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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Long Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:45In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Beau Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life?
00:03:08At the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry Beau.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since like 10th grade.
00:03:24When you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Related!
00:03:34Related!
00:03:35Related!
00:03:36Related that right now!
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think was gonna happen girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:32What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:56If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:36S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R.I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Stripper.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50No!
00:06:51Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:54Stop!
00:07:17that's better off you go
00:07:24go
00:07:35my nose
00:07:52oh look at you
00:08:20great first I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone
00:08:27yet
00:08:47hi mom I'm sorry I'll do better next time I promise
00:08:56I'm sorry
00:08:57no way
00:08:58Beau Clement the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy
00:09:05he's still an asshole Phoebe you recorded your most embarrassing moment humiliated you
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever since like
00:09:11forever
00:09:14I've had enough today time for payback
00:09:35you gotta be fucking kidding me
00:09:39I it's not what it looks like
00:09:42really
00:09:43because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it
00:09:50your call cannot be completed at this time the number you have dialed is no longer in service
00:09:59you don't get to be mad you recorded me first
00:10:00your fucking thorn Philip's
00:10:21you don't get to be mad you recorded me first
00:10:24I'm sorry
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well
00:10:35Delete it now
00:10:37I swear swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me
00:10:43Big man, though, Clement
00:10:57What?
00:11:22Oh my
00:11:24Oh, my god.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:56Come on, come on, smart mouth, talk to me, come on.
00:12:01Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, please, talk to me, stay with me.
00:12:13Come on.
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus.
00:12:33Fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59And you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:11Are you?
00:13:11I felt you what?
00:13:14I was, I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:19That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first.
00:13:39You recorded me first.
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:50Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my consent.
00:14:12Whoa, whoa.
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:31Oh, shit!
00:14:44Oh, shit!
00:14:46Oh, shit!
00:14:46I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Oh, okay.
00:14:58So this is why you call me a perv.
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait.
00:15:02Does it have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:03Don't tell me.
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give it back!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:40Not me.
00:15:42Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:11Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:24It's in the cloud. Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:38What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:46What are you going to do?
00:16:49Hey. Hey. Eyes up here.
00:16:56You delete that. I don't tell on you. Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor. Okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun? Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:28What?
00:17:30Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:42Take it.
00:17:44Take it.
00:17:46For a job.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57I'm sorry. What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That...
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is...
00:18:01That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:03Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body...
00:18:11Not exactly your fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15What?
00:18:16That's mean.
00:18:17Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What?
00:18:23Two cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:40At home.
00:19:43Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:57Are we okay?
00:20:36I am so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:19You have a thing for ourselves, don't you?
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:48You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:16Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know he does it every year, it's way too cool.
00:22:34Yes, yes, of course, you'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great, I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:12How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:22Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:35Makeover starts now.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:39Oh.
00:23:40Oh.
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:42Oh.
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:51Oh.
00:23:54Oh.
00:23:58Oh.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:12Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:30No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:36Cliches are no miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:49Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The outage thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:58Bro, you still there?
00:25:59Go, go, go.
00:26:06Look at me now, I'm shining.
00:26:09Same girl, you're timing.
00:26:10Feathers right, I spent my way.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:14Well, I'll be there.
00:26:16Now, don't you dare, I was...
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit. Can't say hey pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe. Don't faint. Don't throw up. Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too. You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:42Good job, good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know how to resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life saving certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Phoebs.
00:28:17I always found you hot.
00:28:18But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:39Well, well. St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs. Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:22You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:38Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:44Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49you're gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:26Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldritch winter function serving mean girls.
00:30:44Alright, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:18But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:36Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:41For once.
00:31:43Oh God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word...
00:32:22Word...
00:32:22Oh jeez.
00:32:25Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:27You want some?
00:33:29And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:42Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa!
00:34:02Whoa, easy there.
00:34:03You okay, Phoebe?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it, both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No!
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no, shit!
00:34:41My dress!
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47Press the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny!
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid!
00:35:46Go!
00:35:48Get out!
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out!
00:36:01I need clean up, too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee!
00:36:13Get out!
00:36:14I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What...
00:36:27What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest, too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:01Ugh!
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking testosterone stain!
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me.
00:37:12Touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:10That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:37Hmm.
00:38:39I dare you to touch me.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:05I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:09Just because you're loud, I'm no chicken shit, I'm done, I'm standing in the fire, now you don't know my
00:39:18fear, you don't write my down.
00:39:20Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:27Hush.
00:39:28Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:34Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:35Come on, come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the Saint Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:01Oh.
00:40:07Wow.
00:40:09Saw her?
00:40:09In the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11Makes sense.
00:40:18Yes!
00:40:19Baby!
00:40:21Right there!
00:40:23Or babe.
00:40:25What?
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:36Can you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I beg you.
00:41:17You said you aren't gonna get excited.
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Purp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54No, Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:41:59You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:02Oh.
00:42:03Oh.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:05Here we go.
00:42:07Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:10Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:13I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:23Do it, Mary.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:27We're moving by.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:33It was your lab grant.
00:42:38So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:55What?
00:42:56Who are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am?
00:43:00You should let your husband know that these laws are too big.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just.
00:43:20Just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:24Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23Oh, my God.
00:44:24What is that?
00:44:24He's hanging on my shoulder.
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:30It's Russian Cecilia Couture.
00:44:32Get it off me.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench, that's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss führen.
00:44:45Pissing Knacks.
00:44:47Mad Stinky Max!
00:44:57Oh my god Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:20Hey Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:28Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first served.
00:45:54Oh my god, you were waiting for me? That's so sweet, I have no idea what that had.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog, there's a function!
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:29Meep!
00:46:30You stink!
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:59Pheebs!
00:46:59I got to pay for it!
00:47:02I'm gonna pay for it!
00:47:02My bad sister, I'm gonna pay for it!
00:47:05I'm gonna pay you some!
00:47:15Really? You know, because apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:34Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some Q.
00:47:41Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:47:53oh, oh, oh.
00:47:56What are you talking about?
00:47:58Jump in.
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:13You get who I am?
00:48:24Captain Thompson, you want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humble the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, you want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:53Oh!
00:49:04Start!
00:49:04That's what you want!
00:49:05Go!
00:49:06Go!
00:49:11Go!
00:49:12Go!
00:49:14Go!
00:49:17Go!
00:49:20Go!
00:49:21but no one's gonna hear it
00:49:26even
00:49:28excuse me
00:49:35goodbye
00:49:43bye
00:49:59I want Phoebe, you saw her
00:50:03wow Clement, you won
00:50:06that's good for you
00:50:07the real winner
00:50:09is the guy against the girl
00:50:21you were amazing, Chase
00:50:25yo, Chase
00:50:26good race, good race, man
00:50:27you crushed it
00:50:28see you boys tomorrow
00:50:29be there early
00:50:30early
00:50:31early
00:50:45you done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52or are you just that petty?
00:50:58the loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08but the winner gets
00:51:12anything they ask for
00:51:23anything
00:51:30since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:55what do you want?
00:52:00you
00:52:01are gonna
00:52:08you
00:52:09are gonna
00:52:15tutor me
00:52:19that's it?
00:52:21what?
00:52:22disappointed?
00:52:26fine
00:52:27you want tutoring?
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all I'm nothing type of nerds
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well
00:53:02I made it a thing
00:53:07you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09such
00:53:10comment
00:53:13you think we have
00:53:14chemistry
00:53:16miss phillips
00:53:26your skirt
00:53:27this skirt is doing a little
00:53:27uh
00:53:29chantelle
00:53:32remind me what subject
00:53:33this was
00:53:34again
00:53:48let's try this one
00:53:51too hot
00:53:52no clothes
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution
00:54:00of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution
00:54:08there are how many million dollars
00:54:10that goes to a
00:54:11okay
00:54:11and I'll put it
00:54:13for the first day
00:54:13and I'll put it on the second day
00:54:17and I'll put it on the second day
00:54:17and the answer is
00:54:19how
00:54:26are you sure you're going to study
00:54:29Clement?
00:54:32you know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:36in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:44I take my teaching
00:54:46very seriously
00:54:49if you don't behave
00:54:50I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:53so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56and get two more
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15but I am not some stray
00:55:16that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22I know this come out of time
00:55:26careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the plane
00:55:37fine
00:55:52doing okay
00:55:53Mr. Clement?
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:11now
00:56:12now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:39You want to find out what I did to a brat?
00:56:54How long are you all bark or do you also bite?
00:57:04A bad boy licks, licks, and he always bites.
00:57:16But l'm trying to be good for once in my life.
00:57:22Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time l'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:29I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:41I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:53I'm not gonna hold back.
00:58:25I'm not gonna hold back.
00:58:55I'm not gonna hold back.
00:59:25I'm not gonna hold back.
00:59:30Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45It's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:00Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12Alright, bye.
01:01:14Half-fuck.
01:01:39I'm not getting that due.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:00What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:23Off you, trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:43Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I...
01:02:46Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve, truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your partner.
01:03:06Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts!
01:03:22Anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the blue.
01:04:01Oh, I feel like a box of chocolates.
01:04:05Oh, I feel like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06Anonymous, who won't youak.
01:04:09Is to die for.
01:04:12Ah!
01:04:30I feel like a doll.
01:04:32No, I feel like a doll.
01:04:33Yes, I do.
01:04:35Frühling.
01:04:36Oh, it isn't.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:55But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:58So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement.
01:05:27Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:43Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56Beau, go to the principal's office.
01:05:58Now!
01:06:00I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:51You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:19Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some salt respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Phoebe Phillips, what else could you be?
01:08:02And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:11Now both of you.
01:08:12And...
01:08:13I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:17Don't.
01:08:23You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:27And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what his problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:37I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:13But you...
01:09:14God, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And...
01:09:46And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure at all.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:30I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:54I am fragile.
01:11:04You knew that better than anyone.
01:11:06Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:21Pheebs?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sorry, are you okay?
01:11:26All right, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry.
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I stay here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've...
01:12:31When was she full?
01:12:35I actually went.
01:12:39Then...
01:12:39Why?
01:12:42Just...
01:12:43Feel me now.
01:12:45Chase!
01:12:47What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes!
01:12:54That's way too fast!
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:17No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:21Please!
01:13:22No!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:32Stop!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:37Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:54Stop!
01:13:56Oh!
01:13:57What the?
01:14:01She!
01:14:02Fucking!
01:14:03Said!
01:14:04No!
01:14:09Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:16This piece of shit.
01:14:24Oh!
01:14:26Oh!
01:14:27That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Oh!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:14:57Shhhhhh!
01:15:07Hey, Mimi.
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:12Just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:14In.
01:15:15Out.
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:22i don't know my brain just broke i thought he was my friend why would he do that to me
01:15:30i feel so stupid phoebe phoebe look at me you were not stupid you were terrified and you fought
01:15:39back you you bit him you pulled away you did everything you could i i i will never let you
01:15:48out of my sight again i'm sorry i'm sorry you saved me both you saved me when i was just
01:16:00some nobody
01:16:00just some nerd i i didn't save you you saved me and you saved yourself i i am just an
01:16:09idiot who's too
01:16:10quick to throw punches and you're right and you are not a nerd you you you're the kindest strongest
01:16:23prettiest nerd i've ever met you want to get out of here ditch school yeah yeah
01:16:34oh you okay you ready for a ride sit tight yeah
01:16:55oh
01:17:08Whoooooooooo!
01:17:09Me with Bo, infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement,
01:17:14showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:22Whoooooooo!
01:17:24Whoooooooo!
01:17:27Whoooo!
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:50Do you wanna have sex?
01:18:15I don't know.
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:19I'm always packing.
01:19:22I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only one you've been waiting for your entire life.
01:19:52You can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:09Oh, my God.
01:20:18Oh, my God.
01:20:19Who are you?
01:20:20Bang it.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:27There's something important.
01:20:29I need to tell you first what is it? I need a shower too
01:20:35The shower is all yours stupid
01:21:01Oh
01:21:13Stupid
01:21:17No
01:21:43Hi! Surprise! Except, it's not a surprise to you, my little friend there. You've actually
01:21:49touched it, and I touched myself. No, I mean, I touched it myself! Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore. You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau Clement. I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips. And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me as a first? It could only be you, Beau. And I love you, too.
01:23:13I love you, too.
01:23:13I love you, too.
01:23:28I love you, too.
01:23:49Good morning, Princess.
01:23:52Why does Princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem. My bed chemistry. Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork. What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat. And on the
01:24:32way
01:24:32there, I got scratched by a tree branch. And I still insisted on going. When we got there,
01:24:40my boat drifted too far out in the waves. So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go
01:24:47and get it. Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back. She never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Beau.
01:25:20Beau.
01:25:23I am so sorry. And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were-
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36I feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing. You believed in me,
01:25:54and you gave me a purpose. You made me want to do better. To be better. You saved me.
01:26:12All right. What happened? I'm good. I'm good. Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guys working. I need you on. I'm gonna swim this way.
01:26:17You know that? And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report. It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell? I- I- I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night. Oh shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me. I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Beau didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Coach Honda, don't believe me. She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone. I mean, fucking look at her!
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31This- I'm a-
01:27:32This is fake. It- it's edited, Coach. It- it's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:35You're off my swim team! Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office. Now!
01:27:53You three thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:18Oh, shit. That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:33Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy. Best school day ever.
01:28:49Slipping laxatives into the ER.
01:28:50Slipping laxatives into the ER.
01:28:56Capital A for ABSOLUTELY.
01:28:59And your capital A for A's big.
01:29:02Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:10Slipping laxatives into the ER.
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