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00:05:30Quiero que se sienta bien como se sienta bien cuando se sienta bien en el tiempo.
00:05:35Oh, mi pequeño hermoso.
00:06:15No, no, no.
00:06:29No, no.
00:07:22Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See?
00:07:31Nothing.
00:07:32She just sits there.
00:07:32Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire.
00:07:42My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:47Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:03Then I'm going to come here.
00:08:05Would you like that?
00:08:10It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you.
00:08:18Okay?
00:08:21Great.
00:08:22And how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:53It's family therapy.
00:08:55The whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:01That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Tell me, no, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric, this is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:16Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:40No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:48What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:09:59May I?
00:10:08Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:16About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:26No.
00:10:29What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:37And then, I'll...
00:11:00To your mom who's doing what she's doing.
00:11:04I don't know.
00:11:04I don't know.
00:11:04I don't know anything about you.
00:11:04I don't know.
00:11:04I don't know anything about you.
00:11:34¿Qué pasa?
00:11:51¿Qué pasa?
00:12:15¿Qué pasa?
00:12:51¿Qué pasa?
00:13:14¿Qué pasa?
00:13:23¿Qué pasa?
00:13:25¿Qué pasa?
00:13:26¿Qué pasa?
00:13:52¿Qué pasa?
00:13:57¿Qué pasa?
00:14:27¿Qué pasa?
00:14:32¿Qué pasa?
00:14:33¿Qué pasa?
00:14:36¿Qué pasa?
00:14:37¿Qué pasa?
00:14:40¿Qué pasa?
00:14:43¿Qué pasa?
00:14:48¿Qué pasa?
00:14:50¿Qué pasa?
00:14:51¿Qué pasa?
00:14:54¿Qué pasa?
00:14:56¿Qué pasa?
00:14:56¿Qué pasa?
00:15:17¿Qué pasa?
00:15:19¿Qué pasa?
00:15:25Hola, esto es Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Puedo enviarme un mensaje después del tono
00:15:28y voy a llamar a pronto como posible.
00:15:30Oh, y si esto es Claire, no te preocupes.
00:15:33Estoy bien.
00:15:34Probablemente estáis dormido.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:39I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:42I...
00:15:42The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:47Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:52I...
00:15:54I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:00My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:08And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:59So, you're right.
00:17:00Now I've heard him.
00:17:29¡Gracias!
00:17:56¡Gracias!
00:18:29¡Gracias!
00:18:59¡Gracias!
00:19:12¡Gracias!
00:19:13¿Estamos celebrando algo?
00:19:15¿Cómo se olvidaré?
00:19:19¡Oh!
00:19:20¡Oh!
00:19:22¡Gracias!
00:19:23¡Gracias!
00:19:25¡Muchas!
00:19:25¡Guau!
00:19:26¡Gracias!
00:19:26Vamos a ver, hold on, hold on.
00:19:30¿Qué es lo que pasa?
00:19:34¿Por qué no vamos a descargar el curso y vamos a ir para el dessert?
00:19:36No, deberíamos de disfrutar de todo.
00:19:38Oh, ok.
00:19:39¿Y cómo has estado disfrutando de todo?
00:19:43Sit.
00:19:44Ok, Dios mío.
00:19:47Ah, yo ya se acabo con la cena, pero...
00:19:51¿Cómo puedes comer cuando estás hablando todo el tiempo, ¿verdad?
00:19:55No, no os hagan el espacio.
00:20:04¿Cómo was tu día?
00:20:08Good.
00:20:10¿Cómo was tu día?
00:20:15Fantastic.
00:20:20¿Qué es lo que nos hagan?
00:20:23Let's drink.
00:20:39¿Qué pasó?
00:20:44¿Alguien?
00:20:45¿Alguien?
00:20:48¿Qué día es hoy?
00:20:52¿Thursday?
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56Uh, it's March 26th.
00:21:07¿Alguien está mal?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:14Look at me.
00:21:19What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't
00:21:33go, don't go, don't go, don't go, please, please, please, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:38¿Tiene que ser mejor?
00:21:39No.
00:21:40Ok.
00:21:44¿Te quiero llamar a Monica?
00:21:46Ok, voy a llamar a Monica.
00:22:20¿Qué pasa?
00:22:37¿Qué pasa?
00:22:39It's too early.
00:22:41I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:44Hmm.
00:22:47Hmm.
00:22:53Hmm.
00:22:56Hmm.
00:22:58Hmm.
00:23:00Hmm.
00:23:09Hmm.
00:23:10Hmm.
00:23:12Hmm.
00:23:15Hmm.
00:23:17Hmm.
00:23:17Hmm.
00:23:18Hmm.
00:23:29Hmm.
00:23:30Hmm.
00:23:32Hmm.
00:23:33Hmm.
00:23:35Hmm.
00:23:37Hmm.
00:23:37Hmm.
00:23:38Hmm.
00:23:41Hmm.
00:23:43Hmm.
00:23:50Gracias.
00:24:40¿Estás dormido?
00:24:54¿Estás respondiendo?
00:24:57Es un día muy difícil.
00:25:00Es cada día.
00:25:02Vamos a pagar la billa, ¿no?
00:25:04No, no, no, no.
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:26¿Y tú?
00:25:30¿Of course I missed you?
00:25:42¿Qué fue tu día?
00:25:44Fine.
00:25:47You said it was difficult.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:59I want you.
00:26:06I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:10Please.
00:26:11I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:15Just really take a shower before we do this.
00:26:18In the morning.
00:26:19If we'll shower, it'll only take a couple minutes.
00:26:22Let's go.
00:26:28Let's just do it in the morning.
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:33Well, I love you, and I don't care if you're sweaty.
00:26:36That's bad.
00:26:40Come on, babe.
00:26:41Tomorrow.
00:26:48Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:54You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me?
00:27:05You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:29He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:31And?
00:27:37And I told them, okay, you were feeling, uh, better.
00:27:48Better?
00:27:51So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:56Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything.
00:28:05As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:13No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:20And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:23So please, just lie down.
00:28:37How can you be okay?
00:28:43How can you be okay?
00:28:47When I am suffocating...
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life.
00:29:08And not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:10We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:20But?
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:24You went an entire month.
00:29:26An entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought...
00:29:33I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:46And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:07I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:17I don't do that!
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck and it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:46Mmm!
00:30:54Ah!
00:30:57You're welcome!
00:31:04You're welcome!
00:31:04I'm not giving up in the fishes!
00:31:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:31:34Please, Mom, tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:41Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:44You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:56I'm sorry.
00:31:58I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:13You would ever want this.
00:32:41Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy.
00:32:47Mommy remembers you.
00:32:48Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy.
00:32:56And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:32:59Mommy.
00:33:01Mommy.
00:33:03Mommy.
00:33:32¿Qué pasa?
00:33:36¿Qué pasa?
00:33:49¿Qué pasa?
00:33:50I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready, quickly, and we'd go.
00:34:01Preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening
00:34:07Well
00:34:09You like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes
00:34:13Yeah
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together
00:34:24I have so much to do
00:34:26Oh yeah?
00:34:27Like what?
00:34:30Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married
00:34:35I don't have to do that anymore
00:34:38I'm kidding, baby
00:34:39Baby, baby, exactly, baby
00:34:41What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing, I had a few bad days
00:34:52It's fine
00:34:57Okay
00:34:59Hey
00:35:02I love you
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs
00:35:12All six of them
00:35:15Go
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes
00:35:20Alright
00:35:21Go
00:35:23Hey, wait
00:35:24Hey
00:35:25Um
00:35:26I read an article
00:35:28That we can bring intimacy back into our relationship
00:35:31If you just carry me to bed every night
00:35:40Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go
00:35:44Okay
00:35:45Okay, baby
00:35:45I'm gonna carry you
00:35:47You get ready
00:35:48Alright
00:35:49What's up a prayer?
00:36:06I'll have you
00:36:08I'll have you
00:36:16Bye
00:36:21What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:37Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Hmm.
00:36:54Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:13Scared.
00:37:16Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:25Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:32Tired.
00:37:34Confused.
00:37:36And, um...
00:37:39I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:49I mean...
00:37:50There's only you.
00:37:53For me.
00:37:58I don't have anybody else.
00:38:06I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You named the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:14What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:43If I were free, as before, I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:54I wouldn't...
00:39:01Ignore my impulses.
00:39:02Ignore my impulses.
00:39:09That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:51Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:01Hm?
00:40:03To show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:10What?
00:40:12You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:17Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:34Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No. No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:52Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:58Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired.
00:41:04Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:10I want you to leave my house.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:35You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:40Are you alright?
00:41:41Come, sir.
00:41:43You shouldn't be here.
00:41:44Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:00Hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay, I just, I don't think that this is critical.
00:42:37You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:40This is a problem, and it's not gonna get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look.
00:42:57I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:58Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office, and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay, so what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:21She's in the body of life.
00:43:38He's so cute.
00:43:41es literalmente el mejor bebé en el mundo
00:43:47mamá, ¿cómo se puede ignorar el?
00:43:50no entiendo
00:43:56tú es cierto
00:43:56el instinto ocurre mucho más tarde en los hombres
00:44:01él solo necesita tener más tiempo con el niño
00:44:05ok, te amo, tengo que ir, bye
00:44:10hey, hey, what were you doing in there
00:44:15oh, mmm
00:44:23mmm, mmm
00:44:24mmm
00:44:27someone said I'm about to
00:44:28you hungry
00:44:32I ate already
00:44:34oh
00:44:36I didn't know there was going to be food
00:44:39well, no, there's always going to be food
00:44:42oh, ok
00:44:44you go change
00:44:45ok
00:44:46and I'm going to bring us some wine and cheese
00:44:48wine and cheese?
00:44:50mm-hmm
00:44:50ok
00:44:52wow
00:44:54yeah
00:44:58wine and cheese
00:45:05hey, you want to watch something?
00:45:07sure, yeah, just something light
00:45:11you know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore
00:45:18really?
00:45:20yeah, I feel much better
00:45:23what does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26who cares?
00:45:29I feel great
00:45:32besides, she's not going to let me go
00:45:34it's probably just a money thing
00:45:38red?
00:45:39of course
00:45:40since when?
00:45:43um
00:45:44it was on sale
00:45:48that's my girl
00:45:49oh, careful, careful
00:45:58so
00:46:02I got a call from the funeral home
00:46:06hmm
00:46:06they said they didn't receive last month's check
00:46:09did you?
00:46:10did you send it?
00:46:10oh my god, I'm so clumsy
00:46:12I
00:46:13oh, Jesus
00:46:14um
00:46:15I probably just forgot
00:46:17can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire
00:46:20this is really your responsibility
00:46:22please
00:46:23just do it for me
00:46:24ok?
00:46:26you know I'm not good with numbers
00:46:30you're in financing
00:46:31what do you mean?
00:46:34Claire
00:46:36Claire
00:46:43ow
00:46:45ow
00:46:46fuck
00:47:00what did you say?
00:47:02your mom was there
00:47:03she couldn't stay to the end
00:47:04because she felt so bad
00:47:05you're lying
00:47:06Claire, and soon she
00:47:08no
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there
00:47:12ok?
00:47:13he showed up
00:47:13and he gave you time off
00:47:15so you'd get a hold of yourself
00:47:17fuck
00:47:18fuck
00:47:25her
00:47:27uh
00:47:27uh
00:47:30is
00:47:41naszej
00:47:44her
00:47:45본igg
00:47:45uh
00:47:45that's
00:47:46that's
00:47:46that's
00:47:47so
00:47:48interesting
00:47:48im
00:47:48what's
00:47:52¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:48:12¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:48:14¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:16¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:19¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:25¡I no quería eso!
00:48:33¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:34¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:35¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:48:39¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:43¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:48¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:57¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:48:58i thought maybe it was just too early
00:49:03oh god oh my god forgive me
00:49:18oh
00:49:18oh
00:49:22our father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name
00:49:27Come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:36Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day and daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses.
00:49:53As we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer.
00:50:32Hey.
00:50:34Hey, you, come on, what are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:45Hi.
00:50:46Look at you.
00:50:47You're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:21Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:37Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:47Oh, yeah.
00:51:48It's awesome.
00:51:48He's excited for daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:01Let's get in there.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:03Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:04Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:12Severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:16Easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:21Take those feet.
00:52:22Good.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:25I'm going to get the wall, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32There we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36All right.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:41What did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do...
00:52:46I was...
00:52:46Nothing.
00:52:47Nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:52I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever that you can wear when you go walking with
00:53:00the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No.
00:53:10I just think that there's a person for that that we can pay that's more qualified to deal
00:53:14with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:18I will...
00:53:19But you said...
00:53:20We agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed.
00:53:23Nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:46Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:13Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're going to fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are going to smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact, that pain, orgasms.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up and those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering him up.
00:54:55So you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Hmm.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just going to be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over,
00:55:12banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:17You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah, I need you to hold my hand, hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:37Oh, shit.
00:55:56Oh, don't, don't.
00:55:57That's not funny.
00:55:59I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this.
00:56:19Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:23I got you.
00:56:23I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, yeah?
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:29You know, you're going to fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You, you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43I mean, goddess.
00:56:44It's a goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:47This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right.
00:56:48Ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you.
00:56:54I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, God.
00:56:56Oh, God.
00:56:56Oh, God.
00:56:57Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Oh, okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet.
00:57:11The beautiful feet.
00:57:12Okay.
00:57:13Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What would you like to eat?
00:57:23I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:30Mm-hmm.
00:57:33Oh, wait.
00:57:34Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:11Bye.
00:58:11Bye.
00:58:14Bye.
00:58:19Bye.
00:58:24Bye.
00:58:25Bye.
00:58:25Bye.
00:58:26Bye.
00:58:27Bye.
00:58:30Bye.
00:58:32Bye.
00:58:32Bye.
00:58:32Bye.
00:58:46No, no, no, no.
00:59:17No, no, no.
00:59:56No, no, no.
01:00:11No, no.
01:00:14No, no.
01:00:18No, no.
01:00:18No, no.
01:00:19No, no.
01:00:19No, no.
01:00:19No, no.
01:00:21No, no.
01:00:25No, no.
01:00:47No, no.
01:00:50No, no.
01:00:51No, no.
01:00:56No, no.
01:00:58No, no.
01:01:00No, no, no.
01:01:21No, no.
01:01:22No, no.
01:01:26No, no, no.
01:01:27No, no, no.
01:02:00No, no, no.
01:02:00No, no, no.
01:02:04No, no, no.
01:02:20No, no, no, no.
01:02:22No, no, no, no.
01:02:37No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:13No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:41No, no, no, no.
01:04:09No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:17No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:05:27no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:05:32no, no, no.
01:05:38I'm okay.
01:06:08I'm okay.
01:06:39I'm okay.
01:07:21I'm okay.
01:07:23I'm okay.
01:07:26I'm okay.
01:07:28I'm okay.
01:07:39I'm okay.
01:07:40I'm okay.
01:08:15I'm okay.
01:08:16I'm okay.
01:08:26I'm okay.
01:08:58I'm okay.
01:09:01I'm okay.
01:09:05I'm okay.
01:09:13I'm okay.
01:09:18So you'll take us?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20Thank you.
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey.
01:09:23Do you want to call Monica?
01:09:24My girls.
01:09:25That was my baby too?
01:09:50That was my baby too?
01:09:55Of course.
01:10:03Of course.
01:10:06No, I'm okay.
01:10:07No, I'm okay.
01:10:07No, I'm okay.
01:10:16No, I killed our baby.
01:10:19Oh
01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink when giving birth
01:10:30This is unforgivable
01:10:35Is this your right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever
01:10:58Monica would never make these cuts of mistakes
01:11:09Bitch
01:11:14This is how you wanted to help me
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric
01:11:22Simply by stealing my husband
01:11:35And here I'm thinking why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard
01:11:42What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine before you came into this house
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:11:55We...
01:11:56We...
01:12:11¿Qué pasa?
01:12:47¿Qué pasa?
01:13:04¿Qué pasa?
01:13:06¿Qué pasa?
01:13:07¿Qué pasa?
01:13:09¿Qué pasa?
01:13:23Es hora de wake up, baby.
01:13:26No está bien con ti.
01:13:28En realidad, lo va a necesitar de varios días.
01:13:33No quiero que le transmití toda la infusión.
01:13:37Te lo haré saber cómo es.
01:13:38Ok.
01:13:39Bye.
01:13:44Esta será el viaje que vamos necesitabas.
01:13:48Vamos a ir a la casa,
01:13:50con la familia.
01:13:52Lo voy a hablar con mamá.
01:13:57Mamá, nos vamos a pegar en 30 minutos, vamos a ir para el parque.
01:14:01Es va a ser increíble.
01:14:03Ok, listo.
01:14:05Adiós.
01:14:05Adiós.
01:14:06Adiós.
01:14:36Adiós.
01:15:06Adiós.
01:15:44Adiós.
01:16:21Adiós.
01:16:26Adiós.
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