00:13What are you doing?
00:16Just work chats.
00:25And since when do you communicate with kiss emojis at work?
00:29It's nothing, it's just...
00:35Wait, did you change your password?
00:38They made me do it at work. You know, security and all that.
00:44Okay, let's check.
00:52Oh my God, Dorothy, are you okay?
00:55Yes, I'm fine, ma'am.
00:57You sure you're okay?
01:00Yes, yes.
01:08Here.
01:14I have nothing to...
01:23But... I... but I saw the message.
01:27You've become so paranoid you just imagined it. There's nothing to worry about.
01:35Okay.
01:37I'm sorry.
01:42What are you doing?
01:44No. Let me see.
01:48This is too much.
01:50I'm tired of your constant suspicions.
01:54Thanks for ruining me.
02:09Are you all right, ma'am?
02:12No, I'm not.
02:14No, I'm not.
02:16I don't know if... if I'm going crazy or my cheating husband is just treating me like I'm a fool
02:25and I don't even have any proof and...
02:33Well, I guess I know how to help you.
02:39Infidelity investigating agency.
02:42They helped me once.
02:44I hope they will help you too.
03:00Oops.
03:02Dropped my napkin.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:17What a guy.
03:19So...
03:21You want our agency to engage in the maximum level of testing for your husband?
03:25Yeah.
03:27I want to know for sure if my husband is cheating on me.
03:31So make it hell for him.
03:35Your wish is our command.
03:40Again?
03:41Grant, I mean, it's the third time and I don't know.
03:45The last two minutes.
03:46Yeah, I told you.
03:47He has this thing for cleanliness.
03:50He was very sick as a child.
03:53So since then, germs have been his biggest fear.
03:57Hmm.
03:58Got it.
04:03That gives me the perfect idea on how to test your husband.
04:12Who is this little cutie pie?
04:14This is Mimi.
04:16She's ideal for our plan.
04:18Let's go.
04:20Okay.
04:31What the hell?
04:32I'm so sorry.
04:33My dog sneezed.
04:35Are you nuts?
04:39Nice work.
04:43Sorry.
04:43I just don't know what's more entertaining.
04:45Hispanic or his dedication to sanitizers.
04:50Oh.
04:51Oh wait.
04:55Choose your husband's hair color.
05:00Um...
05:01Let's go over here.
05:04Let's go over here.
05:05Just remember.
05:13Look when he goes on.
05:14You went with her although it was so good.
05:14It was soanno tomorrow.
05:26I know at my timeliness didn't need a ride.
05:26No its jungle.
05:27Oh no isouver!
05:31that awful noise my ears are still ringing i don't know maybe you had a nightmare are you feeling okay
05:41yeah yeah i think so
05:47what the hell is this
05:53this is my hair am i going bald okay honey okay babe look
05:59i noticed it the other day i just didn't want to tell you because i didn't want to feel you
06:05self-conscious you know oh this can't be happening okay let me show it to you
06:15see
06:27how is this possible am i sick hey feel my forehead am i hot babe look you look sick
06:38and i don't want to catch anything and recently i heard about this new awful flu which is spreading
06:47around so new flu no no no this is nonsense
06:57i just need to get some fresh air then i'll feel better yeah but wait you should uh wear this
07:06it's because your bald spot is already showing so man what a crazy morning yeah
07:18my crazy morning is just beginning
07:27look buddy
07:31you're looking old man hey buddy who are you what do you mean who am i i'm freddie
07:38come on freddie the bunny
07:42what wait didn't you study at gordon lake school
07:44uh no man that's embarrassing i thought you were someone else man have a good one
07:55weirdo
07:59what took so long i'm sorry
08:29good evening our studio has just received an urgent message said an epidemic of
08:36the dog flu is transmitted by small sneezing dogs the symptoms appear immediately hair loss
08:46anxious skull stomach issues high fever and in some cases death if you're experiencing any of these
08:54symptoms please contact the doctor immediately
09:15quickly quickly he's going to the bathroom run yeah you're up
09:31you're kidding me
09:40911 what's your emergency hello send an ambulance quickly i have dog flu
09:47i don't want to die sir what is your name and location
09:51my name is michael mortimer i'm at the village of our restaurant and what's your emergency
09:57i have dog flu i am deathly ill can't you hear me i have all the symptoms
10:03sir you seem to be having a panic attack i need you to calm down and breathe with me
10:08are you kidding me i'm about to die send someone out
10:15oh it is going up
10:22heard it you're up
10:26911 yeah listen you just received a call from my friend at felicia the restaurant
10:30yes he was talking nonsense about an imaginary disease yeah i'm so embarrassed he's drunk and
10:36he doesn't know what he's saying please just disregard the call are you sure everton is okay
10:40i can dispatch an ambulance no no no no only if you want to distract medic from treating a
10:44non-existent disease and my drunken friend i understand you sir cancelling the call and i
10:50strongly suggest you get your friend home and make sure he doesn't drink anymore great sorry about that
10:55yeah we'll be taking him home all right well everything's going exactly as planned me quickly put
11:23your doctor's already here sir can you tell me what exactly happened to you i need medical
11:28assistance i have all the symptoms of this damn dog flu are you joker if you're not mistaken then
11:34doctor can be really really deadly yeah what i'm going to do i'm going to test your temperature
11:37all right it's first fold bend bend your forehead that's it you got a fever of 107
11:46but at one temperature do people die actually at 106
11:51oh god i'm pissed you'll help me right please sir uh just remain calm first fold that's all you
11:59got to do all right just remain calm and stay still attention critical patient in road and
12:04prepare to er get the corner just in case what sir you follow me you're here what's your name sir
12:14michael michael michael what i'm gonna do right now is give you a sedative okay bend over spin over
12:20don't worry don't worry don't find it you're doing good you don't have to worry
12:32ow
12:46now for the final stage of the plan are you ready
12:50now for the final stage of the plan are you ready
13:20you deserve to die so young
13:23man the doctors did everything they get it no one was prepared for the damage
13:27okay
13:31what are you talking about
13:34i'm right here i'm fine
13:43good afternoon this is miranda
13:45jesus sanders incredible incident a young guy died from dot flu michael mortimer the first official
13:52victim of dot flu our condolences to his loved ones be careful take care of yourself
14:05god
14:07god i really have died
14:15Sir, who are you?
14:17I am your guardian angel, and I have come for you.
14:23It is your time.
14:40This must be a mistake. I am too young to die.
14:43No, if only you knew how many times I have heard that phrase.
14:49When I don't want to be here, send me back, back, back, back, back.
14:55If I were you, I would stay calm and be grateful.
15:00You're supposed to go to hell, but we're giving you a second chance.
15:04Hell? Of course.
15:06And you know why, but in order to get to heaven, you've got to confess to all your sins.
15:14I knew the day would come when I'd have to repent for this.
15:20Years ago, I hit a deer and just drove away.
15:25Is that all?
15:26Well, I also once deliberately pushed a blind man.
15:31Good.
15:33Well, bad actually.
15:35But it's good that you confessed to that.
15:37Were there any infidelities?
15:40I can't even remember.
15:43So there were no infidelities?
15:44What?
15:45No, no.
15:46There were many infidelities.
15:49I mean, I can't remember exactly how many because I lost count long ago.
15:54Do you need me to confess to each one?
15:56Let's cover a few of the more recent ones.
16:00With a co-worker.
16:03With her friend.
16:05With a barista at a coffee shop.
16:08With a neighbor.
16:10That's just in the last few weeks.
16:13Impressive.
16:14You're not exaggerating your sins.
16:16In order to make the repentance look better, are you?
16:20If you don't believe me, I kept photos and videos of my adventures on my laptop.
16:25Those memories.
16:26They're in a folder called work.
16:29That'd be helpful.
16:31We'll look into that.
16:34So, can I go to heaven, though?
16:36One moment.
16:37Let me check with the management.
16:40Is that enough for you?
16:42Yes, I think it's enough for my lawyer to bring up in court.
16:45What?
16:46Is that Lizzie?
16:48What's going on?
16:55Cog you, cheater.
16:58And thanks for telling me exactly where to find evidence.
17:04Lizzie, you can see me?
17:08And that's for cheating.
17:11Now, pack up your bags and get out of my house.
17:15And expect divorce papers very soon.
17:18Jerk.
17:26So I'm alive?
17:33Hey, stop!
17:35What are you doing?
17:36They told me all about you.
17:39You secretly photographed me, poet.
17:43Delete everything right now.
17:45Okay, okay.
17:49There.
17:51Satisfied?
17:53Not yet.
18:01This photo is going up on the door of every restaurant in our town.
18:07With a big fat sign, do not let it.
18:11You got it?
18:14And now, get out of here.
18:24Well, it's a good thing we told her about everything.
18:27I mean, Michael deserved it.
18:30To two men who sent my cheating husband to the other side.
18:36Only if briefly.
18:37Right?
18:38Cheers!
18:39Cheers!
18:39It's to you, Greg.
18:41You look so, so depressed about the divorce.
18:52You know, I just, I finally feel that I can start a new, free life.
18:58Without being constantly lied to.
19:01This is like, the best day of my life.
19:03I can imagine.
19:04So, um, what's your future plan?
19:08Well, I'm gonna finalize the divorce and leave Michael without a single penny.
19:15Nice.
19:16Right?
19:17And then, I don't know, maybe I'll go for a vacation.
19:21Like a beach cocktail.
19:24Ocean sun.
19:26And...
19:27Tandman.
19:31Tandman.
19:32Tandman.
19:33Yeah, right.
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