00:01Here's a pizza.
00:10Linda! Who is it?
00:16No one, darling!
00:20Come over me, please.
00:22Hey, what the hell is that? Pizza? Are you out of your freaking mind?
00:26Come over here.
00:32Honey, it's not mine. It's a mistake.
00:35All you'd allowed are cucumbers and water. Remember that?
00:41Come on, breathe.
00:55So, what are you doing here, dude?
00:57I...
00:59There was a glitch in the system.
01:02Oh, so I got a free pizza. What do you got here?
01:05No, no, sir. This is not your pizza.
01:09There was a mistake in the address. This order is for the house next door.
01:15Nah, those smiths.
01:19His wife won't be able to fit through the door, you know?
01:24Okay, get out of here.
01:28Yeah, sure.
01:34If you ever come near food like that again, cucumbers and water will be all you eat for the rest
01:40of your life.
01:41You got that?
01:43All right, darling.
01:44I don't hear that.
01:47Okay, darling.
01:49Good girl.
01:51Excuse me.
01:53What do you want?
01:55I don't know how to open the gate.
01:57Nothing's on the phone these days, silly.
02:07Thanks.
02:08Bye.
02:13Have a nice day to work, honey.
02:20Listen, I just want you to be slim, you know?
02:23Yes, darling.
02:26Mm-hmm.
02:27Yes.
03:02You have to eat cucumbers to be thin.
03:04Yeah, Harvey.
03:05But I can't do it anymore.
03:07You have to exercise to be thin.
03:10Ugh.
03:26Oh.
03:27Wow.
03:29No.
03:30It's you.
03:37What are you doing here?
03:38I'm sorry.
03:39I heard you were really hungry, but you didn't answer that door.
03:43Here.
03:46Oh, my gosh.
03:49You're a lifesaver.
03:59Don't worry.
04:00This is Harvey, my friend.
04:01He's just a toy.
04:03Harvey is your friend.
04:06These are for other people, but you need to eat.
04:11I haven't had a decent meal in four months.
04:13Happy to help.
04:15Okay.
04:16I'll be going.
04:17No.
04:18Wait.
04:21Stay with me and eat.
04:23I have to thank you and...
04:26Are you hungry?
04:29Water and cucumbers would be fine.
04:33Come in.
04:47So...
04:49Why you stay here?
04:51He obviously doesn't love you.
04:53He's just mocking you.
04:56No.
04:57He's nice.
04:59He just wants to see me in good shape.
05:02Oh, yeah.
05:03Of course.
05:04He's nice.
05:05He's nice.
05:06He just likes tear of butterfly wings.
05:08He's nice.
05:09He just works for Taliban.
05:12He's nice.
05:13Stop it.
05:21Tomorrow I'll regret this.
05:23But today...
05:26I'm happy.
05:35Oh no.
05:38Oh no.
05:40Oh no.
05:41Oh no no no no no.
05:42Be quiet.
05:45Hi honey.
05:47Hey!
05:47What's going on?
05:49I'm just watching a movie.
05:51Chilling.
05:54Wait.
05:55What's that on your cheek?
05:59Um...
05:59It's...
06:01It's a lipstick.
06:02Lipstick then, huh?
06:04You know what, sweetheart?
06:06It's time for waiting.
06:08So get on the scale.
06:10I'm waiting for the results.
06:12Of course, honey.
06:13Bye.
06:13Bye.
06:20I'm so screwed.
06:22Why?
06:22Just tell him the weight is fine.
06:25Haven't you noticed he's a tech geek?
06:27The smart scale will send me a message.
06:32So...
06:33How much did I eat?
06:36Uh...
06:37Double pepperoni, pasta, about a pound.
06:40Uh...
06:41Plus a Cinnabon, plus a soda, another pound.
06:44How much are you supposed to weigh?
06:45Hundred pounds, tops.
06:48Oh no.
06:56I have an idea.
07:01How much does it weigh?
07:06Like...
07:0610 ounces.
07:10He's gonna kill me.
07:11Linda.
07:13I...
07:14I look at you.
07:15You're the most beautiful woman in the world.
07:19Don't torture yourself with this jerk.
07:22You don't understand.
07:24I can't...
07:28I have an idea.
07:31Where is the scale?
07:44Okay, it's about 12 gallons.
07:49That's approximately 100 pounds.
07:52Approximately?
07:53I need to know exactly.
07:54It will be fine.
07:55It will not do better.
08:03No, no, no!
08:04No, no, no, no, no...
08:08What?
08:14Ah!
08:23Oh...
08:34Did you lose two pounds?
08:37Are you trying to cheat me, sweetheart?
08:51Thank you, Ken.
08:52I don't know what I would have done without you.
08:55Glad I could help.
08:57I throw this out of the way.
09:09Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:12Are you making a fool of me?
09:25What's going on?
09:32There must be cameras in there.
09:34And he saw you.
09:44There's no connection.
09:45And there won't be.
09:46It's over for both of us.
09:49Alarm mode.
09:50Alarm mode.
09:51Alarm mode.
09:52Alarm mode.
09:53Alarm mode.
09:56Harvey's your friend, huh?
09:57He's just a toy.
10:01Hey, don't worry.
10:03What if there's nothing out?
10:06Alarm mode.
10:07Alarm mode.
10:09Alarm mode.
10:10Alarm mode.
10:17Linda.
10:21You.
10:26Don't try to hide, huh?
10:42Alarm mode.
10:46Linda.
10:47Don't try to hide, huh?
10:54What the?
10:58It's too late to lose weight, honey.
11:11They'll unite his scum to the rescue, yeah?
11:26You gotta regret this.
11:35No, no, no.
11:35You made a mistake.
11:36You didn't hear him.
11:37He broke into my house.
11:38He's a criminal.
11:40Fuck!
11:41There's all the evidence here, officer.
11:49I can't believe it's over.
11:53So, what am I gonna do now?
11:57Well, for the starters, we could order a pizza?
12:04You have to eat cucumbers to be fair.
12:07You have to eat cucumbers to be fair.
12:08Shut up, Harvey.
12:08You have to eat cucumbers.
12:11You have to eat cucumbers.
12:12You have to eat cucumbers.
12:14You have to eat cucumbers.
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