00:00PEGI 18
00:30Once again, here I am, ready to replace you.
00:34See, I am the replacer.
00:38I take care of those pesky day-to-day distractions that come between you and your call of duty.
00:44Duties.
00:46And who can blame you?
00:47Black Ops 3 Awakening has arrived.
00:50That means four new maps like a badass water park
00:54and a bunch of ugly zombies who are, what's that word?
00:58Inside.
01:00With everybody and their mother playing, the replacement business is booming.
01:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:14So, what do you do for work?
01:16That's none of your business, Richard.
01:23I don't know what birds and bees have to do with it.
01:27But this is all you need to know.
01:29Press play.
01:49You wanna buy a dog?
02:05As you can see, no job is too big or too small for my replacement expertise.
02:09So, go ahead, get back to playing all the Call of Duty you damn well, please.
02:16Leave the rush to me.
02:23If I look hard enough into the setting sun.
02:30My love will last for me before the morning comes.
02:36I see a red door and I want them painted black.
02:42No others anymore, I want them to turn black.
02:48I see the girls who buy dressed in their summer clothes.
02:53I have to turn my head until my daughters go.
03:11I want to see a man.
03:14Feet as black.
03:15Battles night.
03:17Battles full.
03:18I want to see the sun.
03:29Are you really biting my lies?
03:32Yeah?
03:36Yeah?
03:46Grazie a tutti.
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