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00:00:11Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her
00:00:16job, and me my reputation.
00:00:18Teacher fucker.
00:00:26You like my art project? I call it ugly inside. Ugly outside.
00:00:32Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known. Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:00:37You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship, but the
00:00:45whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
00:00:50I didn't. You probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me.
00:00:57You're so cute when you're angry. And you're ugly when you're an arse.
00:01:05You know what your problem is?
00:01:14You think you can beat me? This is my school, Abby Moore.
00:01:20Kiss my arse Felix Barnes.
00:01:22I thought you only let the teachers do that.
00:01:27Get out of my way. I'm late for my new job.
00:01:29...
00:01:41What are you done to have taken me to therapy?
00:01:44Shit.
00:01:58oh my god are you okay oh it just looks like you grazed it see i have a plaster in
00:02:03my back
00:02:04Bailey Bailey Bailey oh my god watch out
00:02:26oh
00:02:27Whoa! Whoa!
00:02:33Phoenix! You saved me!
00:02:36It wasn't for you. This is my little sister.
00:02:39I don't care whether you live or die.
00:02:41That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me,
00:02:43and you're still being a bum about it.
00:02:48It's okay.
00:02:49How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:02:54There's no point in talking to Bailey.
00:02:56She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
00:02:58That's okay, I understand.
00:03:00My dad passed away a couple years ago.
00:03:03It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of.
00:03:08My boss is wondering where I am.
00:03:10Will you be okay if I leave you with this big, scary man?
00:03:14Stop acting like a saint. No one's barring it.
00:03:22Why are you so mean? She's nice.
00:03:28Yeah, maybe she is.
00:03:30Let's go.
00:03:37You must be the new live-in nanny.
00:03:39Yes, sir. I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:03:41Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:03:45Otherwise, you'd be fired.
00:03:50You'll be nannying my daughter. She's 11.
00:03:53And my teenage, troublemaking son.
00:03:56I was only told about a little girl.
00:03:58What do you mean a teenage son?
00:03:59You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school,
00:04:02their homework is completed,
00:04:04and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:04:07And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:04:09They say your son is 17.
00:04:11How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:04:13The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:04:15Figure it out.
00:04:16I need this job.
00:04:17If this kid is such a loser,
00:04:19he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework,
00:04:21how bad could he be?
00:04:22Bailey and I are home.
00:04:26What are you doing here?
00:04:28Son, meet your new nanny.
00:04:30Oh, God. I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:04:35I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:04:37You're contracted by the nannying agency
00:04:39to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:04:42I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
00:04:45If you walk away now,
00:04:46I'll make sure you never get another job again.
00:04:48Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times,
00:04:51but we do not need a nanny.
00:04:52Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
00:04:55You've made a right mess of yourself.
00:04:56You've got a bad attitude,
00:04:58you're sleeping in late,
00:05:00and your grades are dropping.
00:05:01And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line,
00:05:04I've got you the next best thing.
00:05:06Bailey's on board.
00:05:07Are you going to get in line,
00:05:08or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:05:11Hi.
00:05:12Don't blame you, Mr Quits.
00:05:14You already know I'm not a quitter.
00:05:16Show her to the guest room.
00:05:17The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
00:05:21Look, I know the situation is weird,
00:05:23but I'll shut it out of your way if you stay out of mine.
00:05:28Look,
00:05:29I want you out of my school,
00:05:31out of my house,
00:05:32and out of my life.
00:05:33I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:39I'll make yours ten times worse.
00:05:40Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:06:04Felix may bully me in school,
00:06:06but as his living nanny,
00:06:07I'm in charge at home.
00:06:10Wakey wakey,
00:06:10Jake's a fakey.
00:06:15What the fuck?
00:06:19Language.
00:06:20You don't want another punishment, do you?
00:06:41You know, if you wanted to get me wet,
00:06:43there's better ways to do that.
00:06:46Dry off.
00:06:47You have homework to do.
00:06:49No.
00:06:50I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:06:52I don't think so.
00:07:06You're going once you do your work.
00:07:13Good job.
00:07:13You only got a couple wrong this time.
00:07:16Study these ones next time,
00:07:17until you get them right.
00:07:19I'm finished too.
00:07:23What the hell?
00:07:24Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:07:25Your dad expects your grace to go up
00:07:27under my supervision.
00:07:28So no sub power.
00:07:34I don't take notes from a slap.
00:07:37You're so immature.
00:07:39I know.
00:07:41Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:07:43You think I won?
00:07:44What are you going to do?
00:07:46Spank me?
00:07:49Ground me?
00:07:50I'd like to see you try.
00:07:54I have just the punishment for you.
00:07:59Time to feast.
00:08:00What is it?
00:08:03What the fuck?
00:08:11Dad, where's my door?
00:08:16You.
00:08:19Come on retrofit.
00:08:21We've got them warning.
00:08:22Let's win this match.
00:08:27What the hell?
00:08:28I was about to win.
00:08:36We need to talk.
00:08:37We need to talk.
00:08:38Whatever you have to say to me,
00:08:38you can say in front of Bailey.
00:08:40Oh really?
00:08:40Okay, cool.
00:08:41Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you
00:08:43and the teachers, you know.
00:08:45I do just really do-
00:08:46Okay, fine.
00:08:47We can talk.
00:08:53You have five minutes.
00:08:56You're kind of scary, you know that?
00:08:58Me?
00:08:58You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:09:01No, no, no, no.
00:09:05After today, I've realised that that was child's play.
00:09:08You, you're an evil genius.
00:09:11You did tell me to punish you.
00:09:14Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:09:16Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No.
00:09:21I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
00:09:23But, I did want to make a deal.
00:09:31What kind of deal?
00:09:32The kind of deal?
00:09:33The kind where I stay out of your way.
00:09:37So you're free to nanny Bailey, and I won't cause any problems.
00:09:42And in return, you stay out of my way.
00:09:46And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
00:09:51And why would I agree to that?
00:09:53Because if you don't, and I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny, you'll be out on
00:09:59your ass by dinner.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02But this only works if you actually behave.
00:10:05Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
00:10:07I'll behave.
00:10:09Scout's honor.
00:10:14But first, some ground rules.
00:10:16Fair enough.
00:10:17What are they?
00:10:18Rule one, you already agreed to.
00:10:21You won't be my nanny in name or action.
00:10:23Only if you behave.
00:10:24If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
00:10:26Don't worry about that, okay?
00:10:28Rule two, no one at school finds out that you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
00:10:34Deal.
00:10:35I have a rule too.
00:10:37Stop bullying me in school.
00:10:40I'll try to control myself.
00:10:42Although I've not been very good at that around you.
00:10:45What are you doing?
00:10:47Sailing our deal.
00:10:49With a kiss.
00:10:53Are you kidding?
00:10:55We hate each other.
00:10:57Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then.
00:11:15Wait in the car, yeah?
00:11:16I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:11:18Fine.
00:11:20Oh, Bailey's lunchbox.
00:11:22We need to go...
00:11:22I don't care.
00:11:24Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:11:31Still showing your face at school.
00:11:33Haven't you got the message?
00:11:34What, that you hate me?
00:11:36I think that's pretty clear.
00:11:37No.
00:11:37Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:11:41Are you going to put your drink on me?
00:11:43How original.
00:11:44You already looked chuffed.
00:11:45Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
00:11:48I know the right way to hurt a desperate try hard like you.
00:11:54Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:11:56No, I spent two weeks on that.
00:11:58Too bad I don't care.
00:12:00Felix, stop them.
00:12:03Felix, stop them.
00:12:05Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:12:07Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now.
00:12:10If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
00:12:13Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
00:12:31See you in class, bottom feeder.
00:12:41What happened to our deal?
00:12:42I promised I wouldn't bully you.
00:12:44I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
00:12:47Yeah, but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:12:48Because you started it.
00:12:50They're just following your lead.
00:12:51I mean wait.
00:12:52No.
00:12:53Our deal's off.
00:12:59The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
00:13:05What are you doing Jack?
00:13:07I don't know.
00:13:08Get the gym or something.
00:13:09Oh my god.
00:13:10What is that?
00:13:13Damn, I knew she was a freak but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
00:13:17Jack.
00:13:18What do you reckon she's got in there?
00:13:20Sex toys?
00:13:21Hey.
00:13:22Hey.
00:13:23Come over here baby.
00:13:24Show me what's in that lunch box.
00:13:29Oh yeah.
00:13:30Felix, you left your lunch at home.
00:13:32What the hell?
00:13:33That's not Felix's.
00:13:34Yes it is.
00:13:35C.
00:13:36Felix.
00:13:37Barnes.
00:13:38Abby, you're fucking more.
00:13:46Why is your last name on that lunch box Felix?
00:13:48I'm not the only one with that last name.
00:13:50Why do you look so nervous man?
00:13:52Is that actually yours?
00:13:53It's not.
00:13:54It's not mine.
00:13:55It's pick up for Bailey Barnes?
00:13:58Yes.
00:13:59Bailey Barnes?
00:14:01Isn't that your little sister?
00:14:03Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:14:05I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
00:14:08And Felix.
00:14:13No.
00:14:15Are you secretly a little baby?
00:14:19Do you need me to change your diaper?
00:14:20You want me to...
00:14:24That's enough, okay?
00:14:25And you're not my nanny.
00:14:28No, Felix!
00:14:29Felix!
00:14:30How dare you carry me like that?
00:14:33How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
00:14:34Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
00:14:37Yeah, I didn't.
00:14:37My friends did.
00:14:38Yeah, your friends.
00:14:39One word from you and they would have stopped.
00:14:41But you didn't.
00:14:42I can't control other people.
00:14:44Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
00:14:47So what, that's just it then?
00:14:48Not even one day and our deal's off.
00:14:50You drive me crazy.
00:14:52Your feelings meet you.
00:14:53Look, I'll see you at home.
00:14:54Or you'll have a list of chores to do.
00:14:57I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
00:14:59Time to get you out of my house for good.
00:15:04Listen up!
00:15:05End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
00:15:08Bring the chaos, we're partying till the sunrise.
00:15:13See you later.uk
00:15:42Oh, there she is.
00:15:44What the hell is this?
00:15:47First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
00:15:52Shut it down now.
00:15:55For what?
00:15:56I'll call your dad.
00:15:58Call him and tell him you have no control over me
00:16:01and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
00:16:09Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
00:16:12I'm a nanny. It's your job to take care of her.
00:16:21Oh, baby.
00:16:23It's okay. I'm gonna go get rid of everyone.
00:16:25You stay here and try to rest.
00:16:39Abby, I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
00:16:43You're getting absolutely pissed.
00:16:44And what if your dad sees?
00:16:46He probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
00:16:49Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
00:16:52Your dad's gonna be home early in the morning,
00:16:53so please shut this down.
00:16:55Quit the job and the party ends.
00:17:01You want this party to end?
00:17:04Easy.
00:17:04You've just got to say two words.
00:17:06I quit.
00:17:08How about these two words?
00:17:10Fuck off.
00:17:11Why do I think she's hot?
00:17:12Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
00:17:15I should hate her.
00:17:17Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
00:17:21And when you're ready to quit, come find me.
00:17:24Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
00:17:26I don't want you to kill my pipe.
00:17:30Yo, Sky.
00:17:32Wanna come play strip poker with the lads?
00:17:34I'm busy, Jack.
00:17:36Why is Abby Warhead?
00:17:38She has to know everyone hates her.
00:17:40Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
00:17:42This is a party for the most popular people at school.
00:17:45Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
00:17:48Let's go and remind her.
00:17:52Hey, Abby.
00:17:54What are you doing at Felix's party?
00:17:56Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
00:17:59Oh, harsh, Sky.
00:18:01I'd still fuck her.
00:18:02Oh.
00:18:02Just put a bag on her head.
00:18:05You'd fuck anything, Jack.
00:18:07Look, so your insults don't bother me anymore,
00:18:09because I know you're just insecure.
00:18:11See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
00:18:16What did you just say?
00:18:17Look, I'm just saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix
00:18:23and still being in the friendzone.
00:18:26You bitch.
00:18:27You bitch.
00:18:28You bitch.
00:18:30You bitch.
00:18:34You bitch.
00:18:35You bitch.
00:18:37You bitch.
00:18:38You bitch.
00:18:38Skye, please get that bag.
00:18:39My...
00:18:40My bros see you through.
00:18:42I'll...
00:18:42I'll...
00:18:43I'll cover you up.
00:18:47Go fetch.
00:19:04Swimming's easy, Abby.
00:19:06Just use your arms.
00:19:08Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
00:19:10I'll cover you up.
00:19:11I'll cover you up.
00:19:13Ouch.
00:19:15No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
00:19:19Yikes.
00:19:20Skye, help!
00:19:21You're delusional if you think I'm gonna help a pick-me slut like you.
00:19:26I know just what I'm gonna do with this bubbly shirt.
00:19:34Where is she?
00:19:35What's happening?
00:19:36Oh my god, Abby!
00:20:03Did my bully just...
00:20:06save me?
00:20:06Yikes.
00:20:09Abby.
00:20:10Abby, I...
00:20:21Where's your shirt?
00:20:22And your bra is...
00:20:23I see through.
00:20:24I know you're still looking at me.
00:20:29Shit.
00:20:30I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
00:20:44Tell me.
00:20:45Did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
00:20:47Don't flatter yourself.
00:20:51I'm just saying.
00:20:52I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
00:20:59Just because I'm your nanny...
00:21:00This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
00:21:07Trust me.
00:21:22Where's my shirt?
00:21:23God, Abby.
00:21:24God, Abby.
00:21:25You really will do anything for attention, won't you?
00:21:28Why don't you go check the pool house?
00:21:35I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy and I can't stop thinking about her.
00:21:40This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
00:21:52Someone pinched me.
00:21:53Am I really staring at my enemy, Felix Barnes, naked?
00:21:58Close the door!
00:22:02I met with you on the other side of it.
00:22:05I can't.
00:22:05I can't leave.
00:22:06Why?
00:22:07Because you're stalking me.
00:22:08I came in here to get my shirt.
00:22:09I can't leave until I get my shirt.
00:22:11You're testing my patience.
00:22:12Okay?
00:22:13You can get your clothes once I'm done changing.
00:22:16What are you doing?
00:22:18The door.
00:22:20Oh.
00:22:22It's locked.
00:22:29What does this mean?
00:22:30It means that you're trapped with me.
00:22:42We need to get out of here.
00:22:44We need to get out of here.
00:22:44Well, the door's bolted and there's no windows, so...
00:22:48You alright?
00:22:49God, I hate saying that out loud.
00:22:52Well, at least you finally admitted it.
00:22:54Never thought I'd live to see the day.
00:22:56Don't get used to it.
00:22:57I wouldn't dream of it.
00:22:59I wouldn't dream of it.
00:22:59Nanny.
00:23:05Put this on.
00:23:07Is this supposed to keep me warm?
00:23:09It's supposed to keep you covered.
00:23:11So you feel comfortable.
00:23:13Body heat.
00:23:15So I'm going to keep you warm.
00:23:16You're joking.
00:23:17What?
00:23:18I'm like, it's that bad being so close to me.
00:23:20Seriously.
00:23:21If we wrap this around us, then...
00:23:23We'll both stay warm.
00:23:28Do you think anyone's ever going to get us out of here?
00:23:32Probably not for a long time.
00:23:36Fuck.
00:23:37Our skin's so soft.
00:23:42Felix, do you have a hard-on?
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51I've got a hot half-naked girl pressed up against me.
00:23:54Suddenly you think I'm hot.
00:23:55I thought you hated me so much you wanted to get me fired from being your nanny.
00:23:59I don't hate you.
00:24:00What?
00:24:01I don't hate you, okay?
00:24:03Really?
00:24:03Because I think you've held every insult in the English language at me.
00:24:06Have you ever considered that maybe I'm intimidated by you?
00:24:10Okay, you're the smartest girl in school.
00:24:12You don't care what anyone else thinks.
00:24:14And you're so fucking pretty.
00:24:17You act like you don't even know.
00:24:20You mean that?
00:24:22You think I'm pretty?
00:24:24Is it not obvious?
00:24:28Seriously though, I...
00:24:31I know we've had our differences.
00:24:34I think after spending some more time with you, I've realised that maybe...
00:24:39Just maybe...
00:24:40I don't totally hate you.
00:24:43Maybe I don't...
00:24:45Totally...
00:24:46Hate you, Yugo.
00:24:59Felix has never looked at me like this before.
00:25:02Why is it making my stomach twist into a million knots?
00:25:08Don't lose that.
00:25:10How be your lips...
00:25:13Are turning blue.
00:25:15You must be freezing.
00:25:17No, I'm...
00:25:17I'm fine.
00:25:18I think you should press your body up against mine.
00:25:20No, you perv.
00:25:21I learnt about this at camp.
00:25:23You've obviously got early stages of hypothermia.
00:25:26And...
00:25:27I told you I'm fine.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:28Are you gonna freeze to death?
00:25:30Or...
00:25:31Are you gonna shut up and let me save you again?
00:25:38Okay, maybe this is slightly better.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42I've got you.
00:25:55Someone's here.
00:25:57I've got you.
00:25:58Felix, wake up!
00:25:59Felix, wake up!
00:26:01Felix, wake up!
00:26:07Yes, guys.
00:26:11Where have you been, man?
00:26:12You missed the whole party.
00:26:14The party!
00:26:28Yo!
00:26:30Last night was a banger!
00:26:32Fuck!
00:26:33This place is absolutely trash.
00:26:35Well, he doesn't need to end here.
00:26:38Jack!
00:26:39Go home!
00:26:41Nannying for the Barnes family was the best job I'd ever gotten.
00:26:45And now I'm gonna lose it.
00:26:49Abby, I...
00:26:50This is all your fault!
00:26:56I'm sorry, I didn't expect the place to get this trash.
00:26:58I'm gonna get fired and once your dad finds out about this party, I'm gonna be blacklisted.
00:27:03I wanted to get Abby fired from being my nanny, but after last night, I'm just not sure.
00:27:11I'm sorry, just let me help.
00:27:12No, you've already helped enough.
00:27:14Abby, I...
00:27:15You know, people would kill to have this house, this pool, your life, and you don't even appreciate it.
00:27:21I'm sorry, okay, just let me help.
00:27:23No, because you're just gonna try and find another way to get me fired.
00:27:46You're not going anywhere until you listen to me.
00:27:48Let go of me?
00:27:49Listen to me, I'm sorry.
00:27:51You tortured me for years, Felix Barnes, why should I believe you now?
00:27:53Because when we were trapped in the pool house, I saw the real you.
00:27:57Abby Moore, not my nanny, not my enemy, not a stuck-up know-it-all, just...
00:28:03Just you.
00:28:05He's my bully and I'm his nanny.
00:28:07But when he says things like that, it's hard to resist him.
00:28:16I need to go wash this off my clothes.
00:28:18And now we're dusted off, you can't let force of habit always keep you down.
00:28:29Move over.
00:28:36Move over.
00:28:39You can't shower with your nanny.
00:28:42Then for a second pretend that you're not my nanny.
00:28:45Why are you doing that?
00:28:48You're following me around and acting like...
00:28:50Like I want you.
00:28:53Would that be so bad?
00:28:57I hate Felix Barnes.
00:29:03So why do I want to kiss him so badly?
00:29:10Yes, that would be bad.
00:29:12You're a liar.
00:29:13You're just checking me out.
00:29:14No, I'm not.
00:29:17You know what I think?
00:29:19I think all this time you've been pretending to hate me.
00:29:22When, really, you want me.
00:29:24How did you know?
00:29:26Because I've been doing the same thing.
00:29:29I want you, Abby Moore.
00:29:31And I'm going to do something about it.
00:29:33I wish I didn't care about the same.
00:29:38Ah!
00:29:40I believe I've been staring at it today.
00:29:43I don't want.
00:29:45Felix Barnes, my enemy, and the boy I nanny.
00:29:48Kissing me like he'd die without it.
00:29:52We can't.
00:29:53We could get in a lot of trouble.
00:29:57I don't see anyone around, do you?
00:30:07Show me you want me to.
00:30:11What should I do next?
00:30:13Kiss me.
00:30:25Lately, I've been staring at the dark.
00:30:29Throw my inner demons into her.
00:30:32We can't.
00:30:34Why not?
00:30:35Because...
00:30:36Bailey!
00:30:39Bailey!
00:30:40Bailey, where are you?
00:30:44She ran away.
00:30:48Where is she?
00:30:49I can't find her.
00:30:50Bailey!
00:30:51Bailey!
00:30:54This is all your fault, you know.
00:30:56My fault?
00:30:57You're the nanny.
00:30:57She's your sister, you're supposed to protect her.
00:30:59Yeah, I don't need to take advice from you, okay?
00:31:01Seriously, you're her older brother.
00:31:03You put her in so much danger last night by throwing a bite for a bunch of wankers just to
00:31:06get back at me.
00:31:16Growing up, we were best friends.
00:31:20But...
00:31:20Since she stopped speaking, I haven't known how to help her.
00:31:25I just wish there was a way I could tell her how much she means to me.
00:31:32You know, I like this side of you.
00:31:34What, pathetic and sad?
00:31:37Caring and vulnerable.
00:31:56Bailey!
00:31:59Do you know how much you scared me?
00:32:01He was only scared because he's a big softy and he loves you so much.
00:32:07Okay, well, I'm glad you're okay.
00:32:10Come on, Troublemaker.
00:32:11You need to get a couple more hours sleep before the day really starts.
00:32:18Never do that again.
00:32:19I'm going to sleep.
00:32:23Felix might act like he's too cool, but deep down I see how much he cares about Bailey.
00:32:36It's like the whole party never happens.
00:32:37Yeah, I've forgotten all about it.
00:32:39I mean...
00:32:41It wasn't all so bad.
00:32:42I like the part where we were hooked up in the shower.
00:32:44No.
00:32:45We had to forget about that part most of all.
00:32:47You can't seriously expect things to go back to the way they were.
00:32:49Felix, it doesn't matter how either of us feels.
00:32:52Whatever happened between us...
00:32:54It's over.
00:32:59I can't lose my job because I hooked up with the boy I nanny.
00:33:02You're not my nanny.
00:33:02You can say whatever you want, but I am your nanny.
00:33:05And if I want to keep my job, I have to ignore whatever happened between us.
00:33:08How am I supposed to ignore what I feel when you're living in my house?
00:33:11I don't know, but I'm not like you.
00:33:15Felix, I don't come from money.
00:33:16That rumour about me sleeping with Mr. O'Leary, it ruined my life.
00:33:22My mum lost her job and we had to use my school savings to live off.
00:33:27We owe Camden Prep ten grand for my last semester.
00:33:31I didn't know things were so bad for Abby, but I can help.
00:33:35What if I gave you the money?
00:33:37And then you wouldn't have to work for us.
00:33:40We could explore whatever this is.
00:33:42Hypothetically, yes.
00:33:44But where are you going to get ten grand from?
00:33:48Bye David.
00:33:51Class!
00:33:55Jack, if you can spare us a minute of your time.
00:33:58Following on from yesterday's lesson, please open your textbooks to page 46.
00:34:04Felix.
00:34:05Class, today I'm here to announce Camden Prep's first annual dishy bake sale.
00:34:09Bring your appetites and your thirst traps.
00:34:12All the money raised will benefit a local family.
00:34:15Okay, bake sale's on Saturday and I expect to see each and every single one of you there.
00:34:22After this bake sale, you'll be mine, Abby Moore.
00:34:32What are you wearing?
00:34:34I could say the same about you. You look like a porn star.
00:34:37Yeah, it's a dishy bake sale.
00:34:39Dishy, does that not just mean there's going to be loads of cookies?
00:34:41No, it means there's going to be loads of skin.
00:34:44Hey, Granny.
00:34:47Skye, I can't believe you're helping out with the bake sale.
00:34:50Thank you so much. You have no idea how much this means to me.
00:34:52Oh, I'm not helping you.
00:34:54I'm having my own competing bake sale. Over here.
00:34:59And I bought some friends. The original dance squad to be exact.
00:35:16A competing bake sale, Skye, why would you do this?
00:35:19Because I'm sick of you whoring yourself out for everyone's attention.
00:35:22It's time for Camden to see who the sexiest girl at school is.
00:35:26Me. Duh.
00:35:39Well, I guess Skye's won.
00:35:41How can someone like me compete with someone like her?
00:35:44Abby, you're the smartest girl at Camden Pratt, okay?
00:35:48You don't need to use your body to win this.
00:35:51You can use your mind.
00:35:53Felix is right. Skye is as dull as a flat tire.
00:36:00I hope this works.
00:36:03Oh, Abby.
00:36:05I feel so bad for you stealing all your customers.
00:36:08Here's a little tip.
00:36:09Be hotter.
00:36:12Abby!
00:36:14Who are these guys?
00:36:16It's the University Boys Lacrosse team.
00:36:18Yeah, I tutored the captain and he owes me a favor.
00:36:25It's on.
00:36:27Wow.
00:36:28Big surprise.
00:36:29Abby Moore hired her personal harem.
00:36:32Did you pay them with your nudes?
00:36:34Too bad you'll still lose.
00:36:36Oh, no, see, these are actually my friends.
00:36:38They respect me.
00:36:40Really?
00:36:42Prove it.
00:36:48This bake sale just got personal.
00:36:50I need to show that I can beat Skye with my brains instead of my boobs.
00:36:56Adam, oil up and stand on the corner of Rosamont Street and Freedom Avenue where there's a smoothie shop and
00:37:01a boba shop.
00:37:07Dave and Liam, go stand on the corner of Maple Avenue where there's a mum's running clock.
00:37:18And, uh, can I be on your team?
00:37:22Felix, you're a mighty.
00:37:29Feel it.
00:37:30I love it when you catch my eye.
00:37:33And everything in me turns to butterflies.
00:37:36I get a little lost in time.
00:37:38And every raindrop turns to sunshine.
00:37:41I don't need a hole.
00:37:44I don't need a hole.
00:37:49I don't need a hole.
00:37:50When I'm with you.
00:37:51You make me crazy.
00:37:54I can't get enough of you, baby.
00:37:57There's no way you save me.
00:37:59I'm hungry for a little more.
00:38:00We're a pretty good team, huh?
00:38:02Yeah, I guess we are.
00:38:04When Felix and I work together, we make such a great team.
00:38:08Could we ever work as a couple if I've stopped being his nanny?
00:38:12Donuts?
00:38:13Yeah, coming right up.
00:38:15Abby's a dirty bitch and I'm gonna show everyone.
00:38:33Skye, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:38:35Wow, Abby.
00:38:37I always knew you were a dirty tramp.
00:38:39But I didn't mean it literally.
00:38:45Students of Camden Prep.
00:38:47Abby Moore might think she's the hottest girl in school.
00:38:50But really, she's the drippiest, dirtiest slutbag.
00:38:54Skye, stop recording.
00:38:55Why, Abby? I thought you liked attention.
00:38:59Skye, please stop filming!
00:39:02Skye, please stop!
00:39:06We're live at the Camden Prep Bake Sale
00:39:08with attention whore, Abby Moore.
00:39:11Abby, what do you have to say to the 30,000 people watching?
00:39:16Let's take a poll.
00:39:18Who would throw a pity fuck to Abby even though she smells like a trash can?
00:39:24Oh, no one wants to even throw you a pity fuck.
00:39:28Or maybe you can use some of the money you made to buy yourself a vibrator.
00:39:35Leave her alone!
00:39:38Leave her alone!
00:39:40Leave her alone!
00:39:41Felix, I don't know what's gotten into you.
00:39:42Why are you helping this slag?
00:39:46The better question is why I didn't put you in your place a long time ago.
00:40:02Felix!
00:40:04You have the nerve to call Abby trash.
00:40:06And there's nothing trashier than acting like a mean girl.
00:40:10I'm gonna make you pay for making Felix turn against me.
00:40:23I can't believe you just stood up for me like that.
00:40:26Better late than ever.
00:40:28Also, I have some exciting news.
00:40:37We raised over 10 grand today.
00:40:40So this means?
00:40:41It means that you can quit your job being my nanny.
00:40:44And we can be together for real.
00:40:53Wait, are you serious?
00:40:54We made 10 grand.
00:40:5610 grand?
00:40:57Those single moms loved your location.
00:41:02With this money, I can quit nannying and stay in school.
00:41:06Felix, you're amazing.
00:41:10Wait, no.
00:41:11We can't kiss out in the open like this.
00:41:15Let's go.
00:41:16I know a spot.
00:41:16What?
00:41:43You're so fucking pretty, Abby.
00:41:45Felix Barnes is my sworn enemy.
00:41:47I want him anyway.
00:41:49Why are you looking at me like you want me?
00:41:52How many times do I have to tell you that I do want you?
00:41:57Right here.
00:42:02I can't.
00:42:05Did I say something wrong?
00:42:08Noah.
00:42:09I'm a virgin.
00:42:12Noah.
00:42:13What?
00:42:14I'm a virgin.
00:42:17You are?
00:42:18I've told you.
00:42:18All of those rumors about me being some kind of sex addict.
00:42:21They're all bollocks.
00:42:22I've never made it past the first base.
00:42:26That's not why I'm surprised.
00:42:29I'm surprised because you're so fucking beautiful.
00:42:32You're so fucking happy.
00:42:34So you don't care about the rumors?
00:42:36Or that I'm a virgin?
00:42:39I don't care about either of those things.
00:42:42What I do care about, though, is making me feel good.
00:42:47Do you want me to make you feel good?
00:42:50Yes, please, Felix.
00:43:08That feels good.
00:43:11Good.
00:43:11Good.
00:43:25Am I about to lose my virginity to my sworn enemy?
00:43:32You two are in serious trouble.
00:43:39You two are in serious trouble.
00:43:43Skye, give us that photo.
00:43:45How about...
00:43:46No.
00:43:47Please, we'll get into a lot of trouble.
00:43:49Why?
00:43:50Everyone already thinks you're a total slut.
00:43:52Now we just have proof.
00:43:56Maybe I'll send this to Mrs Morrow and let her know that two of her students hooked up at a
00:44:01school event.
00:44:03Or, maybe I could send this to your dad, Felix.
00:44:06I'm sure he'd love to see you with Candon Prep's biggest haul.
00:44:10As long as Skye has that photo with Felix and I together, she can destroy my life.
00:44:16Please don't.
00:44:17I'll do anything.
00:44:19Well, I do want a new Louis Vuitton handbag.
00:44:22I'll just max it out on my dad's credit card.
00:44:26Give me the money from the bake sale.
00:44:29Give me the money.
00:44:30Skye, that money's for me, for school.
00:44:33Cry about it.
00:44:34Give it me now or I'll call the Mrs Morrow and have you expelled.
00:44:37Skye, you can't do this.
00:44:40Give her the money.
00:44:42You serious?
00:44:43I said give it to her.
00:44:52Thanks.
00:44:54Maybe I'll buy some sexy new underwear.
00:44:57Let me know if you want to see it, Felix.
00:45:03I mean, that money was for you to quit nannying so that we can be together.
00:45:07Felix, look.
00:45:09While I'm your nanny, I can't be your girlfriend.
00:45:13I don't think I can hide the way that I feel about you, Abby.
00:45:17Look, you're gonna have to.
00:45:18If you really care about me, you're gonna have to pretend that I was never an artist.
00:45:34I'll prove I care about Abby, even if it means letting her go.
00:45:42I've been avoiding Felix since we hooked up. I can't face him in just a towel.
00:45:46I can't face him.
00:46:03This must be where Felix hides all of the stuff he's not supposed to have.
00:46:10Felix's condoms.
00:46:15What are you doing?
00:46:32Why is your face red?
00:46:33Why is your face red?
00:46:38Abby, are you hiding something?
00:46:40I'm his nanny. I can't have feelings for him.
00:46:46But damn if he doesn't look good in that towel.
00:46:54Abby, you're hiding something.
00:46:56I can't let Felix see that I took his condoms after we hooked up.
00:46:59No, no I'm not.
00:47:01We, we need to go to school.
00:47:18Abby?
00:47:21Has anyone ever told you that you smell like a used condom?
00:47:26And how do you know what a used condom smells like?
00:47:29Here's what I know.
00:47:30You'll do anything, or anyone, retention.
00:47:36Well, at least I'm not a blonde tart.
00:47:44You're still the school slut.
00:47:52Abby Moore, if you're so pure and innocent, then why do you have a roll of condoms in your backpack?
00:48:06Turns out you're just the whore that everyone thinks.
00:48:10Abby has condoms.
00:48:13Ten, to be exact.
00:48:16Let's take a vote.
00:48:18Does Abby have ten condoms for ten different guys?
00:48:22Or is she going to plow one unlucky guy ten times?
00:48:27Ten condoms for ten guys?
00:48:29Nah, she could plow me ten times.
00:48:31Nice!
00:48:34Yay! Nice!
00:48:36Skye, please they're not mine.
00:48:39Wait.
00:48:40I recognise those from somewhere.
00:48:47Oh shit.
00:48:49Don't lie Abby.
00:48:52It's my machine in safe sex.
00:48:56She even likes her bananas, Excel.
00:49:01Big boy.
00:49:02Abby Moore.
00:49:03Surprise, surprise. Disrupting my class again?
00:49:07And bringing condoms in?
00:49:10Magnums, miss. That means she's a size queen.
00:49:12I'm sorry. I can explain.
00:49:15Oh, you'll have plenty of time to explain when you're in detention for three months.
00:49:19I will not have this perversion in my class.
00:49:22If I have detention then I won't be able to watch Bailey and I'll lose my job.
00:49:26I'm sorry but I can't stay off to school. I have something really important to do.
00:49:29Oh, I can imagine what your extracurricular activities look like.
00:49:34What have you had with me?
00:49:36I can't let Abby get in trouble for taking my condoms.
00:49:44Those condoms are mine.
00:49:51Thanks.
00:49:54Felix, is this some sort of perverted prank?
00:49:57Um, today is our health presentation.
00:50:00And as the two smartest members of the class, Abby and I thought that we'd put our brilliant minds together
00:50:06and deliver a presentation on safe sex.
00:50:13Oh my god, Felix is totally covering for me.
00:50:17Safe sex?
00:50:19Yeah, we thought we'd surprise you in the class, Mrs. Morrow.
00:50:22Isn't that right, Abby?
00:50:25I'm covering for you.
00:50:27Stay alone.
00:50:29Yes, Felix. I can't believe you wouldn't tell Mrs. Morrow about our presentation.
00:50:33Studies show that one in three students at Camden Prep regularly engage in sexual activity without the use of a
00:50:40condom.
00:50:41And that's a damn chain.
00:50:44Abby, would you care to demonstrate?
00:50:52I never dreamed that the first time I used a condom, it would be on a banana in front of
00:50:56my whole class.
00:51:14And that is how you stay safe.
00:51:24Who bones a banana?
00:51:29Good job!
00:51:34Abby, wait!
00:51:35I've got to go!
00:51:37You're not going anywhere until you tell me why you stole my condoms.
00:51:44Do you want to lose your virginity tonight?
00:51:50It's not that easy, Felix.
00:51:52Then tell me.
00:51:54Do you want to be with me or not?
00:51:55Felix, I'm your nanny.
00:51:56I told you to never mention that during school.
00:51:59School's out.
00:52:01And your dad gave me the police to your car.
00:52:05I'll let you choose between the passenger seat and my lap.
00:52:08I'm sort of dick sometimes.
00:52:10Okay, wait.
00:52:12You're so easy to get worked up.
00:52:25Oh, call the Camden reporter.
00:52:28Felix Barnes is leaving with Abby Moore.
00:52:32Come off it.
00:52:34Felix has never left school with a girl before.
00:52:38Missed it when he hated Abby.
00:52:39Well, it certainly doesn't look like he hates her now.
00:52:45He will if I have anything to say about it.
00:53:05Oh, your dad just messaged. He's not going to be home till late.
00:53:09So, let me show you what I do when my dad's not home.
00:53:13Felix, your sister's here.
00:53:14Yeah, she's going to like it too.
00:53:17Perv.
00:53:18Bailey knows what I'm talking about, don't you?
00:53:20Chinese pizza!
00:53:23Okay, so here's what's going to happen.
00:53:24Babe, you're going to Uber Eats two orders of General Salas from Fortune Garden.
00:53:28I'm going to call Napoli for their large cheese.
00:53:31So, the saltiness of the cheese creates a perfect flavour harmony with the sticky sweet sauce of chicken.
00:53:42That one's for you.
00:53:47You're crazy.
00:53:55You're a genius.
00:53:57Right.
00:54:07Sometimes two flavours that you don't think go together,
00:54:10ends up being a perfect combination.
00:54:14I think I know what you mean.
00:54:26I'm barely asleep.
00:54:28You actually fell asleep like that.
00:54:32You cleaned up?
00:54:34I'm not a jerk 100% of the time.
00:54:37Let me help.
00:54:43I know that I shouldn't want her.
00:54:45But I still do.
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:56Don't be.
00:54:58Because I'm not sorry for this.
00:55:01For what?
00:55:12You shouldn't be doing that.
00:55:14I know, but...
00:55:16I can't hide the way I feel about you.
00:55:20Why would you want me?
00:55:21You can have any girl in school.
00:55:23Why would you want the one person you can't have?
00:55:24I don't want any other girl.
00:55:27I want you.
00:55:30I'm an uptight virgin who everyone thinks slept with their teacher to get ahead.
00:55:34And I'm your nanny.
00:55:36I don't care about any of that.
00:55:38You should.
00:55:43I don't care about that shallow trash.
00:55:46Because I know the real you.
00:55:51Let me guess.
00:55:53An uptight virgin.
00:55:55A tease.
00:55:56A totally annoying no-it-all.
00:55:59Maybe that's how you see yourself.
00:56:01That's not how I see you.
00:56:05When I look at you, I see someone that's strong and responsible.
00:56:11Someone that Bailey opened up to for the first time since my mum died.
00:56:18When I look at you, Abby Moore, I see someone that's beautiful inside and outside.
00:56:26I think that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me.
00:56:32I think I'm falling in love with you, Abby.
00:56:40I think I'm falling in love with you.
00:56:44You just said love?
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:46Are you serious?
00:56:47Well, I don't know much about it, but...
00:56:52I feel like it's close.
00:56:55Felix, how?
00:56:57We live together.
00:56:59I'm your nanny. Your dad would kill us.
00:57:01I care about you enough to figure it out.
00:57:03Together.
00:57:06The way you say that almost makes me believe it.
00:57:09Believe in us, Abby Moore.
00:57:13Because I do.
00:57:27The way you say that...
00:57:40That is true, Abby.
00:57:41Is this okay?
00:57:42Yeah...
00:57:43The way you say that you are like...
00:57:50Abby!
00:57:53What was that?
00:57:54Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:57:57What the hell are you two doing?
00:58:04I... I'm really sorry, Mr. Barnes.
00:58:06Abby! You told me you were a highly responsible nanny.
00:58:09I'm really, really sorry, Mr. Barnes.
00:58:12Dad, it's... it's not her fault. I swear it was...
00:58:15I don't care whose fault it is.
00:58:17Pizza on a weeknight is strictly forbidden in this house.
00:58:23When I told you to make meals for my family, I expected high-quality, healthy meals.
00:58:29That's what you're annoyed about. I'm really, really sorry, Mr. Barnes.
00:58:34Anyway, I have an exciting announcement.
00:58:37To boost the reputation of my company, I'm going viral.
00:58:41I've hired an influencer, and she's going to start a social media account showcasing our family.
00:58:46And tonight is family games night.
00:58:52She's on her way here now, so look happy.
00:59:01This is my son, Felix, and our nanny, Abby.
00:59:07Wait. Abby is your nanny.
00:59:17Like, for real?
00:59:19Yes, for my son, and for my daughter.
00:59:21I'm a single father. You should use that.
00:59:24Funny, because of recent events, I thought that Abby was Felix's girlfriend.
00:59:29Girlfriend? God, no. If there was a relationship between my son and the nanny, I'd have to dismiss Abby.
00:59:35Yeah, Abby and I are just friends. Right, Skye?
00:59:39Felix could get any girl out of school he wants. There's no way he'd pick her.
00:59:44I'm paying Skye by the hour, so we should start filming. I'll go and get Bailey.
00:59:49Bailey?
00:59:52So interesting, Felix, that Abby is your nanny. You two hooking up. Sounds like you're breaking daddy's rules.
01:00:00Don't say anything about our relationship, Skye. If you do, we'll just deny it.
01:00:06Yeah, you're right. It's our word against Skye's. Don't worry. I won't say a thing.
01:00:13This is perfect. I can expose Felix and Abby's relationship right in front of Felix's dad. And catch it on
01:00:20camera.
01:00:23Skye, let's stage this so it looks like I'm the cool, fun dad. And this is my loving and devoted
01:00:30family.
01:00:30Right, I'll call out directions if everyone wants to get around the board. Come on.
01:00:38Bailey, can you do right hand red? Sir, left foot yellow. Felix, right hand green.
01:00:49Bailey, right foot blue.
01:00:55Sorry, sweet. You're out.
01:00:58Abby, right hand red.
01:01:00I'm really sorry, sir. I can't reach the colour unless I touch Felix.
01:01:05That's why they call it Twister, Abby. Because you get all twisted up. Unless there's a reason you don't want
01:01:10to be close to Felix.
01:01:14I've had enough of this. I'm going to sit down.
01:01:20Alright, you two carry on. I'll spin.
01:01:23Abby, left hand green.
01:01:25I love and hate being this close to her.
01:01:27Stop looking at me like that. Your dad's going to see.
01:01:29I'm doing my best.
01:01:30Smile for the camera, Felix.
01:01:33This is torture. I'm just going to get us both out to end the game.
01:01:50Fuck. I just touched Abby's boob in front of my whole family.
01:01:58What's poking into my thigh? Is that Felix's boner? And why is he touching my boob?
01:02:03Wow. You two are all twisted up.
01:02:05Son, let go of the nanny. Game's over.
01:02:12Separate now.
01:02:16Ah, my vintage whiskey tumbler. You clumsy idiot.
01:02:20You can't talk to her like that.
01:02:22She probably did it to get Felix's attention.
01:02:25Is that what you're doing, Abby? Are you trying to get my son's attention?
01:02:28No, not at all. I-
01:02:29Class is worth a year of your salary.
01:02:32Now look. You're making Bailey cry.
01:02:36It's okay. Maybe we turn the heat down a little bit.
01:02:40Why are you acting like you care?
01:02:41You don't love Bailey. You're just pretending to care because Mr. Barnes pays you to.
01:02:46Go suck a dick, Sky.
01:02:48Oh, my insolent son.
01:02:50Always an embarrassment, aren't you, boy?
01:02:52Like you're even around enough to notice.
01:02:54I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
01:02:58Abby, you're the nanny.
01:03:00Punish Felix.
01:03:06Abby wouldn't do that because she's my friend.
01:03:08Don't delude yourself, son. She's not family. She's the help. She reports to me.
01:03:14Abby, you work for me. Punish my son.
01:03:16I'm really sorry, sir, but I can't do that.
01:03:21Why don't you punish me yourself, Dad?
01:03:23See how that goes for social media.
01:03:28Abby, take Bailey to our room.
01:03:32And stop filming!
01:03:45Does your dad always shout like that?
01:03:49Yes, but he's always meaner to Felix.
01:03:54Bailey, you just talk.
01:03:56I know. I've been hiding it from my dad.
01:03:58If he knew I could speak, he'd freak out and ground me forever.
01:04:07Don't leave us, Abby.
01:04:09I don't know what I would do without you.
01:04:10I'm not going anywhere.
01:04:12But you should talk to your brother. He really cares about you.
01:04:14I can never tell him. He gets really mad.
01:04:18And you can't tell him either.
01:04:22Hey, are you guys okay?
01:04:27You guys okay?
01:04:28Yeah, I'm just saying goodnight to Bailey.
01:04:37Hey.
01:04:44Hey.
01:04:46I'm sorry about my dad, earlier.
01:04:49It's okay.
01:04:51No, it's not.
01:04:51He should never have spoken to you like that.
01:04:54I'm sorry.
01:04:56But don't worry, I stuck up for you.
01:04:58Things are sticking up for me.
01:04:59I'm fine.
01:05:00You're fine.
01:05:00You know, I would still care about you and Bailey even if I wasn't your nanny.
01:05:04I know. It's hard to resist that Felix Barnes charm, huh?
01:05:10Do you think there's a universe where we were friends?
01:05:15Friends? Then school? Or more?
01:05:29Felix, did your dad hit you?
01:05:31Yeah. He said it was a punishment for talking back.
01:05:36I'm sorry?
01:05:37My dad hasn't been the same since my mum died.
01:05:40Bailey and I have gotten used to just taking care of ourselves.
01:05:45Until you came along.
01:05:48Let me take care of you. Starting with that nasty cut.
01:05:54It's really not that bad.
01:05:56No, you don't have to act so tough all the time. I like it when you're sweet.
01:06:02I want her so badly, but if my dad caught us together, he'd fire her and ruin her life.
01:06:10I don't need you to take care of me. Just leave me alone Abby.
01:06:15What is wrong with you?
01:06:27Go away!
01:06:28I'm not leaving until you apologise for flipping out on me.
01:06:32Wait, are you looking at pictures of me?
01:06:39That's private property.
01:06:40You are? You're looking at pictures of me?
01:06:42No. Well, yes, but they're online for everyone to see, okay?
01:06:46Felix, we can't like each other. I'm your nanny.
01:06:50I know, but I can't help the way I feel about you. Look, I think about you all the time.
01:06:59When I go to sleep. When I wake up, you're the first face I think of.
01:07:06What are we going to do? This feels impossible.
01:07:10I know, but I'll figure this out for the both of us.
01:07:20Felix.
01:07:20What was that?
01:07:21That was my dad.
01:07:22Do you have a girl in there?
01:07:23He's going to be awake for a while, so if you leave now he'll definitely catch us.
01:07:27So what am I meant to do?
01:07:29Felix?
01:07:30Sleep with me.
01:07:31Felix!
01:07:38You're serious?
01:07:48Yes?
01:07:50Why are you so surprised?
01:07:51I don't know, I just spent all of high school thinking about books, not boys.
01:07:56Do you ever think that maybe that's what I like about you?
01:07:59You don't care about the other petty BS that the other girls care about.
01:08:02Yeah, because worrying about my GPA is so hot.
01:08:05Yeah, it is. To me, at least.
01:08:09Do you really mean that?
01:08:11Abby, you take care of everyone else all the time. Let me take care of you.
01:08:18And how are you going to do that?
01:08:42Well, show me to kiss you here. And here. Should I keep going?
01:08:51Mm-hmm.
01:08:57Felix? Do you have a girl in there?
01:09:01Felix!
01:09:03Felix!
01:09:04What is your dad doing here?
01:09:05I don't know. But we need to hide.
01:09:15Why do you look guilty?
01:09:17Um, I don't know. You're the one that barged into my room without asking.
01:09:20I thought I heard a girl's voice.
01:09:22No, I was just, uh, watching videos on my phone.
01:09:30If you are hiding a girl in here, I'll figure it out.
01:09:34Don't look under the covers. Don't look under the covers.
01:09:42Maybe I...
01:09:43Maybe I was mistaken.
01:09:58We didn't get caught.
01:10:00No. We didn't.
01:10:04And I don't think we will.
01:10:12Felix Barnes and I unleashed a dangerous and addictive truth.
01:10:16We could be together without his dad realising.
01:10:19But it's wrong.
01:10:21I'm his family's nanny.
01:10:31Abby, are you alright?
01:10:32You look a little flushed.
01:10:35Yeah, I'm... I'm good. I'm just a little bit hot.
01:10:39Yeah. Yeah, me too.
01:10:40I'm hot.
01:10:51Do you want to see what's under my towel?
01:10:56One million percent yes.
01:11:11I couldn't believe that a photo of her was enough to make me hard.
01:11:19She's got a choice between saying the right thing and the wrong thing.
01:11:21You say the wrong thing every bloody time.
01:11:24Oh, well, I'm not him.
01:11:25He's an idiot.
01:11:26Just do your best and see what happens.
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:32All I wanted was to be close to her.
01:11:38Felix hasn't texted me back.
01:11:40He must think I'm hideous.
01:11:44You're so fucking beautiful.
01:11:49I can't stop thinking about last night.
01:11:51You look so pretty.
01:11:55What are you doing?
01:11:58None of your business.
01:12:00I can't stop thinking about you either.
01:12:04Felix, will you help me hand out some of these assignments, please?
01:12:18I'll be more in the flesh.
01:12:21I've got to send myself this.
01:12:35Now, class, today we're going to be focusing on your college essays.
01:12:40So remember to keep them personal and unique.
01:12:43Thank you very much.
01:12:45Right. Carry on.
01:12:47Let me guess.
01:12:48You've already finished your college essays.
01:12:51Yeah.
01:12:52Early admission to Oxford.
01:12:54It's my dream school.
01:12:55Oxford?
01:12:57It's looked like you would be lucky to serve chips at the takeaway.
01:13:00Skye, maybe you should spend less time focused on me.
01:13:03And more on the party school with the lowest standards.
01:13:08Don't worry, Abby.
01:13:10Everyone in this class will be focused on you soon enough.
01:13:14In about five seconds.
01:13:20I can't wait.
01:13:21What do you mean?
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:36How did...
01:13:37How did you...
01:13:38How did you get these?
01:13:39Seriously?
01:13:42Felix sent them me.
01:13:43No, he wouldn't.
01:13:45Felix has been your enemy since freshman years.
01:13:48This whole pretending to like you thing was a prank.
01:13:51No.
01:13:51Genius.
01:13:52Right?
01:13:53No, he...
01:13:54He cares about me.
01:13:55How can such a dumb bitch get such good grades?
01:13:59If Felix cared about you, then why would he send out these photos?
01:14:07Please.
01:14:07Damn, Abby.
01:14:09I didn't know you were such a freaky bitch.
01:14:13Abby, I beg you to send me a picture.
01:14:16Ew.
01:14:17Why would you want a picture of this slut?
01:14:19Abby Moore!
01:14:20What is this...
01:14:22Smut?
01:14:24Turn it off.
01:14:36Abby?
01:14:36What the hell?
01:14:38Please.
01:14:39I'm so easy.
01:14:40I'll do anything.
01:14:41Yeah.
01:14:41Or anyone.
01:14:43How about I pay you?
01:14:44No.
01:14:45Please.
01:14:46Abby.
01:15:00Run all you want, skank.
01:15:02You'll never outrun your reputation.
01:15:08Oh, Abby.
01:15:12Trying to show off your panties, are we?
01:15:14Stop.
01:15:15Oof.
01:15:16I know I use that pole when I see one.
01:15:18Don't worry, Abby.
01:15:20I don't mind stopping seconds.
01:15:23Skye, stop.
01:15:24This is what you get for sending your nasty nudes to Felix.
01:15:30You might act all innocent, Abby.
01:15:33But I've always known that you were a desperate slut.
01:15:36And now the whole school sees it too.
01:15:40This is the worst moment of my life.
01:15:43Everyone's laughing.
01:15:45Please, Skye, stop.
01:15:47Face it, Abby.
01:15:49No one's gonna save you.
01:15:58It's alright, Abby.
01:16:00I've got you.
01:16:06Felix.
01:16:07Felix?
01:16:09Seriously, Felix.
01:16:11You're gonna go for this desperate slut.
01:16:14Slut.
01:16:15Fighting words coming from you, Skye.
01:16:19Remember these?
01:16:22I've been leaving your underwear in my backpack in some weird attempt to get me to hook up with you.
01:16:26I kept it on the deal to save you the embarrassment.
01:16:29That's over now.
01:16:31Who has the gross panties now?
01:16:34The next time you want to call someone a desperate skank, look in the mirror.
01:16:39That's good.
01:16:44Abby talked to me.
01:16:46I need to know if you're okay.
01:16:47Felix, you sent that photo to Skye.
01:16:49Are you serious?
01:16:49How else would she have gotten those photos?
01:16:51Abby, who do you believe?
01:16:52Me or Skye?
01:17:00Answer me.
01:17:01Do you believe me or Skye?
01:17:02Felix, you've been my enemy since I was a freshman.
01:17:04Since becoming your nanny, you've made my life a hell.
01:17:07Abby, stop.
01:17:08You're letting Skye get in your head and come between us.
01:17:10Well, it's hard to think straight when the whole school has seen me half-naked.
01:17:13That wasn't me.
01:17:15Please use that line on a girl that's dumb enough to believe me.
01:17:19I would never do anything to hurt you.
01:17:21Really?
01:17:22Because since becoming your nanny, I'm not a girl that's dumb enough to believe me.
01:17:23Manny, my life is completely 180'd.
01:17:25I don't know what to think.
01:17:27Maybe you were better off when you were my enemy.
01:17:32We can never go back to being enemies.
01:17:35Really?
01:17:36Why?
01:17:37You're pretty damn good at it.
01:17:38Because I'm in love with you, Abby Moore.
01:17:47I love you, Abby Moore, and I tried to stop it, but I can't.
01:17:54And I love you.
01:17:55You're crazy.
01:17:58Crazy in love.
01:18:00Look, Felix, falling in love with your nanny is complicated.
01:18:04Screw complicated.
01:18:06I'm stupidly and overwhelmingly undoubtedly in love with you.
01:18:11And I love you enough to figure it all out.
01:18:16Even if it is crazy.
01:18:19I love you too.
01:18:21Well, I know.
01:18:22You're an idiot.
01:18:24An idiot who loves you.
01:18:34Abby Moore.
01:18:35My office.
01:18:37Now.
01:18:43Sit.
01:18:46Tell me why you put your smut on every computer in the class.
01:18:53See, it wasn't me. I didn't die.
01:18:54We'll get to nowhere this morning.
01:18:57I have tried my best to ignore your sexual transgressions.
01:19:02But we all know what happened with Mr. Amiri.
01:19:06Excuse me?
01:19:08We all know about your special favours that you gave him to get your grave.
01:19:13The sick.
01:19:14Sick?
01:19:16No.
01:19:18Sick is splaying your legs apart for every boy in the class to see.
01:19:23That wasn't me.
01:19:24That wasn't me. I didn't do it.
01:19:26I should expel you for this.
01:19:29But luckily for you, the head girl has intervened on your behalf.
01:19:40Hey, Abby.
01:19:45Mrs. Morrow.
01:19:46Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help this poor, lost soul.
01:19:53Thank you. What are you going to do, Skye?
01:20:09Do you want to call me a slap? Do you want to ruin my life?
01:20:22I want you to dump Felix and get him to date me.
01:20:25You're crazy.
01:20:27Maybe.
01:20:28But I always get what I want.
01:20:30And what I want is for you to dump Felix at the Candon Prep charity party tonight.
01:20:37You want me to dump Felix?
01:20:40Either you blow off your relationship with him.
01:20:42Or I will.
01:20:44Because I'm an emperor.
01:20:46The choice is yours.
01:20:48Tonight is the charity party dinner.
01:20:51Dump Felix in front of everyone.
01:20:53What are you going to do?
01:20:54Nothing.
01:20:56If you play nice.
01:20:58Oh, and, um, don't tell Felix.
01:21:01This is really between us girls.
01:21:06Hey.
01:21:08Everything okay?
01:21:10Skye already ruined my life with one text she found between me and Felix.
01:21:16Yeah, I'm fine.
01:21:20Get lost, Skye.
01:21:26Abby Moore, I'm going to make you lose your job and your boyfriend.
01:21:33It's been nice.
01:21:34Yeah.
01:21:34I just wish there was more of this guy.
01:21:35It probably would.
01:21:42You two better behave.
01:21:44This is the Candon Prep charity party.
01:21:46And as the top turner to the school, I need to make a big impression.
01:21:51Felix, Bailey, follow me for pictures.
01:21:53Follow me.
01:22:01You ready to dump Felix in front of the whole school?
01:22:11I can't just dump Felix.
01:22:13You don't have a choice.
01:22:15I'd rather see Felix alone than with you.
01:22:20Abby, can I talk to you for a second?
01:22:23Alone?
01:22:31Leave me alone.
01:22:32Leave me alone for this party, okay?
01:22:34Are you embarrassed to talk to me?
01:22:37Have I told you how amazing you look in this dress?
01:22:39I'm serious. I don't want to be seen with you.
01:22:42What's your problem?
01:22:43You're my problem.
01:22:44Just leave me alone.
01:22:46I'm getting sick and tired of these mind games.
01:22:47One second you love me, the next you want me to leave you alone.
01:22:50I don't want to hurt Felix.
01:22:53But I don't want Sky to expose our relationship.
01:22:55There are no mind games.
01:22:57It's simple. Just leave me alone. Period.
01:23:00I'm your nanny and that's it.
01:23:04Felix is really fighting for her.
01:23:06Maybe he actually likes her.
01:23:09I can't believe he'd fall for a slut like her.
01:23:13Everybody loves sluts.
01:23:15It's great. You can get with them and you don't have to do any of the boring stuff like talking
01:23:20to them or buying them flowers or anything like that.
01:23:24I mean, I could probably have her on her knees for me by the end of the night.
01:23:29Five hundred pound you do.
01:23:33You're off.
01:23:39You're off.
01:23:40I'm serious.
01:23:42Please just leave me alone.
01:23:47Fine. If that's what you want.
01:23:51Move.
01:23:54Someone's in a bad mood.
01:23:56What's wrong, Abby?
01:23:57Please, as if you care.
01:23:59Oh, come on. How long have we known each other?
01:24:01What? Since primary?
01:24:05It's just boy stuff. It's stupid.
01:24:07Any guy who doesn't see how lucky he is to have you is an idiot.
01:24:13Come on. Let's ditch this party.
01:24:16I've got something to show you backstage that I know will cheer you up.
01:24:19Yeah, I could use a break from everyone.
01:24:23Thanks, Jack.
01:24:36So what did you want to show me?
01:24:40My dick.
01:24:41Oh, Jack, I would never hook up with you.
01:24:43I'm not going anywhere until I hook up with the easiest girl in town.
01:24:50Come on. I'll let you suck my dick.
01:24:53I'd rather suck on a cheese grater.
01:24:55Throwing you a pity fuck.
01:24:57Look, I'm not a teacher, but I can still grade you if you want.
01:25:01I said no!
01:25:02Girls like you don't say no to guys like me.
01:25:08Bailey!
01:25:10Aren't you Felix's weird little sister?
01:25:13You don't talk, do you?
01:25:15Well, at least you won't say anything about this.
01:25:23Let go of me!
01:25:24What, you'll hook up with Felix but not me?
01:25:27Don't worry. I'll be quick.
01:25:31Go away, Bailey. Go find Abby.
01:25:33Listen to me!
01:25:36Bailey, you just spoke.
01:25:37Abby's in trouble. She's backstage with Jack.
01:25:40And he's gonna hurt her.
01:25:54What's going on here?
01:25:57Bro, you should have seen it. She was all over me.
01:25:59I was talking to Abby, not you.
01:26:03Are you okay?
01:26:04No.
01:26:05Jack tried to throw himself at me.
01:26:08What, are you jealous?
01:26:12We can share her if you want.
01:26:20Abby, I'm so sorry.
01:26:22I'm so sorry.
01:26:24Nothing's gonna come between us now.
01:26:28Felix used to be my biggest rival.
01:26:31But now I would do anything he asks me to.
01:26:45What happened to you?
01:26:46You look like shit.
01:26:48Yeah, well, Felix called me with Abby, didn't you?
01:26:52Beat my ass.
01:26:54Seriously?
01:26:55You couldn't even get that clap bitch to hook up with you?
01:26:59No.
01:27:00And now they're backstage together.
01:27:05Really?
01:27:13What are we gonna do, Felix? What if your dad finds out?
01:27:15I don't care about that right now.
01:27:18After seeing you with Jack, I realised how close I was to losing you.
01:27:22I just want to be here with you right now.
01:27:27Good evening, everyone.
01:27:29As president of the senior class, I want to welcome you all to the senior class dinner.
01:27:41But I would especially like to welcome Felix and his nanny, Abby Moore.
01:27:54Wait.
01:27:56Is that Felix Barnes hooking up with his nanny?
01:28:07Kinky.
01:28:10Everyone at Camden called me a slut.
01:28:12And now I've been caught hooking up with the guy I nanny for.
01:28:15We can't be seen together.
01:28:18Did you like my speech, Abby?
01:28:20How did you know?
01:28:23I told you I'd get you and Felix to break up.
01:28:27And they did.
01:28:29Checkmate.
01:28:34Maybe I can't have Felix, but you can't have him either.
01:28:38Especially now the whole school has seen the two of you hooking up at this charity dinner.
01:28:43You would really stop at nothing to keep me from Felix.
01:28:46Duh.
01:28:47I knew Felix liked you.
01:28:50That's why I made up the rumour that you slept with Mr O'Leary to make him get the ick.
01:28:55Skye, you started that rumour.
01:28:57That ruined my life.
01:28:59My mum lost her job.
01:29:00We've never recovered.
01:29:02Am I supposed to care?
01:29:04Face it, Abby.
01:29:06I win.
01:29:09Except you will never win.
01:29:12Because even though you tried to ruin my life, I still got the grades and I got Felix.
01:29:20You stupid witch.
01:29:25Molly Animp picked your life.
01:29:25The world rule that's beenqueuing.
01:29:25The Mother Breaker is always for those two years.
01:29:25Isle maybe you mentioned before orde건 your life.
01:29:25You don't forget it.
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