dick
00:33:25okay
00:33:26oh fuck
00:33:27it's Luke
00:33:28my favorite customer
00:33:29did he hear?
00:33:35okay don't think about dick
00:33:36especially not Luke's dick
00:33:37especially not about Luke's
00:33:38probably really big dick
00:33:40morning dick
00:33:42double shot of espresso
00:33:44and a mocha frappe
00:33:45with non-fat milk
00:33:45right?
00:33:46you're perfect
00:33:47thank you
00:33:47right?
00:33:48isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:33:51Mike
00:33:51I'm sorry
00:33:52I didn't know you were coming
00:33:53I would have got ready
00:33:54oh don't worry
00:33:55he's just here for a coffee
00:33:56no
00:33:57I'm here to see my girl
00:34:11my coffee
00:34:13right
00:34:14right
00:34:15sorry
00:34:24oh my god
00:34:26Mike
00:34:27don't laugh
00:34:28we're so mean
00:34:29help your girlfriend
00:34:30alright alright alright
00:34:31I'm sorry
00:34:32no baby
00:34:32you look great
00:34:35my bad
00:34:36my bad
00:34:36my bad
00:34:43come here
00:34:44don't worry about that
00:34:45I do it all the time
00:34:48let me remake your coffee
00:34:56right
00:34:57see it's my girl
00:34:59my face to wipe
00:35:00thanks but
00:35:01no thanks
00:35:03oh my god
00:35:04look at her throwing herself
00:35:06with a campus doctor
00:35:07like that
00:35:07she's such a slut
00:35:08as if someone as hot as him
00:35:10would want her
00:35:11yeah
00:35:11watch this
00:35:13oh
00:35:13Mikey
00:35:14where did you find someone
00:35:16as cute as Sophie
00:35:17looks like she's not very
00:35:18experienced at grown up things
00:35:20like making coffee
00:35:23or having sex
00:35:26oh come on
00:35:27oh my god
00:35:29are we talking to the
00:35:30oldest virgin on campus
00:35:32oh
00:35:36so uh
00:35:38you're a virgin
00:35:42oh be careful Mikey
00:35:43I think we have a stage 5
00:35:45clinger right here
00:35:49Brooke is it
00:35:51yeah you forgot your
00:35:52chlamydia medication
00:35:53at the clinic
00:35:53what
00:35:54I literally don't even know you
00:35:55don't be embarrassed
00:35:56look it's just
00:35:57chlamydia this week
00:35:58gonorrhea last month
00:36:00you should be more careful
00:36:01who you're sleeping with
00:36:01especially while you're on the medication
00:36:03oh my god
00:36:04what
00:36:05it was just
00:36:08homydia
00:36:08oh fuck you all
00:36:11sounds like she already did
00:36:12oh boy
00:36:30I'm really really sorry
00:36:32I really don't like your boyfriend
00:36:34he doesn't like my boyfriend
00:36:36what does that mean
00:36:40shit my appointment
00:36:41I gotta go
00:36:41sorry
00:36:47alright
00:36:47we'll have your birth control
00:36:49ready for you
00:36:49after the doctor
00:36:50administers a routine
00:36:51pelvic exam
00:36:52so go ahead and put this on
00:36:54oh
00:36:55he'll be with you
00:36:55in a moment sweetie
00:36:56he
00:37:02a man is conducting
00:37:04my pre-virginity
00:37:05pelvic exam
00:37:06this day could not get
00:37:07any more humiliating
00:37:10good morning
00:37:11miss
00:37:12tisdale
00:37:16it's luke
00:37:17luke is a gynecologist
00:37:19my
00:37:20gynecologist
00:37:37don't worry I'm full of the doctor
00:37:38titty gentle as it's your first time
00:37:40right my first time
00:37:41miss tisdale
00:37:43is it
00:37:43yes
00:37:44nice to meet you dr miller
00:37:46nice to meet me
00:37:47pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:37:49grind me
00:37:50I mean the coffee shop
00:37:52grind me
00:37:54oh no
00:37:55he remembers me
00:37:57so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:38:01yes
00:38:02that asshole
00:38:04yes
00:38:05I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:38:08if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right
00:38:10I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:38:14I will use a condom
00:38:17I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:38:19he's not good for you
00:38:20dr. miller I'm not sure that you're
00:38:22nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:38:23yes dr. miller
00:38:26I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:38:29I'm ready
00:38:30I think I'm ready
00:38:32Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole
00:38:34but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:38:36you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:38:42let's get started with the breast exam
00:38:46breast exam
00:38:48breast exam
00:38:49if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor
00:38:51no it's I like it it's fine
00:38:58uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:39:04it's okay
00:39:08it's okay
00:39:09stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:39:11stop it
00:39:12stop
00:39:13my head's cold
00:39:14no they're perfect
00:39:17stop embarrassing yourself
00:39:19there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:39:24there are no abnormalities
00:39:29thank you luke
00:39:31dr. miller
00:39:33that wasn't so bad
00:39:34uh sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me
00:39:41okay yes
00:39:42I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:39:45but not performing a pap smear
00:39:49so I need you to relax for me
00:39:52alright you're doing good
00:39:56I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:40:05alright
00:40:07I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:40:11you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:40:12I need you to relax for me
00:40:18so do you like younger women
00:40:22I mean as your students
00:40:23because you work on campus
00:40:25no my family donated
00:40:27to the clinic
00:40:29a couple years ago
00:40:30or a while ago actually
00:40:31and so
00:40:32my great-grandfather's honor
00:40:34I donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:40:36oh
00:40:36duh
00:40:37now he thinks
00:40:38you think he's a creep
00:40:39amazing
00:40:41last thing
00:40:41last thing
00:40:42I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:40:43just to check on your internal organs
00:40:45alright
00:40:48relax for me
00:40:49you're doing good
00:40:50his finger's literally inside of me
00:40:52oh my gosh
00:41:00I think I just had an orgasm
00:41:03did he
00:41:05alright
00:41:07he so noticed
00:41:09oh my god
00:41:10everything looks good
00:41:11no abnormalities
00:41:13alright
00:41:15be right back
00:41:22is that a freaking wet spot
00:41:28I can never look at that man in the eyes
00:41:30ever again
00:41:35alright so
00:41:35here's your break
00:41:41should I bring it to her
00:41:43to the cafe
00:41:47she's my patient
00:41:54Mike is gonna come in his pants
00:41:56before he can even get yours off tonight
00:41:58you are so graphic
00:42:02speaking of sperm
00:42:04I assume your appointment went okay
00:42:06you will never believe
00:42:07who my gynecologist was
00:42:10Luke
00:42:11are you serious
00:42:12you're gonna finger by the
00:42:14I will talk to you
00:42:15buy coffee from you
00:42:16the Luke
00:42:18Sophie you're a freak
00:42:20so is he like
00:42:21good with his fingers
00:42:22or
00:42:24shut up everybody
00:42:25shit
00:42:26he's so sexy
00:42:28maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:42:31don't worry
00:42:32okay
00:42:33tonight's gonna be amazing
00:42:34okay Soph
00:42:37come on
00:42:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:42:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:42:49why do I even care
00:42:55yo
00:42:55ready to fork over a grand tonight
00:42:58is that
00:42:59Sophie's boyfriend
00:43:03you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:43:05you're dating a nun
00:43:07she's never gonna let you smash
00:43:09I'm calling it
00:43:10dude
00:43:10she's low-key a slut
00:43:13I just
00:43:14can't prove it
00:43:15you will soon
00:43:18they're gonna film her
00:43:20no
00:43:24dude you're sick
00:43:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:43:28a little bit of this
00:43:30and she's gonna go feral
00:43:34yo that 1500 is mine
00:43:37just keep the cameras rolling
00:43:41don't get involved Luke
00:43:43you're just your customer and doctor
00:43:47hey
00:43:48you need to pay
00:43:53fuck my eyes
00:43:54what the fuck
00:43:55where's your fucking friend live
00:43:57before I'm calling cops
00:44:01Kaylee Avenue apartment 2
00:44:02I need to get to Sophie
00:44:10the lady
00:44:29nervous
00:44:32why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:44:40nervous
00:44:41I'm a little nervous
00:44:43hey
00:44:44don't be
00:44:45you don't make cherries I popped
00:44:51wait
00:44:52what
00:44:54I'm sorry
00:44:55I forgot to start my birth control
00:44:56we're gonna have to wait
00:44:57I'm sorry Mike
00:44:58I can't do this
00:45:02are you kidding me
00:45:04I'm sorry
00:45:04you were not hot enough
00:45:05to blue ball me for another month
00:45:06Mike
00:45:07why would you say something like that
00:45:08I'm going home
00:45:15there it is
00:45:17there it is
00:45:19the hell you are
00:45:21not until
00:45:22I get something
00:45:24no
00:45:25no
00:45:29stop
00:45:30stop
00:45:31hey
00:45:38who the fuck invited you
00:45:40who the fuck invited you
00:45:44Dr. Miller
00:45:46hey Sophie
00:45:47hey
00:45:47hey
00:45:51hey
00:45:51hey
00:45:52hey Sophie
00:45:52hey
00:45:54hey
00:45:55hey can you hear me
00:45:56did you take something
00:45:58what's up grandpa
00:45:58who the fuck invited you
00:46:03listen up dumbass
00:46:04making her like you
00:46:05is the last good thing
00:46:06that will ever happen to you
00:46:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:46:09if you want her you can have her
00:46:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:46:13what's so funny
00:46:14you don't go to an ivy league school
00:46:15anymore brother
00:46:16since who
00:46:17you ever study in Miller Hall
00:46:18yeah
00:46:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:46:22my family is the biggest donor
00:46:23to the university
00:46:24since
00:46:25ever
00:46:26that means I got the dean
00:46:27on speed dial
00:46:30you just pissed your future away
00:46:32brother
00:46:32wait
00:46:33wait
00:46:34wait
00:46:34wait
00:46:35wait
00:46:35wait
00:46:35no no
00:46:36and you can let your buddy
00:46:37Jake know too
00:46:38no no no
00:46:39please
00:46:39can we talk about this
00:46:40it was just a joke
00:46:41oh you want to talk
00:46:46hey
00:46:48hey come on
00:47:05she's either really wasted
00:47:06or drugged
00:47:07either way it's not good
00:47:15you stole me from my date
00:47:18what gives you the right
00:47:19you asshole
00:47:24I'll talk to you
00:47:24when you're ready
00:47:25to have an adult conversation
00:47:27stop talking to me
00:47:28like you're my dad
00:47:28I don't have a daddy fetish
00:47:38how much did you have to drink?
00:47:41I can drink
00:47:41however much I want
00:47:43and sleep with
00:47:44whomever I want to sleep with
00:47:45just because you shoved
00:47:46a speculum up me
00:47:47doesn't mean you can tell me
00:47:48what to do Dr. Miller
00:47:49don't call me Dr. Miller
00:47:50tell me this
00:47:51why did you prescribe me
00:47:52birth control
00:47:53if you're not even
00:47:54going to let me use it?
00:47:58I was at the bar
00:48:00alright
00:48:01and I saw your boyfriend
00:48:02placing a $1,500 bet
00:48:04that he could
00:48:05take your virginity
00:48:06and
00:48:08record it
00:48:12wow
00:48:15I'm an idiot
00:48:17no you're not an idiot
00:48:21first
00:48:21I can get
00:48:23extremely turned on
00:48:24by my gynecologist
00:48:25to the point where
00:48:26I'm orgasming
00:48:27during the exam
00:48:28and as if
00:48:29having a fetish
00:48:30for your gyno
00:48:30isn't bad enough
00:48:32I was going to lose
00:48:33my virginity
00:48:33to a complete asshole
00:48:35I waxed
00:48:37my asshole
00:48:37for that asshole
00:48:40sorry Sophie
00:48:47Sophie you want
00:48:48my virginity week
00:48:56you can have it
00:49:05someone clearly wants me
00:49:08are you
00:49:09hard right now?
00:49:41buy lingerie
00:49:42check
00:49:43bikini wax
00:49:44check
00:49:44get boyfriend
00:49:45check
00:49:46just one thing
00:49:47left to do
00:49:48before I lose
00:49:48my virginity
00:49:49at the glorious
00:49:49age of 21
00:49:50stop thinking
00:49:51about dick
00:49:52I'm not thinking
00:49:53about dick
00:49:54okay
00:49:54I'm just nervous
00:49:55to lose my virginity
00:49:56to Mr. Big Dick
00:49:58okay
00:49:59oh fuck
00:50:00it's Luke
00:50:01my favorite customer
00:50:02did he hear?
00:50:08okay don't think
00:50:09about dick
00:50:09especially not Luke's
00:50:10dick especially
00:50:11not about Luke's
00:50:11probably really big dick
00:50:12morning dick
00:50:15double shot
00:50:16of espresso
00:50:17and a mocha frapp
00:50:18with nonfat milk
00:50:18right?
00:50:19you're perfect
00:50:20thank you
00:50:20right?
00:50:21isn't Sophie
00:50:22just perfect?
00:50:24Mike
00:50:24I'm sorry
00:50:25I didn't know
00:50:26you were coming
00:50:26I would have got ready
00:50:27oh don't worry
00:50:28he's just here
00:50:29for a coffee
00:50:29no
00:50:30I'm here
00:50:31to see my girl
00:50:43want coffee?
00:50:47right
00:50:47right
00:50:48sorry
00:50:57oh my god
00:50:59Mikey
00:51:00don't laugh
00:51:01we're so mean
00:51:02don't help your girlfriend
00:51:03alright alright alright
00:51:04I'm sorry
00:51:05no babe
00:51:05you look great
00:51:08my bad
00:51:09my bad
00:51:09my bad
00:51:16come here
00:51:17don't worry about that
00:51:18I do it all the time
00:51:21let me remake your coffee
00:51:29right guy
00:51:30see it's my girl
00:51:32my face to wipe
00:51:33thanks but uh
00:51:34no thanks
00:51:36oh my god
00:51:37look at her throwing herself
00:51:39at the campus doctor
00:51:40like that
00:51:40she's such a slut
00:51:41as if someone as hot as him
00:51:43would want her
00:51:44yeah
00:51:44watch this
00:51:46oh Mikey
00:51:47where did you find
00:51:48someone as cute as Sophie
00:51:50looks like she's not
00:51:51very experienced
00:51:52at grown up things
00:51:53like making coffee
00:51:56or having sex
00:51:59Tosh
00:51:59oh come on
00:52:00oh my god
00:52:02are we talking
00:52:03to the oldest virgin
00:52:04on campus
00:52:09so uh
00:52:11you're a virgin
00:52:15oh be careful Mikey
00:52:16I think we have
00:52:18a stage 5 clinger
00:52:19right here
00:52:22Brooke is it
00:52:24yeah you forgot
00:52:25your chlamydia medication
00:52:26at the clinic
00:52:26what
00:52:27I literally don't even
00:52:28know you
00:52:28don't be embarrassed
00:52:29look it's just
00:52:30chlamydia this week
00:52:31gonorrhea last month
00:52:33you should be more
00:52:34careful who you're
00:52:34sleeping with
00:52:34especially while
00:52:35you're on the medication
00:52:36oh my god
00:52:37what
00:52:38it was just
00:52:41oh fuck you all
00:52:44sounds like she
00:52:45already did
00:52:46oh boy
00:53:04I'm really really sorry
00:53:05I really don't like
00:53:06your boyfriend
00:53:07he doesn't like my
00:53:08boyfriend
00:53:09what does that mean
00:53:13shit my appointment
00:53:14I gotta go
00:53:14sorry
00:53:20alright we'll have
00:53:21your birth control
00:53:22ready for you
00:53:22after the doctor
00:53:23administers a routine
00:53:24pelvic exam
00:53:25so go ahead and put this
00:53:25on
00:53:27oh he'll be with you
00:53:28in a moment sweetie
00:53:29he
00:53:34a man is conducting
00:53:37my pre-virginity
00:53:38pelvic exam
00:53:39this day could not
00:53:40get any more
00:53:41humiliating
00:53:43good morning
00:53:44miss
00:53:45tisdale
00:53:49it's luke
00:53:50luke is a gynecologist
00:53:52my
00:53:53gynecologist
00:54:10don't worry I'm full of the
00:54:11doctor titty gent
00:54:11as it's your first time
00:54:13right
00:54:13my first time
00:54:14miss
00:54:15tisdale
00:54:16is it
00:54:16yes
00:54:17nice to meet you
00:54:18doctor miller
00:54:19nice to meet me
00:54:20pretty sure we've met a couple times
00:54:21already
00:54:22grind me
00:54:23I mean
00:54:24the coffee shop
00:54:25grind me
00:54:27oh no
00:54:28he remembers me
00:54:30so you are here
00:54:31looking for a prescription
00:54:32for birth control
00:54:34yes
00:54:34that asshole
00:54:37yes
00:54:38I cannot
00:54:39stress it enough
00:54:40that you still need to use a condom
00:54:41if you want to prevent
00:54:42any kind of unwanted pregnancies
00:54:43right
00:54:43I mean I'm sure you don't want to
00:54:45get pregnant with that guy
00:54:47I will use a
00:54:49condom
00:54:50I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:54:52he's not good for you
00:54:53doctor miller I'm not sure
00:54:55nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:54:56yes doctor miller
00:54:59I'd also recommend you don't do anything that
00:55:00you're not ready to do
00:55:02I'm ready
00:55:03I think I'm ready
00:55:05Mike's my boyfriend
00:55:06and yeah he's kind of an asshole
00:55:07but he likes me
00:55:08and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:55:09you know what
00:55:10I'm sorry that I
00:55:12overstepped the boundaries there
00:55:15let's get started with the breast exam
00:55:19breast exam
00:55:21breast exam
00:55:22if you're uncomfortable
00:55:23I can always get a different doctor
00:55:24no it's
00:55:25I like it
00:55:25it's fine
00:55:31it's probably easier if you lay back
00:55:37it's okay
00:55:41it's okay
00:55:42stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:55:44stop it
00:55:45stop
00:55:46my hands are cold
00:55:47no they're perfect
00:55:50stop embarrassing yourself
00:55:52there's no way I'm being turned on
00:55:54by my gynecologist
00:55:57there are no abnormalities
00:56:02thank you Luke
00:56:04Dr. Miller
00:56:05that wasn't so bad
00:56:07Sophie
00:56:07can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:56:14okay yes
00:56:15I've fantasized about a hot guy's head
00:56:17in between my legs
00:56:18but not performing a pap smear
00:56:22so
00:56:22I need you to relax for me
00:56:25alright
00:56:26you're doing good
00:56:29I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:56:40I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:56:44you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:56:45I need you to relax for me
00:56:51so do you like younger women
00:56:55I mean as your students
00:56:56because you work on campus
00:56:58no my family donated
00:57:00to the clinic
00:57:02a couple years ago
00:57:03or a while ago actually
00:57:04so
00:57:05my great grandfather's honor
00:57:07I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:57:09oh
00:57:09duh
00:57:10now he thinks
00:57:11you think he's a creep
00:57:12amazing
00:57:14last thing
00:57:15I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:57:16just to check on your internal organs
00:57:18alright
00:57:21relax for me
00:57:22you're doing good
00:57:23his finger's literally inside of me
00:57:25oh my gosh
00:57:33I think I just had an orgasm
00:57:36did he
00:57:38alright
00:57:40he so noticed
00:57:42oh my god
00:57:43everything looks good
00:57:44no hard memoralities
00:57:46alright
00:57:48be right back
00:57:55is that a freaking wet spot
00:58:01I can never look at that man in the eyes
00:58:03ever again
00:58:08alright so
00:58:08here's your break
00:58:14should I bring it to her
00:58:16to the cafe
00:58:19she's my patient
00:58:27Mike is gonna come in his pants
00:58:29before he can even get yours off tonight
00:58:31you are so graphic
00:58:35speaking of sperm
00:58:37I assume your appointment went okay
00:58:39you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:58:42Luke
00:58:43are you serious
00:58:45you got a finger by the
00:58:47I don't want to talk to you
00:58:48he'll buy coffee from you
00:58:49the Luke
00:58:51Sophie you're a freak
00:58:53so is he like good with his fingers or
00:58:57shut up Everly
00:58:58shit
00:58:59he's so sexy
00:59:01maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:59:04don't worry
00:59:05don't worry
00:59:05okay
00:59:06tonight's gonna be amazing
00:59:07okay Sophie
00:59:09promise
00:59:09come on
00:59:10let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:59:12I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:59:22why do I even care
00:59:28yo
00:59:28ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:59:31is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:59:36you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:59:38you're dating a nun
00:59:40she's never gonna let you smash
00:59:42I'm calling it
00:59:43dude
00:59:43she's low-key a slut
00:59:46I just can't prove it
00:59:48you will soon
00:59:51they're gonna film her?
00:59:53yo
00:59:57dude
00:59:57you're sick
00:59:58what if she doesn't let you hit
01:00:00a little bit of this
01:00:03and she's gonna go feral
01:00:07yo that 1500 is mine
01:00:10just keep the cameras rolling
01:00:14don't get involved Luke
01:00:16you're just your customer and doctor
01:00:20hey
01:00:21you need to pay
01:00:26fuck my eyes
01:00:27what the fuck
01:00:28where's your fucking friend
01:00:29before I'm calling the cops
01:00:34Kaylee Avenue
01:00:35apartment 2
01:00:35I need to get to Sophie
01:00:43the lady
01:01:04why do I feel less comfortable
01:01:06with my boyfriend than I did
01:01:08with my freaking gynecologist
01:01:13nervous
01:01:14I'm a little nervous
01:01:17don't be
01:01:18you know my cherries I popped
01:01:24wait
01:01:25what
01:01:27I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
01:01:29we're gonna have to wait
01:01:30I'm sorry Mike
01:01:31I can't do this
01:01:34are you kidding me?
01:01:36I'm sorry you were not hot enough
01:01:38to blue ball me for another month
01:01:39Mike
01:01:40why would you say something like that?
01:01:42I'm going home
01:01:48there it is
01:01:50there it is
01:01:52the hell you are
01:01:54not until
01:01:55I
01:01:56did something
01:01:57no
01:01:58no
01:02:02stop
01:02:03stop
01:02:03stop
01:02:05hey
01:02:12who the fuck invited you?
01:02:17Dr. Miller
01:02:19hey Sophie
01:02:20hey
01:02:20hey
01:02:21hey
01:02:24hey
01:02:25hey Sophie
01:02:25hey
01:02:27hey
01:02:28hey can you hear me?
01:02:29did you take something?
01:02:31what's up grandpa
01:02:31I don't know who the fuck invited you?
01:02:36listen up dumbass
01:02:37making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you
01:02:40I go to an ivy league asshole
01:02:42if you want her you can have her
01:02:43I got plenty of pussy to choose from
01:02:46wait what's so funny?
01:02:47you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
01:02:49since who?
01:02:50you ever study at Miller Hall?
01:02:52yeah
01:02:54I'm Dr. Luke Miller
01:02:55my family is the biggest donor to the university since
01:02:58ever
01:02:59that means I got the dean on speed dial
01:03:03yeah
01:03:03yeah
01:03:03you just pissed your future away brother
01:03:05wait
01:03:06wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no
01:03:09and you can let your buddy Jake know too
01:03:11no no no
01:03:12please can we talk about this?
01:03:13it was just a joke
01:03:14oh you wanna talk?
01:03:15oh
01:03:16oh
01:03:17oh
01:03:17oh
01:03:19hey
01:03:21hey
01:03:21come on
01:03:38she's either really wasted or drugged
01:03:40either way it's not good
01:03:48you stole me from my date?
01:03:51what gives you the right you asshole?
01:03:57I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
01:04:00stop talking to me like you're my dad
01:04:01I don't have a daddy fetish
01:04:11how much did you have to drink?
01:04:13I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with just because you shoved
01:04:19a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
01:04:22don't call me Dr. Miller
01:04:23tell me this
01:04:24why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even gonna let me use it?
01:04:31I was at the bar
01:04:33alright
01:04:34and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it
01:04:45wow
01:04:48I'm an idiot
01:04:50no
01:04:51you're not an idiot
01:04:54first
01:04:54I can get
01:04:55extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
01:05:01and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough I was gonna lose my virginity to a
01:05:07complete asshole
01:05:08I waxed my asshole for that asshole
01:05:13sorry Soph
01:05:20so if you want my virginity week
01:05:30you can have it
01:05:31you can have it
01:05:38someone clearly wants me
01:05:41are you
01:05:42are you
01:05:43hard right now
01:05:48you
01:05:59you
01:06:13Buy lingerie check. Bikini wax check. Get boyfriend check. Just one thing left to do before I lose my
01:06:21virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
01:06:27just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick okay? Oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer. Did he
01:06:35hear?
01:06:41Okay don't think about dick especially not Luke's dick especially not about Luke's probably really big
01:06:44dick. Morning dick. Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right? You're perfect
01:06:52thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming I would
01:06:59have got ready. Oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee. No I'm here to see my girl.
01:07:16My coffee? Right right sorry.
01:07:30Oh my god. Mikey, don't laugh.
01:07:33We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
01:07:35Alright, alright, alright. I'm sorry.
01:07:37No, babe, trust me. You look great.
01:07:41Not bad, not bad, not bad.
01:07:49Come here, don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
01:07:54Let me remake your coffee.
01:08:01Right, guy. See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
01:08:06Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
01:08:09Oh my god. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
01:08:13She's such a slut.
01:08:14As if someone as hot as him would want her.
01:08:16Yeah.
01:08:17Watch this.
01:08:18Oh, Mikey, where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
01:08:22Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
01:08:26Like making coffee.
01:08:28Or having sex.
01:08:31Tosh, no, come on.
01:08:33Oh my god!
01:08:34Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
01:08:41Yes?
01:08:42So, uh, you're a virgin?
01:08:47Oh, be careful, Mikey.
01:08:49I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
01:08:55Brooke, is it?
01:08:56Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
01:08:59What? I literally don't even know you.
01:09:01Don't be embarrassed.
01:09:02Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
01:09:05You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
01:09:09Oh my god.
01:09:10What?
01:09:12It was just chlamydia!
01:09:14Oh, fuck you all!
01:09:16Sounds like she already did.
01:09:18Oh my god.
01:09:36I'm really, really sorry.
01:09:38I really don't like your boyfriend.
01:09:40He doesn't like my boyfriend?
01:09:41What does that mean?
01:09:45Shit, my appointment.
01:09:46I gotta go.
01:09:47Sorry.
01:09:52Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
01:09:57So go ahead and put this on.
01:09:59Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
01:10:02He?
01:10:07A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
01:10:11This day could not get any more humiliating.
01:10:16Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
01:10:21It's Luke.
01:10:23Luke is a gynecologist.
01:10:25My gynecologist?
01:10:42Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor today gentle as it's your first time.
01:10:45Right, my first time.
01:10:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
01:10:49Yes.
01:10:50Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
01:10:51Nice to meet me?
01:10:52Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
01:10:54Grind me.
01:10:55I mean, the coffee shop grind me.
01:11:00Oh no, he remembers me.
01:11:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
01:11:06Yes.
01:11:07Bad asshole.
01:11:09Yes.
01:11:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom.
01:11:13If you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
01:11:16I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
01:11:19I will use a condom.
01:11:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
01:11:24He's not good for you.
01:11:26Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
01:11:27Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
01:11:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
01:11:31I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
01:11:34I'm ready.
01:11:35I think I'm ready.
01:11:37Mike's my boyfriend and, yeah, he's kind of an asshole.
01:11:40But he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
01:11:42You know what?
01:11:42I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
01:11:47Let's get started with the breast exam.
01:11:51Breast exam?
01:11:53Breast exam?
01:11:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
01:11:57No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
01:12:03Uh, it's probably easier to play back.
01:12:09It's okay.
01:12:13It's okay.
01:12:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
01:12:16Stop it. Stop.
01:12:19My hand's cold.
01:12:20No, they're perfect.
01:12:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
01:12:29There are no abnormalities.
01:12:34Thank you, Luke.
01:12:36Dr. Miller.
01:12:38That wasn't so bad.
01:12:39Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
01:12:46Okay, yes.
01:12:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
01:12:50but not performing a pap smear.
01:12:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
01:12:57Alright? You're doing good.
01:13:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
01:13:11Alright.
01:13:12I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
01:13:16You're gonna swab on your cervix.
01:13:18I need you to relax for a moment.
01:13:19Shhh.
01:13:23So, do you like younger women?
01:13:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
01:13:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago actually.
01:13:37And so, in my great grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:42Duh.
01:13:42Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
01:13:45Amazing.
01:13:46Last thing.
01:13:47I'm gonna touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
01:13:50Alright?
01:13:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
01:13:55His finger's literally inside of me.
01:13:57Oh my gosh.
01:14:05I think I just had an orgasm.
01:14:08Did he?
01:14:11Alright.
01:14:13He's so noticed.
01:14:15Oh my god.
01:14:16Everything looks good.
01:14:17No hard memoralities.
01:14:19Alright?
01:14:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
01:14:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
01:14:40Alright, so here's your break.
01:14:47Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
01:14:48Okay.
01:14:52She's my patient.
01:15:00Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
01:15:04You are so graphic.
01:15:08Speaking of sperm.
01:15:10I assume your appointment went okay.
01:15:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
01:15:15Luke.
01:15:16Are you serious?
01:15:18You got a finger by the-
01:15:19I don't want to talk to you.
01:15:20He buys coffee from you.
01:15:21The Luke.
01:15:23Sophie, you're a freak.
01:15:26So is he like, good with his fingers, or?
01:15:30Shut up, Everly.
01:15:31Shit.
01:15:32He's so sexy.
01:15:33Maybe I should schedule my peps from here.
01:15:36Okay, bye.
01:15:36Don't worry.
01:15:38Okay?
01:15:39Tonight's gonna be amazing.
01:15:40Okay, Soph?
01:15:42Come on.
01:15:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
01:15:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
01:15:51I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
01:15:54Why do I even care?
01:16:00Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
01:16:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
01:16:09You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
01:16:11You're dating a nun.
01:16:13She's never gonna let you smash.
01:16:14I'm calling it.
01:16:15Dude.
01:16:16She's low-key a slut.
01:16:19I just can't prove it.
01:16:21You will soon.
01:16:24They're gonna film her?
01:16:25Dude, yo.
01:16:29Dude, you're sick.
01:16:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
01:16:33A little bit of this.
01:16:36And she's gonna go feral.
01:16:40Yo, that 1500 is mine.
01:16:42Just keep the cameras rolling.
01:16:47Don't get involved, Luke.
01:16:48You're just your customer and doctor.
01:16:53Hey.
01:16:54You need to pay.
01:16:58Fuck! My eyes!
01:17:00What the fuck?
01:17:01Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
01:17:02Before I call the cops.
01:17:05K-K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2.
01:17:08I need to get to Sophie.
01:17:16The lady.
01:17:34Nervous?
01:17:37Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
01:17:39than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
01:17:45Nervous?
01:17:47I'm a little nervous.
01:17:49Don't be.
01:17:51You know my cherries I popped.
01:17:57Wait.
01:17:57What?
01:17:59I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
01:18:01We're gonna have to wait. I'm sorry, Mike.
01:18:04I can't do this.
01:18:07Are you kidding me?
01:18:09I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
01:18:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
01:18:14I'm going home.
01:18:21There it is. There it is.
01:18:25The hell you are.
01:18:27Not until I get something.
01:18:30Mike.
01:18:30No.
01:18:35Stop, Mike.
01:18:36Stop.
01:18:37Mike.
01:18:44Who the fuck invited you?
01:18:49Dr. Miller.
01:18:51Hey, Sophie. Hey.
01:18:53Hey, Stanley.
01:18:56Hey.
01:18:57Hey.
01:18:57Hey, Sophie.
01:18:58Hey.
01:19:00Hey.
01:19:00Hey, can you hear me?
01:19:01Did you take something?
01:19:03What's up, Grandpa?
01:19:04Who the fuck invited you?
01:19:08Listen up, dumbass.
01:19:10Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
01:19:12I go to an Ivy League asshole.
01:19:14If you want her, you can have her.
01:19:16I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
01:19:18What? What's so funny?
01:19:19You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
01:19:21Says who?
01:19:22You ever study at Miller Hall?
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:26I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
01:19:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
01:19:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
01:19:35You just pissed your future away, brother.
01:19:38Wait.
01:19:39Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:40Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:40No, no, no.
01:19:41And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
01:19:44No, no, no.
01:19:44Please, can we talk about this?
01:19:46It was just a joke.
01:19:47Oh, you want to talk?
01:19:51Hey.
01:19:53Hey, come on.
01:20:10Hey.
01:20:11She's either really wasted or drugged.
01:20:12Either way, it's not good.
01:20:20You stole me from my date?
01:20:23Gives you the right, you asshole.
01:20:29I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
01:20:32Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
01:20:34I don't have a daddy fetish.
01:20:43How much did you have to drink?
01:20:46I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
01:20:50Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:20:54Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:20:55Tell me this.
01:20:56Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:21:04I was at the bar.
01:21:05All right?
01:21:06And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
01:21:17Wow.
01:21:20I'm an idiot.
01:21:23No, you're not an idiot.
01:21:26First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
01:21:33And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to
01:21:39a complete asshole.
01:21:41I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
01:21:46Sorry, Soph.
01:21:52So, if you want my virginity, Luke, you can have it.
01:22:10Someone clearly wants me.
01:22:13Are you hard right now?
01:22:34You're doing well.
01:22:35It's not your fault.
01:22:35I have no doubt.
01:22:35You should have lasted while I'm having fun or you're sorry.
01:22:36You can run away on me, at least a dozen times.
01:22:37It's not your fault.
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