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Balls Up Trailer - official movie trailer HD
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00:06In order to win the World Cup account,
00:09I have devised a condom
00:12that covers both the penis
00:15and the testicles.
00:19What is happening here?
00:21What are we...
00:21I don't know.
00:22I can't look away.
00:23Is Steve from HR here?
00:25I didn't invite him.
00:26Ugh, the fun police.
00:28Uh, actually, I'm here.
00:32Oh, fuck.
00:35This is my product.
00:36I was working out the kinks.
00:38Oh, it had some kink.
00:38I should be the one showcasing it.
00:40There is no better designer than you, Elijah,
00:42but there's no better salesman than Brad.
00:45Introducing the balls up.
00:47Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
00:49The official condom of Brazil 2025 is...
00:54The balls up.
00:56You two are so good together.
00:58You don't see it.
01:00Nope.
01:01But I do.
01:02I'm gonna make sure you're there
01:04at the World Cup final.
01:07How about a toast?
01:08One for you, one for me.
01:10That should be our mascot,
01:12not some hot dog.
01:13I wanna punch that dick right in the dick.
01:16Take it easy.
01:17Here I come, sausage boy!
01:19No!
01:20Battle, Elijah, pass!
01:22What just happened?
01:24Brazil has been robbed.
01:27Matos, Americanos!
01:30What happens if they catch us?
01:31You ever see the purge?
01:32They'll be like that.
01:33But if you're just us, go!
01:35Get in!
01:37We need to get out of Brazil!
01:39Oh, shit!
01:40Ow!
01:41Learn how to drive, asshole!
01:44Get in, get in, get out of the way!
01:45Or don't learn.
01:46You're good!
01:49Oh, no.
01:50You gotta be fucking jangy!
01:52This is madness.
01:55We're gonna die out here, aren't we?
01:58Get ready!
01:59Oh, my God!
02:00Oh, 100%.
02:03Get your pocket on.
02:04I think it's an alligator.
02:06Does it really matter when it's about to eat us?
02:09Look at these minnows.
02:10They're drinking my pee.
02:11A little piss fish.
02:14I got a fish in my dick!
02:15Oh, God!
02:19You may be wondering why I kid-stabbed you.
02:22Imagine how much cocaína we can stuff into these condoms
02:26that we can swallow and smuggle.
02:28Is there a problem?
02:29Do you want some Tabasco on it?
02:31It's not the flavor so much.
02:33It's more that it could choke me to death.
02:35I fully understand.
02:38Hondas?
02:39Adventures never in the night!
02:42atherine?
02:46Nelson.
02:47HoneyDIA bisher Robertson....
02:47I
02:47on the night! I
02:49on the Night! I'm
02:51had nothing but I've had nothing but I had anything for you.
02:52more... I have not
02:52I am home.
02:52.CKpart.com It's
02:52I know... I haveんと
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