00:01Uno Mas, thanks.
00:03You're Johnny Cage.
00:05I loved Citizen Cage when I was a kid.
00:09Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
00:11They should do a reboot.
00:13Nobody wants that.
00:16Shit went out in the 90s.
00:21You wanna know what makes a hero?
00:27It's not destiny.
00:32It's not something you're born with.
00:37It's searching for greatness.
00:42Johnny Cage.
00:44You have been chosen to fight.
00:46Tell me you're not some crazy fans.
00:51How are you doing that?
00:52Are you coming or what?
00:54Been realizing you've had it in you.
00:57This entire time.
01:03Whoa!
01:04I really don't feel comfortable hitting a girl.
01:06Don't worry.
01:08You won't.
01:11Yo!
01:12Send me back.
01:13I wanna go back.
01:16The rules of the tournament are simple.
01:19Our fates would not be settled by the size of our armies.
01:23They would be decided.
01:26By combat.
01:31I'm not some great warrior.
01:34I'm not some champion.
01:38This is a war.
01:40For the fate of your world.
01:46Freeze him!
01:48Me.
01:54It's showtime.
01:57Get over here!
02:00Johnny will definitely die.
02:07Mortal Kombat!
02:16Where the hell am I?
02:19It's called Mortal Kombat.
02:24It's a fighting tournament.
02:27To the death.
02:31Fuck that.
02:36This is a war for the fate of your world.
02:40Ha ha!
02:41You dickheads in or what?
02:44I'm not some champion.
02:46I don't have transformer arms.
02:50Or shoot lightning bolts.
02:52This shit's got nothing to do with me.
02:56I'm an actor.
03:00I find you annoying.
03:02Not the face!
03:04Not the face!
03:15It's time.
03:17To become the hero.
03:20You were meant to be.
03:23Alright, you big ugly fuck.
03:27It's showtime.
03:32Don't leave strong at the back.
03:36Are you shitting me?
03:38You don't have any pounds!
03:39It's just incredibly handsome.
03:41Mortal Kombat!
03:59I feel that's the one that you're making.
04:00It's almost all!
04:01You're happy to be.
04:02I reckon you're gay.
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